Emmy Award nominated American variety show. | dHNfTkRxZ3JaWnRMbkU
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00:00I'm not ready good girl Raquel you tell him you know they're always rushing me
00:23and I'm not ready either oh darn it there goes another nail I know what you
00:27mean I broke one yesterday are you about ready no my hair is a mess I've
00:32got a thing to wear I wouldn't be caught dead looking like this please ladies
00:37we've got to start oh there goes my eyelash I look so awful but you know
00:41what they're gonna bug us till we do it so let's just come out and do it oh well
00:45okay hmm you look pretty ready to me almost but after all I can wash out 44
01:00pairs of socks and have them hanging out on the line I can start an iron two
01:05dozen shirts before you can count from one to nine I can scoop up a great big
01:10dipper full of lard from the drippings can throw it in the skillet go out and do my
01:15shop and be back before it melts in the pan
01:25I'll say it again I can rub and scrub this house till it's shining just like a
01:32dime feed the baby grease the car and powder my face at the same time I get
01:40all dressed up go out and swing till 4 a.m. and then lay down at 5 jump up at 6
01:46and start all over again
01:59if you come to me sickly you know that I'm gonna make you well if you come to
02:06me hexed up you know that I'm gonna break that spell if you come to me
02:11hungry you know I'm gonna fill you full of grit if it's loving you're lacking I
02:16kiss you and give you the she
02:29I can stretch a greenback dollar bill from here to kingdom come
02:35I can play the numbers pay my bills and still end up with so I got a $20 gold
02:41piece says there ain't nothing I can't do I can make a dress out of a feedback
02:47and I can make a man
02:50Oh
02:56I'll say it again
03:08and that's all
03:20you