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00:00:00The love that radiates through the ones that can still hear the sound echoing.
00:00:15Piss the face, piss the dream.
00:00:20Weak in the distance from in between.
00:00:35Take me away from the dragons in my eyes.
00:00:45They will all kill my soul.
00:01:02There is measures more than our price could pay.
00:01:07All it has to offer.
00:01:10There is measures more than our price could pay.
00:01:14For all it has to offer.
00:01:27The sunlight is still the way the pale nickel rings left of the day.
00:01:35The sunlight is still the way the pale nickel rings left of the day.
00:01:51My heart echoes your memory.
00:01:55My heart echoes your memory.
00:01:58Snapshot in time.
00:02:00A blanket of faith under every day.
00:02:06We don't try to lie.
00:02:08The darkness will come.
00:02:10It overtakes.
00:02:12It overtakes.
00:02:14It overtakes.
00:02:16It overtakes.
00:02:18It overtakes.
00:02:20It overtakes.
00:02:22It overtakes.
00:02:24It overtakes.
00:02:26Mmm.
00:02:3898.8.
00:02:41I'll record it on the track.
00:02:46Here, drink up.
00:02:49I... I'm not thirsty.
00:02:52Dream come on!
00:02:54Pam, you're going to need the water in order to take the test.
00:03:02I need a urine sample.
00:03:03This is getting way too clinical, Will.
00:03:04You are seriously scaring me.
00:03:05Pam, don't you want to be here?
00:03:06Of course I do.
00:03:07But I just want us to be more natural about it.
00:03:09You know, a king size bed, a fire blazing, champagne, a foggy night in October.
00:03:38I can close the curtain.
00:03:39I can turn on the heater.
00:03:40But you can't be having any champagne if we're going to be getting you pregnant.
00:03:41I'm very funny.
00:03:42I'm not laughing.
00:03:43Give me the water.
00:03:44Take the test.
00:03:45Just hold it in your urine stream.
00:03:46I know how to take a goddamn pregnancy test.
00:03:47It's an ovulation test.
00:03:48Same concept.
00:03:49Not really.
00:03:50Pam, you're going to need a urine sample.
00:03:51This is getting way too clinical, Will.
00:03:52You are seriously scaring me.
00:03:53Pam, don't you want to be here?
00:03:54Of course I do.
00:03:55But I just want us to be more natural about it.
00:03:56Pam, don't you want to be here?
00:03:57Of course I do.
00:03:58Pam, don't you want to be here?
00:03:59Of course I do.
00:04:00Pam, don't you want to be here?
00:04:08Just give me a minute.
00:04:39I'm going to show you my box of support baby.
00:04:52We're going to do it.
00:04:54Don't get too comfortable.
00:04:55You only have three to five minutes.
00:05:08Screwed over, hot stuff!
00:05:09Hot stuff!
00:05:10You're just not done!
00:05:11Well, I don't have to do this in the morning.
00:05:12You know I'm not a morning person.
00:05:13I'm gonna make you a morning person by the time you get over here.
00:05:14Oh, I love you so much.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Come on, I give it to you, hot stuff.
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00:06:02Honey?
00:06:05Honey?
00:06:06Are you there?
00:06:09Call me I love you. What did I mention? I love you. Oh, I love you. Call me. Oh
00:06:17The other line but call me okay, okay
00:06:21Hello. Hi. No, he's not home yet. We're gonna great
00:06:28Yeah, we're going to dinner but we'll be over afterwards
00:06:30Hey, Dan, is Linda there? Yeah. Can I talk to her for a minute? I need to tell her something
00:06:41Linda guess what? Oh Jesus. I'm pregnant
00:06:48Hooray
00:06:51Thanks
00:06:54Thanks, no, no, he doesn't know yet. He hasn't called back and I'm going crazy
00:07:01That might be well, okay, I have to go but we'll see you too tonight, okay, honey. Oh, sorry
00:07:10No, I've just been waiting for will to call me back
00:07:14Yeah, I
00:07:16Think that's on Sunday city. Hey, wait, guess what?
00:07:22Pregnant I
00:07:24know oh
00:07:26I'm dying to tell well, but he hasn't gotten he hasn't gotten back to me yet. Oh, thank you
00:07:34Thank you. I
00:07:37Will definitely take you up on that
00:07:56I
00:08:00Love you, too
00:08:03Guess what?
00:08:09Okay
00:08:11Okay, but guess what?
00:08:13Let's start moving. Guess what?
