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Straight a Pregnancy Full Movie
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00:00:00No big deal, Kelsey. You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:00:10Yeah, I'm out of here. Kelsey, come on. We haven't been to a real party.
00:00:19These guys are gross. So?
00:00:22You're not here to meet the love of your life. Just the love of your night.
00:00:26Yeah, no.
00:00:37Oh my god. Ben Lawson? Claremore College's resident party boy? Fuck boy. Whatever you want to call him.
00:00:44Good for a good time, not a long time. Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
00:00:51Way to go, loser.
00:00:56Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:00:59Good thing I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
00:01:02Aw, Ben. You're so sweet.
00:01:06And that's Skye. Ben's on again, mostly. Off again, ex.
00:01:10Let me help.
00:01:13Ha.
00:01:18Ha. I'm gonna go dry off. It's fine.
00:01:21I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest. Not that you'd win anyway.
00:01:26Actually, it's not a contest.
00:01:30Come with me, let's get you some dry clothes.
00:01:34Who was that girl?
00:01:36She's in my classes. Major weirdo.
00:01:40Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
00:01:43Weird. She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.
00:01:47Kelsey.
00:01:55Have we met before, Kelsey?
00:01:58Probably not. I mean, I've never actually been to a frat party before.
00:02:05Okay. You can turn around.
00:02:12Well, um, I'm so glad we met.
00:02:16Because I happen to be an expert at frat partying.
00:02:24Oh!
00:02:34Oh!
00:03:05Sorry, it's kind of like, it's kind of like a mess.
00:03:09Um.
00:03:11It's cool. You're into fashion. I like it.
00:03:17But, what is that?
00:03:21Those are my grandma's rolls.
00:03:25She's actually like the one who got me into Claremore.
00:03:30And she's kind of, um, strict.
00:03:35Mm-hmm.
00:03:38But, um, I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me, so.
00:03:42How's that going for you so far?
00:03:44I don't know. I kind of like breaking the rules.
00:03:47Me too.
00:04:00Wait. I've never done a one night stand before.
00:04:04Is this a one night stand?
00:04:06I mean, you are like the king of hookups.
00:04:10I have been told I happen to be very, very good at hookups.
00:04:16That really happened.
00:04:40Oh.
00:04:44Oh.
00:04:47Man, it's over. He's gone.
00:04:50And I'll probably never see him again.
00:04:54Oh.
00:05:12Well, so much for that.
00:05:16Now the hard part.
00:05:19How do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby?
00:05:23Can't you just text him?
00:05:26Yeah, I don't really think he wants me to text him.
00:05:29Or talk to him, for that matter.
00:05:32Ever again.
00:05:36Oh.
00:05:50Oh, Sir Ben.
00:05:52Back from another noble conquest, I presume.
00:05:55Bro, don't call it that.
00:05:57And why not, good sir?
00:05:59Didst thou not ravish thine lady?
00:06:02I mean, yeah, but...
00:06:04I don't know, man. I kind of felt like more than that this time.
00:06:07Dude, you can't be serious.
00:06:13Um, alright. Rule one.
00:06:16Never leave a fellow single behind.
00:06:19Rule two. Say yes to trouble.
00:06:22And rule three.
00:06:25Don't catch feelings.
00:06:33Dude.
00:06:34It's for your own good.
00:06:35Dude, what are you doing?
00:06:41Hunter.
00:06:42Bro.
00:06:44Match after match.
00:06:46What are you doing? Knock it off.
00:06:48Give it back.
00:06:49I told you, bro. Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:06:54I'm sure there's an explanation for it.
00:06:56Ben was totally smitten with you.
00:07:03Okay, don't freak out.
00:07:05I just matched with Ben.
00:07:10I just matched with Ben.
00:07:15Wow.
00:07:16You know what, I knew he was a player, but this is like next level.
00:07:20It hasn't even been an hour since he left.
00:07:25Mary.
00:07:27Right.
00:07:28Sorry.
00:07:29I'm matching with him right now.
00:07:40Oh my god, wait, that asshole just texted me.
00:07:43Sorry about earlier. I had fun last night.
00:07:46Would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji.
00:07:51What? A player?
00:07:53Maybe he means it.
00:07:55Yeah, right. Do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps?
00:07:58Maybe he matched me by mistake.
00:08:01Or maybe you're not exclusive.
00:08:07So, you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone, leave,
00:08:12match with their best friend on some app,
00:08:15and then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again?
00:08:20Yes.
00:08:23No?
00:08:25Wait, can you repeat the question?
00:08:28This is super confusing.
00:08:34No, you're right. You should stick to what you're good at, hooking up.
00:08:38That's all it ever was and that's all it ever will be.
00:08:41Have a nice life.
00:08:58Have fun.
00:09:07What does that mean? Why won't it send?
00:09:11I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:17I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:20What the hell?
00:09:23What do I do now?
00:09:25Gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
00:09:27Stalk him until you can confront him IRL.
00:09:58Oh my god.
00:10:08Ben, I um...
00:10:10I'm gonna get you all these.
00:10:19Why can't I stop puking?
00:10:23Because you're super pregnant, girl.
00:10:27I can't take this anymore.
00:10:37Ben Lawson, why do you keep avoiding me?
00:10:48No, it's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice life.
00:10:51Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
00:10:53I thought it was just a one-night stand.
00:10:54You were.
00:10:55Yeah, that's what people do after a one-night stand.
00:10:57They don't talk to each other anymore.
00:11:00Ben!
00:11:01Shh.
00:11:18Political and economic shifts.
00:11:22From ancient civilization to modern...
00:11:27MC Ben Benny Boy Lawson.
00:11:31Hunter definitely made this.
00:11:33Who?
00:11:34The guy that I met the night you and Ben...
00:11:37You know.
00:11:38We've actually been hanging out more, and I think...
00:11:41Look, you're missing the point, okay?
00:11:43I mean, this is finally my chance to confront Ben.
00:11:46So you're gonna go?
00:11:48I mean...
00:11:50If I can find something to wear.
00:11:51I mean, my clothes haven't really been fitting recently.
00:11:57I'm sorry to interrupt, ladies, but...
00:11:59I just wanted to let you know that tonight's party is actually a toga party.
00:12:04That doesn't say it on there.
00:12:07Hunter didn't know how to spell toga, so he just left it off.
00:12:11Maybe I should stop hooking up with him.
00:12:14He really is dumb.
00:12:15So you're not going?
00:12:16No.
00:12:21Thanks, guy. That was actually really nice of you, for once.
00:12:25Don't mention it.
00:12:39This isn't a toga party, is it?
00:12:41What's a toga?
00:12:46I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:12:51Benny?
00:12:52Where have you been?
00:12:58Everyone at the party wants you.
00:13:00Especially me.
00:13:02Scott, I already told you, I don't think we should be together.
00:13:06What about just for tonight?
00:13:09I'm tired of your mind games. You're always planning something.
00:13:12Right now, I'm just planning on kissing you.
00:13:16What?
00:13:32No, please don't be sick.
00:13:35Kelsey!
00:13:47Kelsey! Wait!
00:13:50Wow, did she weep for that loser?
00:13:53It's like you have feelings for her.
00:13:55You know what, Scott? Maybe I do.
00:14:02So, did you tell him?
00:14:05You know, in hindsight, telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party,
00:14:08not such a great idea.
00:14:11You can't keep putting this off, Kelsey.
00:14:14You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
00:14:17I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson is gonna want to settle down and play house.
00:14:23No.
00:14:24You know, if it's up to me, Ben is never gonna know about this.
00:14:29Baby?
00:14:31This is too good.
00:14:36I can't believe you talked me into this.
00:14:39I need a drink.
00:14:40Okay, it's only a matter of time until you start.
00:14:43You know, showing.
00:14:45This could be our last hurrah.
