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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:21I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:23Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:29The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up, maid.
00:00:49I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:52Do it yourself.
00:00:54That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:58You're paid to serve me.
00:01:00Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:08I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:12I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:14Right, Emmett?
00:01:15Yeah.
00:01:16She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:19Oh.
00:01:21You just can't help but open your legs
00:01:23at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:30Am I dreaming?
00:01:32No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:38What the hell's going on?
00:01:42Noah?
00:01:44Noah?
00:01:46Noah?
00:01:48What the hell's going on?
00:01:50Jules came in here to work
00:01:52and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:54and she grabbed me
00:01:56and then when I pulled my hand away
00:01:58she just fell.
00:02:00Destiny?
00:02:02Is that what happened?
00:02:04That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:06Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up
00:02:08being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:10Why do you even care?
00:02:12She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:14and I had to jump in
00:02:16and save your reputation
00:02:18before things got out of hand.
00:02:22Mia?
00:02:24Give me your phone.
00:02:26What?
00:02:28Give me your phone.
00:02:30No.
00:02:32It's right here. I got you.
00:02:36I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:38Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:40If I see anybody with pictures of Jules
00:02:43speak to me.
00:02:51What are you doing here?
00:02:53What are you, losing your mind?
00:02:55This is my house, Jules.
00:03:01Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:05Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:09Dude, we can't.
00:03:11This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:13Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:15Wake up, slut.
00:03:17Show's over.
00:03:19Mia, if you're not gonna help out then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:21Fine by me. I'll be by the pool.
00:03:23Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:25I'm it.
00:03:29I know you've always had a thing for Jules
00:03:31but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:33You have to save her.
00:03:37Jules?
00:03:39Jules, come on!
00:03:41Shit, shit, shit, what do I do?
00:03:43Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:51You okay?
00:03:55Thank God.
00:03:57Alright, let's get you up.
00:03:59I don't know what the hell happened back there
00:04:01but I need to get back to work.
00:04:03Jules?
00:04:05You're not going anywhere.
00:04:08Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:04:12of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:14What are you, a stripper?
00:04:16I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:18You know, last time I saw you
00:04:20you leaked our sex tape, lied about it
00:04:22and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:24And now you come to my summer house
00:04:26with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:04:28and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:32What are you trying to do?
00:04:34Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:36Trying to ruin my summer? You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:38I'm here to clean your toilets
00:04:40and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:44You know what I think?
00:04:46I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:51Why would I want you back
00:04:53after everything you've done to me?
00:04:55Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:04:57and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what, I didn't do anything to you
00:05:01so why don't you just admit it?
00:05:03You still want me.
00:05:05Is he coming on to me?
00:05:09In your dreams.
00:05:11Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:13We've been over this a million times.
00:05:15I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:17Yes, you did.
00:05:19And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities
00:05:21and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:23I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:25Mia decided
00:05:27that I was officially cancelled
00:05:29and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:31And you let her.
00:05:33Someone say my name.
00:05:38You two are hooking up?
00:05:40We're not hooking up.
00:05:42Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:47We're not hooking up.
00:05:49Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:53Be so fucking for real.
00:05:55Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:05:57It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:00Right when you told everyone
00:06:02to stop talking to me.
00:06:04How convenient.
00:06:06Let the girls talk.
00:06:14After everyone saw your tits
00:06:16online, I knew I couldn't be friends
00:06:18with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:24Hey Noah!
00:06:26Congrats on your downgrade.
00:06:28You think I'm
00:06:30the downgrade?
00:06:32You're just a washed up
00:06:34little wannabe.
00:06:36So is that why you want to be me so bad?
00:06:38Everything you've
00:06:40ever had or
00:06:42wanted is mine.
00:06:46And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:48Especially Noah.
00:06:54Ow!
00:06:56Noah! Did you see that?
00:06:58She shoved me!
00:07:00Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:02I'm always honest.
00:07:04You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:10Thanks, Noey.
00:07:14Fire her.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:26Do you really think
00:07:28firing her would be the best option?
00:07:30I think it would be more of a punishment
00:07:32if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:34Noah!
00:07:36She shoved me!
00:07:38And this is my rental too.
00:07:40So, what I say
00:07:42goes.
00:07:50Mia and I
00:07:52are splitting the summer house.
00:07:55So you should probably go.
00:07:59I wish things could be different
00:08:01but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:05Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:11Jules.
00:08:15Look, I know things have probably been really tough
00:08:17since your dad died last summer.
00:08:19I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:21It's what you would have made
00:08:23if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:25I don't want your pity check.
00:08:27Thank God.
00:08:29I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:31This is too humiliating.
00:08:33I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:49What are you doing home?
00:08:51I lost my job at the summer house.
00:08:53No! No!
00:08:55That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:08:57Jules, when your father died
00:08:59he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:01I know.
00:09:03But I was working for Mia
00:09:05and she fired me.
00:09:07Mia?
00:09:09Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:11But her father said that
00:09:13if you worked at their summer house
00:09:15he would forgive our debt.
00:09:17Jules, if you don't get this job back
00:09:19we will lose everything.
00:09:21Everything.
00:09:27I'm so glad you took out the trash,
00:09:29my little Noey.
00:09:31Please don't call me that.
00:09:35You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:37I'm going to call daddy
00:09:39and have him send you some money
00:09:41so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:43Mia, slow down, okay?
00:09:46We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:50What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:54I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:09:56Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:09:58Why not?
00:10:00That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:04I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:06What are you still doing here?
00:10:08You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:10Tell me this.
00:10:12Are you genuinely stupid
00:10:14or do you just not get it?
00:10:16Nobody wants you here.
00:10:18I can't back down.
00:10:20Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:22I'm not talking to you.
00:10:24I'm talking to you.
00:10:26I need this job.
00:10:28I need you to choose me.
00:10:30After everything that happened between us
00:10:32I shouldn't want her.
00:10:34But I do.
00:10:36What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:40What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:42I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:44No, no, no.
00:10:46No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:50Tell her, Noah.
00:10:52Prove it.
00:10:58I'll work harder than I ever have before
00:11:00and I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:04Enough with this little
00:11:06seduction act of yours
00:11:08and keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:12Mia!
00:11:14I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:16Alone.
00:11:18Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:26She really has you by the balls.
00:11:28Don't insult me.
