Drama Hot
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00:00:00If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up?
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:21To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and
00:00:27ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:35This money will be yours.
00:00:37Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:45Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:50No one told me I'm good enough.
00:00:52Get off of her.
00:00:53Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:01I'm going to make your life hell.
00:01:04Leah, stop.
00:01:05Help me.
00:01:06Get off of her.
00:01:07She goes, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:08Tell me that you want to give up the money, and tell me that you love me.
00:01:22You drive me crazy!
00:01:23I drive you crazy?
00:01:24That's funny!
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:27If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:01:33their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:41Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:51The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my
00:01:56ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:01:59I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:02Clean it up, maid.
00:02:11I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl who leaked our sex tape for clout.
00:02:19That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen your titties.
00:02:32I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:36I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:39Yeah.
00:02:40She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:50You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:59Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:11Noah?
00:03:12What the hell's going on?
00:03:15Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me.
00:03:20And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:03:24Destiny?
00:03:25Is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:29Shut the fuck up, or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:34Why do you even care?
00:03:36She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:03:42before things got out of hand.
00:03:47Mia?
00:03:48Give me your phone.
00:03:49What?
00:03:50Give me your phone.
00:03:51No.
00:03:52It's right here. I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:02If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07Noah.
00:04:08Open it.
00:04:16I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:19You didn't have to do that.
00:04:21I know.
00:04:29Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:34Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:36All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:39Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut.
00:04:47Show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:50Fine by me.
00:04:51I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56I'm it.
00:05:00I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:05:04You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules?
00:05:09Jules!
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:21You okay?
00:05:24Thank God.
00:05:26All right, let's get you up.
00:05:29I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:33Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:36I'm fine.
00:05:37Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:38You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:43What are you, a stripper?
00:05:45I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:47You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:53And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress.
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:05Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:06You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:08I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:14You know what I think?
00:06:16I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:21Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:24Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:27And you know what? I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:29So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:33You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:41In your dreams.
00:06:43Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:45We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:48Yes, you did. And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:54I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:57Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:02And you let her!
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:09You two are hooking up?
00:07:11We're not hooking up.
00:07:13Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:19We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:24Be so fucking for real. Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:29It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:32Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:35How convenient.
00:07:38Let the girls talk.
00:07:46After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:52Did you just spit on me?
00:07:55Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:00Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:06And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:10Especially Noah.
00:08:11Ow!
00:08:13Noah!
00:08:14Did you see that? She shoved me!
00:08:16Oh my god. Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:20I'm always honest.
00:08:22You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:28Thanks, Noah.
00:08:31I'm sorry.
00:08:34I'm sorry.
00:08:36I'm sorry.
00:08:38I'm sorry.
00:08:39Thanks, Noah.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:51Fire her.
00:08:55Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:58I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:03Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:05And this is my rental too.
00:09:08So, what I say goes.
00:09:19Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:22So you should probably go.
00:09:26I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:32Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:38Jules.
00:09:42Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:51I want you to take this, okay?
00:09:53It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:57I don't want your pity check.
00:10:00My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:02This is too humiliating.
00:10:04I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:08Okay.
00:10:19What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:23No, no.
00:10:25That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:27Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:31I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:35Mia?
00:10:36Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:39But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:44Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:48Everything.
00:10:55I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:10:59Please don't call me that.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:03You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:06I'm gonna call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:10Mia.
00:11:12Slow down, okay?
00:11:13We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:17What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:23Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:27That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:34What are you still doing here?
00:11:36You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:38Tell me this.
00:11:40Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down.
00:11:47Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you.
00:11:52I'm talking to you.
00:11:54I need this job.
00:11:56I need you to choose me.
00:11:58After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:12:02But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:13No, no, no.
00:12:15No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:19Tell her, Noah.
00:12:21Prove it.
00:12:26I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:28And I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:33Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:37And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia.
00:12:43I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:45Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:50She really has you by the balls.
00:12:53Don't insult me.
00:12:55Or what?
00:12:57You'll spank me?
00:12:59You can leave now.
00:13:01Hey.
00:13:04You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:11You're right.
00:13:13Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:15You're right.
00:13:17Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:21You're fired.
