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Un chiot orphelin est recueilli par Jake la veille de Noël et doit se cacher d'un attrapeur de chiens, des parents de Jake et d'une méchante dame.
Un chiot orphelin est recueilli par Jake la veille de Noël et doit se cacher d'un attrapeur de chiens, des parents de Jake et d'une méchante dame.
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00:00:00Ah, Christmas! There's nothing like it. It's the holidays, winter, but above all, it's a state of mind.
00:00:16It's the time to celebrate peace and goodwill. It's also the time to get together as a family,
00:00:21to think about placing something special at the foot of the tree, something that will give a smile on Christmas morning.
00:00:28For a dog, the most beautiful gift is the love of a family during the Christmas season.
00:00:33It's to be considered as a member of the family as a whole.
00:00:37There's just one problem with this picture, and that's that it's not me.
00:00:41I'm here. The dog is registered for 18,927.
00:00:45OK, let's do it like last time. Remember? And no smile.
00:00:48It's not my fault if you landed here. It's your fault.
00:00:52A little to the right. No, your right. My right, whatever.
00:00:56That's Doug, the guy from the furniture shop. It looks like he loves to make life impossible.
00:01:01Ah yes, and if not, he talks all the time.
00:01:08And as a photographer, he's completely bad.
00:01:11What's with these shots? Oh dear. They think I didn't see them.
00:01:17And do you know the worst place to spend Christmas?
00:01:21The prison.
00:01:22I'm not talking about a nice little furniture shop with clean towels and chocolate on the pillow.
00:01:28No, I'm talking about the towel, the cabin, the violin, the bath, the zonzon, whatever.
00:01:38Here, there are two horrible things. The gamel and the second gamel ration.
00:01:43And then you have to wait. That's all you can do. You wait all day, and every day it's the same thing.
00:01:49And you never know if it's going to be your best, your worst, or your last day.
00:01:55This steak is not a reward for good behavior. It's the last meal of a condemned dog.
00:02:01Poor Chiffon. At least he doesn't know what to expect.
00:02:05Don't worry, Chiffon, you'll be better wherever you go. That's for sure.
00:02:09I have the impression that he's starting to hate Christmas too, like all of us here.
00:02:13I hate Christmas. It's the worst of the holidays.
00:02:16The only thing that amuses me is finding a solution to keep Mr. Binoclar company.
00:02:23Ciao, poor bell. You won't see me alive.
00:02:30I have aerodynamic ears, you idiot.
00:02:32My escape skills are not very conventional, but at least it makes you do some exercise.
00:02:37Oh, it smells good in here. What's there to eat?
00:02:40Okay, okay, you got me. Okay, I made a mistake, sorry.
00:02:44Wait, my head! I'd like to keep it attached to my body, thank you.
00:02:48Are you saving hot water or what?
00:02:50Ah, great, we're home. Just a little corner.
00:02:53Nice, the grill decoration, I love it.
00:02:57Ah, you left the window open, banana.
00:03:04Let's go again.
00:03:06Let's go again.
00:03:09Chicken thighs, I'll give you one.
00:03:11Oh, no, keep both.
00:03:13I'm not going to steal people's food.
00:03:15Hey, it looks good at home. Let me in.
00:03:17We always need a nanny to party.
00:03:19What's that? Oh, no, not him.
00:03:21No, it's not going to start again.
00:03:23It's not good at home, you want to go somewhere else, is that it?
00:03:25Where do you want to go? To Kabul, is that it?
00:03:28What's that, Kabul?
00:03:30You eat it or you pee on it?
00:03:32Well, whatever, I'll take both.
00:03:36It's nice to run in the open air,
00:03:38except that we freeze a little bit.
00:03:40Oh, what a guy, he's too bad.
00:03:42Okay, you got me, bravo.
00:03:44I didn't see you coming, you did a good job.
00:03:46Oh, it's starting again, it's cold water again.
00:03:48Thank you, great, I understood the message.
00:03:50I deserve that.
00:03:54I'm struggling, but Doug catches me every time
00:03:56and brings me back to prison.
00:03:58Stuck in the middle of a gang of rascals,
00:04:00bastards, rockets and lonely wolves like me.
00:04:03And nobody wants us.
00:04:05But luckily, it's been seven years of dogs
00:04:07that I've stopped waiting anyway.
00:04:09Emotionally, it's risky.
00:04:11So I decided that my next escape
00:04:13would be the last one.
00:04:15That I would take the scamp powder
00:04:17and that I would go around the world.
00:04:19I knew that if I didn't take things in my hands,
00:04:21I would end up in heaven in the big dog garden.
00:04:23All dogs go through this room,
00:04:25but you never see them come out again.
00:04:29It was starting to get frustrating
00:04:31not to be able to tame this guy
00:04:34but I didn't know yet
00:04:36that luck was going to smile at me,
00:04:38that it was right behind the door,
00:04:40perched on high heels.
00:04:42Oh, what is this mouth?
00:04:44Nobody's at the door, we're treated like nothing.
00:04:46I've had enough, Francis,
00:04:48I've had enough of your father's ideas.
00:04:50Hello?
00:04:52Is there a professional here?
00:04:54Could we use you?
00:04:56No.
00:04:58No.
00:05:00No.
00:05:02Oh, look at this one.
00:05:04It says that he used to be a dog, a mannequin.
00:05:06A mannequin for what?
00:05:08For a crash test?
00:05:10She's good, she's very funny.
00:05:12I want a dog that can do tricks, pirouettes,
00:05:14even better tricks than the Fox Berger,
00:05:16the Chaz thing.
00:05:18The Chaz owners are no longer part of the Country Club.
00:05:20What a shame.
00:05:22What if you took a dog?
00:05:24Good idea.
00:05:26You think I have time?
00:05:28Apparently not, you're too busy.
00:05:30Hello, madame.
00:05:32I'm cute, I'm too cute.
00:05:34Why not this one?
00:05:36Oh, it's wonderful.
00:05:38Does it do tricks?
00:05:40It's a male, yes.
00:05:42How are you?
00:05:44Let me out.
00:05:46Do something, dog.
00:05:48Let me out and I'll do something on your shoes.
00:05:50Come on,
00:05:52take a walk for the lady.
00:05:54Listen, take a walk,
00:05:56otherwise you won't get out of here.
00:05:58Maybe it's a walk.
00:06:00OK, I'll find something.
00:06:05Let's go.
00:06:07Ouch, my hips.
00:06:09So, no one's taking a picture?
00:06:11Wait, you haven't seen everything.
00:06:13I'll do the double.
00:06:15Let's go.
00:06:17What do you think of that?
00:06:19Mom, he's the one I want.
00:06:21He doesn't look like an arrow,
00:06:23but we'll do it with him.
00:06:25That's a great choice, old man.
00:06:27See you next time.
00:06:31He's getting out.
00:06:33I'll catch him.
00:06:35Hello.
00:06:37No, no, no, you have to sign.
00:06:39That's not true.
00:06:41That's funny.
00:06:43It's an anti-theft system.
00:06:45Francis, let's go.
00:06:47No, no.
00:06:49Mom, I don't have my dog.
00:06:51If you can't give it to me,
00:06:53I'll ask Dad.
00:06:56We don't do that here.
00:06:58They're all stray dogs.
00:07:00It's crazy.
00:07:02I'll give you $100.
00:07:04No, thank you.
00:07:06$500.
00:07:08And $1,000.
00:07:10For this dog?
00:07:12This dog and nothing else.
00:07:14OK.
00:07:16We'll take him tomorrow
00:07:18and you'll have your money.
00:07:20I don't have my dog.
00:07:22I want it now.
00:07:24$1,000.
00:07:26I'm going.
00:07:28As you can see,
00:07:30I wasn't aware
00:07:32that we had started the dog hunt.
00:07:34All I knew was that I was free.
00:07:36Free as the air.
00:07:38The world was mine.
00:07:40I just had to eat it like a baby,
00:07:42hide it to look at it later
00:07:44and be frustrated because I can't find it.
00:07:46You know what I mean.
00:07:48It was the best Christmas of my life.
00:07:50I felt so alive.
00:07:52Oh, no!
00:07:54That's when I met the Parker family
00:07:56or rather their car
00:07:58that made me fly 5 meters.
00:08:02Oh, no.
00:08:04I'm going to find myself a dog lawyer.
00:08:06Oh, dear. Come here.
00:08:08Hello, anyway.
00:08:10Nice to meet you.
00:08:12Don't squeeze me so hard, it hurts.
00:08:14Come on, sit down.
00:08:16It'll be fine.
00:08:18Everything's fine.
00:08:20Oh, hey.
00:08:22You crushed me.
00:08:24I don't deserve a good, soft seat.
00:08:26Hello.
00:08:28Wait.
00:08:30Stop.
00:08:32It's my dog.
00:08:34One plus two.
00:08:36Stop.
00:08:38Give me back my dog.
00:08:40No.
00:08:42No.
00:08:44Oh, great.
00:08:46We're slowing down.
00:08:48Except I have no idea where we are.
00:08:56What took you so long?
00:08:58You know everything I've been doing since you left.
00:09:00I found the old rotten box in the cellar
00:09:02and I took out all the Christmas decorations.
00:09:04Santa Claus, lanterns, the queen and the sleigh.
00:09:06You have to help me to light them up.
00:09:08I had a little accident.
00:09:10Oh, my God, you're fine.
00:09:12No, no, I'm fine. It wasn't that bad, actually.
00:09:14Who is he talking to?
00:09:17Come and see. I have something to show you.
00:09:19What is it? A gift?
00:09:21Oh, no, I don't want to end up in a fur collar.
00:09:23Come on, Zou. I'm getting out of here.
00:09:25Ciao, I'm leaving you.
00:09:27Well...
00:09:29Hey, Dinier, what's in there?
00:09:31I'm scratching myself before he tests the reverse gear.
00:09:33You can see that there's a dog.
00:09:35What? You know I hate these animals.
00:09:37Where can I hide?
00:09:39It's freezing here. I have to warm up.
00:09:41Oh, over there.
00:09:43Quick, warm up.
00:09:45Oh, no!
00:09:47Oh, no!
00:09:49It's not working.
00:09:51Oh, my God.
00:09:53It's a09.
00:09:55Oh, no!
00:09:57Oh, I'm stuck.
00:09:59I have to get out of here.
00:10:01I think there's something wrong.
00:10:03I have to go.
00:10:05Hello.
00:10:07I don't know where I'm going.
00:10:09I'm so tired.
00:10:11I was following the path.
00:10:13But on the other hand, why look at the broken one?
00:10:16Then I told myself that we had kept it to get the light bulbs working again.
00:10:19I'm not crazy!
00:10:20Otherwise, it has no interest.
00:10:21One thing I hadn't planned is that the kids are curious.
00:10:24He was super cute, too.
00:10:25A particular child, Jack Parker.
00:10:28What did you order already? A poor dog?
00:10:30You don't have any friends? So you have to buy one, right?
00:10:32No! I dropped this idea.
00:10:34Why don't you order Commando Killer 3, then?
00:10:37Because I don't want a stupid video game, that's what you want.
