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00:00:00Well get jumpin' in the Freaky Flyin' Game!
00:00:06It's more than just a game!
00:00:11It's time for Brainy Zaney!
00:00:14Get totally insaney in the Freaky Flyin' Game!
00:00:21Since the beginning of time, man has loved to race.
00:00:28Man's every leap in technology only created further opportunities to compete against each other and test the limits of speed.
00:00:36And then, man took to the air.
00:00:40And now, the sky becomes the arena for the greatest race of them all.
00:00:44A competition that has drawn entrants from all walks of life.
00:00:48From several different tax brackets, from every rounded corner of the globe.
00:00:52All gathered for this monumental event in the world of aviation.
00:00:57All of these pilots and many, many more will fill the sky in the Freaky Flyers race.
00:01:02So what are you waiting for? Jump in your plane and get freaky!
00:01:08Adventure Mode!
00:01:31I look for the best in everyone!
00:01:39Myrna Bookbottom. Librarian. Cat lady. Extremely polite.
00:01:45Hello. I am very pleased to meet you, Governor.
00:01:49Now what is a nice young woman like you doing in this race, Myrna?
00:01:53Well, you see I have always wanted a life of adventure.
00:01:57But I work in the local library and things just never seem to happen there.
00:02:01Until Margaret Basher came along.
00:02:04Margaret Basher?
00:02:06She is my alter ego.
00:02:08When I get angry, I turn into Margaret.
00:02:11And bad things happen.
00:02:15But you seem so sweet and helpless.
00:02:18And boring. Boringly helpless.
00:02:22Helpless, I say!
00:02:26The moral is, you can't judge a Bookbottom by its cover.
00:02:34Godspeed, Myrna Bookbottom.
00:02:38And Margaret Basher.
00:02:45Attention Freaky Flyer. You are now entering Canadian airspace.
00:02:50It's quite a country.
00:02:52The kind of place where a virtual nobody with an airplane could reunite a lost Bigfoot with his family.
00:02:57Destroy a log jam.
00:02:59And shoot down half-eaten trees all in the same day.
00:03:03And don't forget about the great duty-free shopping.
00:03:06You could pick up a gallon of perfume for the price of a half-gallon.
00:03:10Now that's savings.
00:03:20Three, two, one, go!
00:03:30I'll fill you with more eggs than an immature little...
00:03:32You've got laundry liquid!
00:03:35I cannot believe it! I am so happy!
00:03:43You're a liar! In Lord's words, you are loud!
00:03:51You've shot the target!
00:03:55You've earned an additional power-up, Snorlax!
00:03:59Return Bigfoot to his family!
00:04:03You've cleared the log jam!
00:04:07You've opened up the Blue Booth Highway!
00:04:21You've opened up the Red Moose Highway!
00:04:31You've reunited the Bigfoot family!
00:04:35You've opened up the Green Moose Highway!
00:04:51A coin's collected!
00:04:55You've earned an additional power-up, Snorlax!
00:05:03Look at the face! My beautiful face!
00:05:20Fly quickly!
00:05:29With this power-up, I'll have no choice but to raise more rewards!
00:05:51One day, you can tell people you were bit by Big Johnny Turbo!
00:06:13This is fun, isn't it?
00:06:17This is fun, isn't it?
00:06:47You've earned an additional power-up, Snorlax!
00:06:54Upon my return to England, I am going to report on to the latter-elect the Humane Society.
00:06:59It is dreadful how he's been treating this poor little ape man.
00:07:05Put down my property immediately, femme d'Angleterre!
00:07:09Well, if you ask politely, perhaps I shall.
00:07:14Square-sucking tree-hugger! Just try and stop me!
00:07:32Hello? Madame Bookbottom?
00:07:34Yes? Who is that?
00:07:36It is I, André La Toilette.
00:07:38Oy! It's a square-sucking tree-hugger!
00:07:42I wanted to apologize for yelling at you earlier.
00:07:46I get sensitive with matters concerning my big food.
00:07:49Oh, that's quite sweet of you, love.
00:07:52Yeah, real sweet. Now bugger off!
00:07:55Excusez-moi?
00:07:56Call me!
00:07:57On second thought, don't, you tosser!
00:08:03English women. They are so complicated.
00:08:12Attention, freaky choir!
00:08:14You are now approaching Coyote Canyon!
