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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:10or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:33was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:36and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:38I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:41Clean it up, maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:53That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:59Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:11I'm glad that phase is over. Right, Emmett?
00:01:14Yeah. She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:16Ha!
00:01:24Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:34Am I dreaming?
00:01:36No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:42What the hell's going on?
00:01:46Noah?
00:01:47What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:53and she grabbed me.
00:01:55And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny? Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:11She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:13and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:02:21Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:23Give me your phone.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26No.
00:02:27It's right here. I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:37If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41Noah?
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:13This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me. I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:28I'm it.
00:03:32I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules? Jules! Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58Alright, let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What are you, a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:04:23and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:04:30and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer? You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what? I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:07Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:24Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:57We're not hooking up.
00:05:59Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:02Be so fucking for real.
00:06:04Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:07It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:10Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:13How convenient.
00:06:16Let the girls talk.
00:06:18After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:29Did you just spit on me?
00:06:32Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:37I'm sorry.
00:06:39I'm sorry.
00:06:41I'm sorry.
00:06:43I'm sorry.
00:06:45I'm sorry.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:04Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:11I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:18Thanks, Noey.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:38I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:44She shoved me!
00:07:46And this is my rental too.
00:07:49So, what I say goes.
00:08:00Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:03So you should probably go.
00:08:06I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:11Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:15Jules.
00:08:19Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:28I want you to take this.
00:08:30Okay?
00:08:31It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:34I don't want your pity check.
00:08:37My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:39This is too humiliating.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:43I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:59I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:06Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:13Mia?
00:09:15Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:18But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:09:37Please don't call me that.
00:09:40You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia.
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:52We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:02Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:06That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:09I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:15You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:17Tell me this.
00:10:19Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:22Nobody wants you here.
00:10:24I can't back down.
00:10:26Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:28I'm not talking to you.
00:10:30I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:35I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:42What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:49I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:56Tell her, Noah.
00:10:59Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:04And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:09Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:12And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:11:16Mia.
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:37You'll spank me?
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:44You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right.
00:11:53Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:01You're right.
00:12:03Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:07You're fired.
00:12:14You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going?
00:12:19Jules, you can't just leave! Jules!
00:12:23You can't just leave.
00:12:26You fired me.
00:12:28I can do whatever I want.
00:12:30How about this?
00:12:33You're so hot, I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:12:49Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:12:56Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:13Call him, I'll lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:27Wait!
00:13:36Guys!
00:13:38What the hell?
00:13:40What the fuck are you...
00:13:45You want your job back?
00:13:47Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:14:00Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:09You're crazy.
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:22I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:27Noah, come out right now.
00:14:32Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:33Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:35I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby.
00:14:40Show me what you've got.
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:46Hand me your shirt now.
00:14:58Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:02Yeah.
00:15:04Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:07You fucking bitch.
00:15:09You can't stay here.
00:15:10You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:12Take it up with Noah.
00:15:14This isn't over.
00:15:17If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:15:22you're wrong.
00:15:23I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:32Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:34You know what?
00:15:35I should thank you.
00:15:36Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:39Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:42Oh, wait.
00:15:43I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:47You know what?
00:15:48Let's make a bet.
00:15:49Yeah, me and you.
00:15:50Let's make a bet.
00:15:51We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship.
00:15:53Right?
00:15:54Yeah.
00:15:55What about it?
00:15:57If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:02Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:04Internship will be yours.
00:16:06Yeah.
00:16:07She's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn in this house.
00:16:12You're on.
00:16:14We need to talk.
00:16:19Emmet, get out.
00:16:25Did I get my job back?
00:16:27Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:31To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:35What?
00:16:36What?
00:16:38What?
00:16:39What?
00:16:40What?
00:16:41What?
00:16:43You're nuts.
00:16:44I'm not a hooker.
00:16:46I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:50Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:53Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:56Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:58Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:02Done.
00:17:04Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:08Give me that.
00:17:09Not yet.
00:17:16Give me that.
00:17:17Not yet.
00:17:18I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:22But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:26This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:32I'll do it.
00:17:33Great.
00:17:38Let's seal the deal.
00:17:55I knew you were going to do it.
00:17:57I knew you were going to do it.
