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00:00:00We're engaged, David. Why can't we get married sooner rather than later? You know I just
00:00:14got laid off. My work visa expires in 60 days. I'm going to get deported.
00:00:18Don't put that on my shoulders. It's not my responsibility.
00:00:22What? How could you say that? We've been together for two years. We're already living together. If
00:00:35we were gonna get married eventually, why can't it be now? See, that's the problem. I don't want
00:00:39to marry you. Ever. What? The truth is, I'm already seeing someone else. Who? It doesn't matter,
00:00:47Leslie. Let's break up. Please move out of my apartment. Now. Don't cry, Leslie. I'm not
00:00:57offering this cheating asshole. Leslie! I'm sorry. It's just that you don't really bring
00:01:12anything to the table. I deserve someone better. Fuck you, David. Yeah, whatever.
00:01:18Good luck finding a man willing to marry you.
00:01:42Miss Madison? You going somewhere? I can give you a ride. It's good with you in private.
00:02:09Leslie! Leslie! Who is this? This is my new boyfriend. He's hotter than you, richer than you,
00:02:22and has a bigger dick than you. So you're the one who's getting dumped. David.
00:02:27Sorry about that. This is so embarrassing. I get laid off, dumped, and kicked out all in the same
00:02:48day. And now I'm crying in a stranger's car. Wait, who are you? Mr. Williams, I really cannot
00:03:00disclose who the bone marrow match for your brother is. The person's already refused the
00:03:03donation. There's nothing else I can do. You said this person's the only match for my brother.
00:03:10Uh, correct. Then you must know I have no recourse. This person doesn't donate. My
00:03:19brother dies. You swore an oath to save lives. Please, save my brother. Leslie Madison,
00:03:33the donor. Miss Madison, my name is Simon Williams. Leslie, just call me Leslie. Leslie,
00:03:45I need your help. I need you to save my brother. I don't know about this. When the doctor called,
00:03:59he said it was gonna be multiple rounds of bone marrow donation. Why did you put your name on the
00:04:04donor's list if you're not gonna donate? Should I tell him I developed trypanophobia? If I see
00:04:10needles, I'm going to faint. I just, I don't feel comfortable anymore. Isn't there anyone else? No,
00:04:19you're the only one. My brother, his name is James. He should be in college instead of lying
00:04:31here at death's door. Parents died when we were really young. We were raised by our grandmother.
00:04:36Leslie, without your bone marrow, he only has a few more months to live. Yes, money. How could I
00:04:43forget? Money, of course. I can give you whatever you want. You name it, I'll make it happen.
00:04:49Marriage? What did you just say? Are you an American citizen? Yes, of course. Then marry
00:05:04me, and I'll make the donation. Then marry me, and I'll make the donation. You can help me get a
00:05:14green card, and I'll donate my bone marrow to your brother. Then we divorce, get separated,
00:05:20go our separate ways, win-win. Does she know who I am? Does she want to marry into the Williams
00:05:26family? Let me get this straight. You want to marry me for a green card? Yes. Why else would I
00:05:37marry a stranger? Look, my visa is expiring in 60 days, and if I get deported, I won't be able
00:05:43to have your brother. What do you say? Okay, deal. Sorry. We just need to do a blood test to confirm,
00:06:08and if everything goes well, we can start the bone marrow transplant within two weeks.
00:06:13Miss Madison, do you prefer the left or the right arm? Hey, are you okay? Yeah. You can use this one.
00:06:39Come on, Leslie. You got to pull through. You can't get deported. Mom and dad are counting on you.
00:06:52Are you okay? You seem like you're about to faint. I'm... Hey, don't look at her. Look at me.
00:07:07I'll tell you a secret. I'm definitely afraid of bugs. I mean, I know I'm a big guy, but when I see
00:07:17one, I squirm like a little girl. This one time, I was in like this huge meeting, and this spider
00:07:23like came out of the ceiling, and he landed on my arm, and then he started crawling up, and I ran
00:07:28out the door, and I peed my pants. And we're done. See, that wasn't so bad, right? I didn't even tell it was already over.
00:07:40I love you, Mom.
00:07:55Eunice? So this is your aunt's place? Yeah, on my mother's side.
00:08:02I really need to find a new living arrangement soon. Uncle Toby won't be happy that I'm here.
00:08:10Well, I can pick you up tomorrow to get married. Oh, no, no, no. I'll get there myself. 9 a.m. City Hall. I'll be there.
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:27Good night. Good night, Simon.
00:08:33You what? Marry her. Tomorrow. It's the only way to save James. So the money's not enough.
00:08:42She wants to be part of the Williams family. Simon, she's a gold digger. I don't think she
00:08:48knows who I am. I think she just wants to move here so she can get a green card.
00:08:52So that way she can stay in this country. Plus, it'd be a great way for me to keep watch to make sure
00:08:57James recovers. Keep it that way. Don't let her find out your real identity. You cannot let the
00:09:05public know about this. If they find out you married an immigrant, our stocks will plummet.
00:09:11So, once James recovers, divorce her and marry Mia White.
00:09:16Simon!
00:09:32Here is your breakfast, Uncle Timothy.
00:09:38Hey, loser! Where's my coffee?
00:09:40Hi, Leigh. What's the matter with you? Don't talk to your cousin like that.
00:09:44She's not wrong. How long are you staying here anyways? You're a grown-ass adult. I'm not housing
00:09:51and feeding you for free. Tabby! Where is she gonna go? She lost her job, got dumped, and now she's
00:09:56homeless. Ignore them, sweetheart. Stay as long as you need to. I'll find a place to stay.
00:10:06Stay as long as you need to.
00:10:09I'll find a place soon and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent as soon as I get a job.
00:10:18Oh, crap! I have somewhere important to make.
00:10:22Wait, no breakfast? Important, my ass. Where's someone like her gonna go?
00:10:30This is not funny.
00:10:35Finally, my ticket to this great country.
00:10:45Thank you. I mean it. You're welcome.
00:10:50If there's nothing else, I can give you a ride or something. Actually, there is something else.
00:10:56Okay.
00:11:01I made a checklist. I need to take a look.
00:11:06Number one, open a joint bank account. Number two, host a small wedding with family for photos.
00:11:12Number three, go on dates and post on social media. What's all this for? A marriage certificate
00:11:19is not enough. I need this to look realistic. We need to prove the authenticity of our marriage
00:11:25to the immigration officer with lots of photos.
00:11:28Oh, and don't worry about the bank account. We just need to put a little money together.
00:11:35That's not enough. What?
