Donald is engaged and wants Patrick to be his best man. However, when Patrick is asked to go beyond the call of duty he | dG1fN3kzMjZfT0lnV2c
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00It's great to see you. You, too.
00:03So, me and Jean have been living together for a while.
00:08Yeah.
00:11She's been dropping hints. Oh, yeah?
00:14And... And?
00:17Well, she proposed to me.
00:19It's so awkward.
00:21Her parents were there, she got down on one knee.
00:23So what did she say?
00:25Well...
00:27You know how much I hate public confrontation.
00:33She's engaged.
00:40And...
00:42I want you to be my best man.
00:46Wow, yeah. Yeah, of course. Sorry.
00:49I'm speechless. Yeah, we can work on that.
00:52There is something...
00:55I need your help with. Yeah, of course.
01:01I'm going to kill Jean.
01:04What? How are we getting on here?
01:07Well done. Thank you so much. That was delicious.
01:14Are you insane?
01:16Oi!
01:18You're kidding, right?
01:20No, of course not.
01:22Wednesday is bath day.
01:24OK. It's her favourite thing.
01:27The lavender oil, the candles.
01:30The glass of Pinot Noir.
01:35And?
01:36And so when she gets out of the bath,
01:38she needs to dry her hair with a hairdryer.
01:41And so when she gets out of the bath,
01:43she needs to dry her hair with a hairdryer.
01:48Right.
01:50Imagine if the hairdryer fell in the bath.
01:56Plugged in.
02:01Donald, you have the most gorgeous,
02:04funny, charming, lovely girlfriend you've ever had.
02:08It'll be great.
02:09It's not as hard as you think.
02:12There's the bath. That's the electrics.
02:14That would be Jean. Do you see?
02:19What the fuck?
02:20Don't worry. I just need you to give me an alibi.
02:25Donald, I... I need to know you can be there for me
02:28whenever I need you.
02:30Can you be the best man?
02:32God, sorry. Such a long queue.
02:35I just asked Patrick to be my best man.
02:38Great! What did he say?
02:43Patrick?
02:46Mm-hm.
02:48Congratulations. Boys, this is wonderful.
02:52Just going to nip to the gents.
03:02Jean, he's going to kill you.
03:06What?
03:07I think he's lost the plot.
03:08He was talking about hairdryers and bath nights.
03:12He's even drawn diagrams.
03:16There's a cleaner in the toilet.
03:20I'll go when we get home. It's fine.
03:23Patrick said you were going to kill me.
03:26Oh. No, he didn't.
03:29In the bathroom, with a hairdryer?
03:31Oh, Patrick.
03:33I'm sorry, I... I told you.
03:35He is not best man material.
03:37Oh, thanks. Said you weren't best man material.
03:40It's so hard to tell.
03:42Tomorrow you've got Mikey, Frank and Louis. Maybe it is Frank.
03:46I think it could be Frank.
03:49Wait till you see how he auditioned the bridesmaids.