00:11:30Or what?
00:11:32You'll spank me?
00:11:34You can leave now.
00:11:36Hey.
00:11:38You won't let me work here
00:11:40because it'd be too tempting
00:11:42to bang me.
00:11:46You're right.
00:11:48Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:52You're fired.
00:11:56You're right.
00:11:58Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:02You're fired.
00:12:05Here.
00:12:09You can be a real dick sometimes,
00:12:11you know that?
00:12:13Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:15Hey, where are you going?
00:12:17Jules, you can't just leave!
00:12:19Jules!
00:12:21You can't just leave.
00:12:23You fired me.
00:12:25I can do whatever I want.
00:12:27Stop it.
00:12:29You're so hot.
00:12:31I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:35Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:39Does it look like she's jerking you off?
00:12:47Tell Noah about this
00:12:49and I will fucking kill you.
00:12:51Tell me what?
00:12:55Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:12:57Don't be prude.
00:12:59It's just a hand job.
00:13:01You sure know how to make Noah happy,
00:13:03don't you, Mia?
00:13:05Don't be jealous because I know how to keep
00:13:07a man satisfied.
00:13:09Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:23What are you doing?
00:13:27Come with me.
00:13:33Guys!
00:13:35What the hell?
00:13:37What the fuck are you?
00:13:41You want your job back?
00:13:43Fuck me.
00:13:49Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:13:51Play along.
00:13:53Why would I do that?
00:13:55You want your job back?
00:13:57You've got to earn it.
00:13:59Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:03Okay, fine.
00:14:05Go ahead.
00:14:11You're crazy.
00:14:13I'm committed.
00:14:17Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:21You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:23I am the only person you can trust
00:14:25in this house full of snakes.
00:14:29Noah, come out right now.
00:14:33Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:35I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:39Oh, come on, baby.
00:14:41Show me what you got.
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:47Hand me your shirt now.
00:15:03Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:09Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:11You fucking bitch.
00:15:13You can't stay here.
00:15:15You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:17Take it up with Noah.
00:15:19This isn't over.
00:15:21If you think that you can just
00:15:23climb your way back up the social ladder
00:15:25that easy, you're wrong.
00:15:29I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:33You're a time to get back at me
00:15:35as cringe as hell.
00:15:37You know what?
00:15:39I should thank you,
00:15:41because now that Mia's off my hands,
00:15:43I can just be with Jules.
00:15:45Oh, you're going to blow it
00:15:47just like you did last time.
00:15:49Oh, wait.
00:15:51I guess she really blew it
00:15:53when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:55You know what?
00:15:57Let's make a bet.
00:15:59Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:16:01If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer,
00:16:03you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now, if Jules breaks up with me,
00:16:07I'll back off, internship will be yours.
00:16:09Yeah,
00:16:11she's really going to stay with you
00:16:13with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn
00:16:15in this house. You're on.
00:16:23We need to talk.
00:16:27Emmett,
00:16:30get out.
00:16:36Did I get my job back?
00:16:38Actually, you've been promoted
00:16:40to be my new girlfriend.
00:16:46What do you mean?
00:16:48I mean, play along as my girlfriend
00:16:50until the end of the summer,
00:16:52just like you played along
00:16:54when you were pretending to have sex with me.
00:16:56Well,
00:16:58my services aren't cheap.
00:17:00Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:17:02Well, I changed my mind.
00:17:04Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:08Done.
00:17:10Pull this off with me and at the end of the summer,
00:17:12this money will be yours.
00:17:18Give me that.
00:17:20Not yet.
00:17:22I will give this to you on the last day
00:17:24at the summer house.
00:17:26But until then,
00:17:28this money's mine.
00:17:30This check is enough to save
00:17:32my mom, my house,
00:17:34and my dignity.
00:17:36I'll do it.
00:17:38Great.
00:17:44Let's seal the deal.
00:17:52Let's shake on it.
00:18:02All right.
00:18:04Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:16Rule number one,
00:18:18no boners.
00:18:21No boners.
00:18:23You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:25You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:29Just one.
00:18:31No feelings.
00:18:33I don't want things to get
00:18:35complicated.
00:18:37You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:43Do you have any
00:18:45rules for me?
00:18:47Yeah, I do.
00:18:49I have one.
00:18:53No one touches you but me.
00:18:57You don't own me.
00:18:59Jules,
00:19:01I'm being serious.
00:19:03While we do this, I don't want you
00:19:05hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:07So you really want to be
00:19:09the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:11Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:13Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:15Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:19Let the show begin.
00:19:25Ew.
00:19:27Not having dinner with her, there's a reason
00:19:29we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:31You kicked me out.
00:19:33Everyone else was on my side
00:19:35and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:37Including your little sex tape
00:19:39partner over here.
00:19:41At least I didn't
00:19:43show your dick to the entire world
00:19:45like this skank.
00:19:47Do not
00:19:49talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:51This is my house
00:19:53and Jules is
00:19:55my...
00:19:59I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:01I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:05Game on.
00:20:07Jason!
00:20:09Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:13Dinner
00:20:15is served.
00:20:20Let's fucking go!
00:20:22Yay!
00:20:30Oops.
00:20:32I spilled.
00:20:34Emmett?
00:20:36You want to help?
00:20:38Yeah?
00:20:45Look
00:20:47at Jules
00:20:49squirm.
00:20:51Oh, she can release a sex tape
00:20:53but can't take a body shot?
00:20:59Noah,
00:21:01are you thirsty?
00:21:07Jules,
00:21:09take your shirt off.
00:21:15Fuck.
00:21:37Oops.
00:21:39I spilled a little.
00:21:41Jules,
00:21:44I'm still thirsty.
00:21:54Did Noah just
00:21:56kiss me for real?
00:21:58I have to go.
00:22:08If you're still thirsty, Noah,
00:22:10you can take a sip off Emmett.
00:22:14Choke on it.
00:22:19Don't run away from me.
00:22:25Why did you kiss me out there?
00:22:27It was an act, Jules.
00:22:29And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:22:33You can be a real asshole sometimes,
00:22:35you know that?
00:22:37Yeah, I know.
00:22:39Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:22:41You're shivering.
00:22:43Come here.
00:22:56Bed's yours tonight.
00:22:58I'll take the couch.
00:23:13What are you doing here?
00:23:15And where is Noah?
