• 2 days ago
starring jack black as satan
Transcript
00:01Every Christmas, something magical happens.
00:05Dear Santa.
00:06When a kid sends a letter to Santa.
00:08But Liam...
00:09To Santa.
00:12Is a crappy speller.
00:18This looks like fun.
00:25Oh, that's putrid.
00:28What do you want?
00:29You summoned me.
00:30Not what I expected.
00:31What'd you expect?
00:32In the movies, the reindeer usually have the antlers, not you.
00:36Kid, are you high?
00:39You lucked out big time, so I'm way better than Santa.
00:42Ho, ho, frickin' ho!
00:44You, my friend, are getting three wishes.
00:46You mean like a genie?
00:47They stole that from me.
00:49By the way, after you make your wishes, I'm taking your soul.
00:52What?
00:53You ain't never had a friend like me!
00:55Okay, that I may have stolen from Aladdin.
00:57Now we're even.
00:59Let me show you a few of the things...
01:02I could do for you.
01:04I'll be right back!
01:06It's Post Malone!
01:08Leo!
01:13Look, I'm worried Santa's going to trick me into getting my soul.
01:17I think he's just confused.
01:18We believe you.
01:20Thanks, Charles.
01:21You're welcome.
01:24Yo, down here!
01:26What are you waiting for? Go make a move!
01:31Sue me, I'm thirsty!
01:35I tried everything! That kid's incorruptible!
01:37What about doing something out of kindness?
01:39I don't even know what you just said.
01:40I mean, I know all the words, but I just never heard them in that order.
01:49You know this man?
01:50I'm his uncle, Beta.
01:51Who do you think you are, talking to me like that?
01:55That doesn't sound right.
01:56Pardon me, kombucha.
01:59Watch this.
02:00Lock.
02:01No! Please!
02:02Never trust a fart, you just gambled and lost!
02:04Nice to meet ya!
02:05The pleasure was mine!