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千原ジュニアの座王 2024年12月13日 M-1ファイナリスト・ママタルト参戦!フット岩尾・トレエン斎藤・シシガシラ脇田・サツマカワら薄毛芸人が大集結!
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00:00How do you feel about today's judges and the members of The Owl?
00:05Saito and Wakita...
00:08I don't know if it's a good match for me to have these kind of members.
00:13It's really...
00:15Saito isn't that chubby, is he?
00:19You know that, don't you?
00:21No, I'm not a chubby character.
00:23I'm thin!
00:25I'm super thin!
00:27Senpai!
00:29Tonight's The Owl is...
00:32Saito, who won the M-1 Grand Prix with his chubbiness,
00:36and Wakita, who won the M-1 Grand Prix with his chubbiness,
00:39and...
00:41Mamataro, who won the M-1 Grand Prix with his chubbiness for the first time in 2 years,
00:49and...
00:53Mr. Imao!
00:54Nice to meet you!
00:56It's been 3 years!
00:58It's been 3 years!
01:00That's a long time.
01:04There are many other people with different styles and hairstyles.
01:08Who will be the winner of this fierce battle?
01:13Chihara Jr.'s The Owl!
01:17Let's begin. The Owl, start!
01:23He's careful.
01:24Out!
01:26He's out!
01:27Now, There are 2 big contenders in The Owl weekly.
01:31They are gag, one-minute tool, monoboke, singing, binta, and musical instruments.
01:45Available!
01:47Ah, it's in!
01:54Woah.
02:00I want to win.
02:01Because I'm good at it.
02:02Who will you battle with?
02:04Satsumakawa and Uta!
02:07Satsumakawa has been chosen.
02:09How would your opponent, Saito, do with Uta?
02:11We're both similar so we should do our best.
02:13I don't know what you're talking about.
02:15I don't know what you're talking about.
02:17They have the same characteristics since the opening match.
02:21Saito vs. Satsumakawa.
02:23Singing Battle!
02:40Let's begin.
02:42First, Saito's song.
02:49Ah, katsu-don.
02:52Close the egg and put the rice on it.
02:55That's what it is.
02:58That's what it is.
03:00That's what it is.
03:02I can't believe he said katsu-don.
03:04That's good.
03:05I'll do my best.
03:06Wonderful.
03:07Here we go.
03:08Satsumakawa's song.
03:12Saito's song.
03:22That's what it is.
03:23That's what it is.
03:24Both of them are good.
03:25Who is the winner?
03:27Saito or Satsumakawa?
03:29Saito.
03:33Let's change the song.
03:34Here is the next melody.
03:36Saito's song.
03:42Saito's song.
03:58I've never seen a bow.
04:02Here we go.
04:03Saito's song.
04:05Here we go.
04:07Saito's song.
04:29Beautiful singing voice.
04:30Here is Satsumakawa's song.
04:32Here we go.
04:36Saito's song.
04:52That's what it is.
04:54That's what it is.
04:55Why did you teach me?
04:56Who is the winner?
04:58Saito or Satsumakawa?
04:59Saito.
05:03How was it?
05:05The lyrics were good.
05:08I want to ask Sakurai-san.
05:12Satsumakawa is out.
05:15I'm still here.
05:18Are you a villain?
05:20Satsumakawa's song.
05:23Here we go.
05:24Music start.
05:25Music start.
05:40Otsuruhiman didn't sit down.
05:43I've decided.
05:45I'll choose Binta.
05:48Otsuruhiman, why did you choose Binta?
05:51Satsumakawa is my senior in college.
05:54So, I chose him.
06:00Mamataru and Otsuruhiman vow to avenge Satsumakawa.
06:05Train Saito and Usuge battle for Binta.
06:10Here is Otsuruhiman's Binta.
06:14You're bald and fat.
06:16You're wearing a pink jacket.
06:18You went to see the semi-final of The W.
06:25Because of you, I got a message from Bonten.
06:28Thank you for coming to see the semi-final.
06:30He thanked me.
06:35That's right.
06:36Fat people can't see clearly.
06:38I saw you from the stage.
06:42Here is Saito's Binta.
06:48Tanaka Yoshitake-san.
06:49Raw caramel is too delicious.
06:55Why did you choose Binta?
06:59You're bald.
07:01Who is the winner?
07:05Here.
07:10I was about to say that.
07:14Otsuruhiman, I'm glad.
07:17I'm sorry that I chose you.
07:25The third round continues.
07:26Saito, who will be in the third round, will choose Shimizu-chan of Oni and Shimizu-chan.
07:37Usuge Saito vs. Chapatsu Mash Shimizu-chan.
07:41It's a monoboke battle.
07:43Shimizu-chan vs. Chapatsu Mash Shimizu-chan.