00:23:21Are you all sore
00:23:23from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:25Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:27Whatever.
00:23:29I just came by to tell you how happy I am
00:23:31you stole him back from Mia.
00:23:33Mia's your best friend?
00:23:35Yeah.
00:23:37She's also my best friend.
00:23:39Oh.
00:23:41Yeah.
00:23:43She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:45People contain multitudes.
00:23:47Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:49She's been jealous of you since the first time
00:23:51you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:53And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:55And it looks like you two
00:23:57have got a little catching up to do.
00:23:59If you know what I mean.
00:24:02Yes!
00:24:10Like what you see?
00:24:16Nothing I haven't seen before.
00:24:32What are you doing here?
00:24:34Taking a shower.
00:24:38Remember,
00:24:40y'all go and win.
00:24:42You wish.
00:24:50Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:52I got some friends coming over.
00:24:54Meet me at the pool.
00:24:56I got some friends coming over.
00:24:58Meet me at the pool.
00:25:12What's with this guy?
00:25:14One minute he's ice cold.
00:25:16Now that we're in front of all these people
00:25:18he's putting on a show.
00:25:20Don't look now,
00:25:22but Mia looks like she's ready
00:25:24to rip your hair out.
00:25:32Ignore her.
00:25:34It will only make her crazier.
00:25:38I'm not going to let Jules
00:25:40ruin my summer.
00:25:42Everyone's paying attention to her
00:25:44when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:46Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:49You should definitely let her know
00:25:51that that's not true.
00:25:53You're right.
00:25:55It's time to put
00:25:57everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:01Everyone,
00:26:03I've decided that it's time
00:26:05to take a vote.
00:26:07Everyone must decide right now
00:26:09whether Jules stays
00:26:11or I do.
00:26:13Mia, would you relax?
00:26:15We're not taking a vote.
00:26:17We're voting on Survivor.
00:26:19What's Survivor?
00:26:21A show for old people.
00:26:23Ew!
00:26:25I'm kidding.
00:26:27Guys,
00:26:29I'm just kidding.
00:26:31What game is she trying to play?
00:26:33Whatever it is,
00:26:35I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:41Wow, not one of your friends
00:26:43wants me to leave.
00:26:45It's embarrassing.
00:26:47Oh honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:26:53It's time to find out
00:26:55what Jules really said about all of you
00:26:57behind your back.
00:26:59What are you talking about?
00:27:01I never said anything about Save It.
00:27:03Herb's right here.
00:27:07And Noah,
00:27:09I saved the best for last.
00:27:11Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:15I bet you're dying
00:27:17to find out what your little girlfriend said
00:27:19about you behind your back.
00:27:21I think everyone
00:27:23should find out what Jules really said
00:27:25about them.
00:27:27Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:29Emmett is so dumb
00:27:31because he thinks that vegans
00:27:33can't eat pussy.
00:27:35They can?
00:27:37I never said that. Mia did.
00:27:39She's framing me with the text
00:27:41that she sent.
00:27:43And this one says that Destiny's boob job
00:27:45doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:47Hey!
00:27:49I paid good money for these.
00:27:51Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:53Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:27:55Really?
00:27:57Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:27:59She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:01Noah is arrogant
00:28:03and cocky
00:28:05and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:07Him and Emmett are perfect
00:28:09as roommates together.
00:28:12I can explain.
00:28:14Save your breath.
00:28:26Mitch!
00:28:28Don't touch me!
00:28:30Get off of me!
00:28:42You're so hot.
00:28:44They gotta get their shirt off.
00:29:08Yo!
00:29:12Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:29:14No.
00:29:16No way, dude.
00:29:18I'm just gonna distract myself,
00:29:20screw around a little bit,
00:29:22and she'll come crawling back.
00:29:24Speak of the devil.
00:29:30You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:32Dude, look.
00:29:34You hooked up with Jules!
00:29:36I don't know what's going on.
00:29:38What do you mean, dude?
00:29:40Fuck!
00:29:42Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:44Emmett, stop!
00:29:46Fuck you, dude!
00:29:48Stop!
00:29:52Did you post this?
00:30:02Jules, did you post this?
00:30:10I don't know.
00:30:12Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:14What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:20How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:30:22Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus
00:30:24than let everybody at this party know
00:30:26that we just had sex.
00:30:28You know what?
00:30:30Everyone was right about you.
00:30:32You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:34Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:36Lose my number.
00:30:38Fine.
00:30:40Feelings mutual.
00:30:44Great.
00:30:46You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for
00:30:48since freshman year.
00:30:52Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:54Listen, Jules,
00:30:56none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:58You're a skank.
00:31:00So get out
00:31:02and don't come back.
00:31:08Ah!
00:31:10Help!
00:31:12Help!
00:31:28You...
00:31:30saved me?
00:31:38That feels better,
00:31:40doesn't it?
00:31:42And,
00:31:44now since I saved you,
00:31:46maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:48Emmett,
00:31:50don't even think about it.
00:31:52Go on, Jules.
00:31:54Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:31:56Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:31:58We have to talk.
00:32:01Emmett, thank you for saving me,
00:32:03but I got it from here.
00:32:09One step closer to making her mine.
00:32:17Jules,
00:32:19what the fuck was that?
00:32:21I can explain everything.
00:32:23I'm sorry.
00:32:25I'm sorry.
00:32:27I'm sorry.
00:32:29I can explain everything.
00:32:31Good. Explain. Now.
00:32:39You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:41Takes one to know one.
00:32:43Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:53You're right.
00:32:55We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:59Trust me.
00:33:01We won't stay secret for long.
00:33:03I can keep you to myself
00:33:05even if I try.
00:33:17You know,
00:33:19once we make this official,
00:33:21I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:23That way everyone can see it.
00:33:25But for right now,
00:33:27it's party time.
00:33:35OMG.
00:33:37I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:39I wouldn't hook up with him
00:33:41if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:43How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:45You don't know him like I do.
00:33:47If you saw him naked,
00:33:49you'd understand.
00:33:51Ew. Spare me the visual.
00:33:53I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:56Noah is arrogant, cocky,
00:33:58and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:34:00He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:34:02But I like him
00:34:04more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:06More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:10The rest of the texts were all things
00:34:12that Mia said to me.
00:34:14Except for the one about you.
