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Georgie & Mandy-s First Marriage 1x06 Season 1 Episode 6 Promo - A Regular Samaritan

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00:00Thanks, Charlie!
00:11Evening, miss.
00:12Thank the Lord.
00:13I got a flat tire.
00:14Well, good news.
00:15It's only flat on the bottom.
00:17A little talk truck humor.
00:20Can you fix it?
00:22I can change it.
00:23Got a spare?
00:24I do.
00:25It's that one right there.
00:26Oh, well, I can tow you back to the shop and get you fixed up in the morning.
00:31It's a nice car you got.
00:34Oh, well.
00:35God is good.
00:36Oh, you're one of them.
00:41One of them?
00:42I don't mean nothing by it.
00:43My mom's one of them, too.
00:45Blessed with the abundance of God's love?
00:48Yep.
00:49Definitely one of them.
00:56You are not what I expected when I called a tow truck.
00:59Oh, you're waiting on a butt crack bubble top?
01:02Yeah.
01:03Well, sorry to disappoint, but mine is firmly tucked away.
01:07So, are you McAllister?
01:10Cooper.
01:11McAllister is my father-in-law.
01:14You're married?
01:16You look so young.
01:18Well, when you meet the right woman and get her pregnant, you just know.
01:22So, what about you?
01:25What kind of job gets you a car like that?
01:27Oh, I work in real estate, but honestly, I owe it all to my church.
01:33Really?
01:34My mom's church never gave out Mercedes.
01:36Once in a while, you'd get free pancakes, but that's about it.
01:40I'm serious.
01:41I mean, I was struggling before I joined my congregation, but now I'm doing great.
01:48You know, God wants us to be prosperous.
01:51All I remember from Sunday school is, thou shalt not have any fun.
01:55Well, maybe you're going to the wrong church.
01:58You should check us out.
02:00Maybe I will.
02:02I'm telling you, if you invest in God, he will return that investment tenfold.
02:07How's he with debt?
02:08Because I got me a few folds of that.
02:21Remember when you wanted to be a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader?
02:27There's still time.
02:29There is.
02:31Yeah, and I'm going to be an aerobics instructor.
02:36Hey.
02:37Hey, how was church?
02:38Great.
02:39I met the Reverend.
02:40Real nice guy.
02:41Feel more prosperous?
02:43Actually, I do.
02:44McAllister Auto is now the exclusive tire store for all the church buses and vans.
02:49You're kidding.
02:50Tires, brakes, alignment, the works.
02:52In fact, I gave him a ridiculously high price, then knocked ten percent off.
02:56He was thrilled.
02:59How can you not love this kid?
03:00He hustled a reverend.
03:02Exactly.
03:05I think it's time we up your compensation.
03:07We already give them free room, board, and child care.
03:11Yeah, but with the tow truck, he's working day and night.
03:13He volunteered, Jim.
03:15Because he's a go-getter.
03:16Well, then he can go get another job.
03:20Should we jump in here?
03:21No, stay out of it.
03:22This is how I got a car.
03:24Giving him a cut only motivates him to make more.
03:27Keeping him hungry motivates him more.
03:29You see, that is the kind of thing that makes communism appealing.
03:33You sure we shouldn't jump in?
03:34Shh, we're close.
03:35Did you just call me a communist?
03:38I'm just saying a good American would pay him what he's worth.
03:40There it is.
03:41Fine, pay him whatever you want.
03:45And that's how I got a Jeep Cherokee.
03:50You

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