00:08:15I'm pregnant
00:08:18Yeah, I'm pregnant I took the test we're pregnant I
00:08:24Love you
00:08:26Get home
00:08:28Just be careful. Yeah, but get here. Well quickly, but safely
00:08:34Okay. All right. I love you. All right
00:08:37Call me again
00:08:39Bye
00:08:54Hi
00:08:57Yeah, I'd like some numbers for a few good mommy's listings
00:09:02City well, I have a car so it really doesn't matter
00:09:07Okay, fine, how about Berkeley
00:09:17Howdy I'm here
00:09:20Look at you you're glowing
00:09:24I
00:09:28Finally get to use my homemade pregnancy planner
00:09:32Okay
00:09:33This is my last period
00:09:36This is when I started ovulation and here are calendars for the next eight months so I can track my healthy pregnancy
00:09:43Now I also want to attach mementos like the test and I think I'm due August 15th
00:09:49That's Leo and I highlighted that right here. I can't wait to celebrate. Oh, yeah
00:09:55Dan called and we're supposed to go over to their place after dinner. They are so excited for
00:10:01We're all gonna celebrate together. You know, I was thinking that maybe
00:10:05Yeah, Linda and I will have our babies around the same time. Maybe she'll be right behind me
00:10:14You're fast
00:10:19I was thinking
00:10:21We each tell ten people and then have them call three people each and then so on like a chain letter. I
00:10:28Should have started making babies with you a long time ago. Oh
00:10:33Shit honey
00:10:34You have to help me with this. I cannot have anything that is not thoroughly cooked. So please help me remember. Okay, I promise
00:10:49I know
00:10:53I can't believe you get away with the stuff you do
00:10:55Me either
00:10:57I don't know, I don't believe it
00:10:59I don't believe anything at all
00:11:03Yeah, a little too much
00:11:11So for some reason I don't think I'm far behind you guys
00:11:15Good morning
00:11:17No, at least I don't think so but I hope so
00:11:19We're trying to
00:11:21Yay
00:11:23That would be great
00:11:25We can do mommy's groups together
00:11:27We wanted to tell you guys before
00:11:29But we didn't wanna jinx it
00:11:31I finally talked him into telling you
00:11:33He's so superstitious
00:11:35Telling you
00:11:37You're crazy
00:11:39I'm so glad you told us. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you too
00:11:41Will
00:11:43You should get going
00:11:45Make these two of them
00:11:47So they can make babies
00:11:49Dad
00:11:51I don't trust Ken
00:11:53Let's get to thinking next week
00:11:55We're so happy for you two
00:11:57Thanks for coming over
00:11:59Linda you hang in there
00:12:01I know you're gonna get pregnant in no time at all
00:12:03Thank you
00:12:05Nothing would make me happier than to have a little baby
00:12:07I'm tired of waiting
00:12:09Pam I wanna be right behind you
00:12:11I don't
00:12:13Will you get in there
00:12:15We'll be homeschooling our kids
00:12:17In no time at all
00:12:19Alright
00:12:21I'm getting ahead of myself
00:12:23Bye Linda
00:12:25I'm not getting here
00:12:27Bye guys
00:12:29Bye
00:12:31Bye
00:12:33Bye
00:12:43Why are we waiting in here
00:12:45I always go straight to the exam room
00:12:47Maybe she wants to discuss the big day
00:12:49I think it's too soon to start talking about labor
00:12:51I'm only 11 weeks pregnant
00:12:53Maybe she wants to
00:12:55Proposition us
00:12:57into some sort of three-way scenario
00:12:59you just said that. Well, she is pretty hot. Hey, you're much cuter. Would the two be together?
00:13:14I cannot believe you could be turned on right now. I am so nervous. I can't even think about sex.
00:13:20This pregnancy thing is just so fun. Good. I love it.
00:13:29You're insane. You're crazy. You're just a wild man.
00:13:37Good morning. Good morning, doctor. Thank you for inviting us to your loving house.
00:13:43Good morning, Dr. Kitty Goode. She's convinced that there's something wrong.
00:13:49She seems to think that there's something to worry about and I've been telling her she just
00:13:53needs to relax. Well, I am a little bit worried. We usually meet you in the exam room, not your
00:14:00office. Pam, well, I'm actually a little worried too. I have been unable to detect your baby's
00:14:07heartbeat for two weeks now. At first, I thought your days were off and you were actually not as
00:14:13far along as you thought. But during your last exam, your uterus definitely felt like it was
00:14:18even weeks. What does that mean? Are you saying I'm not pregnant? I don't understand.
00:14:26Sometimes a woman will get pregnant with an empty uterus. For whatever reason, the fetus never
00:14:32started developing. We call this a non-viable pregnancy, a uterus with no fetus in it.
00:14:39Sometimes the egg will actually try to fertilize in the fallopian tubes, causing a tubal pregnancy.
00:14:46I don't think that's your case, a tubal pregnancy that is.
00:14:50But I do think perhaps a fetus never started developing in your uterus.
00:14:56To be safe, I want to order some blood work and let's test your HCG levels. Is it possible you
00:15:02could be wrong doing too? Maybe Pam's not as far along as we thought. That would be the best case
00:15:10scenario. But let's do the blood work and we'll see where that leads us. What if I do have an
00:15:18empty sac? What do I do then? Have you had any spotting, cramping at all? No, none. And do you
00:15:26feel pregnant? Well, I have been experiencing morning sickness. In a situation like this,
00:15:33if you do not have a viable pregnancy, you will most likely miscarry. Oh no. I'm so sorry you two.
00:15:44I know how excited you both are about this pregnancy. I'm going to go ahead and order
00:15:49the blood work. Maybe we have nothing to worry about. And I will call you with the results in
00:15:56two days. And at that point, we can talk about our next step. Okay, thanks for coming.
00:16:16What did she say? What was all that?
00:16:26We need to remain calm and positive. Maybe she's wrong and the baby's just fine.
00:17:26What's happened? I feel like I'm dreaming.
00:17:51You just need to stay calm and positive. Maybe she's wrong
00:17:57and the baby's just fine. Dr. Kingham said she was worried. Doctors usually try to stay away
00:18:03from women. I think she's genuinely worried. Honey, you need to stay calm.
00:18:08Just try to have some fun. If you have a woman that will be here any second,
00:18:13they'll help take her home. Will, we cannot say anything about this today.
00:18:17I do not want to say anything until we know for sure.
00:18:22Hi, guys. Sorry we're late. Someone forgot the condiments. I forgot the condiments.
00:18:27Oh, well, you're here now.
00:18:33Why don't you guys get the girl going? Why don't we prepare all set up so we can leave?
00:18:39What do you think?
