DejaVu Atlanta Episode 8
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00:10I just feel my face get touched.
00:25I just felt like he was trying me.
00:26So I popped him in his motherfucking mouth.
00:28You like to sneak people, so bitch, I'm not going to get caught off guard.
00:33I was coming to ask you, do you want him?
00:34Yes or no? It don't matter. He know why.
00:36I see how you talking to me. Look, you talking to Joy, and popped her in the face.
00:40You went after Gucci, after me, and now you going after you.
00:47It's the Jake Laure show.
00:55Why did you stand up when I took the BBW? You went to jump me?
00:58I said back out, motherfucker. Don't do that.
01:00Are you done?
01:01Beat that bitch.
01:02Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
01:05Right.
01:06Oh, my God.
01:07Oh, my God.
01:10Y'all bitches is trash.
01:12I didn't even read that.
01:13I ain't gonna lie. I'm going to let her get it.
01:15I was wrong for sneaking you on Young and Reckless reunion.
01:19Are you okay?
01:21Gucci, but you have herpes.
01:22Who's Aja?
01:23Aja.
01:24And so that's the reason why we stopped coming around.
01:26This that herpes bitch.
01:28Gucci is STD-free.
01:31STD-free.
01:33You can't get rid of herpes, nigga.
01:36I got three niggas. I'm going to fight them for all three of them.
01:38I was not going to fuck with him because I didn't want this to happen.
01:41You got a lot going on, so I'm going to wait.
01:44Gather yourself up, but when I come to you and I say I need to talk, just know what I'm looking for.
01:48Okay.
01:50You're not getting me out of that Deja Vu house.
01:52Go ahead and have a seat. I'm going to be here to stay.
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03:46I motherfuckin' got a dream ran on me, nigga.
03:47I got two, two trains in my fuckin' life
03:49every fuckin' day after that for a month straight.
03:52I don't wanna deal with that.
03:54When I went to that podcast,
03:55really about to go watch it,
03:56that bitch called in to pick with me.
03:58She called in to pick with me
04:00after I got on live and checked her ass about the shit.
04:02So that's what I'm saying.
04:03What is it?
04:04Thanks, I don't know.
04:05Grab her when she not.
04:07I'm at the top of the stairs
04:08with my little knot in the bottom on or whatever,
04:10and Nosh is downstairs and she's like,
04:14well, I learned a lot of fuck you told them people
04:16that they had a train ran on me.
04:18And I'm like, well, I'm just repeating
04:20what somebody told me.
04:22I already talked to about like a grown woman.
04:24But the person that ran a train on you,
04:25ain't he right there?
04:27He right there.
04:30Okay, so then ask your mans, ask Cheek.
04:33Girl, Cheek said you're clownish.
04:35Cheek said you're lying.
04:37I got the messages in my phone.
04:39What are you talking about?
04:40He said what?
04:41He said you're a clown, you're lying.
04:42Aw.
04:43So y'all know at that point, me and Jay was going at it.
04:46So it was just ironic.
04:47She got this big, he was at bars, not,
04:49and we were not going to talk about it
04:51because we had other things to talk about.
04:53Show me where you say he ran a train on me.
04:54I want you to show the camera right now.
04:57Hold on.
04:58Because you got the T, I want to see it.
05:00Who else who said Cheek to him?
05:02Can I get my lab results first?
05:04Let me get my lab results.
05:05You said Cheek to him, right?
05:07That's what they said.
05:08Why are you mad at me?
05:09Muffin said, right?
05:11Why are you mad at me?
05:12Muffin said you're pushing the wrong.
05:15Let me tell you something.
05:16You're not going to beat me up.
05:17Yeah, did I call you?
05:18Bitch, you're locked up already.
05:19I don't even want to touch you right now.
05:20Because you're wrong.
05:21Like right now, I'm in a jail.
05:23You're bumped up.
05:24Bitch, what you supposed to do?
05:24You're bumped up.
05:25Bitch, you supposed to fight Diamond.
05:27No, I wasn't.
05:27I wasn't.
05:28Sorry, you were supposed to fight Diamond,
05:29you got what?
05:30And you were supposed to fight Cash.
05:32Where's Cash?
05:33Bro!
05:34Hey, everyone, bring up Cash.
05:37I don't need Cash.
05:37Mike, leave her alone.
05:39Bitch, come downstairs and run with me.
05:40Girl.
05:41Bring Cash.
05:42Let's go.
05:43Let's go.
05:44Run me to Cash and let's go.
05:46You already nodded up.
05:47They got you.
05:48You're talking about niggas said this and that.
05:49The niggas that you're saying said I got a train run on me
05:51and sit here telling you, like, it didn't happen.
05:53Either come down here and get this fay
05:54or shut the fuck up.
05:55And it's like, really?
05:56She didn't want the energy with me, for real.
05:57So I not peep that.
05:58No, why are you checking me?
05:59I'm only sparing you because they just beat you up, bro.
06:02But now, I don't even care.
06:03My pussy got trashed.
