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Summer Situationship Full Movie 2024
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00:00:00If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:21To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and
00:00:26ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:34This money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:43Like what you see?
00:00:45After everything that happened between us, Moana, what I do, no one touches my goodness.
00:00:51Get off of her.
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:54Tell him you love him.
00:00:55I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:58Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:01I'm going to make you all hell.
00:01:03Leah, stop.
00:01:05Help me.
00:01:06Get off of her.
00:01:07She goes, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:09Tell me that you want to give up the money and tell me that you love me.
00:01:21You drive me crazy.
00:01:22I drive you crazy.
00:01:23That's funny.
00:01:24You're the one who leaked our sex tape.
00:01:26If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them or you hate their guts.
00:01:33For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:41Can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:42I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:44Don't tempt her.
00:01:46This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:49The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:01:57I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:00Clean it up, maid.
00:02:09I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:13And you'll always be the girl who leaked our sex tape for clout.
00:02:16That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:19I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen your titties.
00:02:29I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:33I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:35Right, Emmett?
00:02:36Yeah.
00:02:37She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:39Oh.
00:02:40You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:49Am I dreaming?
00:02:51No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:02:57What the hell's going on?
00:03:02I don't know.
00:03:03What the hell's going on?
00:03:07Noah?
00:03:08What the hell's going on?
00:03:11Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me.
00:03:16And then when I pulled my hand away, she just, she just fell.
00:03:20Destiny?
00:03:21Hmm?
00:03:22Is that what happened?
00:03:23That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:25Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:30Why do you even care?
00:03:31She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:03:37before things got out of hand.
00:03:42Mia?
00:03:43Hmm?
00:03:44Give me your phone.
00:03:45What?
00:03:46Give me your phone.
00:03:47No.
00:03:48It's right here.
00:03:49I got you.
00:03:52I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:54Why is he standing up for me now?
00:03:56Why is he standing up for me now?
00:03:59If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:04Noah?
00:04:05Open.
00:04:14We aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:16You didn't have to do that.
00:04:18I know.
00:04:22Whoa!
00:04:23Whoa!
00:04:27Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:32Guys, breathe.
00:04:33Alright, somebody call the police.
00:04:35Dude, we can't.
00:04:36Yes, we can.
00:04:37No, we can't.
00:04:38This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:39Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:43Wake up, slut.
00:04:44Show's over.
00:04:45Mia, if you're not gonna help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:04:47Fine by me.
00:04:48I'll be by the pool.
00:04:49Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:51Emmett!
00:04:55I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:05:00You have to save her.
00:05:03Jules?
00:05:04Jules!
00:05:05Come on!
00:05:06Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:07What do I do?
00:05:08Mouth to mouth.
00:05:09Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:17You okay?
00:05:18You okay?
00:05:21Thank God.
00:05:23Alright, um, let's get you up.
00:05:26I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:30Jules?
00:05:32You're not going anywhere.
00:05:33I'm fine.
00:05:34Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:35You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:40What are you, a stripper?
00:05:42I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:44You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:48and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:50And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:05:55and you're wearing this little dress?
00:05:58What are you trying to do?
00:06:00Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:02Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:03You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:05I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:11You know what I think?
00:06:12I think you're here to win it.
00:06:17Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:20Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:23And you know what, I didn't do anything to you, so why don't you just admit it?
00:06:29You still want me.
00:06:31Is he coming on to me?
00:06:36In your dreams.
00:06:39Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:41We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:45Yes, you did. And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities
00:06:48and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:51I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:54Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:06:58And you let her.
00:07:00Did someone say my name?
00:07:06You two are hooking up?
00:07:07We're not hooking up.
00:07:09Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:11Be so fucking for real.
00:07:14Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:16It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:19Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:22How convenient.
00:07:25Let the girls talk.
00:07:32I'm sorry.
00:07:34I'm sorry.
00:07:36I'm sorry.
00:07:38I'm sorry.
00:07:39I'm sorry.
00:07:42After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:55Did you just spit on me?
00:07:58Yeah. I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:02Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:07And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:11Especially Noah.
00:08:16Ow!
00:08:18Noah!
00:08:19Did you see that?
00:08:20She shoved me!
00:08:21Oh my god.
00:08:22Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:25I'm always honest.
00:08:27You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:33Thanks, Noey.
00:08:34Fire her.
00:08:43Fire her.
00:08:47Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:50I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:08:54Noah, she shoved me.
00:08:57And this is my rental too.
00:09:00So...
00:09:02What I say goes.
00:09:11Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:14So you should probably go.
00:09:18I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:24Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:27Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:34Jules.
00:09:37Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:46I want you to take this.
00:09:48Okay?
00:09:49It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:52I don't want your pity check.
00:09:54My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:09:57This is too humiliating.
00:09:59I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:12What are you doing home?
00:10:14I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:16No, no.
00:10:18That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:21Jules, when your father died, he left us in a...
00:10:22$100,000 in debt.
00:10:24I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:28Mia?
00:10:30Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:33But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:38Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:42Everything.
00:10:48I'm so glad I got the trash, my little girl.
00:10:50Please don't call me that.
00:10:53You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:10:57I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:01Mia.
00:11:03Slow down, okay?
00:11:05We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:08What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:12I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:14Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:17Why not?
00:11:18That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:21I'd rather be a grubby maid.
00:11:23Frigid bitch.
00:11:25What are you still doing here?
00:11:27You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:29Tell me this.
00:11:31Are you genuinely stupid?
00:11:33Or do you just not get it?
00:11:35Nobody wants you here.
00:11:37I can't back down.
00:11:39Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:41I'm not talking to you.
00:11:43I'm talking to you.
00:11:45I need you.
00:11:46I'm talking to you.
00:11:48I need this job.
00:11:50I need you to choose me.
00:11:52After everything that happened between us,
00:11:54I shouldn't want her.
00:11:56But I do.
