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00:00Can! Can! Can! Can! Can! Can! Can! Can!
00:04The first part of Koukyou Toku!
00:07Tonight, the 6 young talents gather in Nagoya!
00:14And the leaders of Tozai who bring out those talents are!
00:19Did you make a hagete?
00:20You idiot, what the hell are you saying?
00:22What do you mean Hagete?!
00:25Black Mayonnaise!
00:28Ogi, Neta, Teamwork
00:32This is a live comedy show
00:37Are you a real pervert?
00:40This is...
00:41Yee-haw!
00:48A comedy show
00:49A comedy section in Nagoya
00:51Tozai Wakate Battle
00:55Hello!
00:57Tokyo!
00:58Ryuichi Hosugi
00:59Evers
01:00Naiti Kei
01:01Yonezawa
01:04Osaka!
01:06Takashi Yoshida
01:07Hame Poster
01:08Harukaze
01:10Nice to meet you
01:12Nice to meet you
01:14We all wore the same clothes
01:16Are you kidding me?
01:19How can you sell your Tokyo Towers shirt?
01:22I'm the only one who has a back print
01:25That's great!
01:27You're the only one!
01:29I happened to have a back print
01:31And it's not officially closed
01:33What do you mean it's not officially closed?
01:37It's not fashionable
01:39It's officially closed
01:41It's officially closed
01:43Why are you two so far apart?
01:46Did you make a mistake?
01:49Stand in a line
01:56I went back to Japan
01:59What?
02:01What are you talking about?
02:04Black Mayonnaise is from the west
02:08We're from the east
02:10No, no, no
02:12I live in Tokyo
02:14Yoshida lives in Osaka
02:16Really?
02:17That's why I can't imagine a duo that can do this
02:21That's true
02:22The first battle is
02:26A quick Q&A with the topics that the guests have come up with
02:35The guests have come up with the topics
02:38And we're going to have a quick Q&A
02:40At that time, please tell us who you want us to answer
02:45If you're not chosen, you have 3 seconds to answer
02:483 seconds?
02:493 seconds
02:50It's almost 0
02:513 times
02:523 times
02:533 times
02:54Sorry, I said 3 times
02:553 times
02:56There are a lot of topics, so take your time
02:59Give a difficult topic to the other person
03:02There are good topics that I want to hear the answer to
03:08But it's better to give a difficult topic
03:11That's right
03:12To win
03:14Have you written the answer?
03:16Yes
03:17Please go ahead
03:19The answer is
03:22Nagamiden
03:23Is that okay?
03:24That's a difficult topic
03:26I'm going to give a difficult topic
03:28I see
03:29He's been tricked
03:313 seconds
03:32There are a lot of difficult topics
03:34Please announce the topic
03:38Please tell us the Christmas present
03:48A soft Nintendo Switch
03:52He got it!
04:00Why is it so soft?
04:03It's hard to move the stick
04:06It's hard to move
04:08It's like a vacuum cleaner
04:11Don't make the answer more difficult than the person
04:14Next
04:15It's a difficult topic
04:18I think it's a Naichinco galore
04:20Naichinco galore
04:22Yasu or Nakarti?
04:24Yasu
04:25Yasu
04:28Let's go
04:29It's okay
04:30Yasu
04:31What's wrong?
04:32He's full of confidence
04:33Please
04:36When an eel from the east and an eel from the west try to form an alliance
04:40What kind of eel is the new force?
04:48A moist eel?
04:53He got it!
04:55That's Nagamiden
04:57Thank you very much
05:01I'm sorry
05:02There's only one reason
05:04The eel is moist
05:09Let's move on to the second round
05:11That's right
05:12That's a tough question
05:15I don't know if it's okay to go easy on him
05:18He's trying to liven up the show
05:20What did Nakarti say?
05:21He said he's trying to liven up the show
05:25Nakarti said it out loud
05:26But he's serious
05:28He doesn't want to liven up the show
05:31It's easy
05:33Of course it's Nagoya's show
05:36What are you talking about?
05:38You have to liven up the show
05:43Why are you so good at writing?
05:46My grandma told me that I should write better
05:54Your grandma is too mean
05:56She's kind
05:57What kind of love is that?
05:59Dragon Sakura Grandma
06:02That's too secretive
06:03Dragon Sakura Grandma
06:04Dragon Sakura Grandma
06:10Who are you going to choose?
06:14Evers
06:15Machida
06:18That's too bad, he chose me
06:20I would've been stronger if he chose me
06:22You're lying
06:23I'm serious
06:25Evers, you're famous for writing 100% jokes
06:30Are you okay with that?