06:06How the fuck would none of these niggas say
06:07that was in it?
06:08It was in front of Cash.
06:09Debatable.
06:10And you was eating it from the bag.
06:11I pulled up screenshots.
06:12You saved my penis, niggas.
06:14Don't act like y'all fucking like two stars
06:16kissing this pussy, niggas.
06:18I don't have that problem.
06:19I don't have that problem.
06:21I don't have that problem.
06:22She has no facts.
06:23I never fucking missed a day.
06:25You know that.
06:25I never fucking missed a day.
06:26I don't have that problem.
06:28Now, bitch, you're gonna shut me up.
06:30Y'all not gonna shut me up.
06:32This what y'all wanted, right?
06:34Play Double Season 3.
06:37This what y'all wanted, right?
06:39This what y'all wanted, right?
06:41Happy's in the grove, niggas.
06:43Encore!
06:44You came in the house on bullshit
06:46and got your ass whooped
06:49as an intro to Deja Vu?
06:51That's really something to remember, for real.
06:53You come on my shit with bullshit,
06:56you gonna get your ass dealt with every time.
07:09So, I was saying that she felt like
07:17a lot of cats that wasn't fucking with her
07:19and she didn't get to kind of like get to know everybody.
07:22Of course.
07:23So I'm like, okay, let's, you know, let's-
07:24It's high school, baby.
07:26You're the new girl.
07:27You're pretty.
07:27Ain't nobody gonna fuck with you
07:29until we figure out who you are.
07:31But we can't get to know somebody who ain't here.
07:33But we all agree she's pretty.
07:34Yeah.
07:35Of course.
07:36So let me try.
07:37Oh, you gorgeous.
07:38Do you know why I wasn't here?
07:40No, I don't.
07:41Okay, so the reason why I wasn't here
07:42is because production called me early this morning
07:44and said that I need to be on set at a certain time
07:46and have an outfit by a certain time.
07:48So I had to oover around all day.
07:50That took forever.
07:51So I wasn't able to make it on time.
07:52Okay, see, I don't know backstories.
07:54We just know you told me what's going on in the house.
07:57So, they don't tell me backstories.
07:58Missy, you're one of the girls that's gone away
08:00that she wasn't here.
08:03Yes, because-
08:04Or wasn't in.
08:04You know what I understand?
08:05You know what we deal with.
08:06You know, you feel like you're bigger than the program.
08:10How do you feel like that?
08:11Because you ain't been here.
08:13I just told you why I wasn't here.
08:15You just told me, but I'm telling you what I said earlier.
08:18What I said before.
08:20So, we're still in eliminations
08:22and we have to say who we feel like should go.
08:24That's fine, but they begged me to come here a day before.
08:27I don't know anything about that.
08:29I just let you know,
08:30this whole thing was a last minute thing.
08:32When they called my phone, it was a day before
08:34they booked my flight.
08:34I swear to God.
08:36You feel me?
08:37We don't know that.
08:38Yeah.
08:38So, I let y'all know,
08:39so now y'all know what's the confusion,
08:40what's going on.
08:41We ended up going downstairs and playing another game.
08:44And by then, we done met my girl, Dine.
08:48Beautiful girl, like gorgeous.
08:50Like, you just can't help but to say she's beautiful.
08:53I love bad bitches and she definitely qualified for me.
08:56That's just like True or Dare.
08:58I like that game.
08:59No, it's not.
08:59That one wasn't funny.
09:01I gotta get TP.
09:02Hold up.
09:03Gucci.
09:04Gucci.
09:06I dare you to give Ferragamo a kiss.
09:09Where at?
09:10On my pussy or lips?
09:11Ooh.
09:12Ooh.
09:12Pussy lips.
09:13Joy.
09:15Ooh.
09:16Oh.
09:17I'm into pussy lips.
09:17Ooh.
09:18Ooh.
09:19Okay.
09:20He took my hand.
09:21Dare.
09:22I dare you to kiss me.
09:24Ooh.
09:25Ooh.
09:25Ooh.
09:26That's sexy.
09:27Oh.
09:28Oh.
09:29Ooh.
09:30Ooh.
09:30Ooh.
09:31Ooh.
09:32Ooh.
09:33I love it.
09:34I love it.
09:35Duke, Truth or Dare.
09:37Ooh.
09:38Dare.
09:39I dare you to motorboat the finest person in the room.
09:44Who do you think is the finest girl?
09:45I dare Duke to motorboat the sexiest person in the room.
09:50Being that I overheard him tell Joyce
09:52how pretty she was earlier that day,
09:54I thought he was gonna choose Joyce.
09:56But putting him on the spot made his cheeks turn red
09:59like a little white boy.
10:00So we just let him do me.
10:03Start here.
10:04You wanted to pick me anyway.
10:05Yay.
10:06Yay.
10:07Yay.
10:08Yay.
10:09Wait, I didn't hear the sound.
10:10I didn't.
10:11I didn't.
10:12Sorry.
10:12What are you doing?
10:13Yeah.
