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00:00:00Let's see, I'm Chris Parker, I'm 50, I spend most of my free time hiking and collecting
00:00:09climbing equipment.
00:00:10I have a son and a grandmother on the way.
00:00:1450?
00:00:15Girl, are you that damn old?
00:00:18You said you're 52 on the dating app and you're definitely 60.
00:00:21Boys will be boys, even in their 60s.
00:00:26I started with London, then Paris, and then Rome, then all the way to Beijing, the three
00:00:31of us.
00:00:32Three of us?
00:00:33You, me, and my wife, of course.
00:00:35Your wife?
00:00:36But this is a date.
00:00:37My, oh my, you are absolutely stunning.
00:00:38What do you say we get together and have a baby before we get too old, shall we?
00:00:39God, I'd like to see you try.
00:00:40Good, because I always like to recall.
00:00:41Excuse me, boss.
00:00:42It's time for your date.
00:00:43Should I leave this here?
00:00:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:00:45no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:00:59no, okay?
00:01:00Where is this from?
00:01:01Well, a department store, cheap as it gets.
00:01:02And the car?
00:01:03Once used.
00:01:04Excellent.
00:01:05Is there anything else you need?
00:01:06Just keep this quiet.
00:01:07Yes, boss.
00:01:08No one will ever find out that the chairman of Peak Climbers is going out on a date with
00:01:12an ordinary Urban Driver.
00:01:14Hi, I'm Jerry.
00:01:21What's with the glasses, four eyes?
00:01:23Are you blind?
00:01:24Who the hell wants to be with a sick old man?
00:01:27I'll need 60% of your wages each month.
00:01:3130% will cover daily expenses.
00:01:3430% will go to the bank to cover my mortgage.
00:01:39Oh, how generous!
00:01:40You'll have me 40%!
00:01:42No, that 40% is going straight to my account.
00:01:47I'm taller than an hour, plus 10 if you want overnight.
00:01:51I'm sorry, I'm actually looking for someone to marry.
00:01:54Half a million a month, can you get yourself one?
00:02:00I think it's a...
00:02:01Hi, I'm Jerry Smith.
00:02:19Chris, Chris Parker.
00:02:22Let's get married.
00:02:25That's your pitch?
00:02:26I'm a very straightforward man.
00:02:28Lucky you.
00:02:31It is exactly my time.
00:02:46Oh, no, no, no.
00:02:47I've got it.
00:02:52Mom!
00:02:53What are you doing here?
00:02:54It's always so good to see you two.
00:02:58How's work?
00:02:59Same boss.
00:03:00Still great.
00:03:01Wish I had more time off, though.
00:03:04And have you decided on a name for the baby?
00:03:07Yeah, actually, um, it's Emma.
00:03:15You can't name her that.
00:03:18Emma's your sister's name.
00:03:19That's exactly why I like it.
00:03:21I know she's not around anymore, but I figure that she would appreciate that I named our
00:03:28baby daughter after her.
00:03:29No, that was your grandma's gift for her and her only.
00:03:34I mean, your father and sister have been gone for decades.
00:03:37Let's just let them stay in our memory and not try to replace...
00:03:41Mom!
00:03:42This is my house.
00:03:44I can't have you come in here and try to disrespect that.
00:03:48Sure, you'll get your respect when your daughter is old enough to talk, son.
00:03:54I can't imagine how dad didn't get driven crazy by you.
00:03:58Don't you ever talk about me and your father like that.
00:04:03I'm a grown man.
00:04:05I have a family now.
00:04:07You can't just drop by and tell me what to do.
00:04:10You clearly need the help.
00:04:12Not from an overbearing, old, sad, crazy woman like you.
00:04:18Tom!
00:04:19That's too much.
00:04:23I'm sorry, Mom.
00:04:24I didn't mean to...
00:04:25So that's what you think of me?
00:04:28Chris, it's not like that.
00:04:30Take care of yourself, sweetheart.
00:04:33Mom, where are you going?
00:04:34Anywhere but here.
00:04:36It's raining outside.
00:04:37Please, just...
00:04:50God damn it!
00:04:51You've got to be kidding me!
00:04:53God damn it!
00:04:54You've got to be kidding me!
00:04:58God, I'm gonna freak out here.
00:05:16What do you want?
00:05:18Chris?
00:05:19It's me.
00:05:20What's wrong?
00:05:21Did someone upset you?
00:05:22Jerry!
00:05:24No, no, it's nothing.
00:05:26Doesn't sound like nothing.
00:05:27What is that?
00:05:28Are you outside?
00:05:30My shitty car broke down in the middle of the woods.
00:05:33What?
00:05:34In this weather?
00:05:35In the middle of December?
00:05:36I'm going to pick you up.
00:05:37No, no, no, it's fine.
00:05:38There's no reason for you to freeze out here, too.
00:05:41Where are you?
00:05:42Somewhere off Lincoln Road, I think.
00:05:46I'll be right there.
00:05:47Don't move.
00:05:52Go to Lincoln Road, now.
00:05:54Yeah, but how are you going to explain your identity?
00:05:57What about me?
00:05:58An Uber driver's driver?
00:06:00Get out.
00:06:01I'll drive.
00:06:14Hey, baby.
00:06:15You need a ride?
00:06:22Oh, thank God.
00:06:24Hold on.
00:06:25Let me get the door for you.
00:06:52We break imperfectly.
00:07:01Where to, m'lady?
00:07:02Driver makes the call.
00:07:04But somewhere warm and frozen.
00:07:09My cabin is just down the road.
00:07:13We could stay there tonight.
00:07:14Yeah?
00:07:16Have a little honeymoon?