00:14:47Yeah, more like your last hurrah.
00:14:49But, whatever.
00:14:52Ooh, I'm gonna go check out this night.
00:14:58Kelsey!
00:14:59Where's your drink?
00:15:01You can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.
00:15:05No, I'm okay, Scott.
00:15:06No! Here!
00:15:08I insist.
00:15:10Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
00:15:12Come on, it's just one beer.
00:15:14Can't hurt, right?
00:15:16No, Sky.
00:15:23Yo!
00:15:25What's going on?
00:15:26Yeah, Kelsey.
00:15:28Why don't you tell Ben what's going on?
00:15:30Knock it off, Sky.
00:15:31She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.
00:15:33Yeah, you're right.
00:15:35That would probably be bad for the baby.
00:15:40Baby?
00:15:42What baby?
00:15:47Kelsey, what baby?
00:15:49Come on.
00:15:53Awkward.
00:15:55Yeah, for you.
00:15:56Why would you do that to her?
00:15:57You really are a heartless bitch.
00:15:59But...
00:16:00I don't want to see you around Kelsey.
00:16:02Or me.
00:16:03Ever.
00:16:06Looks like your days partying at Sigma House are over.
00:16:12Come here.
00:16:15Come here, I just want to be alone right now, okay?
00:16:20Please.
00:16:29Is the baby mine?
00:16:31Kelsey, is the baby mine?
00:16:32Kelsey!
00:16:33Would it matter if it was?
00:16:37Would it matter if it was?
00:16:39Of course it would matter if it was mine.
00:16:41Because you're...
00:16:44I'm what?
00:16:45You.
00:16:46You're Ben Lawson.
00:16:47You're like the king of hookups.
00:16:49The prince of partying.
00:16:50The sultan of sex.
00:16:51Sultan of sex.
00:16:52I'm just...
00:16:54I'm me.
00:16:56I don't do one night stands.
00:16:58You do.
00:16:59With you.
00:17:00And only you, so...
00:17:02Get out.
00:17:03The baby's yours, Ben.
00:17:05Look, I don't sleep around, okay?
00:17:08And when I do, the one time that I do, I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything.
00:17:14Hold on.
00:17:15I never said that.
00:17:17You said that.
00:17:18You literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here,
00:17:22and you're still messing around with Sky.
00:17:24Not on any apps.
00:17:25And about Sky...
00:17:26Look, Ben, it doesn't even matter.
00:17:27You can do whatever it is that you want to do, okay?
00:17:30But I'm keeping this baby whether you like it or not.
00:17:34I mean, my mom was a single mom and I turned out fine.
00:17:38I mean, I'm 21 and pregnant.
00:17:40Like, super broke.
00:17:41But I'm fine.
00:17:42I want to be a part of this baby as well.
00:17:43Look, I know you...
00:17:45Wait, you do?
00:17:48Yes.
00:17:49More than anything.
00:17:51My mom was alone.
00:17:52My dad was never around.
00:17:54I promised myself that if I ever had kids, I'd do anything for them.
00:18:00What about Sigma and all of your friends and...
00:18:03Sky?
00:18:04I don't care about that anymore.
00:18:07You know, someone wise recently inspired me.
00:18:10Stop thinking about what everyone thinks.
00:18:13Just live my life for myself.
00:18:16I know what it's like to go through life alone.
00:18:21All in goes.
00:18:23You let me.
00:18:25Just...
00:18:33Grandma?
00:18:34I know your little secret.
00:18:39I know your little secret.
00:18:42Uh...
00:18:43You broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington.
00:18:47I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:49I think you do.
00:18:51I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
00:18:57Wow, she just hung up on me.
00:18:59Who was that?
00:19:00That was my grandma.
00:19:04The one who made the rules.
00:19:06The whole reason the rules exist is because...
00:19:10My mom got pregnant with me in college.
00:19:14And she had to drop out and raise me all by herself.
00:19:18Alone.
00:19:20My grandma didn't want that to happen to me, so...
00:19:23Now it has.
00:19:26But...
00:19:27You're not alone.
00:19:29I'm right here.
00:19:31You're not here for me, we're not together.
00:19:36Remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone?
00:19:40Yeah...
00:19:42Ben Lawson?
00:19:43Yeah...
00:19:45Ben Lawson?
00:19:48I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:19:53Well, like, my fake boyfriend.
00:19:56Wait...
00:19:58What?
00:19:59Okay, look, my grandma might know about the baby, but she doesn't know about you or us.
00:20:03And if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship,
00:20:07she just might let me stay in school, graduate, or, you know...
00:20:12Like, live.
00:20:14Okay, but a fake relationship?
00:20:17Okay, well, I wouldn't expect you to actually date me.
00:20:19You can still go off and...
00:20:22Sleep around, do whatever you want to do, okay?
00:20:27But, I mean, if Skye thought we were dating, then she might leave you alone.
00:20:31I mean, if that's what you want.
00:20:34Okay...
00:20:36Hear me out.
00:20:38Or we could...
00:20:40I don't know, actually date?
00:20:43You know, like...
00:20:46Make this work for the baby.
00:20:48I don't want to be your pity girlfriend, Ben.
00:20:52Look, I don't want to be Skye or another one of your fangirls.
00:20:58I just want to survive some more years.
00:21:03So...
00:21:06What do you say?
00:21:11Okay, let's do this.
00:21:16But, shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better?
00:21:19Just so people don't get suspicious.
00:21:22I like your thinking, Lawson.
00:21:28Welcome to...
00:21:31Ben and Kelsey
00:21:34101.
00:21:36Alright.
00:21:38Time to hit the books.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49What is my dog's name?
00:21:51Sir Fluffington, no wait.
00:21:54Wrong.
00:21:55Sir Douglas McFluffington.
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:59Okay, what's the name of my cat?
00:22:01Easy.
00:22:02Hannah.
00:22:04And what kind of crazy person has a human name without a pet name?
00:22:09Okay, because Sir Douglas Fluffington the third is so much better.
00:22:15Okay.
00:22:16What do I want to be when I grow up?
00:22:18Another easy one.
00:22:20You want to be a fashion designer.
00:22:22I hate to break it to you, but you are a grown up.
00:22:25You're having a kid soon.
00:22:29What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:31I'm also having a kid soon.
00:22:34It's kind of funny how that works.
00:22:35No, like, what do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:40I don't know, actually.
00:22:42Wait, so you're a senior in college and you haven't thought about the future?
00:22:50Honestly, I didn't think I was going to make it this far.
00:22:55I was never really good at school and...
00:22:59Wait.
00:23:01A dad.
00:23:03I've always wanted to be a dad.
00:23:06Looks like my dreams are coming true.
00:23:11Okay, the most important question.
00:23:15Where did we meet?
00:23:17A frat party?
00:23:18No, not IRL, like, our backstory.
00:23:21Our fake backstory.
00:23:22Um, I was walking Sir Douglas McFluffington the sixth at the park.
00:23:26There's a sixth one?
00:23:28Fake backstory.
00:23:30Keep up, Kels.
00:23:31Sorry.
00:23:41Crap!
00:23:43What's wrong?
00:23:48What's wrong? Is it the baby?
00:23:50No, I'm late for my meeting with my grandma.
00:23:52No, Ben, that's really cute.
00:23:54You know, the modesty thing and everything.
00:23:56But, I mean, we've slept together and we're kind of having a baby.
00:23:59So, I mean, there's kind of no need.
00:24:02Yeah.
00:24:14What?
00:24:17Oh, shit, I didn't bring a change of clothes.
00:24:19I didn't think I was going to spend the night.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:22Alright, well, I'm going to go home and change. I'll catch up with you later.
00:24:27You will?
00:24:28Yeah, what kind of fake boyfriend do you think I am?