00:19:10So, how did everything go at your doctor's appointment today?
00:19:12I had to reschedule. I'm not feeling so good today.
00:19:17When do you find out if it's a boy or a girl? I'm actually not sure.
00:19:21I really want a little boy, but I'd be happy with either.
00:19:25Me too. I'd be happy with a healthy, fat baby.
00:19:30When do you think you're going to start showing? Oh, I'm not sure,
00:19:33but there's a lot I don't know yet. Listen, I'm done.
00:19:38Oh, God, Pam, I have to tell you something. I found out yesterday that I'm pregnant.
00:19:44Oh, well, congratulations.
00:19:49Oh, Linda, I wanted to start. I wanted to wait until after the first trimester,
00:19:55but you two are a best friend. I can't believe all the advice you gave.
00:19:58Oh, I can't believe it. I'm so happy for you. I'm so happy.
00:20:04I didn't mean to make you cry. No, I'm just so happy for you.
00:20:13Now we really can do mommy's boots together. Oh, that'll be great.
00:20:19I hope the girls are ready whenever you ladies are.
00:20:22Here you go. Pick ours well done.
00:20:25You told her? I had to. It's a female thing.
00:20:32We're pregnant, too. Congratulations.
00:20:35You are going to tell him. His mother filled his head with superstitions.
00:20:39A lot can happen in the first trimester. Well, of course, a lot can happen during
00:20:43the first trimester, but they're our best friends. We're going to need to lean on them for support.
00:20:50I love you. That's a good way of looking at it.
00:20:55Well, I think we better get our ladies fed because the stakes are higher now.
00:21:00Don't forget. I know. Well done.
00:21:06Oh, my God. Maybe you should just sit down. Yeah, you're right.
00:21:09Maybe I should sit. Here, drink some water.
00:21:14Are you okay? I just don't feel good.
00:21:18No, I mean, besides that, you're not acting like yourself today.
00:21:22No, I'm sure it's just hormones or gas or something.
00:21:26Well, I have NSAIDs. I do, too.
00:21:30I have a big bottle in my purse. I knew I'd eventually need those, so.
00:21:37Pam, oh, shit. Pam, sit down.
00:21:39Oh, no. Pam, sit down.
00:21:41Oh, no. Will, Will.
00:21:43Will.
00:21:45Oh, no.
00:22:11I'm scared, okay?
00:22:15How can I move on from this?
00:22:19How can I ever trust that I'll be okay?
00:22:22Maybe I'll never be able to have a baby,
00:22:24and this is just the beginning of a long, bumpy road of heartache and miscarriage.
00:22:38I'm scared, too.
00:22:38I'm so scared of losing you that I'm this close to throwing in the towel.
00:22:47And you know how bad I want a baby.
00:22:53But if there's even the slightest chance I could lose you,
00:22:57there's no question. It's you over the baby.
00:23:02I just want another baby.
00:23:04I just want another baby.
00:23:08I sent away for all those baby magazines and everything.
00:23:15And now that's all I have.
00:23:18Baby magazines and diaper coupons and no baby.
00:23:26You have me.
00:23:29You have us.
00:23:30I feel like I'm gonna die, Will.
00:23:36Like, I can't possibly just shake this off and try again.
00:23:48I'm fine.
00:23:54And it pisses me off that other people don't have problems having babies.
00:24:00I'm too young to be this bitter.
00:24:30Goodbye to you for now, for good.
00:24:55I'll pray you'll stay away from me.
00:25:03Goodbye, baby.
00:25:07Goodbye, baby.
00:25:11Goodbye, baby.
00:25:13Stay gone.
00:25:17Alone.
00:25:19Alone.
00:25:21To be alone.
00:25:25The one without your face around.
00:25:33Goodbye, baby.
00:25:37Goodbye, baby.
00:25:41Goodbye, baby.
00:25:43Stay gone.
00:25:49Being with you wasn't that good.
00:25:51I gave you everything that I could.
00:25:55Let, let, stay gone.
00:26:01Alone.
00:26:03Again.
00:26:05I'm so damn free.
00:26:09Don't call.
00:26:11Don't write.
00:26:13Let's not stay friends.
00:26:17Goodbye, baby.
00:26:21Goodbye, baby.
00:26:25Goodbye, baby.
00:26:31It's about time you got here.
00:26:33What? I got here in 20 minutes. It's a record for the 38.
00:26:37Okay, enough about you. Give me a cigarette.
00:26:41What? You don't even smoke.
00:26:43Just give me one. I want to hold it.
00:26:47But there's no smoking in here, so you better not act up.
00:26:51Listen, I'm seriously fucked.
00:26:53I wake this morning, and I'm feeling dizzy and lightheaded.
00:26:55And you want a cigarette?
00:26:57I get up anyway, and I go into the kitchen to get a cup of coffee,
00:27:01and suddenly, I hate coffee.
00:27:03The very thought of the burning cup of acid
00:27:05laced with mucusy fat of the cream
00:27:07traveling across my tongue
00:27:09made me gag.
00:27:11Yuck! What's wrong with you?
00:27:13Add it up. Come on.
00:27:17Dizzy and lightheaded.
00:27:20Dizzy and lightheaded.
00:27:22Strong version of coffee.
00:27:24Yuck.
00:27:26Add it up.
00:27:28Yeah, and you forgot crazy.
00:27:30Maybe you should add it up for me.
00:27:34Holy shit.
00:27:36You're pregnant.
00:27:38I'm pretty sure.
00:27:40You have to get me the test.
00:27:42Oh my god, I can't believe it.