00:08:17Made by nature, but made dangerous by man!
00:08:21Inside these canyon walls, you'll be called upon to save a damsel in distress,
00:08:25take on gunfighters in a shootout, and stampede cows into an Indian reservation.
00:08:31Sure, these all might be things you could have done from the comfort of your own home
00:08:35with a few well-placed phone calls,
00:08:37but you're here now, so get to it!
00:08:39Save the cowardice for guys like me!
00:08:50Three, two, one, go!
00:08:59Return the damsel to town!
00:09:01For the people we do obey!
00:09:05You shot me!
00:09:18You've got the mailbag!
00:09:20You've earned an additional power-up slot!
00:09:24Three, two, one, go!
00:09:28Return the damsel to town!
00:09:31Full power-up slot!
00:09:51This is not a good place to raise my horse!
00:10:01Silence is never the answer!
00:10:08You've rescued the sheriff!
00:10:11You've opened up the red boost highway!
00:10:15You've unlocked Cactus Road!
00:10:19You've caused a stampede!
00:10:22You've opened up the blue boost highway!
00:10:26Horseshoes collected!
00:10:29You've earned an additional power-up slot!
00:10:42You've got me!
00:11:00I work for the best to everyone!
00:11:16Damsel rescued!
00:11:19You've opened up the green boost highway!
00:11:30Return the damsel to town!
00:11:33For the people we do obey!
00:11:53You are a horrible enemy!
00:11:59Return the damsel to town!
00:12:10First place!
00:12:12Second place!
00:12:15Third place!
00:12:19Fourth place!
00:12:21Fifth place!
00:12:42I like to invent a novel, sir.
00:12:47And I like to bash bandits!
00:12:55Attention, freaky flyer!
00:12:57You are being called upon to protect the fort below from bloodthirsty bandits.
00:13:02Try to stem the tide of these incoming marauders by destroying their bases,
00:13:06and buy the resident soldiers enough time to repair any damage to the fort.
00:13:11Though you're risking your own life for these anonymous soldiers,
00:13:14I feel confident that knowing you're helping others is enough reward.
00:13:18Oh, how I envy you,
00:13:20rich with the satisfaction that can only come through charity,
00:13:24while I am forced to live my days with so much empty, meaningless cash,
00:13:28and the large-screen TVs I can buy.
00:13:31Good luck, you selfless wonder! Good luck!
00:13:42Come on!
00:13:47Come on!
00:13:54Your fort is damaged!
00:13:58Come on!
00:14:01Come on!
00:14:09Come on!
00:14:14Come on!
00:14:21Come on!
00:14:27Come on!
00:14:49Your fort is in danger!
00:14:57Your fort has been repaired!
00:15:27Come on!
00:15:58Come on!
00:16:01Your fort is in danger!
00:16:18Your fort has been repaired!
00:16:27No time to stop!
00:16:32Your fort has been repaired!
00:16:49Librarian cardholders with overdue books?
00:16:52Is it laziness or desperate cry for help?
00:16:55Details inside.
00:16:57Also, an update on Flying Librarian Men at Book Bottom
00:17:00who's about to begin the next leg of the Freaky Flyers race in Chicago.
00:17:04For more information about Chicago,
00:17:06see North American Reference, Chicago in the card catalog.
00:17:14Attention, Freaky Flyer!
00:17:16You are now approaching the big city!
00:17:19Your mission here?
00:17:21Stop the bank heist, put out the fires,
00:17:23and rescue the police chief.
00:17:25Basically all the stuff that the cops and firemen should be doing.
00:17:28However, be careful not to point this out!
00:17:31The last time I was in Chicago and insulted the police and fire department,
00:17:34my rental car was stolen and then lit on fire,
00:17:37and I didn't take the...
00:17:46Three, two, one, go!
00:17:54Is this enough?
00:17:59You've foiled the bank heist!
00:18:02You've opened up the red-boot highway!
00:18:06You are sure of it, aren't you?
00:18:09You've saved the slum!
00:18:12You've opened up the blue-boot highway!
00:18:16Return the chief to police headquarters and lock him up!
00:18:21You are sure of it, aren't you?
00:18:24You are sure of it, aren't you?
00:18:27You are sure of it, aren't you?
00:18:30You are sure of it, aren't you?
00:18:33You are sure of it, aren't you?
00:18:36Return the chief to police headquarters and lock Margaret Basher!
