SHI BA LUO HAN QUAN-- Best Chinese Action Kung Fu Movies In English
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00:00Oh!
00:05Ha ha ha!
00:07Ha ha ha!
00:09Oh!
00:12Oh!
00:14That one?
00:16Hey! Why aren't you working?
00:26Hey, Chowder!
00:27We've each got to do our own thing.
00:30I can't do all of it.
00:42You think you're so clever.
00:53Chowder, you switched the baskets!
00:55What?
00:56You!
00:59What? You work harder.
01:02You can't do things like that.
01:06So what?
01:12I'll soon sort you out.
01:14I'm not scared.
01:19OK, brother. Are you all right? Come on!
01:21Ah! Ah!
01:24Brother, don't pick on me the whole time.
01:27Why shouldn't I?
01:28Hey, brother. I thought you said you wanted to be a hero.
01:32In that case, you should be polite to everybody you meet.
01:35Instead, you shouted at them.
01:37My mum said...
01:38What did she say?
01:39My... My mum died before she could.
01:43What's so funny?
01:45Ha ha ha!
01:47Ha ha ha!
01:48Ha ha ha!
02:04Ah! Oh, my God!
02:06Look! Look over there!
02:08What's the matter with you?
02:09Oh, mummy! Oh, please come and help me!
02:11Oh, mummy!
02:14Hey, he's still alive!
02:15Huh? He's still alive?
02:16Keep searching! Come on! Over there!
02:18What do we do?
02:19We'd better save him.
02:20All right!
02:21My mum said monks are the best men.
02:22Oh, not always. My mum said never trust a monk.
02:24Hey, you do too much talking.
02:26Hey, take off all your clothes, will you?
02:28What do I have to take mine off?
02:29Get them off! Just get them off!
02:30All right, then.
02:32Come on, men! Hurry up!
02:33Catch him alive!
02:34Hey! Come on!
02:36Hey, come on! Faster! Quick! Quick! Come on!
02:38What's the matter?
02:39Where am I meant to go?
02:40Go! Run!
02:41Anywhere! But don't head back home yet!
02:43Come on!
02:44You don't need any shoes! Beat it!
02:47Hurry up, men!
02:49Come on!
02:50Excuse me!
02:52Hey, can I help you?
02:54Are you looking for an old monk?
02:55That's right!
02:56Well, I think he went that-a-way!
02:57Huh?
02:58Yeah, there! Over there!
03:00Come on, men!
03:02Hurry it up!
03:03He was moving fast!
03:06Here we go!
03:08Come on!
03:21Come on!
03:22Right!
03:37There we go!
03:42Quickly!
03:43Come on! Over here!
03:48This way!
03:54Get him!
03:57Albert, you won't get away!
04:02Get away?
04:03I don't get it!
04:04I'm not going anywhere!
04:06Huh?
04:07He seems to have changed his appearance!
04:09His hair is longer, his face younger!
04:11It's a trick!
04:12He's just disguised himself!
04:14Hey, what are you doing?
04:15What do you want?
04:24Oh, you!
04:26Tom, where's the Albert?
04:32Tom!
04:33I won't!
04:37Hey, Albert!
04:38Quickly! Come and help me!
04:39Stop hiding!
04:40Come and help!
04:47Sam!
04:48Come on, over there!
04:59Hey, what's going on?
05:03Why isn't he awake?
05:04Oh!
05:05Come on!
05:07Come on!
05:08So you're awake!
05:09Huh?
05:10Go on!
05:13Hey, you've been badly beaten!
05:19Hey, but this drug should be able to save your life!
05:21Here!
05:24You swallow it!
05:25Hurry it up!
05:26Go on!
05:28Hey!
05:34Hey!
05:43Oh, Mark!
05:44Why do those men want to kill you?
05:45Because I am from Shaolin!
05:47I am Wan Hong!
05:48What's that?
05:50You're the famous rebel leader, Albert Wan Hong?
05:53Hey!
05:54That's wonderful!
05:56Wonderful!
05:57I've helped you get better!
06:01Excuse me!
06:02I'm so excited!
06:03I forgot how hurt you are!