00:07:18Your wish is my command.
00:07:21All we need to do is take a warm shower,
00:07:23drink a shot of whiskey,
00:07:25and pray for a good night's sleep.
00:07:28Well, that's not all we need to do.
00:07:51Chris, you didn't have to.
00:07:55Oh, I could help.
00:07:57I'm almost done.
00:07:59Have a seat.
00:08:00I could...
00:08:01Uh-uh, uh-uh.
00:08:02How's he?
00:08:03Okay, okay.
00:08:21What are you looking at?
00:08:31Have a seat.
00:08:34I'll be right back.
00:08:35Okay.
00:08:37You're not...
00:08:38What?
00:08:39I'm not...
00:08:40I'm not...
00:08:41What?
00:08:42I'm not...
00:08:43Okay, okay.
00:08:44I'm not...
00:08:45I'm not...
00:08:46I'm not...
00:08:47I'm not...
00:08:48I'm not...
00:08:49I'm not...
00:08:50You're incredible.
00:08:54Mmm.
00:08:58Mmm. This is the best breakfast I've had in years.
00:09:02Aww. I'm flattered.
00:09:06Now you mentioned us going to the auction today. Is that still happening?
00:09:10Yes. And actually, uh, we should start getting ready soon.
00:09:14Um, do I look okay?
00:09:18But, I do have
00:09:22a small present for you.
00:09:26Jerry!
00:09:30This is beautiful. Aww.
00:09:34You're so sweet.
00:09:48Mmm.
00:09:52Oh, no, honey.
00:09:56Oh, do you think I'm overdressed? Not at all.
00:10:00This is who you are. Don't be shy.
00:10:04Wow, wow, wow. Look at this old mummy.
00:10:08Somebody bought her new bandages.
00:10:12Wow, wow, wow. Look at this old mummy.
00:10:16Somebody bought her new bandages. Get lost, hag.
00:10:20Looks like someone forgot her dentures today.
00:10:24Don't be jealous, darling. They're new and permanent.
00:10:28Jealous? Don't make me laugh.
00:10:32You disgusting old bitch.
00:10:36What is this?
00:10:40Your new boy toy?
00:10:44Old and sick.
00:10:48Great taste. Come on, honey.
00:10:52What's her problem? Mia?
00:10:56She's been like that since high school. Always trying to be superior to everyone.
00:11:00But always falling short.
00:11:04Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for joining us.
00:11:08Welcome to this year's annual Christmas Charity Auction.
00:11:16Let's get started with our first precious item.
00:11:20The legendary Elfenstock from Sir Edmund's collection.
00:11:28Jerry!
00:11:32Jerry!
00:11:36Jerry!
00:11:40We will begin the bidding at $500.
00:11:44$600. $600, thank you, ma'am. $700.
00:11:48$700 in the back, thank you. $1,000. $1,000, thank you.
00:11:52$1,000. $1,000 going once.
00:11:56$1,100. It's a fine walking stick.
00:12:00$1,100 going once.
00:12:04Twice. No, you don't deserve it. $15.
00:12:08Dear, that Elfenstock's worth $1,000 at most.
00:12:12I know, but I need it back. $20.
00:12:16$20,000 from the lovely lady in the corner.
00:12:20$20,000 going once. What are you waiting for?
00:12:24Don't tell me you're waiting for your ex-husband to save you again.
00:12:28He's dead.
00:12:32Aye.
00:12:36It's over.
00:12:40Mia is going to be the next captain.
00:12:58$20,000 going twice. $30,000.
00:13:06$30,000 from the gentleman in the center of the room.
00:13:10This is none of your business. It is. She is not alone.
00:13:14Oh, gross. $32. Thank you, $32. Do I hear $35?
00:13:18$70,000. $70,000.
00:13:22Are you serious? You can't just say any random number.
00:13:26How are you able to pay for it? I can do this all day.
00:13:30Doing one. Fair warning, last call.
00:13:34Wow.
00:13:38$70,000. Sold.
00:13:42$70,000 from the Elfenstock to the lovely couple in the center of the room.
00:13:46Thank you very much. Everybody, please. A round of applause for the lovely couple.
00:13:50Thank you. It means so much to me. It's so important.
00:13:54I mean, I can't have my wife going home empty-handed.
00:13:58I'm flattered.
00:14:02This is different. What's the matter?
00:14:06Let's go take a closer look.
00:14:10Ma'am, I needed to deliver this to you in person.
00:14:14It is the most expensive item I've ever sold.
00:14:18You're very lucky.
00:14:22Merry Christmas. Thank you, sir.
00:14:26Is it the one you were looking for?
00:14:30Baby? Are you all right?
00:14:34Breathe.
00:14:38Slowly.
00:14:42What happened? Is something wrong with it?
00:14:46Welcome back. This belonged to you?
00:14:50My late husband bought this for me many years ago.
00:14:54It's my most precious belonging.
00:14:58I thought I'd never see it again.
00:15:02I'm so sorry. One minute.
00:15:06Yeah.
00:15:10Okay.
00:15:14Tom, look, look, look.
00:15:18The album stock that your dad bought me 20 years ago. I thought I lost it.
00:15:22I got a call from my friend at the auction. $70,000 for this?
00:15:26Are you losing your mind? No, Tom.
00:15:30You promised me that you would never touch climbing gear again.
00:15:34Tom, this is different. I don't fucking care.
00:15:38Please don't say that. They're dead.
00:15:42My dad and Emma are fucking dead.
00:15:46Maybe if you wouldn't have fucking supported their stupid hobby,
00:15:50I'd still be around. It was an accident.
00:15:54You can't blame it all on me. Is that not enough?