00:24:30Or you could come with me to my meeting with my grandma.
00:24:33I mean, that's what a real fake boyfriend would do.
00:24:37Okay, yeah.
00:24:39But you should, um, put a shirt on.
00:24:45Right.
00:24:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:54You're meeting your grandma here?
00:24:57Yeah, yeah, she works here.
00:24:59Your grandmother is Dean Barrington?
00:25:01The head of the entire school?
00:25:03Uh, duh.
00:25:05You didn't think to tell me that?
00:25:06After we studied each other's entire lives last night?
00:25:08Ben, you know my last name.
00:25:11And I told you that my grandma works for Claremore.
00:25:13Yeah, that could literally mean anything.
00:25:15I can't believe you didn't put two and two together.
00:25:18Uh...
00:25:21Okay, I'm really late. Are you coming?
00:25:32I'm sure you know why I called you in today.
00:25:35Well, Grandma, I...
00:25:40Sorry.
00:25:42And who in God's green earth is this?
00:25:45Well, Grandma, this is...
00:25:47I am Kelsey's boyfriend, Ben.
00:25:56I've heard so many nice things about you.
00:25:58So good to meet you.
00:25:59Have you?
00:26:00Of course.
00:26:02I know who you are, Mr. Lawson.
00:26:05Academic probation, suspension.
00:26:08Yeah, that incident at the Sigma house with the hamster.
00:26:11Total misunderstanding.
00:26:13And you might know, Dean Barrington,
00:26:15that my grades this last semester
00:26:17actually earned me the title of most improved
00:26:19on the academic honor roll.
00:26:21That may be.
00:26:23But the question still remains.
00:26:25Why is he here?
00:26:27Well, Grandma,
00:26:29whatever you have to tell me,
00:26:31you can say in front of Ben.
00:26:33Yeah.
00:26:34Whatever you have to tell me,
00:26:36you can say in front of Ben.
00:26:38Yeah.
00:26:39Very well.
00:26:40Kelsey, as you know,
00:26:42I must hold you
00:26:44to the highest academic and professional standards
00:26:47because you represent me.
00:26:50And thus,
00:26:52Claremore College.
00:26:54Lest you forget,
00:26:56I helped you get into Claremore.
00:26:59I know I'm strict with you.
00:27:02But according to this video,
00:27:04you've broken one of my cardinal rules.
00:27:11Uh, I can actually explain
00:27:13what's going on in that video for you.
00:27:17Ooh, that's cold!
00:27:19Hashtag justice for beer girl.
00:27:23Now, who would waste a perfectly good beer like that?
00:27:26That's the house of Liang Tong.
00:27:28If it were me, I'd be suing the girl
00:27:30for a beer on my designer dress.
00:27:32Even if it was last season.
00:27:34Rule number two.
00:27:36Stay out of trouble.
00:27:38Does this look like you're staying out of trouble?
00:27:42So she doesn't know that I'm pregnant.
00:27:48Well, young lady...
00:27:50That's actually my ex-girlfriend in that video.
00:27:53And I told her to stay away from Kelsey,
00:27:55but she never listens.
00:27:58Everything you saw in that video is all my fault.
00:28:01That may be, but Kelsey knows better
00:28:04than to get involved with drama like this.
00:28:07If you don't clean up your act,
00:28:09I will not be able to let you take part
00:28:12in the senior fashion show.
00:28:15Grandma, the whole reason that I wanted to go to Claremore
00:28:18was for the fashion show.
00:28:20I mean, it could completely make or break my career.
00:28:22Marissa Liang from House of Liang is going to be there.
00:28:25And you know it's my dream to work for her.
00:28:27I cannot allow anything
00:28:29that would tarnish the reputation of this university.
00:28:33And mine.
00:28:35Rules are rules.
00:28:37Don't break them, and this won't be an issue.
00:28:46Thank you, Dean Barrington.
00:28:48It was so good to meet you.
00:28:50Actually, Mr. Lawson,
00:28:52why don't you stay behind and we'll have a little chat?
00:28:56Kelsey, please close the door behind you.
00:29:06Oh, crap.
00:29:08What if he slips up and tells her about the baby?
00:29:12So let's cut to the chase, shall we, Mr. Lawson?
00:29:16What are your intentions with my granddaughter?
00:29:19I'm not really sure what you mean.
00:29:21I hope you're not dating her for her money.
00:29:23She doesn't have any.
00:29:25Her mother was disowned
00:29:27from the Barrington family fortune years ago.
00:29:31Kelsey is here on a financial aid
00:29:34provided by my office.
00:29:36Hence, the need for her to apply the rules.
00:29:40I can assure you I was completely unaware
00:29:43of any family fortune.
00:29:45My sources tell me that you can date and have
00:29:49nearly every girl in this school.
00:29:52So why my granddaughter?
00:29:54With all due respect, Dean Barrington,
00:29:56are you being serious?
00:29:59I haven't known Kelsey for a very long time.
00:30:02This is all really new to me.
00:30:04I know my reputation still precedes me
00:30:06for being a guy who doesn't settle down,
00:30:09but I'm starting to believe
00:30:13I'm not the right guy for Kelsey.
00:30:15I'm sure you're not.
00:30:17But I would sure be damned if I didn't try to be.
00:30:21Kelsey, man, she's brilliant.
00:30:25Like, I love the way her mind works,
00:30:28her designs, her style.
00:30:30She just knows exactly what she wants for herself.
00:30:33There's not only one reason, Dean Barrington.
00:30:35It's everything.
00:30:37Very well.
00:30:39You're dismissed.
00:30:43I'll be watching you.
00:30:45I have eyes everywhere.
00:30:48Cool.
00:30:57That was incredible. I totally believed all of it.
00:30:59Believed what?
00:31:00The act, what you said, all those things you love about me.
00:31:03Yeah, right.
00:31:05As a reward for an award-winning performance,
00:31:07I have a surprise for you.
00:31:09Surprise?
00:31:10Mm-hmm.
00:31:11So, this is the surprise?
00:31:14Is everything okay with the baby?
00:31:17I'm sorry to keep you two waiting.
00:31:19My last appointment ran over.
00:31:21Mr. and Mrs.
00:31:23No, we're not married.
00:31:25I'm Kelsey, and this is my boyfriend, Ben.
00:31:28Young love.
00:31:30Well, you two, are you ready to see your baby?
00:31:33Right now?
00:31:37Ben, are you crying?
00:31:40It's not unusual for fathers to become emotional.
00:31:44No, I know, it's just...
00:31:46It's really just one of those things.
00:31:49I'm sorry.
00:31:51I'm sorry.
00:31:53I'm sorry.
00:31:55I'm sorry.
00:31:57I'm sorry.
00:31:59I'm sorry.
00:32:01I'm sorry.
00:32:03I'm sorry.
00:32:05Really sweet.
00:32:10And that is your baby's heartbeat.
00:32:16Wow, no way.
00:32:18Would you like to know if you're having a little baby boy or a little baby girl?
00:32:26I think we want it to be a surprise.
00:32:29Then we all sit.
00:32:31We keep you posted on the results of your blood work.
00:32:34I'm sure you two are going to be great parents.
00:32:37It's rare to see two parents as in love as the two of you.
00:32:48Well, um...
00:32:50This is me.
00:32:52Um...
00:32:54I'll call you for the next appointment.
00:32:56Should be in about a month.
00:32:58But there's no reason for us to hang out or anything unless something goes wrong.
00:33:04Wait.
00:33:06We can't just not hang out if we're dating.
00:33:09Fake dating, then.
00:33:11Yeah, but it's got to look real.
00:33:14My grandma told me she has, like, eyes all over this place.
00:33:18I mean, I guess that's true.
00:33:21After all, you are my fake girlfriend, so I should at least be a good fake boyfriend.