00:11:38That's not enough. What?
00:11:52Move in? Together? Yes.
00:12:01Move in? Together? Yes. If you want to make this look believable,
00:12:06we're going to have to move in together. That's what married people do, right?
00:12:10That would solve my living arrangement problems, but moving in with a stranger...
00:12:18And as for the rest of the checklist, I got it taken care of. Don't worry about it.
00:12:23Oh, and let's have the wedding a week from now. That gives me time to prep
00:12:27and we can move in together after the wedding. Sound good?
00:12:32Wow, you are really on top of it.
00:12:38I just feel bad making you do all of this work. Don't worry about it. I just need you to stay
00:12:44healthy. A brother's life depends on it. Thank you. Oh, Simon, there's one more thing.
00:12:53What is it? I don't have a lot of money right now,
00:12:57so if it's okay, can you pay for the wedding bills and...
00:13:02Don't even worry about the money. I think I got it covered.
00:13:04No, no, no, no. I have to pitch in. I can't just leech off of you.
00:13:08I'll pay you back as soon as I find a new job. Okay, deal.
00:13:12Okay, let's do this.
00:13:26Good morning, Mr. Williams. You have a board meeting at 11.30 a.m.
00:13:35Then you have a lunch with the executive team. Then later in the afternoon, you have a meeting
00:13:39with Mr. J at Crazy Maple Studio to discuss their latest app, Real Short.
00:13:45Real Short, the media streaming platform? Yes, it's really popular right now,
00:13:48and it's soaring on both iOS and Google Play charts.
00:13:51Set the meeting room up for Mr. J's arrival. It'd be great if he accepts our investment.
00:13:57Oh, and one more thing. Of course. What do you need, sir?
00:13:59I need you to find me a modest house in a great neighborhood, and then I need a new car.
00:14:03Something like a Mercedes would be fine.
00:14:05And lastly, I need you to book me a wedding venue a week from now.
00:14:10Okay. Anything else? Actually, yes. Hold on a minute.
00:14:27Who's that?
00:14:34Who's that? It's Mia White, heiress of the White family.
00:14:37I hear she's going to be engaged to Mr. Williams soon.
00:14:41But she's not even that pretty. Yeah, but who cares? She's worth billions.
00:14:45I hear T9 is going to merge with White Group. What does that mean for us?
00:14:49Pay raves.
00:14:51Mr. J, it was great talking to you today.
00:14:53I guarantee you that T6 is going to take your company to the next level.
00:14:58Yes, yes, of course.
00:15:05Okay.
00:15:07Um, talk to you next week.
00:15:10Hi, Simon.
00:15:13Um, Mia, what are you doing here?
00:15:17You haven't called or emailed me in a while.
00:15:19You haven't called or texted.
00:15:22You know, I've been busy.
00:15:33Your grandmother wanted me to check up on you.
00:15:37It's almost 5.30. We should go grab dinner.
00:15:40I made us reservations at Joel Rovachan.
00:15:44Your favorite.
00:15:45I, uh, got something else to do.
00:15:48Where?
00:15:50Bring me.
00:15:54Mia, go home.
00:16:00Simon!
00:16:13Hey, Aunt Marie.
00:16:14Yes?
00:16:16I need to tell you something.
00:16:17Oh, what?
00:16:19I got married this morning.
00:16:20That's nice, dear.
00:16:22Wait, what?
00:16:24I thought you and David broke up.
00:16:26I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth.
00:16:28She'll freak out and tell my parents.
00:16:30It'll just cause more drama back home.
00:16:38Um, I actually met this guy a while back,
00:16:40and we recently reconnected and hit it off.
00:16:43Plus, you know my visa situation.
00:16:46Yeah, but marriage?
00:16:48Already?
00:16:49Well, what's his name?
00:16:51How old is he?
00:16:52What's he do for a living?
00:16:55When's dinner?
00:16:56I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:16:59Almost, Paddy.
00:17:03This conversation's not over yet, Missy.
00:17:06Don't worry, Aunt Marie. I'll be fine.
00:17:10This conversation's not over yet, Missy.
00:17:13Don't worry, Aunt Marie. I'll be fine.
00:17:15Hmm?
00:17:19What?
00:17:21Wait, you seriously went and got yourself married?
00:17:24Who's the guy some homeless bubby found on the street?
00:17:26That's not nice.
00:17:27What? We all know she was marrying for the green card.
00:17:30She probably paid some homeless guy for it.
00:17:34First of all, his name is Simon.
00:17:36Second of all, he's actually a decent guy with a good job.
00:17:39Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
00:17:45I have to take this.
00:17:52Hey, is everything okay?
00:17:55Uh, what? I can't call and check on my wife?
00:18:01Of course you can, husband.
00:18:04I just get worried with James in the hospital and everything.
00:18:08No, everything's great with James.
00:18:10The doctor gave us the green light for the bone marrow donation.
00:18:13So that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:18:15Okay.
00:18:17Don't worry. I'm going to be with you every step of the way.
00:18:23Actually, I was calling about something else from the checklist.
00:18:28You said that you wanted a small wedding,
00:18:30so I was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping
00:18:33and then maybe buy some rings.
00:18:35Hey, listen, don't worry. I'm going to pay for everything.
00:18:39Pay for everything?
00:18:40Yeah, I'm going to pay for everything.
00:18:42I'm going to pay for everything.
00:18:43Okay.
00:18:46No need. I'm broke and I'll just find something online.
00:18:50We're just going to use it for props anyway,
00:18:52so there's no reason to waste money.
00:18:53No, no, no, really. It's no problem at all.
00:18:55No, it's okay. I'll be busy tomorrow anyway.
00:18:59I have to apply for jobs.
00:19:00Oh, okay. I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
00:19:03Have a good night.
00:19:07Wow, what an interesting girl.
00:19:10If she doesn't want to go shopping,
00:19:12I guess I'm going to have to bring the shopping to her.
00:19:15He's such a sweet guy.
00:19:29Who are you?
00:19:30Hi, I'm Joey from Style Public Relations.
00:19:32Is there a Miss Madison living here?
00:19:36Leslie, there's someone at the door for you.
00:19:38Hi, I'm Leslie Madison.
00:19:44Great, then let's get started.
00:20:06Wow, spectacular.
00:20:08That is amazing.
00:20:11What a vision.
00:20:13I love it.
00:20:15How are you even going to afford all this?
00:20:17You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:21Hayley.
00:20:27I love it.
00:20:29How are you even going to afford all this?
00:20:30You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:34Hayley.
