Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards! Join us as we count down the South Park episodes that never get old. From Cartman's schemes to Randy's antics, these are the stories we can't stop watching. Which episode do you find yourself coming back to again and again?
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00:00Dude, we've been waiting forever. Well, I'm sorry
00:02I had to take a dump if you didn't eat so much you wouldn't have diarrhea all the time fat ass
00:07Hey, I don't need to take any lip from a freaking girl. Welcome to watch mojo and today
00:12We're counting down our picks for the South Park episodes that never get old
00:19Now I'm starting to get angry so I pull out my gun
00:25Number 20
00:26Simpsons already did it. They will live only to remember with sorrow how great the Sun used to be
00:33It'll be just like on The Simpsons in this extremely meta episode butters alter-ego professor chaos
00:40Sets out to hatch evil schemes
00:43Unfortunately, though every idea he comes up with has already been done by another cartoon
00:49The story plays off the long-standing comparison between South Park and Simpsons
00:55Tackling the notion that nothing in pop culture is truly original as professor chaos grows increasingly frustrated
01:02his antics offer a fresh take on imitation in the creative industry a blend of satire and absurdity makes
01:10Simpsons already did it one of our favorites
01:12We also get a lot of tweak who temporarily serves as a replacement Kenny his nervous energy is always
01:20Endearingly uncomfortable
01:29Number 19 miss teacher bangs a boy
01:33Ike this is crazy. I'm your teacher
01:36How can we be having these feelings for each other only South Park could take a subject?
01:41So disgusting and still make it funny here
01:44We're treated to a sharp commentary on double standards as Kyle tries to intervene in the relationship
01:50His little brother has developed with his kindergarten teacher this cringe yet powerful episode dives right into the subject of teacher-student
01:59relationships featuring a desperate Kyle attempting to look out for his brother and
02:03Cartman as an entertaining caricature of dog the bounty hunter though
02:08It may be hard to ever look at Ike Broflovsky the same way again
02:12At least we get a legendary meme out of the deal nice nice nice
02:20Number 18
02:21Why are you so angry?
02:24Because you took my Xbox is this about more than your video game
02:27Are you feeling angry at me because you think I'm here to change your life and this season 10 favorite Leanne Cartman?
02:34Finally seeks help for her son's out-of-control behavior when the obvious route of hiring nanny themed television programs fails
02:41Leanne requests the help of the dog whisperer himself Caesar Milan using his dog training expertise
02:49Caesar tackles Cartman's manipulative bratty tendencies by treating him like a misbehaving canine
02:55Cartman who's used to getting his way finds himself powerless against Caesars calm
03:00Assertive presence leading to a more submissive version of him than we've ever seen
03:05The episode brilliantly parodies reality shows and behavioral therapy highlighting Cartman's chaotic personality and a new light
03:22Number 17 you have zero friends
03:35Yeah
03:36Social media is so ingrained in our lives now that it's hard to remember when it was new
03:41But when Facebook first rose to popularity
03:44Trey and Matt jumped at the chance to dive into it after Stan's friends pressure him to create an account
03:50He's quickly overwhelmed by the demands of maintaining superficial yet. Somehow so important online friendships
03:57Meanwhile Kyle becomes fixated on his friend count and lonely Kip Geordie with no online
04:04Friends becomes an unexpected focus you have zero friends sheds light on the pressures and insecurities
04:12Tied to social media making it a relatable fan favorite that withstands the test of time
04:20Thank God number 16
04:23Medicinal fried chicken well sir we can't just sell the marijuana to anybody you need a reference from your doctor to show. It's necessary oh
04:31That's dumb
04:33Okay, okay?
04:33I'll be right back when KFC is banned in South Park Cartman becomes immersed in the black market
04:39Turning fried chicken into a profitable high-stakes smuggling business amidst this scarface parody
04:46Brandy learns you can qualify for medical marijuana if he develops a serious condition
04:52leading to one of his most brilliantly stupid ideas
04:56Intentionally exposing himself to radiation to give himself testicular cancer. How's that for priorities?