00:13:25You're right.
00:13:27Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:31You're fired.
00:13:38You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:40Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:13:42Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave. Jules!
00:13:48You can't just leave.
00:13:50You fired me.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:14:04Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:07Does it look like she's jerking you off?
00:14:15Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:14:23Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:14:32You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:40Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:44Okay.
00:14:56What are you doing?
00:15:06Guys!
00:15:08What the hell?
00:15:10What the fuck are you?
00:15:15You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:21Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:24Play along.
00:15:25Why would I do that?
00:15:27You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:15:31Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:37Okay, fine. Go ahead.
00:15:40What?
00:15:43You're crazy.
00:15:44I'm committed.
00:15:49Yeah, baby. Give it to me.
00:15:53You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:55I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:16:00Noah, come out right now.
00:16:05Oh, yeah, Jules. Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:12Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:13Show me what you've got.
00:16:19Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:20Hand me your shirt now, now, now.
00:16:21Now, now.
00:16:37Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:40Yeah.
00:16:42Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:49Take it up with Noah.
00:16:51This isn't over.
00:16:54If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:17:01I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:17:10Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what? I should thank you.
00:17:14Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:17Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait. I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:25You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:27Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:17:28We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:31Yeah.
00:17:32What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:39Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off, internship will be yours.
00:17:43Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:48You're on.
00:17:55We need to talk.
00:18:01Emmett, get out.
00:18:07Did I get my job back?
00:18:09Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:11To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:17You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:18:20I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:24Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:27Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:30Well, I changed my mind. Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:36Done.
00:18:37Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:44Give me that.
00:18:45Not yet.
00:18:52Give me that.
00:18:53Not yet.
00:18:54I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:18:58But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:00This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:06I'll do it.
00:19:08Great.
00:19:14Let's seal the deal.
00:19:22Let's shake on it.
00:19:24All right. Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:36Rule number one.
00:19:38Never tell a lie.
00:19:40Never tell a lie.
00:19:42Never tell a lie.
00:19:44Never tell a lie.
00:19:46Never tell a lie.
00:19:48Never tell a lie.
00:19:50Never tell a lie.
00:19:51Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:58You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:19Yeah, I do.
00:20:21I have one.
00:20:24No one touches you but me.
00:20:29You don't own me.
00:20:31Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:34While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:38So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:43Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:45Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:46Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:50Let the show begin.
00:20:55Ew.
00:20:57I'm not having dinner with her.
00:20:59There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:01You kicked me out.
00:21:03Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:08Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:11At least I didn't show your dick to the others.
00:21:14At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:19Mia.
00:21:21Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:24This is my house.
00:21:26And Jules is my...
00:21:32I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:38Blame on?
00:21:40Jason!
00:21:41Jason!
00:21:43Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner is served.
00:21:53Let's fucking go!
00:21:56Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You wanna help?
00:22:11Yeah.
00:22:20Look at Jules squirm.
00:22:24Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:22:33Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:39Jules, take your shirt off.
00:23:10Oops.
00:23:12Spilled a little.
00:23:14Jules.
00:23:16I'm still thirsty.
00:23:27Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:30I have to go.
00:23:40If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:47Choke on it.
00:23:52Don't run away from me.
00:23:57Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:00It was an act, Jules.
00:24:02And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:06You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:09Yeah, I know.
00:24:12Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:24:14You're shivering.
00:24:16Come here.
00:24:29Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:24:39Okay.
00:24:55What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:25:03Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:08Whatever.
00:25:09I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:25:13Mia's your best friend?
00:25:15Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:18People contain multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:22She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:25And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:29And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:32If you know what I mean.
00:25:39Like what you see?
00:25:44I do, actually.
00:26:09What are you doing here?
00:26:11Taking a shower.
00:26:15Remember.
00:26:17Don't go in there.
00:26:19You wish.
00:26:27Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:30I got some friends coming over.
00:26:32Meet me at the pool.
00:26:38What's with this guy?
00:26:40One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:41Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:50Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:26:54Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:03Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:16I really like you.
00:27:18I like you too.
00:27:19I like you too.
00:27:24I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:34You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:46Everyone.
