Tom Hanks, Tina Fey, Scarlett Johansson, & More Join Martin Short In STAR-STUDDED 5-Timers Cold Open(1)
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00:00Did you two have a thing?
00:02We took a hot yoga class together where we made love and got kicked out
00:06And then we both voted for Trump
00:09Don't tell them that. It's okay in this club. You can be completely honest. Anyone else want to try? I'll go
00:18Ant-man's powers aren't good
00:23It's me that's flying those drones
00:25I
00:29Never had COVID
00:34I am covered right now. I have way too many children
00:43Martin short is officially in Saturday Night Live's is five-timers Club
00:47The actor was inducted into the show's elite five-timers Club during the cold open on December 21st with the help of its fellow a list
00:54Members including Tom Hanks Paul Rudd Tina Fey Alec Baldwin Scarlett Johansson
01:00Kristen Wiig Melissa McCarthy Emma Stone and John Mulaney Jimmy Fallon also made a cameo
01:07The sketch began with Tom Hanks alone explaining how he created the club back in 1990 when he hosted for the fifth time
01:13The actor was then joined by Paul Rudd before the two welcomed the only murders in the building star into the room
01:18Which was set up as the five-timers Club Christmas party
01:24You
01:43Hello, I'm Tom Hanks
01:48In December
01:501990 I
01:51created the SNL five-timers Club an
01:56Ingeniously lazy way to avoid writing a monologue
02:00It has grown into one of the most exclusive clubs in the industry and tonight
02:05We are here to induct our newest member. Hey
02:21I gotta ask who the hell are you talking to here? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry
02:27I've done so many documentaries whenever I sit in a leather chair. I just naturally assume I'm in one
02:34Well, should we let him in he's been standing outside for 20 minutes
02:50Oh
03:00Get over here Marty. Hey, have they taught you the secret handshake? Of course they have
03:06One two, three, four five. You're great
03:12Hey, what do they call you by the way Marty or Martin or well, my friends all call me Marty so you can call me
03:19Mr. Martin short
03:23The celebrity cameos continued as Tina Fey joined the sketch followed by Alec Baldwin
03:42You know, I am so glad that you are here
03:44You are one of the rarest things in Hollywood a writer who's attractive enough to be on camera
03:51And you are one of the least rare things in Hollywood a loud, man
03:58You're right, you're so right
04:01Oh, hey, thank you kid
04:05May I offer you our signature cocktail the Marty teeny
04:11It's just like you super sweet and after a few sips you're like I get it
04:17You know, it's often paired with our Steve Martini
04:21But tonight we're serving it solo and I bet it's even better on its own
04:28Now first things first we need to make sure you're really ready to be a five-timer quick name three current cast members no idea
04:36And that was the whole test
04:40And hey, you picked a great time of year to join
04:44This is our annual Christmas party. Yes, and I love the decorations my goodness
04:49Yes, these are actually scripts that we all sabotaged because the cast member had a better part than we do
04:58Of course you can
05:00You
05:08You're in the five-timers club now the rules are different look at your robe
05:14Well, that's right. I've hosted 17 times
05:18Happen to be a very useful type of the show. They call me when they need someone to play a Republican
05:24Because of my face my voice and my strong daddy vibes. Yes
05:29Really a daddy vibe go to your room Tina
05:32Afterwards Scarlett Johansson entered the room first seen alongside her husband and current SNL cast member Colin Jost
05:38Though she slammed the door in his face as she walked in
05:41Kristen Wiig then also made an appearance before the group got candid jokingly sharing secrets
05:58Oh
06:06I'll take it. I have to put my gift under the tree too. It's not another book about World War two. Is it Tom?
06:13No, it's about outer space
06:29I'm I'm not living here. What no one. No one said that good cuz cuz I'm not living here
06:38Hello Martin, hello Kristen, I
06:42Hope you're not expecting a repeat of what happened last year when we saw each other. I'm not that girl anymore
06:48And I'm not that flexible anymore
06:54We took a hot yoga class together where we made love and got kicked out
06:58And then we both voted for Trump
07:01Don't tell them that it's okay in this club. You can be completely honest. Anyone else want to try?