00:33:26Maybe take on a few fake dates.
00:33:29What do you think?
00:33:32What kind of fake dates?
00:33:35I don't know. Just, like, do the stuff in the movies that people don't really do in real life.
00:33:40Sure.
00:33:42What kind of fake girlfriend would I be if I said no?
00:34:01The End
00:34:21You are cordially invited to a bespoke dinner with a brother of the Sigma fraternity at 7 pm.
00:34:28Formal, entire, encouraged.
00:34:35Ugh, I only have an hour to get ready?
00:34:38I don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore.
00:34:51Ah, our special guest for the evening.
00:34:54Welcome in, madame.
00:34:59Right this way.
00:35:14You did this all for me?
00:35:20You did this all for me?
00:35:22You're my girlfriend.
00:35:23I mean, my fake girlfriend.
00:35:25And I know we've been saving for the baby.
00:35:27And I couldn't really afford to take you to a nice restaurant, so...
00:35:30I thought I'd make one.
00:35:32That's like...
00:35:34the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
00:35:37Don't thank me yet, okay?
00:35:41Good evening, gentleman.
00:35:43And gentlewoman.
00:35:44May I interest you in tonight's special?
00:35:46It's also our only thing on our very limited menu.
00:35:50Two specials, please.
00:35:52Gotcha.
00:35:54Two of our finest instant ramens on the house.
00:35:59Bon appétit, lovebirds.
00:36:00Thank you, sir.
00:36:01Thanks.
00:36:04Sorry, we're kind of on a budget right now.
00:36:07No, this is perfect.
00:36:09I love it.
00:36:20Ooh, let's dance.
00:36:24Mmm...
00:36:26I don't know.
00:36:27Why not?
00:36:28Well, I wasn't exactly the most graceful before the pregnancy, and...
00:36:33You know, like, my feet are swollen, and I just fell off balance, and you know, like, I'm all...
00:36:41You're perfect.
00:36:42Really.
00:36:46Now have this dance with me.
00:36:58What is it?
00:37:01Nothing, I just...
00:37:05Ow!
00:37:06You okay?
00:37:10What's wrong?
00:37:11Yeah, the baby just, like, kicked.
00:37:15Do you want to feel it?
00:37:17Yeah.
00:37:18Here.
00:37:23I'm not feeling good.
00:37:27Oh my god, wow!
00:37:30That's amazing!
00:37:32Kelsey, you're amazing.
00:37:35You're pretty great yourself.
00:37:38Wait, I, um...
00:37:40I thought this was supposed to be fake.
00:37:43It doesn't feel fake, does it?
00:37:45No, it doesn't.
00:38:13Wait.
00:38:14Wait.
00:38:15What?
00:38:16Should we be doing this?
00:38:18Can't this hurt the baby?
00:38:20Aw, Ben, that's so sweet.
00:38:23But no, it won't hurt the baby.
00:38:25Are you sure?
00:38:26Positive.
00:38:42Breakfast is served.
00:38:50Something wrong?
00:38:52No, I just...
00:38:56I thought you left again.
00:38:59What?
00:39:01No.
00:39:02First of all, I wouldn't do that.
00:39:04Second of all, this is my room.
00:39:06I don't have many other places to go.
00:39:10Yeah, I know, I just...
00:39:15I panicked.
00:39:17I'm not going anywhere.
00:39:19But I am going to steal some of these eggs from you.
00:39:27So, um...
00:39:29Should we, like...
00:39:31Talk about what it's like?
00:39:35What about it?
00:39:39Kelsey?
00:39:40This is Dr. Gordon.
00:39:42Hi.
00:39:43Is everything okay?
00:39:45It's more than okay.
00:39:46I just wanted to let you know that your blood work came back.
00:39:49Well, Kelsey, you're having twins.
00:39:55You're having twins.
00:39:58Two babies.
00:40:00Kelsey?
00:40:02Are you there?
00:40:04Hello?
00:40:06Yeah, sorry.
00:40:07Kelsey's a bit shook up right now.
00:40:09Are you sure?
00:40:11Positive.
00:40:12It's very common, actually.
00:40:14One heartbeat masks the other.
00:40:16But there's two of them in there.
00:40:18No doubt about it.
00:40:21Thanks.
00:40:22You're welcome.
00:40:25Okay.
00:40:26Don't panic.
00:40:28Nothing's changed.
00:40:29Just...
00:40:30Double?
00:40:31Double of everything?
00:40:33I'm going to be huge!
00:40:36Oh my god, how am I going to hide this from my grandma?
00:40:38She's going to find out eventually.
00:40:41So, let's just wait until the babies are here and then we can figure out a way to break into it.
00:40:47I can't believe this.
00:40:48I mean, I'm 21.
00:40:49I can't have two babies.
00:40:54I'm alone?
00:40:55You're not alone.
00:40:57I'm here.
00:41:00I mean, single, Ben.
00:41:01Unmarried.
00:41:02We're not married yet, but...
00:41:06But what?
00:41:07I can't really put it into words.
00:41:09Let me show you.
00:41:18Okay.
00:41:19Remember how you told me you were so afraid of breaking your grandma's rules?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:23Well, I used to be afraid of breaking the rules, too.
00:41:27I was so afraid of what people would think of me if I wasn't this crazy fun party guy that everyone expected me to be.
00:41:33But then I met you.
00:41:39You just had this energy about you that I was so drawn to from the moment you crashed into me.
00:41:46Then I heard you thought I was just a one-night stand.
00:41:48That's because you left.
00:41:51I left because I thought that's what you wanted.
00:41:53I was sending you messages, but you never reached back out.
00:41:56You were just so mad at me.
00:41:58Ben, you matched with my best friend on some app.
00:42:01What girl wouldn't be mad?
00:42:05No, I didn't.
00:42:07Oh my god!
00:42:09That was Hunter messing around on my phone.
00:42:12I swear I deleted everything as soon as he did that.
00:42:14I figured if I couldn't have you, I would just cruise through senior year doing the same shit I've been doing.
00:42:21But I don't really want that anymore.
00:42:27I want you.
00:42:28Okay.
00:42:30What do we do now, then?
00:42:32I would like to ask you to be my girlfriend.
00:42:36My real girlfriend.
00:42:40Yeah, it's called a toga.
00:42:42It's super breathable.
00:42:44For like, you know, down there.
00:42:47I love this song.
00:42:49You wanna dance?
00:42:50Uh, no, I'm okay.
00:42:52Come on.
00:42:54No, I'm serious. I'm like waiting for someone.
00:42:56Well, I'm here.
00:42:58He's not.
00:43:00Finders keepers, am I right?
00:43:01That rule only applies to objects, not people.
00:43:04Come on.
00:43:06Ew, I'm sorry.
00:43:07Come on.
00:43:08My cord.
00:43:10Why should I?
00:43:11Because you said so.
00:43:13And this.
00:43:18And this.
00:43:24What the fuck?
00:43:27Whatever, man.
00:43:30You okay?
00:43:31Yeah, I just, I didn't know you could do that.
00:43:34There's a lot of things you didn't know I could do, Kelsey Barrington.
00:43:46Alright, listen up, you bunch of degenerates.
00:43:48You all come to my house every week and party.
00:43:50You drink my booze, throw up in my toilets.
00:43:53Just indulge me for one moment, please.
00:43:59Thanks, dude.
00:44:00What are you wearing?
00:44:01It's called a...
00:44:02Never mind.
00:44:03It's called a...
00:44:10Alright, I'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend, Kelsey Barrington.
00:44:33And I think it would be easier just to be here.
00:44:49Can we get some real music back in here?
00:44:56Wait, you're not even supposed to be here.
00:44:58Ben banned you.
00:44:59He didn't mean it, right, Ben?