05:03With Randy bouncing around town on his oversized space hopper and Cartman's scheming away
05:08Medicinal fried chicken aptly lampoons the crazy things people will do to indulge their vices
05:20Number 15 tweak x Craig
05:23Okay, let's try it out. No you want to extinction instead the shits important the South Park fandom is known for creating some
05:30Unexpected pairings, but few fans ever expect these ships to make it onto the actual show in the case of tweak
05:38X Craig however, that's exactly what happened
05:42It's season 19 and the stoic Craig Tucker suddenly finds himself in an unexpected
05:48Relationship with the anxious tweak tweak after the town discovers
05:52Yeah, we art depicting them as a couple
05:55What starts as a joke about fans shipping evolves into a surprisingly thoughtful exploration of relationships and
06:03Identity the episode serves as a testament to the creators respect for an engagement with their massive fan base
06:10I like gay Craig I
06:13Love you
06:15Here's a hundred dollars
06:17Number 14 the return of the fellowship of the ring to the two towers
06:22Then let me go with you, okay fine butters, but if you're gonna hang out with us you have to play like Lord of the Rings
06:28Yeah, okay
06:32Both fans and the show's creators ranked this among the best when the boys are tasked with delivering a Lord of the Rings DVD to
06:39Butters they embark on an epic journey with several parallels to the work of JRR Tolkien
06:46Unbeknownst to them however the DVD is actually a notoriously graphic adult film
06:51The result is a legendary blend of clever references
06:56ingenious tie-ins and of course
06:58Spot-on humor it captures the innocence of childhood play and the absurdity of mistaken adult mishaps
07:04Even if you're unfamiliar with the source material, it's hard not to enjoy this season 6 classic
07:14Number 13 the passion of the Jew this is an R-rated movie
07:19Yeah, I know but I have to but because this is such an important film that accurately depicts his selfless acts of Jesus Christ
07:26I'll let you in to see it
07:28Thanks here South Park tackles religious fervor
07:33Controversy and fanaticism through the lens of 2004's the passion of the Christ after seeing the film
07:40Cartman becomes disturbingly obsessed and rallies others with his intense new religious zeal while Kyle is left questioning his Jewish
07:48identity Stan and Kenny confront Mel Gibson himself discovering his eccentric behavior and extreme views in an
07:55exaggerated encounter the satire cuts deep poking fun at the polarizing impact of the film and
08:03Fanaticism in general not only does the passion of the Jew balance outrageous humor with a sharp critique of blind devotion
08:10But it was one of the first media to suggest Gibson might not be entirely all there
08:16What's wrong with him number 12 Butters very own episode, what do you say?
08:28At the tail end of season 5 Butters finally gets a day in the spotlight and even his own theme song
08:35Naturally, this means a full episode of South Park's favorite punching bag being put through even more torment through the eyes of this sweet
08:43Naive character we get front-row seats to a cascade of darkly humorous events
08:49Driven by his dysfunctional and abusive home life this pivotal story demonstrates Butters
08:54Unwavering optimism and resilience no matter how chaotic his surroundings are to boot fans love spending time
09:01With the chipper and innocent Butters whose popularity rose to new heights after this episode
09:07I really wish I didn't know that stuff. I guess I learned that sometimes line can be for the best
09:12Number 11 cartoon wars part 1 and 2
09:25This two-parter zeroes in on a concept that lies at the heart of South Park
09:30Censorship well also taking some well-aimed jabs at another adult cartoon when the town learns that family guy plans to portray the
09:38Prophet Muhammad Cartman and Kyle race to Los Angeles with conflicting agendas
09:43Cartman hoping to get the show canceled out of spite and Kyle arguing for freedom of expression
09:49In fact, it's here that Kyle utters what may be the entire series is most poignant line
09:59Cartoon wars is both a thoughtful critique and a comedic gem too bad
10:03They made it so hard to find number 10 the losing edge
10:09Standing right here. How do you want to handle it? I told you to shut up
10:16The creators revealed that this season 9 episode started with a simple idea
10:21Wouldn't the boys look adorable in Little League uniforms while they certainly do the losing edge also delivers plenty of laughs
10:29The fourth grade boys find themselves stuck playing ball all summer
10:33But they hate it and won out their new goal lose as many games as possible to end the season early
10:40Unfortunately, their opponents are just as determined to avoid winning creating a ridiculously backward competition
10:47Meanwhile, Randy Mars steals the spotlight with his over-the-top antics
10:52Culminating in a showdown with the infamous bat dad. This place is the losing edge among the best around
10:59I didn't hear no bell
11:02Yeah
11:03number nine the coon trilogy
11:06Mysterion you and the human kite get on the computer and dig up what you can
11:09Tupperware mosquitoes scan the news toolshed. You run a perimeter check with Iron Maiden