06:31Jokes are not jokes
06:35Jokes are Machida's
06:36It's Machida's joke
06:37Let's move on to Machida's question
06:39Please read it
06:42What do you think will happen at M-1 Grand Prix 2024?
06:47What do you think?
06:53Shinsuke Shimada will be on the stage
06:58That was funny but no
07:03It was funny
07:05Let me explain
07:06The audience didn't get it
07:08Why?
07:09I didn't know if he was a judge or a comedian
07:15I thought he was a judge
07:17I thought he was a judge
07:20I thought so too
07:21I thought he was a judge
07:22I thought he was a comedian
07:24It's okay, it's okay
07:27Can you give Machida another chance?
07:31One more time?
07:32It's the same question
07:33One more time
07:34No, no, no, I don't need it
07:37I don't need it
07:38I don't need it
07:39I don't need it
07:40He said he doesn't need it
07:42He's kind
07:43Please read the question
07:44One more time
07:45Machida, it's not like this
07:46Here we go
07:47What kind of eel did the new force use to steal the alliance?
07:59Makkori eel
08:01Correct
08:03He did it
08:05Nice, Machida
08:08Let's move on to Kou
08:10I know
08:12Let's move on to Showtime
08:14Showtime
08:16Hey, hey, hey
08:17I put my life on the line to stand out
08:24Let's move on to Tanaka Showtime
08:26Here is the question
08:28Weird old lady
08:31Correct
08:43Lick my finger
08:46Correct
08:52He's kind
08:53He's kind
08:55It was a difficult question, but he got it right, so it's okay
09:03If I do something weird, I'll be the one on the right
09:08It's the Hamadaka phenomenon
09:10It's the Hamadaka phenomenon
09:13I didn't say his name
09:15The new force won, so they get 10 points
09:22Hey, that's not what I said
09:25I didn't say that
09:26You didn't say that?
09:27I didn't say that
09:28You should have said that
09:31To be continued
09:34Next battle is...
09:38A joke battle
09:40The top batter is Seigen Fusuya
09:50Hello
09:52Hello
09:54Welcome
09:56Thank you
09:57Thank you
09:59We're going on a fun school trip
10:03Daiku no otchan
10:04Daiku no otchan
10:05Daiku no otchan
10:06Kugi wo utsu
10:07Kan, kan, kan, kan, kan, kan, kan
10:11Koukyoukyoku Daiku
10:16We're going on a school trip
10:19A school trip
10:20Can you be my classmate?
10:22Classmate
10:23Please
10:25We're going on a school trip
10:26I'm sleepy but I'm looking forward to it
10:29Tanaka
10:30Taniguchi
10:31Good morning
10:32Don't shake my hand
10:33I'm shaking my head
10:35It's rare
10:363, 2, 1
10:41Good morning
10:42You look energetic
10:43Well
10:44I didn't sleep at all last night
10:46Gross
10:48You couldn't sleep because you were nervous?
10:49That's right
10:50There's someone like that
10:51What?
10:52I'm going on a school trip
10:53I'm going to beat you up
10:55You're mean
10:563, 2, 1
11:01What are you doing?
11:02If you did that, I'd beat you up
11:04Really?
11:05The bus is here
11:06The bus is here
11:07Be careful. The bus is coming
11:08Dance! Dance! Dance!
11:14He's annoying
11:15The bus driver is here
11:16The bus driver
11:17Hello everyone
11:18I'm the bus driver, Reiko Nakajyo
11:21Yes!
11:51No, I'm not glaring at you.
11:53You're glaring at me, huh?
11:55Justin Bieber!
11:56Leonardo DiCaprio!
11:58Johnny Depp!
11:59Times zero is...
12:01Zero!
12:02Hey, stop that!
12:03Don't put zero on people.
12:05Sorry.
12:05Let's buy souvenirs.
12:06No souvenirs.
12:07Wow, a small sword like mine!
12:09It's a man's sword!
12:10Excuse me, can I have two 400,000 yen swords?
12:12Who's going to buy that?
12:13You don't even have 400,000 yen, do you?
12:15Can I borrow a card from my parents?
12:17Huh? A black card?
12:20Trump!
12:21President Trump!
12:23USA! USA!
12:26USAGI!
12:28Usagi!
12:29Usagi?
12:30USAGI, Usagi.
12:32This is our hotel.
12:34It's such a big hotel!
12:36You can even take a bath here.
12:38The food is delicious.
12:40We're trapped in the entrance!
12:43That was close.
12:45I thought I was going to die there.
12:46You're too short!
12:47Let's get ready to sleep.
12:49Taniguchi-san.
12:51Do you have a girlfriend?
12:52You don't have to say it, but Tanaka-kun is a bad guy.