00:18:43You've shot the trash can!
00:18:46You've earned an additional power-up slot!
00:18:57Moneybags collected!
00:19:00You've earned an additional power-up slot!
00:19:04You've rescued the police chief!
00:19:07You've opened up the green-boost highway!
00:19:22This is not the place for which you would think!
00:19:34Alpha, you're under arrest!
00:19:37This is not the place for which you would think!
00:20:00This is not the place for which you would think!
00:20:07This is not the place for which you would think!
00:20:13This is not the place for which you would think!
00:20:31This is my victory!
00:20:37This is my victory!
00:20:40This is my victory!
00:21:06If I ever get me hands on those blokes,
00:21:09I'll crush their crumpets!
00:21:15Although it is kind of cute for a mime.
00:21:19I quite fancy the little chubby one.
00:21:27Attention, freaky flyer!
00:21:29You are now entering Arabian Aerospace.
00:21:32This ancient civilization is the backdrop as you attempt to defeat a genie,
00:21:36gladiators, and a room full of booby traps
00:21:39where a princess is being kept against her will.
00:21:42Although those things sound unpleasant,
00:21:45please don't judge the whole area by the actions of a few.
00:21:48Arabia is really a wonderful land,
00:21:51full of interesting artifacts and business opportunities.
00:21:54For example, next year they're hoping to get a professional football franchise.
00:21:58Of course they won't, but you have to admire that childlike innocence.
00:22:03Arabia, where everything's possible but very little really is!
00:22:24No one gets through Arabia without fighting Sheikh Abdul!
00:22:33This is my victory!
00:22:36This is my victory!
00:22:47This is my victory!
00:22:50This is my victory!
00:23:05Return the princess to the harem room!
00:23:15You've shot the genie!
00:23:18You've earned an additional power-up slot!
00:23:27This is quite different!
00:23:41You've defeated the genie!
00:23:44You've opened up the blue boost highway!
00:24:04You've defeated the gladiators!
00:24:07You've opened up the red boost highway!
00:24:15So I have no choice but to raise my voice!
00:24:23Scarabs collected!
00:24:26You've earned an additional power-up slot!
00:24:34You've rescued the princess!
00:24:37You've opened up the green boost highway!
00:24:45This is not the pay for which you were paid!
00:24:59This deserves our new choice to raise my voice!
00:25:09You're psychologically insidious!
00:25:12You're psychologically insidious!
00:25:23This is fun!
00:25:36I look for the best in everyone!
00:25:42I look for the best in everyone!
00:25:58This is my victory!
00:26:12This is my victory!
00:26:34You've shot the genie!
00:26:37You've shot the genie!
00:26:42You've opened up the blue boost highway!
00:26:57This deserves our new choice to raise my voice!
00:27:12This deserves our new choice to raise my voice!
00:27:29This is quite different!
00:27:43First place!
00:28:01Pilot X's delicious alien technology will allow me to shrink all the freaky flyers and insert them into a human body!
00:28:10You'll never be able to escape and the race will be won only by me!
00:28:14What do you think about that, Sven-209?
00:28:19Oh, I should have called him Schwein-209.
00:28:22Yeah, that's a good one, yeah.
00:28:26Attention freaky flyer!
00:28:28You are now entering the human body!
00:28:31Off the side of your plane you will see several human cells.
00:28:35As you struggle to find your way out, you'll want to dodge the white blood cells and collect the oxygen cells to avoid suffocation.
00:28:43Of course, if you like suffocation and want to stay trapped in the body, please ignore these directions.
00:28:49Let me further advise you that by ignoring these directions you will also be hurting my feelings, which will in turn suffocate our friendship.
00:28:57Is that a risk you want to take?
00:29:05I'm not sure.
00:29:29This means I'll have no choice but to raise my voice.
00:29:35You are now entering the human body!
00:29:38Off the side of your plane you will see several human cells.
00:29:42As you struggle to find your way out, you'll want to dodge the white blood cells and collect the oxygen cells to avoid suffocation.
00:29:49Of course, if you like suffocation and want to stay trapped in the body, please ignore these directions.
00:29:55Is that a risk you want to take?
00:29:58I'm not sure.
00:30:00You are now entering the human body!
00:30:03Off the side of your plane you will see several human cells.