00:15:58What, are you going to take a new family up there to that death hike?
00:16:02Or are you going to wait until my daughter's born and then do the same to her?
00:16:06It was never my intention. Please don't say that.
00:16:10You are welcome in my home again.
00:16:14And if you want to go die, go die alone.
00:16:18No, Tom. Tom, wait!
00:16:22Oh!
00:16:26Chris!
00:16:30Chris!
00:16:34Chris!
00:16:38What happened?
00:16:42It's fine. Family quarrel.
00:16:46If this keeps happening, I'm going to need to have a little talk with your family.
00:16:50Let me see that. Come here.
00:16:54How old's your daughter?
00:16:5822.
00:17:02Ever have any difficulties with her?
00:17:06I don't even know where to start.
00:17:10I'm so glad I have you.
00:17:14Me too.
00:17:18What do you say we forget about those damn kids and go have a drink?
00:17:22How about that?
00:17:26Yeah, okay. I know a place.
00:17:30But you've got to have a good back.
00:17:36That is incredible!
00:17:44Everything alright?
00:17:48Yeah. Just feels like this isn't the first time I've been bowling.
00:17:52Have I bowled before?
00:17:56I wouldn't know.
00:18:00Sometimes it's hard to recall memories. Early ones.
00:18:04Especially.
00:18:08They all just kind of fall apart.
00:18:12Have you gotten it checked out?
00:18:16Yeah. Doctor says I'm fine.
00:18:20I guess the old gray matter's just seeing what it used to be.
00:18:24Oh!
00:18:28Yeah!
00:18:32Chris, did you find yourself a pro?
00:18:36Great question! Jerry, this is my buddy Antoine. He owns this place.
00:18:40Antoine, this is Jerry. My husband.
00:18:44Your husband? Wow, that's interesting.
00:18:48I beg your pardon?
00:18:52How did you and Chris say the word husband in like, what, two decades?
00:18:56Antoine! He was also in my high school gang.
00:19:00And if you can believe it, his mouth was even bigger back then.
00:19:04Well, welcome to my place. And there's only one rule here. Chris makes all the rules.
00:19:08Shut up, Antoine.
00:19:12You only say that when you're in trouble. And those two drinks on the house?
00:19:16Something must be really wrong.
00:19:20I've got a new conglomerate called G5. They want to buy this place.
00:19:24So, take the money, go to Florida, meet some babes.
00:19:28We get a new bowling alley. Win-win.
00:19:32I thought about it, but they're only offering half the going rate.
00:19:36Oh, hell with them then. Sorry, Antoine, you're stuck with us.
00:19:40Yeah, but unless they do something to force me...
00:19:44Come on.
00:19:48Who's the boss?
00:19:56Who's the boss?
00:20:00That would be me. Whoa, can I help you?
00:20:04I'm Griffin, boss of the Griffins. Open your register.
00:20:08We're taking your money.
00:20:12Put that thing down.
00:20:16Shut your mouth, grandma. Mind your shit, or I'll blow him away.
00:20:20Robbery is one thing. Murder... You can't come back from that.
00:20:24We talk business, old bitch. And I'm Jesus Christ of this fucking neighborhood.
00:20:28When did Jesus pack a .45?
00:20:32I'll shoot you, piece of shit. Nobody tells me what to do.
00:20:36Young man.
00:20:40Rob this guy. He's not a coward.
00:20:44No means no. Shut the fuck up!
00:20:52Wait. Let's talk business, okay?
00:20:56Bullying an old man? That's not how a leader acts, is it?
00:21:00What are you talking about? Move on. Take your business elsewhere.
00:21:04Bullshit! What the fuck are you talking about? Griffin!
00:21:08I think it does. It's much more complicated.
00:21:12I know Vlad. Vladimir Markov?
00:21:16You know who he is? I doubt you know who he is.
00:21:20He runs the other side of town. Like I said, the world's a complicated place.
00:21:24Now what would happen if Vladimir found out
00:21:28you're messing with some of his friends?
00:21:32How would that turn out for you?
00:21:36Don't worry. I got a better idea.
00:21:40One that doesn't end with you at the bottom of a river.
00:21:44What is it? The block between Mulberry Street and Lincoln
00:21:48has a ton of trust fund babies, right?
00:21:52Deep pockets and lots of addictions. You know what to do.
00:21:56Thank you, sir. May we have your name? Fuck off.
00:22:00Now!
00:22:06I think that'll keep him busy for a while.
00:22:10So that's your secret? You're one of them? One of those bastards?
00:22:14No. Well, you just told them to go sell drugs. Are you crazy?
00:22:18Hang on. Wait, wait, wait. Don't be such a judgment so quickly.
00:22:22Do you know who lives on that block?
00:22:26Devin Jones and Alec Schott, the mayor and the chief of police.
00:22:30Two of the most conservative guys in town.
00:22:34He's dealing in drugs outside his window.
00:22:38Wait, you just did that? Jesus Christ, you really are a bad boy.
00:22:42And Officer Alex happens to be one of my old friends, so...
00:22:46So you better tell them these crazies are heading towards their neighborhood.
00:22:54Chris.
00:22:58I like this guy. Where'd you find him?
00:23:02You know, I'm just...
00:23:06I'm just happy you found another good man.
00:23:10You know, um...
00:23:14He kind of reminds me of Jerry, your late husband.
00:23:22All right.
00:23:26He doesn't look anything like you.
00:23:30You know, his vibe, how he carries himself.
00:23:34But a Jerry never really died in that accident.
00:23:42But a Jerry never really died in that accident.
00:23:46No!
00:23:50Jerry.
00:23:54Jerry is dead.