07:53Here we go.
07:54Here is Saito's monoboke.
07:58A greedy and free goddess.
08:06Here we go.
08:13Shimizu-chan vs. Chapatsu Mash Shimizu-chan.
08:21Here we go.
08:22Here is Shimizu-chan's monoboke.
08:27There are so many people.
08:30This is dangerous.
08:33You're the only one.
08:35Shimizu-chan vs. Chapatsu Mash Shimizu-chan.
08:41Who is the winner?
08:44Here.
08:53The fourth round continues.
08:54Asagoe, who couldn't sit down, will choose Kizawa-san of Oogiri.
08:59However, Kizawa-san has a bitter memory from the previous Oogiri.
09:06Anpanman vs. Black Jack.
09:08Two-hour special.
09:10What will happen?
09:12I'm sorry. I misunderstood.
09:15I thought it was Doraemon.
09:20I didn't know that.
09:22What do you mean?
09:24I misunderstood.
09:26You didn't read the topic.
09:30He misunderstood the topic.
09:33Anpanman and Doraemon were wrong.
09:36They lost.
09:38It's time to redeem the honor of Oogiri.
09:40That's right.
09:41I always read the problem.
09:48Will Kizawa-san read the topic and redeem the honor?
09:51Asagoe vs. Oogiri.
09:55M-1 Carta.
09:57What does it mean?
09:59Please think about it.
10:01M-1 Carta.
10:03I think it's good to have it.
10:05Right.
10:06There are a lot of goods.
10:09Let's read the problem again.
10:12Are you sure?
10:16Oogiri.
10:18Let's start.
10:20First, Asagoe vs. Oogiri.
10:23M-1 Carta.
10:25What does it mean?
10:42M-1 Carta.
10:44What does it mean?
10:54That's right.
10:55Please stop it.
10:57I can't believe it.
11:00Who is the winner?
11:03Here.
11:07How was it, judges?
11:09Are you talking about this order?
11:12That's right.
11:13What did he say when he put it on his sleeve?
11:20He dropped it.
11:23He dropped it.
11:28Let's start with five people.
11:40Shimizu again.
11:42Well...
11:44Every time I play against my partner,
11:49I always play against Kizawa.
11:53That's good.
11:55That's good.
11:56Do you know each other?
11:57That's good.
11:58Kizawa was chosen.
12:00I'll beat you until you retire.
12:03Are you okay?
12:05Are you okay to say that?
12:06I'll stop you.
12:09Shimizu vs. Kizawa for the fourth time.
12:14Shimizu won two games in a row.
12:17Who will be the winner?
12:23Makihara Noriyuki will ruin everything.
12:27I really spent a lot of time.
12:34My mom's meat potato and mayonnaise mentaiko.
12:42That's good.
12:45I'll beat you.
12:47You're good.
12:51It's a gag of Kizawa.
12:53Go ahead.
12:55What should I make with the choki pa?
13:00My right hand is choki and so is my left hand.
13:04Thanks to that, I can get a salary.
13:11Who will be the winner?
13:15I'll go first.
13:19How was it?
13:21It was obvious.
13:23Meat potato and mayonnaise mentaiko is not good.
13:26I'll retire and be free.
13:29Who will be the winner?
13:32Next is the sixth game.
13:34This year's M-1 finalist Mamataru and Hiwara didn't sit down.
13:39Go, Hiwara.
13:41I'll go with Oosuka.
13:45Why did you choose Oosuka?
13:49I like Oosuka's Oogiri, so I want to play against him.
13:53Hiwara didn't win, but he challenged Oosuka.
14:00Oogiri, I'll beat you.
14:04Please diss the judge with the rhythm of Hino Youjin and Match Ippon Kajinomoto.
14:10Please think about it.
14:15It's an ancient song, so I can't help it.
14:18If you don't answer me, you can't move on to the next question.
14:23They will also do their best to diss.
14:26Let's do our best.
14:28First, Hiwara's Oogiri.
14:31Please diss the judge with the rhythm of Hino Youjin and Match Ippon Kajinomoto.
14:38It's the same as Eiko's way of impersonating.
14:44It's the same as Eiko's way of impersonating.
14:47Next, Oosuka's Oogiri.
14:50Please diss the judge with the rhythm of Hino Youjin and Match Ippon Kajinomoto.
14:57He is still alive despite the burden of disadvantage.
15:07The winner is...
15:11This is a draw.
15:16Next question.
15:19I want to mix it too.
15:21Wada's Koppepan appeared in Anpanman's world.
15:26What happened?
15:27Please think about it.
15:29This is a good question.
15:31I have to read it carefully.
15:36Be careful.
15:38It's Anpanman. Be careful.
15:41He said Anpanman.
15:44Let's start.
15:45First, Hiwara's Oogiri.