00:20:36All of this looks lovely, but she's right.
00:20:40I don't think I can afford any of it.
00:20:43Oh, don't worry.
00:20:44Your husband already paid.
00:20:46Just pick whatever you like.
00:20:48Oh, I almost forgot.
00:20:49Susie, show her the shoes.
00:20:51Got it.
00:20:52Here, Miss Madison, let's try these on.
00:20:54This was a special order.
00:20:56Paid for already as well.
00:20:57Where are those limited edition?
00:21:00Let me try them on.
00:21:01Hayley, what are you doing?
00:21:02Wait a minute.
00:21:05Um, these are custom ordered for Miss Madison.
00:21:08The shoes are in her size.
00:21:36How did Simon even know my shoe size?
00:22:00Glad you like them.
00:22:02Simon.
00:22:06How are you?
00:22:06Firstly, this is your husband.
00:22:09Um, yeah.
00:22:11This is Simon.
00:22:12What the actual fuck?
00:22:16This is Simon.
00:22:18Simon, this is my aunt's family.
00:22:20We have Aunt Marie, Uncle Toby, and my cousin Hayley.
00:22:25Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you.
00:22:27Let's do dinner on me next time.
00:22:29Sounds good, Simon.
00:22:30But today, I have to plan for a beautiful wedding with my wife.
00:22:34Joey, we're all done here?
00:22:35Yes, Mr. Williams.
00:22:36We're all done here.
00:22:38Shall we?
00:22:57Wait.
00:22:58What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:00I'm not that rich.
00:23:01The car's just a rental.
00:23:08Wait.
00:23:10What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:13I'm not that rich.
00:23:14The car's just a rental.
00:23:30Wait.
00:23:45Simon, what is this place?
00:23:49She thinks this house is nice.
00:23:51I told Ted to find a modest place.
00:23:53This is where I'll be living.
00:23:55As a married couple.
00:24:01I know it's not much, but it's our new home.
00:24:04Wait, not much?
00:24:07What are you doing?
00:24:14I don't know.
00:24:19Wait.
00:24:21Wait.
00:24:24Wait.
00:24:26Wait.
00:24:27Not much.
00:24:29What are you talking about?
00:24:31This place is so nice.
00:24:34What are you, like a secret billionaire or something?
00:24:38I don't own it. I just rent it.
00:24:41How much do you pay for rent?
00:24:43I don't know if I can afford half. It's kind of expensive.
00:24:47I would never ask a woman to pay half the rent.
00:24:49Especially if that woman's my wife.
00:24:51Yeah, but I'm not your real wife.
00:24:53Of course I'm gonna help you pay rent.
00:24:55We can discuss it later.
00:24:57I want to go over some wedding details with you.
00:24:59I'm at a reservation at Sunset Resort next Saturday.
00:25:03Sunset Resort?
00:25:05Isn't that place like five grand an hour?
00:25:08No, no, no, no.
00:25:10Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
00:25:14Right here is perfect.
00:25:18Do you want a backyard wedding?
00:25:22Yeah, it's just photos for the immigration officer.
00:25:25You're spending money like you're a billionaire.
00:25:29What do you even do for a living?
00:25:33Um...
00:25:37What do you even do for a living?
00:25:41Um...
00:25:44I'm just a software engineer.
00:25:46Ah, so that's why you could afford all of this.
00:25:51Anyway, yes, please, can we just do a small wedding?
00:25:54It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
00:25:56As you wish. Feel free to invite some friends.
00:25:59You're right. I should call Teresa.
00:26:01We're gonna need some witnesses.
00:26:08I can't believe you went from breakup to married in like 72 hours.
00:26:13Well, he needed my bone marrow and I needed a green card.
00:26:18You know, this sounds exactly like the plot of a real short TV show.
00:26:25What's his name?
00:26:26Simon Williams.
00:26:30Simon Williams?
00:26:31As in billionaire?
00:26:33CEO Simon Williams?
00:26:37As in billionaire?
00:26:39CEO Simon Williams?
00:26:42Of course not.
00:26:44Simon Williams is a very common name.
00:26:47Are you sure?
00:26:48Because Simon Williams is super elusive.
00:26:50There are barely any photos of him on the internet.
00:26:53I think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
00:26:57He's just a regular software engineer.
00:26:59I'm sure he makes plenty of money with that job, but he's no billionaire.
00:27:06Yeah, I guess you're right. That would be insane.
00:27:09I wish.
00:27:10Okay, next question.
00:27:12Is he hot?
00:27:14Major eye candy.
00:27:16You'll see when you meet him at the wedding.
00:27:19The wedding!
00:27:20Should we cheer?
00:27:21Yes, let's do it.
00:27:28That's a good one.
00:27:30Oh, that is so cute.
00:27:32So cute.
00:27:33Again, again.
00:27:35You may take as many pictures of yourself as you wish,
00:27:39but do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:44Is that clear?
00:27:48But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:53Just give me a second.
00:28:05Hi.
00:28:06You must be Simon's grandmother.
00:28:09It's very nice to know.
00:28:11Let's cut the crap.
00:28:13I've seen hundreds of girls like you.
00:28:16And when this fake marriage fiasco is over,
00:28:19you'll be getting a divorce.
00:28:21Immediately.
00:28:23That was the agreement.
00:28:25Of course.
00:28:26If James' recovery goes without a hitch,
00:28:29we might think of giving you a little bit more.
00:28:32But don't even think about asking for anything extra.
00:28:35So you think I'm a gold digger?
00:28:38That couldn't be anything further from the truth.
00:28:41I came to this country when I was 21 all by myself on a work visa.
00:28:46And if my work visa wasn't expiring,
00:28:48I wouldn't even think to marry a stranger.
00:28:50So yes, I may be a poor, working-class immigrant,
00:28:55but you cannot look down on my character.
00:28:57I am not a gold digger.
00:29:00Of course not.
00:29:03Grandma, could you not scare my bride away?
00:29:07She's very hard to find.
00:29:10Sorry about my grandmother.
00:29:11Simon!
00:29:12It's okay.
00:29:13I understand.
00:29:15She's a little senile.
00:29:24Shall we?
00:29:25Let's go.
00:29:33Oh, I love it.
00:29:35Yes.
00:29:41Please.
00:29:42Perfect.
00:29:43Can you get this real quick?
00:29:44Yeah.
00:29:46Uh-huh.
00:29:48Perfect.
00:29:52All right.
00:29:53Now, bride, can you lift your chin up for me just a little bit?
00:29:57Right there.
00:29:58Okay.
