Full Episode Of Summer Situationship
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00:00:00If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:21To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and
00:00:26ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:34This money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:43Like what you see?
00:00:45After everything that happened between us, Moana, what I do, no one touches my goodness.
00:00:51Get off of her.
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:54Tell him you love him.
00:00:55I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:58Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:01I'm going to make you all hell.
00:01:03Leah, stop.
00:01:05Help me.
00:01:06Get off of her.
00:01:07She goes, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:09Tell me that you want to give up the money and tell me that you love me.
00:01:21You drive me crazy.
00:01:22I drive you crazy.
00:01:23That's funny.
00:01:24You're the one who leaked our sex tape.
00:01:26If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them or you hate their guts.
00:01:33For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:41Can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:42I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:44Don't tempt her.
00:01:46This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:49The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:01:57I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:00Clean it up, maid.
00:02:09I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:13And you'll always be the girl who leaked our sex tape for clout.
00:02:16That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:19I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen your titties.
00:02:29I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:33I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:35Right, Emmett?
00:02:36Yeah.
00:02:37She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:39Oh.
00:02:40You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:49Am I dreaming?
00:02:51No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:02:57What the hell's going on?
00:03:02I don't know.
00:03:03What the hell's going on?
00:03:07Noah?
00:03:08What the hell's going on?
00:03:11Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me.
00:03:16And then when I pulled my hand away, she just, she just fell.
00:03:20Destiny?
00:03:21Hmm?
00:03:22Is that what happened?
00:03:23That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:25Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:30Why do you even care?
00:03:31She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:03:37before things got out of hand.
00:03:42Mia?
00:03:43Hmm?
00:03:44Give me your phone.
00:03:45What?
00:03:46Give me your phone.
00:03:47No.
00:03:48It's right here.
00:03:49I got you.
00:03:52I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:54Why is he standing up for me now?
00:03:56Why is he standing up for me now?
00:03:59If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:04Noah?
00:04:05Open.
00:04:14We aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:16You didn't have to do that.
00:04:18I know.
00:04:22Whoa!
00:04:23Whoa!
00:04:27Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:32Guys, breathe.
00:04:33Alright, somebody call the police.
00:04:35Dude, we can't.
00:04:36Yes, we can.
00:04:37No, we can't.
00:04:38This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:39Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:43Wake up, slut.
00:04:44Show's over.
00:04:45Mia, if you're not gonna help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:04:47Fine by me.
00:04:48I'll be by the pool.
00:04:49Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:51Emmett!
00:04:55I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:05:00You have to save her.
00:05:03Jules?
00:05:04Jules!
00:05:05Come on!
00:05:06Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:07What do I do?
00:05:08Mouth to mouth.
00:05:09Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:17You okay?
00:05:18You okay?
00:05:21Thank God.
00:05:23Alright, um, let's get you up.
00:05:26I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:30Jules?
00:05:32You're not going anywhere.
00:05:33I'm fine.
00:05:34Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:35You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:40What are you, a stripper?
00:05:42I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:44You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:48and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:50And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:05:55and you're wearing this little dress?
00:05:58What are you trying to do?
00:06:00Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:02Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:03You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:05I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:11You know what I think?
00:06:12I think you're here to win it.
00:06:17Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:20Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:23And you know what, I didn't do anything to you, so why don't you just admit it?
00:06:29You still want me.
00:06:31Is he coming on to me?
00:06:36In your dreams.
00:06:39Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:41We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:45Yes, you did. And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities
00:06:48and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:51I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:54Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:06:58And you let her.
00:07:00Did someone say my name?
00:07:06You two are hooking up?
00:07:07We're not hooking up.
00:07:09Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:11Be so fucking for real.
00:07:14Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:16It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:19Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:22How convenient.
00:07:25Let the girls talk.
00:07:32I'm sorry.
00:07:34I'm sorry.
00:07:36I'm sorry.
00:07:38I'm sorry.
00:07:39I'm sorry.
00:07:42After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:55Did you just spit on me?
00:07:58Yeah. I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:02Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:07And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:11Especially Noah.
00:08:16Ow!
00:08:18Noah!
00:08:19Did you see that?
00:08:20She shoved me!
00:08:21Oh my god.
00:08:22Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:25I'm always honest.
00:08:27You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:33Thanks, Noey.
00:08:34Fire her.
00:08:43Fire her.
00:08:47Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:50I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:08:54Noah, she shoved me.
00:08:57And this is my rental too.
00:09:00So...
00:09:02What I say goes.
00:09:11Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:14So you should probably go.
00:09:18I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:24Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:27Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:34Jules.
00:09:37Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:46I want you to take this.
00:09:48Okay?
00:09:49It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:52I don't want your pity check.
00:09:54My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:09:57This is too humiliating.
00:09:59I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:12What are you doing home?
00:10:14I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:16No, no.
00:10:18That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:21Jules, when your father died, he left us in a...
00:10:22$100,000 in debt.
00:10:24I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:28Mia?
00:10:30Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:33But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:38Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:42Everything.
00:10:48I'm so glad I got the trash, my little girl.
00:10:50Please don't call me that.
00:10:53You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:10:57I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:01Mia.
00:11:03Slow down, okay?
00:11:05We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:08What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:12I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:14Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:17Why not?
00:11:18That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:21I'd rather be a grubby maid.
00:11:23Frigid bitch.
00:11:25What are you still doing here?
00:11:27You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:29Tell me this.
00:11:31Are you genuinely stupid?
00:11:33Or do you just not get it?
00:11:35Nobody wants you here.
00:11:37I can't back down.
00:11:39Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:41I'm not talking to you.
00:11:43I'm talking to you.
00:11:45I need you.
00:11:46I'm talking to you.
