The Double Life of My Hot Escortromance drama love
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00:00What is one thing that women hate about their periods?
00:07Well, having to constantly change tampons and pads is quite a hassle.
00:13So my proposal is a self-cleaning period underwear.
00:20Jade, you know what women really need?
00:33They need a product that would make men last longer and give women more pleasure.
00:39Yeah, I didn't think of it that way.
00:45No, I am not interested in your escort services.
00:51I live across the country from L.A.
00:53And honestly, I'm not in the mood for this nonsense right now.
00:56Brad! Brad, we talked about this.
01:00The music's too loud. The neighbors are going to kill us.
01:02Our neighbor's already here.
01:09What the hell are you doing?
01:13Whoa, you're home early.
01:15We were just having a little fun. Don't get worked up. Brad needs somebody who appreciates him.
01:20Appreciates him? I'm his wife!
01:23Yeah, but you never have time for me anymore. You're never around.
01:27Mary gets that. She makes me feel important.
01:32I mean, look at you. You're so focused on your career that you forgot to appreciate your husband. What did you expect?
01:40Oh my god, I did not expect her to be that goddamn stupid.
01:45How dare you? Do you even know who I am?
01:47Mary, please, let me handle this.
01:49Jade, maybe if you spent a little bit more time being my wife, this wouldn't have happened.
01:57You know what? I'm the only heiress of the Lucafeller family.
02:02$100,000.
02:06Leave Brad right now.
02:10Leave Brad right now.
02:16You two are absolutely perfect for each other.
02:22Eight years, Brad. I gave you my youth.
02:29I worked so hard so that you didn't have to, so you could just sit around here and pretend that you had any talent in music at all, which is honestly hilarious.
02:37Hey, you watch your mouth, woman.
02:40Thank you, both of you, for giving me the perfect reason to go and relax and enjoy myself in L.A.
02:51Gimme that.
02:59Here is my letter of resignation.
03:03I see. Pregnant, huh?
03:08I see you finally made the right decision.
03:12You say one more word and I'm gonna make your insides glow, you misogynistic pig.
03:19I'm gonna sue your ass, you fucking bitch.
03:21I'd like to see you try.
03:23I will.
03:29Of course.
03:32Hola, pa. You miss me already?
03:36¿Qué si te extraña? Es mucho más que eso. Eres un palmar chico. El crecimiento de la familia es tu deber.
03:44Mejor que traigas a tu novio.
03:46¿Qué?
03:48You miss me already?
03:50¿Qué si te extraña? Es mucho más que eso. Eres un palmar chico. El crecimiento de la familia es tu deber.
03:57Mejor que traigas a tu novio.
03:59O no te molestes en regresar a tu hogar.
04:01I'm in no rush to get married, dad. Besides, who wants to be a mob wife these days? Times have changed.
04:06It's not negotiable.
04:11Dominic, where is his number?
04:19Are you alright, lady?
04:27Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Sorry, I was just...
04:32Dominic!
04:34Dominic? Oh my god, perfect. I was just about to call you.
04:39Wow, you're dressed very fancy for a gentleman of the night.
04:45I'm sorry, who are you?
04:48I'm your client, and you're my escort, right?
04:52¿Tu prosti? El es el jefe de la mafia. Estás loca.
04:58Take her luggage to the car, Miguel.
05:07What's he so upset about?
05:10Don't mind him. I'm Dominic, your...escort. And you are?
05:18Jade.
05:20Welcome, Jade. You're about to have the best vacation of your life.
05:30Wow, is this luxury Mercedes part of the package?
05:35I did bring money with me, I just don't want to blow it all in one day.
05:38Yes, everything is included. Hop in.
05:47Oh yeah, pa. It's right here, my girlfriend.
06:09Oh my god, this place is insanely amazing.
06:14As long as it's included, I am staying here.
06:18Bienvenidos, hijos mio.
06:22Venga.
06:25Buenos...morning.
06:29You didn't tell me the owners were so welcoming.
06:33Hey, Jade y yo no estamos comprometidos todavÃa.
06:38Ella no es parte oficial de la familia.
06:42What do you think, young lady?
06:46Sorry. Hola, gracias.
06:50Hola.
06:52Hola.
06:54Hola.
06:56Hola.
06:59Sorry. Hola, gracias.
07:02What did he say?
07:04He's having a dinner party tonight, but I told him you're too exhausted, so...
07:09An authentic dinner by the locals? How could I miss that?
07:14Thank you so much for your invitation. I will be there on time.
07:18Great.
07:20Great.
07:29I don't see why Don Carlos treats you like a guest of honor.