00:29:59I'm going to need you to smile for the camera.
00:30:02Not for me, but for the immigration officer.
00:30:05And look like you love me.
00:30:07Okay.
00:30:08Now, how about a kiss for the camera, huh?
00:30:14I think he's right.
00:30:17How's a wedding photo going to be complete without a kiss?
00:30:29Oh!
00:30:44Man, I am so tired.
00:30:49Who would have thought even a small wedding would be so much work?
00:30:54Did you get enough photos?
00:30:55Oh, yeah.
00:30:58Teresa took some, and...
00:31:00Your photographer was fantastic.
00:31:02He made us look super legit.
00:31:03Whoa, just legit?
00:31:05We look cute in these.
00:31:07Okay, cute and legit.
00:31:10Oh, and your grandmother told me not to post anything on social media.
00:31:14Why is that?
00:31:16Yeah, it's because...
00:31:20we're just a private family.
00:31:23Hey, listen, I completely understand that you need to make this look legit.
00:31:27I'll just make a new Instagram and call it Leslie and Simon,
00:31:32and I'll post other photos there.
00:31:34Don't worry, I'll make it private,
00:31:36but it's for the immigration officer.
00:31:40That sounds good.
00:31:41Okay.
00:31:53Dr. Walker?
00:31:55Hey, slow down. Is everything okay?
00:32:00Hey, slow down. Is everything okay?
00:32:03Okay, we'll be right there.
00:32:07Doctor?
00:32:09Something urgent's come up.
00:32:10We need to go into surgery right now.
00:32:12Follow me.
00:32:13Please, keep calling Dr. Kempf.
00:32:15He won't do anything.
00:32:16Please try his receptionist and his wife.
00:32:18I'll apply a local anesthetic,
00:32:20but since this was sold last second,
00:32:22my anesthesiologist can't be here.
00:32:25Miss Madison,
00:32:27please lay down on your side and tuck your knees to your stomach.
00:32:37You're so brave.
00:32:39Thank you so much.
00:32:49Do you feel a sharp pain when the needle goes in?
00:32:51Hey, you're not helping.
00:32:59Here we go.
00:33:10Here we go.
00:33:12I have to pull through.
00:33:15Here we go.
00:33:17I have to pull through
00:33:19for Simon.
00:33:28I am so sorry.
00:33:44Leslie?
00:33:46Leslie!
00:33:54Hey.
00:33:58You're awake.
00:34:02Whoa, hey, how do you feel?
00:34:08My back kind of hurts.
00:34:10Um,
00:34:12my back kind of hurts,
00:34:14but other than that, I feel fine.
00:34:18What happened?
00:34:20You passed out.
00:34:22But the doctor said you're going to be fine.
00:34:26Okay.
00:34:28What about your brother?
00:34:29Is everything okay?
00:34:31The bone marrow transfusion
00:34:33has a success.
00:34:36Okay.
00:34:38It's...
00:34:44All thanks to you.
00:34:51All thanks to you.
00:35:06Okay.
00:35:12I'm hungry.
00:35:14I'm sorry,
00:35:16I didn't think of that.
00:35:18Do you want something to eat?
00:35:20Um, maybe just a bag of fries.
00:35:23No, I think you need something
00:35:25more nutritional than that.
00:35:27Just lay down, I'll be right back.
00:35:29Okay.
00:35:31Okay.
00:35:36Ted.
00:35:40I need to make some reservations at Epic.
00:35:44Hmm?
00:35:48Yes, clear the restaurant.
00:35:50All right, thank you.
00:36:06Cheers.
00:36:17Oh, I am so full.
00:36:20This is the best meal I've ever had.
00:36:22She's sharp in cooking. I'm an excellent chef.
00:36:24Really? No.
00:36:26You don't seem like the type.
00:36:28Well, there's a lot you don't know about me.
00:36:30Wife.
00:36:33You know,
00:36:35it's so strange.
00:36:37There's no one in here tonight.
00:36:39I thought this place was famous
00:36:41and the reservations were hard to come by.
00:36:43Well, it just so happens I'm a friend of the chef
00:36:45and he owed me a favor.
00:36:47So, here we are.
00:36:49Good job, Mr. Williams.
00:36:51Well, glad you like it, Mrs. Williams.
00:36:55That is still so strange to hear.
00:36:58Oh yeah, that reminds me.
00:37:00My friend told me earlier that
00:37:02you happen to have the same name
00:37:04as this billionaire CEO,
00:37:06Simon Williams.
00:37:10Just so we're on the same page.
00:37:12That isn't you, is it?
00:37:15Well, Leslie at.
00:37:17What do you mean you're closed?
00:37:19Yeah, there's literally two people sitting right there.
00:37:21Yeah, private dining, my ass.
00:37:27Wait, Leslie?
00:37:29Wait, Leslie?
00:37:35Wait, Leslie?
00:37:39Wow!
00:37:41Look at you, Leslie.
00:37:43Looks like you snagged yourself a rich guy.
00:37:45I always knew you were after my money.
00:37:47I am so sorry, Mrs. Williams,
00:37:49for the disturbance.
00:37:51Oh, this is your ex-girlfriend.
00:37:55Yeah, Sarah.
00:37:57Me and Leslie, my loser ex.
00:37:59I mean, she clearly
00:38:01cheated on me with this dude.
00:38:03Who are you to
00:38:05judge me and call me a cheater?
00:38:09Simon, let's go.
00:38:11I would leave her if I was you.
00:38:13She's a skank. She's probably just
00:38:15trying to use you.
00:38:19What the fuck, you psycho?
00:38:21I'm gonna sue you.
00:38:23Baby, are you okay?
00:38:25My wife is a skank.
00:38:27Make sure they're blacklisted.
00:38:29I want to hear them again.
00:38:41Thank you for
00:38:43what you did back there.
00:38:45But don't get yourself
00:38:47into trouble.
00:38:49Violence is not the answer.
00:38:51Well, of course
00:38:53it's not the answer, but
00:38:55there's a solution.
00:38:59You want to talk about it?
00:39:01What's there to talk about?
00:39:03I basically saw everything.
00:39:07He was my boyfriend of two years.
00:39:09We even got engaged.
00:39:13I asked him to help me and marry me.
00:39:15Instead, he dumped me
00:39:17and got somebody better.
00:39:19Like Sarah.
00:39:21He doesn't deserve you.
00:39:23I just never want to be
00:39:25in that situation again.
00:39:27Begging someone
00:39:29to help me, feeling so powerless.
00:39:31I want my fate
00:39:33to lie in my own hands.