00:11:48I need this job.
00:11:50I need you to choose me.
00:11:52After everything that happened between us,
00:11:54I shouldn't want her.
00:11:56But I do.
00:11:58What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:02What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:04I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:06No, no, no.
00:12:08No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:12Tell her, Noah.
00:12:14Prove it.
00:12:16Prove it.
00:12:18I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:21And I'll do what you say.
00:12:24Okay.
00:12:26Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:29And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:33Mia.
00:12:35I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:37Alone.
00:12:39Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:46She really has you by the balls.
00:12:49Don't insult me.
00:12:51Or what?
00:12:53You'll spank me?
00:12:55You can leave now.
00:12:57Hey.
00:13:00You won't let me work here
00:13:02because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:07You're right.
00:13:09Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:12You're fired.
00:13:16You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:19Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:13:21Hey, where are you going?
00:13:23Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:25Jules!
00:13:27You can't just leave.
00:13:29You fired me.
00:13:31I can do whatever I want.
00:13:33I don't know.
00:13:35I don't know.
00:13:37I don't know.
00:13:39I don't know.
00:13:41I don't know.
00:13:43I don't know.
00:13:44I can do whatever I want.
00:13:46Stop it.
00:13:48You're so hot.
00:13:50You're so hot. I love it when you're ticklish.
00:13:55Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:13:58Does it look like she's jerking you off?
00:14:07Noah, you come over here.
00:14:10Now.
00:14:14Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:18Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:21Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:14:23You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:27Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:31Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:44What are you doing?
00:14:53Guys?
00:14:55What the hell?
00:14:57What the fuck are you?
00:15:02You want your job back?
00:15:04Fuck me.
00:15:09Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:11Play along.
00:15:13Why would I do that?
00:15:15You want your job back?
00:15:17You've got to earn it.
00:15:19Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:25Okay, fine.
00:15:27Go ahead.
00:15:31You're crazy.
00:15:33I'm committed.
00:15:37Yeah, baby.
00:15:39Give it to me.
00:15:41You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:44I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:15:49Noah, come out right now.
00:15:54Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:15:56Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:15:58I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:00Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:02Show me what you got.
00:16:07Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:09Hand me your shirt now.
00:16:11Okay.
00:16:26Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:30Yeah.
00:16:32Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:35You fucking bitch.
00:16:37You can't stay here.
00:16:38You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:39Take it up with Noah.
00:16:41This isn't over.
00:16:44If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:16:49you're wrong.
00:16:51I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:00Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:03You know what? I should thank you.
00:17:05Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:06Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:09Oh, wait.
00:17:11I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:14You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:16Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:17:18We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship.
00:17:20Right?
00:17:21Yeah.
00:17:22What about it?
00:17:24If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer,
00:17:26you back off the internship.
00:17:28Now, if Jules breaks up with me,
00:17:30I'll back off.
00:17:31Internship will be yours.
00:17:32Yeah, she's really going to stay with you
00:17:34with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:37You're on.
00:17:44We need to talk.
00:17:50Emmett, get out.
00:17:56Did I get my job back?
00:17:58Actually, you've been promoted.
00:17:59To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:05You're nuts.
00:18:07I'm not a hooker.
00:18:09I'm not crazy and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:13Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:16Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:19Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:21Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:25Done.
00:18:26Pull this off with me
00:18:28and at the end of the summer,
00:18:30this money will be yours.
00:18:35Give me that.
00:18:36Not yet.
00:18:42Give me that.
00:18:43Not yet.
00:18:44I will give this to you
00:18:46on the last day at the summer house.
00:18:48But until then,
00:18:50this money's mine.
00:18:52This check is enough to save my life.
00:18:54This check is enough to save my mom,
00:18:57my house, and my dignity.
00:19:00I'll do it.
00:19:03Great.
00:19:08Let's seal the deal.
00:19:16Let's shake on it.
00:19:24All right.
00:19:26Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:38No boners.
00:19:40You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:43You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:19:46Yeah.
00:19:47Just one.
00:19:49No feelings.
00:19:51I don't want things to get complicated.
00:19:54You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:01Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:05Yeah, I do.
00:20:07I have one.
00:20:10No one touches you but me.
00:20:15You don't own me.
00:20:17Jules,
00:20:18I'm being serious.
00:20:20While we do this,
00:20:21I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:22So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:27Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:29Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:31Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:35Let the show begin.
00:20:40Ew.
00:20:42I'm not having dinner with her.
00:20:44There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:20:46You kicked me out.
00:20:48Everyone else was on my side
00:20:49and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:20:51Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:20:55At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world
00:20:59like this skank.
00:21:01Mia.
00:21:03Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:06This is my house.
00:21:08And Jules is my...
00:21:14I'm his guest.
00:21:16I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:17I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:21Hey, Mom.
00:21:23Jason!
00:21:25Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:28Dinner
00:21:30is served.
00:21:35Let's fucking go!
00:21:38James!
00:21:45Oops.
00:21:47I spilled.
00:21:49Emmett?
00:21:51You wanna help?
00:21:53Yeah?
00:22:02Look at Jules squirm.
00:22:06Oh, she can release a sex tape
00:22:08but can't take a body shot?
00:22:15Noah.
00:22:16Are you thirsty?
00:22:22Jules.
00:22:24Take your shirt off.
00:22:46Oops.
00:22:48I spilled a little.
00:22:50Jules.
00:22:52I'm still thirsty.
00:23:03Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:06I have to go.
00:23:16Hey.
00:23:22Hey, thirsty.
00:23:23Noah, you can
00:23:24take a sip off of me.
00:23:27Choke on it.
00:23:32Don't run away from me.
00:23:37Why did you kiss me out there?
00:23:40It was an act, Jules.