00:27:47I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:50Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:57Mia, would you relax?
00:27:58We're not taking a vote.
00:27:59We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:05Ew!
00:28:07That's so boring.
00:28:09I'm kidding.
00:28:11Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:25Wow.
00:28:26Not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:31Oh, honey.
00:28:32You don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:39It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about?
00:28:46I never said anything about-
00:28:48Save it.
00:28:49Proof's right here.
00:28:52And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:56Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:01I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett.
00:29:14This one's about you.
00:29:16Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:21They can?
00:29:23I never said that.
00:29:24Mia did.
00:29:25She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:28Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:33Hey!
00:29:34I paid good money for these.
00:29:37I mean, would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:29:41Really?
00:29:42Because this one's about you, Nellie.
00:29:44Nellie?
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:48Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:53Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:56You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:00Save your breath.
00:30:14Bitch!
00:30:16Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:30You are so hot.
00:30:31Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:45Noah.
00:30:56Yo!
00:30:58Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:31:01No.
00:31:02No.
00:31:03No way, dude.
00:31:04Like, I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:31:07She'll come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:15You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:17Dude, look.
00:31:19You hooked up with Jules!
00:31:20I don't know what's going on.
00:31:21What do you mean, dude?
00:31:22It's pretty fucking clear!
00:31:23You hooked up!
00:31:26Fuck!
00:31:27Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:29Emmett, stop!
00:31:31Fuck you, dude!
00:31:32Stop!
00:31:37Did you post this?
00:31:45Jules, did you post this?
00:31:52I don't know.
00:31:53Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:31:56What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:01How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:03Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:32:09You know what?
00:32:10Everyone was right about you.
00:32:12You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:15Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:17Lose my number.
00:32:19I never want to see you again.
00:32:21Fine.
00:32:22Feelings mutual.
00:32:27Great.
00:32:28You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:34Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:37Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:41You're a skank.
00:32:43So get out and don't come back.
00:32:53Ah!
00:32:57Help!
00:32:59Help!
00:33:07Help!
00:33:17You...
00:33:18You saved me?
00:33:32That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:36And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:41Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:45Go on, Jules.
00:33:46Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:48Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:50We have to talk.
00:33:55Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:34:00Shh.
00:34:04One step closer to making her mine.
00:34:13Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:15I can explain everything.
00:34:17Good, explain.
00:34:18Now.
00:34:25Yeah, how do you know that?
00:34:28Takes one to know one.
00:34:30Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:39I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:43I never said that, okay?
00:34:46Fuck.
00:34:56You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:59That way everyone can see it.
00:35:01But for right now, it's party time.
00:35:07Huh?
00:35:12OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:16I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:19How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:23You don't know him like I do.
00:35:25If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:28Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:30I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:32Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:35He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:39But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:42More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:46The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:50Except for the one about you.
00:35:52I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:54That's true.
00:35:56Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:09Is that true?
00:36:13It's true.
00:36:15I liked you.
00:36:18Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:20I mean, really.
00:36:21Alright.
00:36:22I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:24So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:26Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:33I guess you can't.
00:36:35There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:44I know it was a really long time ago,
00:36:46but I'm not going to lie.
00:36:49I know it was a really long time ago,
00:36:51but when I really think about it,
00:36:53I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:55I really did.
00:37:01You give those two until the end of today?
00:37:03To what, Bone?
00:37:06They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:08It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:11I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:14Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:20Okay.
00:37:21The rules of the game are simple.
00:37:23You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:25When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever glues you.
00:37:31Mm-hmm.
00:37:43Okay.
00:38:00She'd never kiss me like that.
00:38:02My turn.
00:38:13No smoke.
00:38:14Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:20Rude.
00:38:39Keep the circle moving.
00:38:43Do you want to really piss me off?
00:38:45Kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:53Get off of me.
00:38:55Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:57What's a little peck?
00:39:00Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:10Hey, Jules!
00:39:11Jules!
00:39:12You're a pig!
00:39:13Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:14He's lying.
00:39:15I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:17But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:21You have feelings for me?
00:39:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:32You have feelings for me?
00:39:34Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:36You do?
00:39:38Yeah.
