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00:00:00We're engaged, David. Why can't we get married sooner rather than later? You know I just
00:00:14got laid off. My work visa expires in 60 days. I'm going to get deported.
00:00:18Put that on my shoulders. It's not my responsibility.
00:00:24What?
00:00:29How could you say that? We've been together for two years. We're already
00:00:33living together. If we were gonna get married eventually, why can't it be now?
00:00:37See, that's the problem. I don't want to marry you. Ever. What? Truth is, I'm already
00:00:45seeing someone else. Who? It doesn't matter, Leslie. Let's break up. Please
00:00:50move out of my apartment. Now.
00:00:54Don't cry, Leslie. I'm not opening this cheating asshole.
00:01:06Leslie, I'm sorry. It's just that you don't really bring anything to the table.
00:01:13I deserve someone better. Fuck you, David. Yeah, whatever.
00:01:18Good luck finding a man willing to marry you.
00:01:43I'll do what I want to. I'll do what I want to. I'll do what I want to do.
00:01:58I'll do what I want to. I'll do what I want to do.
00:02:03Miss Madison? You going somewhere? I can give you a ride. It's good with you in private.
00:02:11Leslie, Leslie, who is this? This is my new boyfriend. He's hotter than you, richer
00:02:21than you, and has a bigger dick than you. So you're the one who's getting down to
00:02:27date.
00:02:37Sorry about that. This is so embarrassing. I get laid off, dumped, and kicked out all
00:02:47in the same day. And now I'm crying in a stranger's car.
00:02:54Wait, who are you? Mr. Williams, I really cannot disclose who the bone marrow match
00:03:01for your brother is. The person's already refused the donation. There's nothing else
00:03:05I can do. You say this person's the only match for my brother. Correct. Then you must know
00:03:15I have no recourse. This person doesn't donate. My brother dies. You swore an oath to save
00:03:21lives. Please, save my brother.
00:03:32Leslie Madison, the donor.
00:03:40Miss Madison, my name is Simon Williams. Leslie, just call me Leslie.
00:03:45Leslie, I need your help. I need you to save my brother.
00:03:52I don't know about this. When the doctor called, he said it was going to be multiple
00:04:00rounds of bone marrow donation. Why did you put your name on the donor's list if you're
00:04:05not going to donate? Should I tell him I developed trypanophobia? If I see needles, I'm going to faint.
00:04:13I just, I don't feel comfortable anymore, isn't there anyone else?
00:04:18No, you're the only one.
00:04:22My brother, his name is James. He should be in college instead of lying here at this door.
00:04:32Parents died when we were really young. We were raised by our grandmother. Leslie,
00:04:36without your bone marrow, he only has a few more months to live. Yes, money. How could I forget?
00:04:43How could I forget? Money, of course. I can give you whatever you want. You name it, I'll make it happen.
00:04:54Marriage?
00:04:58What did you just say? Are you an American citizen? Yes, of course. Then marry me and I'll make the donation.
00:05:06Then marry me and I'll make the donation. You can help me get a green card and I'll donate my
00:05:16bone marrow to your brother. Then we divorce, get separated, go our separate ways, we win.
00:05:22Does she know who I am? Does she want to marry into the Williams family?
00:05:27Let me get this straight. You want to marry me for a green card? Yes, why else would I marry a
00:05:38stranger? Look, my visa is expiring in 60 days and if I get deported, I won't be able to help your brother.
00:05:47What do you say?
00:05:53Okay, deal.
00:05:57Okay.
00:06:03Sorry.
00:06:07We just need to do a blood test to confirm and if everything goes well,
00:06:11we can start the bone marrow transplant within two weeks. Miss Madison, do you prefer the left
00:06:15or the right arm?
00:06:22Hey, are you okay? Yeah, um,
00:06:29you can use this one.
00:06:45Come on, Leslie. You gotta pull through. You can't get deported. Mom and dad are counting on you.
00:06:58Are you okay? You seem like you're about to faint. Um, I'm... Hey, don't look at her. Look at me.
00:07:07I'll tell you a secret. I'm definitely afraid of bugs. I mean, I know I'm a big guy, but when I see
00:07:14one, I squirm like a little girl. This one time, I was in like this huge meeting and this spider
00:07:20like came out of the ceiling. He landed on my arm and then he started crawling up and I ran out the
00:07:25door and peed my pants. And we're done. See, that wasn't so bad, right?
00:07:38I didn't even tell it was already over.
00:07:55Eunice, so this is your aunt's place? Yeah, on my mother's side.
00:08:03I really need to find a new living arrangement soon. Uncle Toby won't be happy that I'm here.
00:08:10Well, I can pick you up tomorrow to get married. Oh, no, no, no. I'll get there myself.
00:08:179 a.m. City Hall. I'll be there. Okay.
00:08:25Good night. Good night, Simon.
00:08:33You what? Marry her. Tomorrow. It's the only way to save James.
00:08:40So the money's not enough. She wants to be part of the Williams family. Simon,
00:08:45she's a gold digger. I don't think she knows who I am. I think she just wants to move here so she
00:08:51can get a green card. So that way she can stay in this country. Plus, be a great way for me to
00:08:56keep watch to make sure James recovers. Keep it that way. Don't let her find out your real
00:09:02identity. You cannot let the public know about this. If they find out you married an immigrant,
00:09:09our stocks will plummet. So, once James recovers, divorce her and marry Mia White.
00:09:21Simon!
00:09:26Here is your breakfast.
00:09:43Hey, loser. Where's my coffee?
00:09:45Kylie, what's the matter with you? Don't talk to your cousin like that.
00:09:50She's not wrong. How long are you staying here anyways? You're a grown-ass adult.
00:09:56I'm not housing and feeding you for free. Tabby!
00:09:59Where's she gonna go? She lost her job, got dumped, and now she's homeless.
00:10:04Ignore them, sweetheart. Stay as long as you need to.
00:10:09I'll find a place soon and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent as soon as I get a job.
00:10:18Oh crap! I have somewhere important to make.
00:10:21Wait, no breakfast?
00:10:24Important my ass. Where's someone like her gonna go?
00:10:31This is not funny.
00:10:39Finally, my ticket to this great country.
00:10:45Thank you. I mean it.
00:10:47You're welcome.
00:10:50If there's nothing else, I can give you a ride or something.
00:10:52Actually, there is something else.
00:10:56Okay.
00:11:03I made a checklist. Please take a look.
00:11:09Number one, open a joint bank account. Number two, host a small wedding with
00:11:13family for photos. Number three, go on dates and post on social media.
00:11:19What's all this for?