00:23:42And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:23:43You can be a real asshole
00:23:44sometimes, you know that?
00:23:46Yeah, I know.
00:23:49Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:23:51You're shivering.
00:23:54Come here.
00:24:07Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:09I'll take the couch.
00:24:10I'll take the couch.
00:24:33What are you doing here
00:24:34and where is Noah?
00:24:40Are you all sore
00:24:41from getting your back
00:24:42blown out last night?
00:24:43Destiny, that is your brother.
00:24:45Whatever.
00:24:47I just came by to tell you
00:24:48how happy I am
00:24:49you've stolen back from Mia.
00:24:51Mia's your best friend?
00:24:53Yeah.
00:24:54She's also a huge bitch.
00:24:56People contain multitudes.
00:24:58Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:00She's been jealous of you
00:25:01since the first time
00:25:02you started hooking up with Noah
00:25:03and she's jealous of you still.
00:25:06And it looks like
00:25:07YouTube got a little
00:25:08catchy on you.
00:25:10There's enough to do
00:25:11if you know what I mean.
00:25:22Like what you see?
00:25:28I do, actually.
00:25:40What are you doing?
00:25:42Taking a shower.
00:25:46Remember,
00:25:48no don'ts.
00:25:50You wish.
00:25:58Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:01I got some things
00:26:02I need to do.
00:26:04I'll see you later.
00:26:06I'll see you later.
00:26:08I'll see you later.
00:26:10I've got some friends
00:26:11coming over.
00:26:12Meet me at the pool.
00:26:25What's with this guy?
00:26:27One minute he's ice cold.
00:26:28Now that we're in front
00:26:29of all these people
00:26:30he's putting on a show.
00:26:37Don't look now
00:26:38but Mia looks like
00:26:39she's ready to rip
00:26:40your hair out.
00:26:46Let's give her
00:26:47something to stare at.
00:27:01I'm not going to let
00:27:02Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:04Everyone's paying attention
00:27:05to her
00:27:06when they should be
00:27:07paying attention to me.
00:27:08Maybe everybody
00:27:09thinks you guys
00:27:10are friends again.
00:27:11You should definitely
00:27:12let her know
00:27:13that that's not true.
00:27:14You're right.
00:27:16It's time to put
00:27:17everyone's loyalty
00:27:18to the test.
00:27:23Everyone,
00:27:24I've decided
00:27:25that it's time
00:27:26to take a vote.
00:27:27Everyone must decide
00:27:28right now
00:27:30whether Jules
00:27:31or I do.
00:27:34Mia, would you relax?
00:27:35We're not taking a vote.
00:27:36We're not on Survivor.
00:27:37All right?
00:27:39What's Survivor?
00:27:40A show for old people.
00:27:42Ew!
00:27:43It's so boring.
00:27:45I'm kidding.
00:27:47Guys, guys.
00:27:48I'm just kidding.
00:27:51What game
00:27:52is she trying to play?
00:27:53Whatever it is,
00:27:54I know it won't
00:27:55be good for me.
00:28:01Wow.
00:28:03Not one of your friends
00:28:04wants me to leave.
00:28:05That must feel
00:28:06pretty embarrassing.
00:28:07Oh honey,
00:28:08not the meaning
00:28:09of embarrassing.
00:28:14It's time to find out
00:28:15what Jules really said
00:28:16about all of you
00:28:17behind your back.
00:28:20What are you talking about?
00:28:21I never said
00:28:22anything about Xavier.
00:28:24Proof's right here.
00:28:27And Noah,
00:28:28I saved the best
00:28:29for last.
00:28:31Don't you want to know
00:28:32what Jules said about you?
00:28:34I bet you're
00:28:35to find out
00:28:36what your little girlfriend
00:28:37said about you
00:28:38behind your back.
00:28:40I think
00:28:41everyone
00:28:42should find out
00:28:43what Jules really
00:28:44said about them.
00:28:46Oh,
00:28:47Emmett,
00:28:48this one's about you.
00:28:50Emmett is so dumb
00:28:51because he thinks
00:28:52that vegans
00:28:53can't eat pussy.
00:28:55They can?
00:28:57I never said that.
00:28:58Mia did.
00:28:59She's framing me
00:29:00with the text
00:29:01that she sent.
00:29:02Oh,
00:29:03and this one says
00:29:04that Destiny's boob job
00:29:05doesn't even look
00:29:06like it made a difference.
00:29:07Hey,
00:29:08I paid good money
00:29:09for these.
00:29:11Mia,
00:29:12would you knock it off?
00:29:13Jules would never
00:29:14say any of those things,
00:29:15alright?
00:29:16Really?
00:29:17Because this one's
00:29:18about you,
00:29:19Noah.
00:29:20She sent this to me
00:29:21after the first time
00:29:22you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:23Noah is arrogant
00:29:24and cocky
00:29:25and needs to be
00:29:26the best at everything.
00:29:28Him and Emmett
00:29:29are perfect
00:29:30as roommates together.
00:29:31You said that about me?
00:29:34I can explain.
00:29:35Save your breath.
00:29:48Bitch!
00:29:50Don't touch me!
00:29:51Get off of me!
00:30:01Don't touch me.
00:30:05You are so hot.
00:30:06I gotta get
00:30:07this shirt off.
00:30:08Emmett,
00:30:09Jules are officially over.
00:30:10No,
00:30:11no,
00:30:12no way, dude.
00:30:13Like,
00:30:14no,
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00:33:02That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:08And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:14Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:17Go on, Jules.
00:33:18Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:20Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:22We have to talk.
00:33:25Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:33:33One step closer to making her mine.
00:33:46Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:33:48I can explain everything.
00:33:49Good.