00:30:07As you struggle to find your way out, you'll want to dodge the white blood cells and collect the oxygen cells to avoid suffocation.
00:30:14Of course, if you like suffocation and want to stay trapped in the body, please ignore these directions.
00:30:20Is that a risk you want to take?
00:30:23I'm not sure.
00:30:30Raise my voice.
00:30:32You are now entering the human body!
00:30:35Off the side of your plane you will see several human cells.
00:30:39As you struggle to find your way out, you'll want to dodge the white blood cells and collect the oxygen cells to avoid suffocation.
00:30:46Of course, if you like suffocation and want to stay trapped in the body, please ignore these directions.
00:30:52Is that a risk you want to take?
00:30:55I'm not sure.
00:30:58Is that a risk you want to take?
00:31:01Raise my voice.
00:31:09You are now entering the human body!
00:31:12Off the side of your plane you will see several human cells.
00:31:16As you struggle to find your way out, you'll want to dodge the white blood cells and collect the oxygen cells to avoid suffocation.
00:31:23Is that a risk you want to take?
00:31:26Raise my voice.
00:31:35You are now entering the human body!
00:31:38Off the side of your plane you will see several human cells.
00:31:43As you struggle to find your way out, you'll want to dodge the white blood cells and collect the oxygen cells to avoid suffocation.
00:31:50Is that a risk you want to take?
00:31:54You are now entering the human body!
00:31:57Off the side of your plane you will see several human cells.
00:32:00As you struggle to find your way out, you'll want to dodge the white blood cells and collect the oxygen cells to avoid suffocation.
00:32:05After many high-level talks, it has been agreed that the industry standard shush for a loud library visitor will be 2.5 seconds.
00:32:13Anything longer is frowned upon as it only adds to the noise problem.
00:32:17We also catch up with Myrna Brookbottom, who's fresh off a Nose Goblin killing spree and is now set for the next stage of the Freaky Flyers race in Danger Island.
00:32:28Attention Freaky Flyer, you are now approaching Danger Island.
00:32:34By order of the Island Chief, we have to play the following steel drum music.
00:32:48Danger, danger, yeah.
00:33:053, 2, 1, GO!
00:33:18Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:33:25Tell me the reason you're hitting me, man!
00:33:36This is for the people in your way!
00:33:39You've unlocked Highland Jack-on, you've got the cheeky mask, you've earned an additional
00:33:53power-up slot.
00:33:54Arrgh!
00:33:55You've sunk the Crimson Pirate, you've opened up the Red Boost Highway.
00:34:01Return the gem to the Monkey Temple.
00:34:12The Sea Hag's sisters are no more, you've opened up the Blue Boost Highway.
00:34:36Bananas collected, you've earned an additional power-up slot.
00:34:53The Monkey Spirits are appeased, you've opened up the Green Boost Highway.
00:35:47Woo-hoo!
00:35:48This is fun, isn't it?
00:35:49Woo-hoo!
00:35:50This is fun, isn't it?
00:35:51Woo-hoo!
00:35:52This is fun, isn't it?
00:35:53Woo-hoo!
00:35:54This is fun, isn't it?
00:35:55Woo-hoo!
00:35:56This is fun, isn't it?
00:35:57Woo-hoo!
00:35:58This is fun, isn't it?
00:35:59Woo-hoo!
00:36:00This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:01Woo-hoo!
00:36:02This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:03Woo-hoo!
00:36:04This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:05Woo-hoo!
00:36:06This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:07Woo-hoo!
00:36:08This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:09Woo-hoo!
00:36:10This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:11Woo-hoo!
00:36:12This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:13Woo-hoo!
00:36:14This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:17Woo-hoo!
00:36:18This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:19Woo-hoo!
00:36:20This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:21Woo-hoo!
00:36:22This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:23Woo-hoo!
00:36:24This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:25Woo-hoo!
00:36:26This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:27Woo-hoo!
00:36:28This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:29Woo-hoo!
00:36:30This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:31Woo-hoo!
00:36:32This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:33Woo-hoo!
00:36:34This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:35Woo-hoo!
00:36:36This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:37Woo-hoo!
00:36:38This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:39Woo-hoo!
00:36:40This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:41Woo-hoo!
00:36:42This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:43Woo-hoo!
00:36:44Woo-hoo!
00:36:45This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:46Woo-hoo!
00:36:47This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:48Woo-hoo!