06:05You'll forgive me, won't you?
06:10Excuse me, Madam Chan!
06:12I think I'll change you around!
06:19Well, saved a great hero today!
06:20I'll be famous now!
06:25Shao Tong!
06:26Get off your knees!
06:28Tap in!
06:31What's the matter?
06:34Shao Tong!
06:39Look at your face!
06:40Oh, don't be nervous!
06:41This isn't my blood!
06:42It belongs to the monk!
06:48Tell me!
06:49How come you are so keen on me wearing the old monk's clothes?
06:51I almost got killed back there!
06:53Hey, brother!
06:54Take it easy!
06:55Do you realize who it is that we've saved?
06:57Who?
06:58We have saved Wan Hong, the abbot from Shaolin!
07:04Really?
07:05It's true!
07:13Oh, monk!
07:14Are you really Wan Hong?
07:18It's true!
07:19That is good news!
07:20I don't mind having me hair cut!
07:21Hey!
07:22It's all in a good cause!
07:24Oh, monk!
07:25Now, abbot Wan Hong!
07:27Thank you for giving me a chance to help!
07:29Shao Tong, I'm really excited now!
07:34Oh!
07:41What's funny?
07:42It's your fault!
07:46Abbott!
07:47Abbott!
07:48I'm sorry!
07:49I'm sorry!
07:54Huh?
07:55Today it's my mother's turn to be in the center!
08:04Hey!
08:05Mom!
08:06Don't be angry!
08:07You can't blame me for this!
08:08It's all that bastard's fault!
08:10Mom!
08:11Don't get mad at me!
08:12You must forgive me!
08:14Hey, brother!
08:15You better go to town tomorrow and get drugs and food!
08:18Huh?
08:20I'm not going!
08:21Why not?
08:22Why is it always me?
08:23You refuse?
08:24Yeah!
08:25All right!
08:26If you won't go, I'll go!
08:27I've not seen Shu Yu for an awfully long time!
08:30I gotta visit her!
08:31I'll go!
08:33Maybe it's better I go!
08:35All right!
08:36You go!
08:49Master Wong!
08:50Ma Jiu Long!
08:51Sir!
08:52You know Wan Hung?
08:54Well, I...
08:55Wan Hung's the monk who is the chief of the rebels!
08:58Wan Hung's the monk who is the chief of the rebels!
09:01Take your soldiers with you!
09:03Track the traitor down!
09:05He must be caught!
09:09Sir!
09:10Mister, please come inside!
09:11This way!
09:12Oh, there?
09:13Yes, please!
09:17This way, sir!
09:18Please sit down!
09:21Miss, would you like some tea?
09:22Oh, yes!
09:23What would you like to eat?
09:25The speciality of the house is beef noodles!
09:27No!
09:28Pork noodles?
09:29No!
09:30Shrimp noodles?
09:31No!
09:32Liver noodles?
09:33No!
09:34Ham noodles?
09:35No!
09:40I just want some plain noodles!
09:41Plain noodles?
09:46Coming up!
09:48A bowl of plain noodles!
09:53You are being unreasonable!
09:55Quick!
09:56Go tell your daughter to come out here!
09:58No!
09:59I refuse!
10:00Hurry up!
10:04Tell your daughter to come out!
10:05No!
10:07Hurry up!
10:27Ouch!
10:37Dad!
10:40She is pretty!
10:41I wouldn't mind having you as my wife!
10:56Ouch!
11:07Let's go!
11:12Dad!
11:15I'm all right, daughter!
11:26Let's go!
11:49Don't laugh!
11:50You frightened me just then!
11:52You see?
11:53I'm even bleeding!
11:54I'll show you!
11:56I'm sorry!
11:57Really, I didn't mean it!
11:59I never thought that would happen!
12:05I'm not blaming you!
12:13Ouch!
12:14What happened?
12:20Here!
12:22Sit down!
12:24Let me take a look at you!
12:32You are badly hurt!
12:48What are you doing?
12:50What do you think you're doing?
12:51What's wrong with you?
12:55What's this called?
12:56Fist!
12:59You're wrong!