00:45:01Yeah, I meant it.
00:45:04Hey.
00:45:17To win?
00:45:18Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Dean Barrington.
00:45:21It's alright, Mary.
00:45:23Just try not to walk and text at the same time, alright?
00:45:27Copy that.
00:45:28I was actually talking to Kelsey.
00:45:30Congratulations.
00:45:32To what exactly?
00:45:34You're gonna be a great grandma, duh!
00:45:36To twins.
00:45:38Not that you look like a great grandma or anything.
00:45:41Definitely a Gigi Milf.
00:45:43A great grandma, I'd like to...
00:45:45Right.
00:45:46And, uh, Kelsey told you this good news?
00:45:50Well, yeah.
00:45:51She's not gonna tell her family about telling me.
00:45:54Indeed.
00:45:55Will you please excuse me?
00:45:58Bye, Gigi Ma.
00:46:01Twins?
00:46:02That's definitely against the rules.
00:46:10Okay, you ready?
00:46:12Almost.
00:46:13I'm trying to zip up my pants.
00:46:15I think I'm starting to get a dad bod.
00:46:17Okay, well, hurry up.
00:46:18My grandma doesn't like it when I'm late.
00:46:20Well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant, but
00:46:22tonight is not the night that she's finding out about that.
00:46:24Hopefully.
00:46:26Okay, stud.
00:46:28Go off.
00:46:29Why, thank you.
00:46:30Tonight I'm wearing a Barrington original jacket,
00:46:33house of long pants,
00:46:35with fruta-blue underwear.
00:46:40Okay, this is, like, a really big deal, okay?
00:46:43My grandmother never lets anyone come over for Christmas dinner
00:46:46except my mom and I,
00:46:47and that wasn't even until I was, like, 15.
00:46:56Well, I'm so honored.
00:47:00I have to run back to the house.
00:47:01I'm going to have to meet you there, okay?
00:47:03Don't go standing under any mistletoe without me.
00:47:08That was weird.
00:47:18Okay.
00:47:22You got this, Ben.
00:47:24All you gotta do is ask.
00:47:26The rest is up to her.
00:47:28The worst she can say is no, right?
00:47:35There you are.
00:47:36I've been looking all over for you.
00:47:38Skye, I don't have time for this.
00:47:40I'm on my way to see Kelsey right now.
00:47:42I won't keep you, but
00:47:44just thought you should know.
00:47:50You've got more than one baby mama.
00:47:53It's super impossible.
00:47:54Do the math, dummy.
00:47:56We last rubbed elbows right before you met Kelsey.
00:48:00I'm about as far along as she is.
00:48:02You're not even showing.
00:48:03Because I'm genetically gifted.
00:48:05Our baby is going to be so hot.
00:48:08Much hotter than Kelsey's.
00:48:10No, it's just another one of your stupid tricks.
00:48:14Believe what you want, Papa,
00:48:16but this baby is yours, so
00:48:19what are you going to do about it?
00:48:24I'm so glad that you were able to join us, Sandra darling.
00:48:29Mom, I wouldn't miss Christmas for anything in the world.
00:48:32You know that.
00:48:34But also, where's this new beau of yours, Kels?
00:48:37Yes, Kelsey.
00:48:38Is he even going to show?
00:48:44Hi.
00:48:45I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:48:47So kind of you to join us, Benjamin.
00:48:51I'm sorry I didn't make it.
00:48:54Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry.
00:48:56You must be Kelsey's mother.
00:48:58It's so nice to meet you.
00:48:59Wow.
00:49:00You guys look a lot alike.
00:49:02Thank you, but flattery will get you nowhere with me.
00:49:07Just kidding.
00:49:08Just kidding.
00:49:10Actually, flattery will get you very far with me,
00:49:13especially from such a good-looking young man as yourself.
00:49:17Mom.
00:49:19Right.
00:49:20Best behavior.
00:49:25So, what happened?
00:49:29And don't lie to me.
00:49:31See you later.
00:49:40Sorry, I came from a quick study session.
00:49:43Is it okay if I use the restroom?
00:49:46Of course.
00:49:50Okay.
00:49:56A ring?
00:49:59So, Kelsey, I happened to run into your little friend.
00:50:04Rather, she ran into me.
00:50:06Mary?
00:50:07Oh.
00:50:08Yeah.
00:50:09I haven't really seen her in a long time, you know.
00:50:12Exams.
00:50:14That explains why she was so eager to chat with me.
00:50:18Such a talkative girl.
00:50:21Sorry, guys.
00:50:23What'd I miss?
00:50:24I was just telling Kelsey how I had run into her friend Mary the other day.
00:50:30And she is such a talkative girl, but she had some very strange news.
00:50:38Yeah, did she get her MCAT results back?
00:50:41I could never be a doctor.
00:50:43Well, there's Marley.
00:50:46Well, you should get over your squeamishness before you become a father, Ms. Jolosson.
00:50:56Mom, come on.
00:50:57Don't pressure them into starting a family yet.
00:50:59They're not even married, much less engaged.
00:51:02Take it from me, kids.
00:51:03Do not get pregnant until you're truly ready.
00:51:06Sage advice.
00:51:09A shame that they didn't follow it or my rules.
00:51:13What are you talking about, Mom?
00:51:16Kelsey, what is she talking about?
00:51:19Mom, I'm...
00:51:21I'm really sorry.
00:51:22I, um...
00:51:23We didn't plan it, obviously.
00:51:25It was, it was an accident.
00:51:26Um...
00:51:31Happy accident.
00:51:32Couldn't have been any happier.
00:51:35Not only is she pregnant...
00:51:38But, Kelsey, why don't you tell your mother how many babies you are expecting?
00:51:44Two.
00:51:45What?
00:51:46Two babies.
00:51:47Twins.
00:51:48Two blessings.
00:51:49You're not even taking this seriously at all, are you, young man?
00:51:52Mom.
00:51:53No, I'm serious, Kelsey.
00:51:54You know how hard it was on me being pregnant so young.
00:51:58To raise me?
00:51:59Geez, wow.
00:52:00I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was such a burden.
00:52:02I am taking this seriously, Ms. Barrington.
00:52:05Then prove it.
00:52:06Prove it to my daughter, because God knows her father sure as hell didn't take it seriously.
00:52:12I'm sorry, how do you want me to prove that to you?
00:52:15I will offer you $100,000 if you get up right now.
00:52:26Excuse me?
00:52:27I will offer you $100,000 to get up, leave, and never talk to my granddaughter again.
00:52:35How does that solve anything?
00:52:38I grew up without a dad, and now you want my kids to grow up without one?
00:52:42No father is better than one that's going to leave later.
00:52:45Your mother and I did just fine with no husbands.
00:52:49Yeah, right, fine.
00:52:51Wait, you have a problem with how I raised you?
00:52:56Maybe I do, okay?
00:52:58Maybe it would have been nice to have a father, or just any family at all.
00:53:03Grandma couldn't even look at me until she realized that I was smart enough to get into Claremore.
00:53:08Enough!
00:53:10Let Ben answer.
00:53:12Are you going to get up and leave for the money?
00:53:16No.
00:53:19That's it?
00:53:20I said no.
00:53:22What else do you want?
00:53:24I don't know.
00:53:27Defend me.
00:53:30Defend yourself.
00:53:33I don't have anything else to say.
00:53:40Are you sure you're going to keep them?
00:53:42Yeah, of course, Mom.
00:53:44Sorry to disappoint you.
00:53:46I'm not mad or disappointed, Kels.
00:53:48I just want it better for you.
00:53:50You know, a fairytale ending, not some guy.
00:53:53Ben is not some guy.
00:53:55He's just, he's got a lot on his mind right now, okay?
00:53:59So...
00:54:02Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him, and we're going to leave.
00:54:11So you'll give me the money?