00:39:39I have all the feelings.
00:39:40Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:43You're a dick!
00:39:44Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:45Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:49Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:52I broke your trust.
00:39:53And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:40:02What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:40:06And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:10Do you want to get back together?
00:40:13You said no feelings.
00:40:16Yeah, you're right.
00:40:19So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:21Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:23Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:25Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:35Well, it looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:38Ew.
00:40:39Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:41Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:43I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:47Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:50And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:56Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:40:59Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:02Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:04You should go do that right now.
00:41:05Yes!
00:41:09It's not that easy.
00:41:11Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:13I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:15Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:41:20What do you mean?
00:41:22I mean Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:41:26Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:29She's about to answer a very important question.
00:41:31I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to her.
00:41:36I know, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:41:40Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:44We can talk later. I promise.
00:41:58The girls go shopping. Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:02It must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:06I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:11Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:15It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:42:18The internship is mine.
00:42:20Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:23Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:42:31If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:42:38Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:42Oh my god, it's gorgeous.
00:42:45I'm going to go try this on.
00:42:54You ordered the wrong size.
00:42:56No, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:59No, you didn't. That's impossible. It doesn't fit.
00:43:02Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:43:04What are you doing?
00:43:06I'm shopping.
00:43:08Do you not remember me?
00:43:10I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:12Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:14She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:16But what Mia says goes.
00:43:19So your money's no good here.
00:43:21You know what? You're right.
00:43:24I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:29That's it. You're out.
00:43:32Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:43:34I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:43:36Trash?
00:43:38That's my girlfriend.
00:43:44Apparently I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:48See this car?
00:43:51Has no spending limit.
00:43:53My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:56And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:59No way. This is mine.
00:44:01Are you going to purchase it?
00:44:02No. Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:05Great. Let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:21What do you think?
00:44:26Noah?
00:44:28Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:32Of course.
00:44:39You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:42Is it too expensive?
00:44:44No.
00:44:46It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:49Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:45:02Thank you, Noah.
00:45:05You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:08Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:13Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:21Put the dress on my card.
00:45:25Excuse me.
00:45:27I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:31I bet she stole it.
00:45:33I would never.
00:45:35Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:40Whatever, Mia.
00:45:54See? Told ya.
00:46:03I don't know how that got there.
00:46:05Well, she stole it.
00:46:07And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:12Call the police.
00:46:14Don't call the police.
00:46:16This is all my fault.
00:46:18No, it's not.
00:46:19Yes, it is.
00:46:21I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:25But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:27You can't do this.
00:46:29It's a waste of money.
00:46:31Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:46:33It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:35And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:38Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:40Please and thank you.
00:46:49Good morning.
00:46:50Good to see you.
00:46:52Okay.
00:46:54There he is.
00:46:56Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:59Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:47:02Because after tonight, I'm going to have a little slut begging for me.
00:47:10Watch your mouth.
00:47:11Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:13Okay, dude.
00:47:15Jules was mine first.
00:47:17I dumped her, okay?
00:47:19It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:21Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:47:25Okay, alright.
00:47:27Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:29Yeah?
00:47:31I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:33By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman Internship
00:47:35and never come back to the Summer House.
00:47:37Fine.
00:47:38And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:40I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:42I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:45Deal.
00:47:50You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:53Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:02Eat shit.
00:48:04Hey.
00:48:06Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:09Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:48:11Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:48:13unless it's with me.
00:48:24Hey.
00:48:25Hey.
00:48:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:32Uh, I don't know.
00:48:33Jules.
00:48:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:38About what?
00:48:39The music in here?
00:48:41Because I think it sucks.
00:48:43Jules.
00:48:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:47For real.
00:48:48No contracts and no money.
00:48:49I mean it.
00:48:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:56Like I care.
00:48:57I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:02I'm sorry.
00:49:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:05Have fun.
00:49:07Here.
00:49:08Put this on.
00:49:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:17You're crazy.
00:49:19Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:49:25You're on.
00:49:32Follow me.
00:49:38Let the show begin.
00:49:50You think you're hot shit?
00:49:51Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:55Everyone in the club get hot and happy!
00:49:58Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition!
00:50:05The rules are simple.