00:11:21A marriage certificate is not enough. I need this to look realistic.
00:11:25We need to prove the authenticity of our marriage to the immigration officer
00:11:29with lots of photos. Oh, and don't worry about the bank account.
00:11:32We just need to put a little money together.
00:11:38That's not enough.
00:11:39What?
00:11:44What?
00:11:52Move in? Together?
00:11:56Yes.
00:12:01Move in? Together?
00:12:04Yes. If you want to make this look believable, we're going to have to move in together.
00:12:08That's what married people do, right?
00:12:09That would solve my living arrangement problems, but moving in with a stranger...
00:12:17And as for the rest of the checklist, I got it taken care of. Don't worry about it.
00:12:22Oh, and let's have the wedding a week from now.
00:12:25That gives me time to prep, and we can move in together after the wedding.
00:12:29Sound good?
00:12:33Wow, you are really on top of it.
00:12:35I just feel bad making you do all of this work.
00:12:38Look, don't worry about it. I just need you to stay healthy.
00:12:43A brother's life depends on it.
00:12:47Oh, Simon, there's one more thing.
00:12:50What is it?
00:12:52I don't have a lot of money right now, so if it's okay, can you pay for the wedding bills and...
00:12:59Don't even worry about the money. I think I got it covered.
00:13:02No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:03I have to pitch in. I can't just leech off of you.
00:13:05I'll pay you back as soon as I find a new job.
00:13:08Okay, deal.
00:13:10Okay, let's do this.
00:13:28Good morning, Mr. Williams.
00:13:30Good morning, Mrs. Williams.
00:13:31Good morning, Mr. Williams.
00:13:33You have a board meeting at 11.30 a.m.
00:13:36Then you have a lunch with the executive team.
00:13:37Then later in the afternoon, you have a meeting with Mr. J at Crazy Maple Studio
00:13:42to discuss their latest app, Real Short.
00:13:45Real Short, the media streaming platform?
00:13:47Yes, it's really popular right now, and it's soaring on both iOS and Google Play Charts.
00:13:51Set the meeting room up for Mr. J's arrival. It'd be great if he accepts our investment.
00:13:57Oh, and one more thing.
00:13:58Of course. What do you need, sir?
00:13:59I need you to find me a modest house in a great neighborhood,
00:14:02and then I need a new car.
00:14:03Something like a Mercedes would be fine.
00:14:05And lastly, I need you to book me a wedding venue a week from now.
00:14:09Uh, okay. Anything else?
00:14:12Actually, yes.
00:14:13One minute.
00:14:17It's so great.
00:14:29Who's that?
00:14:34Who's that?
00:14:35It's Mia White, heiress of the White family.
00:14:37I hear she's going to be engaged to Mr. William soon.
00:14:41But she's not even that pretty.
00:14:43Yeah, but who cares? She's worth billions.
00:14:45I hear T9 is going to merge with White Group.
00:14:47What does that mean for us?
00:14:49Pay raise.
00:14:53Mr. J, it was great talking to you today.
00:14:56I guarantee you that T6 is going to take your company to the next level.
00:15:00Yes, yes, of course.
00:15:08Okay.
00:15:09Um, talk to you next week.
00:15:12Hi, Simon.
00:15:14Um, Mia, what are you—what are you doing here?
00:15:19You haven't called or texted.
00:15:22You know, I've been busy.
00:15:30Your grandmother wanted me to check up on you.
00:15:34It's almost 5.30. We should go grab dinner.
00:15:37I made us reservations at Joel Rovachan.
00:15:41Your favorite.
00:15:42I, uh, got some rules to be.
00:15:45Where?
00:15:47Bring me.
00:15:51Mia, go home.
00:16:00Simon!
00:16:13Hey, Aunt Marie.
00:16:14Yes?
00:16:16I need to tell you something.
00:16:17All right.
00:16:19I got married this morning.
00:16:20That's nice, dear.
00:16:22Wait, what?
00:16:24I thought you and David broke up.
00:16:26I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth.
00:16:28She'll freak out and tell my parents.
00:16:30It'll just cause more drama back home.
00:16:38Um, I actually met this guy a while back,
00:16:40and we recently reconnected and headed off.
00:16:43Plus, you know my visa situation.
00:16:46Yeah, but marriage?
00:16:48Already?
00:16:49Well, what's his name?
00:16:51How old is he?
00:16:52What's he do for a living?
00:16:55When's dinner?
00:16:56I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:16:59Almost, Patty.
00:17:03This conversation is not over yet, Missy.
00:17:06Don't worry, Aunt Marie.
00:17:07I'll be fine.
00:17:10This conversation is not over yet, Missy.
00:17:13Don't worry, Aunt Marie.
00:17:14I'll be fine.
00:17:16And I'm moving in with us, Vinci.
00:17:19What?
00:17:21Wait, you seriously went and got yourself married?
00:17:24Who's the guys?
00:17:25Some homeless bubby found on the street.
00:17:27That's not nice.
00:17:28What?
00:17:28We all know she was marrying for the green card.
00:17:30She probably paid some homeless guy for it.
00:17:34First of all, his name is Simon.
00:17:36Sign of all, he's actually a decent guy with a good job.
00:17:39Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
00:17:45I have to take this.
00:17:52Hey, is everything okay?
00:17:55Uh, what?
00:17:56I can't call and check on my wife?
00:18:01Of course you can, husband.
00:18:04I just get worried with James in the hospital and everything.
00:18:08No, everything's great with James.
00:18:10The doctor gave us a green light for the bone marrow donation.
00:18:13So that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:18:16The doctor gave us a green light for the bone marrow donation.
00:18:19So that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:18:21Okay.
00:18:22Oh, don't worry.
00:18:24I'm going to be with you every step of the way.
00:18:29Actually, I was calling about something else from the checklist.
00:18:34You said that you wanted a small wedding.
00:18:35So I was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping.
00:18:39And then maybe buy some rings.
00:18:41Hey, listen, don't worry.
00:18:42I'm going to pay for everything.
00:18:46No need.
00:18:48I'm broke and I'll just find something online.
00:18:51We're just going to use it for props anyway.
00:18:52So there's no reason to waste money.
00:18:53No, no, no, really.
00:18:54It's no problem at all.
00:18:56No, it's okay.
00:18:57I'll be busy tomorrow anyway.
00:18:59I have to apply for jobs.
00:19:00Oh, okay.
00:19:01I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
00:19:03Have a good morning.
00:19:07Wow.
00:19:08What an interesting girl.
00:19:10If she doesn't want to go shopping,
00:19:12I guess we'll have to bring the shopping to her.
00:19:15You're such a sweet girl.