13:00I'm wrong?
13:03This is Kung Fu!
13:05You...
13:06Yes, what is it?
13:14Kung Fu?
13:16It's useful!
13:19I'm telling you!
13:20Now you're really going to find out what Kung Fu is like!
13:22Come on, hit me!
13:23Come on!
13:29Have you gone out of your mind?
13:30No, I haven't!
13:35This is Kung Fu!
13:36My own...
13:38Secret Kung Fu!
13:39Secret Kung Fu?
13:40That's right!
13:54Brother, I'm going to teach you a lesson!
13:59I'm waiting for you!
14:04What do you say?
14:06Isn't this new secret style better than your own?
14:12What do you say?
14:14Better?
14:15Yes!
14:23When I'm much smarter than you, how can that be?
14:30Hey!
14:31Brother!
14:34Who taught you that secret Kung Fu?
14:37Where did you learn it?
14:39Miss Shang Shang of the Happy Restaurant!
14:45Mister, what would you like?
14:47I'd like to order something special.
14:49Oh?
14:51From you.
15:01We don't have specials.
15:02Oh?
15:09Shang Tung?
15:10What do you want?
15:11Not me!
15:17Mister!
15:18Come again!
15:19Come again!
15:20Master!
15:21You know that girl you wanted me to get?
15:23She's the one.
15:29If we can get that girl for the boss, he'll be really pleased.
15:33You see, we're well set up as well.
15:35Yeah, right.
15:36Yes, gentlemen, can I get your order?
15:41Hey!
15:43Tell that girl to come over here.
15:45Go on!
15:47Go on!
15:48Yes, go on!
15:50Hey, we'll use a sleeping potion.
15:52As soon as she's asleep, we'll take her.
15:54I can't wait to get hold of her in my arms.
15:56She's a corker!
16:01Stupid!
16:03What's up now?
16:04They're going to slip Miss Shang a sleeping drug.
16:06And kidnap her.
16:08Huh?
16:09They wouldn't dare.
16:10I'll have a word with them.
16:13Don't be so goddamn stupid.
16:14They'll beat you up.
16:16What can we do?
16:21Well, what are we going to do?
16:24Eh?
16:25I've got it.
16:51Hey!
16:53Hey, you!
17:13Miss Shang Shang!
17:15Shang!
17:20The drug!
17:35What did you hit me for?
17:36Well, I did it!
17:45No!
18:16Shh!
18:18My mother said, if a man's hurt, he should never cry.
18:21It's all right, it's all right.
18:24What's going on?
18:26Let's go!
18:31My mom said we should help others.
18:33And my mom said we must stand up against
18:37those who try to do evil and wicked things.
18:40Hey, my mom said that as well.
18:42Well...
18:43Yeah!
18:46Hold it!
19:01Come on.
19:02All right.
19:09Well, it was those bastards' bad luck that they should have run into us.
19:12We sure fixed them good.
19:13Yeah, it was great saving Miss Shang like that.
19:15Yeah.
19:16My mom said we should always help our friends.
19:17That's right!
19:18Sure!
19:22Let's go!
19:23Get out of here!
19:25Those are the bastards over there!
19:28Beat them up!
19:44Shout to them!
19:45Come and help me!
20:08Look, I'm telling you, you keep out of our business!
20:11Come on!
20:14Help!
20:26But that's not what our mom said!
20:39What happened to you?
20:41You look awful.
20:43Yeah.
20:45We were helping a friend, but we got beaten.
20:47Oh?
20:48Not again.
20:49Hey, we had no choice.
20:51It's hard being a man of principle.
20:54It just isn't worth it, trying to be good.
21:00Don't worry.
21:01You'll get rewarded.
21:02I don't think so!
21:06Brother.
21:07First thing we do is practice more.
21:11Practice?
21:13Practice what?
21:16I don't know.
21:17Hey, follow me!
21:35Here.
21:36Use the basket as a shield.
21:38All right.
21:40All right.
21:42Here we go.
21:43Come on!
21:44Come on!
21:45All right.
21:46Hit me!
21:48Come on!
21:49Come on!
21:52Hey, you ready?