00:33:50Explain.
00:33:51Now.
00:33:58Yeah, how do you know that?
00:34:01I just want to know.
00:34:02Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:10I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:14I never said that, okay?
00:34:18Fuck.
00:34:27You know, to make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:30That way everyone can see it.
00:34:32But for right now, it's party time.
00:34:43OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:34:48I wouldn't hook up if he was the last person on earth.
00:34:50How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:34:53You don't know him like I do.
00:34:56If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:34:59Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:01I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:03Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:07He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:10But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:14More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:18The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:22Except for the one about you.
00:35:24Arrogant and cocky.
00:35:25That's true.
00:35:31Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:35:44Is that true?
00:35:47It's true.
00:35:49I liked you.
00:35:52Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:35:54I mean, really.
00:35:56Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:35:59So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:02Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:09I guess you can't.
00:36:11There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:17I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:21But when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:25I really did.
00:36:30You give those two until the end of today?
00:36:33To what, Bone?
00:36:35They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:36:38It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:36:40I don't think they remember you exist.
00:36:44Remember.
00:36:50Okay.
00:36:51The rules of the game are simple.
00:36:53You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:36:55When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:37:00Mm-hmm.
00:37:14She's never kissed me like that.
00:37:29My turn.
00:37:41No smoke.
00:37:43Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:07Keep the circle moving.
00:38:11Do you want to really piss me off?
00:38:13Kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:20Get off of me.
00:38:22Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:24What's a little peck?
00:38:27Why would you tell everyone that?
00:38:29Remember that six bought me for doing the deed?
00:38:37Hey, Jules! Jules!
00:38:39You're a pig!
00:38:40He's lying, okay? He's lying.
00:38:42I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:38:44But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:48You have feelings for me?
00:38:55I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:38:57But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:59You have feelings for me?
00:39:01Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:03You do?
00:39:05Yeah. I have all the feelings.
00:39:07Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:09Ridiculous!
00:39:10Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:11Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:15Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:18I broke your trust.
00:39:19And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:39:28What do you mean?
00:39:30I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:39:32And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:39:36Do you want to get back together?
00:39:39You said no feelings.
00:39:42Yeah, you're right.
00:39:45So tell me you want to be with me.
00:39:47Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:39:49Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:39:51Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:01What favorite couple survived the ring of fire?
00:40:04Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:06Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:08I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:12Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:16And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:21Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:40:25Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:40:28Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:40:29You should go do that right now.
00:40:30Yes!
00:40:31It's okay.
00:40:37It's not that easy.
00:40:39Stop avoiding the question.
00:40:40I'm not avoiding it.
00:40:42Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:40:47What do you mean?
00:40:49I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:40:54Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:40:56She's about to answer a very important question.
00:40:58I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:41:00but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:41:05Or tell him about my dad.
00:41:08We can talk later.
00:41:10I promise.
00:41:22The girls go shopping.
00:41:24Saturdays are for the boys.
00:41:28Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:41:31I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:41:36Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:41:40It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:41:43The internship is mine.
00:41:45Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:41:48Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:41:58If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:42:02Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:06Oh my god, it's gorgeous.
00:42:09I'm going to go try this on.
00:42:18You ordered the wrong size.
00:42:20Mom, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:23No, you didn't. That's impossible. It doesn't fit.
00:42:26Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:42:28What are you doing?
00:42:30I'm shopping.
00:42:32Do you not remember me?
00:42:34I used to be in here all the time.
00:42:36Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:42:39She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:42:41Well, what Mia says goes.
00:42:43So your money's no good here.
00:42:45You know what? You're right.
00:42:48I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:42:52That's it. You're out.
00:42:55Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:42:58I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:43:00Trash?
00:43:02That's my girlfriend.
00:43:08Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:12See this car?
00:43:15Has no spending limit.
00:43:17My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:20And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:23No way, this is mine.
00:43:25Oh, are you going to purchase it?
00:43:26Not with this janky little zipper.
00:43:28Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:43:43What do you think?
00:43:48No.
00:43:50Will you come help zip me up?
00:43:54Of course.
00:43:56Thanks.
00:44:02You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:05Is it too expensive?
00:44:07No.
00:44:09It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:18Well, aren't you with me?
00:44:26Thank you, Noah.
00:44:29You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:44:33Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:44:40Put the dress on my card.
00:44:44Excuse me.
00:44:46I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:44:50I bet she stole it.
00:44:52I would never.
00:44:53Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:44:56Fine.
00:44:58Whatever, Mia.
00:45:12See?
00:45:13Told ya.
00:45:14I don't know how that got there.
00:45:17Well, she stole it.
00:45:20And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:45:25Call the police.
00:45:27Don't call the police.
00:45:29This is all my fault.
00:45:31No, it's not.
00:45:32Yes, it is.
00:45:34I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace on your card.
00:45:38I'm sorry.
00:45:40It's fine.
00:45:41I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:45:45But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:45:48You can't do this.
00:45:49It's of money.
00:45:51Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:45:53It's worth it, trust me.
00:45:55And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:45:58Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:00Please and thank you.
00:46:09Hey.
00:46:10I missed you.
00:46:12Okay.
00:46:14There he is.
00:46:16Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:19Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:46:21Well, enjoy it while it lasts because after tonight, I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:46:30Watch your mouth.
00:46:32Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:46:34Okay, dude.
00:46:36Jules was mine first.
00:46:37I dumped her, okay?
00:46:39It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:46:42Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:46:46Okay, alright.
00:46:48Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:46:50Yeah?
00:46:52I get Jules' panties off.
00:46:53By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:46:58Fine.
00:46:59And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:03I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:05Deal.
00:47:09You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:12Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:47:21Eat shit.
00:47:23Hey.
00:47:25Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:47:28Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:47:30Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:47:39Hey.