00:19:22Um, who are you?
00:19:30Hi, I'm Joey from Style Public Relations.
00:19:33Is there a Miss Madison living here?
00:19:36Leslie, there's someone at the door for you.
00:19:40Hi, I'm Leslie Madison.
00:19:44Great, then let's get started.
00:19:46So
00:20:06Wow, spectacular.
00:20:08That is amazing.
00:20:11What a vision.
00:20:11I love it.
00:20:16How are you even going to afford all of this, you don't even pay us rent.
00:20:21Hayley.
00:20:22I love it.
00:20:29How are you even going to afford all of this, you don't even pay us rent.
00:20:34Hayley.
00:20:36All of this looks lovely, but she's right.
00:20:40I don't think I can afford any of it.
00:20:43Oh, don't worry, your husband already paid.
00:20:46Just pick whatever you like.
00:20:48Oh, I almost forgot, Susie, show her the shoes.
00:20:51Got it.
00:20:52Here Ms. Madison, let's try these on.
00:20:54This was a special order, paid for already as well.
00:20:57Where are those limited edition?
00:21:00Let me try them on.
00:21:01Hayley, what are you doing?
00:21:02Wait a minute.
00:21:03Um, these are custom ordered for Ms. Madison.
00:21:04The shoes are in her size.
00:21:06Um, these are custom ordered for Ms. Madison.
00:21:07The shoes are in her size.
00:21:36How did Simon even know my shoe size?
00:22:02Glad you like them.
00:22:03Simon.
00:22:05How are you?
00:22:06Firstly, this is your husband.
00:22:08Um, yeah, this is Simon.
00:22:11What the actual fuck?
00:22:16This is Simon.
00:22:17Simon, this is my aunt's family.
00:22:19We have Aunt Marie, Uncle Toby, and my cousin Hayley.
00:22:24Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you.
00:22:26Let's do dinner on me next time.
00:22:28Sounds good, Simon.
00:22:29But today, I have to plan for a beautiful wedding with my wife.
00:22:34Joey, we're all done here?
00:22:36Yes, Mr. Williams.
00:22:37We're all done here.
00:22:39Shall we?
00:22:57Wait.
00:22:59What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:02I'm not that rich.
00:23:03The car is a rental.
00:23:11Wait.
00:23:13What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:16I'm not that rich.
00:23:17The car is a rental.
00:23:31Wait.
00:23:45Simon.
00:23:47What is this place?
00:23:49She thinks this house is nice.
00:23:51I told Ted to find a modest place.
00:23:53This is where I'll be living.
00:23:56As a married couple.
00:24:01This is where I'll be living.
00:24:03As a married couple.
00:24:11I know it's not much, but it's our new home.
00:24:13Wait. Not much?
00:24:16What are you talking about?
00:24:18It's just a van.
00:24:19It's a van.
00:24:20It's just a van.
00:24:21It's a van.
00:24:22It's just a van.
00:24:23It's just a van.
00:24:24It's a van.
00:24:25It's just a van.
00:24:26It's just a van.
00:24:27It's just a van.
00:24:28It's just a van.
00:24:29It's just a van.
00:24:30What are you talking about?
00:24:31This place is so nice.
00:24:34What are you, like a secret millionaire or something?
00:24:38I don't own it. I just rent it.
00:24:41How much do you pay for rent?
00:24:44I don't know if I can afford half. It's kind of expensive.
00:24:47I would never ask a woman to pay half the rent, especially if that woman's my wife.
00:24:52Yeah, but I'm not your real wife.
00:24:54Of course I'm going to have you pay rent.
00:24:56We can discuss it later.
00:24:58I'm going to go over some wedding details with you.
00:25:00I'm at a reservation at Sunset Resort next Saturday.
00:25:03Sunset Resort? Isn't that place like five grand an hour?
00:25:09No, no, no, no.
00:25:11Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
00:25:15Right here is perfect.
00:25:18Do you want a backyard wedding?
00:25:22Yeah, just photos for the immigration officer.
00:25:25You're spending money like you're a billionaire.
00:25:30What do you even do for a living?
00:25:34Um...
00:25:37What do you even do for a living?
00:25:42Um...
00:25:45I'm just a software engineer.
00:25:47Ah, so that's why you can afford all of this.
00:25:51Anyway, yes, please, can we just do a small wedding?
00:25:54It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
00:25:57As you wish. Feel free to invite the prince.
00:25:59You're right. I should call Teresa.
00:26:02We're going to need some witnesses.
00:26:08I can't believe you went from breakup to married in like 72 hours.
00:26:13Well, he needed my bone marrow and I needed a green card.
00:26:17Good profile.
00:26:19You know, this sounds exactly like the plot of a real short TV show.
00:26:26What's his name?
00:26:27Simon Williams.
00:26:31Simon Williams? As in billionaire?
00:26:34CEO Simon Williams?
00:26:38As in billionaire?
00:26:40CEO Simon Williams?
00:26:43Of course not.
00:26:45Simon Williams is a very common name.
00:26:48Why?
00:26:49Because Simon Williams is super elusive.
00:26:51There are barely any photos of him on the internet.
00:26:54I think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
00:26:58He's just a regular software engineer.
00:27:00I'm sure he makes plenty of money with that job, but he's no billionaire.
00:27:06Yeah, I guess you're right. That would be insane.
00:27:10I wish.
00:27:11Okay, next question.
00:27:13Is he hot?
00:27:15Major eye candy.
00:27:17You'll see when you meet him at the wedding.
00:27:19The wedding.
00:27:21Should we cheer?
00:27:22Yes, let's do it.
00:27:29Let's take a look.
00:27:31That is so cute.
00:27:32So cute.
00:27:33Again, again.
00:27:34Okay.
00:27:40You may take as many pictures of yourself as you wish,
00:27:44but do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:48Is that clear?
00:27:52But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:57Just give me a second.
00:28:06Hi.
00:28:07You must be Simon's grandmother.
00:28:09It's very nice to meet you.
00:28:11Let's cut the crap.
00:28:14I've seen hundreds of girls like you,
00:28:16and when this fake marriage fiasco is over,
00:28:19you'll be getting a divorce.
00:28:21Immediately.
00:28:23That was the agreement.
00:28:25Of course.
00:28:26If James' recovery goes without a hitch,
00:28:29we might think of giving you a little bit more.
00:28:32But don't even think about asking for anything extra.
00:28:36So you think I'm a gold digger?
00:28:39That couldn't be anything further from the truth.
00:28:42I came to this country when I was 21,
00:28:44all by myself, on a work visa.
00:28:46And if my work visa wasn't expiring,
00:28:48I wouldn't even think to marry a stranger.