00:54:17So you'll give me the money?
00:54:19I'll take the $100,000, but you have to agree to my terms, okay?
00:54:30Kels is going to stay in school.
00:54:33She gets to participate in the fashion show, and she's going to graduate.
00:54:38You are going to stay out of her way.
00:54:42She's going to live her life by her own rules, exactly the way she wants it.
00:54:47Who do I make the check out to?
00:54:50I'm so sorry for everything that happened.
00:54:52It's my fault.
00:54:54No, don't say that.
00:54:56I mean, it was going to come out eventually.
00:54:59What an absolute piece of shit.
00:55:01I wish I could kick his ass.
00:55:03Yeah, me too.
00:55:05But my mom was right.
00:55:08I'd rather have my kids not have a father than one that would just take the money and run.
00:55:12I'm sorry.
00:55:14I'm sorry.
00:55:16I'd rather have my kids not have a father than one that would just take the money and run.
00:55:21Save it, Hunter. I'm just here to get the rest of my stuff.
00:55:25Okay, but Ben left this for you.
00:55:28What is it?
00:55:32I'm not sure, to be honest.
00:55:39What's it say?
00:55:42Um, nothing.
00:55:44I just want some time alone, so I'll catch you later.
00:55:51I didn't know your best friend was such an asshole.
00:55:54Word. Well, since she asked for some space.
00:55:57You want to go make out?
00:56:05I was never faking it. I'm sorry.
00:56:12I'm sorry.
00:56:19Kelsey!
00:56:21There you are.
00:56:23Guess Ben played both of us, huh?
00:56:28Ben never played you. He was being honest.
00:56:31He just didn't want to be with you, Skye.
00:56:33So you're defending him?
00:56:35Even after he left?
00:56:37I heard he took all of his shit overnight.
00:56:40Didn't even say goodbye to Hunter.
00:56:43Look, he has his reasons.
00:56:45I think.
00:56:48Yeah. I'll show you the reason.
00:56:55Ben is just another deadbeat daddy.
00:56:58Knocking girls up and leaving them with the mess he made.
00:57:05This isn't real.
00:57:07It's very real, Kelsey.
00:57:10Face it. You're not special.
00:57:13You know what? Just stop.
00:57:15You're just another notch on his bedpost.
00:57:18Just. Like. Me.
00:57:37Hey! Okay, I cannot wait to show you everything I got for you.
00:57:41Look at this! Look how cute this is!
00:57:43This little changing table.
00:57:45That's the crib.
00:57:46That's where you're going to put all the little dirty diapers.
00:57:49And then look at all the little stuffed toys.
00:57:51We've got the little clothes here.
00:57:54I cannot wait for you and the babies to move in after graduation, baby girl.
00:57:58I know I've been hard on you, Kelsey.
00:58:00But I want you to know I am so proud of all your hard work.
00:58:07Yeah.
00:58:31Wow, Skye. You look so good for being, you know.
00:58:35For what?
00:58:37For being, like, six months pregnant.
00:58:40No, I'm not pregnant.
00:58:45That was just a lie I told Ben to stop whatever was going on with that loser Kelsey.
00:58:51Isn't that kind of...
00:58:54Fucked up?
00:58:55Whatever.
00:59:01I can't believe that absolute bitch!
00:59:04What are we going to do?
00:59:06What do you mean?
00:59:07We have to get Ben and Kelsey back together.
00:59:09Doug!
00:59:11Oh, Ben! I missed that guy.
00:59:14Talked to him since he left?
00:59:16Uh, no.
00:59:19Ugh, boys are so dumb.
00:59:22Okay, here's the plan.
00:59:24Have you ever seen The Parent Trap?
00:59:26Yeah, with Lindsay Lohan and her twin.
00:59:30Yeah, but she's not actually a twin.
00:59:34Never mind. The point is, we have to get them in the same room without them knowing.
00:59:39Oh, okay.
00:59:42I still don't understand.
00:59:47Call Ben. Now.
00:59:49Okay, where are you going?
00:59:51I have a party to plan.
00:59:56I'm so excited that we're grabbing brunch.
00:59:58It's like old times.
01:00:00Minus the mimosas.
01:00:02I mean, I'm going to have a mimosa, but you should not.
01:00:06I know, I'm really excited that we're hanging out too.
01:00:09Although, I was thinking I should really get back to work.
01:00:12Girl, you need to relax and let loose a little bit.
01:00:17You're going to be a mommy soon.
01:00:20Speaking of which...
01:00:25Surprise!
01:00:32Surprise!
01:00:38You had a baby shower? You did this all for me?
01:00:41Well, I had some help.
01:00:43My baby's having babies!
01:00:46Mom, you didn't have to do that.
01:00:49Oh, sweetie, of course I did.
01:00:51I'm so sorry about how I reacted when you first told me you were pregnant.
01:00:54I am so, so happy for you.
01:00:57Okay, come on. Let's get this fun started.
01:01:03Ow! Stupid diamond.
01:01:18Don't mind if I do.
01:01:22I love you.
01:01:30Dude, this place has got the tastiest waffles.
01:01:33Trust me, bro.
01:01:35It's really good to see you, man, but I'm probably just going to get back to work.
01:01:39You gotta loosen up, man. Let's get some mimosas in you.
01:01:42I'm not really drinking anymore.
01:01:45Who are you, and what have you done with my bed?
01:01:49So, this one is from your grandmother.
01:01:54She got me something.
01:01:56The woman who paid my boyfriend to leave my pregnant ass.
01:02:00Don't complain. She didn't get me a damn thing.
01:02:08All of that wealth, and she got me a weird old blanket.
01:02:11And just one.
01:02:13She doesn't know I'm having twins, right?
01:02:15I told you, she's not really good at gift giving.
01:02:18Take it back.
01:02:20Okay, so there's just one more present.
01:02:35Ben?
01:02:37What are you doing here?
01:02:39I don't know. Hunter?
01:02:42Well, I brought you here because Sky's lying.
01:02:46She was never pregnant. She just made that up to break you guys up.
01:02:50It doesn't matter. You still left.
01:02:54I left because I was ashamed.
01:02:56I failed you. I failed us. I failed our kids.
01:03:00I figured the $100,000 would do more for you than I ever could.
01:03:04You thought I wanted the money more than you?
01:03:07No, I didn't think you wanted the money. I just thought you wanted the security.
01:03:10I leveraged the check from your grandma in exchange for you to finish school
01:03:14and participate in the fashion show.
01:03:16That was the deal.
01:03:18So you're saying you left for me?
01:03:20Yeah. I had to leave for you.
01:03:22Or else Sky would have just been waving her baby around in your face.
01:03:26Her fake baby.
01:03:28But if it was real, I would have sent money.
01:03:31I would have loved it too.
01:03:33Loved it enough to stay away.
01:03:35Not ruin his life like I ruined yours.
01:03:37You didn't ruin my life.
01:03:41You leaving without a trace.
01:03:43No phone call or anything.
01:03:45That ruined my life.
01:03:48I'm sorry.
01:03:50I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:03:52Well, you did.
01:03:56I love you, Kelsey.
01:03:58I did then and I do right now.
01:04:04I never stopped loving you.
01:04:06I just stopped loving myself.
01:04:08I promise you I will never leave your side ever again.
01:04:13Just please take me back.
01:04:17Please, Kelsey.
01:04:25I'm sorry, Ben.
01:04:27I'm sorry.
01:04:33I understand everything that you're going through and why you did what you did.
01:04:39Sky was terrible for lying to you like that.
01:04:43But I can't.
01:04:47I can't do this again.
01:04:51And I have to do what's best for me and the babies.
01:04:55And that means not being with you.
01:04:59I mean, we can be co-parents and friends, but we can't be together.
01:05:09I hope you understand.