11:16In this gripping parody the boys of Garrison's class assume their own superhero and villain identities
11:23The saga features an egomaniacal coon the brooding Mysterion the so-called evil professor chaos
11:30Mint-berry crunch and more after being kicked out of the league
11:34He created amidst the Gulf of Mexico oil spill disaster. The coon is determined to preserve his hero status
11:41Eventually enlisting the help of the Dark Lord Cthulhu. It makes sense in context
11:46Plus the trilogy finally provides insight into one of the show's longest running mysteries
11:53Even those who aren't DC or Marvel fans find themselves on the edge of their seats throughout this trilogy
12:00Well, come back and visit any time dude. I will
12:07Number eight
12:09Awesome-o, you should tell Asimo all your most personal secrets
12:13Asimo will not make fun of you or tell your secrets to other people instead
12:17Hey, yeah
12:18Well, I can tell you anything, huh?
12:19What starts as a typical Cartman prank turns into a rare moment of comeuppance for the series is most heartless character
12:27Cartman disguises himself as a Japanese robot named awesome-o to mess with the ever impressionable Butters
12:34Before he can reveal his true identity
12:36Butters confides in his robot friend that he has very specific and very
12:41Embarrassing leverage over Cartman Cartman is forced to do Butters bidding a stark contrast to their usual dynamic
12:48There's also a surprisingly heavy B plot about the ethics of controlling a sentient robot
12:54This season 8 gem is endlessly fun offering a perfect blend of Butters at his most naive and Cartman at his most
13:02Well, whatever that part at the end was
13:13Number seven all about Mormons. Hi Stan. It's so nice to meet you. And this is my brother Mark
13:20Hi, my sister Jenny. Hey, my little brother Dave. Hi and my baby sister Amanda
13:28When a cheerful new kid named Gary joins garrison's class is relentless positivity and wholesomeness irritate the other boys
13:36Stan decides to get to know Gary leading in to spend time with the kids equally upbeat and devout Mormon family
13:42What follows is an entertaining yet?
13:45Surprisingly respectful satire of the Mormon faith as Stan tries to understand the family's beliefs through a series of catchy musical segments
13:52All about Mormons sports a clever blend of humorous and heartwarming moments
13:58Showcasing South Park's unique ability to explore religious themes with equal parts mockery and empathy
14:04You just weasel people into your way of thinking by acting like the happiest family in the world and being so nice to everyone that
14:08You just blindside dumb people like my dad
14:11Yeah, number six trapped in the closet, oh that's just this thing what's the Denver Broncos record now six and two
14:19Seven and two. Wow, that's great. All right, come on in and take a seat. We're gonna have some fun
14:24This bold entry takes on Scientology in classic South Park fashion and true fans
14:29Love it
14:30Even if a certain Top Gun star supposedly wasn't so amused Stan is told he is the reincarnation of L
14:37Ron Hubbard the founder of Scientology the organization's members including a few big-name celebrities
14:43Flocked to the Marsh house to worship Stan Tom Cruise literally hides in Stan's closet
14:49Refusing to come out despite everyone's pleas the episode meticulously dissects Scientology's controversial beliefs and practices
14:57Holding nothing back as it highlights what the creators see is absurd even rather shady aspects of the church as funny as it is
15:05Fearless trapped in the closet is one of the series's most viewed
15:09Milestones Tom Cruise John Travolta and R. Kelly have all come out of the closet
15:18So you're not the prophet, huh number eight good times with weapons
15:24Dedicated his life to eradicating the world from hippies
15:27All right, then just let's go protect the world
15:30Take it in this fan favorite season 8 opener the boys get their hands on martial arts weapons from a local market
15:36But the unique anime inspired animation style good times with weapons temporarily turns the boys into fierce ninjas
15:43Complete with dramatic visuals action-packed sequences and an insanely catchy song
15:49The fun quickly takes a darker turn when Butters is critically injured by a throwing star and they have to cover up their mistake to avoid getting in trouble
15:56Good times with weapons is often considered one of the show's top episodes
16:00Capturing the fun of childhood games and the series's signature humor
16:04Can you help him doctor? I'm afraid I wouldn't know how
16:07I'm afraid I wouldn't know how
16:09I'm afraid I wouldn't know how
16:11I'm afraid I wouldn't know how
16:13I'm afraid I wouldn't know how
16:15I'm afraid I wouldn't know how
16:18I'm afraid I wouldn't know how
16:19Unfortunately for this little fella, I'm a people doctor
16:22We call the animal shelter right away
16:24Number four
16:25The Imagination Land Trilogy
16:36This three-part adventure takes viewers on a surreal colorful and endlessly re-watchable journey
16:42When the boys find themselves in a magical land where every imaginary character ever
16:47exists, their experience quickly turns epic.
