A clip from A Very Naughty Christmas. The Christmas Can Can. Contains language that viewers may find offensive
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00:00Christmas, Christmas time is here With Christmas songs you love to hear
00:04Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer But mostly shopping
00:07Shopping, shopping!
00:08Christmas, Christmas time is here The sleigh bells and the red-nosed deer
00:12Songs you love to hear All played a thousand times each year
00:16But this train's gone twenty times And it's only Halloween
00:22Joy to the world! It's joy we can never say
00:26Christmas, Christmas time is here The silly season's growing near
00:30Thoughts of gifts and drinks and cheer But mostly family
00:33Fucking family!
00:34Christmas, Christmas time is here And grandpa's crap goes in one ear and out the other
00:38Whilst you drown yourselves in shots of Belvedere
00:41Christmas season!
00:43We'll play on the radio
00:45Let's build car parks, turn into a big shit show
00:48Buying presents from the bargain bin at Lowe's
00:51It's okay because they'll all be dead soon
00:54And you're only there to binge drink
00:56So let's go!
00:59Let's do the Christmas can-can
01:02Can your uncle go ten minutes without being a sexist, racist homophobe?
01:07No!
01:08But you can remind him this is why his wife left
01:11And his kid stopped answering his calls
01:14Let's do the Christmas can-can
01:17Can you hold a fucking royal Catholic Christmas?
01:20It's forever!