00:50:07Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:12And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:50:21I love you.
00:50:23I love you too.
00:50:51Now, are you waiting on me?
00:50:53It's just a break.
00:50:54Think about your back.
00:50:56I'm back, girl.
00:50:57I got the weight of the world.
00:50:59Weight of the world.
00:51:00So give me diamonds and pearls.
00:51:02Diamonds and pearls.
00:51:03Now, are you waiting on me?
00:51:05It's just a break.
00:51:07Think about your back.
00:51:08Wait for your comeback.
00:51:17Top that.
00:51:21Top that.
00:51:52Oh, baby.
00:51:55What's the point of being honest at all?
00:52:11You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:13Show them off.
00:52:14Chase that high.
00:52:17But I won't be your friend when you cry.
00:52:24Cry.
00:52:26The tears on your face.
00:52:29Are falling in vain when you cry.
00:52:35The same old mistakes.
00:52:38I left you waiting on me.
00:52:45Yo.
00:52:46Jason.
00:52:48Dude, I need the Lady Killer special.
00:52:50Now.
00:52:51Yeah?
00:52:53I got you.
00:52:57Here's a tip.
00:52:59And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:05And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:10Mia!
00:53:15As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:21I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:53:28Here we go.
00:53:29Jewels, wait.
00:53:35You look upset.
00:53:38What are you, my therapist?
00:53:40Fuck off.
00:53:41Fuck off.
00:53:42No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:47Jewels.
00:53:49I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:55What is that?
00:53:56A good time?
00:53:58Come on, Jewels.
00:53:59Don't you want to have some fun?
00:54:04No thanks.
00:54:07Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:15Better play along.
00:54:26Bottoms up.
00:54:29Cheers.
00:54:31Alright.
00:54:33Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:54:35I'm gonna go change.
00:54:38Emmett?
00:54:40Destiny.
00:54:41Emmett?
00:54:42Have you seen Jewels?
00:54:43I saw her running off to the dressing room. Emmett was with her.
00:54:48That little shit.
00:54:56Don't move.
00:55:03What do you think you're doing?
00:55:05Stop denying yourself, Jewels.
00:55:08We both know you want this.
00:55:10Be gentle.
00:55:11Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:13Back off.
00:55:15Just relax, baby.
00:55:17Let that E kick in.
00:55:18You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:21Oh.
00:55:22I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:55:24Let go of me.
00:55:25This is just gonna take a minute.
00:55:29Emmett.
00:55:31Let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:34Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:36Jewels?
00:55:38Jewels, are you in there?
00:55:39Noah!
00:55:40Help me!
00:55:45Noah!
00:55:46Help me!
00:55:48Emmett!
00:55:50Get off of her!
00:55:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:54What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:59Emmett!
00:56:00She doesn't want you!
00:56:01What are you doing?
00:56:02She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:04Even if she won't say so.
00:56:12Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:13I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:18Wait! Stop!
00:56:25This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:33You look like shit.
00:56:35Jewels just kicked my ass.
00:56:37All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:40Hey!
00:56:42Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:49Mia, stop.
00:56:52I'm sorry.
00:56:53I'm sorry.
00:56:54I'm sorry.
00:56:55I'm sorry.
00:56:56I'm sorry.
00:56:57I'm sorry.
00:56:58I'm sorry.
00:56:59I'm sorry.
00:57:00I'm sorry.
00:57:02This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:06Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:08Be so fucking for real.
00:57:10Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:57:12You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:17And you know what?
00:57:19He's coming back to the house with me.
00:57:21Tonight.
00:57:23Mia, sit down.
00:57:25Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again,
00:57:28I will kill you.
00:57:30Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:32Let's go.
00:57:37I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:49Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:52Ow.
00:57:54You're hurt.
00:57:55Let me help you.
00:58:01I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:18I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:20I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:23Really.
00:58:24I didn't take them.
00:58:26You didn't take the pills?
00:58:32You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:34It's twice as fun when I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:46What are you trying to give me?
00:58:51I'm trying to help you.
00:58:54Rocky Road.
00:58:58Ow.