00:10:40Who wants that? I ordered a professional magic box.
00:10:43Mum will never buy you something like that.
00:10:45I'm not asking Mum. I asked Santa Claus.
00:10:47Oh yeah? Well, good luck then!
00:10:51Hi Brent! Merry Christmas!
00:10:53Oh, yeah, hi, Merry...
00:10:56Merry Christmas, Chloé.
00:10:59And what are you doing?
00:11:01Oh, nothing special. I'm having fun with my little brother.
00:11:05So, you've got a brother?
00:11:06You should have seen him, but he's actually rather insignificant.
00:11:09Well, you should be nicer to him, otherwise Santa won't come.
00:11:16What a shame!
00:11:17Yeah, that's right. What a shame.
00:11:20See you later.
00:11:23Mum, Brent's only bothering me.
00:11:25Stop bringing that up. Have you tidied up your room?
00:11:27Remember, your cousin's sleeping with you.
00:11:29A girl in my room?
00:11:30But I don't want to get sick from a girl.
00:11:32I'm not feeling well.
00:11:33Put her to sleep in Brent's room.
00:11:34No, Brent's room smells a bit like feet.
00:11:36Wait, that could be worse. You could be sleeping with your little sister.
00:11:39But she's still peeing in bed. That's horrible.
00:11:41I know, it's not very obvious. We all have to give ourselves a hard time, but...
00:11:44That's a bit like Christmas magic, too.
00:11:46We share our little miseries with the whole family.
00:11:49Come on, Zoe, I've got things to do.
00:11:51Have you hung up your jacket?
00:11:53Oh, sorry.
00:12:01Oh, I'm terrible at magic.
00:12:03Actually, you're terrible at everything.
00:12:05That's not true. Here's the proof.
00:12:07Let me show you my new magic trick.
00:12:09And here's the guillotine, the instrument of a spectacular and perfect death.
00:12:14Look how this helpless vegetable is cut by this sharp blade like a razor.
00:12:19It's a fruit, not a vegetable.
00:12:21If you say so.
00:12:28Ready?
00:12:29Ready.
00:12:33There's no-one capable of surviving this terrible spell.
00:12:37Here's the result. A little souvenir. Here you go.
00:12:44Now I need a volunteer. Why don't you, Miss Ranchonchon?
00:12:48Oh no, not Miss Ronchonchon.
00:12:50I just gave you a watermelon
00:12:52Ok
00:12:54For crimes of bad hygiene and knots in the hair, I sentence you to a spectacular and perfect death.
00:13:02You are sentenced to the guillotine.
00:13:06Wait, is this a miracle?
00:13:13Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:13:18It's horrible.
00:13:20You'll come back when you've asked your sister for forgiveness.
00:13:22A real magician doesn't break his sister's toys.
00:13:24A real magician tidies up his room.
00:13:26A real magician builds working towers.
00:13:33Is anyone there?
00:13:34Brent?
00:13:35What are you playing at?
00:13:36You have no right to mess with my stuff.
00:13:45I thought the dragon's face would be a good hiding place.
00:13:48But well, apparently it was a failure.
00:13:51Mum! Mum!
00:13:52How many times have I told you not to run around the house?
00:13:54But wait, there's a ghost in the basement, Mum.
00:13:56Oh great, your ghost can help me prepare my Christmas dinner for 8 people.
00:13:59I have to water the duck every 20 minutes.
00:14:01I've had it marinated before but I haven't done that in years.
00:14:04I have to make a separate vegetable because your grandfather can't digest potatoes.
00:14:07I have to prepare the Brussels sprouts with balsamic vinegar and the ham with Canberra.
00:14:10And then I have to...
00:14:11Mum, there's a ghost in the basement.
00:14:13That's enough. Go and help your dad decorate the tree.
00:14:17I've had enough. I'd like to have a drink.
00:14:21I'm starting to get hot. The registration number is 18,927.
00:14:25I've had enough of running around to try and find myself.
00:14:29I'm fed up with this dog.
00:14:31I'm fed up.
00:14:32If I don't have my money, I'll give him his steak.
00:14:41Yes, well, Houdini was not bad and so was Copperfield, that's true.
00:14:44But they're illusionists.
00:14:46Shelby is a real fortune teller, the greatest of all time.
00:14:50Phil Shelby, the master of evasion.
00:14:53At least you know him.
00:14:54That's it, the top of the top.
00:14:57Dad, I have to show you a new trick.
00:14:59Are you ready? You're going to be impressed.
00:15:02That's it, we'll be impressed if it works.
00:15:05Captain Mangust to Barracuda. Barracuda, do you copy?
00:15:09I'm holding 4 rings in my hands.
00:15:15Very impressive.
00:15:17Sorry, Dad.
00:15:18Jack, please.
00:15:19Sorry.
00:15:20Stop the magic for 5 minutes and go look for more garlands underground.
00:15:23What? You want me to go down underground on my own?
00:15:26What's the problem? Are you shocked?
00:15:28You know, Mum told me you saw a ghost earlier.
00:15:31Brent, stop. Whether it's a ghost or not, go get me the garlands.
00:15:35Soldier Barracuda, I'm approaching the ravine area.
00:15:37Operation code name Elidello, ready for action.
00:15:45Ghost, ghost, where are you?
00:15:47Don't scare me. I'm a great guy, Barracuda. Watch out.
00:15:52Watch out, I'm armed.
00:15:54Don't eat me, please. I have a family.
00:16:08Flying sausages, no!
00:16:10What's that?
00:16:12I need to hide.
00:16:13There, great plan.
00:16:15No, stop!
00:16:16Looks like it.
00:16:17No!
00:16:18Ouch!
00:16:22What's this? It's the first time it's worked.
00:16:25Hi, kid.
00:16:26How did you do it?
00:16:28Nice, right, Niche?
00:16:29And she cuts the ham with that, bravo.
00:16:32Right, I'm off. Sorry, sorry, let me through.
00:16:35Mum, I'm going to finish my snowman.
00:16:38No, don't go.
00:16:40Run!
00:16:41Run away, you psychopath!
00:16:43You need to be a psychopath to have a guillotine at home.
00:16:47Mum, Jack didn't say sorry.
00:16:50Sorry!
00:16:51Sorry!
00:17:04I'm not as good at fishing as I used to be.
00:17:06I'm being caught by a 10-year-old kid.
00:17:08The life of a gangster is over.
00:17:11We're going to test his intelligence.
00:17:13I'm going to trap him by taking my favourite shortcut.
00:17:17That's crazy, he's still after me.
00:17:20He won't let me go.
00:17:22Help, this kid wants my skin.
00:17:24Does he have competitive sneakers or what?
00:17:27I need to go with him.
00:17:29Oh no, here's Doug and his rotten pick-up truck.
00:17:31Right, let's focus on the debate.
00:17:33On one side we have a scary kid, on the other a scary adult.
00:17:36Scary adult, scary kid.
00:17:38Oh, I've got it, the container.
00:17:40No blade, no guillotine.
00:17:43Kid, have you seen a dog jumping in this box?
00:17:47What does he look like?
00:17:48A stray dog, a very mean stray dog.
00:17:50No, no mean dogs in the parishes.
00:17:52Really? No dogs?
00:17:55Let's have a look.
00:18:04Aha!
00:18:07I've got you!
00:18:09Ah, the poison.
00:18:12Wow, he's a real illusionist, the king of evasion.
00:18:15He's a fugitive and a criminal.
00:18:17So be careful, kid.
00:18:19The last time a kid hid a dog and committed a crime, he had to pay a very high fine.
00:18:25He hasn't had any pocket money in 10 years.
00:18:28And he doesn't have any friends.
00:18:30Nothing.
00:18:33I've got you!
00:18:40Well, that's how it is. Santa hasn't had an easy year.
00:18:54So, playing the king of evasion, can you tell me where you were?
00:18:57I was mowing the lawn with my friends.
00:18:59With your friends? That's great, darling.
00:19:02I rarely see you with friends.
00:19:04Yeah, I know. Come to the kitchen, breakfast is ready.
00:19:09Hey, Jack and Maggie, go and get them right away, please.
00:19:14Just when I had found a great wizard assistant.
00:19:18And he's not here anymore.
00:19:23Ta-da!
00:19:26Is that you, the dog? You're back!
00:19:29Well, yes, but in despair.
00:19:32It's cold outside and I've got a bit of a cold.
00:19:36Delicious, that hamburger. I've got plenty left. Do you want some?
00:19:40Huh? Oh no, I shouldn't. It's not reasonable.
00:19:43Well, just to be polite.
00:19:45So, let's see.
00:19:48Not bad.
00:19:49And he doesn't refuse.
00:19:51This kid is actually nice when he has something to eat.
00:19:54How did you get back here? Is it another magic trick?
00:19:57Wizards never reveal their secrets.
00:20:00But with a little bit of hamburger...
00:20:02So, what do you want to know?
00:20:04You remind me of my favorite wizard, Phil Shelby, the master of evasion.
00:20:08Do you know him?
00:20:09Listen, I'm interested in the hamburger.
00:20:11So, if you'd like to stay focused, please.
00:20:13Eight more little bites and I'll answer your questions.
00:20:16There you go.
00:20:17Yes, of course, I know him.
00:20:19Any dog that respects itself knows him.
00:20:22Hello, Mr. Fourier. I plan to get my dog back tomorrow.
00:20:25Of course, I'll get him back by then.
00:20:27He's spent his life in a cage. He doesn't know the rules of the street.
00:20:30But all of this takes time.
00:20:32Not tomorrow, Mr. Fourier.
00:20:34I want to stick him in the paws of my ex-husband.
00:20:36I don't care how much it costs, but I demand a guarantee.
00:20:39Okay, but how much are you willing to pay for a guarantee?
00:20:44What if I tell you $5,000?
00:20:48Madam, you have your guarantee.
00:20:51Rocky, we have 4,000 additional reasons to find this rascal.
00:20:55Check. Go on, check.
00:20:58There you go. You're my new assistant.
00:21:00Thanks, little guy.
00:21:01This striped coat will make the neighborhood dogs laugh.
00:21:04But I'm going to do it.
00:21:05At worst, I'll serve as a low table from time to time.
00:21:09I baptize you Shelby the Magnificent.
00:21:11And I'll be Jack Parker, Professor of Prestidigitation.
00:21:14Here, I'll give you a tour.
00:21:15First of all, we don't say tour, we say illusion.
00:21:17And if you think I'm interested in your little manipulations of nothing at all,
00:21:20your poor goblets and a babal...
00:21:22Do you have a babal?
00:21:23You should have told me earlier.
00:21:24Why didn't you tell me?
00:21:27Look at this ball and how I'm going to make it disappear.
00:21:30Show me.
00:21:31Why did you hide it?
00:21:32Where is the babal?
00:21:33Where is it?
00:21:35What?
00:21:36But why?
00:21:37When we find a babal, we keep it.
00:21:39It's a crime. Leave the babal.
00:21:40Give me the babal.
00:21:42Come on, you can't do that.
00:21:44In the name of a dog, my tour worked.
00:21:46Great.
00:21:47Come on, try this one.
00:21:49Go on, pick it up.
