Haroon Rafiq Ki Zubani Ghalib Ki Dastan Aur Shayari
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00:00Hoshiyaariyaan, Hoshiyaariyaan.
00:02Welcome back, viewers.
00:04Today, we have Dr. Tahir Shaheer with us.
00:07Let's listen to some funny and funny poetry.
00:10It's obvious that when Mr. Tahir Shaheer is here,
00:13it will be funny and funny poetry.
00:15Wow!
00:18Yes, Doctor.
00:19First, two lines.
00:20The nation has no other work.
00:22The nation has no other work.
00:24Except sitting in the water.
00:27The nation has no other work.
00:30It's like this everyday.
00:32Yes.
00:32Either don't leave TikTok.
00:35Or don't take this road.
00:36Wow!
00:37And the poem for the ladies is
00:39that a daughter's body is not different even if she is a stranger.
00:43Wow!
00:45A daughter's body is not different even if she is a stranger.
00:49When her son got married,
00:52he was left alone at home.
00:53Wow!
00:55He was not Einstein.
00:57It was the game of fate.
00:59The game of fate was lost.
01:01The game of fate was won.
01:02Wow!
01:06There is a saying.
01:07The most reasonable reason for a breakup.
01:10The title is.
01:10Wow!
01:11It was necessary to break up.
01:13It was necessary to break up.
01:16It became an expense.
01:19It was necessary to break up.
01:21Yes.
01:21Love wanted to make me cry.
01:24Wow!
01:25I wanted to eat meat everyday.
01:31Wow!
01:34There is a poem.
01:35When it gets cold at night,
01:37and when it gets hot in the morning,
01:39the doctor visits us in this weather.
01:42Wow!
01:43It happens in our country too.
01:44Everything is dependent on the weather.
01:47The weather is changing.
01:48That's why there is depression.
01:49I have been sick for the past six months.
01:52Everyone tells me that the weather is like this.
01:55Yes.
01:55It's not your fault.
01:59Don't ask me about the rush at the clinic.
02:03It feels like the doctor has put on a sale.
02:06Wow!
02:07He coughs all night but doesn't stop.
02:10Wow!
02:11He eats hot fries and offers a cold drink everyday.
02:14Wow!
02:15He eats hot fries and offers a cold drink everyday.
02:18Wow!
02:19He has a sore throat.
02:24Wow!
02:25He washes clothes.
02:26Yes. He washes clothes.
02:27You are sitting in the mountains.
02:30Why does he wash clothes?
02:31It's not the thing he places on the walls.
02:34It's a cloth.
02:36It's a cloth.
02:37It's a cloth.
02:39It's a cloth.
02:40He doesn't even know how to wash his hands.
02:47He has a sore throat.
02:53Apni hi awaaz lage, mehndak ki ditto ka pi.
02:57Wow!
03:00Mehndak ki ditto ka pi.
03:01Aur bahir bhi dil kaala hoya, andar bhi gabraaye.
03:06Kabhi achanak kaamba chhidya, kabhi paseene aaye.
03:10Chakar bhi nahi, lekin aayen aankhon tale andhere.
03:14Is mausam mein aksar doktor ke lagte hain pehri.
03:18Aur yeh mausam hi aisa hai ke, nazla sab par haavi.
03:21Yeh mausam hi aisa hai ke, nazla sab par haavi.
03:25Naak bani rehti hai hafta bhar, daryae raavi.
03:28Wah! Wah! Wah!
03:29Tansah bada achha naak da istamaal ki tahe.
03:32Aap aaj tasabur khanam lage hain, naak ka istamaal uske baad, aap ne kiya itna kya.
03:36Aur mai daryae raavi leke aaye hoon, mai paani ka bhi istamaal leke aaye hoon.
03:40Pyaal rakh rahoon.
03:41Yeh off karo to garmi, pankha on karo to sardhi.
03:45Na t-shirt ab pehni jaaye, na t-shirt utardi.
03:48Cotton pehne toh hai sardhi seene andar khubti.
03:52Mota suit pehne kar nikle toh hai, suiyan chubti.
03:56Aur kambal od ke baahir, taang jo nangi rakhe aksar.
03:59Wah! Wah! Wah!
04:01Jaise heroine lene award chali ho Oscar,
04:04naahin baadal khulkar aaye, naa suraj di chaudar.
04:08Naahin baadal khulkar aaye, naa suraj di chaudar.
04:11Mausam 50-50 hoya, naa idhar naa odhar.
04:15Aur garmi sardhi ne daale hain, ek jagah peh dere.
04:19Is mausam mein aksar doktor ke lagte hain pehre.
04:22Wah! Wah! Wah!
04:24Bahut aala.
04:25Wahi kya baat hai.
04:27In ke shair mein ek labz tha, wo mujhe achha nahi laga.
04:30Kya?
04:31Ke motay kapde pehne, motay kapde pehne hi hain.
04:35Wo yeh nahi tha, motay kapde pehne.
04:40Yaar main bahut bulshahat hai, seri zahanat toh.
04:44Wahi motay kapde.
04:46Phir bhi mota-mota kyun kahe rahe hain?
04:49Un sir, motay ne zahanat hai, yaar kapde maun de.
04:53Mera khayal hai, pawne-bawne bajne wale hain.
04:55Toh aapne kaha tha, main aapko kachua banke dikhaunga.
04:58Ande ho! Ande ho!
05:01Ande ho!
05:02Haan, ban gaya, ban gaya.
05:07Acha ji, humare saath aaj Shehroz maujood hain.
05:09Aur aaj phir ek parody song lekar aaye hain.
05:12Bahut acha likhte hain, khud hi ghaate hain, khud perform karte hain.
05:15Aur sirf music koi aur bajata hai, baaki sab inka hai.
05:18Yeh acha hai.
05:19Aayiye inse ek shandaar sa gaana sunge.
05:21Wah! Wah!