Davis Burleson doesn't think he'll ace this episode of “Schooled,” but if there’s one thing he’s confident about, it’s that he will always find “x.” The host of ‘What’s Poppin? With Davis!’ tackles everything from math and science 📚 to his unofficial AP Ariana Grande class. Watch as Davis breaks down metaphors and similes in Taylor Swift’s ‘All Too Well’ (and treats us to his own mini concert 🎤) and explains why he talks to his bamboo tree🎋—though maybe not enough because, well, it's dying.
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00:00She's got a hot guy, but he looks gay, heard his name's Domingo.
00:04Hi, I'm Davis, and today I'm getting schooled by 17.
00:08I'll be tested in all different subjects.
00:10The difficulty will range from 1st grade to 5th grade.
00:13And by the end, we'll see if I pass.
00:15I probably won't.
00:16First up, English.
00:19Oh my gosh.
00:22Alright.
00:22In The Cat in the Hat, how many things accompany the cat?
00:26Well, there's Thing 1.
00:27I know that.
00:28There's Thing 2.
00:29And I think there is a Thing 3.
00:32So there's 3.
00:35Only 2.
00:352!
00:37Okay, okay.
00:38I was just referring to like the t-shirts that I see at souvenir shops.
00:41So I just envisioned like a 1, 2, and 3 situation, but I guess I was wrong.
00:45Who is the author of Charlotte's Web?
00:47It's not J.K. Rowling.
00:49No.
00:50It is...
00:51E.B. White.
00:52He wrote Charlotte's Web.
00:53An iconic story.
00:55Yes.
00:56Iconic story, iconic movie.
00:58Love Charlotte's Web.
00:59What is a homonym?
01:03This is like embarrassing.
01:06It is one of two or more words spelled or pronounced alike, but with different meanings.
01:12Great. Awesome.
01:13My parents are going to be really proud of this video.
01:15Alright.
01:15Identify the simile and the metaphor in this Taylor Swift lyric.
01:18This I can do.
01:19Alright.
01:20And you call me up again just to break me like a promise.
01:23So casually cruel in the name of being honest.
01:27I'm a crumbled up piece of paper lying here.
01:30Cause I remembered it all, all, all too well.
01:34Alright.
01:35Similes have like, like a promise.
01:37That's a simile.
01:38And then the metaphor is I'm a crumbled up piece of paper lying here.
01:44That's the metaphor.
01:45Cause she's not actually a piece of paper.
01:49Yes.
01:50I read books and I know T-Swift pretty well.
01:53Write a sentence in the passive voice.
01:55Bonus points if it's passive aggressive.
01:57Passive aggressive is like saying something that's like kind of catty.
02:00Like being catty.
02:05Is that passive aggressive?
02:06Like that's literally saying that your teeth are yellow.
02:14Cause the subject is the teeth.
02:15Okay.
02:16So it's just like more of like a position error rather than like the actual subject.
02:19I think I did a pretty good job about being catty.
02:22Even though it wasn't the assignment.
02:24Next up, math.
02:30Okay.
02:31Okay.
02:32You're trying to fool me.
02:33I get it.
02:34I get it.
02:35I'm going to write out what I think a stop sign looks like and then I'm going to count the signs.
02:43One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
02:53Yes.
03:03Square.
03:04Yes.
03:05That one was pretty easy.
03:06Okay.
03:07Second grade math.
03:08Piece of cake.
03:14Oh, circumference.
03:18Radius.
03:20Yeah.
03:23I know this one.
03:24First three digits.
03:25Easy.
03:263.1.
03:27Wait, 3.174.
03:30What?
03:333.14.
03:34So where did the seven come from?
03:40Now this is something I feel really confident in.
03:42It's all about finding the missing piece, which I love.
03:47I love puzzles.
03:48I do them with my grandma quite often.
03:4913 minus five is what?
03:5212, 11, 10, 9, 8.
03:55X equals four.
04:00Yes.
04:02That's the thing about X.
04:03I will always find her.
04:04I always feel like I'm on a deserted island trying to find X, like I'm on Survivor or something.
04:09So I've always loved this.
04:13Third class science.
04:15This was definitely one of my worst too.
04:17Not very good at this.
04:19What does ROYGBIV stand for?
04:22Obvious.
04:24Red.
04:25Orange.
04:27Yellow.
04:29Green.
04:31Blue.
04:33Indigo, which I've never heard anyone use that as a color, but we still let it be there.
04:38Violet.
04:44I almost forgot indigo for a second, but she's alive and well.
04:45What do you call the fluffy white clouds often seen on sunny days?
04:49I don't know any of these.
04:52The only word that I find very fun to say is nimbus.
04:55So I'm going to go with D, nimbus.
04:58Yeah.
04:59Figured, figured, figured.
05:01Cirrus.
05:03Stratus.
05:09It's cumulus.
05:12Wow.
05:13Wow.
05:14I've never even heard of that word in my damn life.