00:58:59Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:59:00This is how you repay me?
00:59:02How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:07I'm not an asshole.
00:59:09No, you're the king of assholes.
00:59:13You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak
00:59:16makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:59:21I got to show you something.
00:59:33I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:41And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:44It worked.
00:59:59I've wanted you all summer.
01:00:01Stop breathing.
01:00:06I'm sorry.
01:00:08I'm sorry.
01:00:10I'm sorry.
01:00:13I need you.
01:00:15Now.
01:00:34What if somebody sees?
01:00:36Everybody's at the club.
01:00:39I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:42Okay.
01:01:13Oh.
01:01:16Hi, this is Alan.
01:01:18It's Mia.
01:01:19Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:21Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon
01:01:25and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:29Okay, bye.
01:01:43Hey, sleepyhead.
01:01:45What are you doing up so early?
01:01:47I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:50I'm ready for another round.
01:01:53Hey, can you knock?
01:01:54Can you put your boner away?
01:01:57Get up!
01:01:58Get up!
01:01:59Get up, get up, get up!
01:02:00Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:02It's worse than a fire!
01:02:06Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
01:02:13You're fucking with me.
01:02:15What's the big deal?
01:02:16Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:17And the mess.
01:02:18And you.
01:02:19What about me?
01:02:20She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:02:21But, like, in a bad way.
01:02:22Look, my mom knows about the sex tape
01:02:24and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:27I need to get out of here.
01:02:29I'll hide Jules.
01:02:30I'll distract Mom.
01:02:34Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:02:36Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:02:40And tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:42Got it.
01:02:53Get your brother.
01:02:55Now.
01:03:02Mommy!
01:03:03Wait!
01:03:04Noah!
01:03:05Mom!
01:03:06Mom!
01:03:07Mom!
01:03:08Noah!
01:03:14My baby boy!
01:03:16Mom!
01:03:17Hi!
01:03:18Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:03:22Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:03:25To propose!
01:03:31Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:39I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:42Oh.
01:03:43She just left.
01:03:47I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:51What is that slut doing here?
01:03:57You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:03:59Get out of this house!
01:04:01Mom.
01:04:02Noah, a little help?
01:04:04Mom, this is Jules.
01:04:07This is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:14Yes!
01:04:15It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:20Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:24Lisa!
01:04:25My second mommy!
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:30Oh yes, we do.
01:04:34You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:35I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:37I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:39But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:42Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:44Please?
01:04:55My head hurts.
01:04:56Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:59Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:05:01Oh, thanks.
01:05:05Okay.
01:05:18Water.
01:05:19Water, I need water!
01:05:22Jules?
01:05:24What did you give my mom?
01:05:26Aspirin.
01:05:27Aspirin?
01:05:28Woo!
01:05:29It's so hot in here.
01:05:32Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:37No.
01:05:38Woo!
01:05:39Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:41Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:44I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:46Wow!
01:05:47Alright, that's enough.
01:05:48I gotta talk to you.
01:05:49Let's go.
01:05:50Woo!
01:05:51Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:53Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:56No way.
01:05:57You gave her those?
01:05:58I didn't give them.
01:05:59She found them.
01:06:00She found them.
01:06:01Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:02Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:04She hates you already.
01:06:05What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:10Where did she go?
01:06:23Woo!
01:06:25Woo!
01:06:26Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:28No way.
01:06:29It feels so good.
01:06:34Oh wait, no.
01:06:36Help!
01:06:38I'm drowning.
01:06:40Mia, save me.
01:06:42Absolutely not.
01:06:43I'm not going in there.
01:06:46Help!
01:06:48Help!
01:06:59Help!
01:07:09You saved me.
01:07:13Here, I brought you some tea.
01:07:21I was wrong about you.
01:07:23I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:28Wow.
01:07:34Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:38I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:41Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:47You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:53I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:56No feelings, remember?
01:08:04I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:08I'll tear it up right now.
01:08:10I mean it.
01:08:14I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:18When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:23If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:28So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:08:32When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:47Come with me.
01:08:53I want to give you the money.
01:08:55Not as your boss, as your boyfriend.