01:05:15I do.
01:05:18Time for plan B.
01:05:21So, where are we going?
01:05:23It's spring break and you're about to pop.
01:05:26You need to unwind.
01:05:28Okay, well the last time you told me to let loose resulted in this, so...
01:05:32Well, you can't get any more pregnant than you already are.
01:05:36I think.
01:05:38Aren't you going to med school? Shouldn't you like know this?
01:05:40I missed that day.
01:05:51Nothing like being in the woods with your best bros.
01:05:54Yeah, man. It's nice to get away from it all.
01:06:05What was that?
01:06:08Dude, you said it was going to be bros weekend.
01:06:12Bros and hoes.
01:06:15Kelsey, this is not my ho. I'm Ben.
01:06:18Kelsey, this is not my ho. I'm your girlfriend, man.
01:06:21She's a lovely woman, dude. She's carrying my kids.
01:06:24Why is she here?
01:06:35No. Uh-uh. I am not spending a week in the woods with Ben.
01:06:42I'm pregnant, hormonal, and still a little mad at Ben.
01:06:46There's no way I can spend an entire week with him.
01:06:49Okay, well then, what are you going to do about it, mama?
01:06:53You're already here, in the woods, a thousand miles from campus.
01:06:57We're like 20 miles away tops.
01:06:59Okay, well, I'm not driving you back.
01:07:02So, you're stuck here at Barrington with me and Ben.
01:07:07I think the plan's going great.
01:07:10Plan? What plan?
01:07:17Guys, are you trying to get us back together?
01:07:20No. Not at all.
01:07:24Guys, are you trying to get us back together?
01:07:27No. Not at all.
01:07:49My whole body hurts.
01:07:53Here's a tip. Never get pregnant.
01:07:56Okay.
01:07:58Where are, um...
01:08:00Hunter and Mary went on a hike.
01:08:02You didn't want to go?
01:08:04I wanted to be here with you.
01:08:06Ben.
01:08:07Look, I know your idea of relaxing vacation isn't hanging out with me here for a week,
01:08:12and I don't blame you after what I did to you, you know?
01:08:17I don't hate you, Ben. And especially when you make me do it.
01:08:23Well, if you want me to fuck off and leave you alone, just let me know.
01:08:28But if you want company while Hunter and Mary do whatever it is they do,
01:08:33I can show you around.
01:08:36I grew up in these woods, practically.
01:08:40I plan on taking our kids here one day.
01:08:43How do you do that?
01:08:45Do what?
01:08:47Make it impossible for me to be mad at you forever?
01:08:53Yeah.
01:09:11Wow.
01:09:12Let's keep coming.
01:09:13I'm surprised the tub didn't overflow.
01:09:15Excuse me?
01:09:17I said, I didn't know cows could swim.
01:09:20Moo!
01:09:24Ugh!
01:09:28Ugh!
01:09:30She's pregnant, asshole!
01:09:32Do you want to say that again to the mother of my children?
01:09:35Jesus, Ben, chill!
01:09:37You used to be cool, man.
01:09:39You're a legend.
01:09:40What's wrong with you?
01:09:46You okay?
01:09:47You know, I should tell you that violence is never the answer,
01:09:50but it's kind of cute you going macho over our family.
01:09:56Family, huh?
01:09:57Mm-hmm.
01:09:58Ha, ha, ha.
01:10:29Ha, ha, ha.
01:10:33Kels.
01:10:36I know I fucked up.
01:10:39Everything I've done was for you.
01:10:41I just didn't go about it the right way.
01:10:44If you give me another chance,
01:10:47I promise I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:10:54Oh, really?
01:10:59I swear, Hunter and Mary is my witness.
01:11:03You know, they make a really cute couple.
01:11:06So do we.
01:11:10So, how are you planning on making this up to me?
01:11:14Well, I'll start by doing this.
01:11:19Oh, my God, you're going to drop me.
01:11:22No.
01:11:29No.
01:11:34I like your work ethic, Miss Miller.
01:11:37Working late during spring break?
01:11:40Thanks, Prof.
01:11:41Inspiration just suddenly hit me.
01:11:44Well, keep it up,
01:11:47and I'm sure you'll receive a lot of offers at the showcase next week.
01:11:51Maybe even more than our star, Miss Barrington.
01:11:54Oh, I'm counting on it.
01:11:58I'll show that bitch.
01:12:01There is no way she can design a new collection in time for the showcase.
01:12:11I'll be staying with my mom until I can find an apartment,
01:12:14and, you know, suppose I can have my old spot back in the house?
01:12:17Bad ass with chats, you're going to suck in your life, bro.
01:12:19I'm sorry, man.
01:12:21I mean, you could, like, stay with me if you wanted to.
01:12:25Just a warning, I roll over, like, 700 times in the middle of the night.
01:12:28And I wake up with, like, really weird food cravings.
01:12:31Do you?
01:12:32And the baby kicks. Like, hard.
01:12:35Sounds perfect to me.
01:12:43Come to our end of the year fashion showcase.
01:12:45What's wrong?
01:12:47Sky.
01:12:51She stole my designs.
01:12:56What's wrong?
01:12:58All of my work, all of my designs, they're gone.
01:13:01Oh, my God. We've got to tell someone.
01:13:06Oh, my God.
01:13:09That's Marissa Leon.
01:13:11This is just some of the work you'll see at the showcase.
01:13:17This collection is from one of our most improved students, Sky Miller.
01:13:22And here's one of our most accomplished students, Kelsey Barrington.
01:13:27Despite her condition, Kelsey has managed to perform really well.
01:13:33Kelsey, do you have anything you want to show our guest before the big show?
01:13:38Actually, it's going to be a surprise.
01:13:42Kelsey really wanted to shock the audience.
01:13:45It'll be worth it. Trust me.
01:13:47I really hope so, Ms. Barrington.
01:13:49I'm looking forward to seeing your work.
01:13:57What was that?
01:13:59Me saving your ass until we find a way to get your designs back.
01:14:02Sky can't get away with this, Kelsey.
01:14:05She already has.
01:14:07They all think that those are her designs.
01:14:13I mean, she's altered my designs and my dresses and everything.
01:14:17She's altered my designs and my dresses and...
01:14:21Even if I could get them back, I...
01:14:25Look, we can always go to the dean.
01:14:28No, absolutely not.
01:14:33It's over.
01:14:36That is not the Kelsey I know.
01:14:39The Kelsey I do know, she fights for herself.
01:14:42She pushes for what she wants.
01:14:48I mean, there's like...
01:14:51This one idea I have.
01:15:00But I would need like a lot of help to make it happen and...
01:15:03There's only 48 hours until the showcase.
01:15:07I just couldn't ask that of you guys.
01:15:11No offense, but you don't know how to sew.
01:15:14Kelsey, yes, you can.
01:15:17I'm here to do whatever you want.
01:15:19Same.
01:15:21If I want to be a doctor, I have to learn how to sew anyway.
01:15:24Ditto. Whatever she said.
01:15:29You guys would like actually help me?
01:15:32Duh.
01:15:35Guys, let's get to work.
01:15:45Is the fabric down?
01:15:48Put this down, and then you'll thread this.
01:15:51So go ahead and do that.
01:15:55Kelsey, there you go.
01:16:00Yeah, if we could have them at 7, that would be great.
01:16:03Perfect. Thank you so much.
01:16:09We did it, guys.
01:16:12I have my very own maternity collection.
01:16:15That's amazing, Kelsey.
01:16:17You crushed it.
01:16:19Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you guys.
01:16:22I never knew Hunter was so good at sewing.
01:16:25Yeah, no biggie. I used to help my mom all the time.
01:16:28Maybe I should have gone into fashion design instead of pre-law.
01:16:31I'm sorry, you're going into law?
01:16:33Yeah, Harvard.