12:54I'm not a bad guy. We're friends, right?
12:56Tell me!
12:57Tanaka-kun's mother.
12:58That's not true!
12:59Why?
13:00That's not true!
13:01You don't have a classmate?
13:03I don't have a classmate.
13:05Jason Poistisam!
13:06Brad Cockpit!
13:07Natalie Portraitman!
13:09Hiyakashi Hyuhyu Jackman!
13:10Odori Onarahepman!
13:12X100!
13:14Jason Poistisam!
13:15Natalie Portraitman!
13:16Odori Onarahepman!
13:17Jason Poistisam!
13:18Natalie Portraitman!
13:19Odori Onarahepman!
13:20Jason Poistisam!
13:21Natalie Portraitman!
13:22I'm dead!
13:24You're all just Brad Cockpit!
13:27Do the rest.
13:28I'm going to sleep.
13:29Okay.
13:30Here's my bed!
13:31Here's my bed!
13:32Here, it's like a key chain!
13:36That's enough.
13:37Thank you!
13:40Next, from Tohoku,
13:42M-1 Finalist,
13:43M-1 Finalist,
13:44M-1 Finalist,
13:45EVOS!
13:54Hello!
14:01I'm EVOS.
14:03Nice to meet you.
14:04Nice to meet you.
14:05Nice to meet you.
14:06Nice to meet you.
14:07Nice to meet you.
14:08Nice to meet you.
14:09You know,
14:10What is it?
14:11Have you decided what car you want to drive when it's sold?
14:14A car I want to drive when it's sold?
14:15Yes.
14:16I've decided on the Mercedes-Benz S-Class.
14:18What?
14:19That's really expensive, right?
14:20Mercedes-Benz S-Class.
14:21But I can drive anything when it's sold.
14:23When that happens,
14:24I'll decide what I want to drive.
14:25That's a dream.
14:26That's what comedians do.
14:27If I can drive anything,
14:29I've already decided what car I want to drive.
14:31You've decided?
14:32What do you want to drive?
14:34A Relief.
14:37A Relief?
14:38Yes.
14:39A Relief?
14:40You mean the small car that a professional baseball player drives to change pitchers?
14:44Yes.
14:45Why?
14:47Because it's cool.
14:49It's not cool.
14:51You know, when the first pitchers are in trouble,
14:54the Relief car is really cool.
14:58The Relief car is really cool.
15:02But you can't drive the Relief car.
15:04But you said you can drive anything when it's sold.
15:07Yes, I did.
15:09That's why I said the Relief car.
15:11But you can't drive the Relief car when it's sold.
15:13But you can drive the Nakatsugi Pitcher.
15:15First of all, the Nakatsugi Pitcher is not sold.
15:18Most of them.
15:19If you can't become a first pitcher,
15:21you can drive a car that's not sold.
15:23The Relief car.
15:24Isn't the Nakatsugi Pitcher sold?
15:27No, it's not.
15:29What about the Paris League?
15:30The Paris League is the same.
15:33You've never seen a car like Darvish, right?
15:35That's because it's sold.
15:37But I wanted to drive it because it's cool.
15:39And it's lame.
15:41It's a car that's small and has a little passenger seat.
15:44It's lame as a car.
15:46But the Nakatsugi Pitcher, which appears from a little high position, is really cool.
15:49The Nakatsugi Pitcher.
15:51But you can't drive it.
15:53What you're saying is that you can't drive the Relief car in a professional baseball game.
15:58What I'm saying is that I want to drive the Relief car in private.
16:00There's no one in private.
16:02Have you ever seen a Relief car in the city?
16:04It's not even on the Nakatsugi Pitcher.
16:07The Paris League?
16:08The Paris League is the same.
16:11But if I drive the Relief car in private,
16:13there's a merit in the city.
16:15What's the merit?
16:16If I'm waiting for a girl in the city,
16:18and I'm done with work,
16:19I can drive the Relief car in the city and send it to her.
16:21No, it's lame.
16:23I appear from a little high position.
16:26It's lame.
16:27Why is it cool?
16:28It's not cool.
16:29Why?
16:30Because I'm not a Nakatsugi Pitcher.
16:33You're not a Nakatsugi Pitcher in the city?
16:35I'm not a Nakatsugi Pitcher.
16:37Even so?
16:39What do you mean, even so?
16:41There's a word after even so.
16:43Even so, I'm like a Nakatsugi Pitcher.
16:46Even so.
16:47It's not just even so.
16:49What?
16:50Also, it's cool because Nakatsugi Pitcher appears in the Relief car in a pinch.