00:27:44Wait, why do you need me to get the test?
00:27:46Why don't you just stop by Walgreens on the way here?
00:27:48There's like a Walgreens on every corner.
00:27:50Because, um,
00:27:52I can't go into Walgreens.
00:27:54I have to keep shopping at Walgreens.
00:27:56I can't go and get a pregnancy test.
00:27:58I don't want them to think I have sex.
00:28:00I need a clean image in there.
00:28:02What, and I don't?
00:28:04Since you're my best friend,
00:28:06and that you may be pregnant,
00:28:08I have an idea.
00:28:10Write aid.
00:28:12Van Ness and Market.
00:28:14Perfect.
00:28:18No, it's all yours.
00:28:20Do you have the bag?
00:28:22Yes.
00:28:24Oh god, I'm scared.
00:28:26Come with me.
00:28:28I don't want to be alone.
00:28:30I'll be right here.
00:28:32Don't forget to take the cap off.
00:28:34Mom?
00:28:36I just want to make sure you do it right.
00:28:38And you know what?
00:28:40I'll be right here.
00:28:42Don't forget to take the cap off.
00:28:44I just want to make sure you do it right.
00:28:47And don't forget to wash your hands.
00:28:49Cut, not funny.
00:29:17Breakdown
00:29:19Breakdown
00:29:21Breakdown
00:29:23Breakdown
00:29:26Breakdown
00:29:43Breakdown
00:29:48I think I'm going to make us some tea while we wait.
00:29:51That actually sounds really good.
00:29:55Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck! Fuck!
00:30:22Hi Jason, it's me. You better call me back right away. I mean, you better call me right
00:30:28away. And by the way, I'm not coming in to work tonight, so just deal with it, alright?
00:30:32Fuck. Fucking bastard. Maybe you shouldn't talk to him right now. Just drink your tea.
00:30:39You're right. I am so fucked. I work with him. I work for him. This is extremely nasty.
00:30:47And this is way too important for you to be getting this excited. You are responsible
00:30:51for a little baby now. You have to chill out. Christ, are you kidding? I'm a waitress.
00:30:59I'm screwing my manager at work. You saw how expensive diapers were at the Rite Aid. You
00:31:04make great money and your shifts are flexible. All of your friends would love to help you.
00:31:10And I could be Auntie Kendra. And what? I'll be waddling around in a garbage bag of a uniform
00:31:16being followed by Jason. I don't need him micromanaging my pregnancy the way he does
00:31:20my work. Hannah, you can make it work. You don't have to work there anymore. All I'm
00:31:27saying is that your friends will be there for you. I'm sorry for freaking out on you
00:31:34today. And thanks for being my best friend. Well, don't be sorry. Just drink your tea
00:31:43and relax for a little while. God, I have that song stuck in my head. That song.
00:31:51You know, that 10,000 Maniac song, Eat for Two? About that girl being pregnant and how
00:31:59it changes her life because everything that she used to do before she was pregnant she
00:32:03now has to do for two. She has to eat for two. She has to walk for two.
00:32:08Stop! Get the thought out of your head. This particular baby does not want to enter this
00:32:16cruel world. In fact, this baby thinks her father is a total loser and she doesn't want
00:32:21to spend her precious time here on earth trying to forge some relationship with some guy that
00:32:25doesn't want anything to do with her. Just think about it. Maybe you need to talk this
00:32:31out in some supportive setting. Where people won't judge you. Like my activist group. I
00:32:39have to talk to Jason first and maybe I'll go to your cultish actors meeting. Are you
00:32:45sure I can go even though I'm not an actor? We just talk about what's affecting us and
00:32:52then we party afterwards. Just try it once. You may even have a good time. I can't believe
00:32:59I'm blowing off work to go to therapy. I can't believe I'm pregnant.
00:33:09Hey, it's Jason. I just wanted to call back and get the numbers for the two cases that
00:33:19are supposed to come in next week. Can you hold a second? I don't want any problems,
00:33:29okay Anna? What? Like me being pregnant? Is that a problem for you Jason? Like you being
00:33:34verbal about being pregnant in your place of work. You weren't too concerned about work
00:33:37when you were fucking me at the Christmas party. What? I'm gonna be as long as I want
00:33:41to. I'm the one that has to deal with this. I don't have the luxury of denial. You're
00:33:46unreal. What do you want from me? A big party? A marriage proposal? So we fucked. So we had
00:33:54intercourse at a party. People have casual sex all the time. If you don't know how to
00:33:59use a condom correctly I think you should have to step up to the plate and take responsibility.
00:34:05For a child? I'm 24 years old. I work 60 hours a week. Half of which I don't even get paid
00:34:10for because I'm on salary which is basically nothing. I don't know whether to laugh or
00:34:18cry. I must have been really fucking drunk. No, I must have been the one who was drunk.
00:34:25My life is in jeopardy right now. Everything I have worked for. I'm just starting out on
00:34:30my career which I'm really looking forward to taking off right now. What are you talking
00:34:35about? Once word gets out, it's over. I will get fired for this and how am I going to explain
00:34:40my short employment history to my next job? I'm pregnant. I don't know what to do. I'm
00:34:46scared to death. Your job is a joke compared to this. I don't even know how to deal with
00:34:53this alone. I don't even know you, honestly. This is so weird.
00:35:03God, I have to go.
00:35:05Sorry. Um, will the speakers again? Alright, thanks.
00:35:36I am not alone. Healing softly now. I can heal your pain. I am not alone. Every word
00:35:52you say. Well, everyone seems really drunk. Yeah, just don't get them started on their
00:35:59own. Everyone, can I have your attention, please? Very good. Everybody sit down, please.