00:34:16I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:18That's true.
00:34:20Right before I told her
00:34:22I have feelings for you.
00:34:32Is that true?
00:34:36It's true.
00:34:38I liked you.
00:34:40Jules,
00:34:42how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:44I mean really.
00:34:46Alright,
00:34:48alright,
00:34:50I need to see the texts from your phone
00:34:52so that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:54Maybe if I show Noah the texts
00:34:56he'll finally believe me.
00:35:00I guess you can't.
00:35:02There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:11I know it was a really long time ago
00:35:13but when I really think about it
00:35:15I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:17I really did.
00:35:23I give those two until the end of today?
00:35:25To what, Bone?
00:35:29They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:31It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:33I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:39Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:42Okay,
00:35:44the rules of the game are simple.
00:35:46You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:48When the smoke stops,
00:35:50you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:35:54Mhm.
00:36:12She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:14My turn.
00:36:24Hm.
00:36:26No smoke.
00:36:28Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:30Rude.
00:37:00Keep the circle moving.
00:37:04If you want to really piss me off
00:37:06kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:14Get off of me.
00:37:16Dude, I took her virginity.
00:37:18What's a little peck?
00:37:22Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:24Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:30Hey, Jules!
00:37:32Jules!
00:37:34You're a pig!
00:37:36Hey, Emmett is lying, okay? He's lying.
00:37:38I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:40But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:44You have feelings for me?
00:37:50I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:52But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:54You have feelings for me?
00:37:56Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:37:58You do?
00:38:00Yeah, I have all the feelings.
00:38:02Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:38:04You're a dick!
00:38:06Yeah, but you know what?
00:38:08Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:10Look, I know
00:38:12that you're hurt.
00:38:14I broke your trust.
00:38:16And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:38:20What do you mean?
00:38:22I mean, I trusted you when you let me down
00:38:24and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:28Do you want to get back together?
00:38:32You said no feelings.
00:38:34Yeah, you're right.
00:38:38So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:40Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:42Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:44Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:54Looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:57Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:59Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:39:01I didn't know she was poor.
00:39:03Mm-hmm.
00:39:05Her parents lost all their money
00:39:07after her dad died of cancer.
00:39:09And the only reason why I know that
00:39:11is because my dad owns the hospital
00:39:13that her mother still owes money to.
00:39:15Maybe we should take Jules shopping
00:39:17so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:19Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:21Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:39:23You should go do that right now.
00:39:25It's not that easy.
00:39:27Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:29I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:31Look, if I don't get the money,
00:39:33I'll lose everything.
00:39:35What do you mean?
00:39:37I mean, Mia and I
00:39:39want to take you shopping.
00:39:41Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:43She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:45I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:39:47but I really do want to go shopping with you.
00:39:49What?
00:39:51I don't want to go shopping with you.
00:39:53I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:39:55but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:39:57and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:39:59or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:40:01We can talk later.
00:40:03I promise.
00:40:15The girls go shopping.
00:40:17Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:20Must be embarrassing
00:40:22for everyone to realize
00:40:24how much she wants me.
00:40:26I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:40:28once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:30Dude, the Lehman internship
00:40:32is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:34It was tailored for sigmas.
00:40:36Like me.
00:40:38The internship is mine.
00:40:40Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:42Or at least until the end of the summer
00:40:44and I have to pay up.
00:40:50If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:40:52Oh, that dress you ordered
00:40:54finally came in.
00:40:56Oh my god, it's gorgeous.
00:40:58I'm going to go try this on.
00:41:10You ordered the wrong size.
00:41:12No, I used the measurements
00:41:14that you gave me.
00:41:16No, you didn't.
00:41:18No, you didn't. That's impossible.
00:41:20It doesn't fit.
00:41:22Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:41:24What are you doing?
00:41:26I'm shopping.
00:41:28Do you not remember me?
00:41:30I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:32Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:34She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:36But what Mia says goes.
00:41:38So your money's no good here.
00:41:40You know what?
00:41:42You're right.
00:41:44I have better things to do
00:41:46That's it.
00:41:48You're out.
00:41:50Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:41:52I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:41:54Trash?
00:41:56That's my girlfriend.
00:42:02Apparently I'm too poor to even
00:42:04stand in this boutique.
00:42:06See this car?
00:42:08Has no spending limit.
00:42:10My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:12And I would like to try
00:42:14this dress on first.
00:42:16No way. This is mine.
00:42:18Are you going to purchase it?
00:42:20No. Not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:22Great. Let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:38What do you think?
00:42:42Noah?
00:42:46Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:50Of course.
00:42:56You know, there's only one
00:42:58problem with this dress.
00:43:00Is it too expensive?
00:43:02No.
00:43:04It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:43:12Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:43:22Thank you, Noah.
00:43:26You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:30Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:36Put the dress on my card.
00:43:39Excuse me.
00:43:41I am missing a very
00:43:43expensive necklace.
00:43:45I bet she stole it.
00:43:47I would never.
00:43:49Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:53Fine.
00:43:55Whatever, Mia.
00:44:09See?
00:44:11Told ya.
00:44:19I don't know how that got there.
00:44:21Well, she stole it.
00:44:23And
00:44:25I believe that $500
00:44:27is a felony.
00:44:29Call the police.
00:44:31Don't call the police.
00:44:33This is all my fault.
00:44:35No, it's not.
00:44:37I wanted to surprise you,
00:44:39so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:41But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:43You can't do this.
00:44:45It's a waste of money.
00:44:47Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:44:49It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:51And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:55Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:57Please and thank you.
00:44:59Hey.
00:45:01How are you?
00:45:03Good to see you.
00:45:05There he is.
00:45:07Jules is looking pretty
00:45:09hot tonight.
00:45:11Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:13Well, enjoy it while it lasts because
00:45:15after tonight, I'll have a little slut
00:45:17begging for me.
00:45:23Watch your mouth.
00:45:25Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:28Okay, dude.
00:45:30Jules was mine first.
00:45:32I dumped her, okay?
00:45:34It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:36Jules broke up with you
00:45:38so she could be with me.
00:45:40Okay.
00:45:42Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:44Yeah?
00:45:46I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:48By the end of tonight,
00:45:50you hand over the Lehman internship
00:45:52and never come back to the Summer House.
00:45:54Fine.
00:45:56You know what, Jules?