00:39:39I know exactly what you mean.
00:39:47James plays piano.
00:39:51I felt so powerless
00:39:53when he got sick.
00:39:55I couldn't do anything.
00:39:57When the doctor
00:39:59showed me your photo,
00:40:01I had hope again.
00:40:21James plays piano.
00:40:41I'm sorry.
00:40:43I didn't mean to wake you.
00:40:45Morning.
00:40:47Would you like breakfast in bed?
00:40:49Are you offering me breakfast?
00:40:53I told you I'm a fantastic chef.
00:40:55Plus, it gives me a chance
00:40:57to show off my cooking skills.
00:40:59Well, I'm quite the chef myself.
00:41:01Oh, well, a competition then.
00:41:05Oh, you're wrong.
00:41:07Oh, you have something right here.
00:41:19James plays piano.
00:41:29This is the moment of truth.
00:41:31I try yours, and you try mine.
00:41:33Here we go.
00:41:37Here we go.
00:41:49How is it?
00:41:55Oh, come on.
00:41:57I'm just kidding. It's delicious.
00:42:01It's actually really good.
00:42:13Was it good?
00:42:15Mm-hmm.
00:42:17Here.
00:42:27Yummy.
00:42:29That's weird.
00:42:35What?
00:42:39I got a meeting.
00:42:41I gotta go to the office.
00:42:43Do you have any plans?
00:42:45I have an interview. I gotta go.
00:42:47Hang on a second. I can give you a ride.
00:42:53Darling, you're back.
00:42:55How wonderful.
00:42:57You look beautiful, Francesca.
00:42:59No, sweetheart.
00:43:01You're a doll.
00:43:03Come, let's have some tea.
00:43:05I'm so glad that you're back.
00:43:07I know. I missed you.
00:43:09Sit down, darling.
00:43:11So nice to see you.
00:43:13How are your parents?
00:43:15They're great for your health.
00:43:17Oh, darling, that's so kind of you.
00:43:19But you don't need to bring us anything.
00:43:21You're practically family.
00:43:23That's the thing, Francesca.
00:43:25I don't think Simon will marry me.
00:43:27Of course he's going to marry you.
00:43:29We've been talking about this wedding for years.
00:43:33And who else could run with my Simon
00:43:35except you?
00:43:39But I've done everything I can, Francesca.
00:43:41I make the time to see him.
00:43:43He says no.
00:43:45Darling, he's just a little preoccupied at the moment.
00:43:47Preoccupied? With what?
00:43:51Francesca, I don't think I can do this.
00:43:53If Simon doesn't want me,
00:43:55I don't...
00:43:59I'm going to tell you something.
00:44:01But you have to promise me
00:44:03you will not tell anyone else.
00:44:05Of course.
00:44:07You have my word.
00:44:11Just my luck.
00:44:17Sarah, meet Leslie,
00:44:19my loser ex.
00:44:23Sit down, Miss Madison.
00:44:25This is a professional setting.
00:44:27You're just going to walk out of an interview?
00:44:37When I saw your resume,
00:44:39I almost laughed.
00:44:41I thought I just had to interview you.
00:44:45So,
00:44:47Miss Madison,
00:44:49tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:44:53Miss Madison,
00:44:55tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:44:59I was laid off
00:45:01because the company decided to outsource
00:45:03the whole department.
00:45:05I wasn't fired.
00:45:07I know so many people
00:45:09just like you, Miss Madison.
00:45:11They always blame their problems on others.
00:45:13They never take responsibility for themselves.
00:45:15There's actually a word for that.
00:45:17It's spelled
00:45:19L-O-S-E-R.
00:45:21Loser.
00:45:23Thank you for interviewing me.
00:45:25You're very professional.
00:45:29The boss should be proud.
00:45:37Hey, it's me.
00:45:39So, there's this girl
00:45:41named Leslie Madison.
00:45:43Get the word out to all our HR friends.
00:45:45She slept with her boss
00:45:47at her previous job
00:45:49and that's why she got fired.
00:45:57What is that deliciousness I smell?
00:45:59I smell all the way down from the driveway.
00:46:01I'm glad you're home.
00:46:03Dinner is ready.
00:46:05I can't tell you how strange it is
00:46:07to come to a warm house
00:46:09and already have dinner on the table.
00:46:11You're incredible.
00:46:13Where do you usually come home to?
00:46:35Usually darkness.
00:46:39Well, you have me now.
00:46:41And this is the least I could do to repay you.
00:46:45Oh, and I'm going to pay you back
00:46:47as soon as I get a job.
00:46:49How's it going, by the way?
00:46:51The job interview?
00:46:53Don't remind me. It was the worst.
00:46:55But it's okay.
00:46:57I have a bunch of other interviews
00:46:59lined up, so it's going to be fine.
00:47:01No, I love a good story.
00:47:03Okay, so
00:47:05remember that girl, Sarah?
00:47:07Shut up.
00:47:09She was just like, oh yeah,
00:47:11I'm going to get you. I'm going to make sure
00:47:13that you're not getting this job.
00:47:25Hi.
00:47:27I'm Leslie Madison. I'm here for an interview.
00:47:29Let me check.
00:47:33Leslie, I'm so sorry.
00:47:35Your interview has been cancelled.
00:47:37What?
00:47:39Why?
00:47:41That I do not know.
00:47:53Hi. This is Leslie Madison.
00:47:55I'm calling to confirm my interview for this afternoon.
00:47:57Cancelled.
00:47:59Right.
00:48:01Got it.
00:48:03Thanks.
00:48:11Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:48:13Slow down there, Bestie.
00:48:15What is going on?
00:48:17Something terrible is happening.
00:48:27So you're telling me
00:48:29that all your interviews were cancelled on you?
00:48:31Yup.
00:48:33And they were all like,
00:48:35you're not a suitable candidate anymore
00:48:37or some bullshit like
00:48:39this position has already been filled.
00:48:41That is very weird.
00:48:43Right? It's like
00:48:45somebody's trying to sabotage me.
00:48:47Hmm. I have a friend
00:48:49of mine who's a headhunter. I'm going to text her
00:48:51and just see if she knows anything.
00:48:53Oh my lord.
00:48:55What?
00:48:57Okay, enough of that.
00:48:59I can't carry you home, sis.
00:49:01Look,
00:49:03there's a private Discord chat
00:49:05where all the HRs in the city post their
00:49:07shady candidates.
00:49:09And you're on there.
00:49:13What?
00:49:17What the actual fuck?
00:49:19I can't believe it.