00:36:13Sit, sit, sit. Kendra's brought a visitor tonight. Tell us something about her. Hi,
00:36:18everybody. This is my best friend, Anna. Hi, Anna. And Anna really, really needs our support
00:36:25tonight. Okay, get this. She's fucking her manager at work. I know. And she, well, we
00:36:32just found out that she's pregnant. I know. Anna, may I interrupt? I'm sorry. But, you
00:36:41know, sometimes as actors, we find we can work through a lot of baggage by improvising.
00:36:49So, I'd like to offer you an opportunity to recreate your conversation with Jason in a
00:36:55safe and supportive environment. Casey, did you see Jason? Yeah. Where did he go? Casey,
00:37:04why don't you stand over here? Anna, you could enter through the door coming into his office.
00:37:12I want to be the restaurant owner. Hold on, hold on. Now, Anna, you've just learned that
00:37:18you're pregnant and you're coming to see Jason to give him the big news. He's in his office.
00:37:24He's heavy in thought and you are heavy with emotion. My uncle owns a restaurant and he
00:37:33says the manager's never... Kathy, are you ready? Yeah. Great. Okay. Okay. Great. Action.
00:37:48So, I really understand what you're going through. Do you know what you're going to
00:37:55do? About the baby? Yeah. Well, I'm probably not going to keep her. I mean, I don't want
00:38:00to attach to somebody that's going to keep me attached to Jason. Her. You said her. Did
00:38:06I say her? Yeah. I don't know. Maybe I'm just feeling the feminine vibe. Well, you know
00:38:13Amy. Well, you don't know Amy, but she's coming back in a couple of weeks. She went through
00:38:18this. Oh. Oh, cut. Oh, I'm crying. Brilliant. Take a seat. Leading man job. Great acting
00:38:33involves great listening. Don't analyze it so much. Oh, which reminds me. Next week,
00:38:38I think we should discuss useless acting classes in this city. Okay. Does anybody else need
00:38:45support? Or should we just move on to party? Party. All right. Let's party. I've been wanting
00:39:02to do that all night. I don't know if it's my hormones or what, but I mean, I've definitely
00:39:09had my eye on you. Um, but I mean, I have to be honest. I can't, I don't, I'm so fragile
00:39:16right now. I think I, I know I could easily fall in love with you and, and I just, I need
00:39:21time to myself to reflect. I completely understand what you're going through, but you know, I'm
00:39:32not like Jason. I'm not one of those guys. I'm one of the guys that are in it for the
00:39:37long haul. And, you know, I think I'd be perfect for you and I completely understand
00:39:43and respect, you know, what you're going through, but, uh, you know, Anna, what you need is
00:39:50a major sexual release right now. And I, I've been thinking about it all night. You know,
00:39:55all I really want to do is lift you up closer to your fire hydrant birth and orgasms are
00:40:02multiples, 20 or more. And then I'm going to take you home and tuck you in your very
00:40:08own bed and leave no strings attached. And if you feel like calling me, you're welcome
00:40:14to, but I just want to give you the biggest smile.
00:40:20Okay, that's all perfect. Let's go to my apartment.
00:40:32One, two, three.
00:41:02Hi Jason, it's me. Please just, just hear me out. Uh, we need to talk. Well, when's
00:41:20the time? How about three? Oh, great. Jason, thank you. Listen, I have to go, but I'll
00:41:29see you two, okay?
00:41:35Hi.
00:41:37Well?
00:41:38Hi.
00:41:41Oh my God. Isn't he so hot?
00:41:45Please.
00:41:48What happened? Don't leave out any of the details.
00:41:52I had the most incredible experience of my life last night. I'm so happy I could cry.
00:41:58It was so, he was so generous. I experienced total, unconditional generosity last night
00:42:04and he's changed my life.
00:42:06I have been dying to get a date with him. He is so handsome. And he's the only guy in
00:42:11that group that isn't gay. Is he still here?
00:42:14No, he left last night. Kendra, he asked me if you could kiss me after our little improv
00:42:21lesson.
00:42:22Yes, I definitely saw the kiss.
00:42:24And then he said he wanted to take me home, lick my pussy, tuck me into my own bed. After
00:42:32having the best orgasm ever, no strings attached. I know what you're thinking, like, this is
00:42:41too soon, I need some time, I should keep my legs closed, but Kendra, I couldn't. That
00:42:46was the best offer I've ever had. I mean, he literally sent me over the edge. Am I crazy?
00:42:52Did he have any open sores on his mouth?
00:42:55Ah! You have to stop.
00:42:57Wait, you can totally get herpes from oral sex. But I've never heard of anybody so perfect.
00:43:05But this is crazy. I mean, I can't judge a guy on his oral sex skills.
00:43:09But he wasn't expecting anything in return. Did he try to have sex with you?
00:43:14No. No, he did exactly what he said.
00:43:18Honey, you've struck gold. And all you had to do was get pregnant. I'm just kidding.
00:43:24Seriously, though, I could kick myself for not going for him sooner.
00:43:33After Casey left last night, I did a lot of thinking. He knows that I need time before
00:43:41I start something new. I need to get my act together. I need to deal with Jason in a better
00:43:45way.
00:43:46You're going to try to talk to Jason again?
00:43:53I never thought of myself as a mother, but it doesn't mean I won't be a good one. And,
00:43:59you know, maybe I won't have a traditional marriage, but I don't even know if that's
00:44:04something I want. And I don't know where my life is headed, but neither does anybody.