00:28:51So yes, I may be a poor, working-class immigrant,
00:28:55but you cannot look down on my character.
00:28:58I am not a gold digger.
00:29:00Of course not.
00:29:03Grandma, could you not scare my bride away?
00:29:07She's very hard to find.
00:29:10I'm sorry about my grandmother.
00:29:11Simon!
00:29:12It's okay. I understand.
00:29:15She's a little senile.
00:29:24Shall we?
00:29:25Let's go.
00:29:32Thank you, right there.
00:29:34Oh, I love it.
00:29:35Yes.
00:29:36Yes.
00:29:37Uh-huh.
00:29:41Please, perfect.
00:29:42Can you get this real quick?
00:29:43Yeah.
00:29:46Uh-huh.
00:29:48Perfect.
00:29:52All right.
00:29:53Now, bride, can you lift your chin up for me just a little bit?
00:29:56Thank you, right there.
00:29:57Okay.
00:29:58I'm gonna need you to smile for the camera.
00:30:02Not for me, but for the immigration officer.
00:30:05And it looks like you love me.
00:30:07Okay.
00:30:08Now, how about a kiss for the camera, huh?
00:30:11What?
00:30:14I think he's right.
00:30:17How's a wedding photo gonna be complete without a kiss?
00:30:41Ugh.
00:30:42Man, I am so tired.
00:30:47Who would have thought even a small wedding would be so much work?
00:30:52Did you get enough photos?
00:30:54Oh, yeah.
00:30:57Teresa took some, and your photographer was fantastic.
00:31:01He made us look super legit.
00:31:02Whoa, just legit?
00:31:04We look cute in these.
00:31:06Okay, cute and legit.
00:31:10Oh, and your grandmother told me not to post anything on social media.
00:31:14Why is that?
00:31:16Yeah, it's because we're just a private family.
00:31:23Hey, listen, I completely understand that you need to make this look legit.
00:31:27I'll just make a new Instagram and call it Lizzie and Simon,
00:31:31and I'll post other photos there.
00:31:33Don't worry, I'll make it private,
00:31:35but it's for the immigration officer.
00:31:38That sounds good.
00:31:39Okay.
00:31:52Dr. Walker?
00:31:54Hey, slow down. Is everything okay?
00:31:59Hey, slow down. Is everything okay?
00:32:03Okay, we'll be right there.
00:32:09Doctor?
00:32:11Something urgent has come up.
00:32:12We need to go into surgery right now.
00:32:13Follow me.
00:32:15Please, keep going, Dr. Kenneth.
00:32:18Please try his receptionist and his wife.
00:32:21I'll apply a local anesthetic,
00:32:23but since this was sold last second,
00:32:25my anesthesiologist can't be here.
00:32:28Miss Madison, please lay down on your side
00:32:31and tuck your knees to your stomach.
00:32:39You're so brave. Thank you so much.
00:32:53You'll feel sharp pain when the needle goes in.
00:32:55Hey, you're not helping.
00:33:03Here we go.
00:33:08I have to pull through for Simon.
00:33:18I am so sorry.
00:33:39Leslie?
00:33:41Leslie!
00:33:48Hey.
00:33:52You're awake.
00:33:56Well, I had a dream.
00:33:59I had a dream.
00:34:01I had a dream.
00:34:03I had a dream.
00:34:05I had a dream.
00:34:07Whoa, hey, how do you feel?
00:34:13My back kind of hurts,
00:34:15but other than that, I feel fine.
00:34:19What happened?
00:34:20You passed out.
00:34:23But the doctor said you're going to be fine.
00:34:26Okay.
00:34:28What about your brother?
00:34:29Is everything okay?
00:34:32The bone marrow transfusion
00:34:34has been a success.
00:34:37Okay.
00:34:44All thanks to you.
00:34:52All thanks to you.
00:35:07Okay.
00:35:12I'm hungry.
00:35:15I'm sorry, I didn't think of that.
00:35:18Do you want something to eat?
00:35:20Maybe just a bag of fries.
00:35:24No, I think you need something more nutritional than that.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:28Just lay down, I'll be right back.
00:35:29Okay.
00:35:30Okay.
00:35:37Ted.
00:35:40I need to make some reservations at Epic.
00:35:48Yes, clear the restaurant.
00:35:51All right, thank you.
00:36:07Cheers.
00:36:18Oh, I'm so full.
00:36:21This is the best meal I've ever had.
00:36:23You should try my cooking, I'm an excellent chef.
00:36:25Really, no?
00:36:27You don't seem like the type.
00:36:28Well, there's a lot you don't know about me.
00:36:31Wife.
00:36:33You know, it's so strange.
00:36:37There's no one in here tonight.
00:36:39I thought this place was famous
00:36:41and the reservations were hard to come by.
00:36:43Well, it just so happens I'm a friend of the chef
00:36:45and he owed me a favor, so here we are.
00:36:49Good job, Mr. Williams.
00:36:51Well, glad you like it, Mrs. Williams.
00:36:55That is still so strange to hear.
00:36:58Oh yeah, that reminds me.
00:37:00My friend told me earlier that
00:37:02you happen to have the same name as this
00:37:05billionaire CEO, Simon Williams.
00:37:11Just so we're on the same page.
00:37:13That isn't you, is it?
00:37:16Well, Leslie at.
00:37:17What do you mean you're closed?
00:37:18Yeah, there's literally two people sitting right there.
00:37:21Sorry, but what's with the private dining?
00:37:22Yeah, private dining, my ass.
00:37:27Wait, Leslie?
00:37:31Wow.
00:37:33Look at you, Leslie.
00:37:36Looks like you snagged yourself a rich guy.
00:37:38I mean, I always knew you were after my money.
00:37:40I am so sorry, Mrs. Williams,
00:37:42for the disturbance.
00:37:44Oh, this is your ex-girlfriend.
00:37:47Yeah, Sarah.
00:37:49Me, Leslie, my loser ex.
00:37:51I mean, I'm so sorry.
00:37:53I'm so sorry.
00:37:54I'm so sorry.
00:37:55I'm so sorry.
00:37:56I'm so sorry.
00:37:57I'm so sorry.
00:37:58Leslie, my loser ex.
00:37:59I mean, she clearly cheated on me with this dude.
00:38:04Who are you to judge me and call me a cheater?
00:38:09Simon, let's go.
00:38:11I would leave her if I was you.
00:38:13She's a skank.
00:38:14She's probably just trying to use you.
00:38:20What the fuck, you psycho?
00:38:22I'm gonna sue you.
00:38:23Baby, are you okay?