10:14Wow.
10:15Wow.
10:16Wow.
10:17I dare you to make your ass clap to ABCs.
10:21Okay.
10:22Five, two, three.
10:24ABCs.
10:25ABCs.
10:26ABCs.
10:26ABCs.
10:27ABCs.
10:28ABCs.
10:29ABCs.
10:30ABCs.
10:31ABCs.
10:32ABCs.
10:32ABCs.
10:33ABCs.
10:35ABCs.
10:36ABCs.
10:36ABCs.
10:37ABCs.
10:38ABCs, ABCs, ABCs.
10:39ABCs, ABCs.
10:40ABCs, ABCs.
10:41ABCs, ABCs, ABCs, ABCs.
10:43ABCs.
10:44She said, ABCs.
10:46That shit was moving like waterbed.
10:48Moving.
10:49I was like, damn.
10:51My day was a cliche.
10:52But what happens if I'm gay?
10:54Oh.
10:54Oh.
10:56If you straight, hold on.
10:58So we doing game night downstairs.
11:00Everybody vibing.
11:01Everybody having a good time.
11:02Until them bitches decided
11:04they wanted to make me kiss Trey.
11:06There you go.
11:07Don't look me in my eye while you're doing move shit.
11:11Go ahead.
11:14We all really just needed to let loose and have fun.
11:17And that's exactly what the fuck we did.
11:19Who's a dare?
11:20Dare.
11:24Y'all done fucked up.
11:32So, after we played trick or dare for a little bit,
11:35we decided that we was gonna have drinks in the pool
11:38and I can't swim,
11:40so I'm just gonna sit to the side looking real fucking cute.
11:42♪♪♪
12:03Woo!
12:04Woo!
12:04Woo!
12:05Woo!
12:06Woo!
12:07Me and Don is cool.
12:09You know what I'm saying?
12:10Like, we're cool.
12:11So, I'm not trying to be cocky when I say this,
12:13but Don already told everybody that he loved me.
12:15He love my coochies, this and that.
12:16Like, it's an obsession type of thing.
12:18Whatever.
12:19He was playing with me.
12:20He was picking me up, throwing me in the pool.
12:23All kinds of shit.
12:27I ain't gonna lie.
12:28It was fun.
12:29Not relationship rekindle fun.
12:31It was just like, ugh.
12:32Everybody's cool.
12:33Me and Mel's chilling.
12:35He chilling.
12:36Gucci and him chilling.
12:38You got Duke and them.
12:39You got everybody literally having a time.
12:42You got bitches getting naked.
12:43You got all that.
12:44So, I just felt like this was like one of my best times.
12:46Like, I really had a blast in the pool.
12:48♪♪♪♪
12:55Y'all, I jumped in with a wig and came out bald.
12:57I just had to grab it up out the pool like,
13:00fuck it.
13:02Willy nilly.
13:05Fuck it.
13:05But it was fun though.
13:06Everybody was dunking everybody.
13:09I hopped in.
13:09Everybody just hopping in.
13:11And here go Nola.
13:14Somebody done dared my bitch to hop,
13:17walk around the pool naked.
13:20I thought it was just gonna be a light little,
13:23put your feet in the water.
13:24These bitches diving in the pool from the balcony.
13:27Bitches is swimming.
13:28They got their wigs off and coming from out the water.
13:30I'm bald headed as hell.
13:33I just wanted to introduce Don.
13:35I don't know if you guys met him.
13:36What you mean?
13:37We met him in the first day.
13:38Oh, yeah, I met him.
13:38Okay.
13:39Back it out.
13:40Back it out.
13:41My boy Mack got a good punch on me.
13:42You know what I mean?
13:43Shit was good.
13:44Don't feel him.
13:45I ain't gonna lie.
13:46Yeah.
13:46Hands in the water.
13:47That's fucking shit.
13:48Hands in the water.
13:49That's my pool.
13:50That's my pool.
13:51That's my pool.
13:51That's my pool.
13:52That's my pool.
13:53That's my pool.
13:54That's my pool.
13:55That's my pool.
13:56That's my pool.
13:56That's my pool.
13:57That's my pool.
13:58That's my pool.
13:59That's my pool.
14:00That's my pool.
14:01We don't sit bro in this sexy shit.
14:02We don't sit bro in this sexy shit.
14:05So when I came back to this house,
14:08it was a pool party going on
14:09and everybody was showing me love.
14:11Like it was just all love.
14:12I got a nice warm welcome.
14:13Like I belong here and I felt good.
14:16Mack didn't do all this to my face.
14:19What happened was when me and Mack was fighting,
14:23my braces was already broke off.
14:25So when he punched me,
14:26my braces got stuck and ripped my gums in half.
14:29So I had to get my whole gum sewed and reconstructed.
14:33Mack, he got a good hit,
14:35but he didn't do all this to my mouth.
14:36It just had to get surgery
14:37because I ripped the metal on the side of my mouth
14:40and ripped it in half.
14:41Oh my God.