01:16:35Why? What did you guys think I was studying?
01:16:38Honestly, I really had no idea.
01:16:40No idea?
01:16:42Well, what are we waiting for?
01:16:44Let's get you ready for your big night.
01:16:47¶¶ ¶¶
01:17:09I'm here to defend my client, Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington, for copyright infringement for
01:17:30one Miss Sky noted.
01:17:37This picture, conclusively dated from August of last year, shows my client wearing a dress
01:17:43of her design months before Sky even started working on her collection.
01:17:48Is this true?
01:17:50No.
01:17:52Yes, I don't know.
01:17:54Please don't fail me.
01:17:58This is so gonna go viral.
01:18:02Hey, let go!
01:18:05Now that that's done, I'd like to invite my client to showcase her collection that she
01:18:11designed in the aftermath of the plagiarism by Miss Sky.
01:18:15Also, I love my girlfriend.
01:18:18Bye.
01:18:22Alright, um, sorry about that mix-up.
01:18:27Next we have Kelsey Barrington with...
01:18:31Actually, I don't know what Kelsey is going to show us tonight.
01:18:35Kelsey?
01:18:36Okay, Kelsey.
01:18:37You got this.
01:18:39You may be almost nine months pregnant, but...
01:18:48Hey.
01:18:49Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:18:50What's wrong?
01:18:51What's wrong?
01:18:52What's wrong?
01:18:54I think I just had a contraction.
01:18:58A contraction?
01:19:00We need to go to the hospital.
01:19:03I know, I know.
01:19:05I'm good, it's just false alarm.
01:19:07You're fine?
01:19:08Mm-hmm.
01:19:09Are you sure you can do this right now?
01:19:11Yeah, I can.
01:19:13I can.
01:19:26Um, first off, I wanted to thank all of my friends for being so supportive for when my
01:19:33designs were stolen.
01:19:34I really couldn't have done this without them.
01:19:36But losing my collection made me realize something.
01:19:41Shouldn't maternity wear look good too?
01:19:44Because, I mean, I wouldn't have been able to fit into a single one of those dresses
01:19:48that Scott showed you because, well, I don't have a partner.
01:19:54So, my collection is dedicated to making sure that pregnant women feel their absolute best.
01:20:02Because, well, nobody should feel grumpy when they're going through the absolute most beautiful
01:20:09and wonderful phase of their life.
01:20:14Motherhood is not something to be ashamed of or hide from.
01:20:19It's something to celebrate.
01:20:22So, please give it up for my models.
01:20:34I take it back.
01:20:35Pregnant chicks are hot.
01:20:36And that is my presentation.
01:20:51What's going on?
01:20:54I think my water just broke.
01:21:01Excuse me, I'm so sorry.
01:21:02I'm looking for my daughter, Kelsey Barrington.
01:21:04Is she okay?
01:21:06Fastest delivery ever.
01:21:08A perfectly healthy pair of twins.
01:21:11One boy, one girl.
01:21:13What about Kelsey?
01:21:19Couldn't be better.
01:21:21I've never seen such a supportive partner either.
01:21:24Ben was with her every step of the way.
01:21:36Grandma?
01:21:40Grandma?
01:21:45You're precious.
01:21:48I'll go get these two changed.
01:21:59I saw your show last night.
01:22:02Very impressive.
01:22:03And I can assure you that Sky will be dealt with.
01:22:08You actually came?
01:22:11Well, how could I miss my granddaughter's big moment?
01:22:16I just thought because I broke the rules that...
01:22:21Oh, fuck the rules.
01:22:24Pardon my language.
01:22:26How all those rules did was stop me from having a real relationship with my family.
01:22:35And that's what I want the most, you know?
01:22:40So you're not ashamed of me?
01:22:43Because I was pregnant?
01:22:45Ashamed? No.
01:22:48A wise woman once told me,
01:22:50to stop caring about what people think.
01:22:55I used to love knitting.
01:22:58I wasn't very good.
01:23:00And when your mother got pregnant,
01:23:03I made a little something for the baby.
01:23:08But I never gave it to her.
01:23:12My vanity got in the way.
01:23:14The blanket.
01:23:17That's why you gave it to me.
01:23:20After all these years, I wanted you to have it.
01:23:24It's not very fancy or very good, but...
01:23:29It's a symbol of how much you mean to me.
01:23:33And how much your babies mean to me.
01:23:37I'm sorry.
01:23:38Of how much you mean to me.
01:23:41And how much your babies mean to me.
01:23:45And...
01:23:48I made another one for the boy.
01:23:55I love them, Grandma.
01:23:56Oh, thank you.
01:23:58Hey.
01:24:00Hey.
01:24:05Kels?
01:24:06You have another visitor.
01:24:15Hello, Kelsey.
01:24:21I mean, Marcel Young, you...
01:24:24You're my hero.
01:24:25And you're mine.
01:24:27After last night.
01:24:29The way you and your friends stood up to that girl and...
01:24:33Your collection.
01:24:35It really spoke to me.
01:24:37I'm a working mom too,
01:24:39and I never even thought to design something pregnant women could wear
01:24:43and feel proud of.
01:24:45So...
01:24:46When your grandma told me that she delivered right after the show,
01:24:51I had to come and pay the young mama
01:24:55a visit.
01:24:56And give you this.
01:25:00I want you to take the next few months
01:25:03some much deserved rest at home
01:25:05with your babies,
01:25:07and then I want you to call
01:25:08and work for me.
01:25:12Wait, you really mean it?
01:25:13Absolutely.
01:25:14I want you to design a maternity line for the house of Leon.
01:25:18If you're interested.
01:25:22She's interested.
01:25:24Great.
01:25:25I look forward to hearing from you, Kelsey.
01:25:36Hey dude and gal.
01:25:37Looks like mommy's gonna be a big fashion designer just like I always knew.
01:25:42But there's one thing she needs to do first.
01:25:50Congratulations, Isabella.
01:25:54The next name that I'm gonna read makes me very proud.
01:26:00Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington.
01:26:10Congratulations.
01:26:15There you go.
01:26:17Dude, I found it.
01:26:19It was in your old bedroom.
01:26:21Oh my god.
01:26:23Dude, I owe you.
01:26:33I love you babies.
01:26:34I'm so proud of you.
01:26:38Benjamin Lawrence Lawson.
01:26:42Come to the stage.
01:26:45But I didn't finish my degree.
01:26:47Grandma works in mysterious ways.
01:26:50I heard she even breaks the rules sometimes.
01:26:53Yeah.
01:26:59All right, Benjamin.
01:27:02You may have to finish a few classes during the summer.
01:27:07But I wanted you to have this moment.
01:27:15Grandma.
01:27:16Just call me Grandma.
01:27:18And hurry up and marry my granddaughter, will you?
01:27:30Skye Miller.
01:27:36You are not graduating.
01:27:39You can't do this.
01:27:42Oh yes, I think I can.
01:27:45Passant to Chapter 32, Section B, Row 2.
01:27:49Plagiarism can not only result in the failure of a class,
01:27:51but also expulsion or suspension to the dean's discretion.
01:27:56Basically, if you fuck around, you find out.
01:27:59Thank you, Hunter.
01:28:01So this dean has decided
01:28:04that you are not going to get a degree from this college.
01:28:10And that brings us to the 2024-2025 closing of the academic year.
01:28:18Congratulations, you are all graduates of Claremower College.
01:28:26Except for Skye.
01:28:28Except Skye.
01:28:29Congratulations!
01:28:41Hey Mom, where are the-
01:28:42Where are the-
01:28:47Kelsey, I know getting pregnant and marrying me was not a part of the plan.
01:28:52And it has not been easy.
01:28:55And there's been a lot of ups and downs.
01:29:01Yes! Yes, I'll marry you!
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