15:49I want to mix it too.
15:51Wada's Koppepan appeared in Anpanman's world.
15:55What happened?
15:56I was doing it with Koppepan until the beginning.
15:59But I made a mistake in the middle.
16:02I did it with Marbo Harusame.
16:06That was too fast.
16:08That was good.
16:11Next, Oosuka's Oogiri.
16:15I want to mix it too.
16:17Wada's Koppepan appeared in Anpanman's world.
16:21What happened?
16:22There is a big robot named Dadan Dan.
16:26And a meatball battle starts.
16:29That's strong.
16:31That's a good answer.
16:34Who is the winner?
16:37Let's take a picture again.
16:40Next question.
16:43What is Santa's answer to his father?
16:49Please think about it.
16:51What is his answer to his father?
16:54It's not a bad answer.
16:58It's a good answer.
17:00Let's start.
17:02Wada's Koppepan appeared in Anpanman's world.
17:05What is Santa's answer to his father?
17:11Of course it's his father.
17:12Shishimai is also his father.
17:13Oni is also his father.
17:22Next, Oosuka's Oogiri.
17:25What is Santa's answer to his father?
17:32That's wrong.
17:37Who is the winner?
17:41He is the winner.
17:50Hiwara, Shimi-chan and Shishigashira came to the semi-final.
17:56Who will win?
18:00Hiwara won the Oogiri battle.
18:07Shimi-chan's answer is Gakuya.
18:12At this point, Wakita has advanced to the final without fighting once.
18:21Komatsu semi-final Gakuya battle.
18:23Will Hiwara or Shimi-chan advance to the final?
18:27What is he doing?
18:30ZAO Budokan Live will be held on March 11th.
18:35The strongest player in the world will win.
18:38Don't let me win again.
18:40Check out the official website.
18:42See you under the onion.
18:48Will Hiwara or Shimi-chan advance to the final?
18:57Hiwara's answer is Gakuya.
19:01Excuse me.
19:04Are you changing?
19:06Does it matter?
19:08Are you changing?
19:09Does it matter?
19:10Let me see.
19:20What is he doing?
19:22He still has the same face.
19:28Next, Shimi-chan's answer is Gakuya.
19:34Cyber Japan Dancers' Gakuya.
19:36Let me say hello.
19:40Excuse me.
19:41Are you changing?
19:43Please fold it.
19:45Please sit down.
19:47Excuse me.
19:49He is more polite than I thought.
19:57Who will advance to the final?
20:01I will advance to the final.
20:07Shimi-chan's answer was good, too.
20:09I'm so frustrated.
20:12This is not good.
20:19In the final, Shishigashira and Akita will advance to the final.
20:24It's a one-sided battle.
20:30On Christmas Eve, there is a special event.
20:34Ten people with sparkling glasses will be selected.
20:38Who will be the winner?
20:41The judge is you, Chaburishima.
20:44Shishigashira and Akita will advance to the final.
20:48Shishigashira and Akita will advance to the final.
20:54It's a one-sided battle.
20:58I usually wear a purple suit for manzai.
21:03When I made it, I was told that I could put embroidery in my chest pocket.
21:10I wanted people to think that I can't do manzai anymore.
21:16I put the word last of bold in the last manzai.
21:24I showed it to someone who knew English.
21:28I was told that I didn't need to put the word of.
21:32I put the word of.
21:34I ended up putting the word of in my chest pocket.
21:41That's scary.
21:45It's aggressive.
21:47Let's start the one-minute talk.
21:52When I took a taxi in Nagoya, I was told that I could put the word of.
21:59I was told that the voice of the manzai was loud and energetic.
22:04I answered questions with the word of.
22:16I answered questions with the word of.
22:26I gave that question to customers for ten minutes.
22:29The last time we got to the station, Otsuriman said,
22:32''Indians?''
22:34The driver stopped him,
22:36and like he was announcing the Grammy Award,
22:38he took a deep breath,
22:40''Indians!''
22:42That's what he said.
22:48That's funny.
22:53Hatsuzawa, Hatsuzawa, who's going first?
22:56I'm going first.
22:59Congratulations, Akita Shishigashira!
23:08Congratulations, Akita Shishigashira!
23:13How do you feel?
23:15I didn't think I'd make it this far
23:19with such low calories.
23:21I did it!
23:25What did you think?
23:27I didn't have to spend a lot of money on my beard.
23:32It's a very efficient beard.
23:37How about you, Ori and Shimizu?
23:40With so few people here,
23:42no one cares about my long hair.
23:49January 2nd is the Zao New Year Special.
23:52The first guest, Fukawa,
23:54will be joined by a group of popular comedians.
23:57Who will be the host of the Zao New Year Special?
24:01The host will be Baka Rhythm.

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