00:47:45Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:47:47Uh, I don't know.
00:47:49Jules.
00:47:51You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:47:53About what?
00:47:55The music in here?
00:47:57Because I think it's-
00:47:58Jules.
00:48:00Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:02For real.
00:48:03No contracts and no money.
00:48:05I mean it.
00:48:06I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:08Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:10Like I care.
00:48:12I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:48:16I'm sorry.
00:48:18We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:48:20Have fun.
00:48:22Here.
00:48:23Put this on.
00:48:25I entered us into a lap dancing company.
00:48:31You're crazy.
00:48:33I'm not crazy.
00:48:34You're crazy.
00:48:36Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:48:43You're on.
00:48:50Follow me.
00:48:56Let the show begin.
00:49:04You think you're hot shit?
00:49:06Well, it's time for you to-
00:49:09Everyone in the club get hot and happy!
00:49:11Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition!
00:49:18The rules are simple.
00:49:20Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:49:24And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:49:28Woo!
00:49:30I'm hot!
00:49:32I'm hot!
00:49:34Woo!
00:50:04To get me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:50:07Now are you waiting on me?
00:50:09Anticipating
00:50:11I'm going back, back girl
00:50:13I got the weight of the world
00:50:15Weight of the world
00:50:17To get me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:50:19Now are you waiting on me?
00:50:21Anticipating
00:50:23Give me my ring
00:50:25Before you come back
00:50:26Thank you
00:50:33Top that
00:50:48Top that
00:50:56Oh
00:51:01Oh
00:51:06Oh baby
00:51:10What's the point of being honest if I
00:51:19Oh
00:51:21Just end up changing my mind
00:51:26You're the most beautiful girl here
00:51:28Show them all
00:51:32But I won't be your friend when you
00:51:36Cry, cry, cry
00:51:41The tears on your face
00:51:44The bleeding pain when you cry
00:51:49The same old mistakes
00:51:52I loved you when you
00:51:54Woo!
00:51:58Yo
00:52:00Jason
00:52:01Dude
00:52:02I need the lady killer special
00:52:03Now
00:52:04Yeah
00:52:06I got you
00:52:10Here's a tip
00:52:12And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:52:18And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:52:22Mia
00:52:29As the winner you get to smooch the hottie in the chair
00:52:34I can deal with public humiliation
00:52:36But I can't deal with public suffering
00:52:42Jules wait
00:52:48You look upset
00:52:49What are you my therapist?
00:52:52Fuck off
00:52:53No just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:52:58Jules
00:53:00I have something that can make you feel better
00:53:06What is that?
00:53:07A good time
00:53:09Come on Jules
00:53:10Come on
00:53:15No thanks
00:53:16Oh
00:53:17Jules I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:53:20Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:53:25Better play along
00:53:35Bottoms up
00:53:38Cheers
00:53:40Alright
00:53:42Turn that shit around so you can grind on me
00:53:44Come on
00:53:45Turn that shit around so you can grind on me
00:53:47Come on
00:53:48I'm going to go change
00:53:52Destin
00:53:54Have you seen Jules?
00:53:55I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:53:58Emmett was with her
00:54:01That little shit
00:54:08Don't move
00:54:15What do you think you're doing?
00:54:17Stop denying yourself Jules
00:54:20We both know you want this
00:54:22Be gentle
00:54:23Just like our first time remember?
00:54:25Back off
00:54:27Just relax baby
00:54:29Let that eat
00:54:30You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:54:32Oh
00:54:34I was going to fuck you anyways
00:54:36Let go of me
00:54:37This is just going to take a minute
00:54:41Emmett
00:54:42Let go
00:54:43And we can pretend like this never happened
00:54:45Oh I'm not leaving until I'm done with you
00:54:47Jules?
00:54:49You in there?
00:54:50Noah
00:54:51Help me
00:54:56Noah
00:54:57Help me
00:54:59Emmett
00:55:01Get off of her
00:55:03You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:55:05What's the big deal now huh?
00:55:09Emmett
00:55:10She doesn't want you
00:55:11What are you doing?
00:55:13She wants me so bad dude
00:55:15Even if she won't say so
00:55:22Dude I thought we were friends
00:55:24I'd never be friends with a shit like you
00:55:28Wait stop
00:55:35This asshole isn't worth it
00:55:41What?
00:55:54You look like shit
00:55:56Jules just kicked my ass
00:55:58All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:56:01Hey
00:56:03Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:56:06Mia stop
00:56:09This bitch wants to be me so bad
00:56:11It's fucking pathetic
00:56:13Emmett just tried to assault me
00:56:15Be so fucking for real
00:56:16Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:56:19You're just jealous
00:56:20Because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:56:23And
00:56:24You know what?
00:56:26He's coming back to the house with me
00:56:28Tonight
00:56:29Mia
00:56:30Sit down
00:56:31Emmett
00:56:33I'm not going to do this
00:56:34Sit down
00:56:35Emmett
00:56:36If you ever come near the summer house again
00:56:38I will leave
00:56:40Okay Noah let's go
00:56:41Let's go
00:56:47I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:56:58Thank you for getting me out of there
00:57:01Ow
00:57:03You're hurt
00:57:04Let me help you
00:57:17I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:57:19Touching you
00:57:32I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:57:34I mean you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:57:37Really
00:57:38I didn't take them
00:57:40You didn't take the pills?
00:57:47You know I got something better than E
00:57:49It's twice as fun
00:57:51When I've been saving it just for you
00:58:01What are you trying to give me?
00:58:07Rocky Road
00:58:10Ow
00:58:11Hey I got you ice cream
00:58:12And this is how you repay me?