00:21:51Ah, everything's fine.
00:21:52That reassures me.
00:21:53Now, be careful with this ball.
00:21:56But how?
00:21:57Watch this ball, I'm telling you.
00:21:59Don't lose sight of it.
00:22:00Great, let's start again.
00:22:01No, we're not starting again.
00:22:03We found the ball and now it's...
00:22:06My dear assistant, choose a goblet.
00:22:08This one.
00:22:12This one.
00:22:14Ta-da!
00:22:16I like that.
00:22:17The two of them make a pair.
00:22:18I was sure that with a partner, it would work.
00:22:20Jack, let's go to the table.
00:22:22I'm coming, I'm coming, Mum.
00:22:25We got it, Belle.
00:22:26Yeah, that's it.
00:22:27So, I was thinking, since you have two balls,
00:22:29would you mind,
00:22:30well, I mean, possibly,
00:22:31could you give me one?
00:22:33Here.
00:22:34One for you and one for me.
00:22:36Wow.
00:22:37Oh no, are you serious?
00:22:40I don't know how long I haven't had a babal.
00:22:45As an assistant,
00:22:46you'll have half of my stuff, ok?
00:22:49What a nice kid.
00:22:51There you go.
00:22:52You'll be hot like that.
00:22:54Sorry mate, I've got to go up there.
00:22:56You'll have to stay hidden here until Christmas morning.
00:22:58I'd say you're a Christmas present.
00:23:00And we'll do magic together for the rest of our lives, ok?
00:23:04Good night, Shelby.
00:23:06Good night, kid.
00:23:07Merry...
00:23:09Merry...
00:23:10Christmas.
00:23:12Huh?
00:23:13Did I just say Merry Christmas?
00:23:15What's happening to me?
00:23:18It's nonsense.
00:23:19I'm being teased by this kid.
00:23:22No...
00:23:23It's just because of this babal.
00:23:25I'll find more.
00:23:27That said, this one is cool.
00:23:30Come on, for now, I'll keep the ball.
00:23:32And I'll drop the kid later.
00:23:42The scotch, the scotch.
00:23:44Where's the big grey scotch?
00:23:46You know, this scotch is at least 10 years old.
00:23:48And it's in mint.
00:23:50No, this scotch is very good.
00:23:52Yes, but we make it every year with scotch, this scotch.
00:23:54But it's our little tradition, darling.
00:23:56We could go crazy this year and buy a new one.
00:23:58I'm going to go crazy and buy you some big grey scotch.
00:24:01Ed...
00:24:02We're going to buy a new scotch.
00:24:05Jack, Jack and my garlands.
00:24:07After breakfast.
00:24:08No!
00:24:10Wait.
00:24:11I'll eat first.
00:24:16What's wrong with her?
00:24:17Puberty, I think.
00:24:19Hello, the atmosphere.
00:24:22Are you receiving me, Barracuda?
00:24:25Hello, Shelby.
00:24:26Did you sleep well?
00:24:27As if I had been overturned by a car.
00:24:29And it's not a metaphor.
00:24:31And what's that?
00:24:32Grey for the aperitif?
00:24:33I'm going to have a hard time hiding you one more day down there.
00:24:36A little light like Gamelle.
00:24:38I have to find you a better hiding place.
00:24:40Two seconds.
00:24:41I'm going to see what we can do.
00:24:43Listen, I have a little emergency to settle.
00:24:45And I'd like to do that outside if possible.
00:24:49The string's neck.
00:24:50It's completely wrinkled.
00:24:52Yeah, the string.
00:24:53Great.
00:24:54Can I go out now?
00:24:55Look, that's not bad.
00:24:56The scarf that disappears.
00:24:58Yes, so?
00:25:00I have nothing in my hand.
00:25:01Yes.
00:25:02I'm going to get this scarf into the crown of my hand.
00:25:07Watch out.
00:25:11Disappearance.
00:25:12Yeah.
00:25:13Can you tell me when to go out, please?
00:25:15Wow, it worked.
00:25:17Well, it didn't completely disappear.
00:25:20It's a false thumb.
00:25:21You see?
00:25:22We just need a bigger thumb.
00:25:24Same principle on a large scale.
00:25:27I...
00:25:28Oh, sorry.
00:25:29Did you fart?
00:25:30I hope that's all.
00:25:31But honestly, I'm not sure.
00:25:33I can go out now.
00:25:35Wow!
00:25:36You'd better go outside.
00:25:37You're going to go through the vase, but first I have to remove the snow in front of you.
00:25:41Don't move.
00:25:42You'll regret leaving.
00:25:43And your carpet too.
00:25:45I feel supported, that's crazy.
00:25:49Hi, Jackie!
00:25:52Uncle Stéphane?
00:25:54So, how's it going, my winner?
00:25:56Come here.
00:25:59Listen, Thor's a bit constipated because of the plane, so...
00:26:02I had to give him some laxatives.
00:26:05Can you give me a hand?
00:26:06I was doing something, actually.
00:26:08No, but listen, it won't be long, because...
00:26:10the pills will act pretty quickly when I start massaging his colon.
00:26:14And you...
00:26:15you're going to hold the plastic bag.
00:26:17You know Mom's really scared of dogs.
00:26:20Yeah, I know.
00:26:21But listen, I'm sure it'll be okay, okay?
00:26:24It's Thor!
00:26:27Come on, let's go.
00:26:28It's starting.
00:26:29It's starting.
00:26:31Let's get to the point.
00:26:32So, lift up your tail.
00:26:33Go on, lift it up.
00:26:36Breathe through your mouth.
00:26:38We need a bigger bag.
00:26:43It's not real fur.
00:26:44It would be horrible, but who cares, it doesn't matter.
00:26:47Because my mum told me that Gerry said it was the most expensive jacket in the shop.
00:26:51Well, it's high-quality.
00:26:54Mum! Mum!
00:26:55What's that smell?
00:26:57It doesn't smell like a dead pigeon, I hope.
00:26:59I helped Uncle Stephen.
00:27:00Did you say hello to your cousin Allie?
00:27:02Hi Allie, nice jacket.
00:27:04I didn't know you were stealing Yeti's clothes.
00:27:06It's out of stock.
00:27:07Oh, because you bought it?
00:27:09Oh, and about Uncle Stephen...
00:27:10What's Uncle Stephen got?
00:27:14Surprise!
00:27:19He brought Thor!
00:27:23With that, he won't get away from me.
00:27:25Look, a vocal-frequency lock.
00:27:27That's heavy.
00:27:28We have a fingerprint reader for identification.
00:27:30A real little gem.
00:27:32This is moisturizing cream.
00:27:33A command error, but it can always be used.
00:27:35We try everything for everything.
00:27:37We have to trap it in order to get our Pactol back.
00:27:39OK?
00:27:40$5,000, my friend!
00:27:41It's not nothing!
00:27:42I still have this thing.
00:27:43A real spy gadget.
00:27:46It's not new, is it?
00:27:48I've been afraid of dogs since I was 3.
00:27:50I can't believe you brought this dog home.
00:27:53Actually, I didn't have a choice.
00:27:55Bev is on holiday with her fabulous Jerry,
00:27:58and he needs me right now.
00:28:00Because I have to admit that he's become
00:28:02slightly more sensitive than before, since the divorce.
00:28:05Oh, really?
00:28:07Thor has become sensitive? Thor!
00:28:09Well, OK, I admit it.
00:28:12It's me.
00:28:13And you know what?
00:28:14I'm in a difficult transition phase,
00:28:16and Dad is doing nothing to make my life easier.
00:28:18Stephen, you never think of others.
00:28:21Think of me.
00:28:22There's a dog in my house.
00:28:24Calm down.
00:28:25The laxatives I gave him will make him snore.
00:28:28He's going to snore, actually.
00:28:30You'll end up with a 100-pound clown in your entrance.
00:28:39A smelly clown.
00:28:41You can't have everything.
00:28:45Watch out for my bags.
00:28:46There are fragile things in them.
00:28:47Watch out for my coat.
00:28:48It's not OK, is it?
00:28:49Do you know how much it costs?
00:28:51Wait, this smell isn't normal.
00:28:53Hey, watch out!
00:28:55This tablet is my Christmas present for my mother, you idiot.
00:28:58Hey, you don't have to insult me.
00:29:00That's what scares me.
00:29:02You're going to turn me into a toad, like Harry Potter.
00:29:05He's a wizard.
00:29:06I'm a magician.
00:29:07It's got nothing to do with it.
00:29:09I did a bad research on magicians.
00:29:11It gave me 1,700,000 references.
00:29:13Let me see.
00:29:14Can't you spell magician?
00:29:16It's spelled B-E-T-A
00:29:18Let go!
00:29:21My Christmas present for my mother.
00:29:24Oh, it's broken.
00:29:26It's too bad.
00:29:28I'm going to tell your mother everything.
00:29:30And Thierry too.
00:29:32Oh no, it stinks.
00:29:35Hey, it looks like you didn't get it.
00:29:37I want to do my chores so much that I don't know if I still want to.
00:29:41You stay here.
00:29:42Very well.
00:29:43If that's the case, we're going to have to think about redoing the carpet.
00:29:45And don't make fun of me.
00:29:51Oh no.
00:29:57Where are you going?
00:29:59I'm going outside to play.
00:30:01No, stop playing now.
00:30:02Stop the magic, stop the underground.
00:30:04Come with me.
00:30:05No, give me another minute, please.
00:30:07Just a minute.
00:30:08Gabonette, your grandfather is not going to come on foot from the bus station.
00:30:16Excuse me.
00:30:17Merry Christmas.
00:30:19Come, he's here.
00:30:21Hi, Dad.
00:30:22Happy to see you.
00:30:23Hi.
00:30:24You've come a long way.
00:30:25Didn't you hear the news on my blog?
00:30:27The fair in New York was like this and that,
00:30:29but in the last ten hours, fingers in the nose.
00:30:32Yeah, I lost a few dollars in poker,
00:30:34but I met some incredible people.
00:30:36You see the guy over there?
00:30:38He works in a white cheese factory.
00:30:41The cream of the cream.
00:30:43Fascinating.
00:30:45And where are the others?
00:30:46And you, how are you?
00:30:48Where are you going? To dinner?
00:30:49Ed's gone to buy a new tree.
00:30:51The kids are at home.
00:30:52I brought Jack because he's not nice.
00:30:54Of course he's not nice, he's my grandson.
00:30:56Can we go home?
00:30:57We usually say hello.
00:30:58I'll take your suitcase, Dad.
00:31:00Here.
00:31:04But this package is empty.
00:31:06Santa Claus told me you weren't nice.
00:31:09Because Santa Claus was on the bus?
00:31:11Fascinating.
00:31:12Jack, be polite.
00:31:13Sorry, Grandpa.
00:31:14No, it's an interesting remark, let's say.
00:31:16He wasn't on the bus.
00:31:18No, it was in Egypt that I heard you weren't nice.
00:31:23It was a pharaoh who told me.
00:31:25He told me that...
00:31:26Wait a minute, Grandpa.
00:31:27We need to tell Dad this.
00:31:28I'll get it.