00:17:59I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:01I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:03I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:05Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:07You can't resist me.
00:18:11All right.
00:18:12Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:24Rule number one.
00:18:26No boners.
00:18:28You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:35Just one.
00:18:37No feelings.
00:18:39I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:43You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:53Yeah, I do.
00:18:55I have one.
00:18:58No one touches you but me.
00:19:03You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:12So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:24Let the show begin.
00:19:30Ew.
00:19:31Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:35You kicked me out.
00:19:37Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:45At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:51Mia.
00:19:53Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:56This is my house.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:03I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:05I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:09Game on.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:13Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:17Dinner is served.
00:20:24Let's fucking go!
00:20:27Yay!
00:20:34Oops.
00:20:36I spilled.
00:20:38Emmett?
00:20:40You want to help?
00:20:42Yeah?
00:20:51Look at Jules squirm.
00:20:54Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:21:03Noah.
00:21:05Are you thirsty?
00:21:11Jules.
00:21:13Take your shirt off.
00:21:23Okay.
00:21:40Oops.
00:21:42Spilled a little.
00:21:44Jules.
00:21:46I'm still thirsty.
00:21:54Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:57I have to go.
00:22:07If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:13Choke on it.
00:22:18Don't run away from me.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:23Don't touch me.
00:22:25Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:38You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:44Now you're going to strip for me?
00:22:46You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:23:01Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:23:18What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:23:23Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:26Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:28Whatever.
00:23:30I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:23:34Mia's your best friend?
00:23:36Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:39People don't know that.
00:23:41I don't care.
00:23:43I don't care.
00:23:44Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:47People contain multitudes.
00:23:50Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:52She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:55And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:58And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:02If you know what I mean.
00:24:04Yes!
00:24:13Like what you see?
00:24:16I do, actually.
00:24:33What are you doing here?
00:24:35Taking a shower.
00:24:39Remember.
00:24:41No going in.
00:24:43You wish.
00:24:49Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:52I've got some friends coming over.
00:24:54Meet me at the pool.
00:25:04What's with this guy?
00:25:06One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:08Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:18Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:26Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:29I'm not going to let Jewelz ruin my summer.
00:25:32Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:36Maybe everyone thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:39You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:42Come on.
00:25:43Come here.
00:25:45Come here.
00:25:47No, I'm not going to let you ruin her summer.
00:25:49Come on.
00:25:54Let's go.
00:25:55You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:58You're right.
00:26:00It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:07Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:11Everyone must decide right now whether Jewel stays or I do.
00:26:18Mia, would you relax? We're not taking a vote.
00:26:21We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:26:24What's Survivor?
00:26:26A show for old people.
00:26:27Ew! So boring.
00:26:30I'm kidding.
00:26:32Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:37What game is she trying to play?
00:26:39Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia. We used to be best friends.
00:26:46Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:49You're right. We did. We used to be best friends.
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:59It's time to find out what Jewel's really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:05What are you talking about? I never said anything about Save It.
00:27:09Proof's right here.
00:27:12And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:16Don't you want to know what Jewel said about you?
00:27:21I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:26I think everyone should find out what Jewel's really said about them.
00:27:32Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:35Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:41They can?
00:27:42I never said that. Mia did.
00:27:45She's framing me with the texts that she sent.
00:27:48Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:53Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:27:57Mia, would you knock it off? Jewel's would never say any of those things, alright?
00:28:01Really? Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:28:04She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:07Noah is arrogant and cocky and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:13Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:16You said that about me?
00:28:18I can explain.
00:28:20Save your breath.
00:28:30Bitch!
00:28:32Don't touch me!
00:28:33Get off of me!
00:28:44You are so hot.
00:28:46I gotta get her shirt off.
00:28:48I gotta get her shirt off.
00:29:12Yo!
00:29:14Emmett, you and Jewel's are officially over.
00:29:18No, no way, dude.
00:29:20I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:29:23She'll come crawling back.
00:29:27Speak of the devil.
00:29:33You hooked up with Jewel's?
00:29:35Dude, look.
00:29:37You hooked up with Jewel's!
00:29:39I don't know what's going on.
00:29:40What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear. You hooked up!
00:29:45Fuck!
00:29:46Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:48Emmett, stop!