00:58:14How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:58:19I'm not an asshole
00:58:21No
00:58:22You're the king of assholes
00:58:25You know I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes
00:58:29But
00:58:30Whatever
00:58:36I got to show you something
00:58:37I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:58:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:58:53It worked
00:59:07I've wanted you all summer
00:59:09Stop breathing
00:59:12I need you
00:59:14Now
00:59:37What if somebody sees?
00:59:39Everybody's at the club
00:59:42I'm taking you upstairs
01:00:07Oh
01:00:24Hi
01:00:25This is Alan
01:00:26It's Mia
01:00:27Yeah
01:00:28Noah's girlfriend
01:00:30He was hinting at propose to me soon
01:00:33And
01:00:34We would just love it
01:00:35If you were here for it
01:00:37Okay
01:00:38Bye
01:00:52Hey sleepyhead
01:00:54What are you doing up so early?
01:00:57Thought I wore you out last night
01:00:59I'm ready for another round
01:01:02Hey can you knock?
01:01:03Can you put your boner away?
01:01:04Get up
01:01:05Get up
01:01:06Get up
01:01:07Get up
01:01:08Hey unless there's a fire I'm not getting up
01:01:09It's worse than a fire
01:01:13Mom's on the way
01:01:14And she can't see Jules
01:01:22You're fucking with me
01:01:24What's the big deal?
01:01:25Uh there's the drugs
01:01:26And the mess
01:01:27And you
01:01:28What about me?
01:01:29She like totally thinks you're a slut
01:01:30But like in a bad way
01:01:32Look my mom knows about this
01:01:33Look my mom knows about the sex tape
01:01:34And
01:01:35She blames you for the whole thing
01:01:37I need to get out of here
01:01:39I'll hide Jules
01:01:40I'll distract mom
01:01:44Yo Jason
01:01:45I'm gonna go hide Jules
01:01:46Do not let my mom know that we're here
01:01:47Alright
01:01:54Tell me when the coast is clear
01:01:55Got it
01:02:03Get your brother
01:02:05Now
01:02:12Mommy
01:02:13Wait
01:02:14Noah
01:02:20My baby boy
01:02:21Mom
01:02:22Hi
01:02:23Hey
01:02:24Mom
01:02:25I uh
01:02:26I thought you were in Fiji
01:02:27With Roberto
01:02:28Mia called
01:02:29And said she needed the family ring
01:02:30To propose
01:02:35Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:02:44I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves
01:02:46Oh
01:02:48She just left
01:02:52I can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:02:57I'm so excited
01:02:58To propose to Mia
01:03:01What is that slut doing here?
01:03:06You're the girl from the sex tape
01:03:08Get out of this house
01:03:09Mom
01:03:10Noah
01:03:11A little help
01:03:12Uh mom
01:03:13Uh
01:03:14This is Jules
01:03:15And
01:03:16She's going to be our
01:03:17Help
01:03:18For the summer
01:03:20Uh
01:03:21Yes
01:03:22It fills my heart
01:03:23With so much joy
01:03:24To serve your son
01:03:26Well
01:03:27It's nice to see you
01:03:28With your clothes on
01:03:31Lisa
01:03:32My second mommy
01:03:35We need to talk about
01:03:36Engagement plans
01:03:37Oh yes we do
01:03:41You're marrying Mia now?
01:03:43I have no idea
01:03:44What got into her head
01:03:45I am so sorry
01:03:46Okay
01:03:47But after dinner tonight
01:03:48I'm going to explain everything
01:03:49Look
01:03:50Just play along
01:03:51For a couple hours
01:03:52Okay
01:03:53Please
01:03:57My head hurts
01:03:58Can you make yourself useful
01:03:59And get me some aspirin
01:04:00Yeah
01:04:01I have some in my purse
01:04:02Oh
01:04:03Thanks
01:04:04Cheeseburger
01:04:05Um
01:04:06Water
01:04:07Water
01:04:08I need
01:04:09I need water
01:04:10I need water
01:04:11I need
01:04:12I need
01:04:13I need
01:04:14I need
01:04:15I need
01:04:16I need
01:04:17I need
01:04:18I need
01:04:19I need
01:04:20I need
01:04:21I need
01:04:22I need
01:04:23I need
01:04:24I need
01:04:25I need
01:04:26I need
01:04:27I need
01:04:28I need
01:04:29I need
01:04:30I need
01:04:31I need
01:04:32I need
01:04:33I need
01:04:34I need
01:04:35I need
01:04:36I need
01:04:37I need
01:04:38I need
01:04:39I need
01:04:40I need
01:04:41I need
01:04:42I need
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01:04:51I need
01:04:52I need
01:04:53I need
01:04:54I need
01:04:55Woo!
01:04:56Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:04:58Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club
01:05:01No way
01:05:02You gave her those?
01:05:03I didn't give them
01:05:04She found them
01:05:05Should we call an ambulance?
01:05:07Oh, no fucking way Jules
01:05:09She hates you already
01:05:10What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:05:15Where did she go?
01:05:25Woo!
01:05:27Woo!
01:05:29Mom, get out of the pool
01:05:31No way
01:05:32It feels so good
01:05:36Oh wait, no
01:05:38Help!
01:05:40I'm drowning
01:05:42Mia, save me
01:05:44Oh, absolutely not
01:05:46I'm not going in there
01:05:49Help!
01:05:50Help!
01:05:51Help!
01:06:13You saved me
01:06:17Here, I brought you some tea
01:06:21Thanks
01:06:25I was wrong about you
01:06:27I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia
01:06:38Thank you
01:06:39For taking care of her
01:06:42I hope I was a good maid
01:06:44Yeah, I should give you a raise
01:06:47Can you ever be serious for two seconds?