07:34Oh. Are you okay, ma'am?
07:39What are you talking about? Who's Don Carlos?
07:42You don't get to call him by his name. You are not part of this family.
07:46Why are you crashing at a party that is not meant for you?
07:49We don't have room for you here.
07:51We don't have room for you here.
07:54Why are you crashing at a party that is not meant for you?
07:56We don't have room for you here.
07:58Why not? I've paid already.
08:01Dominic said that there'd be room for me.
08:03What the hell are you talking about?
08:06Oh.
08:08You didn't know you'd be sharing the Airbnb with other guests?
08:11So sorry, I didn't know there'd be other guests either, but...
08:14Yeah, I'll talk to Dominic and see what we can do about it.
08:17Guest. Dominic told you I'm a guest.
08:20I didn't mention you, but you are a guest, aren't you?
08:24How dare you insult me, you little bitch.
08:28Enough, Camilla. Leave.
08:32Dominic, she said...
08:34I said leave.
08:40Are you okay?
08:42Yeah, I'm fine, but who was that?
08:45That's Camilla. She is the adopted daughter of the owners.
08:50She didn't say anything weird, did she?
08:53Uh, maybe a little weird.
08:56Hey, do you want to get some tequila with me?
08:59Um...
09:00Come on.
09:02Yeah.
09:11Dominic, you're not drinking with me.
09:15As a service worker, it's very important that you please your customer.
09:21I'll do one.
09:28Cheers.
09:29Cheers.
09:32No, no, not...
09:34Yes, yes, one more. One more. One more.
09:37Come on, do it.
09:39Fine, I'll do one more.
09:41Come on, let's just do one more shot.
09:46Hey.
09:48Me llamo Jade.
09:51Me gustas también.
09:54Nice.
09:58Oh.
10:02Hey.
10:05You're actually pretty handsome.
10:08Just my type.
10:13Are you alright, Jade?
10:15I couldn't be better handsome.
10:19Do you want to know why I left my entire life behind and came to L.A.?
10:25It's because your ad told me that here I can eat, pray, and fuck.
10:32Okay, okay. I think that's enough tequila for you. Let's get you to bed.
10:39You don't think I can do that?
10:42Do what?
10:45You won't believe me.
10:47Fine, I'll show you.
10:51Okay.
10:53Do you want me to take the lead here, or...?
10:56I...
10:58Good morning.
11:19Good morning.
11:21You tell me what the hell happened last night or I'll do you into oblivion!
11:25Oh, relax. You were wasted last night, so I brought you back to your room.
11:31You perv! You took advantage of me while I was passed out?
11:34No, what? No, if anything, you took advantage of me.
11:38You liar! I would never do something like that!
11:40Wait, wait, wait. I'm not lying, alright? I'm not lying.
11:44And I definitely didn't take advantage of you.
11:48The maid changed you, not me.
11:51Why are you outside my room first thing in the morning?
11:54Because I wanted to bring you breakfast.
12:07We've got a big day ahead of us. Hurry up and eat.
12:15This is so good. How do you find the best places?
12:18Well, I took you to the best. This is your vacation, right?
12:21It's really good.
12:23Wait, this is so cute!
12:25How about I take a photo of you?
12:27I think this, I don't know, I like the star.
12:29Here, yeah, let's do it.
12:31Okay, fine.
12:46This is the best champagne I've ever had in my life.
12:50I seriously need to thank your ad.
12:53The ad that said, um, eat, pray, and...
12:57Oh, no. Oh, don't remind me. Did I actually say that?
13:01Well, besides nearly throwing up on me, it was an unforgettable night.
13:07Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm not normally...
13:10Hey!
13:12Oh my god, that little jerk just stole my bag!
13:16Sit down, Jade. I got this.
13:20Trust me.
13:33I want it back now.
13:38Who did you just call?
13:40Friend.
13:42Now...
13:44Just wait.
13:51Hey!
13:53Out!
13:54Learn some manners, kid.
14:05Okay, you need to explain what on earth is going on here.
14:09How did you get that little punk to come back?
14:12Let's just say I have a fair agreement with the local street kids.
14:19It helps me keep my clients safe, no matter what.
14:38The Ramirez cartel...
14:41Involved in multiple murders...
14:46Wait, this guy looks familiar.
14:49The Martinez cartel...
14:52Mobster Garcia recently released from prison...
14:59Oh my god.
15:01All of these people were at the party last night.
15:06What is this place?
15:08A hideout for cartel members?
15:13I have to warn Dominic about this.
15:21It seems you've seen the news.