00:29:49Fuck you, dude!
00:29:50Stop!
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:06Jewel's, did you post this?
00:30:12I don't know.
00:30:13Jewel's, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:16What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:20I didn't do anything.
00:30:22Jewel's, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:26You know what?
00:30:27Everyone was right about you.
00:30:29You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:32Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:34Lose my number.
00:30:36I never want to see you again.
00:30:38Fine.
00:30:39Feelings mutual.
00:30:44Great.
00:30:45You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:51Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:54Listen, Jewel's, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:59You're a skank.
00:31:01So get out and don't come back.
00:31:14Help!
00:31:16Help!
00:31:30You...
00:31:31You saved me?
00:31:44That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:48And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:54Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:31:58Go on, Jewel's, tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:01Jewel's, tell Emmett to leave.
00:32:03We have to talk.
00:32:06Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:14One step closer to making her mine.
00:32:24Jewel's, what the fuck was that?
00:32:26I can explain everything.
00:32:28Good, explain.
00:32:29Now.
00:32:36You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:38Takes one to know one.
00:32:40Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:48You're right, we shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:54Trust me, we won't stay secret for long.
00:32:58I can keep you to myself even if I try.
00:33:11You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:15That way everyone can see it.
00:33:17But for right now, it's party time.
00:33:29OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:32I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:36I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:38How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:41You don't know him like I do.
00:33:44If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:47Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:02More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:13That's true.
00:34:19Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:31Is that true?
00:34:35It's true.
00:34:37I liked you.
00:34:40Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:42I mean, really.
00:34:45Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:48So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:55I guess you can't.
00:34:57There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:05I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:07But when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:11I really did.
00:35:17You give those two until the end of today?
00:35:19To what, Bone?
00:35:22They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:24It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:27I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:30Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:36Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:35:38You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:40When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:35:46Mm-hmm.
00:35:59Okay.
00:36:16She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:18My turn.
00:36:29No smoke. Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:36Rude.
00:36:56Keep the circle moving.
00:36:59If you want to really piss me off,
00:37:01kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:06Get off of me.
00:37:08Dude, I took her virginity. What's a little peck?
00:37:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:15Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:23Hey, Jules! Jules!
00:37:25You're a pig!
00:37:26Hey, Emmett is lying, okay? He's lying.
00:37:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:34You have feelings for me?
00:37:41I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:43But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:45You have feelings for me?
00:37:47Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:37:49You do?
00:37:51Yeah. I have all the feelings.
00:37:53Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:37:56You're a dick!
00:37:57Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes, Jules,
00:37:59sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:02Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:05I broke your trust.
00:38:06And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken, too.
00:38:10What do you mean?
00:38:11I mean, I trusted you when you let me down,
00:38:13and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:18Do you want to get back together?
00:38:21You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:27So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:29Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:31Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:33Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:42Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:45Ew. Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:54Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital
00:39:01that her mother still owes money to.
00:39:03Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:06Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:09Yes, yes, that's a great idea. You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:19It's not that easy.
00:39:21Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:23I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:25Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:29What do you mean?
00:39:31I mean Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:39:35Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:38She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:41I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:39:43but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:39:47or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:51We can talk later. I promise.
00:40:05The girls go shopping. Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:11Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:14I cannot wait to crush your ego.
00:40:16Once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:19Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:23It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:40:26The internship is mine.
00:40:28Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:31Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:42If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:45Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:49Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:40:52I'm going to go try this on.
00:41:01You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:03Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't. That's impossible. It doesn't fit.
00:41:09Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping.
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:19Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:22She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:24Well, what Mia says goes.
00:41:26So your money's no good here.
00:41:28You know what? You're right.
00:41:31I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:35That's it. You're out.
00:41:38Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:41:41I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:41:43Trash?
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:45That's my girlfriend.
00:41:46Oh.
00:41:51Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:55See this car?
00:41:58Has no spending limit.
00:42:00My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:03And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:06No way, this is mine!
00:42:07Oh, are you going to purchase it?
00:42:09No, not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:12Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:28What do you think?
00:42:33Noah?
00:42:35Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:39Of course.
00:42:46You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:49Is it too expensive?
00:42:51No.
00:42:53It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:43:02Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:43:10Thank you, Noah.