00:31:37Hi, Jack.
00:31:38Have you seen my dad?
00:31:40Yeah, he's shopping.
00:31:42Is Brent with you?
00:31:43No, he's at home.
00:31:45Did your dad make you work on Christmas Eve?
00:31:47Yeah, I asked him to.
00:31:48I had to go out.
00:31:49My cousins are here and they're driving me crazy.
00:31:51Yeah, I understand.
00:31:52There you go.
00:31:53This one's not bad.
00:31:54So, how much is it?
00:31:56It's not huge.
00:31:57I'll give you $10.
00:31:58It's 20.
00:31:59I see.
00:32:00A dollar a branch.
00:32:01That makes sense.
00:32:03Merry Christmas.
00:32:05Let's go, Jack.
00:32:07Wait!
00:32:09Here, take it.
00:32:11I've got nothing for you.
00:32:12It's not a present, sweetheart.
00:32:14It's my number for Brent.
00:32:16I think he's too sexy.
00:32:19Disgusting.
00:32:22What's this kid doing?
00:32:24Why is it taking him so long?
00:32:26I need to get out of here.
00:32:27I'm not kidding.
00:32:28Right, I'll go and see.
00:32:29There must be a place where I can do my little business.
00:32:32My patience is running out.
00:32:34Let's think.
00:32:35Maybe they have a cat
00:32:37and I'm going to put it in its litter.
00:32:39That'll do it.
00:32:44Well...
00:32:47You can tell he's got class.
00:32:49Listen, mate, I don't know what happened with Barracuda.
00:32:52He bit a cable.
00:32:54Yeah.
00:32:55I almost want to apply the orange code.
00:32:58Wow, sometimes humans can be so disgusting.
00:33:01I don't know where he learned the right manners.
00:33:06Hi.
00:33:07Don't mind me.
00:33:08And then he said,
00:33:09It's too rotten.
00:33:10I said,
00:33:11You're rotten.
00:33:12Yeah, he's too rotten.
00:33:13Yeah.
00:33:16I'd love to be in Tahiti.
00:33:19Wow.
00:33:20There's another dog here.
00:33:22He must have the right to go to the toilet.
00:33:25Well, I'm not proud of what I'm going to do, mate.
00:33:28It's not very nice of me, I admit.
00:33:30But I'm a little stuck, you know?
00:33:32I'll pay you back.
00:33:37Hey, it's the pick-up.
00:33:39It's the pick-up.
00:33:43Hey!
00:33:45Whose car is this?
00:33:47Franklin Roosevelt's.
00:33:48Franklin Roosevelt's.
00:33:52It's all swollen up.
00:33:54How old are you?
00:33:55I'm quite old.
00:33:59One day in Morocco, I wanted to buy some turkey at the market.
00:34:02I found myself with a jar of chamomile.
00:34:05It's not exactly the same thing.
00:34:07I can't wait to taste your famous Christmas turkey.
00:34:14Tell me, what kind of spice do you put in it?
00:34:17It's from Sweden.
00:34:19No way, Dad, that's...
00:34:20Dog poop.
00:34:21I don't cook like a chef, but still...
00:34:24No, there's a poop in the entrance.
00:34:28Oh, my God!
00:34:30Stéphane, come and clean up this mess.
00:34:34You called me?
00:34:35Nice to see you, Stéphane.
00:34:37We're letting each other go, it seems.
00:34:39Don't worry, you're not as fat as in high school.
00:34:41It's good for Christmas, it makes you look good.
00:34:43Thank you, Dad.
00:34:45A little gift from Thor?
00:34:47Apparently, yes.
00:34:48Before the break-up, it was Bev who went after Thor.
00:34:52Yes, it's in moments like this that I miss her the most.
00:34:56Stéphane, you can't win every time.
00:35:00It wasn't really your world anyway.
00:35:04And you know, one lost, one lost.
00:35:07Where's the Christmas magic gone?
00:35:09Maybe we should decorate the tree.
00:35:11Yes, of course, that's a great idea.
00:35:14Let's go, Dad.
00:35:16I'm going to take a little nap, so don't make too much noise.
00:35:20Okay.
00:35:22I can't believe it.
00:35:23No one's picking this up.
00:35:38Who is it?
00:35:39I'm Doug, I work at the fur farm.
00:35:41But we don't have any ants.
00:35:43No, I'm from the fur farm, not the ant farm.
00:35:46My mum says that black ants don't sting, but red ones do.
00:35:50Can you open the door?
00:35:51You didn't say the magic word.
00:35:53What magic word?
00:35:54Oh, I'll recognise this sweet voice among a thousand.
00:35:56How did he find my trace?
00:35:58Who's outside?
00:35:59A gentleman.
00:36:00Who's this gentleman?
00:36:01I'm Doug, I work at the fur farm and I'm looking for a stray dog.
00:36:05No, Dad, don't let him in.
00:36:07He might be a thief.
00:36:08It happens a lot at Christmas.
00:36:09Don't talk nonsense.
00:36:14Have you seen this dog?
00:36:16This dog has bitten several children
00:36:18and it has knocked over little old people.
00:36:20And it has completely messed up my carpet.
00:36:22Oh, so it looks like the dog I hit with my pick-up.
00:36:25Oh yeah?
00:36:26So it was true?
00:36:27Yes, but then it ran away.
00:36:29What?
00:36:30It ran away.
00:36:31It ran away?
00:36:32It ran away.
00:36:33It ran away?
00:36:34Oh, that's a relief then.
00:36:36It must be very, very far now.
00:36:38We'll be fine.
00:36:39We don't like stray dogs around here.
00:36:41Thank you, goodbye and Merry Christmas.
00:36:44Do you recognise me?
00:36:46Do you know Jack?
00:36:47Absolutely.
00:36:48I saw him take toys from the container where people make donations.
00:36:51Is that true, sir?
00:36:52No, well, yes, but...
00:36:55Shut up!
00:36:56I wanted to find the dog in there
00:36:57and I was very afraid that this dog would get angry.
00:37:01Angry? Are you sure?
00:37:02At Christmas?
00:37:03Christmas anger is the worst kind of anger of the year.
00:37:05Very virulent.
00:37:06What's that?
00:37:07What was that noise?
00:37:08It must be my guillotine making noise.
00:37:09I'll go and check.
00:37:10If there's a case of anger in the area, you must take care of it.
00:37:13Yes, of course.
00:37:14Go on, we won't be long.
00:37:15This child doesn't seem to trust me.
00:37:17I'll leave you to it.
00:37:19Good luck.
00:37:20Good luck and Merry Christmas.
00:37:21Shelby?
00:37:22Shelby, where are you?
00:37:23The guy from the bakery is here.
00:37:25Shelby?
00:37:27I had a little accident.
00:37:29Are you hurt?
00:37:30I prefer the term damaged permanently,
00:37:32but the word hurt can be suitable.
00:37:34Softly.
00:37:36Ouch!
00:37:37Let's go there, you'll be better.
00:37:38Friends are good for that.
00:37:40Slowly.
00:37:42Here, look at my paw.
00:37:46Yeah.
00:37:47Okay, listen kid.
00:37:49Can we talk?
00:37:50In private.
00:37:52I...
00:37:53I have to tell you something.
00:37:54I...
00:37:55I'm not exactly a dog of company.
00:37:58I'm more of a lonely wolf, you see.
00:38:04If you don't find me here tomorrow,
00:38:06I want you to know that I'm grateful for everything you've done for me.
00:38:09I'm not used to being treated nicely.
00:38:11There, you're a good dog.
00:38:12It'll be fine.
00:38:13It's not your fault.
00:38:14It's me.
00:38:15I'm like that.
00:38:16I need to be able to wander aimlessly.
00:38:18It's not my style.
00:38:19Jack!
00:38:20Are you downstairs?
00:38:21Let's go to the table.
00:38:23Hey, wait, I wanted to tell you...
00:38:25Where are you going like that?
00:38:26You can't go upstairs before Christmas morning.
00:38:28Otherwise, they'll send you to the bakery.
00:38:30You have to stay here.
00:38:31Don't move.
00:38:32Hey, Jack.
00:38:33I'm not done.
00:38:34I wanted to tell you something else.
00:38:35Okay, well, later.
00:38:38I wouldn't want to break his heart,
00:38:40but it's not a life for me.
00:38:43Get out of there.
00:38:44It's my place, poor thing.
00:38:46No, no.
00:38:47It's my place.
00:38:48Sorry.
00:38:49I'm going to sit next to Ale, okay?
00:38:51Magnificent, Lily.
00:38:52I haven't seen such beautiful thighs since your mother's death.
00:38:56On a donkey, I mean.
00:39:00Attack.
00:39:01Grandpa.
00:39:02Jack, stop bothering your grandfather and go sit down.
00:39:04But I can't sit down.
00:39:05Yes, go sit down with your sister at the kids' table.
00:39:07But Brent and Ale aren't sitting at the kids' table.
00:39:09Don't make a big deal out of it.
00:39:10You have the same meal.
00:39:11It's okay.
00:39:12Yes, Jack.
00:39:13By the way, I'll go with you.
00:39:14Is there any wine at the kids' table?
00:39:15No.
00:39:16Oh, but there's your mother.
00:39:17Barley.
00:39:18How's your mother doing?
00:39:19She's doing great.
00:39:20She left with Jerry.
00:39:21She'll be back in a minute.
00:39:23She's doing great.
00:39:24She left with Jerry in a private jet to Tahiti.
00:39:27Great.
00:39:28Tahiti with Jerry.
00:39:29Tahiti with Jerry.
00:39:31Who wouldn't want to go?
00:39:32That's true.
00:39:33I'd love to go.
00:39:34Me too.
00:39:35Sorry, this seat is taken.
00:39:37Sorry, this seat is taken.
00:39:39It's so lame.
00:39:40Yes, but we really had to...
00:39:42We don't know.
00:39:43Watch out, he's fat.
00:39:44And did you see the decor?
00:39:45It's not the same.
00:39:46It's beautiful too.
00:39:47Social media really saved my life.
00:39:49After your mother's death,
00:39:50I wandered around the house like a soul in pain.
00:39:52It lasted for weeks.
00:39:54I started putting on my clothes,
00:39:56putting on my lipstick.
00:39:57Well, it's a classic.
00:39:59And then I started going on the internet.
00:40:01I made a lot of friends.
00:40:03I thought I was on a site.
00:40:04You know, when you're 70, you're in quarantine.
00:40:08Of course.
00:40:09I can't wait to be 70.
00:40:18I didn't know.
00:40:20And you, where are you from?
00:40:22You must have thousands of friends on the net.
00:40:24Oh, yes.
00:40:25Actually, I'm a gamer.
00:40:27With my best friend, Barracuda.
00:40:29We talk all the time online.
00:40:30But I've never heard of this Barracuda.
00:40:33So?
00:40:34Is it a boy or a girl?
00:40:36I don't know, I've never asked.
00:40:40I have to get out of here.
00:40:41Oh, what a torture.
00:40:43It smells like food.
00:40:45Oh, I can't stand it anymore.
00:40:50Well, it costs nothing to look at the menu.
00:40:52I'm going to take a look.