00:11:58What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:02What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:04I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:06No, no, no.
00:12:08No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:12Tell her, Noah.
00:12:14Prove it.
00:12:16Prove it.
00:12:18I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:21And I'll do what you say.
00:12:24Okay.
00:12:26Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:29And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:33Mia.
00:12:35I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:37Alone.
00:12:39Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:46She really has you by the balls.
00:12:49Don't insult me.
00:12:51Or what?
00:12:53You'll spank me?
00:12:55You can leave now.
00:12:57Hey.
00:13:00You won't let me work here
00:13:02because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:07You're right.
00:13:09Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:12You're fired.
00:13:16You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:19Yeah, I know.
00:13:20It's part of my charm.
00:13:21Hey, where are you going?
00:13:22Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:24Jules!
00:13:26You can't just leave.
00:13:29You fired me.
00:13:31I can do whatever I want.
00:13:33I'm sorry.
00:13:35I'm sorry.
00:13:37I'm sorry.
00:13:39I'm sorry.
00:13:41I'm sorry.
00:13:43I'm sorry.
00:13:44I can do whatever I want.
00:13:46Stop it.
00:13:49You're so hot.
00:13:50I love it when you're ticklish.
00:13:55Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:13:58Does it look like she's jerking you off?
00:14:07Noah, you come over here.
00:14:09Now.
00:14:14Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:18Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:20Don't be prude.
00:14:21It's just a hand job.
00:14:23You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:27Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:31Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:44What are you doing?
00:14:53Guys?
00:14:55What the hell?
00:14:57What the fuck are you?
00:15:02You want your job back?
00:15:04Fuck me.
00:15:09Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:11Play along.
00:15:12Why would I do that?
00:15:14You want your job back?
00:15:16You've got to earn it.
00:15:18Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:24Okay, fine.
00:15:25Go ahead.
00:15:30You're crazy.
00:15:31I'm committed.
00:15:37Yeah, baby.
00:15:38Give it to me.
00:15:39You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:42I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:15:47Noah, come out right now.
00:15:52Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:15:53Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:15:54Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:15:58Oh, come on, baby.
00:15:59Show me what you've got.
00:16:05Jules, hang on.
00:16:06Whoa.
00:16:08Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:09Hand me your shirt.
00:16:10Now, now, now.
00:16:26Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:30Yeah.
00:16:31Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:34You fucking bitch.
00:16:36You can't stay here.
00:16:37You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:39Take it up with Noah.
00:16:41This isn't over.
00:16:44If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:16:49you're wrong.
00:16:51I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:00Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:02You know what I should thank you?
00:17:04Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:07Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:09Oh, wait.
00:17:10I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:14You know what?
00:17:15Let's make a bet.
00:17:16Yeah, me and you.
00:17:17Let's make a bet.
00:17:18We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship.
00:17:20Right?
00:17:21Yeah.
00:17:22What about it?
00:17:24If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer,
00:17:26you back off the internship.
00:17:28Now, if Jules breaks up with me,
00:17:30I'll back off.
00:17:31Internship will be yours.
00:17:32Yeah, she's really going to stay with you
00:17:34with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn in this house.
00:17:38You're on.
00:17:45We need to talk.
00:17:50Emmet, get out.
00:17:56Did I get my job back?
00:17:58Actually, you've been promoted.
00:17:59To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:05You're nuts.
00:18:07I'm not a hooker.
00:18:08I'm not crazy,
00:18:09and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:12Well,
00:18:13my services aren't cheap.
00:18:15Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:18I don't know.
00:18:19I changed my mind.
00:18:20Now,
00:18:21I need $100,000.
00:18:24Done.
00:18:25Pull this off with me
00:18:26and at the end of the summer,
00:18:27this money
00:18:28will be yours.
00:18:33Give me that.
00:18:34Not yet.
00:18:40Give me that.
00:18:41Not yet.
00:18:42I will give this to you
00:18:43on the last day
00:18:44at the summer house.
00:18:46But until then,
00:18:47this money's mine.
00:18:50This check
00:18:51is mine.
00:18:52This money's mine.
00:18:54This check is enough
00:18:55to save my mom,
00:18:56my house,
00:18:57and my dignity.
00:19:00I'll do it.
00:19:03Great.
00:19:08Let's seal the deal.
00:19:16Let's shake on it.
00:19:22All right.
00:19:23Let's
00:19:24set some ground rules.
00:19:36No boners.
00:19:38You know,
00:19:39I can handle my own boners.
00:19:41You got any other rules,
00:19:42Madam President?
00:19:44Yeah.
00:19:45Just one.
00:19:47No feelings.
00:19:48I don't want things
00:19:49to get complicated.
00:19:50And you're my complication,
00:19:51Jules.
00:19:56Do you have any rules
00:19:57for me?
00:20:00Yeah, I do.
00:20:02I have one.
00:20:05No one touches you
00:20:06with me.
00:20:11You don't own me.
00:20:13Jules,
00:20:14I'm being serious.
00:20:16Why would I own you?
00:20:18I don't own you.
00:20:20I don't want you
00:20:21hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:23So you really
00:20:24want to be
00:20:25the last person
00:20:26I had sex with, huh?
00:20:28Oh, I'm the last person
00:20:29you had sex with?
00:20:30Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:32Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:36Let the show begin.
00:20:42Ew.
00:20:43I'm not having dinner
00:20:44with her.
00:20:45There's a reason
00:20:46we kicked her out of the group.
00:20:47You kicked me out.
00:20:48Everyone else
00:20:49was on my side
00:20:50and left your sorry ass
00:20:51in the dirt.
00:20:52Including your little
00:20:53sex tape partner
00:20:54over here.
00:20:56At least I
00:20:57didn't show your dick
00:20:58to the entire world
00:21:00like this skank.
00:21:01Mia.