00:43:13You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:16Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:24Put the dress on my card.
00:43:28Excuse me.
00:43:30I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:34I bet she stole it.
00:43:36I would never.
00:43:38Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:41Fine.
00:43:43Whatever, Mia.
00:43:57See, told ya.
00:44:03I don't know how that got there.
00:44:06Well, she stole it.
00:44:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:13Call the police.
00:44:15Don't call the police.
00:44:17This is all my fault.
00:44:19No, it's not.
00:44:20Yes, it is.
00:44:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:28You can't do this.
00:44:30It's a waste of money.
00:44:32Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:44:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:41Please and thank you.
00:44:50Good to see you.
00:44:52Be safe.
00:44:54There he is.
00:44:56Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:02Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:13Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:17Jules was mine first.
00:45:18I dumped her, okay?
00:45:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:23Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:27Okay, all right.
00:45:29Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:34By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:39And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:45:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:45Deal.
00:45:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:54Jules, you were looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:02Eat shit.
00:46:05Hey.
00:46:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:13Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:46:25Hey.
00:46:31Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:33Uh, I don't know.
00:46:34Jules.
00:46:36You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:40The music in here?
00:46:42Because I think it sucks.
00:46:44Jules.
00:46:46Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:48For real.
00:46:49No contracts and no money.
00:46:50I mean it.
00:46:53I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:55Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:46:57Like I care.
00:46:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:04We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:06Have fun.
00:47:08Here.
00:47:09Put this on.
00:47:11I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:16You're crazy.
00:47:18Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:25You're on.
00:47:29Follow me.
00:47:35Let the show begin.
00:47:46You think you're hot shit?
00:47:48Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:52Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:55Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:58Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:05The rules are simple.
00:48:07Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:12And you get to vote on who is hotter.
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00:49:51For the people of Lighthouse.
00:49:53For the people of Lighthouse.
00:50:16Yo, Jason!
00:50:18dude I need the lady killer special now yeah I got you
00:50:29and the winner of the lap dance contest is and the winner of the lap dance
00:50:39contest is Mia
00:50:45as the winner you get to smooch the hottie in the chair I can deal with
00:50:54public humiliation but I can't deal with public heartbreak
00:50:59Jules wait you look upset what are you my therapist fuck off no just just a guy
00:51:14who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad Jules I have something that can make you
00:51:21feel better what is that okay time come on Jules you want to have some fun no
00:51:33thanks oh Jules I'm not letting you leave until you take these something
00:51:40tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this better
00:51:44play along bottoms up cheers turn that shit around so you can grind on me come
00:52:03on I'm gonna go change
00:52:06Destin have you seen Jules I saw her running off to the dressing room Emmett
00:52:14was with her that little shit don't move what do you think you're doing stop
00:52:34denying yourself Jules both know you want this be gentle just like our first
00:52:40time remember back off relax baby let that eat kick in you gave me drugs so
00:52:48you could fuck me oh I was gonna fuck you anyways let go of me this is just
00:52:54gonna take a minute oh yeah that's right mom can you help me no problem sharing
00:53:18her when she was my girlfriend what's the big deal now huh Emmett she doesn't
00:53:25want you what are you doing she wants me so bad dude even if she won't say so I
00:53:37thought we were friends I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:53:48this asshole isn't worth it
00:54:06you look like shit Jules just kicked my ass all I did was try to give her a
00:54:12compliment hey keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:54:22Mia stop this bitch wants to be me so bad it's fucking pathetic
00:54:29Emmett just tried to assault me be so fucking for real and that would never
00:54:33want to skank like you you're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up
00:54:38with me and you know what he's coming back to the house with me tonight Mia
00:54:46sit down Emmett if you ever come near the summer house again I will kill you
00:54:53okay Noah let's go