21:53Come on, stop hiding yourself now!
21:55All right.
22:01Watch it!
22:10Ouch!
22:11You didn't have to hit so hard!
22:13Hey, but we've got to practice.
22:15So come on.
22:25Hey, why are you always hitting my face?
22:27You stupid idiot!
22:35What's so funny?
22:36You two are just wasting your time.
22:38You aren't practicing real Kung Fu.
22:40You're play acting.
22:41That won't help you.
22:42How do you know that?
22:44I hear his Kung Fu's good.
22:46I'll have a go.
22:47Taking him on.
22:48Right!
22:56Let go!
23:00What do you think?
23:01A proper Kung Fu.
23:04He's very skillful.
23:06He's good.
23:07Let's become his pupils.
23:08All right.
23:09Hey, Abbott Wan Hong, take us as your pupils.
23:11Will you teach us Kung Fu?
23:12Yeah.
23:33Come on.
24:03Come on!
24:06Come on!
24:33No!
25:03Come on!
25:26You're making progress.
25:28The secret of the low hand style
25:30is you must practice hard.
25:33Before you can master it.
25:35No more trips in the town.
25:50Hey, Shao Tung.
25:51This is no good.
25:52We can't have any fun anymore.
25:55Hey, I don't know.
25:56There is a way.
25:58What are you talking about?
26:00You stupid idiot!
26:01We don't have to tell him we're going to town.
26:04Just sneak out.
26:12But only one of us can go.
26:31Come on!
26:43Come on!
27:02Come on!
27:07Hold it!
27:12Who would have guessed that you work for the rebels?
27:15Talk!
27:16Where's Wan Hong?
27:17You bastard!
27:18I'll hold them!
27:31Come on!
28:01Hey!
28:02Hey!
28:03Hey!
28:32Come on!
28:33Come on!
29:02Come on!
29:03Come on!
29:05Come on!
29:06Come on!
29:08It's Shao Tung!
29:10Watch this!
29:11Ha!
29:12Ha!
29:12Yah!
29:13Yah!
29:14Ha!
29:15Ha!
29:16Ha!
29:17Ha!
29:17Ha!
29:18Yah!
29:19Ha!
29:20Ha!
29:21Low hand fist.
29:22Ha!
29:23Ha!
29:24Ha!
29:24Hmm.
29:25Hmm.
29:26Hmm.
29:27Hmm.
29:28Ha!
29:29Ha!
29:29Ha!
29:30Ha!
29:31Ha!
29:32Bastard, you learn fast, but not quite fast enough.
29:35Ha!
29:36Ha!
29:37Ha!
29:37Ha!
29:38Ha!
29:39Ha!
29:40You bastard!
29:47Hey, that's enough.
30:05Hey, you should stop bullying people.
30:07Just be decent, you know.
30:10Are you going to stop?
30:22Shantung, be careful!
30:41Shantung!
30:42Let's go!
30:46Hey, go on, Sheng Sheng! Get out of here! Go on!
30:53Stand back!
31:10Go!
31:18Bastard!
31:25Blow on fist.
31:26Wan Hong.
31:41Master.
31:44Master.
31:47Where have you been all this time?
31:50I... Speak up.
31:55Speak up?
31:56Let's hear it.
31:59I went into town.
32:01But on my way there, I got in a fight helping someone.
32:04Who was it?
32:05Miss Sheng Sheng of Happy Restaurant.
32:06Jin Sheng Sheng?
32:08Jin Sheng Sheng.
32:11You saved Miss Sheng Sheng?
32:12Yeah, on my way there, I came across her.
32:15She was surrounded.
32:16I used my low hand fist on them.
32:18They weren't any match for me.
32:20Great, that's it.
32:22Yeah.
32:25What do you know of the low hand fist?
32:28Nothing.
32:30Even I was beaten by one Wu Ti.
32:34So you went to town.
32:37Did you?
32:38I'll have to punish you.
32:40This is good.
32:41Really cool.
32:51Hey, come on.
32:52I'll give you a fan too.
32:54Feeling cool?
32:55Feeling better? That's more like it.