00:45:58I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:46:00I don't even want you looking at her.
00:46:02Deal.
00:46:08You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:46:10Jules, you were looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:20Eat shit.
00:46:22Hey.
00:46:24Enjoy your night, okay?
00:46:26Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:28Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:46:30unless it's with me.
00:46:40Hey.
00:46:46Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:48Uh, I don't know. Jules.
00:46:50You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:53About what?
00:46:55The music in here?
00:46:57Because I think it sucks.
00:46:59Jules.
00:47:01Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:47:03For real.
00:47:05No contracts and no money. I mean it.
00:47:07I need Jules to come with me.
00:47:09Uh, Destiny,
00:47:11we're right in the middle of something.
00:47:13Like I care.
00:47:15I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:17I'm sorry.
00:47:19We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:21Have fun.
00:47:23Here. Put this on.
00:47:25I entered us into a
00:47:27lap dancing competition.
00:47:51You're crazy.
00:47:53Well, if you're too afraid,
00:47:55you can just back out now.
00:48:01You're on.
00:48:09Follow me.
00:48:21Let the show begin.
00:48:31You think you're hot shit?
00:48:33Well, it's time
00:48:35for you to prove it.
00:48:37Everyone in the club
00:48:39get hot and happy.
00:48:41Tonight is Electric Lounge's
00:48:43lap dance competition.
00:48:47The rules are simple.
00:48:49Each one of these smoke shows
00:48:51will give one lucky man
00:48:53a lap dance.
00:48:55And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:49:19Come back!
00:49:21Come back!
00:49:23Come back!
00:49:25Come back!
00:49:27Come back!
00:49:29Come back!
00:49:31Come back!
00:49:33Come back!
00:49:35Come back!
00:49:37Come back!
00:49:39Come back!
00:49:41Come back!
00:49:43Come back!
00:49:45Come back!
00:49:47Come back!
00:49:49Come back!
00:49:59Top that.
00:50:13Top that.
00:50:17Top that.
00:50:29You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:50:31Show them all.
00:50:47You're falling in pain
00:50:49when you cry.
00:50:53The same old mistakes
00:50:55I left you with
00:50:57in my head.
00:51:03Yo, Jason!
00:51:05Dude, I need the lady killer special.
00:51:07Now.
00:51:09Yeah?
00:51:11I got you.
00:51:14Here's a tip.
00:51:16And the winner
00:51:18of the lap dance contest
00:51:20is...
00:51:22And the winner
00:51:24of the lap dance
00:51:26contest is...
00:51:28Mia!
00:51:30Woo!
00:51:34As the winner,
00:51:36you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:51:40I can deal with public humiliation,
00:51:42but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:51:46Here we go!
00:51:48Jules, wait!
00:51:54You look upset.
00:51:56What are you, my therapist?
00:51:58Fuck off.
00:52:00No, just the guy who hates
00:52:02seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:52:04Jules.
00:52:06I have something that can make you feel better.
00:52:12What is that?
00:52:14A good time.
00:52:16Come on, Jules.
00:52:18Don't you want to have some fun?
00:52:22No, thanks.
00:52:24Jules, I'm not letting you leave
00:52:26until you take these.
00:52:28Something tells me that Emmett's not going
00:52:30to leave me alone until I do this.
00:52:32Better play along.
00:52:42Bottoms up.
00:52:46Cheers.
00:52:48Alright.
00:52:50Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:52:52Come on.
00:52:54I'm going to go change.
00:52:58Destin, have you seen Jules?
00:53:00I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:53:02Emmett was with her.
00:53:06That little shit.
00:53:12Don't move.
00:53:20What do you think you're doing?
00:53:22Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:53:24We both know you want this.
00:53:26Be gentle.
00:53:28Just like our first time, remember?
00:53:30Back off.
00:53:32Just relax, baby.
00:53:34Let that E kick in.
00:53:36You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:53:38Oh.
00:53:40Let go of me.
00:53:42This is just going to take a minute.
00:53:46Emmett, let go
00:53:48and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:53:50Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:53:52Jules?
00:53:54Jules, are you in there?
00:53:56Noah, help me!
00:54:02Noah, help me!
00:54:04Emmett!
00:54:06Get off of her!
00:54:09You had no problem sharing her
00:54:11when she was my girlfriend.
00:54:13What's the big deal now, huh?
00:54:15Emmett!
00:54:17She doesn't want you!
00:54:19What are you doing?
00:54:21She wants me so bad, dude.
00:54:23Even if she won't say so.
00:54:29Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:54:31I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:54:35Wait! Stop!
00:54:39This asshole isn't worth it.
00:55:01You look like shit.
00:55:03Jules just kicked my ass.
00:55:05All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:55:07Hey!
00:55:09Keep your hands
00:55:11off my boyfriend.
00:55:15Leah, stop.
00:55:19This bitch wants to be me so bad
00:55:21it's fucking pathetic.
00:55:23Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:55:25Be so fucking for real.
00:55:27Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:55:29You're just jealous because
00:55:31Emmett is hooking up with me
00:55:33and
00:55:35and you know what?
00:55:37He's coming back to the house
00:55:39with me tonight.
00:55:41Mia, sit down.
00:55:43Emmett,
00:55:45if you ever come near the summer house again
00:55:47I will kill you.
00:55:49Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:55:55I'm not letting
00:55:57you take Noah from me.
00:56:05Thank you
00:56:07for getting me out of there.
00:56:09Ow.
00:56:11You're hurt.
00:56:13Let me help you.
00:56:21I'm a big girl.
00:56:23I can handle myself.
00:56:35I still think
00:56:37I should take you to a hospital.
00:56:39I mean, you just never know
00:56:41what those pills could have been laced with.
00:56:43Really.
00:56:45I didn't take them.
00:56:47You didn't take the pills?
00:56:53You know, I got something
00:56:55better than E.
00:56:57It's twice as fun
00:56:59and I've been saving it just for you.
00:57:05What are you trying to give me?
00:57:11Rocky Road.
00:57:15Ow.
00:57:17Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:57:19This is how you repay me?
00:57:21How are you capable of being an asshole
00:57:23even when you're trying to be nice?
00:57:25I'm not an asshole.
00:57:27No, you're the king of assholes.
00:57:31You know, I don't know how
00:57:34saving you from a rapist freak
00:57:36makes me the king of assholes,
00:57:38but whatever.