16:52And dangerous.
16:53A fierce battle erupts between the good and evil entities in Imagination Land, with the
16:58fate of imagination itself hanging in the balance.
17:01Meanwhile, Cartman is dead set on holding Kyle to a wild bet and Butter struggles with
17:07being named a chosen one.
17:10Imagination Land delivers an exhilarating blend of adventure, laughs, and nostalgia,
17:14making it one of South Park's most rewatchable sagas.
17:18That's it, Aslan!
17:21The evil characters have fled!
17:25Number 3.
17:26Make Love, Not Warcraft.
17:28Oh my god, he killed Kenny!
17:34You bastard!
17:37Don't you have better things to do than going online killing people?
17:42In this Emmy-winning fave, South Park takes on the world of online gaming.
17:47The story involves the boys teaming up to stop a high-level player in World of Warcraft,
17:52stopping at nothing to level up their avatars and eventually devoting their entire lives
17:57to the cause.
17:59With the help of animated in-game sequences, which were contributed by Blizzard Entertainment
18:03no less, the episode captures both the excitement and addictive nature of games like WoW.
18:09Watching the main four kids become comically disheveled and obsessed adds to the humor.
18:14The exaggerated stakes turn this parody into a legendary installment.
18:20Looks like you're about to get pwned.
18:33Number 2.
18:34Casa Bonita.
18:35Do you hear me?
18:36We are going to live!
18:37We just…
18:38We've got to find a bomb shelter!
18:39Where is there a bomb shelter?
18:40Stan's Uncle Jimbo!
18:41He has a bomb shelter in his backyard!
18:42Come on, let's hurry!
18:43Here's another one that the viewers and creators of South Park adore.
18:49Cartman becomes ecstatic when Kyle announces he's taking three friends to Casa Bonita,
18:54the Disneyland of Mexican restaurants.
18:57But there's one problem.
18:59Kyle doesn't consider Cartman a friend.
19:01Hard to imagine why.
19:03Cartman spends the rest of this Season 7 classic plotting to go to Kyle's birthday celebration,
19:09whatever it takes.
19:10Going as far as to trap Butters in a bomb shelter and convince him there's been a
19:14radioactive apocalypse.
19:16Casa Bonita is a hilarious tale of deception, manipulation, and Cartman's relentless pursuit
19:23of his own selfish desires.
19:25You might even say it's Cartman, that is, Cartman-est.
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19:51Number 1.
19:52Scott Tenorman Must Die That'll be $6.
19:55Okay, and how much is that in pubes?
19:58We don't take pubes.
20:00Yep, the big one.
20:02The moment Cartman went from a spoiled kid to a murdering sociopath.
20:06After being conned by 9th grader Scott Tenorman, Cartman plots an elaborate, disturbing revenge.
20:13What starts as a simple prank war escalates into the darkest and most shocking twist in
20:17South Park history.
20:19Cartman serving Scott a special chili leaves viewers both stunned and laughing in disbelief.
20:25We've all watched this one countless times.
20:28We'll continue to revisit it again and again, each time we're reminded that at the end
20:33of the day, Eric Cartman is not someone you want to trifle with.
20:46Which of these South Park episodes can you practically recite at this point?
20:50Let's talk about it in the comments.
21:16Here's what's next!