16:54If I appear in the Relief car in private,
16:56I'm the one who makes the pinch.
16:59What do you mean?
17:00The girl is in a pinch.
17:01Why?
17:02This Relief car and Nakatsugi Pitcher appear in the Relief car,
17:05so the girl is in a pinch at once.
17:07Does that mean I should make the meeting place on the mound?
17:10I didn't say that.
17:12If I make the meeting place on the mound,
17:14it would be cool if I appeared in the Relief car in the city.
17:16That's the case when the girl is the selection pitcher.
17:19That's really cool.
17:21But I don't have to meet with the girl who is in charge of the selection.
17:24Oh, I see.
17:25So I should quit?
17:26You should quit.
17:27Then, I'll make a white Estima.
17:29No, that's the car my father gave me when I was a boy.
17:32Thank you very much.
17:39The second round of the Neta Battle.
17:41Seguma vs. Harukaze.
17:50Hello.
17:55Hello, I'm Harukaze.
17:57Nice to meet you.
18:01I've been thinking lately,
18:03it's important to act as soon as possible.
18:08That's right.
18:09I thought I should live with my feet on the ground.
18:13I see. You're an adult.
18:15So I started preparing to be a beautiful witch.
18:18No, no, no.
18:20What? A beautiful witch?
18:23If you're going to be a beautiful witch, you should start now.
18:27Why did you decide to be a beautiful witch in the first place?
18:30That's right.
18:31You'll get hungry soon.
18:33I'll get hungry?
18:34The condition of a beautiful witch is to be an old lady.
18:36Can you be an old lady in your 20s?
18:39I'm a woman.
18:42No matter how old I am, I want to be praised for my appearance.
18:45You're too old.
18:47Don't say that to everyone.
18:50People say you're a beautiful witch.
18:53If you say that to yourself, you're a young old lady.
18:57You can't be a beautiful witch.
18:59It's okay. My family is rich.
19:01That's not true.
19:03Don't try to make money.
19:05I want to be rich.
19:06You can be a beautiful witch now.
19:07You should try to be a beautiful witch now.
19:10You'll be happier if you're praised now.
19:12You're sweeter than a beautiful yellow banana.
19:15You're sweeter than a brown, wounded banana.
19:19What do you want to say?
19:21Don't you call older women brown bananas?
19:26Chabana.
19:27Chabana?
19:28That's not true.
19:29I know brown bananas are sweeter.
19:32But I'm a yellow banana.
19:34Have you ever thought about the feeling of Chabana?
19:36I've never thought about the feeling of Chabana.
19:39I'm sorry. Stop it.
19:41You can't make an effort from this age.
19:44According to my research,
19:46not only the appearance, but also the beauty of the inside is one of the conditions.
19:50It's not good to be beautiful until you're old.
19:53That's not true.
19:54I looked up all the prices of the presents I got.
19:57No, but if you're a beautiful witch Instagrammer,
20:00What's a beautiful witch Instagrammer?
20:02What's that?
20:03What's that?
20:04What's that?
20:06What's that?
20:08To appeal both the appearance and the beauty of the inside,
20:12social media is a must.
20:14People with strong social media until they're old have a bad personality.
20:17That's not true.
20:18There are too many hashtags.
20:20The angle of the photo is always the same.
20:23The angle of the photo is always the same.
20:24The angle of the photo is always the same.
20:25I don't need it.
20:26I don't need it.
20:27I don't understand you.
20:28Do you want to be a beautiful witch Instagrammer?
20:30Do you want to be a beautiful witch Instagrammer?
20:31Yes.
20:32What's that?
20:33I'm thinking of going to her office next time.
20:35What's so funny?
20:37What's so funny?
20:38What's so funny?
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24:41Doryaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
25:11Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
25:15Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
25:16Hai.
25:17I'm sure many of you all have already seen a picture indicate this.
25:22Each person takes 4 starters.
25:25When you see the picture,
25:28please announce the starter one by one, until the 4th participant finishes last.
25:32You each talk a photo together from the starters, right?
25:36This would be very hard.
25:38You can do it if you want to do it.
25:40So, first of all, we have 4 representatives from the team.
25:44Machida-kun, are you going to do it?
25:45I already did it, so I won't do it.
25:47I already did it twice, so I'm sorry.
25:49Which one is taller?
25:50Who?
25:51You two.
25:53Probably me.
25:55He's doing his best.
25:56He's growing.
25:57He's growing.
25:58He's doing his best.
25:59Should we do it in order of height?
26:01In order of height?
26:02In order of height?
26:03I'm the shortest one.
26:05So, is it decided?
26:07Let's start with Toh-kun.
26:09Please look at the monitor.
26:11Do your best.