00:40:54You thought you were smarter than everyone, didn't you?
00:40:58No, what I mean is that to make friends,
00:41:00you have to give yourself a little trouble.
00:41:02Daddy's right, Dad.
00:41:03I, for example, have 326 friends.
00:41:06No, you had 327 before.
00:41:09I remember it very well.
00:41:10She took you out of her account.
00:41:12It's too funny.
00:41:13I don't think so.
00:41:16Say, have you finished eating your bone?
00:41:18I'd give it to the dog.
00:41:19We don't give chicken bones to dogs.
00:41:21They can die from it.
00:41:23Wait, what dog?
00:41:24Tor has woken up.
00:41:25Not Tor, Potato.
00:41:26This dog.
00:41:28So, what's going on around here?
00:41:30Shelby?
00:41:31I recognize this smell.
00:41:32It's dung.
00:41:33Hot in front.
00:41:34Oh no.
00:41:39That's what I was afraid of.
00:41:41A family that doesn't drop crumbs on the floor.
00:41:43Shelby, what are you making?
00:41:45What do you think?
00:41:46I've got the nut.
00:41:49Oh, that's good.
00:41:51Yes, it's good.
00:41:52Yes, scratch me right there.
00:41:54Oh, thank you very much.
00:42:03There must be leftovers for the dogs at Christmas.
00:42:06It's the least of it.
00:42:07Shelby, what are you doing here?
00:42:09I told you to stay down there quietly.
00:42:11One day I was in a tribe in the Amazon basin.
00:42:14They didn't know what a computer was
00:42:17or a throat support, by the way.
00:42:22It was a very friendly tribe.
00:42:23Very nice people.
00:42:24Barefoot, but very nice.
00:42:26Well, what an adventure.
00:42:28I didn't know we didn't have a throat support in the Amazon.
00:42:31Ha ha, exciting.
00:42:32Excuse me.
00:42:34No touch.
00:42:35What are you doing?
00:42:36It's mine.
00:42:37You can go get it if you want.
00:42:39Give it back to me, ma'am.
00:42:40Give it back to me.
00:42:41How selfish.
00:42:42I'm just a poor dog.
00:42:43You're a human.
00:42:44You can go buy it whenever you want.
00:42:46Jack, honestly, leave me alone.
00:42:48I found it.
00:42:49You're not going to give it back to the old man, are you?
00:42:51I'm hungry.
00:42:52His life is behind him now.
00:42:53I've got my whole life ahead of me.
00:42:55What are you doing?
00:42:56Oh no!
00:43:00Jack, why were you hiding under the table?
00:43:03I'm sorry.
00:43:04I was testing a magic trick, but apparently it didn't work at all.
00:43:07I'm going to get this dog and take it upstairs.
00:43:09I'll finally be able to eat in peace.
00:43:12You might know a trick that makes the stains disappear by magic.
00:43:15It'll be fine.
00:43:16Do you have any salt?
00:43:17On a wine stain like this, you have to put salt on it.
00:43:20Yes, you're right.
00:43:21It's an old-fashioned trick, but it works.
00:43:25There we are.
00:43:26We can't be quiet.
00:43:34I haven't said anything.
00:43:35I want to eat during a fashion show.
00:43:40Red is your colour, my dear.
00:43:41It's obvious.
00:43:42And if you spill wine again, it'll be your loss.
00:43:51I really can't concentrate on eating in this house.
00:43:54Oh, thank you.
00:43:55Do I have a coat hanger?
00:44:02I guess I do, but I'll try to hold it in.
00:44:12It looks like Jake's mum is a bit tense.
00:44:15What's going on?
00:44:16That scream was for you to freeze to death.
00:44:18We shouldn't let it happen again.
00:44:19It's bad for the transit.
00:44:21So he's behind us.
00:44:23The man from the oven yesterday?
00:44:25No, from the oven yesterday.
00:44:27That mental patient was behind the window looking at me.
00:44:32I'll join you in a minute.
00:44:33I'll put this on social media.
00:44:37I can explain.
00:44:38It's not what you think.
00:44:40There's a dog in this house.
00:44:42And I'm not talking about this huge sailboat.
00:44:44I'm talking about a little dog.
00:44:46He knows. It's his dog.
00:44:47Go on, tell them.
00:44:48And it's Jake.
00:44:49Besides that, it's forbidden to look in secret at people.
00:44:52You can fall off a ladder.
00:44:54In your face!
00:44:55Who's that?
00:44:56Who's that?
00:44:57No, but you said you wanted to leave.
00:45:00What are you doing?
00:45:01That's enough.
00:45:04Two, please.
00:45:06Hi, Jake. How are you?
00:45:07Shelby, what are you doing?
00:45:09If I'd known.
00:45:10I think I've become more of a man than a hat.
00:45:12Don't judge me.
00:45:13Don't tell anyone.
00:45:14With that and the cap in waxed canvas,
00:45:16I'm going to lose the little credibility I had left.
00:45:18Doesn't matter.
00:45:19He's not moving from here.
00:45:20I'll take care of the guy from the oven.
00:45:21Of course I'll keep him.
00:45:22He hasn't had his share of cake yet.
00:45:24Cake?
00:45:25Do you like tea?
00:45:26I made it.
00:45:27Yes, yes, tea is very good.
00:45:28But where's the cake?
00:45:29You said cake.
00:45:30Maybe it's imaginary cake.
00:45:32Get out of here.
00:45:33If you're going to talk to me, talk to me.
00:45:35Get out of here.
00:45:36Get out of here.
00:45:38Hey, kids.
00:45:39His story about the dog seemed serious.
00:45:41It must have been a dream.
00:45:43As Santa Claus is making his tour,
00:45:45I'm sure he's mistaken.
00:45:47Wait, we forgot something.
00:45:49The dessert.
00:45:50Yes, I was saying that too.
00:45:52Sit down, I'm coming.
00:45:55Where's Shelby gone?
00:45:56Who?
00:45:57The dog.
00:45:58Oh, you mean Mr Sackapuce.
00:46:00Yes, yes, where is he?
00:46:02He's over there.
00:46:06How many of you are in there?
00:46:08You don't look very happy.
00:46:10Shelby...
00:46:11Right, have fun.
00:46:13Sorry, sorry, let me through.
00:46:15Give me the bell, Mammoth.
00:46:18Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
00:46:20He's angry, he's angry.
00:46:21Oops, how clumsy.
00:46:23Move, charming dog.
00:46:24Move!
00:46:26This crazy dog.
00:46:27Go and get another Sackapuce.
00:46:29Get down from there, I say.
00:46:30I think we're of the same breed.
00:46:32Get rid of me, you Sackapuce.
00:46:34Come on!
00:46:35You psychopath.
00:46:36What do I do now?
00:46:38Go and get unfolded.
00:46:41Lock the door, kids.
00:46:42You go up there.
00:46:43Hurry up.
00:46:44This dog is angry and clumsy.
00:46:46What's her problem?
00:46:47She's never seen two dogs ruin the New Year's Eve.
00:46:50Hurry up, how many times do I have to tell you?
00:46:52She's angry.
00:46:53No, leave me alone.
00:46:55Leave me alone.
00:46:56I don't want to die.
00:46:57Don't eat me.
00:46:58I need to get out of here.
00:47:00No, no, no.
00:47:01Leave me alone.
00:47:02Leave me alone.
00:47:03I want to get out of here.
00:47:04No, no.
00:47:06I got away, beautiful.
00:47:08Behind the tree?
00:47:09He'll never find me.
00:47:10No, not behind the tree.
00:47:12He found me.
00:47:13He found me.
00:47:14Heat the glue.
00:47:15Clear the way, please.
00:47:19Oh, the magic of Christmas.
00:47:21Hashtag Christmas disaster.
00:47:23Hashtag apocalypse.
00:47:26Oh no!
00:47:29Let me through.
00:47:30No, let go of me now.
00:47:32Jack, help!
00:47:33Here I am.
00:47:34I'm coming.
00:47:36Jack!
00:47:37Shelby!
00:47:38You stay here.
00:47:39But Mum, he's in danger.
00:47:40Sorry for treating you like a mammoth.
00:47:42This car is much more dangerous than me.
00:47:44Dad, you've got to save Shelby.
00:47:46Who's Shelby?
00:47:47My dog, it's Santa Claus who brought her to me.
00:47:51Leave me alone.
00:47:53Jack, help!
00:47:54Jack!
00:47:55Come here.
00:47:58You know, it could be good for you to run in the snow, Stephen.
00:48:03Well, I'm just saying.
00:48:06Come here, I'm telling you.
00:48:07The guy in the fur coat must be doing a lot of exercise.
00:48:09You can tell, he's rather...
00:48:11Yeah, he's rather sluggish, Stephen.
00:48:13Jack, help!
00:48:15Mum, I've got to save him.
00:48:17I'm the only one listening.
00:48:19Oh no, no, no.
00:48:21I knew there was a dog here.
00:48:23I didn't expect it to end like this.
00:48:27Watch out!
00:48:28For what?
00:48:29For the ice cream!
00:48:31Oh, my butt!
00:48:34I've got pain everywhere, it's awful.
00:48:36I've got butt in compote.
00:48:39Well, let's go, Doug.
00:48:40Let's finish this once and for all.
00:48:42Hey, Jack, could you give me one last lap?
00:48:45Sorry, Shelby, it's all my fault.
00:48:47No, it's not your fault.
00:48:49It's the world's fault.
00:48:51Jack, get away from that dog.
00:48:52He's dangerous.
00:48:53He's not dangerous.
00:48:54He's my friend.
00:48:55My best friend.
00:48:57And my only friend.
00:48:59You're a great kid.
00:49:01You'll be an excellent magician one day, I'm sure of it.
00:49:04I, you see...
00:49:06I've spent all my life running away.
00:49:07That's all I can do.
00:49:09And this guy spends his time chasing me.
00:49:11That's how it is.
00:49:13But I'll always be your friend.
00:49:15Okay?
00:49:17Let him go, he didn't do anything.
00:49:19Yeah, yeah, that's it.
00:49:21Don't be sad.
00:49:23Promise?
00:49:25He's my assistant.
00:49:26Without him, my magic tricks don't work.
00:49:28Step aside.
00:49:29He has to go back to the furry.
00:49:31But why does he have to go back to the furry?
00:49:33That depends on your parents, I'd say.
00:49:35Mum, Dad, but I love him more than anything in the world.
00:49:37It's unfair.
00:49:38Let me adopt him, please.
00:49:43I'd like to be able to say yes, but it's simply impossible.
00:49:48You know what?
00:49:49My parents didn't want me to have a dog either.
00:49:52But my life has turned out well, and I'm happy.
00:49:58Get in, son.
00:50:02Listen, Jack.
00:50:03You just have to forget that our lives have crossed.
00:50:05It's better that way.
00:50:08Come on, kid.
00:50:10I have to go.
00:50:11You don't need me.
00:50:12You don't need anyone.
00:50:14You'll manage on your own.
00:50:17Have a Merry Christmas.
00:50:18Enjoy it.
00:50:20See you next time, Jack.
00:50:22Don't go, Shelby!