00:23:58If I was alive, he would have come looking for me.
00:24:02Absolutely.
00:24:06Hey.
00:24:10You okay?
00:24:14I'm fine.
00:24:18You...
00:24:22You look different.
00:24:26I do? It must be all the excitement.
00:24:30Well, I am planning to have a Christmas dinner
00:24:34at my place. I want you to come meet all my family.
00:24:38Would you come? Of course.
00:24:42It would be my honor.
00:24:48Mom.
00:24:52Please, come in.
00:24:56Please.
00:25:00Tom, I just want to quickly say...
00:25:04Mom, I'm so sorry about the other night.
00:25:08It's just, Tom's been working on a hard case, and we have a daughter on the way,
00:25:12and it's just been a lot of pressure.
00:25:16I'm really sorry what I said.
00:25:20It's okay. I made a lot of mistakes.
00:25:24And some of them, some of them I can't fix.
00:25:28But, I didn't come here to talk about the past.
00:25:32I came to tell you, I'm married.
00:25:36You're married?
00:25:40That's wonderful, Mom.
00:25:44We would love that.
00:25:48Dad would be so happy. I mean, he was always getting you out of trouble,
00:25:52and I'm sure he's out there looking down with a smile,
00:25:56thinking someone has your back.
00:26:00Yeah, yeah. Of course.
00:26:04What is it? Something wrong?
00:26:08No, it's just... Tom, after all these years, if you ever saw your father again,
00:26:12Yeah, of course I would.
00:26:16He's in that picture right there behind you. I mean, I look at him every day.
00:26:20I hope so.
00:26:24Anyway, it's getting late, and I have to go.
00:26:28But, I will see you guys at Christmas dinner?
00:26:32Yeah, of course.
00:26:36Looking forward to it.
00:26:42Wine for the lady?
00:26:46This place is cute. Is it new?
00:26:50Just opened. My daughter recommended it.
00:26:54Well, she has great taste. You must have raised her well.
00:26:58For the last 20 years, it's been her and I against the world.
00:27:02She's my angel.
00:27:06Can I tell you something? Of course.
00:27:10Boys don't think.
00:27:14At least not with their brains.
00:27:18Come on, John. Finish it.
00:27:22Speak of the devil.
00:27:26Emma?
00:27:30Dad?
00:27:34Emma?
00:27:38Emma, do not look at him like that.
00:27:42Look at me. Go.
00:27:46Emma, I told you. Stay away from this alcoholic.
00:27:50Can you just leave us alone?
00:27:54Okay, because my life and what I do with it is none of your business.
00:27:58You're free to date whoever you want, but not him.
00:28:02Remember what happened last time? John nearly burned our house down.
00:28:06Where do you get off?
00:28:10Maybe if you knew the first thing about love,
00:28:14Mom wouldn't have ditched us 20 years ago.
00:28:18You don't know what you're talking about.
00:28:22What I'm talking about?
00:28:26If Mom didn't ditch us, then why is the only thing she left this old photo?
00:28:30You teach her this shit?
00:28:34Get out! I don't ever want to fucking see you again!
00:28:42If he leaves,
00:28:46then I'm going with him.
00:28:50Hold on, honey. Let's talk.
00:28:54And who the hell are you?
00:28:58Give us some space.
00:29:06You didn't mean to do that, did you?
00:29:10Of course not.
00:29:14He doesn't trust me.
00:29:18What's that last time your father mentioned?
00:29:22So my dad
00:29:26invited John over for Thanksgiving dinner, right?
00:29:30And John's a shy boy. He didn't really know what to do.
00:29:34So his friends started giving him some advice.
00:29:38And that's when everything went wrong.
00:29:42Tell me everything.
00:29:50Well, John doesn't drink much.
00:29:54His friends suggested that maybe a little liquor might help him loosen up.
00:29:58But key word, a little.
00:30:02John got so drunk and he drove me home.
00:30:06He crashed the car straight into my dad's car.
00:30:10Oh, dear. I can only imagine how Jerry reacted to that.
00:30:14Well, whatever you're imagining
00:30:18is way, way worse.
00:30:22My dad's actually a really respectful man.
00:30:26He didn't even say anything about the car or the garden.
00:30:30He even invited John to come in and sober up.
00:30:34But John was wasted.
00:30:38I mean, blind drunk.
00:30:42So he stumbles in and knocks over a candle
00:30:46and sets the curtains on fire.
00:30:50Yeah, it's a nightmare is what it is.
00:30:54But you know, like, John's not like that.
00:30:58You know, John is gentle and smart and caring.
00:31:02Yeah, but he's not a drunk, okay?
00:31:06It was just one mistake, one time, and my dad won't let it go.
00:31:10Gotcha, girl. It was just a misunderstanding.
00:31:14Thanks. I still don't understand, you know.
00:31:18Baby, you look a bit drunk.
00:31:22Wanna ride home?
00:31:26Go away. This is none of your business.
00:31:30Who the fuck are you, granny?
00:31:34Go home and fuck yourself. Don't make me repeat myself.
00:31:38You're coming with me, huh?
00:31:42I'm sorry, ma'am. I should have jumped in sooner.
00:31:46Get her home safe. I'll take care of her old man.
00:31:50Emma, can you hear me? You ready to go home?
00:31:54Jerry and I are hosting a Christmas dinner. I would love for you to come.
00:31:58Do not be late.
00:32:02Oh, what a cute boy.
00:32:06Now, where is my husband?
00:32:10Hey!
00:32:14There's the old bitch.
00:32:18Hey!
00:32:22There's the old bitch.
00:32:26Oh, you've never learned. Go home, man.