26:12I'm counting on you.
26:13So, let's start.
26:15Please take 4 photos.
26:19Umm...
26:21The inner part is showing.
26:24The second one.
26:25Why is only the right part showing?
26:30Wait a minute.
26:31This is not the inner part.
26:35This is not the inner part.
26:43Makoto-san, OK!
26:49Makoto-san, did the person in the middle say the last word?
26:52No, this person said the last word.
27:00Let's start with the western army.
27:01Let's start with the western army.
27:02Please take 4 photos.
27:07The color of the hat is a little bit different.
27:14Because the two people in this picture are in the gym.
27:20That's right.
27:21Let me hear your special move in the gym.
27:26I'm already dead, so I don't care.
27:32Smile, smile.
27:35I'm already dead, so I don't care.
27:36I'm already dead, so I don't care.
27:37I'm already dead, so I don't care.
27:38I'm already dead, so I don't care.
27:40I think it's OK for Black Yuma to be this funny.
27:45Both of you got points.
27:48Please choose the member.
27:51I don't want to stand out.
27:52I don't want to stand out.
27:53You want to stand out?
27:54You want to stand out?
27:55If you want to stand out, you need 4 people.
27:58The genre of music will change depending on the two of you.
28:03It's totally different.
28:05Let's start.
28:07Rock or Hip-Hop?
28:11Koseki, can I choose the last one?
28:13Leave it to me.
28:16Let's start with the first one.
28:18Please take 4 photos.
28:21Huh?
28:22It was definitely around here.
28:27I'll look for it, too.
28:32Is that Koseki?
28:37Hip-Hop!
28:45I don't care.
28:47I don't care.
28:48I don't care.
28:49I don't care anything.
28:50You don't care?
28:51You don't care?
28:52I don't care if it's a statue or something.
28:54You're an idiot.
28:56It doesn't matter what the picture is.
28:58It's not even a day.
29:00That's right.
29:01The snow has finally started to fall.
29:03The flowers have bloomed.
29:05And the ingredients are...
29:06There seems to be something.
29:07Is there something?
29:08It looks like an elephant's head.
29:10You idiot!
29:12You!
29:13You're not the one who's moving like this!
29:15No, it's like this.
29:16He's not the one who's moving like this!
29:18He's not the one who's moving like this!
29:20Don't lie to me, you idiot!
29:21This is not a guide.
29:23I'm fine with this distance.
29:25It's not here because I can't get close to it.
29:28I'm not saying that.
29:30I don't need a guide.
29:32Now, let's move on to Seigun.
29:34Seigun is like this.
29:36Now, please take a picture of Seigun.
29:42Huh?
29:43What's that shadow flying in the sky?
29:47It's true.
29:49I can't stand it anymore.
29:52I can't stand it anymore.
29:54Oh, if you look closely, it's Showtime!
29:58Oh my god, here it is!
30:02No!
30:07He's not the one who's moving like this!
30:11To be honest, what I'm doing is the same.
30:16The way it's done is different.
30:17The way it's made is different.
30:18This time, the Tougun won!
30:26An overwhelming victory!
30:28Next, the last of the meta battle is...
30:31Tougun's Nightingale Dance!
30:40Good morning!
30:41Good morning!
30:46Good morning!
30:48It's Nightingale Dance!
30:50Please!
30:51Thank you very much.
30:54We'll see Nightingale Dance with Yasu and Nakano Nakaltyn.
30:58Today, we have a really beautiful special guest.
31:01What happened?
31:03You didn't do anything.
31:05You have to do something.
31:07How are you, Nakaltyn?
31:08Nakaltyn, you should be a clerk at the select shop.
31:12I'm a clerk at the select shop?
31:13Yes, I'm going to be a customer.
31:15I've never been a clerk at the select shop, but I'll do my best.
31:18Do your best.
31:21So this is Nakaltyn's select shop.
31:24Hold it!
31:26What?
31:27Everyone, hold it! Hold it!
31:29What?
31:30Hold the trend!
31:32It's not like that.
31:33The trend is...
31:34Hold it!
31:35Let's go in.
31:36Welcome!
31:37Hello.
31:38We check all the breads in the store.
31:40You're lame.
31:41Aren't you an old middle school student?
31:43Aren't you Yasu?
31:44It's me.
31:45Which select shop is this?
31:47Welcome to Yukai Ted Arrows.
31:49I'm a clerk at the select shop.
31:51I'm going to do my best.
31:53Please show me your Wigo, Shimamura.
31:55Where is it?
31:57You've been here for 7 times.
31:59Welcome to Reams.
32:00I haven't been here.
32:01It's Reams.