00:50:23Don't go!
00:50:24If he sees you...
00:50:25Don't lose my ball, which I like.
00:50:31See you soon, Jack.
00:50:32You're a nice guy.
00:50:41Look.
00:50:44I know this guy.
00:50:45What's his name?
00:50:47Phil Shelby.
00:50:51I saw him on a stage in Vegas.
00:50:54In 1992.
00:50:55He wasn't as alive as he was before.
00:50:59He had more lions in his show.
00:51:01But it was entertaining.
00:51:04He has a rather original number.
00:51:06With teeth that disappear.
00:51:07It's funny, he uses his denture.
00:51:10It's a bit confusing, to be honest.
00:51:17And...
00:51:19Don't worry.
00:51:20Come on.
00:51:21We don't always get what we want at Christmas, you know.
00:51:24And sometimes,
00:51:25Santa Claus can be wrong.
00:51:30I hate Christmas.
00:51:32Don't say that.
00:51:33You know it's wrong.
00:51:34But without Shelby,
00:51:35I have no one.
00:51:37No one?
00:51:39You can't say that.
00:51:40You still have your family.
00:51:41And magic.
00:51:42The only magic trick
00:51:43that would please my family
00:51:45would be if I disappeared.
00:51:46You always exaggerate.
00:51:48Your whole family loves you.
00:51:50Even Brent.
00:51:52But I think about Shelby.
00:51:54He's all alone and sad
00:51:55and no one comforts him.
00:51:57He has nothing left.
00:51:58But you're here for him.
00:52:00Listen.
00:52:02I lost my best friends too.
00:52:05When your grandmother died,
00:52:08my heart was broken.
00:52:11I traveled all over the world to heal it.
00:52:15I visited the places
00:52:16that she would have wanted to discover.
00:52:19But she didn't have time.
00:52:22You know what?
00:52:25I was alone
00:52:26but I knew she was close to me.
00:52:29And you know why?
00:52:32When you love someone really strong,
00:52:35that person is always close to you.
00:52:39I know you're in a hurry.
00:52:43So I told myself
00:52:45that I would give you your Christmas present
00:52:46a little earlier.
00:52:52But it's an empty box.
00:52:54You shouldn't always
00:52:55rely on appearances,
00:52:56my little Jake.
00:52:58This box is not like the others.
00:53:02Yet it has nothing special.
00:53:04During my travels,
00:53:05I met interesting people.
00:53:07And I always told them about you.
00:53:10One of the people I told about you
00:53:13and your passion for magic
00:53:16gave me this box
00:53:17so that I could give it to you.
00:53:20You mean that a stranger
00:53:21gave you an empty box for me?
00:53:24In fact, he wanted 50 dollars
00:53:25and I managed to get it for 25.
00:53:27But it's not like the others.
00:53:41I just found it.
00:53:42Listen, you're the one who sees it,
00:53:43my little lady.
00:53:44If you want it,
00:53:45be here at 10 o'clock,
00:53:46or it's over.
00:53:47Over?
00:53:48Doug, we need to talk.
00:53:49Over?
00:53:50What's over, Doug?
00:53:55Well,
00:53:56we can get some back.
00:53:58Well, not a lot, to be honest.
00:54:01Dad, you're incorrigible.
00:54:03You see that Christmas is over,
00:54:04my house is in ruins
00:54:05and you pick up the balls from the tree.
00:54:06My whole life is ruined
00:54:07because of two dogs.
00:54:08You can't say that, Lily.
00:54:09Believe me,
00:54:10I've seen a lot of...
00:54:12Christmas that ended in disaster.
00:54:14The one from 1976 ended up in trial.
00:54:18Hey,
00:54:19is that your biggest broom?
00:54:20Because...
00:54:21Bev had a bigger one.
00:54:23Of course,
00:54:24she used it to fly,
00:54:25my poor Stephen.
00:54:29Stop putting everything on the back
00:54:30of your totally irrational fear
00:54:32of dogs.
00:54:33I was attacked.
00:54:34Dad,
00:54:35how can you want me to forget
00:54:36something like that?
00:54:37Attacked?
00:54:38Yes, that's it.
00:54:39How can you remember?
00:54:40You were three.
00:54:41A dog bit you
00:54:42and you didn't like it.
00:54:43You're not afraid of dogs.
00:54:44Yes, I'm afraid.
00:54:46Oh, really?
00:54:48Look where you're sitting.
00:54:52Let this thing go, Dad.
00:54:56Listen to your kiss,
00:54:57it's not very gentlemanly.
00:55:02And here we are,
00:55:03back to jail.
00:55:04When I told you
00:55:05I hated Christmas,
00:55:07I don't want to go
00:55:08to another family.
00:55:09I'm going to have to run away again.
00:55:13Here,
00:55:14I made you the steak
00:55:15of the great old men.
00:55:16That said,
00:55:17it's going to seem
00:55:18banal to you now.
00:55:19Since you're going to hang out
00:55:20in the big world,
00:55:21you'll get steak every night
00:55:22with
00:55:23Chas,
00:55:24Francis
00:55:26and our dear divorcee.
00:55:28I don't need a dog family
00:55:29or to go to the big world.
00:55:30I found a family,
00:55:32Jake's family.
00:55:33It'll be quiet without you.
00:55:35That's for sure.
00:55:36But it'll be fine.
00:55:38You know,
00:55:39I think
00:55:40in other circumstances,
00:55:43we could have been friends.
00:55:44But...
00:55:45Friends?
00:55:46Are you crazy?
00:55:47You've been chasing me around
00:55:48for 2 years.
00:55:49It'd be funny
00:55:50if in another life,
00:55:51you reincarnated
00:55:52as a woodworker
00:55:53and I as a dog.
00:55:54You know what?
00:55:55You need air.
00:55:56You're getting tired.
00:55:57You should change jobs.
00:55:58You don't look like you're
00:55:59talking to yourself.
00:56:00I'll make you turn
00:56:01into a burrick.
00:56:02I think you've got
00:56:03something in your brain
00:56:04since you fell.
00:56:05Stop laughing.
00:56:06Right,
00:56:07enjoy your meal.
00:56:08Listen Doug,
00:56:09if you want to send me back,
00:56:10give me
00:56:11Jake's family.
00:56:13Well,
00:56:14I'll have to run away again.
00:56:16Let me tell you something.
00:56:18If I was in Jake's family,
00:56:20I'd never run away again.
00:56:22Never.
00:56:24I miss him.
00:56:25I wonder
00:56:26what he's doing right now.
00:56:30Why did he give me
00:56:31an empty box?
00:56:35There's nothing in there.
00:56:39A double bottom.
00:56:43The secret to being
00:56:44a good magician
00:56:45is to follow your heart.
00:56:46Magic can make
00:56:47the impossible
00:56:48possible.
00:56:51For Jake,
00:56:52signed
00:56:53Philbert Thomas Shelby.
00:56:55That's great!
00:56:56You see how special
00:56:57this box is?
00:57:01She's eating chicken
00:57:02for dinner?
00:57:03She's so beautiful.
00:57:05Brent,
00:57:06you have to help me
00:57:07save Shelby.
00:57:08What?
00:57:09No,
00:57:10I can't help you
00:57:11save this stupid dog.
00:57:12It's Christmas.
00:57:13Yeah,
00:57:14but I've got
00:57:15Chloe's number.
00:57:16I could call her.
00:57:17I know you're spying on her.
00:57:18What?
00:57:19No, no,
00:57:20you're talking nonsense.
00:57:21Wait,
00:57:22how did you get it?
00:57:23Let's say I have my sources
00:57:24and I'll tell you if I want to.
00:57:25Come on, give it to me.
00:57:26Okay,
00:57:27but you have to help me.
00:57:29Okay,
00:57:30what do you want?
00:57:32Come on,
00:57:33I have to show you something.
00:57:35What do you want?
00:57:37To break my mood?
00:57:38I know you broke it,
00:57:39thank you.
00:57:40What you saw
00:57:42Ta-da!
00:57:43Wow!
00:57:47Why are you still here?
00:57:50Do you need a trick?
00:57:51Yes,
00:57:52exactly.
00:57:53I knew it.
00:57:54Okay,
00:57:55listen to me.
00:57:56That's us.
00:57:57That's the foyer.
00:57:58When did you do that?
00:57:59When you were playing
00:58:00GI Joe.
00:58:01No,
00:58:02I told you to call me
00:58:03Mongoose.
00:58:04Whatever.
00:58:05I found the plans
00:58:06on the net.
00:58:07It's incredible
00:58:08everything we find
00:58:09provided we know
00:58:10what to look for.
00:58:11And we even found
00:58:12Doug's security cameras.
00:58:14We found the references
00:58:15of his online purchases
00:58:16by searching the web.
00:58:17I like to focus.
00:58:18We're lucky.
00:58:19The creepy stuff
00:58:20are just on order
00:58:21for now.
00:58:22Good job, Ellie.
00:58:23Now, let's go.
00:58:24Let's focus.
00:58:25That's the foyer.
00:58:26Our target is here,
00:58:27Shelby.
00:58:28Oh, it's Mr. Caprice.
00:58:29No,
00:58:30touch.
00:58:31Jack,
00:58:32Jack,
00:58:33where did you get this wand?
00:58:34Can you focus,
00:58:35please?
00:58:36So,
00:58:37here's what we're going to do.
00:58:38That's the foyer,
00:58:39and that's Shelby,
00:58:40and that's the incinerator.
00:58:46And now,
00:58:47the travel agent tells me
00:58:48we've got great plans
00:58:49for you.
00:58:50Great?
00:58:51How are we going to get
00:58:52in front of them?
00:58:53Relax,
00:58:54I know what we're going to do.
00:58:55And what's your name?
00:58:56We call ourselves
00:58:57the Aristocrats.
00:59:01Who's that?
00:59:02Maybe.
00:59:08Merry Christmas,
00:59:09Mrs Parker.
00:59:10Jack told us
00:59:11to come and see you
00:59:12to give you
00:59:13a bit of Christmas magic.
00:59:23They're coming too.
00:59:32With this traditional song
00:59:34La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
00:59:39Merry Christmas,
00:59:40thank you very much.
00:59:41Wonderful.
00:59:42Christmas, Christmas,
00:59:45Christmas, Christmas
00:59:50That way,
00:59:51it's a shortcut.
00:59:52I want to pee.
00:59:53Wait,
00:59:54we've only done 100 metres.
00:59:55And we've only got 100 metres left to do.
00:59:57It's really a small town,
00:59:59so your shortcut
01:00:00is an oxymoron.
01:00:01But I really need to pee.
01:00:03Listen,
01:00:04Sally's going to pee in the snow
01:00:06and hurry up
01:00:07or we won't be able to change anything on the beach.
01:00:18Wonderful.
01:00:19That was brilliant.
01:00:20Merry Christmas everyone.
01:00:31Merry Christmas
01:00:40Here we are.
01:00:41Does everyone know the mission?
01:00:44Ok, Brent.
01:00:45Operation Surprise Pouch.
01:00:46I'm the mongoose.
01:00:48Doesn't matter.
01:00:49Doesn't matter.