00:32:30Your boy toy beat me at the bar, and now you're gonna pay.
00:32:34Put that thing down.
00:32:38Go!
00:32:42Where did you get that thing?
00:32:46I keep it in my trunk. You know, to fix the car.
00:32:50I almost forgot you're a driver.
00:32:54Oh, what a hunk.
00:32:58Alright, let's get out of here.
00:33:02Come on.
00:33:06You really know how to get yourself into trouble, don't you?
00:33:10Maybe I should start carrying a gun in my trunk.
00:33:14Shut up.
00:33:18Are John and Emma gonna be okay?
00:33:22John said you agreed to let him take Emma home.
00:33:26He's really not a bad kid. I think you should give him a second chance.
00:33:30You know he almost got Emma killed? He was like a monster.
00:33:34I think that's just an excuse.
00:33:38You would have a problem with John no matter what.
00:33:42He could be a doctor, a lawyer, a senator. You'd still hate him.
00:33:46Because what you really can't stand is somebody taking your daughter away.
00:33:50No, you're probably right.
00:33:54You are.
00:33:58If John deserves my daughter, then I'll dance at their wedding.
00:34:02Can you...
00:34:06still dance?
00:34:10Let me show you.
00:34:26Paul, cancel all my plans for Christmas.
00:34:30All of your appointments?
00:34:32That's right.
00:34:34Boss, you're invited to the White House for dinner on Christmas.
00:34:36Something more important's come up.
00:34:38Tell me, what's more important than the President?
00:34:42Tom! You're early.
00:34:46Today's meeting's too important to be late to, but I am curious.
00:34:50What's more important than the President?
00:34:52My wife and I are hosting a Christmas party. You should come.
00:34:56I'm sorry, Mr. Smith, but my mother would be furious if I missed her Christmas party.
00:35:00That's all right. Say hi to your mother for me, okay?
00:35:04And tell her, I wish I had a son like you.
00:35:08Really?
00:35:10I wish the melons were ripe. That would be nice for the table.
00:35:14Ooh! This one's ready, I think.
00:35:26Do you think we have enough for Christmas now?
00:35:28Yeah.
00:35:30Thank you so much for coming with me, sweetheart.
00:35:32It's the least I could do after the other day. Tom really went overboard.
00:35:36If I let every silly thing that boy said bother me, I would have been dead a hundred years ago.
00:35:42Let's see what else.
00:35:48Fill the caps now! Do it! Everybody down! I went for your hands!
00:35:52What should we do?
00:35:54The title transfer from Party A shall not...
00:36:06Mr. Smith, are you all right?
00:36:08I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:36:10I just had a weird feeling about something.
00:36:14Like a bad feeling?
00:36:16No.
00:36:18I just had a weird feeling about something.
00:36:20Like a bad feeling?
00:36:22Not sure.
00:36:24What should we do?
00:36:26We're pretty close to the entrance.
00:36:28Just follow me when he walks away.
00:36:34Chris, I can't run.
00:36:36Don't move.
00:36:38Don't move.
00:36:48Yeah, there's a robber. The grocery store on West Maple.
00:36:52There's one guy with a gun.
00:36:56We need an ambulance.
00:37:02Help is on the way.
00:37:04I'm fine.
00:37:08Boss, Mr. Ford is waiting for you in the conference room.
00:37:12Right.
00:37:14Come on.
00:37:36God damn it.
00:37:44Please pick up. Come on. Damn.
00:37:54Pick up. God damn it. Please.
00:37:56Who's there?
00:38:00Come out. Don't make me ask again.
00:38:02My team has done an appraisal for the property.
00:38:04It looks nice.
00:38:06And I think...
00:38:08Oh.
00:38:10Oh.
00:38:12Mrs. Smith, are you okay?
00:38:16It just feels a little bit dry in here.
00:38:20Turn down the A.C. a little.
00:38:22Yeah, of course.
00:38:26Why don't we all just take a break?
00:38:28I could use the fresh air, too.
00:38:38Oh, my God.
00:38:40Everything all right, Tom?
00:38:42I think something's wrong.
00:38:44My mom just called, and she never calls me this late.
00:38:46And let alone on a weekday.
00:38:48My wife's with her.
00:38:50And...
00:38:52Calm down. I'm sure everything's fine.
00:38:54Paul, can you check the news?
00:38:56Sure.
00:38:58Now.
00:39:00It seems like a shooting is happening on West Maple Street.
00:39:02See him alive straight away.
00:39:08These are the guys who are calling for reports
00:39:10of an armed robbery inside a local store.
00:39:16Are you okay?
00:39:18I think my water just broke.
00:39:24Don't move.
00:39:26Get up.
00:39:28Don't shoot.
00:39:32That bastard.
00:39:34Oh, my God. Mr. Smith, I need to get there as fast as I can.
00:39:36I'm going with you.
00:39:38Get the car ready.
00:39:40Yes, sir.
00:39:42This country needs gun control.
00:39:44Let me get my weapon.
00:39:48Put the gun down.
00:39:50Get on your knees, now.
00:39:52Okay, okay, okay.
00:39:54What do you want? Do you want money?
00:39:56You can have it.
00:39:58Stay out of your pocket.
00:40:00Please, my daughter's about to give birth,
00:40:02and please just let us go. We won't do anything, I promise.
00:40:04Please, please, please, you can have whatever you want.
00:40:06Just don't hurt us.
00:40:08Give me your phone, wallet, and purse,
00:40:10and get out. Don't tell anybody what happened here.
00:40:12Yes. Thank you so much.
00:40:14Okay, of course.
00:40:24Did you call the cops?
00:40:26Did you call the cops?