14:43Oh my God.
14:47Yeah.
14:48It's time.
14:52Big guy.
14:57Oh my God.
15:01Mel was drunk as a skunk.
15:03There wasn't no shrooms in the building.
15:06Bitch, you was turned.
15:07It didn't even take a shroom to get you lit.
15:10That bitch was, she has nine.
15:12She's a cat.
15:13Bitch, she's at two lives right now.
15:16That bitch died seven times, came back on my toes.
15:19I had way too much to drink that night,
15:23but it don't matter.
15:27Oh my God.
15:35Alyssa, I'm about to roll up.
15:39I got to smoke.
15:41My motherfucking head hurts.
15:48I'm about to smoke.
15:50Y'all have y'all best night, bruh.
15:53Holy shit.
15:57I told that bitch, I'm like, man, I'm cold as fuck.
15:59We go up tomorrow.
16:00Shower time.
16:02Was there a camera in my room, bro?
16:08Hey, yo, look.
16:09Shower time.
16:10Homie, baby, wash my motherfucking bags.
16:13It's like, nigga, nah, it was back to life, regular.
16:16Like how we do shit, bitch.
16:17We don't shower alone, bitch.
16:18We shower together.
16:19We don't sleep by ourselves, bitch.
16:21We sleep in the same bed.
16:22You don't let this little guy confuse you, baby.
16:27Hey, I'm here.
16:32Hey.
16:35How are you?
16:44Wait, yo, you ain't seen it on there.
16:46I have the blogs telling me I want to be with Don again,
16:49and I don't.
16:49I have Don going back and forth with my girlfriend
16:53on the internet,
16:54trying to make it seem like home is greener
16:57on his side of the fucking field.
16:58Bitch, it's not.
16:59Like, at this point, I'm ready to just go home to my girl.
17:07♪♪♪
17:24♪♪♪
17:37The next morning, motherfuckers coming in with the boombox,
17:40playing, like, rock music or something loud as hell
17:43to wake all of us up.
17:44Talking about, ladies, get up, get dressed.
17:47Put on sportswear, and they're handing us boots and stuff.
17:50Like, what the fuck am I going to do
17:51with this?
17:52Look, it's some rain boots.
17:53They woke us up at 7.30 this morning with music.
17:58They playing music to wake us up,
17:59and I'm fucking irritated.
18:01I'm like, I don't even know how I'm playing
18:03this loud-ass, country-bunking-ass music.
18:05Is y'all cool?
18:08They're waking us up with these loud-ass radios,
18:10and I'm just like, what the fuck?
18:12Like, what are we about to get into today?
18:14I had on, like, some booty shorts, dream binding,
18:16and my eye was a little fucked up,
18:18but I was ready to go and catch some chickens,
18:21because they had told us that we were going
18:23to go on the farm for a whole bunch of animals,
18:25and they said that possibly we were going
18:27to be catching chickens.
18:28Niggas, 8 o'clock.
18:30We ain't ate shit.
18:31It's 8 motherfucking 30, we ain't ate shit yet.
18:34But I know we about to do some bullshit,
18:35and they got us in these motherfucking,
18:37but I don't even know what the fuck you call these, bro.
18:40We're going to call these Balenciagos.
18:42These ain't Balenciagas, these Balenciagos.
18:52So, it's morning time, and I'm sitting down in the living room,
18:56and I'm sitting with Becca, and Becca is like,
18:59well, I'm going to show and prove you
19:01when you said that I was a wack-ass bitch.
19:03At the reunion, when I stood up to defend my friend
19:06over that big girl, you said what?
19:09I said, don't judge her.
19:10You said, Becca, I like you, but...
19:11That's where I got the game from.
19:12Yeah, I like you, but don't judge her.
19:14But if you do, I'm going to have to...
19:16I'm going to have to fight you.
19:17Yeah, you threatened me.
19:18Because that's my friend.
19:18So, why did you think I threatened you?
19:19Why would you?
19:21It had nothing to do with you.
19:22She's like fucking 500 pounds.
19:25I'm going to try to make amends, which is cool.
19:28I don't mind being cordial with somebody,
19:31but once we fight, we're going to be forever, bitch.
19:33We will never be the same.
19:35And then after that, when I fought Ari, right?
19:38Play it, you want me to play it back?
19:39All you hear is, yeah, beat Becca wack-ass.
19:42Now I'm wack?
19:43When, please play it.
19:44I will.
19:45I will absolutely.
19:46I would not mind at all.
19:47Please play it.
19:48Here we go.
19:48I know I'm not bugging.
19:50Here, let's listen to this.
19:52I'm not bugging.
19:53I can hear it in the mirror.
19:54Okay.
20:00You didn't hear that?
20:01Okay.
20:02I know I'm not bugging.
20:03You heard that?
20:04Okay.
20:05She called the camera and wasn't going to pick it up.
20:07I didn't.
20:08How is that?
20:09Ari said, Becca, you said, get back to wack-ass.
20:11Stop playing.
20:12Yeah.