07:07I'll go
07:10Ant-man's powers aren't good
07:15It's me that's flying those drones
07:20I'll go. I never had Kovac
07:25I am Kovac right now
07:28I'll go I have way too many children
07:33Then Melissa McCarthy Emma Stone John Mulaney and Jimmy Fallon joined the group to close off the star-studded cold open
07:41But wait, is this a five-timers thing or an only murders reunion?
07:45Well, it is true, you know
07:47Tina and Paul were both guest stars and isn't it embarrassing that shows throw in big-name cameos just for cheap ratings boost
07:58I
08:12Honestly, this is such an accomplishment
08:16Hello Christian
08:19Emma I hope you're not expecting a repeat of what happened when I saw you
08:24I'm not that girl anymore, and I'm not that drunk, but you should know
08:28I'm getting close
08:36Well, I just I just have to say that it is so nice to see each other outside of a sketch
08:41I mean we were can act like the dignified salt of the earth
08:45Celebrity folks that we are I don't know normally you'd be chugging ranch dressing and crashing through a table by now
08:53But exactly
08:54Yeah, this is a classy place and you know, we don't do any of that sophomore comedy stuff here do uh-huh
09:00No, now if you'd excuse me, I'd like to treat myself to a cockatiel
09:24I
09:32Can't believe that we did that sitcom ten years ago. Oh, you could never do that show now
09:38Why cuz everyone's so woke no because it wasn't good and no one liked it
09:43But you came back strong and then you crashed and burned and then you came back strong and we're all so curious what will happen next
09:52Let's raise a toast. Shall we? Oh, is there anything non-alcoholic? Do you mean drinks or people cuz either way? No
10:00Well, Marty, you're finally in the five-timers Club, which means we've got a little something for you
10:07jacket boy
10:09Hey everybody
10:11I
10:16Can only say for a little bit and then I have to go and host another game show and laugh at my own jokes
10:23Someone's laughing
10:24You get it. Well Marty, I just want to say I'm so happy to be here for this moment
10:28So I'd like to present to you the official five-timers Club jacket in exactly your size a women's small
10:41Oh
11:05Plus SNL's Christmas episode which featured Hozier as musical guest
11:10Also saw weekend update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che participate in their infamous annual joke swap which included live reactions from Scarlett
11:17Johansson
11:23Why I want to dedicate this next joke to my boo Scarlett
11:40Oh my god, she's so genuinely worried
11:44Hey, boo
11:46Y'all know Scarlett just celebrated her 40th birthday, which
11:52Which means I'm about to get up out of there
11:55I
12:07Think there's a little more there's more
12:10No, no, I'm just playing. We just had a kid together and y'all ain't see no pictures of him yet
12:26I
12:35Ain't afraid of you mofo
12:38But why the two continues to set records at the box office because like me and good my good friend Jeffrey Epstein used to say
12:46There's nothing like an island adventure with a teenage girl
12:49I'm just kidding. I would never ever sleep with a girl as dark as Moana
13:00And hey before we go I would be remiss if I didn't address the allegations about Jay-Z
13:13Some people are afraid to talk about it, but not my key the true bomb-shelter
13:17So here it is
13:20Jay-z is innocent
13:23Those parties and I know because I want
13:29And did he have you listening with bad boys for life
13:34When it comes to the charges against you I'll say the same thing I always said at your parties I will help you off
13:42Strange thing to say at a party. Wow. Nah for real, though
13:52Costco has removed the roast beef sandwich from its menu, but I ain't trippin
14:00I
14:02Don't know what to say
14:04I
14:06Don't know what to say
14:08Sandwich from its menu, but I ain't trippin. I've been eating roast beef every night
14:38Oh
14:42My goodness, I can't believe you Colin for we get nothing. I am Michael J