32:02It's Reams, right?
32:03Don't worry.
32:04Really?
32:05This store is the most popular.
32:06It's the most advanced.
32:08It's Okinawa.
32:09This store is the most advanced.
32:11It's Okinawa.
32:12It's the most popular.
32:14This store is the most advanced.
32:16It's totally Okinawa.
32:17It's Sata Undergy.
32:19I don't need it.
32:20It's like Sata Undergy.
32:22It's Iyasasa.
32:23No, no.
32:24It's Iyasasa.
32:25Don't underestimate us.
32:26Please take a look.
32:27It's up to you to look at it.
32:29The clothes are cute.
32:30Hello.
32:31We check the stock.
32:42Thank you for waiting.
33:00Don't do it yourself.
33:02I didn't have it.
33:03I didn't look for it.
33:04Look for it, idiot.
33:06Is there anything you're interested in?
33:07Do you have this color?
33:09This store is sold out.
33:11Do you have a different store?
33:12Do you want to listen to it in a different store?
33:14This store is sold out.
33:18Don't say it in a different store.
33:22I don't want to listen to it in a different rhythm.
33:24I don't know.
33:25Open your eyes.
33:26What?
33:27What?
33:28ETC gate demon mode?
33:29No.
33:31I won't let you pass.
33:33Isn't this jacket good?
33:35I'll take this one.
33:36You can wear this jacket when you wear a long-sleeved shirt.
33:38Let's go.
33:39Take-tsume roulette start.
33:41What?
33:42Stop at the right time.
33:46Stop.
33:47Tank top.
33:49What are you doing?
33:50I was put on a tank top.
33:53Belt 1 roulette start.
33:56Misanga.
33:59I don't need Misanga.
34:01If I get angry, I'll be in trouble.
34:04If I get angry, my wish will come true.
34:06That's Misanga.
34:08Thank you very much.
34:14The one who will decorate the aura is...
34:16KAME POSTER.
34:24Hello.
34:29Hello, I'm KAME POSTER.
34:31As you said,
34:33I'm a baby when I speak normally.
34:35I'm a baby when I shout.
34:37I didn't say that.
34:39I didn't tell you that.
34:41It wasn't you.
34:42Who are you talking to?
34:45Thank you very much.
34:46Let's do our best.
34:48Japanese soldiers were newly released.
34:51Yes, they were.
34:5210,000 yen for Shibusa,
34:531,000 yen for Aichi,
34:545,000 yen for Tsuda,
34:551,000 yen for Umeko,
34:561,000 yen for Kitasato,
34:57and 1,000 yen for Shibasaburo.
34:58I want these three soldiers,
34:59Fukuzawa Yukichi,
35:00Higuchi Ichio,
35:01Noguchi Hideo,
35:02to come back.
35:04I don't want them to come back.
35:06It's lonely.
35:08I'm used to using them.
35:09And it's strange.
35:11What do you mean?
35:13Suddenly,
35:14the Japanese bank
35:15announced the withdrawal of the members.
35:17It's not a group.
35:18It's not an idol group of the Japanese bank.
35:21Fukuzawa Yukichi was a candidate.
35:24What's that?
35:25He's gone.
35:26What's a candidate?
35:27It's the most popular candidate.
35:29All of them are Fukuzawa Yukichi.
35:32All of them want 10,000 yen.
35:34I think there's a reason behind the withdrawal.
35:37No, no.
35:38We have to change the design.
35:41The withdrawal of the members
35:43is a bad omen?
35:44No.
35:45You won't get angry.
35:46They're all gone.
35:48The bad omen of the past
35:49has been redone.
35:50It's too old.
35:52It's too old.
35:53It's 100 or 200 years old.
35:55I was curious,
35:56so I looked up
35:57if the three old soldiers
35:58had any bad omen.
36:00You're doing something you don't need.
36:01I don't think so.
36:02I don't think so, either.
36:03I don't think so.
36:04It's Hideo Noguchi.
36:06Hideo Noguchi.
36:07When he got engaged,
36:08he spent most of the dowry
36:10he got from his parents
36:11on playing games.
36:12Noguchi, that's not good.
36:15After studying in the U.S.,
36:16he broke off the engagement
36:18and married a local American woman.
36:20Hideo, you're done.
36:22Really?
36:23What did you think when you heard this?
36:25I'm sure he was used to 10,000 yen.
36:28I'll never forgive you for this!
36:32I don't think he wanted you to come back.
36:36Yukichi Fukuzawa.
36:38What's with this mode?
36:40He spent most of the summer at home.
36:42Leave him alone.
36:44That's fine.
36:45Nichiyo Higuchi.
36:47A woman?