00:55:00I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:55:09oh thank you for getting me out of there
00:55:16you're hurting let me help you
00:55:29I want to kill that guy for touching
00:55:38I still think I should take you to a hospital I mean you just never know what
00:55:47those pills could have been laced with really I didn't take them you didn't
00:55:52take the pills
00:55:58you know I got something better than II it's twice as fun and I've been saving
00:56:04it just for you
00:56:08Oh
00:56:12what are you trying to give me
00:56:18rocky road oh hey I got you ice cream this is how you repay me how are you
00:56:27capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice I'm not an
00:56:32asshole no you're the king of assholes you know I don't know how saving you
00:56:39from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes but whatever I gotta show you
00:56:49something
00:56:51I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:56:59and I only dated me to make you jealous
00:57:07it worked
00:57:21I've wanted you all summer
00:57:41what if somebody sees everybody's at the club I'm taking you upstairs
00:57:51Oh
00:58:21hi this is Alan it's Mia yeah Noah's girlfriend he was hinting at proposing
00:58:31to me soon and we would just love it if you were here for it
00:58:51hey sleepyhead are you doing up so early thought I wore you out last night I'm
00:58:58ready for another round hey can you knock can you put your boner away get up
00:59:08unless there's a fire I'm not getting up it's worse than a fire
00:59:13mom's on the way and she can't see Jules
00:59:22you're fucking with me what's the big deal there's the drugs and you what
00:59:28about me she like totally thinks you're a slut
00:59:31well I get a bad way look my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you
00:59:35for the whole thing I need to get out of here I'll hide Jules I'll distract mom
00:59:43yo Jason I'm gonna go hide Jules do not let my mom know that we're here all right
00:59:52tell me when the coast is clear
01:00:04get your brother now
01:00:09Oh my baby boy I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto Mia called and said
01:00:30you needed the family ring to propose why are you hiding in a closet none of
01:00:43your business okay well I was just looking for you
01:00:47because Noah wants to see you in the living room I can't wait for you to
01:00:55propose to Mia what is that slut doing here you're the girl from the sex tape
01:01:04get out of this house mom no a little help mom this is Jules and she's going
01:01:13to be our help for the summer yes it fills my heart with so much joy to serve
01:01:21your son well it's nice to see you with your clothes on we need to talk about
01:01:32engagement plans oh yes we do you're marrying Mia now I have no idea what got
01:01:41into her head I am so sorry okay but after dinner tonight I'm gonna explain
01:01:45everything to her oh look just play along for a couple hours okay please
01:01:58my head hurts can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin yeah I
01:02:04have some in my purse oh thanks
01:02:21water water I need water
01:02:25what did you give my mom aspirin aspirin Jules do you have any more of that
01:02:37aspirin hey I have an idea why don't we invite some of your hot friends over
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar wow that's enough uh I gotta talk to you
01:02:55Jules what is wrong with her your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club
01:03:00no way you gave her those I didn't give them she found them should we call an
01:03:05ambulance oh no fucking way Jules she hates you already what is she gonna think when she
01:03:10finds out that you gave her drugs where did she go
01:03:30mom get out of the pool no way it feels so good
01:03:34absolutely not I'm not going in there
01:04:05oh no
01:04:15here I brought you some tea
01:04:23I was wrong about you I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia
01:04:35thank you for taking care of her I hope I was a good maid yeah I should give you a raise
01:04:44can you ever be serious for more than two seconds you know maid girlfriend it doesn't matter
01:04:53I still gotta pay you to hang out with me no feelings remember
01:05:05I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me I'll tear it up right now I mean it
01:05:15I need that money more than I want you when my dad died he left my family with thousands of
01:05:22dollars in medical debt if I don't get that money then my mom will lose her house
01:05:27so it was really always just about the money really when I started our relationship it was
01:05:33about the money but now I can't make it real because of that same money
01:05:47come with me
01:05:52I want to give you the money
01:05:57not as your boss as your boyfriend Jules I want to give you everything
01:06:05I don't know what to say
01:06:10just let me take care of you
01:06:17and tell me that you love me I don't think I can say it
01:06:23let me take care of you it's the least you can do
01:06:28fine you can take care of me okay and you don't have to tell me that you love me I know you do
01:06:41good morning everyone oh my god Lisa you're okay oh I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch
01:06:49oh I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you
01:06:54I was just leaving you're not leaving Jules we need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:07:03after your little sex video was released at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life