00:36:49This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:50Woo-hoo!
00:36:51This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:52Woo-hoo!
00:36:53This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:54Woo-hoo!
00:36:55This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:56Woo-hoo!
00:36:57This is fun, isn't it?
00:36:58Woo-hoo!
00:36:59This is fun, isn't it?
00:37:00Woo-hoo!
00:37:01This is fun, isn't it?
00:37:02Woo-hoo!
00:37:03This is fun, isn't it?
00:37:04Woo-hoo!
00:37:05This is fun, isn't it?
00:37:06Woo-hoo!
00:37:07This is fun, isn't it?
00:37:08Woo-hoo!
00:37:09This is fun, isn't it?
00:37:10Woo-hoo!
00:37:12First place!
00:37:27Hold on, violent yet somehow very attractive Earth creature!
00:37:32I have a proposal for you!
00:37:34How about I propose to demolish you and your spacecraft?
00:37:38Aren't you tired of that wimpy Myrna Bookbottom?
00:37:42Wouldn't you like to take control to be Margaret Thatcher forever?
00:37:48I'm listening.
00:37:50Then I'll make you a deal.
00:37:52I'll make sure you never have to be Myrna again if you help me win the race.
00:38:02Oh, hello.
00:38:04What may I do for you, sir?
00:38:06How would you like to make a deal?
00:38:14Attention, Freaky Flyer!
00:38:16You are now approaching the beautiful Orient.
00:38:19That's pretty much all I know about the geography of the city, so let's talk about your mission here.
00:38:24Shoot the rubber-suited monsters, find Robo-Guy's battery, and collect all the lost little critters.
00:38:31Afterwards, why not check out some sites?
00:38:34With your Freaky Flyer ID card, you can get 10% off at all the city's tourist attractions,
00:38:39in some top-notch restaurants, and several crappy ones.
00:38:43As English speakers say in Japan, good luck!
00:38:55Three, two, one, go!
00:39:04Go, go, go, go!
00:39:34You've got the fireworks!
00:39:37You've earned an additional power-up slot!
00:39:41Deliver the battery to Robo-Guy!
00:39:51Here's the power-up slot!
00:39:54You've got the fireworks!
00:39:57You've earned an additional power-up slot!
00:40:02You've unlocked Sammy Wasabi!
00:40:10Rubber-suited monsters defeated!
00:40:13You've opened up the Red Boost Highway!
00:40:17Freaklings collected!
00:40:20You've opened up the Blue Boost Highway!
00:40:34Whoa!
00:40:37You've got the fireworks!
00:40:40You've earned an additional power-up slot!
00:40:45Robo-Power!
00:40:49You've opened up the Green Boost Highway!
00:41:15You've opened up the Blue Boost Highway!
00:41:34Fish collected!
00:41:37You've earned an additional power-up slot!
00:41:45Whoa!
00:41:47This is fun!
00:42:03What have you called for?
00:42:14Whoa! This is quite interesting!
00:42:30You are adorable and funny!
00:42:35Whoa!
00:42:51First place!
00:43:04Second place!
00:43:34Second place!
00:43:37Third place!
00:44:04You are adorable and funny!
00:44:07You are adorable and funny!
00:44:10You are adorable and funny!
00:44:13You are adorable and funny!
00:44:16You are adorable and funny!
00:44:19You are adorable and funny!
00:44:22You are adorable and funny!
00:44:25You are adorable and funny!
00:44:28You are adorable and funny!
00:44:32You are adorable and funny!
00:44:35You are adorable and funny!
00:44:38Whoa!
00:44:41This is quite interesting!
00:44:49Whoa!
00:44:52This is quite interesting!
00:44:55What have you collected?