36:48It's hard to read her name.
36:49It's not a bad omen.
36:50It's just that you can't read it.
36:52It was full of bad omen.
36:54There was really one.
36:56I want these three to come back.
36:59It's impossible for them to come back.
37:01There's only one thing I can do.
37:03There's nothing you can do.
37:05I looked for the bad omen of these three.
37:07Stop it.
37:08Eichi Shibusawa.
37:10What bad omen?
37:12He spent most of the dowry
37:14he got from his parents
37:15on playing games.
37:16Why did he leave?
37:18Why?
37:19Shibasaburo Kitasato.
37:21No way.
37:22He was called the father of Japanese medicine
37:24and he left behind a great legacy.
37:26That's a serious image.
37:27But one of his disciples
37:29was called Hideo Noguchi.
37:30That's unforgivable.
37:32You don't have to take responsibility for this.
37:35Take this, Umeko!
37:36He's really angry.
37:37We're investigating!
37:39What?
37:40Don't cheat, Seiryo.
37:41I'm shaking.
37:42Give up.
37:43It's fine.
37:44Thank you very much.
37:46Next up is the final battle.
37:48We call this the Owner Jumping Battle!
37:56Now, both teams will try the Owner Jumping.
37:59Each team will jump in a unique way.
38:02I see.
38:03One at a time.
38:05The team with the most jumps wins.
38:08I see.
38:09The winner will be announced
38:11at the end of the show.
38:13The winner will be announced at the end of the show.
38:15The winner will be announced at the end of the show.
38:17The winner will be announced at the end of the show.
38:18Here it is.
38:20You have to come over here.
38:24You have to come over here.
38:27That's harsh.
38:29It's a bit far.
38:30It's far.
38:31I'll go with the one in the middle.
38:33Can you pull mine?
38:35That's the worst.
38:37It's like a drink bar.
38:39That's annoying.
38:40Nagami, you can start.
38:41I'm sorry.
38:42Can I go too?
38:43Can I go too?
38:44Go ahead.
38:46I'm sorry.
38:48I'm sorry.
38:50I'll go.
38:53It's a unique way.
38:54It's a unique way.
38:58It's not a friendly match.
38:59It's not a friendly match.
39:00He can't do anything.
39:01He can't do anything.
39:02He can't do anything.
39:03Everyone, show us your skills.
39:05Go ahead.
39:08From Yoshida,
39:09Ultraman Jump,
39:10Hokuto Hyakuretsuken Jump,
39:12Body Builder Jump,
39:13Mario Coin Jump,
39:14Soul Ambush Jump,
39:15Bubble Dance Jump,
39:16Perfect Human Jump.
39:19What does that mean?
39:20That's crazy.
39:22Ken Jump?
39:23Ken Jump?
39:26Now,
39:27you have to learn the items for the jump
39:30and try to jump.
39:33Seigun Challenge, start!
39:35Seigun Challenge, start!
39:44This is Soul Ambush Jump.
39:46This is Soul Ambush Jump.
39:48This is Soul Ambush Jump.
39:49This is Soul Ambush Jump.
39:50Ramen! Ramen!
39:51Ramen! I'll boil you!
39:52You're doing too much Soul Ambush!
39:55This is a long Soul Ambush match.
39:58This is Soul Ambush.
40:00And,
40:01this is a sports game.
40:03What is this?
40:05Toki-chan!
40:07Bubble Dance!
40:13Perfect Human!
40:15Two times?
40:16One more time!
40:17Go ahead!
40:21You're doing it right.
40:23Now,
40:25Mario!
40:28You're doing it right.
40:32This is a simple game.
40:34This is a simple game.
40:35I'm sorry.
40:38Really,
40:40there's one more person
40:41in the bubble.
40:45This is not a King Kong.
40:47Who was that?
40:48This is a body-building battle.
40:55Let's go, everyone!
40:57Ready, set, go!
41:03Three times!
41:04Three times!
41:08Three minutes?
41:09Three minutes?
41:10Three minutes?
41:11Three minutes?
41:12Three minutes?
41:13Where's the body-building?
41:15Body-building?
41:16Ultraman!
41:17Ultraman!
41:19It was impossible.
41:21He could barely jump on the ground,
41:24but he broke the record three times.
41:28Next, Toge.
41:29Toge,
41:30can you break the record?
41:33Everyone, please come forward.
41:34Please!
41:37Surfer Jump,
41:38Comedian Jump,
41:39Bartender Jump,
41:40Rabbit Jump,
41:41Dog Jump,
41:42Free-throw Jump,
41:43King Sadaharu Jump.
41:46Jump?
41:47King Sadaharu can't jump!