20:13But can I get my apology?
20:14We're both going through the footage.
20:16And I can tell you right now,
20:17I don't give a fuck about that shit.
20:19Becca, bitch, you had nothing but space
20:21and opportunity to fight me on one bad-ass reunion.
20:23And so to bring it over to Deja Vu,
20:25I want to know, did you fight anybody else, bitch?
20:29Or was I your storyline like the rest of these bitches?
20:31Did I push you out of my coochie like everybody else?
20:34Becca, Becca.
20:36Okay.
20:37I didn't say get back to wack-ass.
20:40So what's my apology?
20:41Yeah.
20:42My bad, my bad.
20:42Okay.
20:43I'm not no fool.
20:44I said, get back to wack-ass.
20:45Okay.
20:46I didn't think somebody was going to pick that up.
20:48I did a lot of shit.
20:48Fuck up because I don't want to get up.
20:49But get back to wack-ass is crazy.
20:52Right.
20:53What did you say?
20:54I did a lot of shit.
20:55Fuck up because I don't want to get up.
20:56But get back to wack-ass is crazy.
20:58Right.
20:59Why I say get back up?
21:03Y'all, I don't know why I said that shit.
21:05I looked back at that shit.
21:07I was like, damn, you was a messy bitch.
21:09But look.
21:11Tried to sit again.
21:13All right, did it get you though?
21:14I'm glad we got down to the moment.
21:16She did.
21:16I mean, she got beat up.
21:18Y'all got that.
21:19Yeah, okay.
21:19I was about to say.
21:20But she did get up and fight you though.
21:22That's not fair.
21:22She got tore.
21:23She got up and fight you.
21:24Who got tore more?
21:25Her or you?
21:26She was a pussy.
21:27That's what I'm saying.
21:27That's what I'm saying.
21:28Get out there and fight.
21:29Don't get back there.
21:30Okay.
21:32Y'all talk all this shit about Nadas TV audio,
21:35but the audio sure picked up her saying,
21:38get back in wack-ass.
21:39Nasally as fuck-ass voice.
21:41And the gag is after that, she ain't want no smoke.
21:43I violated her in the worst way.
21:45And guess what?
21:46Bitch apologized.
21:51Me?
21:52I'm not a dumb bitch.
21:53This is Nas TV.
21:54They not just buying us no brand new shoes
21:57and whoop-whoop-da-bam.
21:58So I'm like, hold on, bitch.
22:00They buying us some shoes
22:01because we about to get dirty.
22:02But we don't know where we going.
22:03We all literally talking about what it could be.
22:06We don't, I don't know.
22:07Did we all pull up to this motherfucking shitty-ass farm?
22:13So when we first pulled up to the farm,
22:15I'm like, this is my dream come true.
22:19I've been waiting to ride a fucking horse.
22:21Then when we got there,
22:25I'm like, damn, it smell like shit.
22:30It's a little bit too much bugs out here.
22:35What is that kid?
22:36So we pull up to the challenge
22:37and I noticed that it's a farm.
22:39We're on deja vu.
22:41Being a smoky chicken coop
22:42was not on my fucking bingo card.
22:44Y'all should've had them bitches on Greek life,
22:46chasing chickens and cleaning up shit.
22:50We're gonna split y'all up into two teams.
22:53We got two captains that we're going to assign.
22:55And then the captains are going to take turns
22:57picking the rest of their teammates, okay?
22:59The winning team,
23:00each person is going to get a cash prize.
23:02Look at that.
23:04So y'all find out that cash prize at the end.
23:06It could be a dollar.
23:07It could be $500.
23:08It could be $1,000.
23:09The two captains are gonna be LaRue and Jay.
23:11They're gonna take turns picking their teammates.
23:15So they made me team captain
23:16and I ended up picking all the tall, strong people.
23:19I'm gonna pick a Michelle, Gucci,
23:22Duke, Trey Cullen,
23:24like all the strong and, you know, just competitive people.
23:27I just wanted us to be a good, great team.
23:30I picked my team based off of people
23:33who I felt like wasn't gonna be scared
23:36to get down and fucking dirty.
23:38I mean, I'm a pretty bitch,
23:39but I'm from the trenches though.
23:41So two teams.
23:42One person each goes into the pen.
23:45I'm gonna assign colors to the chickens.
23:48Your one team, you're gonna get the white chickens
23:50and you're gonna get the brown chickens.
23:53So there's gonna be somebody holding the kennel door
23:56as you put the chickens in so it doesn't escape.
23:58And you're gonna tag team in
24:00until you get all four of your chickens.
24:01That's my idea.
24:02The door person and stuck holding that door,
24:05somebody's gotta take over or they're gonna lose.
24:07They go in last and grab one of the gray chickens.
24:11So the first motherfucking challenge,
24:13they got us running around chasing and choking chickens.
24:16I said, shit, this gonna be easy for me.
24:19I'm used to choking chickens.
24:20You know what I'm saying?
24:22Okay, all right, stop, stop, stop.