01:07:09forever but after you saved me all I can say is welcome to the family
01:07:23you were supposed to give me your family ring that was before you left me to drown
01:07:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend Ronaldo in Cancun
01:07:33adios bye mom
01:07:43I'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:07:47good luck with that I don't need luck I have a really big brain
01:07:58there must be something incriminating in here
01:08:03what is this
01:08:14ew what died in here my manhood listen I have something juicy for you
01:08:25I don't like to read it's a contract between Jules and Noah they're faking their entire
01:08:31relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship it's cheating oh great you finally
01:08:38figured it out good boy I think it's time for you to cheat too
01:08:50I thought this was summer vacation I know
01:08:53I know but I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship
01:09:01what up lovebirds Emmett I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you
01:09:06you wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:09:12who are you I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
01:09:25Mr Lehman it's uh great to meet you uh what are you doing here
01:09:29Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup I'm a guy who likes to party
01:09:37the name's Andrew but my friends call me Andy I'd like to be your friend
01:09:44Noah can you help out your friend here he seems a little confused
01:09:53Mr Lehman why don't I take you to a night on the town
01:09:58I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble and Emmett promised me lots of trouble
01:10:05the next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible
01:10:08for keeping me entertained and I get bored easy
01:10:15your interview for Lehman Corp starts now
01:10:21interview starts now dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:10:27well I'll see you in the office hey how about I show you out to the pool
01:10:31that's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:10:41that's the guy you want to work for he's a total clown
01:10:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:10:51and if I work for him my career will be made but don't you already have enough money
01:10:55Jules I had a 4.0 GPA I was the captain of every sports team I was on and I networked like a
01:11:01motherfucker I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own
01:11:06career and then our sex tape got released and all my job prospects were completely toast the only
01:11:15interview I got was for Lehman Corporation Jules I need this internship and so do you
01:11:20you because without it I can't give you the hundred thousand dollars
01:11:26you lied to me no I didn't lie to you I just I just didn't tell you everything I'm sorry
01:11:36everybody let's get the party started
01:11:40oh
01:11:48looks like I found my lady for the night
01:11:55I've met a lot of pretty girls there's something special about you you're so beautiful thanks
01:12:05but I'm taken I'm not trying to marry you Noah tell me who snatched this hottie up that'd be me
01:12:17you're a lucky man I know
01:12:24how long is he gonna be here I'll protect you look at here the happy little couple
01:12:32hmm from full mates to soul mates
01:12:39Emmett Noah and I are talking can you go entertain your little friend yeah well I
01:12:45just wanted to congratulate the big man yeah he's finally gonna win our bet what bet
01:12:54what bet I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer I would drop out of
01:13:00the internship pool but that's not true yeah it is I thought Noah would pussy out if I won so
01:13:08I recorded the whole thing you play that I'll fucking kick your ass
01:13:14I don't want to hear it yeah I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet to you
01:13:25I was nothing but a bet to you I was nothing but a check to you
01:13:30both of you can fuck off
01:13:35chicks dude I'm gonna kick your fucking ass I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special
01:13:41guest I don't care about anybody except Jules you're pathetic
01:13:49what were you thinking that Noah would fall in love with you and save your family
01:13:55I've been waiting all day to get you
01:13:59you're a sexy girl we could have a lot of fun I don't have time for that shit then make time
01:14:06there's a tradition at Lehman that if you're a sexy girl you can have a lot of fun
01:14:14then make time there's a tradition at Lehman the boys share their toys and I want to play with you
01:14:23I don't want to be played with if you play nice I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:14:29the only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job
01:14:33even if this guy is an asshole I should hear him out what do I have to do
01:14:38let me borrow you for the night in your dreams
01:14:46Mia you know where Jules is you're still caught up on that skank maybe this outfit would change
01:14:55your mind Mia a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you get it through your head I want
01:15:01get it through your head I want to be with Jules why do you like her so much I don't like her
01:15:10I love her
01:15:14you know I feel sorry for you for falling in love with such a liar
01:15:19you know she planted that sex tape right yeah well she said she didn't found your girlfriend
01:15:32so
01:15:37if I do what you say then you'll give Noah this job yes and it's the only way you'd get him
