新春！爆笑ヒットパレード2025 2025年1月1日 新春！爆笑ヒットパレード2025 Part6
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00:00NEXT EPISODE
00:03What will be the next big event?
00:07From the contender to the M-1 finalist, it's going to be a great showdown!
00:12We'll also have a talk show to announce your personal goals!
00:18Let's start with this segment!
00:23Let's have a big round of applause for the Short Story Grand Prix!
00:30SHORT STORY GRAND PRIX
00:34This is the final segment of the Short Story Grand Prix.
00:39Various entertainers will present their stories,
00:42but only one of them will make it to the final round.
00:45The final round will decide how sharp the story will be.
00:49Mr. Kamaitani, how did you like the first half?
00:52JJJ won the first half.
00:55But it was fun.
00:56It was a short segment, but everyone laughed a lot.
01:00Everyone had fun.
01:02Are you ready for the second half?
01:09That was a realistic number.
01:12The finalists will be judged by Mr. Kamaitani.
01:17Mr. Kamaitani, please be the judge.
01:20First, let's take a look at the seven categories.
01:23Let's start with the Short Story Grand Prix!
01:33I'll be back after lunch.
01:39Eat up, Hato-chan!
01:42Don't fight!
01:45You're so cute, Hato-chan!
01:50Hello?
01:51Yes!
01:53Really?
01:55Okay, I'll be right there.
01:57Sorry, the situation has changed.
02:07That was good.
02:09I see.
02:12That was realistic.
02:14That was the strongest A.
02:16There were a few A's before that.
02:19That was the strongest A.
02:21Damn it!
02:25This is your grave!
02:27Eat this!
02:31What is this power?
02:33My body won't move!
02:37I won't move either.
02:39It's a waste of time!
02:44It's a waste of time.
02:47I haven't been able to watch Yumi no Tsukkomi lately.
02:49I haven't been able to watch Yumi no Tsukkomi lately.
02:52I haven't been able to watch Yumi no Tsukkomi lately.
02:54I haven't been able to watch Yumi no Tsukkomi lately.
02:57You can open your eyes.
02:59It's a birthday present!
03:02You!
03:04Thank you!
03:06Can I take a picture?
03:08I thought it would look good on you.
03:10The design here is cool.
03:13Sorry.
03:14But it's hard to find a size that fits you.
03:17I finally found this.
03:19It's nice, right?
03:21It's a shadow.
03:23You!
03:25You're Melchoridaski, right?
03:32Melchoridaski, right?
03:35It was Rainmans.
03:37The umbrella and Rainmans in the first half were the same person.
03:41It was a random American zombie.
03:44The sushi was good.
03:46Excuse me.
03:48Can I have the bill, please?
03:50I'll check the bill with this machine.
03:56Here's the bill. Thank you.
03:59The bill is wrong.
04:01It's wrong? I'm sorry.
04:03I'll check it again.
04:07Here's the bill.
04:09Is there a plate on your knee?
04:15It's nice, isn't it?
04:17It was a beautiful blow.
04:20That's why it was a bill.
04:23I see.
04:25I'm going to work at a maid cafe.
04:28So I'm going to practice working at a maid cafe.
04:32Can you work as a maid, too?
04:34Yes.
04:36Welcome, sir.
04:38Omelet rice, right?
04:40Yes.
04:42Here's your omelet rice.
04:44Here's your omelet rice.
04:54Koshien?
04:55Koshien!
05:13Here's your water.
05:17It's a nice cafe, isn't it?
05:19Yes, it is. We've been open for 80 years.
05:22What would you like?
05:23I'd like a bottle of beer and an A set.
05:25Sure.
05:27A bottle of beer and an A set.
05:29I'm looking forward to it.
05:31Welcome, sir.
05:33It's crowded here.
05:35Here's your bottle of beer.
05:40It's a nice cafe, isn't it?
05:43Yes, it is.
05:45Next, here's your omelet rice.
05:50It's nice.
05:51Isn't it?
05:53It's really good.
05:55I'm particular about seasoning.
05:57Welcome, sir.
05:59I'm going to open now.
06:01I'm going to pay now.
06:03I'll wait for your ramen at the end.
06:05Taisho Hall?
06:08Double Gucci.
06:13I wonder if he's listening to the original song.
06:16Why was it white?
06:18Why was it white?
06:19Why was it white?
06:25I'll wait for you.
06:28Sorry, I'm late.
06:30Don't be silly. You're late.
06:33I'm really sorry.
06:35What time do you think it is?
06:38Probably 2 o'clock?
06:40That's what Detective Nicholas said.
06:49Now, we've seen all 7 groups.
06:52Mr. Kamaita, what did you think?
06:54I thought it was an intonation I've heard somewhere, but it was Detective Nicholas.
06:58Probably 2 o'clock.
07:00I want to use the pride of a manzai artist to stand up three times.
07:04I didn't stand up my legs and waist at all.
07:07Those two are unexpectedly the ones who want to stand up.
07:10Mr. Genki Kiyoshi's legs and waist.
07:12His clothes are the same as usual, so I don't know what he's doing.
07:16He said he was practicing.
07:17He said he was practicing.
07:21The last three groups are from Yoshimoto Makuhari Iyonmoru Theater.
07:25It's the middle of the show.
07:28It's a live performance.
07:30What do you mean?
07:32Yoshimoto's theater is embarrassing.
07:36It's a live performance, so I'd like you to feel the atmosphere.
07:44Let's start with GERARDON.
07:48GERARDON
07:54I'm sorry, but I'm a parent.
07:57I've got a complaint from the audience.
08:02Oh, really?
08:04I thought you might have bought a pet.