00:57:44I gotta show you something.
00:57:55I never let anybody else in
00:57:57after you broke up with me.
00:57:59And I only dated me
00:58:01to make you jealous.
00:58:07It worked.
00:58:21I've wanted you all summer.
00:58:23Stop breathing.
00:58:25I need you now.
00:58:33What if somebody sees?
00:58:35Everybody's at the club.
00:58:39I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:41Everybody's at the club.
00:58:43I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:11Oh.
00:59:21Hi, this is Alan.
00:59:23It's Mia.
00:59:25Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:59:27He was hinting at proposing
00:59:29to me soon and
00:59:31we would just love it
00:59:33if you were here for it.
00:59:35Okay, bye.
00:59:41Hey, sleepyhead.
00:59:43What are you doing up so early?
00:59:45I thought I wore you out last night.
00:59:47I'm ready for another round.
00:59:49Hey, can you knock?
00:59:51Can you put your boner away?
00:59:53Get up!
00:59:55Get up! Get up! Get up!
00:59:57Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:59It's worse than a fire!
01:00:01Hey, can you knock?
01:00:03Can you put your boner away?
01:00:05Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:00:07It's worse than a fire!
01:00:10Mom's on the way
01:00:12and she can't see Jules.
01:00:20You're fucking with me.
01:00:22What's the big deal?
01:00:24Uh, there's the drugs.
01:00:26And the mess.
01:00:28And you.
01:00:30What about me?
01:00:32She like totally thinks you're a slut.
01:00:34But like in a bad way.
01:00:36Look, my mom knows about the sex tape
01:00:38I'm gonna go distract mom.
01:00:42Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:00:44Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:00:52Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:00:54Got it.
01:01:04Get your brother.
01:01:06Boy!
01:01:08Noah!
01:01:14My baby boy!
01:01:16Mom, hi!
01:01:18Mom, I thought you were in Fiji
01:01:20with Roberto.
01:01:22Mia called and said she needed
01:01:24the family ring.
01:01:26To propose!
01:01:29Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:01:37None of your business.
01:01:39Okay, well, I was just looking
01:01:41for you because Noah wants to see you
01:01:43in the living room.
01:01:47I can't wait for you to propose
01:01:49to Mia.
01:01:51I can't wait for you to propose
01:01:53to Mia.
01:01:55What is that slut doing here?
01:01:59You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:02:01Get out of this house!
01:02:03Mom.
01:02:05Noah, a little help?
01:02:07Mom, this is Jules
01:02:09and she's going to be our
01:02:11help for the summer.
01:02:15Yes, it fills my heart.
01:02:17Uh, yes.
01:02:19It fills my heart with
01:02:21so much joy to serve your son.
01:02:23Well, it's
01:02:25nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:02:29Lisa, my second mommy!
01:02:33We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:02:35Oh yes, we do.
01:02:39You're marrying Mia now?
01:02:41I have no idea what got into her head.
01:02:43I am so sorry, okay?
01:02:46I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:02:48Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:02:50Please?
01:03:00My head hurts.
01:03:02Can you make yourself useful
01:03:04and get me some aspirin?
01:03:06Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:03:08Oh, thanks.
01:03:10Oh, thank you.
01:03:14She's better.
01:03:22Water.
01:03:24Water, I need water!
01:03:26Jules?
01:03:28What did you give my mom?
01:03:30Aspirin.
01:03:32Aspirin?
01:03:34It's so hot in here.
01:03:36Jules, do you have
01:03:38any more of that aspirin?
01:03:44Hey, I have an idea.
01:03:46Why don't we invite some of your
01:03:48hot friends over?
01:03:50I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:03:52Alright, that's enough.
01:03:54I gotta talk to you.
01:03:56Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:03:58Your mom took the drugs
01:04:00that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:04:02No way. You gave her those?
01:04:04I didn't give them. She found them.
01:04:06Should we call an ambulance?
01:04:08No fucking way, Jules.
01:04:10She hates you already.
01:04:12What is she going to think when she finds out
01:04:14that you gave her drugs?
01:04:16Where did she go?
01:04:30Mom?
01:04:33Get out of the pool.
01:04:35No way! It feels so good.
01:04:41Help!
01:04:43I'm drowning!
01:04:45Mia, save me!
01:04:47Absolutely not.
01:04:49I'm not going in there.
01:04:51Help!
01:04:53Help!
01:05:03Oh.
01:05:17You saved me.
01:05:21Here. I brought you some tea.
01:05:29I was wrong about you.
01:05:31I'd much rather see my son with you
01:05:33than a girl like Mia.
01:05:44For taking care of her.
01:05:46I hope I was a good maid.
01:05:48Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:05:50Can you ever be serious
01:05:52for more than two seconds?
01:05:54You know, maid,
01:05:56girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:05:58I still got to pay you
01:06:00to hang out with me.
01:06:02No feelings.
01:06:04Remember?
01:06:10I'd throw that contract away
01:06:12if it were up to me.
01:06:14I'll tear it up right now.
01:06:16I mean it.
01:06:20I need that money
01:06:22more than I want you.
01:06:24When my dad died,
01:06:27he left my family with thousands of dollars
01:06:29in medical debt.
01:06:31If I don't get that money,
01:06:33then my mom will lose her house.
01:06:35So it was really
01:06:37always just about the money?
01:06:39Really?
01:06:41When I started our relationship,
01:06:43it was about the money,
01:06:45but now I can't make it real
01:06:47because of that same money.
01:06:49Come with me.
01:06:55I want to give you the money.
01:06:57Not as your boss,
01:06:59as your boyfriend.
01:07:01Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:07:05I don't know what to say.
01:07:11Just let me take care of you.
01:07:15I'm sorry.
01:07:17Just let me take care of you.
01:07:24And tell me that you love me.
01:07:27I love you.
01:07:47I don't think I can say it.
01:07:51Let me take care of you.
01:07:53It's the least you can do.
01:07:57Fine.
01:07:59You can take care of me, okay?
01:08:01And you don't have to tell me
01:08:03that you love me.
01:08:05I know you do.
01:08:11Good morning, everyone.
01:08:13Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:08:15Oh, I'm just so happy that this
01:08:17little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:08:21I was just leaving.
01:08:23You're not leaving, Jules.