01:06:50You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter
01:06:56I still gotta pay you to hang out with me
01:06:59No feelings, remember?
01:07:08I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me
01:07:12I'll tear it up right now
01:07:14I mean it
01:07:16I need that money more than I want you
01:07:20When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:07:25If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house
01:07:30So it was really always just about the money?
01:07:33Really?
01:07:34When I started our relationship, it was about the money
01:07:37But now I can't make it real because of that same money
01:07:41I can't make it real because of that same money
01:07:56I wanna give you the money
01:07:59Not as your boss, as your boyfriend
01:08:03Jules, I wanna give you everything
01:08:07I don't know what to say
01:08:11Just let me take care of you
01:08:19And tell me that you love me
01:08:24I don't think I can say it
01:08:29Let me take care of you
01:08:31It's the least you can do
01:08:35Fine
01:08:37You can take care of me, okay?
01:08:39And you don't have to tell me that you love me
01:08:43I know you do
01:08:48Good morning, everyone
01:08:50Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay
01:08:53Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you
01:08:58I was just leaving
01:08:59You're not leaving, Jules
01:09:01We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:09:05After your little sex video was released
01:09:08At first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:09:13But after you saved me
01:09:17All I can say is
01:09:19Welcome to the family
01:09:24Wait
01:09:25You were supposed to give me your family ring
01:09:28That was before you left me to drown
01:09:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun
01:09:36Adios
01:09:38Bye, mom
01:09:43I'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:09:47Good luck with that
01:09:49I don't need luck
01:09:51I have a really big brain
01:09:53There must be something incriminating in here
01:10:00What is this?
01:10:08Ew, what died in here?
01:10:11My manhood
01:10:13Listen
01:10:15I don't care about your manhood
01:10:17I don't care about you
01:10:19I don't care about you
01:10:21Listen, I have something juicy for you
01:10:24Really?
01:10:28I don't like to read
01:10:30It's a contract between Jules and Noah
01:10:32They're faking their entire relationship
01:10:35So he can get that stupid Lehman internship
01:10:38It's cheating
01:10:39Oh, great, you finally figured it out
01:10:42Good boy
01:10:44I think it's time for you to cheat too
01:10:51I thought this was summer vacation
01:10:54I know, I know
01:10:56But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship
01:11:03What up, lovebirds?
01:11:05Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you
01:11:08You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:11:14Who are you?
01:11:16I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
01:11:20Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you
01:11:23What are you doing here?
01:11:25Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house set up
01:11:29I'm a guy who likes to party
01:11:33The name's Andrew
01:11:35But my friends call me Andy
01:11:37I'd like to be your friend
01:11:43I have enough friends
01:11:45I don't care about your manhood
01:11:47I have enough friends, thanks
01:11:52Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:11:56I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble
01:12:00And Emmett promised me lots of trouble
01:12:04The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained
01:12:09And I get bored easy
01:12:11Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now
01:12:17Interview starts now
01:12:19Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:12:23Well, I'll see you in the office
01:12:25Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:12:27That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:12:37That's the pool
01:12:39That's the guy you want to work for?
01:12:43He's a total clown
01:12:45Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful millionaires in the industry
01:12:50And if I work for him, my career will be made
01:12:52But don't you already have enough money?
01:12:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA
01:12:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:13:00And I networked like a motherfucker
01:13:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:13:05And have my own career
01:13:07And then our sex tape got released
01:13:10And all my job prospects were completely toast
01:13:14The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp
01:13:17Jules, I need this internship
01:13:19And so do you
01:13:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000
01:13:28You lied to me
01:13:29No, I just
01:13:31I just didn't tell you everything
01:13:33I'm sorry
01:13:37Everybody
01:13:39Let's get the party started
01:13:50Looks like I found my lady for the night
01:13:56I've met a lot of pretty girls
01:13:59There's something special about you
01:14:01You're so
01:14:03Beautiful
01:14:05Thanks
01:14:06But I'm taken
01:14:08I'm not trying to marry you
01:14:10Noah
01:14:12Tell me
01:14:14Who snatched this hottie up?
01:14:16That'd be me
01:14:19You're a lucky man
01:14:20I know
01:14:25How long is he here?
01:14:28I'll protect you
01:14:30Look at here
01:14:32The happy little couple
01:14:35From full mates to soul mates
01:14:43Emmett
01:14:44Noah and I are talking
01:14:46Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:14:48Yeah, well I just wanted to
01:14:50Congratulate the big man
01:14:52Yeah, it's finally gonna win our bet
01:14:55What bet?
01:14:58What bet?
01:15:00I told Noah that if you guys
01:15:02Can make it throughout the summer
01:15:04We should drop out of the internship pool
01:15:06That's not true
01:15:08Yeah, it is
01:15:10I thought Noah would pussy out if I won
01:15:12So I recorded the whole thing
01:15:14You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass
01:15:20I don't wanna hear it
01:15:22Yeah
01:15:24It'd probably break your heart to know
01:15:26That you were just a bet to Noah
01:15:29I was nothing but a bet to you
01:15:31I was nothing but a bet to you
01:15:33I was nothing but a check to you
01:15:37Both of you can fuck off
01:15:42Chicks, dude
01:15:44Kick your fucking ass
01:15:46I wouldn't wanna do that in front of our special guest
01:15:50I don't care about anybody except Jules
01:15:53You're pathetic
01:15:55B
01:15:57Whatever, dude
01:15:59What were you thinking?
01:16:01That Noah would fall in love with you
01:16:03And save your family?