00:44:58♪ It's gotta be around our area ♪
00:45:03♪ It's no easy mission, yeah, you're gonna have to be there ♪
00:45:06♪ Go away, boy, you're in the neighborhood now ♪
00:45:11♪ Don't talk to me, that's not what I want to hear ♪
00:45:14♪ Don't tell me to suck your bum ♪
00:45:16♪ You don't even know my name, you're a single man ♪
00:45:21♪ Tell me, son, what's comin' over you? ♪
00:45:25♪ How much of a monster you are to think that's around you? ♪
00:45:30♪ Everyone said be sure to keep your prisoners with you ♪
00:45:34♪ Ride the sheep and turn to ships and sub-elites ♪
00:45:39♪ Operation Midway, it's no easy mission, yeah, you're gonna have to be there ♪
00:45:45♪ Go away, boy, you're in the neighborhood now ♪
00:45:50♪ So drop your tacks and fire your fire like a man ♪
00:45:53♪ No time to suck your bum ♪
00:45:56♪ Don't need a note from mommy if you're trying to save the motherland ♪
00:46:00♪ Go away, boy, you're in the neighborhood now ♪
00:46:03♪ So drop your tacks and fire your fire like a man ♪
00:46:06♪ No time to suck your bum ♪
00:46:09♪ Don't need a note from mommy if you're trying to save the motherland ♪
00:46:13♪ So here's a trick, if I go down and put him in a body bag ♪
00:46:19♪ He'll come back up and trash it all, and when that lion comes to bed, oh, they call 209 ♪
00:46:26♪ And now, it's getting complex, I can barely see ♪
00:46:31♪ With pilot X, you're gangin' up on the high school run ♪
00:46:35♪ But nothing's ever fair when it comes to the job that you do ♪
00:46:40Well, that pretty much wraps up this segment of Torpedo Run.
00:46:43We'd like to thank each and every one of you for coming to this level.
00:46:47You've been a lovely audience.
00:46:49We invite you all to come back and visit us real soon.
00:46:52So any time you hear something from one of these guys, remember,
00:46:56he's headed south to Danger Island to find a place for transportation.
00:47:00Just watch out here, and we'll be waiting there to shoot you down.
00:47:03That's our promise to you.
00:47:05Oh, and ladies, don't forget to buy that sexy robot a drink.
00:47:09He's single, you know.
00:47:23Whoa!
00:47:39Ladies and gentlemen, let's meet our main contestants for this level.
00:47:43These are a brilliant investment, but a few people are missing.
00:47:47I got it from the one and only Professor Hitchcock, and it's time to invent who or not.
00:48:17We don't need a runway
00:48:20We don't need an airport
00:48:23I can pass it by like a bullet in no time
00:48:26So set your gun
00:48:28We don't need a number
00:48:30We just want the same highway
00:48:32So set your gun
00:48:34Get a gun
00:48:36Let's rip this world apart
00:48:38Now come along and shoot everything that's around us
00:48:41We don't need a runway
00:48:43We don't need an airport
00:48:45Can you get a grip?
00:48:47Can you find the sheep?
00:48:49And turn this ship into a submarine?
00:48:52Operation Get Laid
00:48:54It's no easy deal
00:48:56Yeah, you're gonna have to be through a wave
00:49:03Let's just get this over with
00:49:05We don't need a number
00:49:07We don't need an airport
00:49:09Five years of trying to save the homeland
00:49:12Oh, you're in the Navy now
00:49:15We don't need a number
00:49:17We just want the same highway
00:49:19So set your gun
00:49:21We don't need an airport
00:49:23Can you find the sheep?
00:49:25And turn this ship into a submarine?
00:49:28We don't need a number
00:49:30We just want the same highway
00:49:32So set your gun
00:49:34Let's fire up the metal, they call 209
00:49:37We don't need a number
00:49:39We just want the same highway
00:49:41So set your gun
00:49:43We don't need a number
00:49:45We just want the same highway
00:49:47So set your gun
00:49:49We don't need a number
00:49:51We just want the same highway
00:49:53So set your gun
00:49:55We don't need a number
00:49:57We just want the same highway
00:49:59So set your gun
00:50:01We don't need a number
00:50:03We just want the same highway
00:50:05So set your gun
00:50:07We don't need a number
00:50:09Danger Island, find your way to the transatlantic
00:50:12We are coming for you
00:50:14We will shoot you down
00:50:16That's our promise to you
00:50:18Whoa, ladies, I wonder if you are that sexy robot guy
00:50:21He's single, you know
00:50:23What's that?
00:50:40No!
00:50:52Ladies and gentlemen, let's meet our main contestant for this level
00:50:57Emily Stokes Trent, a librarian from Newbury-on-Tyne,
00:51:01tells the Dewey Decimal Digest that library hours have been extended there in recent years
00:51:06to accommodate slower readers.
00:51:08Also, we check in on Myrna Bookbottom, who is now in the Freaky Fires finals in Germany.