00:38:24No one calls my wife a skank.
00:38:28Make sure they're blacklisted.
00:38:29I want to hear them again.
00:38:42Thank you for what you did back there.
00:38:46But don't get yourself into trouble.
00:38:49Violence is not the answer.
00:38:51Well, of course it's not the answer, but...
00:38:55It is the solution.
00:38:59You want to talk about it?
00:39:01What's there to talk about?
00:39:04I basically saw everything.
00:39:07He was my boyfriend of two years.
00:39:10We even got engaged.
00:39:13I asked him to help me and marry me.
00:39:16Instead, he dumped me and got somebody better.
00:39:20Like Sarah.
00:39:21He doesn't deserve you.
00:39:24I just never want to be in that situation again.
00:39:28Begging someone to help me.
00:39:30Feeling so powerless.
00:39:32I want my fate to lie in my own hands.
00:39:39I know exactly what you mean.
00:39:47James plays piano.
00:39:53I felt so powerless when he got sick.
00:39:56I can't do anything.
00:39:59The doctor showed me your photo.
00:40:02I had hope again.
00:40:26James plays piano.
00:40:42I'm sorry.
00:40:44I didn't mean to wake you.
00:40:45Morning.
00:40:47Would you like breakfast in bed?
00:40:49Are you offering me breakfast?
00:40:53I told you, I'm a fantastic chef.
00:40:55Plus, it gives me a chance to show off my cooking skills.
00:40:58Well, I'm quite the chef myself.
00:41:01Oh, well, a competition then.
00:41:05Oh, you're wrong.
00:41:06Oh, you got something right here.
00:41:11It's like I'm walking to the finish line, finish line.
00:41:15I need some faith to take me home.
00:41:19James plays piano.
00:41:29This is the moment of truth.
00:41:31I try yours and you try mine.
00:41:34Here we go.
00:41:37Here we go.
00:41:49How is it?
00:41:54Hey, come on.
00:41:56I'm just kidding, it's delicious.
00:42:00It's actually really good.
00:42:14Was it good?
00:42:15Mm-hmm.
00:42:16Let me try.
00:42:18Okay.
00:42:29Yummy.
00:42:31That's weird.
00:42:37What?
00:42:40I got a meeting, I gotta go to the office.
00:42:42Do you have any plans?
00:42:44It's already Monday?
00:42:45I haven't interviewed you, I gotta go.
00:42:47Oh, hey, listen, I can give you a ride.
00:42:54Darling, you're back.
00:42:56How wonderful.
00:42:59You look beautiful, Francesca.
00:43:01Oh, sweetheart, you're a doll.
00:43:03Come, let's have some tea.
00:43:04Okay.
00:43:05I'm so glad that you're back.
00:43:06I know, I missed you.
00:43:08Sit down, darling.
00:43:09So nice to see you.
00:43:10By the way, Francesca, I got these supplements from Switzerland.
00:43:14They're great for your health.
00:43:16Oh, darling, that's so kind of you.
00:43:18But you don't need to bring us anything.
00:43:20You're practically family.
00:43:23That's the thing, Francesca.
00:43:26I don't think Simon will marry me.
00:43:28Of course he's going to marry you.
00:43:30We've been talking about this wedding for years.
00:43:33And who else could run with my Simon except you?
00:43:38But I've done everything I can, Francesca.
00:43:42I make the time to see him, he says no.
00:43:45I'm just a little preoccupied at the moment.
00:43:47Preoccupied? With what?
00:43:52Francesca, I don't think I can do this.
00:43:54If Simon doesn't want me, I don't...
00:43:56Mia, he...
00:43:59I'm going to tell you something.
00:44:02But you have to promise me you will not tell anyone else.
00:44:06Of course.
00:44:07You have my word.
00:44:16Just my luck.
00:44:21Sarah, meet Leslie, my loser ex.
00:44:26Sit down, Miss Madison.
00:44:28This is a professional setting.
00:44:30You're just going to walk out of an interview?
00:44:39When I saw your resume, I almost laughed.
00:44:43I thought I just had to interview you.
00:44:49So, Miss Madison, tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:44:56Miss Madison, tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:45:02I was laid off because the company decided to outsource the whole department.
00:45:07I wasn't fired.
00:45:09I know so many people just like you, Miss Madison.
00:45:11They always blame their problems on others.
00:45:13They never take responsibility for themselves.
00:45:16There's actually a word for that.
00:45:18It's spelled L-O-S-E-R.
00:45:23Loser.
00:45:24Thank you for interviewing me.
00:45:26You're very professional.
00:45:30The boss should be proud.
00:45:33Hey, it's me.
00:45:35So, there's this girl named Leslie Madison.
00:45:39Get the word out to all our HR friends.
00:45:41She slept with her boss at her previous job.
00:45:45And that's why she got fired.
00:45:52What does that deliciousness of that pizza look like?
00:45:55I don't know.
00:45:58What is that deliciousness I smell?
00:46:00I smell it all the way down from the driveway.
00:46:02I'm glad you're home.
00:46:04Dinner is ready.
00:46:05I can't tell you how strange it is to come to a warm house
00:46:08and not already have dinner on the table.
00:46:10You're incredible.
00:46:11Where do you usually come home to?
00:46:28Usually darkness.
00:46:32Well, you have me now.
00:46:34And this is the least I could do to repay you.
00:46:38Oh, and I'm going to pay you back as soon as I get a job.
00:46:43How's it going, by the way?
00:46:44The job interview?
00:46:45Don't remind me.
00:46:47It was the worst.
00:46:50But I'm glad you're here.
00:46:52I'm glad you're here.
00:46:54It was the worst.
00:46:56But it's okay.
00:46:58I have a bunch of other interviews lined up, so it's going to be fine.
00:47:01No, I love a good story.
00:47:04Okay, so remember that girl, Sarah?
00:47:07Shut up.
00:47:09She was just like, oh yeah, I'm going to get you.
00:47:12I'm going to make sure that you're not getting this job.
00:47:25Hi.
00:47:27I'm Leslie Madison. I'm here for an interview.
00:47:29Let me check.
00:47:33Oh, Leslie, I'm so sorry.
00:47:36Your interview has been cancelled.
00:47:38What? Why?
00:47:40Um, that I do not know.
00:47:49Hi.
00:47:51This is Leslie Madison. I'm calling to confirm my interview for this afternoon.
00:47:59Cancelled.
00:48:01Right.
00:48:03Got it. Thanks.
00:48:12Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down there, bestie.
00:48:15What is going on?
00:48:17Something terrible is happening.
00:48:24So you're telling me that all your interviews were cancelled on you?