00:21:04Do not talk to me
00:21:05or Jules like that again.
00:21:07This is my house.
00:21:09And Jules
00:21:10is my
00:21:14I'm his guest.
00:21:16I'm not going to
00:21:17I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:21Hey, Mom.
00:21:23Jason!
00:21:25Can we get some
00:21:26fucking service?
00:21:28Dinner
00:21:30is served.
00:21:35Let's fucking go!
00:21:38James!
00:21:45Oops.
00:21:47I spilled.
00:21:49Emmett?
00:21:51You want to help?
00:21:52Huh?
00:21:53Yeah?
00:22:02Look at
00:22:03Jules squirm.
00:22:06Oh, she can release
00:22:07a sex tape
00:22:08but can't take a body shot?
00:22:15Noah.
00:22:16Are you thirsty?
00:22:22Jules.
00:22:23Take your shirt off.
00:22:47Oops.
00:22:49I spilled a little.
00:22:51Jules.
00:22:53I'm still thirsty.
00:23:03Did Noah just kiss me
00:23:04for real?
00:23:06I have to go.
00:23:17Hey, thirsty.
00:23:18Noah.
00:23:19You can
00:23:20take a sip off of me.
00:23:23Choke on it.
00:23:28Don't run away from me.
00:23:33Why did you kiss me out there?
00:23:35It was an act, Jules.
00:23:37And you agreed
00:23:38to be a part of it.
00:23:41I'm sorry.
00:23:43I'm sorry.
00:23:44I'm sorry.
00:23:46You can be a real asshole
00:23:47sometimes, you know that?
00:23:49Yeah, I know.
00:23:52Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:23:54You're shivering.
00:23:56Come here.
00:24:09Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:11I'll take the couch.
00:24:14No.
00:24:34What are you doing here?
00:24:35And where is Noah?
00:24:42Are you all sore
00:24:43from getting your back
00:24:44blown out last night?
00:24:45Destiny, that is your brother.
00:24:47Whatever.
00:24:48I just came by to tell you
00:24:49how happy I am
00:24:50you stole him back from Mia.
00:24:52Mia's your best friend.
00:24:54Yeah.
00:24:55She's also a huge bitch.
00:24:57People contain multitudes.
00:25:00Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:01She's been jealous of you
00:25:02since the first time
00:25:03you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:04And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:08And it looks like you two
00:25:09got a little catching up to do.
00:25:11If you know what I mean.
00:25:14Yeah.
00:25:22Like what you see?
00:25:28I do, actually.
00:25:44What are you doing here?
00:25:46Taking a shower.
00:25:50Remember,
00:25:52y'all go and win.
00:25:54You wish.
00:26:02Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:05I've got some friends coming over.
00:26:07Meet me at the pool.
00:26:09I'll see you there.
00:26:10I've got some friends coming over.
00:26:11Meet me at the pool.
00:26:24What's with this guy?
00:26:26One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:28Now that we're in front of
00:26:29all these people,
00:26:30he's putting on a show.
00:26:36Don't look now,
00:26:37but Mia looks like she's ready
00:26:39to rip your hair out.
00:26:46Let's give her something
00:26:47to stare at.
00:27:01I'm not going to let Jules
00:27:02ruin my summer.
00:27:04Everyone's paying attention to her
00:27:05when they should be
00:27:06paying attention to me.
00:27:07Maybe everybody thinks
00:27:08you guys are friends again.
00:27:10You should definitely let her know
00:27:11that that's not true.
00:27:13You're right.
00:27:15It's time to put
00:27:16everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:22Everyone,
00:27:23I've decided that it's time
00:27:24to take a vote.
00:27:26Everyone must decide
00:27:27right now
00:27:29whether Jules is
00:27:30or I do.
00:27:32Mia, would you relax?
00:27:34We're not taking a vote.
00:27:35We're not on social media.
00:27:36We're not taking a vote.
00:27:37We're not on Survivor.
00:27:38All right?
00:27:40What's Survivor?
00:27:41A show for old people.
00:27:42Ew!
00:27:44It's so boring.
00:27:46I'm kidding.
00:27:48Guys, guys.
00:27:49I'm just kidding.
00:27:52What game is she trying to play?
00:27:54Whatever it is,
00:27:55I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:02Wow.
00:28:03Not one of your friends
00:28:04wants me to leave.
00:28:06That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:08Oh, honey.
00:28:09Not the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:15It's time to find out
00:28:16what Jules really said
00:28:17about all of you
00:28:18behind your back.
00:28:21What are you talking about?
00:28:22I never said anything
00:28:23about Xavit.
00:28:25Proof's right here.
00:28:28And Noah,
00:28:29I saved the best for last.
00:28:32Don't you want to know
00:28:33what Jules said about you?
00:28:37I bet you're to find out
00:28:38what your little girlfriend
00:28:39said about you
00:28:40behind your back.
00:28:42I think everyone
00:28:44should find out
00:28:45what Jules really said about them.
00:28:48Oh, Emmett.
00:28:49This one's about you.
00:28:51Emmett is so dumb
00:28:52because he thinks that
00:28:53vegans can't eat pussy.
00:28:56They can?
00:28:58I never said that.
00:28:59Mia did.
00:29:00She's framing me
00:29:01with the text that she sent.
00:29:03Oh.
00:29:04And this one says
00:29:05that Destiny's boob job
00:29:06doesn't even look like
00:29:07it made a difference.
00:29:08Hey!
00:29:09I paid good money for these.
00:29:12Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:14Jules would never say
00:29:15any of those things.
00:29:16Alright?
00:29:17Really?
00:29:18Because this one's about you,
00:29:19Noah.
00:29:20She sent this to me
00:29:21after the first time
00:29:22you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:23Noah is arrogant
00:29:25and cocky
00:29:26and needs to be the best
00:29:27at everything.