01:00:59The trap is in place.
01:01:01Well done, Brent.
01:01:02Mongoose
01:01:03Go to the crow's nest and wait for orders.
01:01:10The paw works.
01:01:20To the man in the fur coat,
01:01:22from Santa Claus.
01:01:32I like surprises.
01:01:36Are you sure you're going to manage?
01:01:38She is.
01:01:39It's not my first time.
01:01:40I don't know if that's reassuring.
01:01:43And nature, nature
01:01:46and the sky sing.
01:01:51Is it over?
01:01:52Yes, well, since you're insisting,
01:01:54we can sing you an old classic.
01:01:57It will remind us of our childhood.
01:01:59Nothing like a good old
01:02:01Long live the wind.
01:02:02Here we go.
01:02:031, 2, 3
01:02:04Long live the wind, long live the wind,
01:02:06long live the winter wind.
01:02:08I'd like a good scotch, please.
01:02:11Long live the wind, long live the...
01:02:16What's that?
01:02:18Someone offered Pepper a nice wake-up dinner.
01:02:21That's really nice.
01:02:25No, it's not for you, Rocky.
01:02:27It's for Pepper.
01:02:38Perfect.
01:02:39Now we just have to wait for nature to do its job
01:02:42and the magic of adding a little pepper.
01:02:48Hello my doll, hello my pretty, hello my sweet,
01:02:53give me a sweet kiss.
01:02:59Sally, get ready with Nounours Blah Blah.
01:03:10Fourriere, speaking.
01:03:12Good evening, sir. I'd like to speak to the manager, Doug Johns.
01:03:16Yes, it's me, Doug Johns.
01:03:18What can I do for you on New Year's Eve?
01:03:21Well, Mr John, we're calling you to do a little poll.
01:03:24Wait, if it's not an emergency, I'd like to finish my New Year's dinner.
01:03:27Oh sorry, you know I only do my job, sir.
01:03:30First of all, are you satisfied with...
01:03:35with your truck?
01:03:38I'm going to tell you what I don't like.
01:03:40That you called me on New Year's Eve to sell me a truck.
01:03:43It's shameful.
01:03:44That being said, my truck is relatively rotten at the moment.
01:03:48And that's a problem.
01:03:49But I'm not going to let it overflow any longer.
01:03:51I assure you.
01:03:52And the kids in the neighborhood will stop making fun of me
01:03:54and pointing fingers at me.
01:03:59I... I have to hang up.
01:04:08The area is clear.
01:04:16Well, that was lovely.
01:04:18Those Christmas songs were wonderful.
01:04:20And an hour of cancer.
01:04:21Yes, and it's original to sing the bomba at Christmas.
01:04:24I liked their a cappella version of Smoke on the Water.
01:04:28It's a shame the kids didn't see that.
01:04:30We weren't a little too hard on them.
01:04:32Circus, with the dogs, honestly.
01:04:34By the way, where did they go?
01:04:36Where did they go?
01:04:37I don't know.
01:04:45I hope it's the right code.
01:04:49The door won't open.
01:04:50The last number is wrong.
01:04:52Can't you read?
01:04:54You should have let me do it.
01:04:55My writing is so perfect.
01:05:01Rocky?
01:05:02Watch out!
01:05:03The rooster is back in the henhouse.
01:05:05Your turn.
01:05:09Let's go to plan B.
01:05:11Because we have a plan B?
01:05:12Of course.
01:05:14Run!
01:05:17Where are you going, Gandolf?
01:05:19The fence is 3 metres long.
01:05:28And the president has reintegrated the white house.
01:05:31Now I'll show you a roundabout I've worked on.
01:05:33Jack, is that you?
01:05:35Come on, get me out of here!
01:05:38Unbelievable! You came to get me?
01:05:42Did you hear that? It's Shelby.
01:05:44Get ready to be blown away.
01:05:46Now I'm going to try the impossible.
01:05:49A number where I challenge death and impress my audience...
01:05:52It's ok, do your thing, it's ok.
01:05:54Ok, let's go.
01:05:55Go on, Jack. I'm waiting for you.
01:05:59Ok, that's perfect.
01:06:02And now I'm going to go through the fence.
01:06:06Try to get out in one piece.
01:06:14Wow, I must admit I'm impressed.
01:06:18Wow, good job!
01:06:19Er, for a moron.
01:06:23You must get out, Rocky. Let's go.
01:06:26Come on, doggy, do your thing.
01:06:28And now, in front of your amazed eyes, I'm going to try to go through the bathroom window.
01:06:37When you're ready, Brent, throw the balls at him.
01:06:40Yes, yes, I'm on it.
01:06:44It seems to be working.
01:06:52Get a rabbit out of your hat, Udini, quick!
01:06:54Bombardier en route!
01:06:56Come on, Jiminon, hide!
01:07:00Hey, the kids aren't here.
01:07:02What do you mean, they're not here?
01:07:03They're not upstairs, they're not downstairs, they're not here, so...
01:07:05They must have gone out to play. Don't panic.
01:07:07No, no, no, no, they're not outside. There's absolutely no one outside.
01:07:10So, yes, we have to panic.
01:07:12Someone kidnapped them.
01:07:13Stephen.
01:07:14And I'm losing Halley's guard.
01:07:15I'm going to strangle them.
01:07:16They must have wanted to take a walk somewhere.
01:07:18Wait, look.
01:07:20I put a fly swatter on Halley's phone to find out where he is if she loses it.
01:07:24So that means I can find out where she is.
01:07:26I know, it's not very nice, but...
01:07:30Where is that?
01:07:33They're in the foyer.
01:07:34Let's go.
01:07:35Yes.
01:07:36We're going to take the shortcut.
01:07:37You're right.
01:07:41Wait, guys. I think there's going to be some action.
01:07:45The supervisor is in his office.
01:07:47Your turn.
01:07:50I'm going to make my last move.
01:07:55Oops, I broke a window.
01:07:57Jake, find a solution or you're going to end up in dog pâté.
01:08:02Hi, Jake.
01:08:03Hi.
01:08:05I'm inside.
01:08:15What's going on?
01:08:16I made the meatballs with the same meat as the one in the foyer.
01:08:19The dog's not going to bother us anymore.
01:08:23It's completely cooked.
01:08:25The Pope is coming back to the Vatican. I repeat, the Pope is coming back to the Vatican.
01:08:30It's not going to be nice to see.
01:08:45Keep an eye on the Pope. We're moving on to Operation Amidal.
01:08:49I'm going. Go and get your announcement.
01:08:51Ok.
01:08:56Fourier, I'm listening.
01:08:57Good evening, Duke. It's Ed Parker.
01:08:59You came to our house to pick up a stray dog and you spied on my wife through the window.
01:09:02Wait, if it's not an emergency, I'd like to finish my New Year's Eve dinner.
01:09:05Yes, sorry. I just wanted to know if my children weren't in the parishes.
01:09:09I'll tell you what I don't like.
01:09:11That you called me on New Year's Eve.
01:09:13It's shameful.
01:09:15Yes, I know. I'm bothering you. I understand.
01:09:18But I'm not going to let myself be distracted any longer, I assure you.
01:09:21And the kids in the neighborhood are going to stop making fun of me and pointing fingers at me.
01:09:25Oh, calm down. It's no use threatening me.
01:09:27We're going to come to the foyer now and we're going to talk.
01:09:30Hang on.
01:09:33Don't hang around. This guy from the foyer loses his pedals.
01:09:44How did this happen?
01:09:46It happened a long time ago this time.
01:09:48It must have been a super-powerful elixir.
01:09:51But even he must have emptied himself a long time ago.
01:09:55Jack, are you close to the bus?
01:09:57Yes, I'm almost there.
01:10:00Hang on, I'm transferring this digital fingerprint and we'll be able to get in.
01:10:07Yes, it's me, Duke Jones.
01:10:13The captain is on the bridge.
01:10:15Jack, hurry up now. Do what you have to do.
01:10:19Jack! Jack!
01:10:20Shelby, I'm here to free you.
01:10:22You did it. I was sure he'd make it.
01:10:25Come on, get me out of here.
01:10:26Come on, take the key.
01:10:27It won't be long.
01:10:28Sally, the key.
01:10:31I'd give you a hand, but I don't have any.
01:10:34Oh my, it doesn't smell good.
01:10:36That's not true. We have visitors.
01:10:38I repeat, we have visitors.
01:10:40It's time to get this over with. You're going to miss your code name.
01:10:47Hurry up!
01:10:48You heard her. Hurry up. Go on, shake it off.
01:10:50Key, key, keyhole, keyhole. It's not that hard.
01:10:59Monsieur Fourier?
01:11:00Oh no, it's the lady who smells like a roach with her spoiled kid.
01:11:04Oh, get me out of here.
01:11:07Ah, here it is.
01:11:10Bienvenue. Quelle joie.
01:11:12Abandonnez la mission. Le bébé... les clowns sont... l'auberge...
01:11:17Oh, stop it. Hide, they're coming.
01:11:21Come on, Jack, we've got to hide.
01:11:23Oh no, Jack, you're not going to listen to them.
01:11:25Come back. Don't do that. Come back, I said.
01:11:34That's strange. I'd forgotten my keys.
01:11:40Eh bien, donnez-moi mon chien.
01:11:43Donnez-moi mon argent.
01:11:45Bien sûr.
01:11:46Voilà.
01:11:51Jack, salut, vous me recevez?
01:11:53On les a perdus de vue et maintenant on les entend plus.
01:11:55Il nous reste le plan B.
01:11:56On a déjà utilisé le plan B.
01:11:58Non, B comme Barracuda. On va contacter mon pote, il saura exactement quoi faire.
01:12:03Oh, regarde, elle a laissé la porte ouverte.
01:12:05Génial.
01:12:07C'est bon, je suis rentrée sur ton compte, Commandant Killer.
01:12:10Qu'est-ce que je dois lui dire?
01:12:12Dis que c'est un message du capitaine Mangust et que je dois gérer un code orange.
01:12:18Deux.
01:12:19C'est ça.
01:12:20Trois.
01:12:21Quatre.
01:12:22Si j'avais su que je valais autant, j'aurais fait carrière plus tôt.
01:12:25Livrez-moi le colis maintenant.
01:12:27A vos ordres. C'est même avec plaisir.
01:12:31Hé, hé, hé, doucement. Je te rappelle que je suis un chien en or.
01:12:35Non, oh non, non, non.
01:12:37Ah, d'accord.
01:12:40Eh bien, il saura bien faire tous ses petits tours.
01:12:43Montre-moi ce que tu sais faire, le chien.
01:12:45Ce que je sais faire? Je vais vous montrer. Je vais vous rendre gentille, mais personne n'y croirait.
01:12:50Faites-lui faire un tour.
01:12:52Mais ce chien n'est plus à moi, madame.
01:12:56Fais un tour, le chien. Fais un tour, tout de suite.
01:13:00Je peux vous faire un tour. Ça s'appelle, je me retourne et je vous ignore.
01:13:04Mais enfin, qu'est-ce qu'il fait?
01:13:06J'en sais rien.
01:13:07Code orange.
01:13:08Oh, mais...