00:48:28Yup.
00:48:30And they were all like, you're not a suitable candidate anymore.
00:48:34Or some bullshit like, this position has already been filled.
00:48:38That is very weird.
00:48:40Right?
00:48:42That is very weird.
00:48:44Right? It's like somebody's trying to sabotage me.
00:48:48I have a friend of mine who's a headhunter.
00:48:50I'm going to text her and just see if she knows anything.
00:48:56Oh my lord.
00:48:58What?
00:49:00Okay, enough of that. I can't carry you home, sis.
00:49:04Look, there's a private Discord chat where all the HRs in the city post their shady candidates.
00:49:11And, um, you're on there.
00:49:16What?
00:49:20What the actual fuck? I can't believe this.
00:49:25Look, here, drink some water. You've had far too much alcohol.
00:49:30Here you go.
00:49:37I hate this.
00:49:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, nope, nope, nope.
00:49:44We are going to put you down and we are going to call your husband to come pick you up.
00:49:50I think you texted me his number.
00:49:52He's not even my husband. He's fake.
00:49:58Well, I don't know about that.
00:50:02Looks pretty real to me.
00:50:04Hey, I saw the way he looked at you.
00:50:06That boy is crazy about you.
00:50:11Yeah, boy.
00:50:14These numbers are all wrong.
00:50:19Ted, call a meeting with the data team right now.
00:50:22Yes, sir.
00:50:28Leslie, I'm going to be a little...
00:50:33I'll be there in ten minutes.
00:50:34Mr. Williams, the meeting.
00:50:36Cancel it, Tim.
00:50:39This is a changed man.
00:50:46Oh, hey.
00:50:49Hey.
00:50:50Thank you for calling. Is everything okay?
00:50:53It's barely six, why is she like this?
00:50:55Hey, come on. Hey, come on, we got to go.
00:50:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:00Can you help me, please?
00:51:01Yes.
00:51:02Alright, let's one, two, three.
00:51:04Come on, let's go.
00:51:07Oh, God, get your shoes.
00:51:09I told you, you're so cute.
00:51:11Alright, so this is what you're like when you're drunk.
00:51:13Give me a kiss.
00:51:14Okay, come on, come on, look, look.
00:51:16Whoa, whoa, okay, alright.
00:51:18Why don't you want to kiss me?
00:51:21Alright, watch your head there.
00:51:23Careful.
00:51:27Okay.
00:51:29Alright.
00:51:31Well, Tracy, do you need a ride?
00:51:33Oh, no, I'll just walk. I'm too close.
00:51:36Okay.
00:51:38Well, can you let me know what's going on?
00:51:42Oh, boy.
00:51:45There's a rumor going around about Leslie,
00:51:48that it could not be further from the truth.
00:51:52A rumor? What did it say?
00:51:54A rumor? What did it say?
00:52:02Hey, Ted, I'm going to send you a screenshot,
00:52:05show it to our HR, and ask her who's spreading that false information.
00:52:12Okay.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:34Simon.
00:52:35Yes?
00:52:36Let's drink some wine.
00:52:40How about maybe tomorrow?
00:52:42No, I want wine.
00:52:45No, no wine.
00:52:47Please?
00:52:48No!
00:52:49I want wine!
00:52:50No!
00:52:52How about we make omelets?
00:52:53I tell you what, how about a cooking competition?
00:52:56Okay, alright.
00:52:57Why are you hiding the wine from me?
00:52:59I didn't hide the wine from you.
00:53:01I think you drank all of it.
00:53:03Don't you want to still have fun?
00:53:17Put this on.
00:53:23Don't tell me what to do.
00:53:32I don't want to be here.
00:53:36I'm sorry.
00:53:37I don't want to be here.
00:53:42I'm sorry.
00:53:44I'm sorry.
00:53:46I'm sorry.
00:53:49I'm sorry.
00:53:51I'm sorry.
00:53:53No touch.
00:54:00Um, Leslie?
00:54:04Hey, wake up.
00:54:08Leslie?
00:54:10Leslie?
00:54:12Leslie?
00:54:14Leslie?
00:54:16Leslie?
00:54:18Leslie?
00:54:20Leslie?
00:54:22Leslie?
00:54:26Leslie?
00:54:28Leslie?
00:54:30Leslie?
00:54:32Leslie?
00:54:34Leslie?
00:54:36Leslie?
00:54:38Leslie?
00:54:40Leslie?
00:54:42Leslie?
00:54:44Leslie?
00:54:46Leslie?
00:54:48Leslie?
00:54:50Leslie?
00:54:52Leslie?
00:54:55Leslie, where are you?
00:54:57Leslie?
00:55:03Leslie?
00:55:09Leslie?
00:55:19You're naked!
00:55:26Do you remember what you did last night?
00:55:32What did I do?
00:55:34Please don't be embarrassing.
00:55:38Maybe I'm your little reminder.
00:55:50Hey, why don't you tell me you're having trouble finding work?
00:55:53How did you know about that?
00:55:55Theresa told me.
00:55:59Oh, um, I didn't want to bother you.
00:56:03I'll figure it out.
00:56:05Leslie, you know you can rely on me.
00:56:09I'm your husband.
00:56:11Fake husband.
00:56:13Fake husband.
00:56:18Leslie, it doesn't have to be like that.
00:56:23What do you mean?
00:56:26I've fallen for you.
00:56:30Do you have feelings for me too?
00:56:33Of course I do, but what are you saying?
00:56:36That we just not get divorced when our agreement is up?
00:56:40No, no, what I'm saying is give us a shot.
00:56:42Okay.
00:56:46Okay.
00:57:00So you're saying that the rumor came from someone from social media.
00:57:03Do you have a name?
00:57:05Just a first name. Sarah. I'm still looking into it.
00:57:08Sarah.
00:57:09Instead, he talked to me.
00:57:11And got somebody better.
00:57:14Like Sarah.
00:57:16Sarah. I know exactly who that is.
00:57:20Looks like I'm going to pay a visit to Central Media.
00:57:22Oh, and Ted.
00:57:24I know who Leslie's ex-boyfriend is.
00:57:26I think a few people are going to lose their job today.
00:57:28Wait, Mr. Williams, what about your meetings today?
00:57:31Cancel them.
00:57:35What am I, a detective now?
00:57:40Everyone, look busy.
00:57:42We've got an important guest coming.
00:57:44Chop, chop.
00:57:46What's up with her?
00:57:48I just got a call from T6 corporate office.
00:57:50Their CEO, Simon Williams, is coming.
00:57:53Right now.
00:57:55Whoa, T6 CEO.
00:57:57That's a huge potential client.