01:08:59Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:09:03I don't know what to say.
01:09:08Just let me take care of you.
01:09:15And tell me that you love me.
01:09:18I don't think I can say it.
01:09:23Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do.
01:09:28Fine.
01:09:30You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:33And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:36I know you do.
01:09:41Good morning, everyone.
01:09:44Good morning, everyone.
01:09:46Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:49Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:54I was just leaving.
01:09:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:03After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:11But, after you saved me, all I can say is, welcome to the family.
01:10:23Wait, you were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:36Adios.
01:10:38Bye, Mom.
01:10:41Bye.
01:10:44I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:47Good luck with that.
01:10:49I don't need luck. I have a really big brain.
01:10:59There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:06What is this?
01:11:11Ew, what died in here?
01:11:14My manhood.
01:11:16Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:19Really?
01:11:23I don't like to read.
01:11:25It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:28They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:11:33That's cheating.
01:11:35Oh, great, you finally figured it out.
01:11:37Good boy.
01:11:39I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:11:47I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:50I know, I know.
01:11:52But, I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:11:59What up, lovebirds?
01:12:01Hey man, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with...
01:12:04Emma, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with...
01:12:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:12Who are you?
01:12:14I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:25Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:12:30Emma called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:12:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:38The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:41I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:47I have enough friends, thanks.
01:12:52Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:56I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble, and Emma promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:03The next intern for Lehman Corp. will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:13:09And I get bored easy.
01:13:13Your interview for Lehman Corp. starts now.
01:13:19Interview starts now. Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:25Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:28Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:29That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:39That's the guy you want to work for? He's a total clown.
01:13:44Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:49And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:52But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:54Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:14:07And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:10And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:13The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp.
01:14:17Jules, I need this internship, and so do you.
01:14:20Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:27You lied to me.
01:14:29No, I didn't lie to you. I just... I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:34I'm sorry.
01:14:38Everybody! Let's get the party started!
01:14:50Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:56I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:14:59There's something special about you.
01:15:02You're so... beautiful.
01:15:05Thanks, but I'm taken.
01:15:08I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:10Noah, tell me, who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:16That'd be me.
01:15:19You're a lucky man.
01:15:21I know.
01:15:26How long is he gonna be here?
01:15:29I'll protect you.
01:15:31And lookie here, the happy little couple.
01:15:35From full mates to soul mates.
01:15:43Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:15:46Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:49Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:52Yeah, he's finally gonna win our bet.
01:15:55What bet?
01:15:58What bet?
01:16:00I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:06That's not true.
01:16:08Yeah, it is. I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:14You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:21I don't wanna hear it.
01:16:22Yeah, I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:28I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:32I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:35I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:38Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:44Chicks, dude.
01:16:46I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:16:48I wouldn't wanna do that in front of our special guest.
01:16:50I wouldn't wanna do that in front of our special guest.
01:16:53I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:16:56You're pathetic.
01:16:58B.
01:17:00Whatever, dude.
01:17:05What were you thinking? That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:10I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:15You're a sexy girl.
01:17:17We could have a lot of fun.
01:17:18We could have a lot of fun.
01:17:20I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:22Then make time. There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:25The boys share their toys.
01:17:28And I wanna play with you.
01:17:30I don't wanna be played with.
01:17:33If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:36The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:17:40Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:17:44What do I have to do?
01:17:46Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:53In your dreams, perv.
01:17:59Mia.
01:18:01You know where Jules is?
01:18:03You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:06Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:18:09Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:13Get it through your head.
01:18:15Why do you like her so much?
01:18:18I don't like her.
01:18:21I love her.
01:18:25You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:18:28For falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:30You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:32Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:18:34Found your girlfriend.
01:18:46If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job?
01:18:49Yes.
01:18:51And it's the only way you'd get him.
01:18:53We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:18:56My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:18:59Wait.
01:19:01Now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:03Damn.
01:19:05You were great.
01:19:07Just one kiss.
01:19:09That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:19:16Don't play it hard to get!
01:19:24Get off of her.
01:19:30Get off of her.
01:19:32Let me have my fun.
01:19:34Then you can take your turn.