01:16:05I've been waiting all day to get you
01:16:07Alone
01:16:10You're a sexy girl
01:16:12We could have a lot of fun
01:16:14I don't have time for that shit
01:16:16Then make time
01:16:18There's a tradition at Lehman
01:16:20The boys are toys
01:16:23And I wanna play with you
01:16:25I don't wanna be played
01:16:27I don't wanna be played with
01:16:29If you play nice
01:16:31I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:16:33The only reason why Noah made his bet
01:16:35Was to get this job
01:16:37Even if this guy is an asshole
01:16:39I should hear him out
01:16:41What do I have to do?
01:16:44Let me borrow you for the night
01:16:51In your dreams, perv
01:16:57Mia
01:16:59You know where Jules is?
01:17:01You're still caught up on that skank
01:17:03Maybe this outfit will change your mind
01:17:05Mia
01:17:07A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:17:09Get it through your head
01:17:11I wanna be with Jules
01:17:13Why do you like her so much?
01:17:15I don't like her
01:17:18I love her
01:17:22You know
01:17:24I feel sorry for you
01:17:26You're such a liar
01:17:28You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:30Yeah, well she said she didn't
01:17:32Found your girlfriend
01:17:45If I do what you say
01:17:47Then you'll give Noah this job
01:17:49Yes, and it's the only way you'd get in
01:17:51We only interviewed him
01:17:53As a fag to his mom
01:17:55My company looks down on sex tapes
01:17:57Wait
01:17:59Now I know where I recognize you
01:18:01Damn
01:18:03You were great
01:18:05Just one kiss
01:18:07That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job
01:18:16Way hard to get
01:18:18Get off of her
01:18:25Get off of her
01:18:27Let me have my fun
01:18:29Then you can take your turn
01:18:31If you don't leave her alone
01:18:33I'm gonna break your fingers
01:18:35You wouldn't dare
01:18:37You little shit
01:18:39You'll never work for Lena
01:18:41Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:18:43Because I would rather fuck literal cheese grater
01:18:45Than work with any of you perverts
01:18:47Than work with any of you pervs at Lehman
01:18:51You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
01:18:53You wanna mess with me?
01:18:55Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:18:57And let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:18:59Who's chasing young girls around
01:19:01You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that
01:19:03Please, don't tell my wife
01:19:05Get out of my face, old man
01:19:07I'll see you later
01:19:17How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:21How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:23It wasn't what it looked like
01:19:25Don't lie to me
01:19:27I saw you kiss him back
01:19:33I should be the one that's mad
01:19:35about our relationship you were getting money out of the deal so why does it
01:19:39matter that he's a good kisser and you want him right now tell him you love him
01:19:46it matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:19:58you're fired get out of my house
01:20:06you're gone for good bitch he never belonged with us and now it's your turn
01:20:26to go I played you and I won this has nothing to do with you Oh honey this has
01:20:36everything to do with me I planted the camera in your room and then I got the
01:20:48sex tape of you and Noah and then I uploaded it for everyone to see you
01:20:58thought you were better than me but I always win all I fucking do is win
01:21:12miserable bitch like you will never win
01:21:19Mom, I saved the house. It's too late.
01:21:35Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out. Someone bought it out from under us just this morning it's what
01:21:43happens when you lose sight of your goal you everything
01:21:59can I help you what are you doing in that you know my dad cut me off after I
01:22:05lost the Andrew Lehman internship I guess he paid a lot of money to give me
01:22:09that job so anything I have a big tip for you seriously smile more
01:22:30this money feels dirty I never want to see this check again
01:22:50miss me
01:22:56miss me
01:23:00get lost I deserve that look I wrote us up a new contract all right and I think
01:23:14you'll really like it
01:23:20is this the deed to my house yeah this morning I bought it you bought my house
01:23:27from under us look at the name on the title oh my god you put it under my name
01:23:36cheers Jules it's all yours but I am only giving it to you under one
01:23:43condition another condition what do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again
01:23:49sleep with your boss drug your mom no but I would like you to meet me at the
01:23:57summer house tonight
01:24:04at 8 p.m. and I want you to wear this
01:24:10you
01:24:21what are you doing here no I told me to come really Oh how pathetic
01:24:28Noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:24:33he's proposing to you when did you two get back together
01:24:38oh it's not official yet but he invited me here to pop the big question in front
01:24:43of everyone and even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing I guess
01:24:48after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
01:24:51no decided it was time to be with the best Mia Jules I am so happy that both
01:25:00of you were here why did you invite me here to watch you propose to Mia
01:25:05propose we said anything about proposing to you oh he's the big question yeah I
01:25:12do have a big question Mia why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I how
01:25:21did you know about that well because it's a mistake and when you were leaving
01:25:25the summer house I heard you're in Jules's fight you know the one where you
01:25:29told her that you planted the sex tape in our room okay fine yeah yeah I
01:25:35planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet but I just wanted
01:25:40to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces what are you gonna do
01:25:43arrest me actually that's my job Mia Matthews you're under arrest for revenge
01:25:49porn what you're not actually doing this are you
01:25:59if you invited me here to watch that I appreciate it that's not why I invited
01:26:06you here everybody what is he doing
01:26:17I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets and here are my secrets
01:26:26I scream when I see spiders I do and I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:26:35and I was so scared I just left it there and I cannot tell my left from my right
01:26:44and I have one more secret Jules I am stupidly in love with you
01:26:56and I want to make it official Jules right here in front of everybody I want
01:27:00everyone to know what you are
01:27:26you
01:27:57Jules why did you reject me in front of everybody I didn't I just don't want
01:28:02everyone to know our business Jules do you want to be my girlfriend
01:28:08of course now let's party
01:28:38you
01:29:08you
01:29:38you