01:13:10Est-ce qu'il vient de dire code orange?
01:13:14Oui.
01:13:15Méchant, le chien. Je veux que tu me montres un tour maintenant.
01:13:18Celui-là, c'est je me re-retourne et je vous ignore. C'est bien?
01:13:21Ouh, le chien. Fais-moi un petit tour. Je vais devoir te battre, c'est comme tu veux.
01:13:28Si ça ne tenait qu'à moi, je vous servirais bien en dessert à mon voisin d'à côté.
01:13:32Bon, tu l'auras voulu.
01:13:37Elle n'a pas l'air de savoir se servir d'un balai.
01:13:39Mais qu'est-ce qu'elle fait?
01:13:44Non, stop. Vous allez lui faire mal.
01:13:46Il est ma propriété. Il est à moi.
01:13:52Bien joué, soldat Barracuda.
01:13:55Mangust?
01:13:57Capitaine Mangust.
01:13:58C'est un honneur de vous servir, Capitaine Mangust.
01:14:03Waouh, je ne reconnais plus Doug.
01:14:05Vous savez, les gens me trouvent méchant parce que je ramasse les chiens errants.
01:14:09Les vrais méchants, ce sont les gens comme vous.
01:14:12Oui, vous êtes peut-être riches comme Crésus, mais votre vie ne vaut pas plus qu'une crotte de chien.
01:14:18On ne bat jamais un chien.
01:14:20C'est évident, quand même.
01:14:21Doug a été kidnappé par des extraterrestres ou quoi?
01:14:24Je suis sûr qu'enfant, vous étiez aussi normal que ces gamins.
01:14:29C'est un mauvais exemple.
01:14:30Et puis, un chien, ce n'est pas votre propriété.
01:14:32Soit il fait partie de votre famille, soit vous ne méritez pas d'en avoir un.
01:14:36Compris?
01:14:37Et arrêtez de dire du mal de votre ex-mari devant votre fils.
01:14:40Et peu importe si c'était un abruti fini, c'est encore le père de votre enfant.
01:14:43Ah oui, et autre chose.
01:14:45Francis n'a pas besoin que vous le couvriez constamment de cadeaux pour lui faire plaisir.
01:14:49Il n'est pas votre copain de shopping.
01:14:51Il a besoin que vous soyez une mère pour lui.
01:14:53Et la vie sera déjà assez difficile pour lui quand il se rendra compte des réalités.
01:14:59Écoutez.
01:15:00Tenez.
01:15:01Puisque c'est Noël, je vous suggère de donner ceci à Francis.
01:15:05Et qu'il choisisse à qui il pourrait faire un don.
01:15:08Cinq mille dollars, c'est de l'argent de poche pour vous, je m'en doute.
01:15:11Mais ça pourrait changer la vie d'une autre famille.
01:15:13Et ça pourrait être l'occasion pour Francis d'être fier de lui.
01:15:16Sans compter que vous allez économiser une petite fortune en frais de psychologue.
01:15:20Donc, retrouvez-vous avec votre fils et revenez ici dans un an, si vous voulez.
01:15:24Et là, on pourra envisager que vous adoptiez un chien.
01:15:27Eh bien, c'est la première fois que j'entends une chose intelligente sortir de la bouche de Doug.
01:15:31Allez, ouste, ouste, du valet !
01:15:33Zoo !
01:15:35Allez, ouste, ouste !
01:15:37Bien dit, soldat.
01:15:38Merci.
01:15:39Tiens, poste-le-moi. Je ne vais rien lui faire.
01:15:41Fais-moi confiance.
01:15:43Jack, quand Doug dit fais-moi confiance, ça veut dire fuyons !
01:15:48Qu'est-ce qui se passe ?
01:15:49Non, ça c'est rien. C'est l'alarme de l'incinérateur automatique.
01:15:52Elle se déclenche tous les soirs quand l'incinérateur...
01:15:55Oh la vache ! Ils sortent !
01:15:57Vite ! Sors de la petite fille, c'est dangereux !
01:15:59Non ! Je t'ai déjà dit, je n'ouvre pas la porte aux étrangers !
01:16:03Salut, ouvre la porte, c'est Jack !
01:16:05Jack ? Tu es sûr ?
01:16:07Je te promets, ouvre la porte, vite !
01:16:11Où est Shelby ?
01:16:12Papa Noël l'a sauvée.
01:16:14Comment le Père Noël l'a sauvée ?
01:16:16Je l'ai mise dans l'incinérateur.
01:16:18Non !
01:16:26C'est terminé.
01:16:30Il est parti ?
01:16:34Oui, il est parti.
01:16:44Jack, je suis désolée mon chéri.
01:16:46Ça va aller ?
01:16:48Shelby est enfin libre, pour toujours.
01:16:51Je suis sûre qu'il est mieux là où il est.
01:16:54J'espère seulement qu'il sait qu'il sera toujours mon meilleur ami.
01:16:57Toujours.
01:17:00Tu veux dormir avec ton papa cette nuit ?
01:17:02Non, je veux dormir au sous-sol.
01:17:05Avec personne, j'ai envie de rester tout seule.
01:17:08Papi, je crois plus à la magie, c'est fini.
01:17:31Oh ! Mademoiselle Ranchanchon !
01:17:34Oh ! Mademoiselle Ranchanchon !
01:17:37Jack, tu l'as réparée ?
01:17:39Merci beaucoup.
01:17:44C'était le dernier ?
01:17:45Pas tout à fait.
01:17:47Jack, je sais que ce n'est pas facile pour toi en ce moment.
01:17:50Tu peux ouvrir ce dernier cadeau, si tu veux.
01:17:59Le cercueil du magicien.
01:18:02Allez Jack, vas-y, montre-moi comment ça marche.
01:18:06Si vous voulez.
01:18:11J'aurai besoin d'un assistant, mais je vais me débrouiller sans.
01:18:15Vous voyez, il est vide.
01:18:19Maintenant, un petit coup de baguette magique et une formule magique.
01:18:23A la casam, pouf !
01:18:27Tada ! Joyeux Noël !
01:18:31Quoi ?
01:18:33Je suis un peu claustrophobe. Merci de laisser la porte ouverte.
01:18:36Vous avez dit que Papa Noël l'avait sauvée.
01:18:38Comment tu... Comment c'est possible ?
01:18:40Je crois que le mot que tu cherches, c'est miracle de Noël.
01:18:44On est en train de vivre un miracle de Noël.
01:18:46C'est la magie de Noël, tu veux dire.
01:18:49Vous devez tous vous demander comment j'ai atterri ici et comment je suis encore vivant.
01:18:53On dit que les magiciens ne révèlent jamais leurs secrets, mais une fois n'est pas coutume.
01:18:58Figurez-vous que Jack avait tout prévu depuis le début.
01:19:02Alors, voilà ce qu'on va faire.
01:19:04Là, on a la fourrière. Là, c'est le chenil. Là, c'est Shelby. Et là, l'incinérateur.
01:19:08Sally et moi, on a un peu joué la comédie.
01:19:10Mais c'est surtout Jack qui a réalisé son plus grand tour de magie.
01:19:14Bonne chance, Monsieur Sacapuce.
01:19:16D'habitude, ce n'est pas trop mon truc de jouer à cache-cache enfermé dans les placards.
01:19:19Je n'aime pas vraiment ça, ni me faire appeler Sacapuce.
01:19:22Et pour être très honnête, je n'étais pas sûr que ce plan marcherait.
01:19:25Visiblement, Sally croyait vraiment que le Père Noël allait me sauver.
01:19:29Au bout du compte, ce n'est pas lui qui m'a sauvé.
01:19:31Jack avait un partenaire infiltré, Papy Geoffray.
01:19:36Lui, il sait garder un secret et il a été assez sympa pour ne pas se moquer de mon bonnet à pompe.
01:19:41Ils sont à la fourrière.
01:19:43Jack a réussi à gentiment embobiner ses parents.
01:19:45Et je n'étais pas le seul à devoir jouer la comédie.
01:19:48En fait, Papy faisait semblant de faire la sieste sur le canapé.
01:19:56J'ai cru qu'il n'arriverait jamais.
01:19:58Il ne m'aurait pas oublié quand même.
01:20:00Ma bavale!
01:20:01Youpi!
01:20:04On rentre à la maison.
01:20:06Et voilà comment Papy m'a ramené à la maison.
01:20:08Et Jack a continué de jouer la comédie.
01:20:11Je suis sûre qu'il est mieux là où il est.
01:20:13J'espère seulement qu'il sait qu'il sera toujours mon meilleur ami.
01:20:17C'est là qu'on se dit que c'est un très bon comédien.
01:20:20Papy, je ne crois plus à la magie.
01:20:22C'est fini.
01:20:25Et Papy aussi joue plutôt bien la comédie.
01:20:27Qui l'eut cru?
01:20:28Et le petit détail qui fait toute la différence.
01:20:30Excellent!
01:20:31Il a tiré les larmes à tout le monde.
01:20:34Voilà comment Jack a réussi sa plus grande illusion.
01:20:37Mais Papy avait plus d'un tour dans son sac.
01:20:40Il y a un dernier cadeau.
01:20:42Jake, à toi l'honneur.
01:20:44Tu veux le faire, maman?
01:20:46Vas-y, Lily, à toi de jouer.
01:20:48Ok.
01:20:49Je n'arrivais pas à y croire.
01:20:51Wow!
01:20:52Un collier rien qu'à moi!
01:20:55Bienvenue dans la famille, Shelby.
01:20:57Une famille, c'est ce qui compte à Noël.
01:21:00Avant, j'attendais des choses extraordinaires pour Noël,
01:21:03mais j'étais toujours déçu.
01:21:04Le problème, c'est que je passais à côté de l'essentiel.
01:21:07Et je pensais trop à moi et mes envies.
01:21:09La vraie joie de Noël, c'est de rendre les autres heureux.
01:21:14Et quand les autres sont heureux,
01:21:17la magie fonctionne d'elle-même.
01:21:19Et puis, la magie et le bonheur peuvent faire des choses incroyables.
01:21:25Regardez, Doug a décidé d'arrêter d'attraper des chiens.
01:21:28Et il a adopté tous mes amis de la fourrière.
01:21:31Il les garde au chaud, il les nourrit bien et il les rend heureux.
01:21:36La magie de Noël, c'est aussi un père et sa fille qui savent enfin apprécier leur relation
01:21:40et qui apprennent à se connaître.
01:21:43C'est aussi deux personnes qui croyaient se connaître depuis toujours
01:21:47et qui se redécouvrent et qui vivent maintenant comme si c'était Noël tous les jours.
01:21:52Il arrive aussi à certains de perdre un être cher.
01:21:55La magie et le bonheur, c'est alors de se trouver une nouvelle passion
01:21:58et de s'y épanouir tellement qu'on redécouvre des joies d'enfant.
01:22:03C'est peut-être ringard ce que je vais vous dire,
01:22:05mais l'amour, c'est tout ce qu'il nous faut dans la vie.
01:22:08Ça, et avoir un super copain pour jouer à la balle.
01:22:12Le meilleur Noël de ma vie.
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