01:19:36If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:19:38You wouldn't dare.
01:19:39You little shit.
01:19:41You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:43Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:19:45Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:47than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:50You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:19:53You want to mess with me?
01:19:55You want to mess with me?
01:19:57Yeah, why don't you sue me?
01:19:59And let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:20:01who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:03You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that.
01:20:05Please, don't do this.
01:20:06You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that.
01:20:08Please, don't tell my wife.
01:20:10Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:22How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:26How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:28It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:30Don't lie to me.
01:20:32I saw you kissing back.
01:20:37I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:39You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:42You were getting money out of the deal,
01:20:44so why does it matter?
01:20:47Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:20:49and you want him right now.
01:20:51Tell him you love him.
01:20:53It matters because it makes it clear
01:20:55that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:20:56You're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:05You're fired.
01:21:07Get out of my house.
01:21:23You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:27You never belonged with us,
01:21:29and now it's your turn to go.
01:21:34I played you, and I won.
01:21:37This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:40Oh, honey,
01:21:42this has everything to do with me.
01:21:48I planted the camera in your room,
01:21:51and then I got the sex tape from you.
01:21:56And then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:22:04You thought you were better than me,
01:22:07but I always win.
01:22:09All I fucking do is win.
01:22:18A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:27Mom, I saved the house.
01:22:31It's too late.
01:22:38Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:22:42Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:22:46That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:49You lose everything.
01:22:51What?
01:22:52When you lose sight of your goal,
01:22:54you lose everything.
01:22:56Oh, God.
01:23:09Can I help you?
01:23:11What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:14My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:18I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:23:22You need anything?
01:23:32I have a big tip for you.
01:23:34Seriously?
01:23:37Smile more.
01:23:46This money feels dirty.
01:23:48I never want to see this check again.
01:23:53Okay.
01:24:01Miss me?
01:24:07Miss me?
01:24:16Get lost.
01:24:18I deserve that.
01:24:22I brought us up a new contract, alright?
01:24:24And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:30Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:32Yeah.
01:24:34This morning, I bought it.
01:24:37You bought my house from under us?
01:24:39Look at the name on the title.
01:24:43Oh, my God.
01:24:45You put it under my name.
01:24:48It's yours, Jules.
01:24:50It's all yours.
01:24:52Stop.
01:24:54I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:57Another condition?
01:24:59What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:02Sleep with your boss?
01:25:04Drug your mom?
01:25:06No.
01:25:08But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:25:17And at 8pm.
01:25:19And I want you to wear this.
01:25:22Okay.
01:25:33What are you doing here?
01:25:35Noah told me to come.
01:25:37Really?
01:25:39How pathetic.
01:25:41Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:46He's proposing to you?
01:25:48When did you two get back together?
01:25:50Well, it's not official yet.
01:25:52But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:55And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:25:59I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:26:03Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:26:08Mia.
01:26:10Jules.
01:26:12I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:26:14Why did you invite me here?
01:26:16To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:18Propose?
01:26:20Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:22That's a big question.
01:26:24Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:27Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:33How did you know about that?
01:26:35Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:37And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:26:40You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:26:44Okay.
01:26:46Fine.
01:26:48Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:50But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:26:53What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:26:55Actually, that's my job.
01:26:57Oh, hi.
01:26:59Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:27:01What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:03These are not what they're for.
01:27:05Call my dad!
01:27:07Daddy!
01:27:09Bye, Mia.
01:27:11If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:27:16That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:17That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:22Everybody!
01:27:25What is he doing?
01:27:30I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:27:37And here are my secrets.
01:27:40I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:43I do.
01:27:44And I crash my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:51And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:27:54Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:27:57And I have one more secret.
01:28:00Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:07And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:09Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:11I want everyone to know
01:28:12I want everyone to know
01:28:14what you are to me.
01:28:42I want everyone to know
01:28:44what you are to me.
01:28:45I want everyone to know
01:28:47what you are to me.
01:28:49I want everyone to know
01:28:51what you are to me.
01:29:11Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:13I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:17Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:28Of course I do.
01:29:30Now, let's party.
01:29:43Let's party.