24:25Everybody gotta go in the coop and grab a chicken,
24:28throw it into the cage here.
24:31They elect me the cage holder and you gonna see,
24:33you gotta open it, close it, open, close it.
24:35You got three chickens.
24:36Then you gotta close it right
24:38and go get the last gray one.
24:39First up, Jay Galore,
24:41cause she team captain, like bitch,
24:43like, come on, you gotta be first.
24:44What you gonna do?
24:46I got up in there first.
24:47It was me versus Jay Galore.
24:48I get in there first.
24:49Three, two, go catch it.
24:59I pushed her to the side.
25:01I ran up in there.
25:02I grabbed a motherfucking chicken.
25:04Okay, choking chickens is something that ain't new to me.
25:09Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
25:16Help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help.
25:25I'm gonna win by any motherfucking means.
25:28I'm talking about, I literally,
25:29I was holding his ass, like, nah, nigga.
25:33We about to get this motherfucking win.
25:36All right, coochie, coochie, coochie right there.
25:38Let's go.
25:39Hey, no, you can't go.
25:41No, y'all can't go to y'all.
25:43Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
25:51I look over at Naj.
25:53Naj over there choking the fucking chicken.
25:55Why is he choking that chicken like that?
25:57Poor fucking chicken.
25:58And the people that are on the forum was so fucking mad.
26:01They're like, please don't choke the chickies.
26:03Because Naj gonna choke the motherfucking chicken.
26:05Like, girl, what you doing?
26:07I think Naj killed that fucking chicken.
26:10That was illegal.
26:11It's fucked, Naj, and Peeta will be on your ass.
26:15I about cooked that up.
26:16Bitch, that's just what it was.
26:17Bitch, I about broke them bones, bitch,
26:19and made a full fucking piece.
26:27When I was grabbing the chicken,
26:29I fucking busted my, like, really ran into a wall.
26:32Like, I was almost unconscious.
26:37Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
27:01She blocked the door.
27:03Yeah, yeah.
27:08Where are you?
27:09What's up?
27:10Where are you?
27:11Where are you?
27:12Where are you?
27:13Where are you?
27:14I don't give a fuck what nobody say.
27:16They cheated.
27:17They cheated.
27:17They fucking cheated.
27:19Because why the fuck was they closing the gate
27:22on my teammate before?
27:23But we could come up.
27:25I seen a nigga come up and close the motherfucking gate
27:28so the motherfuckers couldn't get out.
27:30That's how the fuck we lost the first challenge.
27:33Me and Q pulled up, and we're on a farm.
27:37I'm like, what's going on here?
27:39Is this Chicken Little?
27:41Uh, like, I'm too cute to be on a farm.
27:45I have my shades on.
27:47I have my hair laid, outfit slayed,
27:50and we're out here doing farm work.
27:54Make your ass up, cheater.
27:56I mean, y'all ready?
27:57Y'all closer than you.
27:58Y'all closer.
27:59Five, four, three, two, catch the chicken.
28:03No!
28:09It was locked.
28:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:36He's out, he's out.
28:37He's out.
28:38Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo.
28:40Yo, yo, yo.
28:41Get the dog, get the dog.
28:45Get the dog, get it.
28:46Back up, man.
28:48Yo, yo.
28:49Hey, yo.
28:49One of y'all, go get that other fucking chicken.
28:53Whoever was supposed to be locking my cage didn't lock it,
28:56and the fucking chicken ran out.
28:58So now I'm running around this fucking farm
29:02trying to chase the chicken like I'm the fucking chicken
29:05with her head cut off.
29:07And it was just a mess.
29:08Like, the chicken run fast as fuck.
29:11Don't ever chase a fucking chicken.
29:13Hey, hey, hey.
29:14Whoa.
29:15Whoa.
29:16Oh my god.
29:17Oh my god.
29:18Don't let him get up.
29:20Get the fuck.
29:21Get the fuck.
29:22Get the fuck.
29:23Get the fuck.
29:24Get the fuck.
29:25Get the fuck.
29:26Get the fuck.
29:27Get the fuck.
29:28Get it.
29:29Straight up.
29:33Come on, Trey.
29:34Come on, Trey.
29:35Come on, Trey.
29:36Get in.
29:36Come on, Trey.
29:37Come on, Trey.
29:39That's the last step, right?
29:40Hold it.
29:41Trey, Trey, Trey, hold it.
29:43Get in.
29:45No, you keep going.
29:47Oh.
29:47No, no.
29:50Get in.
29:51Get in.
29:54Whoa.
29:55Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
29:57Whoa, whoa, whoa.
29:58Come on, come on.
30:00Keep it close, keep it close.
30:03Lock it, lock it, lock it.
30:05Let's see the profile, man.
30:07Hey, hey, hey, hey.
30:09Yeah, Q let the chicken out on our thing.
30:11So now I'm like, oh yeah, we won.
30:13And I could, it was easy for me.
30:15Once we got that last chicken, I was already on point.
30:18Grabbed it, I started walking to victory.