00:40:28No, no, no, no.
00:40:30Of course not. I didn't. Why would I?
00:40:34Why are they here?
00:40:36How could they know?
00:40:38Um, I don't know.
00:40:40Maybe there's an alarm?
00:40:42Let me see your phone.
00:40:44Please,
00:40:46it's not too late to surrender, okay?
00:40:48You haven't done anything bad yet.
00:40:50My son,
00:40:52he's a really good lawyer.
00:40:54He could defend you.
00:40:56Bitch, I should kill you.
00:40:58They're going to lock me up because of you.
00:41:00Say goodbye to your daughter.
00:41:02No!
00:41:04Don't you fucking care!
00:41:08If you shoot us,
00:41:10there won't be an arrest.
00:41:12There won't be a trial.
00:41:14Police will just kill you where you are.
00:41:16Well, if you didn't call the fucking cops,
00:41:18I'd be halfway out of town by now.
00:41:20It isn't too late to change your mind.
00:41:22Think of your family, right?
00:41:24What would they do if they knew you were a murderer?
00:41:26They'd be heartbroken if they knew
00:41:28their son was a murderer.
00:41:30Keep my family out of your mouth.
00:41:32I won't let those fucking cops catch me.
00:41:34I won't be in jail for the next 20 years
00:41:36and end up alone like you.
00:41:38Do not compare your cursed life with mine.
00:41:40Okay?
00:41:42I'm not a failure.
00:41:44I'm not alone.
00:41:46And I'm not
00:41:48a certified felon like you are.
00:41:50Oh, God, if my husband was alive,
00:41:52he would shoot you
00:41:54right on the spot.
00:42:00Oh, God.
00:42:30Oh, Susanna.
00:42:32Don't cry for me.
00:42:34Oh.
00:42:36Oh, thank God.
00:42:38I thought I was gonna lose you.
00:42:42The world goes on.
00:42:44I sang my song.
00:42:46I won't miss.
00:42:48To give my own true love
00:42:50for you to see.
00:42:54Oh, come on.
00:42:56It's not the first time I've been in danger.
00:42:58Jerry.
00:43:00Jerry Smith.
00:43:02Is that your name?
00:43:04Yes.
00:43:06Since I was born.
00:43:08Do you remember?
00:43:12Lisa.
00:43:14Oh, God, Lisa.
00:43:16Please wake up, Lisa.
00:43:28Oh, this reminds me
00:43:30of the day I had you 30 years ago.
00:43:32God, that hurt.
00:43:34Mom, this isn't helping.
00:43:36But we made it, didn't we?
00:43:38And so will Lisa.
00:43:40Hey, everything's gonna be
00:43:42all right.
00:43:48Doctor,
00:43:50how's Lisa and my baby?
00:43:52Mother and daughter are both
00:43:54safe and healthy.
00:43:56At 12.05
00:43:58December 25th,
00:44:00I'd say it's a Christmas miracle.
00:44:02However,
00:44:04Lisa did lose a lot of blood,
00:44:06and she's very weak.
00:44:08So one of you needs to come with me.
00:44:12You go first.
00:44:14Yeah, I'm gonna check on Jerry.
00:44:16Mom, there's something
00:44:18that I need to tell you about Mr. Smith.
00:44:22You know him?
00:44:24Yeah, actually,
00:44:26I know him.
00:44:28Are you coming or not?
00:44:30Oh, sorry. Go. We'll talk later.
00:44:40Jerry.
00:44:44Jerry.
00:44:46Why does he look so different?
00:44:48Like my old Jerry.
00:44:50Jerry.
00:44:52Jerry.
00:44:54I'm awake.
00:44:56What time is it?
00:44:58Five past midnight.
00:45:00Is that late?
00:45:02One second.
00:45:04I need to make a call.
00:45:06I kept somebody waiting all day.
00:45:08Go ahead.
00:45:14Merry Christmas, my hero.
00:45:16Don't be late for the party tomorrow.
00:45:18We have a lot
00:45:20to talk about.
00:45:26Hand the guy.
00:45:28I'll be there on time.
00:45:42One more kiss.
00:45:44Slowly this time.
00:45:46You're a nut.
00:46:16Tom,
00:46:18Lisa,
00:46:20come in.
00:46:28I cannot
00:46:30believe you're here. Why did you stay in the hospital?
00:46:32I wasn't gonna miss your Christmas party.
00:46:34And neither was your new
00:46:36granddaughter.
00:46:40What's her name?
00:46:42Chris.
00:46:44Chris.
00:46:46We named her after you, Mom.
00:46:50I am honored.
00:46:54Dr. Ken, Lisa needs some rest,
00:46:56so can she take you room?
00:46:58Of course. We'll wake you up for dinner.
00:47:00That'd be great. Thanks.
00:47:08Mom,
00:47:10I need to tell you something.
00:47:12It's about
00:47:14Mr. Smith.
00:47:16What about him?
00:47:18Don't tell me you don't
00:47:20like him.
00:47:22No, I think he's great, really.
00:47:26Have a seat.
00:47:28Hey, Helen.
00:47:30How are you? Good, good.
00:47:32Are you coming?
00:47:38Merry Christmas, Dad.
00:47:42Helen is not coming.
00:47:44Her husband hurt his back last night. He won't even be able to move
00:47:46today. Well, I'm glad that
00:47:48Aunt Helen and
00:47:50Uncle Greg are still in love. Yeah, have you ever seen that
00:47:52couple not be together?
00:47:54Back to the point, Mom.
00:47:56Oh, that thought.
00:48:12Merry Christmas.
00:48:14Merry Christmas, buddy.