01:08:25You ruined my son's life.
01:08:29After your little sex video
01:08:31was released,
01:08:33at first I wanted to tell you to
01:08:35get out of my son's life forever.
01:08:37But, after you
01:08:39saved me,
01:08:41all I can say is
01:08:43welcome to the family!
01:08:49You were supposed to give me
01:08:51your family ring.
01:08:53That was before you left me to drown.
01:08:57I'm off to see my new boyfriend Rinaldo
01:08:59in Cancun.
01:09:01Adios.
01:09:03Bye, Mom.
01:09:09I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:09:13Good luck with that.
01:09:15I don't need luck.
01:09:17I have a really big brain.
01:09:23There must be
01:09:25something incriminating in here.
01:09:31What is this?
01:09:39Ew.
01:09:41What died in here?
01:09:43My manhood.
01:09:45Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:09:47Really?
01:09:49I don't like to read.
01:09:51It's a contract
01:09:53between Jules and Noah.
01:09:55They're faking their entire relationship
01:09:57so he can get that stupid
01:09:59Lehman internship.
01:10:01That's cheating.
01:10:03Oh, great. You finally figured it out.
01:10:05Good boy.
01:10:07I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:10:15I thought this was summer vacation.
01:10:18I know.
01:10:20I know.
01:10:22But I've got to work on my presentation
01:10:24for the Lehman internship.
01:10:28What up, lovebirds?
01:10:30Emmett, I thought I told you
01:10:32I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:10:34You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:10:38Who are you?
01:10:40I'm the man who holds
01:10:42Noah's future in his hands.
01:10:48Mr. Lehman,
01:10:50it's great to meet you.
01:10:52What are you doing here?
01:10:54Emmett called me up and told me
01:10:56about your summer house setup.
01:10:58I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:11:02The name's Andrew,
01:11:04but my friends call me Andy.
01:11:06I'd like to be your friend.
01:11:10I have enough friends.
01:11:12Thanks.
01:11:14Mr. Lehman,
01:11:16why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:11:18I'm a high-profile guy
01:11:20who likes to get in lots of trouble,
01:11:22and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:11:26The next intern for Lehman Corp
01:11:28will be responsible
01:11:30for keeping me entertained.
01:11:32And I get bored easy.
01:11:36Your interview for Lehman Corp
01:11:38starts now.
01:11:44Interview starts now.
01:11:46Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:11:50Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:11:52Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:11:54That's where all the babes
01:11:56are rocking their swimsuits.
01:12:04That's the guy you want to work for?
01:12:06He's a total clown.
01:12:08Andrew Lehman
01:12:10is one of the most successful
01:12:12millionaires in the industry.
01:12:14And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:12:16But don't you already have enough money?
01:12:18Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:12:20I was the captain
01:12:22of every sports team I was on
01:12:24and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:12:26I was just trying to crawl out
01:12:28from underneath my father's legacy
01:12:30and have my own career.
01:12:32And then our sex tape got released.
01:12:34And all my job prospects
01:12:36were completely toast.
01:12:38The only interview I got
01:12:41Jules, I need this internship
01:12:43and so do you.
01:12:45Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:12:52You lied to me.
01:12:54No, I didn't lie to you.
01:12:56I just didn't tell you everything.
01:12:58I'm sorry.
01:13:02Everybody!
01:13:04Let's get the party started!
01:13:06Cheers!
01:13:14Looks like I found
01:13:16my lady for the night.
01:13:20I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:13:22There's something
01:13:24special about you.
01:13:26You're so
01:13:28beautiful.
01:13:30Thanks, but I'm taken.
01:13:32I'm not trying to marry you.
01:13:34Noah.
01:13:36Tell me.
01:13:38Who snatched this hottie up?
01:13:40That'd be me.
01:13:42You're a lucky man.
01:13:44I know.
01:13:48How long
01:13:50is he going to be here?
01:13:52I'll protect you.
01:13:54Look at here.
01:13:56The happy little couple.
01:13:58From
01:14:00full mates to soul mates.
01:14:04Emmett?
01:14:06Noah and I are talking.
01:14:08Can you go entertain
01:14:10your little friend?
01:14:12Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate
01:14:14the big man.
01:14:16He's finally going to win our bet.
01:14:18What bet?
01:14:20What bet?
01:14:22I told
01:14:24Noah that if you guys could make it
01:14:26throughout the summer, I would drop out of the
01:14:28internship pool.
01:14:30That's not true.
01:14:33Yeah, it is.
01:14:35I thought Noah would piss you out if I won, so
01:14:37I recorded the whole thing.
01:14:39You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:14:45I don't want to hear it.
01:14:47Yeah.
01:14:49It'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:14:53I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:14:57I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:14:59I was nothing but a check to you?
01:15:03Both of you can fuck off.
01:15:09Chicks, dude.
01:15:11I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:15:13I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:15:17I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:15:19You're pathetic.
01:15:21B.
01:15:23Whatever, dude.
01:15:29What were you thinking?
01:15:31That I would play with you and save your family?
01:15:33I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:15:39You're a sexy girl.
01:15:41We could have a lot of fun.
01:15:43I don't have time for that shit.
01:15:45Then make time.
01:15:47There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:15:49The boys share their toys.
01:15:51And I want to play with you.
01:15:53I don't want to be played with.
01:15:55If you play nice,
01:15:57I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:15:59The only reason why Noah made his bet
01:16:01was to get this job.
01:16:03Even if this guy is an asshole,
01:16:05I should hear him out.
01:16:07What do I have to do?
01:16:09Let me borrow you for the night.
01:16:29What would I have to do?
01:16:37Mia.
01:16:39You know where Jules is?
01:16:41You're still caught up on that skank?
01:16:43Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:16:45Mia.
01:16:47A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:16:49Get it through your head.
01:16:51I want to be with Jules.
01:16:53Why do you like her so much?
01:16:55I don't like her.
01:16:57I love her.
01:17:01You know,
01:17:03I feel sorry for you.
01:17:05For falling in love with such a liar.
01:17:07You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:09Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:17:11Found your girlfriend.
01:17:14If I do what you say,
01:17:16then you'll give Noah this job?
01:17:18Yes.
01:17:20And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:17:22We only interviewed him
01:17:24as a favor to his mom.