00:29:28Him and Emmett
00:29:29are perfect
00:29:30as roommates together.
00:29:31You said that about me?
00:29:34I can explain.
00:29:35Save your breath.
00:29:48Bitch!
00:29:50Don't touch me!
00:29:51Get off of me!
00:30:04You are so hot.
00:30:05Say that again
00:30:06with your shirt off.
00:30:29Yo!
00:30:31Emmett!
00:30:33Jules are officially over.
00:30:35No.
00:30:36No.
00:30:37No way, dude.
00:30:38I'm just going to
00:30:39distract myself,
00:30:40screw around a little bit.
00:30:41She'll come crawling back.
00:30:44Speak of the devil.
00:30:51You hooked up with Jules?
00:30:53Dude.
00:30:54Look.
00:30:55You hooked up with Jules!
00:30:56I don't know what's going on.
00:30:57What do you mean, dude?
00:30:58It's pretty fucking clear.
00:30:59You hooked up!
00:31:01Fuck!
00:31:02Yeah.
00:31:03You're fucked.
00:31:04Emmett!
00:31:05Stop!
00:31:06Fuck you, dude!
00:31:07Stop!
00:31:11Did you post this?
00:31:21Jules!
00:31:22Did you post this?
00:31:23Jules!
00:31:24Did you post this?
00:31:30I don't know.
00:31:31Jules, why would you take a video
00:31:32of us having sex
00:31:33and post it?
00:31:34What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:31:39How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:31:41Jules, I'd rather buy a bus
00:31:42than let everybody at this party know
00:31:44that we just had sex.
00:31:46You know what?
00:31:47Everyone was right about you.
00:31:49You're just like all the other
00:31:50douchebags on this campus.
00:31:52No, you don't mean that.
00:31:54Lose my number.
00:31:55I never want to see you again.
00:31:58Fine.
00:31:59Feelings mutual.
00:32:04Great.
00:32:05You just blew it with a girl
00:32:06you've had feelings for
00:32:07since freshman year.
00:32:11Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:13Listen, Jules,
00:32:15none of us want to be associated
00:32:17with you anymore.
00:32:18You're a skank.
00:32:20So get out and don't come back.
00:32:33Help!
00:32:35Help!
00:32:37Help!
00:32:49You...
00:32:50You saved me?
00:32:53That feels better, doesn't it?
00:32:57And now since I saved you,
00:33:00maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:03Emmett,
00:33:05don't even think about it.
00:33:07Go on, Jules.
00:33:08Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:10Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:12We have to talk.
00:33:13I'm sorry.
00:33:14I'm sorry.
00:33:15I'm sorry.
00:33:16I'm sorry.
00:33:17I'm sorry.
00:33:18I'm sorry.
00:33:19I'm sorry.
00:33:20I'm sorry.
00:33:21We have to talk.
00:33:27Emmett, thank you for saving me,
00:33:29but I got it from here.
00:33:36One step closer to making her mine.
00:33:45Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:33:47I can explain everything.
00:33:49Good, explain.
00:33:50Now.
00:33:57You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:00Takes one to know one.
00:34:02Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:10I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:14I never said that, okay?
00:34:21Yeah.
00:34:27You know, to make this official,
00:34:28I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:30That way everyone can see it.
00:34:32But for right now,
00:34:35it's party time.
00:34:43OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:34:47I wouldn't hook up if he was the last person on earth.
00:34:50How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:34:53You don't know him like I do.
00:34:56If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:34:59Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:01I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:03Noah is arrogant, cocky,
00:35:05and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:07He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:10But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:14More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:17The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:21Except for the one about you.
00:35:23Arrogant and cocky.
00:35:25That's true.
00:35:31Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:35:43Is that true?
00:35:47It's true.
00:35:49I liked you.
00:35:51Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:35:53I mean, really.
00:35:56Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:35:59So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:01Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:08I guess you can't.
00:36:10There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:17I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:19But when I really think about it,
00:36:21I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:23I really did.
00:36:28You give those two until the end of today?
00:36:30To what, Bone?
00:36:33They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:36:35It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:36:38I don't think they remember you exist.
00:36:40I don't think they remember you exist.
00:36:46Remember.
00:36:52Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:36:54You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:36:57When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:37:10I'm sorry.
00:37:28She's never kissed me like that.
00:37:30My turn.
00:37:41No smoke.
00:37:42Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:07Keep the circle moving.
00:38:09If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:11kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:19Get off of me.
00:38:21Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:23What's a little peck?
00:38:26Why would you tell everyone that?
00:38:28Remember that six you bought me for doing the deed?
00:38:36Hey, Jules!
00:38:37Jules!
00:38:38You're a pig!
00:38:39Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:38:40He's lying.
00:38:41I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:38:43But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:47You have feelings for me?
00:38:54I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:38:56But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:58You have feelings for me?
00:39:00Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:02You do?
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:05I have all the feelings.
00:39:06Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:08You're a dick!
00:39:09Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:10Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:14Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:17I broke your trust.
00:39:18And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:39:28What do you mean?
00:39:29I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:39:31And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:39:36Do you want to get back together?
00:39:39You said no feelings.
00:39:41Yeah, you're right.
00:39:44So tell me you want to be with me.
00:39:46Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:39:48Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:39:50Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:00Well, what favorite couple survived the ring of fire?
00:40:03Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:06Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:08I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:12Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:15And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:21Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:40:24Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:40:27Yes, yes, that's a great idea. You should go do that right now.
00:40:30Yes!
00:40:37It's not that easy.
00:40:39Stop avoiding the question.
00:40:40I'm not avoiding it.
00:40:42Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:40:47What do you mean?
00:40:49I mean Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:40:53Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:40:56She's about to answer a very important question.
00:40:58I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:41:04Or tell him about my dad.
00:41:08We can talk later. I promise.
00:41:22The girls go shopping. Saturdays are for the boys.