00:58:05Mr. Williams, what brings you in today?
00:58:07Two things.
00:58:09I know that Central Media is looking for investors.
00:58:11I would love to make a proposal.
00:58:13And the second thing?
00:58:15I need you to fire someone.
00:58:23Mr. Williams,
00:58:25I apologize
00:58:27for something like this to happen in my company.
00:58:30That employee will be dealt with promptly.
00:58:33I look forward to doing business together.
00:58:34I look forward to doing business together.
00:58:45Hi, Leslie Madison speaking.
00:58:50Thank you so much.
00:58:52Okay.
00:58:56I got hired.
00:58:59I got hired!
00:59:02Fiona, you wanted to see me?
00:59:04Come in.
00:59:10Sarah,
00:59:12you've been working for me for three years, haven't you?
00:59:15Yes, ma'am. Three years on the dot.
00:59:17Then I just have to say,
00:59:19I am disappointed in you.
00:59:22I am disappointed in you.
00:59:25And I'm disappointed in myself
00:59:27for my misjudgment of character.
00:59:30Fiona, I don't understand.
00:59:31I will not tolerate slandering in this company!
00:59:35Spreading false rumors about other women
00:59:37so they can't get hired?
00:59:39I...
00:59:41Sarah!
00:59:43Pack your shit up!
00:59:45You're fired!
00:59:47Fiona, please give me another chance!
00:59:49I'll do better, I promise!
00:59:51I can't lose my job!
00:59:53Even if I wanted to give you a second chance,
00:59:55I can't.
00:59:57Why?
00:59:59Because you pissed off the most powerful man
01:00:01in this city.
01:00:03Who?
01:00:05Who? You don't know.
01:00:07CEO of T6.
01:00:09Simon Williams.
01:00:11That woman that you slandered?
01:00:13That was his wife.
01:00:16You should just be lucky
01:00:18they are not pressing charges.
01:00:20I am breaking up with you.
01:00:22What?
01:00:24What do you mean, baby? Why?
01:00:26I got fired!
01:00:28Wait, wait, I did too.
01:00:30And it was for no reason.
01:00:32No reason?
01:00:34Of course there's a reason, you dumbass!
01:00:36She's married to T6 Group's CEO,
01:00:38Simon Williams.
01:00:40It's something you should have told me about!
01:00:42I'm sorry.
01:00:44I'm sorry.
01:00:46I'm sorry.
01:00:47It's something you should have told me about!
01:00:49Wait, that's impossible!
01:00:52Sarah! Sarah, wait!
01:00:54What are you doing?
01:00:56Really?
01:00:58Fuck you, David!
01:01:00You ruined my life.
01:01:02I hope you die in a ditch!
01:01:04Sarah! Sarah, wait!
01:01:14This looks great.
01:01:15What's the occasion?
01:01:17So, remember that Sarah girl
01:01:19who was giving me a really hard time at the interview?
01:01:21Yes, I recall.
01:01:23So, the company, Century Media,
01:01:25they actually hired me.
01:01:27And then when I asked about Sarah,
01:01:29they said she's no longer working there.
01:01:31Also, a bunch of other companies
01:01:33have been calling me back to interview me again.
01:01:35It's like, bam!
01:01:37Suddenly my life is just spiraling uphill.
01:01:39So, tonight, dinner is on me.
01:01:42I'm really happy for you.
01:01:47I have a new job,
01:01:49filed for a green card.
01:01:51Life is just so, so good.
01:01:54I feel like you're my lucky star.
01:01:59Leslie,
01:02:01I think we should take our relationship public.
01:02:04What do you mean?
01:02:06Everyone around me knows about us,
01:02:08and your family knows about us.
01:02:10The thing is,
01:02:11I have to have a whole press conference.
01:02:13It's this whole family thing.
01:02:15Simon!
01:02:17So, this is your fake wife?
01:02:23So, this is your fake wife?
01:02:26Simon?
01:02:28Who's this?
01:02:30I'm Mia White, his fiancé.
01:02:32She's not my fiancé.
01:02:34It's just a family thing.
01:02:36Listen, I was going to explain everything to you.
01:02:38I have no intention of being with her.
01:02:39But you have to admit,
01:02:41I'm the only one your family or the press would approve.
01:02:44We belong in the same world, Simon.
01:02:47Not this immigrant trash
01:02:49you're only using to save your brother's life.
01:02:51Immigrant trash?
01:02:53You rude bitch.
01:02:57White,
01:02:59you told her?
01:03:02No, I have no...
01:03:04Mia, I need you to leave.
01:03:06I'm warning you.
01:03:07No, don't go anywhere.
01:03:10I want to know exactly what's going on.
01:03:17Why are you both talking about the press today?
01:03:20What's going on?
01:03:22What are you hiding from me, Simon?
01:03:25You still don't know?
01:03:27Simon Williams,
01:03:29the man you have no business marrying,
01:03:31is CEO of T6 Group,
01:03:33multi-billionaire,
01:03:35richest man in the world,
01:03:37generational wealth.
01:03:39Should I go on?
01:03:42Is that all true?
01:03:46It's still me.
01:03:49Nothing's changed, I was going to tell you today.
01:03:51Everything has changed.
01:03:53You lied to me.
01:03:55Leslie, let's just talk about this when we get home, okay?
01:03:57You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:01You're not one of us.
01:04:04What do you bring to the table?
01:04:05Mia, shut the fuck up.
01:04:07I'm going to do it for you.
01:04:09Leslie, wait.
01:04:11Leslie, please stop.
01:04:13Look what you did.
01:04:15Simon, wait.
01:04:17Leslie!
01:04:24You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:27You don't really bring anything to the table.
01:04:30Leslie, wait, please.
01:04:32Let me explain.
01:04:33Explain what, Simon?
01:04:35Explain why you lied to me?
01:04:37Explain that you have a fiance and you still married me?
01:04:40None of that matters.
01:04:42If it doesn't matter, why are you mad?
01:04:44I'm not upset, I'm hurt.
01:04:47How could you hurt me like this?
01:04:49You made me fall in love with you just to shatter my dream.
01:04:52When you told me to give us a chance,
01:04:54I really thought about it.
01:04:56I really thought that we could be together.
01:04:58Why not?
01:05:00I mean...
01:05:03Nothing has changed, Leslie.
01:05:05Look at me. I love you.
01:05:07Then why did you tell me you rented that place?
01:05:09Did you even live there before?
01:05:11Why did you switch out your car?
01:05:13I'll tell you why, Simon.
01:05:15Because deep down in your heart,
01:05:17you believe what Mia said.
01:05:19And we aren't from the same world.