41:50Now,
41:51let's wear the specified item
41:53and challenge!
41:56Who?
41:57Who?
41:58Who?
41:59Who?
42:00Who?
42:01Who?
42:02Komanetsu.
42:05Beat Takeshi.
42:06Takeshi?
42:07He's been short-handed.
42:09Takeshi Jump?
42:10Really?
42:11Oh, here it is.
42:12Oh, it's Sadaharu, you idiot!
42:17That's Takeshi?
42:18That's Takeshi too?
42:19Beat Sadaharu.
42:20That's a bartender!
42:24Kosugi, it's a bartender!
42:25It's a bartender, you idiot!
42:29Takeshi.
42:30It's not a bartender Takeshi.
42:31Now, next.
42:32Yes, I'll do a free-throw.
42:33Oh, a free-throw.
42:34Free-throw.
42:35Die, you idiot!
42:38Free-throw.
42:39Takeshi definitely won't do it.
42:40Now, next.
42:43Is it a real pervert?
42:44What is it?
42:45What is it?
42:48It doesn't look like it!
42:51Oh, I think this is a dog.
42:52I think so.
42:53What is it?
42:56To be honest, I couldn't hear anything.
42:59I couldn't hear anything.
43:00I couldn't hear anything.
43:02That's a big disadvantage.
43:03Now, next.
43:05What is this?
43:06It's a surfer.
43:07A surfer.
43:11Now, let's go.
43:12Tougun's designated owner jump challenge.
43:15Ready, start!
43:16Ready, start!
43:22Wait a minute.
43:23One time.
43:24It's one time.
43:30It's either a dog or a city dog.
43:32A dog?
43:33But there's a chance that the rope stopped.
43:36No, no, no.
43:37It's either a dog or a city dog.
43:39Why am I the only city dog?
43:40It's a rabbit.
43:41A rabbit.
43:42One more time, one more time.
43:43It's one time. It's over.
43:44It's one time.
43:45It's one time.
43:46There's only one more chance.
43:47No, it's over.
43:48If I don't do it properly,
43:49it's bad for the person who gave me the present.
43:51What are you talking about?
43:52What are you talking about?
43:54The person who bought it in the game
43:55gave it to me properly.
43:58You've been flying over there many times.
44:00You're a zero, aren't you?
44:01I dropped something.
44:03It's an important thing for a bartender.
44:05Are you making a hageteru?
44:06You're like a hageteru, you idiot.
44:08What's a hageteru?
44:10You're like a hageteru.
44:11You have a face like this.
44:13You have a face like this.
44:16Look at each one of you!
44:18You have a face like this.
44:20Look at each one of you.
44:22You have a face like this.
44:23You're in powder.
44:24You're in powder.
44:25Get your head out of the way.
44:27You're a black powder.
44:28You're a black powder.
44:29Did you sleep next to this?
44:32Look at each one.
44:33Look at everyone.
44:35You have a face like this.
44:36I slept next to this.
44:39There's only one chance left.
44:40One more time?
44:41One more time?
44:42Oh
45:12I don't know
45:42Send me don't ever
45:50Who's here?
45:59My god, I'm gonna die
46:12Oh
46:42I don't know
46:4675
46:48So Yonezawa wins
46:54Do you guys like that kind of weird jokes?
46:58Don't say weird jokes
47:00It's not just a joke
47:02The size of my teeth is the opposite of what I imagined
47:04So I laughed
47:06Oh really?
47:08What are you doing?
47:10The size of my teeth is the opposite of what I imagined
47:12You changed your teeth
47:14And
47:16The third match
47:18Togun
47:20Nightingale
47:22112 points
47:24Oh, good
47:26Seigun
47:28Kabe Poster
47:30115 points
47:32Oh
47:34Seigun wins
47:38Seigun wins
47:46What are you doing?
47:48Don't hit me
47:50Don't hit me
47:52Don't hit me
47:54Don't hit me
47:56He's 38
48:00Don't hit me
48:02Don't hit me
48:04What's the difference?
48:06The winner will get
48:08100,000 yen for the
48:10miso katsu and yabaton
48:16And the MVP
48:18will stay at
48:20Grand Mercure
48:22which is a premium brand
48:24that has 12 hotels
48:26in Japan
48:28This time
48:30Hamamako Resort & Spa
48:32will give you the right to stay
48:34That's amazing
48:36That's really good
48:38Who will be the MVP?
48:46Nagami
48:48Nagami
48:50Nagami
48:52Nagami
48:54Nagami
48:56Nagami
48:58Thank you
49:00Let's move on
49:02Sorry, I made a mistake
49:04When?
49:06Good bye