00:44:08I mean, I have it handed to me right now to be a mom or not to be a mom. And Kendra, I'm
00:44:15going to go for it.
00:44:17I'm going to cry. I'm so happy.
00:44:24I'm here for whatever you need.
00:44:26Thanks for being my best friend.
00:44:32Anna, hi. It's Casey calling. I just wanted to check in with you. I'm not trying to stalk
00:44:38you. I just can't get you off my mind.
00:44:40Aren't you going to pick it up?
00:44:41No, I can't. I told you I can't.
00:44:43What were you doing about last night? I know you need your space, but I'm here if you want
00:44:47to talk. I left my number on the table. So give me a call.
00:45:01Anna, I pray to God that you will call him back. First things first.
00:45:13Hi.
00:45:18Hi, Jason. Thanks for meeting me.
00:45:21I've got to be honest. I didn't really want to come. I still can't believe all this. I'm
00:45:30finally moving up in this world and I can invite my family to my job. Do you know how
00:45:36proud they are of me? This pregnancy could ruin me and everything that I've been working
00:45:41for. Please don't be stupid. If you like management so much, go for it. But to call
00:45:50me... All this is bullshit. When you know damn well this baby is yours, don't ever call
00:45:57me a liar.
00:45:58I'm sorry. I just panicked. I still can't believe this is happening. Do you have all
00:46:08your bills worked out? Do you need a ride? I don't even know how to get this thing handled,
00:46:13but I've got some savings and I fully intend on helping you get this solved.
00:46:18That's why I wanted to meet you, actually. I was up all night thinking and I'm at a point
00:46:27in my life where I really think I need to grow up. This happened for whatever reason
00:46:32and I just want to rise to the occasion and take responsibility. I'm not willing to let
00:46:40this baby go.
00:46:46You can't be serious. You can't just have a baby. You can't just have my baby. Mother
00:46:51is going to kill me. I'm not ready to be a father. I still haven't even started paying
00:46:57off my student loans. Anna, you can't be serious. The timing just sucks here.
00:47:04Just listen. It doesn't mean I want a relationship with you or even money. I just want to raise
00:47:13my baby with or without your help and support. I just want to bond with my baby. I'm here
00:47:25today to figure out how we can do this peacefully.
00:47:56Excuse me, ma'am.
00:47:59Oh, wow. Hi.
00:48:02How are you doing? You look great. I thought that was you.
00:48:05Thanks. I feel excited and blue. I made some serious choices since last I saw you.
00:48:13You look beautiful pregnant. I knew you would.
00:48:17I'm sorry I never returned your calls.
00:48:22I wanted to call you every day. I had to get my life together and grow up.
00:48:30Actually, it was you who really changed my life. I mean, I can't thank you enough for
00:48:37that night. I really needed it.
00:48:41Well, how about if you could thank me by letting me take you ice skating tonight?
00:48:47Ice skating like this?
00:48:50No, I'm just kidding. How about dinner? Can I cook the two of you dinner tonight?
00:48:56I can't get this stupid smile off my face when I'm with you.
00:49:02Okay, how about seven? I'll pick you up at seven.
00:49:05Perfect.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:40Okay.
00:50:11I am so sorry I have to tell you this, but there is a 99.8% chance that you're pregnant.
00:50:25You have options though. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.
00:50:32I didn't think you could get pregnant either. Fuck.
00:50:37Is your mom home?
00:50:38Nope.
00:50:41Okay.
00:50:47Mom, what are you doing here? I thought you had some class today.
00:50:50I decided not to go. I'm not feeling well.
00:50:53Oh, well, we're only here for a minute.
00:50:58Hi, Beck. Good to see you. Help yourselves to some food.
00:51:05I have some planting to get done. Our yard isn't going to landscape itself.
00:51:11Are you sure you should be doing yard work if you don't feel good?
00:51:18I'm fine, honey. I'm fine as the day is beautiful. I'm fine as 69. That was a good year.
00:51:30I thought you were Republican.
00:51:32Whatever. Hey, I have some work to get done. I'll see you guys later.
00:51:39Have fun gallivanting around. Have fun while you can. Enjoy yourselves.
00:51:47Bye, Mrs. Landry.
00:51:49Peck, you know. You can call me Ellen. You're always such a sweetheart.
00:51:57Bye, Mrs. Landry.
00:52:03Your mom is so cool. And put together. My mom doesn't even know where our yard is.
00:52:11Yeah, that's her escape when I come home.
00:52:15Are you two really not getting along?
00:52:17Oh, we get along fine as long as we keep our distance. She's uncomfortable with being a mother.
00:52:23I think I'm a reminder of her first female failure. Her inability to reproduce.
00:52:29That's terrible.
00:52:33I doubt she thinks that. It seems like she really likes you.
00:52:48She has food waiting for you every time you come home and she gives you space.
00:52:52Maybe when you move to New York, you can hang out over the weekend and shop and bond.
00:53:04Why do you think I'm moving to New York?
00:53:07Hello? It's the furthest state from California.
00:53:16Is your dad still away?
00:53:18He's always away. You know, I bet they divorce as soon as I leave for New York.
00:53:25It's like their marriage is this performance and when I leave, the run is finally going to be over.
00:53:33I'm sorry. I had no idea that things were going so bad in here.
00:53:39Yuck. Look, this is a perfect example. She's drinking. Gin.
00:53:47And now she's landscaping? Give me a break. I cannot wait to get out of here.
00:53:55I only have a month until you have to leave.
00:53:57Man, that time can't come soon enough. I am completely over my childhood.
00:54:03Well, then let's get out of here and get that receipt. And I'm sorry for bringing that stuff up.