00:48:16Ooh, look at all this. Thank you.
00:48:18Watch out. Be careful now. It's my special
00:48:20mac and cheese.
00:48:22Come on. All right.
00:48:24Yeah, you look nice. Thanks.
00:48:26Coming through.
00:48:28Tom,
00:48:30my man.
00:48:32Haven't seen you around the bowling alley lately.
00:48:34I know.
00:48:36We really missed you,
00:48:38but me and Lisa have been busy.
00:48:40Ah, a little too busy
00:48:42for his uncle, Antoine.
00:48:44We just had a baby.
00:48:46What? Yeah.
00:48:48Oh, my God.
00:48:50Congratulations.
00:48:52Mom? Mom, can you hang on a second?
00:48:54Remember Antoine's
00:48:56mac and cheese? Amazing.
00:48:58I'm sure it's great, but Mom,
00:49:00please, there's something that I really
00:49:02need to talk to you. If you could just give me a moment
00:49:04to tell you. Mom is just a little busy
00:49:06right now. Why don't you
00:49:08go watch some football with Antoine?
00:49:10But Mom...
00:49:20Hi,
00:49:22Chris. Dad, I
00:49:24mean, Jerry dropped us
00:49:26off. He's parking. Oh, come in.
00:49:28Come in.
00:49:34Homemade lentils. I made them myself.
00:49:36I didn't know you're such a chef.
00:49:38It's my favorite.
00:49:40I really
00:49:42appreciate you standing up for us the other night
00:49:44at the bar. Well, you can't expect a father
00:49:46to like someone who stole his daughter's heart.
00:49:48And you're lucky he only yelled at you.
00:50:06...
00:50:24May I come in, darling?
00:50:26Is this
00:50:28Tom Cruise?
00:50:30Because I've been expecting Jerry.
00:50:36...
00:50:38You're part of the family
00:50:40now.
00:50:42Don't let him down. Dad!
00:50:44I wouldn't dream of it.
00:50:46Follow me, boys
00:50:48and girls.
00:50:56Your sweater. Oh, you like it, bud?
00:50:58Jerry!
00:51:00My old friend.
00:51:02How are you? Very well.
00:51:04Now that we're finally
00:51:06all together. This is
00:51:08Antoine, my best friend.
00:51:10Hello.
00:51:12And this is Tom, my son.
00:51:14I believe
00:51:16some of you already know him.
00:51:18Great to see you again.
00:51:20I'm so glad
00:51:22that we're truly a family now.
00:51:26Nice to meet you again, Mr. Smith.
00:51:28I'm afraid there's many things that you
00:51:30have not told my mother.
00:51:34Tom.
00:51:36Mom.
00:51:38Did you know that your new husband is the richest man
00:51:40in the state?
00:51:42Hang on.
00:51:44I didn't mean to... Tom?
00:51:46Come with me.
00:52:04Could
00:52:06we just have one
00:52:08day of peace and quiet?
00:52:10One day.
00:52:12When you are trying to play some game.
00:52:14I just found out yesterday.
00:52:16I had to say something.
00:52:18Mom,
00:52:20I know you.
00:52:22You wouldn't be with him if you knew about his past.
00:52:24You would think he's way out of our league.
00:52:26Did you know
00:52:28he's supposed to be having dinner
00:52:30with the president?
00:52:32The president of the United States.
00:52:34I mean, the press is already
00:52:36wondering why he's missing and where he is.
00:52:38If they find out that
00:52:40you two are married,
00:52:42you're going to have journalists
00:52:44sticking their noses in every aspect
00:52:46of your life. And they're going to take away
00:52:48your freedom.
00:52:50Wow, you really are a
00:52:52lawyer.
00:52:54Mom.
00:52:56This isn't a joke.
00:52:58Do you really want to be a fixture in the tabloids?
00:53:00Because you will.
00:53:02Tom. What?
00:53:04I mean, beyond everything I just said,
00:53:06have you thought about it?
00:53:08Have you thought about why he's keeping this from you?
00:53:10Why he's hiding it?
00:53:12That man doesn't trust you.
00:53:14I do trust your mom.
00:53:22I trust her with all my heart.
00:53:24It's just that
00:53:26everything happened too fast.
00:53:28I couldn't find the right time.
00:53:30Bullshit.
00:53:32Tell her. Right now. Everything.
00:53:34Mr. Overdriver.
00:53:36Mr. Smith.
00:53:38I've worked for you for many years and I trust you
00:53:40as a boss and a father, but I can't sit by
00:53:42and let you lie to my mother.
00:53:44I swear. I just...
00:53:46Tom.
00:53:48I appreciate you telling me.
00:53:50You should have waited one day.
00:53:52Just one more day
00:53:54so I could have my Christmas.
00:53:58What's the use of marriage
00:54:00if nothing's ever shared?
00:54:02You said that before, didn't you?
00:54:04Grace, I'm really sorry.
00:54:06I...
00:54:08I'm just...
00:54:10I never meant for any of this to happen.
00:54:12I was trying to find the best moment.
00:54:14I need some time.
00:54:18And some space.
00:54:20God.
00:54:22This is bad.
00:54:24Tom shouldn't have brought that up
00:54:26at Christmas.
00:54:28I mean, if someone was lying to my mom,
00:54:30I'd probably do the same thing.
00:54:32Emma, not this time.
00:54:38I'm sorry, guys.
00:54:40I ruined Christmas for you.
00:54:42I'm sorry.
00:54:44I'm sorry.
00:54:46I'm sorry.
00:54:48I'm sorry, guys. I ruined Christmas.
00:55:00Dad, I'm sorry. I...
00:55:02I really screwed up.