00:41:28Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:41:31I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:41:36Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:41:40It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:41:43The internship is mine.
00:41:45Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:41:47Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:41:59If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:42:02Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:06Oh my god, it's gorgeous.
00:42:09I'm going to go try this on.
00:42:18You ordered the wrong size.
00:42:20No, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:23No, you didn't. That's impossible. It doesn't fit.
00:42:26Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:42:28What are you doing?
00:42:30I'm shopping.
00:42:32Do you not remember me?
00:42:34I used to be in here all the time.
00:42:36Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:42:38She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:42:41Well, what Mia says goes.
00:42:43So your money's no good here.
00:42:45You know what? You're right.
00:42:48I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:42:52That's it. You're out.
00:42:55Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me. I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:42:59Trash?
00:43:01That's my girlfriend.
00:43:07Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:11See this car?
00:43:14Has no spending limit.
00:43:16My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:19And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:22No way, this is mine.
00:43:24Are you going to purchase it?
00:43:26No, not with this janky little zipper.
00:43:29Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:43:44What do you think?
00:43:49No.
00:43:51Will you come help zip me up?
00:43:55Of course.
00:44:02You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:05Is it too expensive?
00:44:07No.
00:44:09It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:18Well, aren't you with me?
00:44:25Thank you, Noah.
00:44:28You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:44:31Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:44:39Put the dress on my card.
00:44:43Excuse me.
00:44:45I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:44:49I bet she stole it.
00:44:50Sorry, ex-necklace.
00:44:52I bet she stole it.
00:44:54I would never.
00:44:56Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:44:59Fine.
00:45:01Whatever, Mia.
00:45:15See, told ya.
00:45:21I don't know how that got there.
00:45:24Well, she stole it.
00:45:26And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:45:31Call the police.
00:45:33Don't call the police.
00:45:35This is all my fault.
00:45:37No, it's not.
00:45:39Yes, it is.
00:45:41I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:45:44But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:45:47You can't do this.
00:45:48You can't do this.
00:45:50It's of money.
00:45:52Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:45:54It's worth it, trust me.
00:45:56And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:45:59Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:01Please and thank you.
00:46:09Hey.
00:46:14There he is.
00:46:16Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:19Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:46:21Well, enjoy it while it lasts because after tonight, I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:46:30Watch your mouth.
00:46:32Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:46:34Okay, dude.
00:46:36Jules was mine first.
00:46:38I dumped her, okay?
00:46:40It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:46:42Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:46:46Okay, all right.
00:46:48Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:46:50Yeah?
00:46:52I get Jules' panties off, by the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:46:58Fine.
00:46:59And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:03I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:05Deal.
00:47:10You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:13Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:47:22Eat shit.
00:47:24Hey.
00:47:26Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:47:29Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:47:31Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:47:43Hey.
00:47:49Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:47:51I don't know. Jules.
00:47:54You didn't answer my question.
00:47:56About what?
00:47:58The music in here?
00:48:00Because I think it's...
00:48:01Jules.
00:48:03Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:05For real.
00:48:06No contracts and no money.
00:48:07I mean it.
00:48:10I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:12Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:14Like I care.
00:48:15I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:48:20I'm sorry.
00:48:21We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:48:23Have fun.
00:48:24Here.
00:48:25Put this on.
00:48:27I entered us into a lap dancing company.
00:48:34You're crazy.
00:48:36Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:48:43You're on.
00:48:50Follow me.
00:48:56Let the show begin.
00:49:07You think you're hot shit?
00:49:09Well, it's time for you to shit.
00:49:12Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:49:15Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:49:22The rules are simple.
00:49:24Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:49:29And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:49:43Come on.
00:49:45Come on.
00:49:47Come on.
00:49:49Come on.
00:49:51Come on.
00:49:53Come on.
00:49:55Come on.
00:49:57Come on.
00:49:59Come on.
00:50:01Come on.
00:50:03Come on.
00:50:05Come on.
00:50:07Come on.
00:50:09Come on.
00:50:10Come on.
00:50:32Top that.
00:50:40Oh
00:50:47Top that
00:51:10Wanna be honest
00:51:25The most beautiful girl here
00:51:40The tears on your face, I'm bleeding in vain when you cry
00:51:48The same old mistakes, I loved you when you were mine
00:51:58Yo, Jason!
00:52:00Dude, I need the lady killer special, now!
00:52:04Yeah?
00:52:06I got you
00:52:10Here's a tip
00:52:12And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:52:18And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:52:23Mia!
00:52:25Woo!
00:52:29As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:52:34I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak
00:52:41Jules, wait!
00:52:48You look upset
00:52:51What are you, my therapist?
00:52:53Fuck off!
00:52:54No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:52:59Jules, I have something that can make you feel better
00:53:07What is that?
00:53:09Have a good time
00:53:11Come on, Jules
00:53:16No, thanks
00:53:18Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:53:23Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:53:27Better play along
00:53:30Bottoms up
00:53:33Cheers
00:53:35Alright
00:53:37Turn that shit around so you can grind on me, come on
00:53:40I'm gonna go change
00:53:45Destin, have you seen Jules?
00:53:48I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:53:50Emmett was with her
00:53:52What?
00:53:54Have you seen Jules?
00:53:56I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:53:58Emmett was with her
00:54:01That little shit!
00:54:08Don't move
00:54:15What do you think you're doing?
00:54:17Stop denying yourself, Jules
00:54:20We both know you want this
00:54:22Be gentle, just like our first time, remember?
00:54:25Back off
00:54:27Just relax, baby
00:54:29Let that eat
00:54:31You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:54:33Oh, I was gonna fuck you anyways
00:54:35Let go of me
00:54:37This is just gonna take a minute
00:54:41Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened
00:54:45Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you
00:54:47Jules?
00:54:49You in there?
00:54:51Help me!
00:54:56Noah, help me!