00:51:27Attention Freaky Flyer, you are now entering hostile airspace
00:51:32Try to avoid unexploded shells and nasty German Shepard soldiers
00:51:36while returning the secret documents to their rightful spy owner
00:51:39and freeing the French POWs
00:51:41Poodles of war
00:51:43I bet you thought that stood for prisoners of war
00:51:46Boy, were you wrong
00:51:48Prisoners of war
00:51:50Oh boy, you were way off, way, way off
00:51:53I hope you have better luck on your mission than you do at guessing things
00:51:57Prisoners of war
00:51:59Come on
00:52:07Three, two, one, go!
00:52:23Poodles of war
00:52:28Freedom! Power to the Poodles!
00:52:31You've opened up the Blue Boost Highway
00:52:37Deliver the documents to the secret agent
00:52:43You've unlocked the Marcel Marceau Brothers
00:52:54You've shot the Ammo Can
00:52:57You've earned an additional power-up slot
00:53:01You've shot the Ammo Can
00:53:04You've earned an additional power-up slot
00:53:31If I look like you, I think I'll run
00:53:34You've unlocked the secret passage
00:53:37You've opened up the Red Boost Highway
00:53:44I'm not giving you the arm, and you're not giving me my arm
00:53:49Document delivered
00:53:52You've opened up the Green Boost Highway
00:53:57My brain is being fired at
00:54:14Metals collected
00:54:17You've earned an additional power-up slot
00:54:23This is fun
00:54:26This is fun
00:54:35This is fun, too
00:54:56This is fun, too
00:55:07This is fun, too
00:55:18You are despicable and oppressive
00:55:26You are despicable and oppressive
00:55:40You are despicable and oppressive
00:55:57You are despicable and oppressive
00:56:08This is fun, too
00:56:26This is fun, too
00:56:47Violence is never the answer
00:56:56This is fun, too
00:57:26This is fun, too
00:57:51First place
00:57:56Second place
00:58:02Third place
00:58:05Fourth place
00:58:35Fifth place
00:58:38Sixth place
00:58:41Seventh place
00:58:44Eighth place
00:59:05That is you seeing them, not them seeing you
00:59:08Because, really, if you think about it, how will you know when they see you?
00:59:12Maybe a creepy, I'm-being-watched sensation, but that's not enough to go on
00:59:16And even if it is, you won't know where they're watching you from
00:59:19Therefore, it is my official opinion that you should shoot them when you see them
00:59:23I'm glad that's settled
00:59:25Good luck, freaky flyer
00:59:35Three, two, one, go!
01:00:06Four, one, begin
01:00:10You've opened up the blue boost highway
01:00:36The spider queen has been dethroned
01:00:39You've opened up the green boost highway
01:00:48This is quite different
01:00:59After me!
01:01:05This is quite different
01:01:12This is quite different
01:01:21His army is defeated, and the dragon retro monster is free
01:01:25You've opened up the red boost highway
01:01:28You've opened up the green boost highway
01:01:59This is quite different
01:02:22Your weakness is your weakness
01:02:29You've opened up the green boost highway
01:02:35This is quite different
01:02:51I guess I'll see you in my rearview mirror
01:02:59You've shot the scarecrows
01:03:02You've burned an additional power-up slot
01:03:07Ghost collected!
01:03:10You've burned an additional power-up slot
01:03:28You've burned an additional power-up slot
01:03:45This is quite different
01:03:59I look for the best in everyone
01:04:14You'll be sleeping with the fishes tonight
01:04:19This is quite different
01:04:28This is quite different
01:04:51This is quite different
01:04:58This is quite different
01:05:28This is quite different
01:05:31This is quite different
01:05:34This is quite different
01:05:37This is quite different
01:05:40This is quite different
01:05:43This is quite different
01:05:46This is quite different
01:05:49This is quite different
01:05:52This is quite different
01:05:56This is quite different
01:06:00This is quite different
01:06:25Things such as hitting snooze on an alarm clock, preparing a really good Philly cheesesteak
01:06:31sandwich, getting a sophisticated haircut, or bowling a perfect game.
01:06:37If between dodging asteroids you can find the time to do any of these tasks, you will
01:06:41be recognized as a pioneer for generations to come.
01:06:45Good luck, Freaky Flyer!
01:06:47History awaits you!
01:06:55You can do it, Freaky Flyer, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it,
01:07:25you can do it, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it,
01:07:55you can do it, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it,
01:08:25you can do it, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it,
01:08:55you can do it!