30:21So we lost the first challenge.
30:23At this point, we need to redeem ourselves.
30:25Like, they said it was a cash prize on here.
30:34All right, so listen.
30:36This is called Saddle Up.
30:39First team to saddle up their horse correctly wins.
30:42You're going to go in there two at a time per horse.
30:45You only get one minute.
30:48Once you get one minute, the next two people go in
30:51until your horse is saddled up correctly.
30:53The next challenge, they showed us one time
30:55how to straddle the horse the correct way.
30:58And we had to, like, remember what they were saying
31:01and do it faster than the other team was doing it.
31:05All right, in five, four, three, two, saddle up.
31:12Saddle up.
31:14Easy does it.
31:16All right, go, go, go.
31:18You got to get it.
31:20First.
31:24I know you're fucking with me.
31:26Hell nah.
31:29Come on, Diamond, be calm.
31:31Diamond, Diamond, Diamond.
31:33Diamond, come on.
31:35Diamond, please.
31:36They got their bag up.
31:38There you go.
31:41Soon as they opened that gate, bro,
31:43my horse almost kicked me in my shit.
31:45I'm trying to calm this nigga down
31:47because we all just scared the hell out of this dude.
31:49This nigga weigh like 1,500 pounds.
31:52You ever got kicked by 1,500 pounds?
31:55I never, like, saddled a literal horse.
32:00I had to strap up that horse
32:03completely different than what I was used to, okay?
32:06Switch, switch.
32:09Go, go, go.
32:13Expediate the walk.
32:18I have a great memory.
32:20These motherfuckers gonna pay attention.
32:22I paid attention when I gave the instructions, honey.
32:25When I go up in there, I'm gonna finish this shit in one second.
32:28You got it, you got it.
32:30Go, go, go.
32:34We're good, it's fine.
32:37I thought I was a horse whisperer,
32:40but clearly, I been fucking with the wrong type of horses.
32:54They beat us, so now we lit and lit.
32:57One and one. We tied up.
32:59So we gotta humble ourselves now,
33:01because this last exercise, we don't know what's going on,
33:03but like I told you,
33:05we got all these shit kickers and the plot thickens.
33:08We get to these pens.
33:10I don't know what they had in here.
33:12They done fed them animals the wrong stuff,
33:14so we cleaning the horse pens.
33:16We gotta see who cleaned them out the best,
33:18and then we get raided by the lady.
33:20When I heard that we were gonna be picking up horseshit,
33:24I was disgusted.
33:26I was ready to leave,
33:28but when I heard that it was a cash prize on the line,
33:30I got that shit right on together.
33:33Two. Lady shit.
33:35Whoa! Come on, you guys.
33:37Come on.
33:41Get it. Get it. Come on.
33:43Go slow and steady.
33:45Hurry up now! Hurry up!
33:47Oh, my God! It's a fucking frog!
33:49Ah!
33:51Diamond said it was a frog.
33:53When she said it was a frog,
33:55a damn shitty-ass frog finna jump on me.
33:58Oh, my God. There's blood in here.
34:00Close your mouth. Close your mouth.
34:02Hurry up, damn it!
34:04Come on, we got five. We got two seconds.
34:06I was the leader, so I didn't have to clean up shit,
34:08and I love that, so I just got to direct and manage,
34:11which, you know, that's what I was born for.
34:13That's what I do. I manage everybody.
34:15I'm a boss. I bounce bitches around.
34:17We still have to clean it before the seven minutes.
34:19Oh, shit, I forgot. We do have seven minutes.
34:21Oh, we got three minutes, 30 seconds left.
34:23Okay, wrap this shit up.
34:25My teammates was like,
34:27you didn't do the first challenge.
34:29Like, you know, you got to really pull your weight right now.
34:31You came in late.
34:33So I'm like, you know what, let me stop being bougie,
34:36and let me stop being a bad bitch.
34:38Let me get into my team spirit.
34:46What are we doing?
34:48Three, two, stop!
34:51That was illegal. They should not have had us there.
34:54I knew I was gonna catch a slime flu
34:56being up at that motherfucking bar.
34:58This was a shitty experience.
35:04C.
35:06I think this was like a B+.
35:08No, it's definitely a C. C- even.
35:11Why are you saying C-?
35:13Because they're not gonna drink all that water.
35:15I mean, they need more than that.
35:22This one's actually better.
35:26I lied, B-.
35:28They just wanted us to help clean the fucking bars.
35:31I don't even think this was a fucking challenge.
35:33I think that farm was looking for some fucking free labor.
35:37Do I look like a fucking slave to you, bitch?
35:41This third challenge, I was just ready to win.
35:44Like, I'm a winner at heart,
35:46so it don't matter if I'm dealing with shit,
35:48fucking fur world, fucking animals, fucking pets.
35:51I'm gonna do my big one.
35:54Bring that milk!
35:59Come on! Come on!
36:01Come on, get that stuff, girl!
36:03Come on! Come on!
36:05Come on, get that stuff!
36:10She got the wrong shit.