00:55:10Where did that photo come from?
00:55:14It's a family photo
00:55:16from when I was younger.
00:55:18That's...
00:55:20your family?
00:55:22That's...
00:55:24your father,
00:55:26your mother,
00:55:28your sister,
00:55:30and yourself?
00:55:32I don't understand. What's the big deal?
00:55:34I...
00:55:46Don't push me away.
00:55:48Jesus.
00:55:52I've searched for 20 years
00:55:54to find someone like you.
00:55:56You make me feel young
00:55:58and alive.
00:56:02You have to understand,
00:56:04ever since the tragedy,
00:56:06I've only lived for my daughter.
00:56:10She's the only thing I have left.
00:56:12Now she has John.
00:56:14My job is done.
00:56:16She's safe
00:56:18and loved.
00:56:20But I have no one.
00:56:24No one except you.
00:56:28Please.
00:56:30Chris.
00:56:32Please.
00:56:34I don't understand.
00:56:38Maybe it's time
00:56:40Maybe it's time
00:56:42you tell me about the tragedy.
00:56:44What happened 20 years ago?
00:56:46Where did you get this?
00:56:50This is the last thing that
00:56:52my mother left me.
00:56:54She died
00:56:56in a landslide 20 years ago.
00:56:58A landslide? Where?
00:57:00Maple.
00:57:02The Barren Mountain?
00:57:0440 miles north of Anchorage, Alaska?
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:08Yeah, that's exactly
00:57:10where Dad said that she...
00:57:12Dad? Mr. Smith?
00:57:16No, no, there's no way.
00:57:18He looks completely different.
00:57:20The landslide nearly
00:57:22crushed his skull.
00:57:24The doctors had to give him
00:57:26a whole new face.
00:57:30Jesus Christ.
00:57:32He's my dad?
00:57:34Yeah.
00:57:38Yeah.
00:57:4620 years ago
00:57:48my family went up to a barren mountain.
00:57:52God.
00:57:54Like today's not crazy enough.
00:57:56Jesus.
00:57:58I'm gonna kill whoever is at the door.
00:58:00Mom. Mom, wait a second.
00:58:02Do you remember
00:58:04our family photo on the wall?
00:58:06Of course, what about it?
00:58:08Oh my gosh, just look at this.
00:58:10Do you recognize
00:58:12that photo?
00:58:14Why is this photo water damaged?
00:58:18Wait, is that...
00:58:26It can't be.
00:58:36What is this?
00:58:38What do you want?
00:58:42This is Christmas. What is your problem?
00:58:44This is your Christmas gift.
00:58:46What are you talking about?
00:58:54You?
00:58:56How did you get away?
00:59:00You ruined my entire life
00:59:02and this is what you get?
00:59:04Jerry!
00:59:12Mom, are you okay?
00:59:16The police are on their way, asshole.
00:59:18This is all her fault.
00:59:20I'm not going to try to rob a bowling alley.
00:59:24Get some rope.
00:59:26I'm gonna fuck you all.
00:59:30Shut the fuck up.
00:59:34God, John, you're my hero.
00:59:38I think that was enough
00:59:40craziness for one day.
00:59:42Let's get this asshole out of here.
00:59:44Just wait here. John, I got this.
00:59:46I got bigger things on my plate.
00:59:48Let's go.
00:59:58Well,
01:00:00looks like someone made the naughty list this year.
01:00:04What?
01:00:08What happened to you?
01:00:12Why do you look so different?
01:00:14Why didn't you come back to me?
01:00:18What's this all about?
01:00:24Is she...
01:00:28Is she...
01:00:30Yes, Pa.
01:00:32Mom.
01:00:34And this is Tom.
01:00:38I'm sorry I didn't recognize you before.
01:00:40Tom.
01:00:44You're my son.
01:00:46Tell me this is real.
01:00:48Please.
01:00:50Tom.
01:00:52Are you my wife?
01:00:56The Chris that I married?
01:00:58Did you hide
01:01:00in Anchorage 20 years ago?
01:01:02Mount Maple?
01:01:06I guess so.
01:01:08My memory,
01:01:10the accident,
01:01:12I can't
01:01:14remember who I was.
01:01:16My
01:01:18backpack, my ID,
01:01:20all gone.
01:01:24The only thing we have left is...
01:01:30And her.
01:01:34My God.
01:01:36How did you survive?
01:01:38A hunter
01:01:40found us in the woods,
01:01:42injured and cold
01:01:44but alive.
01:01:46I thought...
01:01:48I thought you
01:01:50and Tom...
01:01:54I thought you were dead.
01:01:56I thought you were dead too.
01:02:08Mom and Dad.
01:02:12Son, get in here.
01:02:14Group hug, come on.
01:02:22You know,
01:02:24you know,
01:02:26I dreamed of this day
01:02:28a million times over
01:02:30but I never thought
01:02:32it would actually happen for real.
01:02:36It's a
01:02:38Christmas miracle.
01:02:42Good morning.
01:02:44Would you like some breakfast?
01:02:46You're painful.
01:02:48I can't start.
01:02:50It's okay, I'll give you some.
01:03:00Darling,
01:03:02are you staying tonight?
01:03:04Of course.
01:03:06I've waited over 20 years for this.
01:03:16Thank you all for
01:03:18joining our family here today.
01:03:20It's been a long
01:03:22road.
01:03:24Strange journey.
01:03:26But there is
01:03:28no place I'd rather be.
01:03:30After 20 years
01:03:32apart, fate has given us
01:03:34the best Christmas gift of all.
01:03:36Each other.
01:03:38Merry Christmas.
01:03:40Merry Christmas.