00:49:21Here, drink some water.
00:49:23You've had far too much alcohol.
00:49:25Here you go.
00:49:33I hate this.
00:49:37Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:49:39Hey, nope, nope, nope.
00:49:41We're going to put you down
00:49:43and we are going to call your husband
00:49:45to come pick you up.
00:49:47I think you texted me.
00:49:49He's not even my husband.
00:49:51He's fake.
00:49:55Well, I don't know about that.
00:49:59You look pretty real to me.
00:50:01I saw the way he looked at you.
00:50:03That boy is crazy about you.
00:50:09That boy.
00:50:11These numbers are all wrong.
00:50:14These numbers are all wrong.
00:50:19Ted, call a meeting
00:50:21with the data team right now.
00:50:23Yes, sir.
00:50:27Leslie?
00:50:29I'm going to be a little...
00:50:33I'll be there in ten minutes.
00:50:35Mr. Williams, the meeting.
00:50:37Cancel it, Tim.
00:50:39This is a changed man.
00:50:44Oh, hey.
00:50:48Thank you for calling.
00:50:50Is everything okay?
00:50:52It's barely six. Why is she like this?
00:50:54Hey, come on.
00:50:56Hey, come on. We got to go.
00:50:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:00Can you help me, please?
00:51:02Yes.
00:51:04One, two, three.
00:51:06Oh, God, get your shoes.
00:51:08I told you, you're so cute.
00:51:10So this is what you're like
00:51:12when you're drunk, okay.
00:51:14Come on, come on, look.
00:51:16Whoa, whoa, okay, all right.
00:51:18Why don't you want to kiss me?
00:51:20All right, watch your head there.
00:51:22Careful.
00:51:26Okay.
00:51:28All right.
00:51:33Well, Tracy, you need a ride?
00:51:35Oh, no, I'll just walk.
00:51:37I'm too close.
00:51:39Okay.
00:51:41Can you let me in? What's going on?
00:51:43Oh, boy.
00:51:45Uh...
00:51:47There's a rumor going around about Leslie
00:51:49that it could not be further from the truth.
00:51:53A rumor? What did it say?
00:52:01Hey, Ted, I'm going to send you a screenshot,
00:52:04show it to our HR,
00:52:06and ask her who's spreading that false information.
00:52:11Okay.
00:52:31Okay.
00:52:33Simon.
00:52:35Yes?
00:52:37Let's drink some wine.
00:52:39How about maybe tomorrow?
00:52:41No, I want wine.
00:52:44No, no wine.
00:52:46Please?
00:52:48No! I want wine!
00:52:50No!
00:52:52How about we make omelets?
00:52:54I tell you what, how about a cooking competition?
00:52:56Okay, all right.
00:52:58Why are you hiding the wine from me?
00:53:00I didn't hide the wine from you.
00:53:02I think you drank all of it.
00:53:04Don't you want us to have fun?
00:53:10Um...
00:53:12Put this on.
00:53:39Put this on.
00:53:41Don't tell me what to do.
00:53:48I don't want to be here.
00:54:05No touch.
00:54:10Um...
00:54:14Leslie?
00:54:18Hey, wake up.
00:54:39Hey, wake up.
00:55:10Um...
00:55:15Simon?
00:55:17Hmm?
00:55:19You're naked!
00:55:26Do you remember what you did last night?
00:55:32What did I do?
00:55:34Please don't be embarrassing.
00:55:37Maybe I'm your little reminder.
00:55:51Hey, why don't you tell me you're having trouble finding work?
00:55:54How did you know about that?
00:55:56Teresa told me.
00:56:00Oh, um...
00:56:02I didn't want to bother you.
00:56:04I'll figure it out.
00:56:06Leslie, you know you can rely on me.
00:56:10I'm your husband.
00:56:12Fake husband.
00:56:18Leslie, it doesn't have to be like that.
00:56:23What do you mean?
00:56:25I've fallen for you.
00:56:29Do you have feelings for me, too?
00:56:32Of course I do, but what are you saying?
00:56:35That we just not get divorced when our agreement is up?
00:56:38No, no, what I'm saying is give us a shot.
00:56:45Okay.
00:56:48Okay.
00:56:59So you're saying that the rumor came from someone from social media.
00:57:02Do you have a name?
00:57:04Just a first name. Sarah.
00:57:06I'm still looking into it.
00:57:08Sarah.
00:57:09Instead he talked to me.
00:57:11And got somebody better.
00:57:13Like Sarah.
00:57:15Sarah.
00:57:17I know exactly who that is.
00:57:19Looks like I'm going to pay a visit to Central Media.
00:57:22Oh, and Ted.
00:57:24I know who Leslie's ex-boyfriend is.
00:57:26I think a few people are going to lose their job today.
00:57:28Wait, Mr. Williams, what about your meetings today?
00:57:30Cancel them.
00:57:34What am I, a detective now?
00:57:40Everyone, look busy!
00:57:42We've got an important guest coming.
00:57:44Watch out!
00:57:46What's up with her?
00:57:48I just got a call from T6 corporate office.
00:57:50Their CEO, Simon Williams, is coming.
00:57:52Right now.
00:57:54Whoa, T6 CEO.
00:57:56That's a huge potential client.
00:58:05Mr. Williams, what brings you in today?
00:58:08Two things.
00:58:10I know that Central Media is looking for investors.
00:58:12I would love to make a proposal.
00:58:14And the second thing?
00:58:16I need you to fire someone.
00:58:24Mr. Williams.
00:58:26I apologize for something like this to happen in my company.
00:58:30That employee will be dealt with promptly.
00:58:34I look forward to doing business together.
00:58:42Hi.
00:58:44Leslie Madison speaking.
00:58:48Thank you so much.
00:58:50Okay.
00:58:54I got hired.
00:58:56I got hired!
00:59:00Fiona, you wanted to see me?
00:59:02Come in.
00:59:08Sarah.
00:59:10Sarah.
00:59:12You've been working for me for three years, haven't you?
00:59:14Yes, ma'am.
00:59:16Three years on the dot.
00:59:18Then I just have to say,
00:59:20I am disappointed in you.
00:59:22I am disappointed in you.
00:59:24And I'm disappointed in myself
00:59:26for my misjudgment of character.
00:59:30Fiona, I don't understand.
00:59:32I will not tolerate slandering in this company!
00:59:36Spreading false rumors about other women
00:59:38so they can't get hired?
00:59:40I...
00:59:42Sarah! Pack your shit up.
00:59:44You're fired.
00:59:46Fiona, please give me another chance.