01:05:21A girl like me can't date a guy like you.
01:05:25Don't follow me. Leave.
01:05:34Oh, Leslie. What's happened?
01:05:41What? What?
01:05:50God, you really are a loser.
01:05:52Here, have some tea.
01:05:56It's just a break up. It's not that big a deal.
01:05:59We'll get over it.
01:06:00It's just a break up. It's not that big a deal.
01:06:03Men are stupid anyways.
01:06:06Yeah, you could say that again.
01:06:08So what's your next step?
01:06:10I think I'm going to go back to my country.
01:06:12I want to go home. I'm tired.
01:06:14Really? You're going to give up on your American dream?
01:06:19My American dream is dead holy.
01:06:22That's a crock of bull.
01:06:24Listen to me, Leslie.
01:06:26Yeah, that Simon guy is kinda hot.
01:06:28And yeah, he's really rich.
01:06:30But he's not that special.
01:06:32At the end of the day, he's just a dude with a ball sack between two legs.
01:06:35You know how many men there are in this world?
01:06:38Four billion.
01:06:40Get over it.
01:06:42And don't let anyone stop you from living your dream.
01:06:52If you decide to go public with this, I will kill myself.
01:07:01Hello.
01:07:07Hello, and thank you for coming on such short notice.
01:07:11I have called this press conference because I would like the general public and all of the T6 shareholders to know two things.
01:07:17Number one, T6 will not be completing the merger with the white group for the foreseeable future.
01:07:26What about your engagement with Mia White?
01:07:27I would like to keep my personal life private.
01:07:30And that leads me to the second thing I would like to let the public know.
01:07:33I, Simon Williams, am proudly married to a foreign national.
01:07:37Now, I understand that T6 has sensitive contracts with the government involving national security.
01:07:43But rest assured, she is a normal civilian.
01:07:47In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:07:52And I love her very much.
01:07:53And I love her very much.
01:07:55Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:02No further questions. I need to go see my wife.
01:08:09I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:12I love her very much.
01:08:14Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:17How can you embarrass me like this, Simon?
01:08:20Hello, is this ICE?
01:08:23Great. I'd like to report a case for green card fraud.
01:08:28In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:33I love her very much.
01:08:35Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:41I will not be taking any more questions.
01:08:43Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:49I will not be taking any further questions.
01:08:51Holy shit! Did you hear that, Marie?
01:08:54Bro, you married the Simon Williams and you let him get away?
01:09:08Tell me that Leslie's here.
01:09:10Leslie, I'm so sorry.
01:09:13Deep down inside, I think I was afraid to tell you because
01:09:18I enjoyed the time I got to spend with you.
01:09:21As Simon. Not Simon Williams, CEO of T6.
01:09:28Just a normal guy, Simon.
01:09:30Who likes to cook and eat.
01:09:33And who's goofy in selfies and likes to cuddle in bed.
01:09:38But I only am that version when I'm with you.
01:09:44What are you saying, Simon?
01:09:46That you like to play pretend with me?
01:09:48No, Leslie. What I'm saying is
01:09:51I can finally be myself when I'm with you.
01:09:54I have never loved a woman as much as I've loved you.
01:09:59But what about your family?
01:10:01Your grandmother hates me.
01:10:03Well, that took some persuading.
01:10:07Maybe a threat.
01:10:09But she approves of you.
01:10:11And she even gave something to me to give to you.
01:10:21Leslie, when I'm asking you this,
01:10:24will you marry me again?
01:10:27For real this time.
01:10:29If you don't marry him, I will.
01:10:32Just so you know, this is going on TikTok.
01:10:34Hell, I'll marry him.
01:10:37The answer is yes.
01:10:40Yes.
01:10:48I didn't think I would be in your wedding twice.
01:10:52If there's a third one, you're going to have to start paying me.
01:10:56Well, James has finally recovered, so
01:11:01he didn't get to be in the first one.
01:11:03We wanted to do a second one so that he could be in it.
01:11:11You look so beautiful.
01:11:14Hi, James.
01:11:16Hi, Grandma.
01:11:18You are looking better every day.
01:11:20All thanks to you. Thank you.
01:11:23I'd like a few moments alone with the bride, please.
01:11:26Major deja vu moment.
01:11:32Well, I may never know what Simon sees in you,
01:11:38but I've never seen him happier.
01:11:40You're a good one, so thank you.
01:11:43And welcome to the family, Leslie.
01:11:49You know, I've asked him plenty of times,
01:11:53but I can never get a straight answer out of him.
01:11:56How did he manage to get you to agree?
01:12:02You know, I've asked him plenty of times,
01:12:06but I can never get a straight answer out of him.
01:12:08How did he manage to get you to agree?
01:12:13He threatened me.
01:12:15He told me he couldn't get it up with anyone but you,
01:12:18and that if I wanted great-grandchildren,
01:12:21he would have to be with you.
01:12:23He also said that he promised me five great-grandbabies.
01:12:28Five?
01:12:30I didn't agree to that.
01:12:32Well, that was the deal.
01:12:34And I know you're going to honor it.
01:12:38Okay.
01:12:52Amen.
01:12:54You may now kiss the bride.
01:13:04Amen.
01:13:06You may now kiss the bride.
01:13:08Amen.
01:13:17I love you, wife.
01:13:19I love you, husband.
01:13:21Give me your bouquet.
01:13:23I need it. I need to get married next.
01:13:25She's still in college.
01:13:27When are you even going to marry?
01:13:29You'll see.
01:13:35Hey.
01:13:36Orange juice.
01:13:38So, are you single?
01:13:40Yes.
01:13:42Can I be your girlfriend?
01:13:44I gotta go.
01:13:46Oh, I'll come with you.
01:13:48No worries at all.
01:13:51You know that I received a direct report that your marriage is fake, right?
01:13:55That's green card fraud.
01:13:57No, ma'am. I guarantee that we are very much in love.
01:13:59That's what they all say.
01:14:01How long have you two known each other?
01:14:03Two months.
01:14:05You expect me to believe that you met, fell in love, and got married all in two months?
01:14:11Well, Romeo and Juliet met, fell in love, and died all in three days,
01:14:16so I don't think time is a good measurement of love.
01:14:22I've been doing this for 20 years.
01:14:24I see right through you.
01:14:28All I can say is if you don't go out and get me some concrete evidence,
01:14:31then I'm going to deny your claim.
01:14:33Wait, wait. What is concrete evidence?
01:14:36Any children produced by the result of your marriage would be considered concrete evidence.
01:14:42Need any other hints?
01:14:47Well, looks like we're going to make some babies.
01:14:54Excuse me.