01:17:26My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:17:28Wait.
01:17:30Now I know where I recognize you.
01:17:32Damn.
01:17:34I'm sorry.
01:17:36I'm sorry.
01:17:38I'm sorry.
01:17:40I'm sorry.
01:17:42Damn.
01:17:44You were great.
01:17:46Just one kiss.
01:17:48That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:58Wasn't that easy?
01:18:00How about another?
01:18:04Get off of her.
01:18:06Get off of her.
01:18:08Let me have my fun.
01:18:10Then you can take your turn.
01:18:12If you don't leave her alone,
01:18:14I'm going to break your fingers.
01:18:16You wouldn't dare.
01:18:18You little shit.
01:18:20You'll never work for Lehman.
01:18:22Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:18:24Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:18:26than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:18:28You'll be hearing from my lawyer
01:18:30about my hands.
01:18:32You want to mess with me?
01:18:35You want to mess with me?
01:18:37Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:18:39and let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:18:41who's chasing young girls around.
01:18:43You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:18:45Please, don't tell my wife.
01:18:47Get out of my face, old man.
01:18:59How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:01How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:03It wasn't what it looked like.
01:19:05Don't lie to me.
01:19:07I saw you kiss him back.
01:19:13I should be the one that's mad.
01:19:15You made a bet with Emmett
01:19:17about our relationship.
01:19:19You were getting money out of the deal,
01:19:21so why does it matter?
01:19:23Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:19:25and you want him right now.
01:19:27Tell him you love him.
01:19:29It matters because it makes it clear
01:19:31that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:19:41You're fired.
01:19:43Get out of my house.
01:19:59You're gone for good, bitch.
01:20:05You never belonged with us.
01:20:07And now
01:20:09it's your turn to go.
01:20:11I played you
01:20:13and I won.
01:20:15This has nothing to do with you.
01:20:17Oh, honey.
01:20:19This has everything
01:20:21to do with me.
01:20:24I
01:20:26planted the camera
01:20:28in your room
01:20:30and then
01:20:32I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:20:34and then
01:20:36I uploaded it for everyone
01:20:38to see.
01:20:42You thought you were better
01:20:44than me,
01:20:46but I always win.
01:20:48All I fucking
01:20:50do is win.
01:20:54A miserable
01:20:56bitch like you
01:20:58will never win.
01:21:08Mom, I saved
01:21:10the house.
01:21:12It's too late.
01:21:18Maybe
01:21:20we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:21:22Someone bought it out
01:21:24from under us just this morning.
01:21:26That's what happens when you
01:21:28lose sight of your goal. You lose
01:21:30everything.
01:21:32Oh, God.
01:21:44Can I help you?
01:21:46What are you doing in that uniform?
01:21:48My dad
01:21:50cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:21:52I guess he paid a lot
01:21:54of money to give me that job, so...
01:21:58You need anything?
01:22:10Here's five bucks.
01:22:12You need it more than I do.
01:22:14Thanks.
01:22:16This
01:22:18money feels dirty.
01:22:20I never want to see this check again.
01:22:32Miss me?
01:22:38Miss me?
01:22:46Get lost.
01:22:48I deserve that.
01:22:52Look, I wrote us up
01:22:54a new contract, all right?
01:22:56And I think you'll really like it.
01:23:02Is this the deed to my house?
01:23:04Yeah.
01:23:06This morning I bought it.
01:23:08You bought my house
01:23:10from under us?
01:23:12Look at the name on the title.
01:23:15Oh, my God.
01:23:17You put it
01:23:19under my name.
01:23:21It's yours, Jules.
01:23:23It's all yours.
01:23:25But I am only giving it to you
01:23:27under one condition.
01:23:29Another condition?
01:23:31What, do you want me to be
01:23:33your fake girlfriend again?
01:23:35Sleep with your boss? Drug your mom?
01:23:37No.
01:23:39But I would like
01:23:41you to meet me at the summer house
01:23:43tonight
01:23:49at 8 p.m.
01:23:51And I want you to wear this.
01:24:06What are you doing here?
01:24:08Noah told me to come.
01:24:10Really?
01:24:12Pathetic.
01:24:14Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:24:18He's proposing to you?
01:24:20When did you two get back together?
01:24:22Well, it's not official yet.
01:24:24But he invited me here
01:24:26to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:24:28And even an idiot like you
01:24:30would know that he's proposing.
01:24:32I guess after spending the entire summer
01:24:34being bored to death by you,
01:24:36Noah decided it was time to be with
01:24:38the best.
01:24:41Mia! Jules!
01:24:43I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:24:45Why did you invite me here?
01:24:47To watch you propose to Mia?
01:24:49Propose?
01:24:51Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:24:53Oh, please. The big question.
01:24:57Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:24:59Mia,
01:25:01why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:25:06How did you know about that?
01:25:08Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:25:10And when you were leaving the summer house,
01:25:12I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:25:14You know, the one where you told her that you planted
01:25:16the sex tape in our room?
01:25:18Okay, fine.
01:25:20Yeah, I planted the camera
01:25:22and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:25:24But I just wanted to watch your relationship
01:25:26blow up in all your faces.
01:25:28What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:25:30Actually, that's my job.
01:25:32Mia Matthews, you're under arrest
01:25:34for revenge porn.
01:25:36You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:25:38That's not what they're for. Call my dad!
01:25:40Daddy!
01:25:42Bye, Mia.
01:25:46If you invited me here to watch that,
01:25:48I appreciate it.
01:25:50That's not why I invited you here.
01:25:56Everybody!
01:25:58What is he doing?
01:26:04I have invited you all here so I can
01:26:07share my secrets.
01:26:11And here are my secrets.
01:26:15I scream when I see spiders.
01:26:17I do.
01:26:19And I crashed my car on Santa Monica
01:26:21Boulevard and I was so scared
01:26:23I just left it there.
01:26:26And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:26:28Noah, what are you doing?
01:26:30You look like a crazy person.
01:26:32And I have one more secret.
01:26:34Jules, I am
01:26:36stupidly in love with you.
01:26:42And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:26:44Right here in front of everybody.
01:26:46I want everyone to know
01:26:48what you are to me.
01:26:56Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:26:58I didn't.
01:27:00I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:27:02Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:27:06Of course I do.
01:27:08Now, let's party.