00:59:48I'll do better. I promise.
00:59:50I can't lose my job.
00:59:52Even if I wanted to give you a second chance,
00:59:54I can't.
00:59:56Why?
00:59:58Because you pissed off the most powerful man in this city.
01:00:00Who?
01:00:02Who?
01:00:04You don't know.
01:00:06CEO of T6.
01:00:08Simon Williams.
01:00:10That woman that you slandered?
01:00:12That was his wife.
01:00:14You should just be lucky
01:00:16they are not pressing charges.
01:00:28I am breaking up with you.
01:00:30What?
01:00:32What do you mean, baby? Why?
01:00:34I'm tired.
01:00:36Wait. I did too.
01:00:38And it was for no reason.
01:00:40No reason?
01:00:42Of course there's a reason, you dumbass.
01:00:44She's married to T6 Group's CEO,
01:00:46Simon Williams.
01:00:48It's something you should have told me about.
01:00:50Wait. That's impossible.
01:00:52Sarah.
01:00:54Sarah, wait. What are you doing?
01:00:56Really.
01:00:58Fuck you, David.
01:01:00You ruined my life.
01:01:02Sarah.
01:01:04Sarah, wait.
01:01:14This looks great.
01:01:16What's the occasion?
01:01:18So, remember that Sarah girl who was giving me a really hard time
01:01:20at the interview?
01:01:22Yes, I recall.
01:01:24So, the company, Century Media, they actually hired me.
01:01:26And then when I asked about Sarah,
01:01:28they said she's no longer working there.
01:01:30Also, a bunch of other companies have been calling me back
01:01:32to interview me again.
01:01:34It's like, bam!
01:01:36Suddenly, my life is just spiraling uphill.
01:01:38So, tonight,
01:01:40dinner is on me.
01:01:42I'm really happy for you.
01:01:48I have a new job. Filed for a green card.
01:01:50Life is just
01:01:52so, so good.
01:01:54I feel like you're my lucky star.
01:01:56Leslie.
01:01:58I think we should take our relationship public.
01:02:00What do you mean?
01:02:02Everyone around me knows about us,
01:02:04and your family knows about us.
01:02:06The thing is,
01:02:08we're going to have to have a whole press conference.
01:02:10It's this whole family thing.
01:02:12Simon!
01:02:14So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:20So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:22Simon.
01:02:24Simon?
01:02:26Who's this?
01:02:28I'm Mia White, his fiancé.
01:02:30She's not my fiancé.
01:02:32It's just a family thing.
01:02:34Listen, I was going to explain everything to you.
01:02:36I have no intention of being with her.
01:02:38But you have to admit,
01:02:40I'm the only one your family or the press would approve.
01:02:42We belong in the same world, Simon.
01:02:46Not this immigrant trash
01:02:48you're only using to save your brother's life.
01:02:50Immigrant trash?
01:02:52You rude bitch.
01:02:56Wait.
01:02:58You told her?
01:03:00No, I have no...
01:03:02Mia, I need you to leave.
01:03:04I'm warning you.
01:03:06No.
01:03:08Don't go anywhere.
01:03:10I want to know exactly what's going on.
01:03:16Why are you both talking about the press today?
01:03:18What's going on?
01:03:20What are you hiding from me, Simon?
01:03:24You still don't know?
01:03:26Simon Williams,
01:03:28the man you have no business marrying,
01:03:30is CEO of T6 Group.
01:03:32Multi-billionaire.
01:03:34Richest man in the world.
01:03:36Generational wealth.
01:03:38Should I go on?
01:03:40Is that all true?
01:03:44It's still me.
01:03:46It's still me.
01:03:48Nothing's changed. I was going to tell you today.
01:03:50Everything has changed.
01:03:52You lied to me.
01:03:54Let's just talk about this when we get home, okay?
01:03:56You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:00You're not one of us.
01:04:02What do you bring to the table?
01:04:04Mia, shut the fuck up.
01:04:06I'm going to do it for you.
01:04:08Leslie, wait.
01:04:10Leslie!
01:04:12Leslie, please stop. Look what you did.
01:04:14Simon, wait.
01:04:16Leslie!
01:04:24You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:28You don't really bring anything to the table.
01:04:30Leslie, wait, please.
01:04:32Let me explain.
01:04:34Explain what, Simon?
01:04:36Explain why you lied to me?
01:04:38Explain that you have a fiancé and you still married me?
01:04:40None of that matters.
01:04:42Why are you mad?
01:04:44I'm not upset. I'm hurt.
01:04:46How could you hurt me like this?
01:04:48You made me fall in love with you
01:04:50just to shatter my dream.
01:04:52When you told me to give us a chance,
01:04:54I really thought about it.
01:04:56I really thought that we could be together.
01:04:58Why not?
01:05:00I mean...
01:05:02Nothing has changed, Leslie.
01:05:04Look at me.
01:05:06I love you.
01:05:08Then why did you tell me you rented that place?
01:05:10Why did you switch out your car?
01:05:12I'll tell you why, Simon.
01:05:14Because deep down in your heart,
01:05:16you believe what Mia said.
01:05:18We aren't from the same world.
01:05:20A girl like me can't date a guy like you.
01:05:24Don't follow me.
01:05:26Please.
01:05:36Oh, Leslie.
01:05:38What's happened?
01:05:44What?
01:05:52God, you really are a loser.
01:05:54Here.
01:05:56Have some tea.
01:05:58It's just a breakup.
01:06:00It's not that big a deal.
01:06:02Men are stupid anyways.
01:06:04Yeah, you could say that again.
01:06:06So what's your next step?
01:06:08I think I'm going to go back to my country.
01:06:10I want to go home.
01:06:12I'm tired.
01:06:14Really? You're going to give up on your American dream?
01:06:18My American dream is dead holy.
01:06:20That's a crock of bull.
01:06:22Listen to me, Leslie.
01:06:24Yeah, that Simon guy is kinda hot.
01:06:26And yeah, he's really rich.
01:06:28But he's not that special.
01:06:30At the end of the day,
01:06:32he's just a dude with a ball sack between two legs.
01:06:34You know how many men there are in this world?
01:06:36Four billion.
01:06:38Get over it.
01:06:40And don't let anyone stop you from living your dream.
01:06:52If you decide to go public with this,
01:06:54I will kill myself.
01:07:02Is this the TMZ?
01:07:04Yes, I was recording.
01:07:06Hello!
01:07:08And thank you for coming on such short notice.
01:07:10I have called this press conference
01:07:12because I would like the general public
01:07:14and all of the T6 shareholders to know two things.