01:09:55Come on, man!
01:09:59Tanks are down already!
01:10:00Move faster! Up to the barman!
01:10:05He's faster than the shooting stars!
01:10:07I'm a star!
01:10:18You know who I am?
01:10:19I'm the boss around here!
01:10:21I'm the best!
01:10:26Come on!
01:10:28Go!
01:10:40I'm the best!
01:10:46I'm the best!
01:10:49Why am I slowing down?
01:10:51Come on, you piece of junk food!
01:10:54Why the heck is this thing in front of me?
01:10:57Who am I speaking to before this?
01:11:20We need to move! We need to move!
01:11:29It's like a super-duper way!
01:11:31Like a super-duper way!
01:11:33Like a super-duper way!
01:11:35Like a super-duper way!
01:11:37Like a super-duper way!
01:11:39Like a super-duper way!
01:11:42Like a super-duper way!
01:11:45Like a super-duper way!
01:11:49Grab on these buttons and you can't handle all the friction!
01:11:55Watch it! I'm the man who killed her!
01:11:57I'm Poseidon! Not my mother!
01:11:59I can't do stunts if I have ACP!
01:12:02Well, no, it's not me!
01:12:04That's for me!
01:12:08These tightrope walkers are killing me because they reach too much ACP!
01:12:12Watch out!
01:12:14One split-second is enough to burn you up an hour!
01:12:18Watch out!
01:12:20Watch out!
01:12:21We're going down the cliff right now, buddy!
01:12:23Don't get yourself out of the way!
01:12:25Watch out!
01:12:27That's right!
01:12:28Let's go, baby!
01:12:29Watch out!
01:12:30Watch out!
01:12:31Watch out!
01:12:32Watch out!
01:12:33What a man!
01:12:35That's right!
01:12:36It's over!
01:12:37As usual, I'm outsmarting yet another opponent!
01:13:03You can never defeat me!
01:13:06SILENT X!
01:13:08If sales are good, I'll be back!
01:13:11And if they're not, I'll come back anyway!
01:13:14Just you wait and see!
01:13:16I'll be back, you puny, evolved monkey!
01:13:20Do you hear me?!
01:13:22I'll be ba-
01:13:36Your majesty, Myrna Bookbottom!
01:13:44Myrna Bookbottom, you are hereby awarded the highest medal of the British Empire!
01:13:55Ow!
01:13:58I won't save the queen this time, Jerry!
01:14:02Oh my!
01:14:04Whoa!
01:14:15Wedding bells are ringing!
01:14:17The librarian's social event of the year, well, really, the only librarian's social event of the year, okay, ever,
01:14:24was the marriage of Myrna Bookbottom and Margaret Basher to their respective Marcel Morceau brother.
01:14:31Well, when asked what attracted her to her husband, Myrna answered,
01:14:36Sounds like true love indeed!
01:17:06I'll be back!
01:17:21I am so lucky to have you here!
01:17:24Certainly!
01:17:27There are no excuses!
01:17:29Oi!
01:17:31Oi, mates, don't be shy, the court here has made it fresh.
01:17:35Nice costume, dog!
01:17:37A toast!
01:17:39To the one year anniversary of...
01:17:41The Freaky Flyer Race!
01:17:44And the one year anniversary...
01:17:46Since I KICKED ALL YOUR BUTTS!
01:17:50Oh, I beg to differ, chap.
01:17:53I knocked you off, ya bloomin' cruppet!
01:17:56Uh, was that before or after I drilled that flying bookmobile of yours into the ground, dogface?
01:18:03Ha ha, bookmobile. Good one, ya.
01:18:06Oh yeah? Well, let's see you put your money where your big, fat mouth is!
01:18:12You are so on, blondie!
01:18:15I'll be the rector, dog!
01:18:17No, puppy! You shall be avenged!
01:18:21At last! Vengeance is mine! Do you hear that? Vengeance is...
01:18:28Mine? Damn! Daddy's gonna be ticked!
01:18:34Is it safe for me to come out yet?
01:18:36Shut up, good dog!
01:18:38Yeah, I told you the cake was too much.
01:18:40Shut up, good dog!
01:18:42Yeah, maybe a strudel would have been better.
01:18:44Perhaps a little pancake or something.
01:19:03THE END