00:54:59Emmett, get off of her
00:55:02You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:55:05What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:09Emmett, she doesn't want you
00:55:11What are you doing?
00:55:13She wants me so bad, dude
00:55:15Even if she won't say so
00:55:22Dude, I thought we were friends
00:55:24I'd never be friends with a shit like you
00:55:28Wait, stop!
00:55:35This asshole isn't worth it
00:55:52You look like shit
00:55:55Jules just kicked my ass
00:55:57All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:56:00Hey!
00:56:02Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:56:08Mia, stop
00:56:12This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic
00:56:15Emmett just tried to assault me
00:56:17Be so fucking for real
00:56:19Emmett would never want a skank like you
00:56:21You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:56:26And you know what?
00:56:28He's coming back to the house with me
00:56:31Tonight
00:56:33Mia, sit down
00:56:35Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again
00:56:38I will leave
00:56:40Okay, Noah, let's go
00:56:42Let's go
00:56:45I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:56:58Thank you for getting me out of there
00:57:01Ow
00:57:03You're hurt, let me help you
00:57:15I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:57:30I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:57:33I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:57:36Really
00:57:37I didn't take them
00:57:39You didn't take the pills?
00:57:45You know, I got something better than E
00:57:48It's twice as fun
00:57:50And I've been saving it just for you
00:58:00What are you trying to give me?
00:58:06Rocky Road
00:58:09Ow
00:58:10Hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
00:58:13How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:58:18I'm not an asshole
00:58:20No, you're the king of assholes
00:58:24You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes but
00:58:29Whatever
00:58:35I gotta show you something
00:58:44I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:58:52And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:59:00It worked
00:59:14I've wanted you all summer
00:59:18Stop breathing
00:59:21I need you, now
00:59:24What if somebody sees?
00:59:44Everybody's at the club
00:59:47I'm taking you upstairs
00:59:54No
01:00:18Oh, Mia
01:00:24Hi, this is Alan
01:00:26It's Mia, yeah, Noah's girlfriend
01:00:29Um, he was hinting at propose to me soon and
01:00:33We would just love it if you were here for it
01:00:37Okay, bye
01:00:39Ah
01:00:51Hey, sleepyhead
01:00:54What are you doing up so early?
01:00:56Thought I wore you out last night
01:00:58I'm ready for another round
01:01:01Hey, can you knock?
01:01:02Can you put your boner away?
01:01:05Get up! Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
01:01:08Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up
01:01:10It's worse than a fire
01:01:14Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules
01:01:24You're fucking with me
01:01:25What's the big deal?
01:01:26Uh, there's the drugs
01:01:27And the mess
01:01:28And you
01:01:29What about me?
01:01:30She like totally thinks you're a slut
01:01:31But like in a bad way
01:01:32Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and
01:01:35She blames you for the whole thing
01:01:37I need to get out of here
01:01:39I'll hide Jules
01:01:40I'll distract mom
01:01:44Yo, Jason
01:01:45I'm gonna go hide Jules
01:01:46Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:01:54Tell me when the coast is clear
01:01:55Got it
01:02:05Get your brother
01:02:07Now
01:02:14Boy!
01:02:15Noah!
01:02:21My baby boy
01:02:23Mom, hi, hey
01:02:25Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto
01:02:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring
01:02:32To propose
01:02:38Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:02:48I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves
01:02:50Oh
01:02:51She just left
01:02:56I can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:03:00What is that slut doing here?
01:03:03You're the girl from the sex tape
01:03:06Get out of this house
01:03:08Mom
01:03:09Noah, a little help?
01:03:10Mom, this is Jules
01:03:13And she's going to be our help for the summer
01:03:19Yes
01:03:20It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son
01:03:24Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on
01:03:29Lisa, my second mom
01:03:32We need to talk about engagement plans
01:03:34Oh yes, we do
01:03:38You're marrying Mia now?
01:03:40I have no idea what got into her head
01:03:42I am so sorry, okay?
01:03:43But after dinner tonight I'm going to explain everything
01:03:46Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:03:48Please
01:04:01My head hurts
01:04:03Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:05Yeah, I have some in my purse
01:04:07Oh, thanks
01:04:14She's better
01:04:23Water
01:04:24Water, I need water
01:04:27Jules
01:04:29What did you give my mom?
01:04:31Aspirin
01:04:32Aspirin?
01:04:34It's so hot in here
01:04:37Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:04:44Hey, I have an idea
01:04:46Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:04:49I'm feeling like a cougar
01:04:52Alright, that's enough
01:04:53I've got to talk to you
01:04:56Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:04:58Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club
01:05:01No way, you gave her those?
01:05:03I didn't give them, she found them
01:05:05Should we call an ambulance?
01:05:07Oh, no fucking way, Jules
01:05:09She hates you already
01:05:10What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:05:14Where did she go?
01:05:26Oh, fuck
01:05:31Mom, get out of the pool
01:05:33No way, it feels so good
01:05:41Help, I'm drowning
01:05:45Mia, save me
01:05:47Absolutely not, I'm not going in there
01:05:51Help
01:05:56Fuck
01:06:13You saved me
01:06:17Here, I brought you some tea
01:06:25I was wrong about you
01:06:27I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia
01:06:38Thank you for taking care of her
01:06:42I hope I was a good maid
01:06:44Yeah, I should give you a raise
01:06:47Can you ever be serious for two seconds?
01:06:50You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter
01:06:56I still got to pay you to hang out with me
01:06:59No feelings, remember?
01:07:07I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me
01:07:12I'll tear it up right now, I mean it
01:07:17I need that money more than I want you
01:07:21When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:07:26If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house
01:07:31So it was really always just about the money, really?