01:07:16Number one,
01:07:18T6 will not be completing
01:07:20the merger with the White group
01:07:22for the foreseeable future.
01:07:24What about your engagement with Mia White?
01:07:26I would like to keep
01:07:28my personal life private.
01:07:30And that leads me to the second thing
01:07:32I would like to let the public know.
01:07:34I, Simon Williams,
01:07:36am proudly married to a foreign national.
01:07:38Now, I understand that T6 has
01:07:40sensitive contracts with the government
01:07:42involving national security.
01:07:44But rest assured,
01:07:46she is a normal civilian.
01:07:48In fact, I think people like her
01:07:50is what makes America a special place.
01:07:52And I love her very much.
01:07:54Leslie,
01:07:56if you're watching,
01:07:58this one is for you.
01:08:02No further questions.
01:08:04I need to go see my wife.
01:08:08I think people like her
01:08:10is what makes America a special place.
01:08:12I love her very much.
01:08:14Leslie, if you're watching,
01:08:16this one is for you.
01:08:18How can you embarrass me like this, Simon?
01:08:20Hello, is this ICE?
01:08:22Great.
01:08:24I'd like to report a case
01:08:26for green card fraud.
01:08:28In fact,
01:08:30I think people like her
01:08:32is what makes America a special place.
01:08:34I love her very much.
01:08:36Leslie, if you're watching,
01:08:38this one is for you.
01:08:42I will not be taking
01:08:44any further questions.
01:08:46No further questions.
01:08:48I will not be taking any further questions.
01:08:50Holy shit! Did you hear that, Marie?
01:08:52Bro, you married the Simon Williams
01:08:54and you let him get away?
01:09:06Tell me that Leslie's here.
01:09:10Leslie, I'm so sorry.
01:09:12Deep down inside,
01:09:14I think I was afraid to tell you
01:09:16because I enjoyed
01:09:18the time I got to spend with you.
01:09:20As Simon.
01:09:22Not Simon
01:09:24Williams, CEO of T6.
01:09:26Just a normal guy,
01:09:28Simon.
01:09:30Who likes to cook and eat
01:09:32and who's goofy in selfies
01:09:34and likes to cuddle in bed.
01:09:38But I only am that version when I'm with you.
01:09:40What are you saying, Simon?
01:09:42That you like to play pretend with me?
01:09:44No, Leslie.
01:09:46What I'm saying is
01:09:48I can finally be myself
01:09:50when I'm with you.
01:09:52I have never loved a woman
01:09:54as much as I've loved you.
01:09:56But what about your family?
01:09:58Your grandmother hates me.
01:10:00Well, that
01:10:02took some persuading.
01:10:04Maybe a threat.
01:10:06But she approves of you.
01:10:08But she approves of you.
01:10:10And
01:10:12she even gave something
01:10:14to me to give to you.
01:10:20Leslie,
01:10:22what I'm asking is
01:10:24will you marry me
01:10:26again, for real this time?
01:10:28If you don't marry him,
01:10:30I will.
01:10:32Just so you know, this is going on TikTok.
01:10:34Hello, Mariam.
01:10:36The answer is yes.
01:10:48I didn't think I would be in your wedding
01:10:50twice.
01:10:52If there's a third one, you're going to have to start paying me.
01:10:56Well, James has finally
01:10:58recovered, so
01:11:00he didn't get to be in the first one.
01:11:02We wanted to do a second one
01:11:04so that he could be in it.
01:11:10You look so beautiful.
01:11:14Hi, James.
01:11:16Hi, Grandma.
01:11:18You are looking better every day.
01:11:20All thanks to you. Thank you.
01:11:22I'd like a few moments
01:11:24alone with the bride, please.
01:11:26Major déjà vu moment.
01:11:28Well,
01:11:30I may
01:11:32never know what Simon
01:11:34sees in you, but I've
01:11:36never seen him happier.
01:11:38You're a good one, so thank you.
01:11:40And welcome to the family,
01:11:42Leslie.
01:11:48You know,
01:11:50I've asked him plenty of times, but I can
01:11:52never get a straight answer out of him.
01:11:54How did he manage to
01:11:56get you to agree?
01:12:00You know,
01:12:02I've asked him plenty of times, but I can
01:12:04never get a straight answer out of him.
01:12:06How did he manage to
01:12:08get you to agree?
01:12:10He threatened me.
01:12:12He told me he couldn't get it up
01:12:14with anyone but you,
01:12:16and that if I wanted great-grandchildren,
01:12:18he would have to be with you.
01:12:20He also said
01:12:22that he promised me five
01:12:24that he promised me five
01:12:26great-grandbabies.
01:12:28Five?
01:12:30I didn't agree to that.
01:12:32Well, that was the deal, and I know
01:12:34you're going to honor it.
01:12:38Okay.
01:12:40Amen.
01:12:52Amen.
01:12:54You may now kiss the bride.
01:13:04Amen.
01:13:06You may now kiss the bride.
01:13:10Woo!
01:13:16I love you, wife.
01:13:18I love you, husband.
01:13:20Give me your bouquet. I need it.
01:13:22I need to get married next.
01:13:24She's still in college.
01:13:26We ain't even gonna marry.
01:13:28You'll see.
01:13:34Hey. What are you drinking?
01:13:36Orange juice.
01:13:38Yes?
01:13:40Can I be your girlfriend?
01:13:42I gotta go.
01:13:44Oh, I'll come with you.
01:13:46No worries at all.
01:13:50You know that I received a direct report
01:13:52that your marriage is fake, right?
01:13:54That's green card fraud.
01:13:56No, ma'am. I guarantee that we are very much in love.
01:13:58That's what they all say.
01:14:00How long have you two known each other?
01:14:02Two months.
01:14:04You expect me to believe
01:14:06that you met, fell in love,
01:14:08and got married all in two months?
01:14:10Well, Romeo and Juliet
01:14:12met, fell in love,
01:14:14and died all in three days,
01:14:16so I don't think time is a good measurement of love.
01:14:20I've been doing this
01:14:22for 20 years.
01:14:24I see right through you.
01:14:26All I can say
01:14:28is if you don't go out and get me
01:14:30some concrete evidence,
01:14:32then I'm gonna deny your claim.
01:14:34Wait. What is concrete evidence?
01:14:36Any children
01:14:38produced by the result of your marriage
01:14:40would be considered concrete evidence.
01:14:42Need any other hints?
01:14:48Well, looks like we're gonna have to make some babies.
01:14:54It's okay.