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00:00If any of you need a glossary, mascara is the dark stuff you put on eyelashes, you probably know this.
00:04Concealer is like stuff you put on blemishes or under your eyes, skin colour stuff.
00:09Lipstick you probably know.
00:10Foundation, foundation is liquid that makes you human colour.
00:17Is that helping?
00:18So if you've ever gone into work and you've said to a colleague,
00:22Oh hi Jan, you look well.
00:26She's wearing foundation.
00:29And that's all it is.
00:31That's all it is.
00:32She's not well.
00:35She's not well.
00:37And conversely, if you've ever gone into work and said to a colleague,
00:40Oh hi Jan, are you alright Jan? You look a bit tired.
00:44She's not wearing foundation.
00:47And that's all it is.
00:48That's all it is.
00:49And she thought that she looked alright.
00:54And now, thanks to you, she knows that she looks like a piece of shit.
01:02Worth doing, worth saying, wasn't it?