08:07No, I didn't.
08:09I've heard from the audience that you might have bought a pet.
08:14I'm sorry, but can you come out for a moment?
08:17I'm sorry, but can you come out for a moment?
08:19I'm sure you bought a crocodile.
08:24How is it?
08:26I'm sure you bought a crocodile.
08:28That's the power of Makuhari.
08:31That's the power of Makuhari.
08:33That's the power of Makuhari.
08:35I've received the position of Makuhari.
08:37I didn't hear the audience's voice.
08:39There's no audience.
08:41What are you doing?
08:43I'm doing it without an audience.
08:44I'm doing it without an audience.
08:47The audience is desperately holding back because it's on TV.
08:50There's no need to hold back.
08:52Let's move on.
08:54Next is SUEI HIROGARIZU.
08:56SUEI HIROGARIZU
08:59Entering the World Cup with children.
09:03Entering the World Cup with children.
09:14Entering the World Cup with children.
09:25Make sure you score a goal today.
09:27You're the one who's going to laugh.
09:29Entering the World Cup with children.
09:34I'm embarrassed.
09:36What are you embarrassed about?
09:38I'm embarrassed.
09:40That's great.
09:42That's great.
09:44That's great.
09:46No one could have imagined that he was going to laugh.
09:48I'm embarrassed.
09:50I'm embarrassed.
09:52That's impossible.
09:54There's no audience reaction.
09:56There's no audience.
09:58There's no reaction.
10:00The last is NANAMAKARI.
10:02NANAMAKARI
10:04Entering the World Cup with children.
10:07You!
10:09Won't you let me interview your butt?
10:12You're weird.
10:14When did you sit on the bench?
10:19I sat on the bench.
10:21I'm not asking you.
10:23I'm asking your butt.
10:25When did you sit on the side car?
10:27I've never sat on it.
10:29I'm not asking you.
10:31I'm asking your butt.
10:33His YouTube channel has 100,000 subscribers.
10:36That's not true.
10:38NANAMAKARI
10:40NANAMAKARI
10:42NANAMAKARI
10:44NANAMAKARI
10:46I'm sorry.
10:48I didn't explain the rules well.
10:50NANAMAKARI
10:52NANAMAKARI
10:54That's weird.
10:56I said at least three times.
10:58Three times?
11:00I'm sorry.
11:02NANAMAKARI
11:04Please put it down.
11:06We've seen all 10 groups.
11:08Let's review the one-hit words.
11:11The one-hit word is the one with 100,000 subscribers.
11:16Mayuri said,
11:18Isn't it bad to do it in a row?
11:20It's one of the groups with about 1,200 subscribers.
11:23Isn't it bad to do it in a row?
11:25He said,
11:27That's where it ends.
11:30It's one-hit.
11:32NANAMAKARI
11:34He's starting with a draw.
11:36He's trying to make a draw.
11:38He's trying to make a draw.
11:40He's trying to make a draw.
11:42I'd like to decide who the winner is from all 10 groups.
11:45Who is it?
11:47Have you decided?
11:49It's hard.
11:51I've decided.
11:53Let's go.
11:55The winner of the one-hit word is...
11:58GERARDON's ZETTAI WANI KATTERU YONE
12:07GERARDON
12:09Congratulations, GERARDON.
12:11What?
12:13The situation here was too quiet.
12:17Wait a minute.
12:19Congratulations.
12:21Thank you very much.
12:23GERARDON
12:28What?
12:35It's too quiet.
12:37What are you going to do?
12:39Suddenly, OKABE is...
12:41It's the first time I've ever been cool.
12:43Nice.
12:45It's a happy New Year.
12:47It's a happy New Year.
12:49Let's go.
12:51BAKUSHO HIT PARADE 2025
12:52Next, let's take a look at the stories of talented entertainers.
12:56Here we go.
13:01Hello.
13:06I love you all in 2025.
13:09I'm DOBROCK.
13:11Nice to meet you.
13:13It's the first episode of the new year.
13:16Today, I'm going to tell you the secret of my partner, MORI.
13:20I'd like you to listen to it.
13:23Please listen.
13:25Margarine.
13:39I'll tell you a secret.
13:43I'll tell you a secret.
13:47Don't say anything. Be quiet.
13:50It's a secret. Promise.
13:54I love you. Only.
13:58You have to understand. Lonely.
14:02I'll take off my pants. Speedy.
14:06I'm sorry if I surprised you.
14:09I'm sorry.
14:39I'm sorry.
14:41I'm sorry.
14:43I'm sorry.
14:45I'm sorry.
14:47I'm sorry.
14:49I'm sorry.
14:51I'm sorry.
14:53I'm sorry.
14:55I'm sorry.
14:57I'm sorry.
14:59I'm sorry.
15:01I'm sorry.
15:03I'm sorry.
15:05I'm sorry.
15:06Mar-Mar-Margarine.
15:08I'm Mar-Mar-Margarine.
15:10Mar-Mar-Margarine.
15:12I want you to believe me.
15:15The bucket is bent.
15:19But my feelings for you are straight.
15:25Because I'm left-handed.
15:27Margarine. Margarine.
15:29Margarine. Margarine.
15:31I'm always sideways.
15:34Margarine. Margarine.
15:36Because my feelings for you are straight.
15:42Margarine. Margarine.
15:44I'm always sideways.
15:46Margarine. Margarine.
15:48I'm always sideways.
15:50Mar-Mar-Margarine.
15:52I want you to believe me.
15:58Mar-Mar-Margarine.
16:00Ma-Ma-Margarine.
16:02Ma-Ma-Margarine.
16:04Ma-Ma-Margarine.
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