Samantha and Jay throw caution to the wind when they convert their recently inherited country estate into a bed-and-brea | dHNfMDMtLTNITTRZS2M
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00:00Oh, so we own this now?
00:02As I explained to your wife on the phone, her relative passed away and left her this
00:06estate.
00:07There are a limited number of buyers for property this size, right?
00:09So you have your bed and breakfast operators.
00:10What if we opened a bed and breakfast?
00:13Okay, this is huge.
00:15And it's all ours.
00:16Wow.
00:17New York is full of people.
00:19You're never alone.
00:21This must be the new folks that own the house.
00:24Cleansing the space?
00:25You light this stuff and it wards off evil spirits.
00:27What did she say?
00:28Does that work?
00:29It's actually delightful.
00:30Oh.
00:31That's divine.
00:32Reminds me of Torch Village.
00:33People, people, there's enough spirit repellent for all of us.
00:37We are ghosts while most spirits pass on to the afterlife.
00:40Oh, good for her.
00:42We dwell on.
00:43It's the summer of 98, Tara Reade's birthday.
00:46Who is Tara Reade?
00:47She was a movie star.
00:48It's all in the talk, sweetheart.
00:49What is a movie again?
00:50It's the play that they project on a screen.
00:52What is play?
00:53God, I hate being the most recently dead.
00:56This place is going to make an amazing hotel.
01:00Hotel is our worst nightmare.
01:01We'll be overrun.
01:02Move out of my dead body.
01:03I know.
01:04Why don't we just scare them away?
01:06We're ghosts.
01:07The line between the living and ourselves is one we should respect.
01:10Who are we to?
01:12Getting walked through.
01:13It's probably the worst pain I can think of.
01:15Let's haunt these bastards out of here.
01:20Okay.
01:21Thor is able to do that thing with the electrics.
01:25Come on.
01:26Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:27Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:28Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:29Oh.
01:30Isaac died of dysentery.
01:31That smells like a fart in the living walk through you.
01:33Ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:34Hey.
01:35Nice try, that was you.
01:36Trevor has to do his amazing thing.
01:37Ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:38Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:39Ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:40Ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:41Whoa, that's not good.
01:42Sam.
01:43Oh my god, Sam.
01:44While you were sleeping for two weeks...
01:45Coma.
01:46...coma, I was in a coma.
01:47I was in a coma.
01:48I was in a coma.
01:49I was in a coma.
01:50Ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:52While you were sleeping for two weeks...
01:53Coma.
01:54...coma, I had a contractor come in.
01:56You're dressed kind of nice for a construction worker.
01:58She talked to me.
01:59Good god.
02:00How are your hands?
02:01You know, I wasn't sure about it at first, but...
02:02What the hell?
02:03Who are you?
02:04What are you looking at?
02:05Ah.
02:06Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
02:07Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
02:08Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
02:09Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
02:10Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
02:11At least they left the light on.
02:12Ah.
02:13Ah.
02:14Damn it.