00:54:09I know. She just drives me crazy. But okay, I'll focus.
00:54:16I left it in the bag is the problem. I bet I either threw it away or it's in my room. I'll be right back.
00:54:24I'll be right here.
00:54:25Stay out of the gin.
00:54:27I promise.
00:54:29Oh, I thought you two had left.
00:54:32Oh, not yet. We're returning some stuff at the mall. Emma's getting the receipt right now.
00:54:38How's the landscaping coming along?
00:54:40Slow. Very slow.
00:54:43Well, that's good to hear.
00:54:45I'll be right back.
00:54:47Okay.
00:54:49Bye.
00:54:51Bye.
00:54:53Bye.
00:54:55Bye.
00:54:56Very slow.
00:54:58Well, they say landscaping's a lifelong commitment. Maybe that's why it's coming along slowly.
00:55:04Yeah, everything seems to move very slowly for me. Till it starts to move too fast.
00:55:10Are you okay?
00:55:12Oh, well, barely. I have to go back outside. I have to turn on the drip system.
00:55:20Well, it's not in my room.
00:55:23Mom, I thought you were outside.
00:55:25Yes, I am.
00:55:36Do you see what I mean? She's like the fucking rain man, always mumbling nonsense.
00:55:43You should lay off. She's obviously distressed.
00:55:46About what? She's got it made. She doesn't have to work. She doesn't have to speak to anybody, especially her family.
00:55:53What more could she possibly want?
00:55:56Maybe she wants someone to talk to.
00:56:01I found it.
00:56:05Oh. My. God.
00:56:08What? What?
00:56:10Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck!
00:56:12What?
00:56:14My mom's fucking pregnant!
00:56:16No.
00:56:18Look, it's not mine.
00:56:20No.
00:56:22I don't know anything. Sick! Oh, my God!
00:56:25Oh, shit.
00:56:29My mom is pregnant.
00:56:32She can't even get pregnant. That's why I'm here.
00:56:36Are you sure you're...
00:56:37Beth, my parents never have sex. I know that.
00:56:43Come on. Let's get out of here. We need to process this away from here.
00:56:47Okay, let's go. I can't believe this hurts.
00:56:51Let's go.
00:57:21Hey.
00:57:22Mind if I sit down?
00:57:23Scott, you scared me.
00:57:26Sure. Take a seat.
00:57:31I'm stuck at home today. Carburetor in my bike finally took a shit.
00:57:36I'm sorry to hear that.
00:57:37That's all right. Mom's going to loan me some cash to get it fixed.
00:57:41We'll be out there running in no time.
00:57:43Maybe, uh...
00:57:45You know what?
00:57:46She's going to loan me some cash to get it fixed.
00:57:48We'll be out there running in no time.
00:57:50Maybe, uh...
00:57:52I can take you for a ride.
00:57:54I don't think so.
00:57:56Oh, you'll love it. I know how crazy you get.
00:58:02Maybe.
00:58:05So, how's the landscaping project coming along?
00:58:10Very slow.
00:58:12I was hoping we could play gardener again.
00:58:17Well...
00:58:19Scott, Emma just went to return something at the mall, and...
00:58:23I don't know when she'll be back.
00:58:26Suddenly.
00:58:29Wouldn't give us plenty of time.
00:58:31Plenty of time for me to fuck you in the tool shed until you scream.
00:58:36That is so tempting.
00:58:38Tempting?
00:58:40It's more than tempting.
00:58:42Come on.
00:58:43Emma won't be back.
00:58:44Come on.
00:58:45Emma won't be back.
00:58:47Scott...
00:58:50Not today, Scott.
00:58:51Okay?
00:58:52I have to get this ground cover started, and...
00:58:54I got a big job ahead of me.
00:58:57Yeah.
00:58:58I wonder if it's worth it.
00:59:01What?
00:59:04Sometimes I wonder if it's worth it.
00:59:09Landscaping? I thought you loved it.
00:59:11I meant everything else.
00:59:14I know landscaping is worth it.
00:59:16It's the only thing that's worth it.
00:59:18It's worth my life.
00:59:21I know that when I come out here, I'm going to accomplish something.
00:59:27You know this land?
00:59:31This land loves me unconditionally.
00:59:34And when I treat it and love it...
00:59:38It returns that love tenfold.
00:59:40And it's the only thing that does.
00:59:45Where are you going?
00:59:47I don't know.
00:59:49Forget it.
00:59:57Am I worth it?
00:59:58No.
01:00:02Scott...
01:00:03Scott, you're so young.
01:00:06You have your whole life ahead of you.
01:00:09You have your promise.
01:00:12You have a family that loves you.
01:00:15You have everything.
01:00:26Do I have you?
01:00:28Oh, honey.
01:00:32Pass me that Osmocote.
01:00:36Have you been drinking again?
01:00:38Yeah.
01:00:39Now you're starting to sound like David.
01:00:41Of course I've been drinking.
01:00:44Well, you shouldn't drink like that.
01:00:46It changes you.
01:00:48I need the change.
01:00:50I need it real bad.
01:01:08I need it.
01:01:24Sorry.
01:01:25I didn't think you were gonna get Frankly.
01:01:29Fuck!
01:01:31Well, my uterus isn't supposed to work, god damn it!
01:01:34I'm supposed to be fair!
01:01:38You're home. How was the mall?
01:01:46You scared me. I thought you were sleeping.
01:01:51No. I was just resting my eyes.
01:01:55Where were you? Mom, I'm 18.
01:01:59I officially don't have to answer that question. Of course not.
