Aired (December 23, 2024): Sa palarong naisip nina Meme Vice, magtatagumpay kaya sina Beks Battalion Lassy at Breadwinnable #1 na masalo ang 1 thousand peso bill sa kanilang mga labi o mauuwi ito sa isang halik? #GMANetwork
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00:00So let's bring in our props.
00:02We'll also bring down number 1.
00:07Number 1, Kuya Justino Buendia.
00:13The scenario.
00:17There's a line of passengers.
00:21So we need our hosts.
00:24There's a line of passengers.
00:26It's okay.
00:27Ryan, the line is not for the driver.
00:29It's not for the driver.
00:31It's the other way around.
00:32In Korea, is the line for the driver?
00:34That's the entrance to Korea.
00:36That's where you enter.
00:37I'm the driver.
00:42There.
00:43There's a line.
00:44Then, while there's a line,
00:46there's a driver.
00:48Then, suddenly, there's a siren.
00:50Okay, huh?
00:51I don't know what a siren is.
00:52You're the last one.
00:54Then, you're the marker.
00:55Of course, you'll see the siren.
00:57So, you'll bring in your passengers
00:59while there's a siren.
00:59Action!
01:00Hey, driver!
01:01Are you okay?
01:02Come in.
01:03Let's continue.
01:03Okay, let's go.
01:04Hey!
01:05Excuse me.
01:06Yes, sir?
01:07I think they're in a line.
01:09No, I was here earlier.
01:10I'm sorry.
01:11I was here earlier.
01:13We didn't see you.
01:13We just saw you.
01:14I'm sorry.
01:15It's better if we're in a line.
01:17It's better if we're in a line.
01:19Yes, that's right.
01:19It's better if we're in a line.
01:21I was here earlier.
01:23I'm sorry.
01:24You have no respect for Chef Locro.
01:26He's not like that.
01:27He's not like that.
01:28I was here earlier.
01:30Sir, I have a question.
01:31Is it okay for a dog to be in a jeep?
01:33No!
01:33He's a human.
01:34He's a human.
01:35No, he's not.
01:36Sir, this is what happened.
01:37There was no one here earlier.
01:38There was no line.
01:39I just bought a ticket.
01:39When I came back, there was already a line.
01:40I was here earlier.
01:41We've been in a line for 10 minutes.
01:43That's not fair.
01:44That's not fair.
01:45Sir, I was here earlier.
01:47I'm the marker.
01:49That's why I was here earlier.
01:51I know who's in a line.
01:53I'm sorry.
01:54It's okay.
01:55Who's in a line here?
01:56This one.
01:57You're so ugly.
01:58You're so ugly.
01:59You're so pretty.
02:00Dagul, what's going on there?
02:04Dagul, what's going on there?
02:05That's not Dagul.
02:06There.
02:07You're so pretty.
02:08Let's give half to our colleagues.
02:10Because they were here earlier.
02:11I'll just take this one.
02:12You're going to take this one?
02:13Yes.
02:14Is it okay if I take this one?
02:15No.
02:16The woman is taking it.
02:17Even if you're pretty,
02:18Yes.
02:19But you should be in the right line.
02:21Okay, brother.
02:22We might be talking to you.
02:24I'm already late.
02:25No, you can't.
02:26The woman will ask
02:27if she can kiss you
02:28so she can get in.
02:29No.
02:30No.
02:31Brother, can I just kiss you?
02:32No.
02:33The woman will get angry
02:35and slap you.
02:39Okay, brother.
02:40I'm already late.
02:41Sir, let's start with Buntis.
02:42There.
02:43There.
02:44I'm already late.
02:45Of course.
02:46Buntis is Chinese.
02:47There's Buntis, of course.
02:48I'm Buntis.
02:49My name is Buntis.
02:50Guys, there's Buntis.
02:51Buntis should go first.
02:52Don't be crazy.
02:53Don't be crazy.
02:54Don't be crazy.
02:55But guys,
02:56I'm sorry.
02:57We need to follow the line
02:59so we can have a nice date.
03:01Date?
03:02We're water.
03:03Date?
03:04We're a date.
03:05Follow the passengers.
03:06Yes.
03:07So who's first?
03:08Because he's Buntis.
03:10He should go first.
03:11What about me, brother?
03:13Go to the line.
03:14You're wrong, sir.
03:16Let's go to the line.
03:17You're my boyfriend.
03:20You're my boyfriend.
03:21You're my boyfriend.
03:22And the man will prove that he's really her boyfriend.
03:25Kiss.
03:26Kiss.
03:27Kiss.
03:28Kiss.
03:29Wait.
03:30Is he really your boyfriend?
03:31Yes.
03:32Is he really your boyfriend?
03:33Yes. Why?
03:34Kiss him.
03:35Kiss him.
03:36Wait.
03:37Wait.
03:38You're not a man.
03:39You're a gay.
03:41What a gay in our family.
03:43And for you to know,
03:44they're really dating.
03:45There's a 500.
03:47There's a 500.
03:49Hurry, hurry, hurry.
03:52If I get that, it's mine.
03:54There, there.
03:55It's 1,000.
03:58They'll prove that they're really dating
04:00so they can ride the same boat.
04:02Wow.
04:03Let's go.
04:04We're going straight.
04:06Good luck.
04:07Oh, you're gay.
04:08I'm sorry.
04:09I'm sorry.
04:10You're gay.
04:11You're gay.
04:12I'm really a gay.
04:14What about the microphone?
04:16Microphone.
04:19One, two, three.
04:21It's gone!
04:22Wow!
04:23It's gone!
04:24It's gone!
04:25It's gone!
04:26It's gone!
04:27It's gone!
04:28It's really annoying.
04:29It's annoying.
04:30Who?
04:31Barger.
04:32Barger.
04:33The two girls.
04:34I don't want to go in there.
04:35If I get this, it's yours.
04:371,000.
04:381,000 is mine.
04:39Mine.
04:40You have to get close.
04:41One.
04:43You're too short.
04:44Your mouth is too high.
04:46How tall are you, Laci?
04:47One...
04:48Two.
04:49Three.
04:50Ahhh!
04:56I had so much fun!
05:02I had so much fun.
05:05Wow!
05:06Oh my God!
05:07My friend Kaizle will prove that I'm right.
05:10Thank you very much, Kuya.
05:19You can go now.
05:22Let's go back to 1,000.
05:26What's next?
05:40Thank you very much.