32:57It's cool now.
32:58It's my turn to sneak off to town on the quiet.
33:02Goodbye.
33:04Hey, brother.
33:05Brother?
33:09What is it now?
33:10Please, take the gift from my pocket
33:12and give to Miss Sheng, will you?
33:14Please, will you?
33:15All right.
33:18Oh, that's lovely.
33:28Miss Sheng Sheng.
33:31That's strange.
33:32Nobody's here.
33:36Miss Sheng Sheng?
33:38Miss Sheng Sheng?
34:05Get out of here.
34:35Come on.
35:05Get him.
35:35Come on.
36:05Oh.
36:36Come on.
36:53Come on, after him.
36:54Don't let him get away.
36:56Quickly, up there.
36:57Go on.
37:05Come on.
37:10Come on.
37:24Come on.
37:36Come on.
37:37Come on.
37:38Come on.
37:39Come on.
37:40Come on.
37:41Come on.
37:42Come on.
37:43Come on.
37:44Come on.
37:45Come on.
37:46Come on.
37:47Come on.
37:48Come on.
37:49Come on.
37:50Come on.
37:51Come on.
37:52Come on.
37:53Come on.
37:54Come on.
37:55Come on.
37:56Come on.
37:57Come on.
37:58Come on.
37:59Come on.
38:00Come on.
38:01Come on.
38:02Come on.
38:03Come on.
38:04Come on.
38:05Come on, you fools.
38:06Get after him.
38:07Up there.
38:09Quickly, now.
38:10Come on.
38:11Get him.
38:34Five.
38:36Six.
38:38Seven.
38:40Eight.
38:42Nine.
38:4410.
38:4611.
38:4812.
38:5023.
38:5224.
38:5425.
38:5626.
38:58Not you again!
39:29Where is she? Stop!
39:42I'll show you!
39:46I'll show you!
39:49Come on, after him!
39:51After him!
39:53After him!
39:54I'll show you!
39:59I'll show you!
40:14I'll show you!
40:24I'll show you!
40:40Where is Wan Hung?
40:42Wan Hung? Who the hell is he?
40:45No use pretending.
40:47What?
40:52Talk!
41:16I'll show you!
41:26I'll show you!
41:44I'll show you!
41:46I'll show you!
42:17Low hand fist!
42:29Talk! Where is Wan Hung?
42:32Speak up!
42:36Look!
42:46I'll show you!
43:16I'll show you!
43:46I'll show you!
44:16I'll show you!
44:46I'll show you!
45:05What's keeping him?
45:17Brother!
45:19Brother!
45:21I'll show you!
45:23I'll get revenge!
45:25What's going on?
45:28Brother!
45:31I'll show you!
45:33I'll get revenge!
45:36What happened?
45:41I'll show you!
45:43Brother!
45:44I'll show you!
45:46Brother! Who did this to you?
45:51It's him!
45:54It's his fault!
45:56Since he came...
45:58It's him!
46:01It's his fault!
46:03He's a liar!
46:05Brother! Calm down!
46:07Take it easy!
46:09Calm down!
46:14I'll show you!
46:16Brother! Tell me who did it!
46:19It's Wan Hung!
46:21He raped and killed her!
46:24I'll get revenge!
46:26I'll practice my Kung Fu!
46:29I'll get revenge!
46:31I'll get revenge!
46:33I'll get revenge!
46:35I'll get revenge!
46:37I'll get revenge!
46:39I'll get revenge!
46:41I'll get revenge!
46:44Wan Hung!
46:46You're crazy!
46:49Stop!
46:51Stop!
46:53I'll kill you!
46:56You bastard!
47:00I'll get revenge!
47:03Wan Hung!
47:05I'll kill you!
47:07I'll kill you!
47:09You bastard!
47:11Wan Hung!
47:12I'll kill you!
47:17Brother!
47:21Stop!
47:25Brother!
47:31Bastard!
47:34Bastard!
47:38Kill him!
47:39Kill him!
47:41Kill him!
47:43Kill him!
47:48Stop it!
47:51Stop it!
48:09Stop it!
48:40Stop it!
48:42Stop it!