01:07:35When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but
01:07:39now I can't make it real because of that same money
01:07:51I want to give you the money
01:07:53Not as your boss, as your boyfriend
01:07:57Jules, I want to give you everything
01:08:01I don't know what to say
01:08:06Just let me take care of you
01:08:13And tell me that you love me
01:08:22I don't think I can say it
01:08:28Let me take care of you, it's the least you can do
01:08:34Fine, you can take care of me, okay?
01:08:38And you don't have to tell me that you love me
01:08:42I know you do
01:08:47Good morning, everyone
01:08:50Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay
01:08:53I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you
01:08:58I was just leaving
01:08:59You're not leaving, Jules
01:09:01We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:09:07After your little sex video was released
01:09:10At first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:09:14But after you saved me
01:09:18All I can say is, welcome to the family
01:09:25Wait, you were supposed to give me your family ring
01:09:30That was before you left me to drown
01:09:34I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun
01:09:38Adios
01:09:41Bye, mom
01:09:44I'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:09:48Good luck with that
01:09:50I don't need luck
01:09:52I have a really big brain
01:10:00There must be something incriminating in here
01:10:07What is this?
01:10:14Ew, what died in here?
01:10:18My manhood
01:10:20Listen, I have something juicy for you
01:10:23Really?
01:10:26I don't like to read
01:10:28It's a contract between Jules and Noah
01:10:31They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship
01:10:36It's cheating
01:10:38Oh, great, you finally figured it out
01:10:41I figured it out, good boy
01:10:44I think it's time for you to cheat too
01:10:52I thought this was summer vacation
01:10:55I know, I know
01:10:57But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship
01:11:03What up, lovebirds?
01:11:06Hey man, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with...
01:11:09We don't do that in front of our guests
01:11:14Who are you?
01:11:16I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
01:11:27Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you
01:11:30What are you doing here?
01:11:32Emma called me up and told me about your summer house setup
01:11:35I'm a guy who likes to party
01:11:39The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy
01:11:42I'd like to be your friend
01:11:48I have enough friends, thanks
01:11:53Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:11:57I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble
01:12:00And Emma promised me lots of trouble
01:12:04The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained
01:12:09And I get bored easy
01:12:14Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now
01:12:20Interview starts now
01:12:22Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:12:26Well, I'll see you in the office
01:12:29Hey, how about I show you out to the...
01:12:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:12:40That's the guy you want to work for?
01:12:43He's a total clown
01:12:45Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful millionaires in the industry
01:12:50And if I work for him, my career will be made
01:12:53But don't you already have enough money?
01:12:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA
01:12:58I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:13:01And I networked like a motherfucker
01:13:03I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:13:06And have my own career
01:13:08And then our sex tape got released
01:13:11And all my job prospects were completely toast
01:13:14The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp
01:13:17Jules, I need this internship
01:13:19And so do you
01:13:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000
01:13:28You lied to me
01:13:29No, I just...
01:13:31I just didn't tell you everything
01:13:34I'm sorry
01:13:38Everybody!
01:13:39Let's get the party started!
01:13:50Looks like I found my lady for the night
01:13:54I've met a lot of pretty girls
01:13:57There's something special about you
01:14:00You're so beautiful
01:14:03Thanks, but I'm taken
01:14:06I'm not trying to marry you
01:14:09Noah, tell me
01:14:12Who snatched this hottie up?
01:14:15That'd be me
01:14:17You're a lucky man
01:14:19I know
01:14:22How long is he here?
01:14:25I'll protect you
01:14:27Look at here
01:14:29The happy little couple
01:14:32From soulmates to soulmates
01:14:40Emmett, Noah and I are talking
01:14:43Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:14:46Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man
01:14:49Yeah, he's finally gonna win our bet
01:14:52What bet?
01:14:55What bet?
01:14:57I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer
01:15:00I would drop out of the internship pool
01:15:03That's not true
01:15:05Yeah, it is
01:15:07I thought Noah would pussy out if I won
01:15:09So I recorded the whole thing
01:15:11You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass
01:15:20I don't want to hear it
01:15:22Yeah, it'd probably break your heart to know
01:15:25That you were just a bet to Noah
01:15:28I was nothing but a bet to you
01:15:31I was nothing but a bet to you
01:15:34I was nothing but a check to you
01:15:37Both of you can fuck off
01:15:43Chicks, dude
01:15:45Kick your fucking ass
01:15:47Let's do that in front of our special guest
01:15:50I don't care about anybody except Jules
01:15:53You're pathetic
01:15:55Bitch
01:15:57Whatever, dude
01:16:02What were you thinking?
01:16:04That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:16:07I've been waiting all day to get you alone
01:16:12You're a sexy girl
01:16:15We could have a lot of fun
01:16:17I don't have time for that shit
01:16:19Then make time
01:16:20There's a tradition at Lehman
01:16:22The boys are toys
01:16:25And I want to play with you
01:16:27I don't want to be played with
01:16:29If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:16:33The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job
01:16:37Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out
01:16:41What do I have to do?
01:16:44Let me borrow you for the night
01:16:50In your dreams, perv
01:16:57Mia
01:16:58You know where Jules is?
01:17:00You're still caught up on that skank?
01:17:03Maybe this outfit will change your mind
01:17:06Mia
01:17:07A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:17:10Get it through your head
01:17:11I want to be with Jules
01:17:13Why do you like her so much?
01:17:15I don't like her
01:17:18I love her
01:17:22You know, I feel sorry for you
01:17:25For falling in love with such a liar
01:17:27You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:29Yeah, well she said she didn't
01:17:31Found your girlfriend
01:17:44If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job?