15:24What are you doing here?
15:26You put these here?
15:28Came in my room without permission?
15:31I want you to know the truth.
15:33The parts that Dominic may have never told you.
15:36What does Dominic have to do with this?
15:39He's not even in any of the pictures.
15:41Stupid girl.
15:43His full name is Dominic Juan Palmer.
15:46And he's the heir to Ellie's largest Mexican cartel family.
15:55Dominic? A cartel boss?
15:59Yeah, okay.
16:02Dominic and I grew up together.
16:04My parents died serving his family.
16:07So I'm destined to be his wife.
16:10I don't care what promises he made to you.
16:13You will never marry him.
16:15Wait, what the hell is going on here?
16:19Dominic is just my escort.
16:21You can't fool me.
16:23I heard him telling Don Carlos that you are his girlfriend.
16:26Yeah, girlfriend to a mobster? No thank you.
16:29I knew it.
16:31Dominic would never be interested in you.
16:34You're so foolish to fall for his lies.
16:38You're not smarter than me. You fell for his lies too.
16:41Watch your mouth, bitch.
16:43Once a man drops dead right where you're standing.
16:46And I'm sure you don't want to be the next.
16:48Do you?
16:52Okay.
16:54Let's not complicate this.
16:59I'm just a tourist.
17:02I can pack my things and I will be out of here by today.
17:08And you'll never have to see me again.
17:12Jesus fucking Christ, my feet.
17:16Can't a girl find a freaking taxi around here?
17:25Hello?
17:27Good evening, Jade. I'm Elise, your grandfather's assistant.
17:30I'm calling to inform you...
17:32Sorry, did you say grandfather? Yeah, I've never met him before, so...
17:36It doesn't matter.
17:38He died three days ago and left behind a large inheritance.
17:41What? What inheritance?
17:44The empire he built with his own hands.
17:47Michael Morris was a mafia boss.
17:51Michael Morris was a mafia boss.
17:55Oh, my God.
18:00Hello?
18:01Yeah, yeah, you said your name was Elise, right?
18:04Hey, have you heard of the Palmer family, the Mexican cartel?
18:07I just got done dealing with this nightmare, so I'm not...
18:11What?
18:17It's you. The thief.
18:20I made quite an impression on you, huh?
18:24Listen, if this is about money, I can give you all I have. You don't need to...
18:30Nobody wants your money, señorita.
18:37Is that Dominic Foreman? Absolutely.
18:42Is that Dominic Foreman? Absolutely.
18:45He told me himself. He really likes this girl.
18:49He did? When?
18:53Oh, so you don't speak Spanish?
18:56So when I returned your bag, he said he really likes you. Like, a lot.
19:02What are you doing?
19:03Your job is to kidnap her, not to be chatting with her.
19:13Shut up, kid.
19:19It's me, Marco.
19:22I have your pretty girl. Say hello to your boyfriend.
19:27Dominic? Dominic?
19:30Jade, are you alright? Did they hurt you?
19:33Would you look at that? The liar cares if I'm okay.
19:36Listen, Dominic. No one's harmed her yet.
19:39Whether she gets hurt, well, that depends on you.
19:42What do you want, Marco? If you even lay a finger on her, I'll...
19:45I want you here. Alone. Within one hour.
19:49And if not, I will kill your pretty girl.
19:54Whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:57Seriously? I'm your hostage, so if you do that, he definitely is...
20:02Shut up!
20:10Listen, this is all just one big mistake, okay?
20:16I'm just a tourist, and I'm just here on a fun little trip to L.A.
20:20Dominic tricked me into thinking that he was my escort.
20:23And then he brings me to his family and introduces me as his girlfriend, and now we're here.
20:28So, yeah, it really is just one big misunderstanding.
20:31Did you hear what she just said? Dominic Palmer is an escort.
20:36That is the funniest thing I've heard.
20:40Now I see why Dominic really likes you, girl.
20:44I am not just a girl. I am the mafia boss Michael Morris' granddaughter.
20:50And I'm gonna make you pay.
20:54And I'm gonna make you pay.
20:57Are you really Michael's granddaughter?
21:00Oh, no. That fear in your eyes lets me know that you have nothing from that old man.
21:05Chick.
21:08Where is your boyfriend?
21:11I guess we need to send him a little reminder, don't we?
21:16Why don't you tell your boyfriend if he can come over here, and we can go ahead and chat it up.
21:21Why don't you tell me yourself?
21:23Dominic!
21:24Get him!
21:30Not so fast. This little cutie will blow us all to pieces.
21:34The fuck?
21:36The fuck?