36:14That's the shitty shit I like to see.
36:18I see everybody in there trying to be cute,
36:20even a nigga trying to be cute, so you know what I did?
36:23I had to speed up the process.
36:25No gloves and everything.
36:27I started picking up this shit with my hands.
36:29Come on, let's go. There's two more right here.
36:31Two more people right here.
36:33Come on, come on. Don't dump, don't dump.
36:35The outside too, baby. Get the outside, the outside.
36:38Get the outside of the bucket.
36:40Get the bottom of the bucket.
36:42One minute, two minutes.
36:44One minute, one minute.
36:50Hurry up!
36:52Five, four, three, two, one!
36:55Y'all fuckin' failed that shit!
37:00I'd say the FAR teams did a little bit better,
37:03because this stall was easy enough not to...
37:05But you did try to shave savings.
37:07Yeah, we tried to save as much sand as we could.
37:09So that was very good.
37:11Yeah.
37:13I'd say you'd be an A, and I have an A-.
37:15Yeah!
37:23The real top goals, right?
37:25I feel like the owner had, like, some type of, like,
37:27favorites.
37:29Y'all got favorites in this bitch?
37:31Because why the fuck y'all didn't pick my team?
37:33My team did good.
37:35And y'all didn't pick my team?
37:37But I feel like y'all had favorites.
37:39But you know what?
37:41We can't tussle and doodle like that.
37:43Y'all can have that.
37:45My team took the fuckin' trophy home,
37:47and that's just what it is.
37:49I knew it was gonna win.
37:51It just was underestimating us,
37:53because we cute, and we look better than them.
37:55But at the end of the day,
37:57we still get down and dirty.
37:59Where's T-Lord?
38:01I'm not fighting for him.
38:03Where's T-Lord? Come here.
38:05I'm not playing. Send me home. I'm not fighting.
38:07I said, y'all send me home. I'm not fighting this nigga.
38:09Because y'all not getting him and telling him
38:11to leave me the fuck alone when I said I don't want to fight.
38:13My mouth fucked up.
38:15When I walked to the bus, the nigga Duke was like,
38:17no, you don't get on the bus yet.
38:19I knew what the fuck to do.
38:21At that point, I already knew it was some bullshit.
38:41Y'all can't keep throwing stones
38:43and tucking your tail.
38:45They put a battery in your back,
38:47and they feed into it.
38:49That's your goofy-ass fault,
38:51and that's your responsibility to deal with those consequences.
38:53All this shit he's been talking for months,
38:55but still wanting to be cool at the same time.
38:57Y'all goofy as fuck for allowing that shit.
38:59Y'all goofy as fuck for feeding into that shit.
39:05I don't give a fuck.
39:07Y'all don't give a fuck about me.
39:09Niggas getting race out here.
39:11Niggas don't get no break.
39:13No, they're not fighting.
39:15I'm not hearing that.
39:17The ladies are the only ones saying that shit.
39:19Niggas don't give a fuck about that nigga.
39:25Niggas ain't have no grace for me in the streets.
39:27Niggas ain't have no...
39:29All right, exactly.
39:31You got to bring the streets here. That's what it is.
39:33They don't matter.
39:35I guess you just want your whole face broke at this point.
39:37What else do you want, dude?
39:39Just give it up, baby.
39:41I need to get a different storyline
39:43because it's not my cousin award.
39:45Y'all trying to track it.
39:47We get on the band?
39:49Y'all track it.
39:51We're finally able to calm down,
39:53Mac and Duke.
39:55And as we're on the Sprinter,
39:57we hear that we're having a dinner tonight.
39:59When we walk in the house,
40:01you know, I seen a long-ass table
40:03and I'm like, okay, what's going on here?
40:05I'm thinking, like, is this the Last Supper?
40:11Up in Mali, a certain speaker up loud.
40:13Let me tell them, bounce, bounce.
40:15Work it out and then bounce.
40:17Drop down, dip, and then shake it low to the bass hit.
40:19Bounce, work it out and then bounce.
40:21Bounce, let me tell them, bounce.
40:23So I end up throwing this dinner party
40:25or whatever the case may be,
40:27and I have a chef coming to cook,
40:29you know, like crab legs and all that seafood.
40:31All that bitches eat seafood.
40:33We got a DJ.
40:35Now we just waiting to have a ball, you know?
40:37And honestly, this is the first time
40:39when Ojama or whatever the case may be,
40:41and I'm just like, you guys,
40:43like, finally we can actually have a good time.
40:45A good time.
40:49I just feel like it was very disrespectful
40:51for you to call at a dinner
40:53to bring up me
40:55and what I have going on.
40:57It wasn't.
40:59It was my opinion.
41:01I can't be mad about somebody that has
41:032,000 plus bodies.
41:05It is.
41:07I don't even know about it.
41:31Welcome to my dinner party.
41:33This is Deja Vu season 3.
41:37Let's get it!
41:47This ugly bitch wants to fight me.
41:49Y'all should just do that shit.