01:17:48Yes, and it's the only way you'd get him
01:17:51We only interviewed him as a fag to his mom
01:17:54My company looks down on sex tapes
01:17:57Wait, now I know where I recognize you
01:18:01Damn, you were great
01:18:04Just one kiss
01:18:06That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job
01:18:14Way hard to get
01:18:23Get off of her
01:18:29Get off of her
01:18:31Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn
01:18:34If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers
01:18:36You wouldn't dare
01:18:39You little shit
01:18:41You'll never work for Lehman
01:18:43Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:18:45Because I would rather fuck literal cheese grater
01:18:47Than work with any of you pervs at Lehman
01:18:49You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
01:18:52You want to mess with me?
01:18:54You want to mess with me? Yeah, why don't you sue me?
01:18:56And we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:18:58Who's chasing young girls around
01:19:00You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that
01:19:02Please, don't tell my wife
01:19:04Get out of my face, old man
01:19:08Get out of my face
01:19:16How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:20How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:22It wasn't what it looked like
01:19:24Don't lie to me
01:19:26I saw you kiss him back
01:19:32I should be the one that's mad
01:19:34You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship
01:19:36You were getting money out of the deal
01:19:38So why does it matter?
01:19:40That he's a good kisser
01:19:42And you want him right now
01:19:44Tell him you love him
01:19:46It matters
01:19:48Because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:19:58You're fired
01:20:00Get out of my house
01:20:06You're fired
01:20:16You're gone for good, bitch
01:20:22You never belonged with us
01:20:24And now
01:20:26It's your turn to go
01:20:28I played you
01:20:30And I won
01:20:32This has nothing to do with you
01:20:34Oh, honey
01:20:36This has everything to do with me
01:20:42I planted the camera in your room
01:20:46And then
01:20:48I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:20:50And then
01:20:52I uploaded it for everyone to see
01:20:58You thought you were better than me
01:21:00But I always win
01:21:02All
01:21:04I fucking do
01:21:06Is win
01:21:12A miserable bitch like you
01:21:14Will never win
01:21:24Mom, I saved the house
01:21:28It's too late
01:21:32Maybe we can call the bank
01:21:34And figure something out
01:21:36Someone bought it out from under us
01:21:38Just this morning
01:21:40It's what happens when you lose sight of your goal
01:21:42You everything
01:21:44Oh, God
01:21:56Karen, I'll help you
01:21:58What are you doing in that uniform?
01:22:00What are you doing in that uniform?
01:22:04My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship
01:22:08I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so
01:22:12You need anything?
01:22:22I have a big tip for you
01:22:24Seriously?
01:22:26Smile more
01:22:30Okay
01:22:36This money feels dirty
01:22:38I never want to see this check again
01:22:50Miss me?
01:22:56Miss me?
01:23:00Miss me?
01:23:04Get lost
01:23:06I deserve that
01:23:10Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:23:12And I think you'll really like it
01:23:20Is this the deed to my house?
01:23:22Yeah
01:23:24This morning I bought it
01:23:26You bought my house from under us?
01:23:28Look at the name on the title
01:23:32Oh, my God
01:23:34You put it under my name
01:23:36It's yours, Jules
01:23:38It's all yours
01:23:40But
01:23:42I am only giving it to you under one condition
01:23:44Another condition?
01:23:48What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:23:50Sleep with your boss? Drug your mom?
01:23:52No
01:23:54But I would like you to meet me at the summer house
01:23:56Tonight
01:24:04At 8pm
01:24:06And I want you to wear this
01:24:20What are you doing here?
01:24:22Noah told me to come
01:24:24Really?
01:24:26Oh, how pathetic
01:24:28Noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:24:34He's proposing to you?
01:24:36When did you two get back together?
01:24:38Well, it's not official yet
01:24:40But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone
01:24:44And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing
01:24:48I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
01:24:50Noah decided it was time to be with the best
01:24:56Mia, Jules
01:24:58I am so happy that both of you are here
01:25:00Why did you invite me here?
01:25:02To watch you propose to Mia?
01:25:04Propose?
01:25:06Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:25:08Oh, the big question
01:25:10Yeah, I do have a big question
01:25:14Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:25:16Uh
01:25:18How did you know about that?
01:25:20Well, because it was a huge mistake
01:25:22And when you were leaving the summer house
01:25:24I heard you were in Jules' fight
01:25:26You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:25:28Okay
01:25:30Fine
01:25:32Yeah, I planted the camera
01:25:34And I uploaded the video to the internet
01:25:36But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces
01:25:38What are you going to do?
01:25:40Arrest me?
01:25:42Actually, that's my job
01:25:44Oh, hi
01:25:46Mia Matthews, you're under arrest
01:25:48For revenge porn
01:25:50What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:25:52These are not what they're for
01:25:54Call my dad!
01:25:56Daddy!
01:25:58Bye, Mia
01:26:00If you invited me here to watch that
01:26:02I appreciate it
01:26:04That's not why I invited you here
01:26:10Everybody
01:26:12What is he doing?
01:26:18I have invited you all here so I can
01:26:20Share my secrets
01:26:24And here are my secrets
01:26:28I scream when I see spiders
01:26:30I do
01:26:32And I crashed my car on
01:26:34Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared
01:26:36I just left it there
01:26:39And I cannot tell my left from my right
01:26:41Noah, what are you doing?
01:26:43You look like a crazy person
01:26:45And I have one more secret
01:26:47Jules, I am stupidly
01:26:49In love with you
01:26:55And I want to make it official, Jules
01:26:57Right here in front of everybody
01:26:59I want everyone to know
01:27:01What you are to me
01:27:09And I want to make it official
01:27:11Right here in front of everybody
01:27:13I want everyone to know
01:27:15What you are to me
01:27:39And I want to make it official
01:27:41Right here in front of everybody
01:27:43I want everyone to know
01:27:45What you are to me
01:27:47And I want to make it official
01:27:49Right here in front of everybody
01:27:57Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:27:59I didn't
01:28:01I just don't want everyone to know our business
01:28:03Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:28:09Yes
01:28:15Of course
01:28:17Now, let's party
01:28:38You
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