05:16I've never heard of it.
05:17What is the process by which plants turn sunlight into energy?
05:21This is a word and I remember the word, like learning it and like not really caring, but like I remember.
05:27It has to do with photo and it is called photosynthesis.
05:33Photosynthesis.
05:37Yes.
05:38I remember that.
05:39I remember that well.
05:40I have a bamboo tree in my apartment that is slowly dying, but her name is Bambi.
05:44And you know, with bamboo trees, you have to talk to them or else they die.
05:47So every morning, haven't done it in a while, clearly because she's dying.
05:51But I used to go to the leaves and I would say, good morning, Bambi.
05:53How are you?
05:54You know?
05:55Yeah, she's a great girl.
05:56Which of these animals is not a marsupial?
05:58So a marsupial, I know what that is.
06:01It is a type of animal and that's about all I know.
06:05So a kangaroo, a hamster, they kind of run in the same crowd.
06:08I feel like cute little animals and a wombat sounds like a bat.
06:13So I'm going to guess wombat.
06:16So I guess my second answer would be kangaroo.
06:19Wrong.
06:20Okay.
06:23All right.
06:24This is my third and final answer.
06:26I would say the kangaroo, the possum and the wombat are kind of bigger animals than the hamster is quite, quite small.
06:30So I'm going to say hamster is the answer.
06:33Yes.
06:34What planet in the solar system has the largest and most visible rings?
06:39Duh.
06:40Our dear friend, Saturn.
06:44Yes.
06:45And I'll give you a little visual.
06:48There.
06:49Like that big ring.
06:50AP class.
06:51Never took one of those.
06:53Okay.
06:54Oh, Ariana Grande.
06:56Love it, love it.
06:57My queen right there.
06:58This would be really embarrassing if I didn't know these.
07:00When I was 13 years old, I was begging my dad to get meet and greet tickets to meet Ariana Grande.
07:05It was like $700.
07:07All you get is like literally five seconds with her.
07:09One quick selfie.
07:10And I was like, dad, please, please.
07:12All I want.
07:13And he said no.
07:14I hated him for a long time for that, but I've gotten over it.
07:17I still haven't met Ariana Grande, but I'm hoping.
07:20What year did Ariana debut her now iconic high ponytail?
07:24Her first high pony moment, I'm wondering if it was from My Everything or if it was yours truly.
07:30I feel like yours truly, she had her hair down and that.
07:33I don't think it was a high pony.
07:35I'm going to guess that she debuted her iconic high ponytail in 2016.
07:442015.
07:462014.
07:472014.
07:48Okay, okay, okay.
07:49That was like right off the cusp of Victorious.
07:51We're moving on.
07:52We're moving on.
07:53Name three TV film projects she's been in besides Wicked.
07:56She's been in Victorious.
07:59She's been in Hairspray Live.
08:02She was in Scream Queens.
08:05Yay.
08:06All iconic.
08:07Victorious.
08:08Everything.
08:09What did Ariana parody while hosting SNL this year?
08:12Easy.
08:13Piece of cake.
08:15Celine Dion.
08:18I'm really questioning it.
08:20What song?
08:21What song?
08:22Nice.
08:23Nice.
08:24I gotta go slower.
08:25I'm getting excited.
08:26What song?
08:27What song did Ariana Grande parody while hosting SNL this year?
08:29What did she parody?
08:30She parodied, oh, Espresso.
08:34This is a do-over question.
08:35Espresso.
08:37She's got a hot guy, but he looks gay.
08:39Heard his name's Domingo.
08:41How many times does Ariana Grande say,
08:44yuh, on her Thank U, Next album?
08:47Yuh.
08:48And she said that a lot.
08:49A, zero to 20.
08:51B, 21 to 30.
08:52C, 31 to 40.
08:54And D, 40 plus.
08:56That'd be kind of wild if she said it 40 plus times.
09:00She says it 21 to 30 times,
09:03which honestly is pretty crazy in general,
09:05but I think that is about right.
09:08Zero to 20?
09:10She said it more?
09:11She did not say it 40 plus times, did she?
09:17Yuh.
09:18I'm glad that she kind of stopped with that,
09:20because I'm not the biggest fan of yuh.
09:22But, you know, it was an era.
09:23We love that era.
09:24Name three celebs who have made cameos in Ariana music videos.
09:28Ooh.
09:29Nicki Minaj and Side to Side.
09:33Penn Badgley and That Boy Is Mine.
09:37And Kris Jenner and Thank U, Next.
09:41Yay!
09:42I was a little nervous, but it just, like, came to me.
09:44It just came to me.
09:45I feel like I did better than I thought.
09:47I'm no A plus student, but, you know,
09:49I'm proud of myself.
09:50Like, the photosynthesis thing, like,
09:52I'm taking that one with me.
09:53Like, proud.
09:54Thanks for watching,
09:55and make sure to check me out on TikTok and Instagram
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