01:15:43we only interviewed him as a favor to his mom my company looks down on sex tapes
01:15:50wait now I know where I recognize you damn you were great just one kiss that's all it takes to
01:16:00get your boyfriend the little job don't play hard to get
01:16:14get off of her
01:16:20get off of her let me have my fun then you can take your turn if you don't leave her
01:16:25alone I'm gonna break your fingers you wouldn't dare
01:16:31you little shit you'll never work for Lehman yeah it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:16:35because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman
01:16:41you'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand you want to mess with me you want to mess with
01:16:45me yeah why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:49who's chasing young girls around you know I bet your wife would love to hear about this please
01:16:54don't tell my wife get out of my face old man
01:17:08how could you do that to me Jules
01:17:12how could you do that to me Jules it wasn't what it looked like don't lie to me I saw you kiss him
01:17:17back I didn't kiss him but even if I did you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship
01:17:27you were getting money out of the deal so why does it matter
01:17:32tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now tell him you love him
01:17:37it matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:17:50you're fired get out of my house
01:18:07you're gone for good bitch
01:18:13you never belonged with us and now it's your turn to go
01:18:20I played you and I won this has nothing to do with you oh honey this has everything to do with me
01:18:31I planted the camera in your room and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:18:42and then I uploaded it for everyone to see
01:18:50you thought you were better than me but I always win all I fucking do is win
01:19:00a miserable bitch like you will never win
01:19:12mom I saved the house it's too late
01:19:24maybe we can call the bank and figure something out
01:19:27someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:19:31that's what happens when you lose sight of your goal you lose everything
01:19:49can I help you what are you doing in that uniform
01:19:53my dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship
01:19:57I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job so
01:20:02do you need anything
01:20:09I have a big tip for you seriously smile more
01:20:22this money feels dirty I never want to see this check again
01:20:39miss me
01:20:45miss me
01:20:45me
01:20:51get lost I deserve that
01:20:57look I wrote us up a new contract all right and I think you'll really like it
01:21:06is this the deed to my house yeah this morning I bought it you bought my house from under us
01:21:15look at the name on the title oh my god you put it under my name cheers jewels it's all yours
01:21:27but I am only giving it to you under one condition
01:21:32another condition what do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again
01:21:37sleep with your boss drug your mom no
01:21:41but I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight
01:21:51at 8 p.m. and I want you to wear this
01:21:54and I want you to wear this
01:22:09what are you doing here Noah told me to come really oh how pathetic
01:22:16Noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:22:18he's proposing to you when did you two get back together oh it's not official yet but he invited
01:22:25me here to pop the big question in front of everyone and even an idiot like you would know
01:22:30that he's proposing I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
01:22:36no decided it was time to be with the best
01:22:39no decided it was time to be with the best
01:22:44Mia Jules I am so happy that both of you were here why did you invite me here to watch you
01:22:51propose to Mia propose who said anything about proposing to you oh please the big question
01:23:00yeah I do have a big question
01:23:03Mia why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I
01:23:05uh how did you know about that well because I made a huge mistake and when you were leaving
01:23:14the summer house I heard you're in Jules's fight you know the one where you told her that you
01:23:18planted the sex tape in our room okay fine yeah I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to
01:23:26the internet but I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces what
01:23:31are you gonna do arrest me actually that's my job oh Mia Matthews you're under arrest
01:23:36for revenge porn what you're not actually doing this are you these are not what they're for
01:23:41call my dad oh daddy bye ma'am
01:23:48if you invited me here to watch that I appreciate it that's not why I invited you here
01:23:54everybody what is he doing
01:24:05I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets
01:24:12and here are my secrets
01:24:16I scream when I see spiders I do and I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so
01:24:24scared I just left it there and I cannot tell my lefts from my rights no what are you doing
01:24:31you look like a crazy person and I have one more secret
01:24:36Jules I am stupidly in love with you
01:24:43and I want to make it official Jules right here in front of everybody
01:24:47I want everyone to know what you are to me
01:24:51yes Noah I'll be your girlfriend even if I'm an asshole it's part of your charm I love you
01:24:59I love you right back
01:25:08everybody let's get this party started
01:25:20oh