01:02:04Should you really be drinking so much?
01:02:09Well, I'm 51. I officially don't have to answer that question.
01:02:14Very funny.
01:02:19Who the hell is that? I'll get it.
01:02:26Hey, Scott. What are you doing here?
01:02:33Oh, I thought I heard dogs barking. Yeah, they were probably barking at me.
01:02:38I just got home. Is your mom home?
01:02:43Yeah. She's fine.
01:02:45Okay, well, goodbye. Bye.
01:02:57Well, who was it?
01:02:59Scott. From next door.
01:03:02He was checking on us because he heard his dogs barking.
01:03:06What a weirdo. He wanted to know if you were home.
01:03:09Well, that was thoughtful of him to check on us.
01:03:12I think it's shifty.
01:03:14Does he go around just checking on people every time his dumb dogs bark?
01:03:18Well, he knows your dad isn't home, and he's just looking in on us.
01:03:23I mean, it's hard when your husband's always away working.
01:03:26Really? Because from my vantage point, it looks pretty easy.
01:03:31Like living the high life. No work. No worries.
01:03:35You can't judge me. You have no idea what it's like to be married.
01:03:41Of course I don't.
01:03:43Because you two have been faking a marriage for the past 18 years.
01:03:48How could I possibly know?
01:03:51I hope you never know, because it sucks.
01:03:54It goddamn sucks.
01:03:56And the pretending. That's what makes you look old.
01:04:00Yeah, the lying and the pretending will kill you.
01:04:04Pretending.
01:04:07You think I do nothing? Yeah.
01:04:10I do enough goddamn pretending to earn an Oscar.
01:04:14I show the world how fucking happy I am.
01:04:20What a great life it is to be rich in America,
01:04:25have a successful husband, and a daughter who adores me.
01:04:30Now, when the truth is, I have a husband who will fuck any female under 25,
01:04:36and I have a daughter who never fought once about me.
01:04:41What?
01:04:44You have never been there for me.
01:04:48I'm the daughter in this relationship, even if I am adopted.
01:04:52It is your responsibility to get your life together and be the kind of mother I deserve.
01:04:57But you're so enmeshed in you that you can't even handle me.
01:05:01You're so naive. Just you wait.
01:05:05What is that supposed to mean?
01:05:07Just you wait until your life isn't so promising anymore.
01:05:10Just you wait until you turn into me.
01:05:13Then you'll finally understand where I'm coming from.
01:05:17Again, it's all about you.
01:05:20And since we're on the subject of you, what are you going to do about your new baby?
01:05:25What are you talking about?
01:05:27You know what I mean.
01:05:29No, what do you mean?
01:05:31I found your test in the trash.
01:05:33Oh, so now you're spying on me.
01:05:35I was looking for a receipt.
01:05:39It's not your father's.
01:05:41Obviously.
01:05:42It's Scott's.
01:05:43Scott's?
01:05:45From next door?
01:05:47He lives with his goddamn parents!
01:05:56I don't want to have this conversation.
01:05:58Why not? It's out in the open.
01:06:01Chintz!
01:06:03Scott, from next door, who's a whole year older than me, is going to be my new stepdaddy?
01:06:09Is that what you're telling me?
01:06:12You're fucking Scott?
01:06:14I don't want to talk about sex with you.
01:06:16Jesus, I haven't been a virgin since you and Dad sent me to church camp.
01:06:20When you were 13?
01:06:22Oh, great.
01:06:24I didn't know the church provided that service.
01:06:27Hey, maybe they should have paid us.
01:06:29I've had it with you.
01:06:31I try to open up to you, but you put up this concrete wall.
01:06:35You and I will never be close because of you.
01:06:38You and I will never be close because you are like your father, and I hate your father.
01:06:44Fuck you.
01:06:46You've never been there for me.
01:06:48I was motherless at birth, and motherless since you adopted me, you fucking bitch.
01:06:54And how dare you?
01:06:56I hope you rot for what you just said.
01:07:00I will never be the loser you are.
01:07:03I will never emotionally abandon my kids, or fuck the neighbor's kids.
01:07:08I'll never do any of that because I have you to remind me of what it's like to be such a vapid waste of life.
01:07:18Do you even know what I've been through in the past year?
01:07:22Did you take your head out of your ass once last year to wonder what was wrong with your one and only daughter?
01:07:29Why I was always sick or sad?
01:07:36You didn't, did you?
01:07:41Well, I was pregnant, Mom.
01:07:45And I knew I couldn't come to you for one second because I knew deep down I could never count on you.
01:07:51I know.
01:07:54Fuck you.
01:07:56Fuck you.
01:07:57You knew?
01:07:59Fuck you!
01:08:26Mom?
01:08:28Mom!
01:08:55I'll pray you'll stay away from me.
01:09:03Goodbye, baby.
01:09:07Goodbye, baby.
01:09:10Goodbye, baby.
01:09:13Stay gone.
01:09:17Alone, alone.
01:09:21You'll be alone.
01:09:24The one without your face around.
01:09:32Goodbye, baby.
01:09:36Goodbye, baby.
01:09:40Goodbye, baby.
01:09:42Stay gone.
01:09:47Being with you wasn't that good.
01:09:50I gave you everything that I could.
01:09:56Let's just stay gone.
01:10:01Alone, again.
01:10:05I'm so damn free.
01:10:08Don't call, don't write.
01:10:12Let's not stay friends.
01:10:16Goodbye, baby.
01:10:20Goodbye, baby.
01:10:24Goodbye, baby.
01:10:26Stay gone.
01:10:31Goodbye, baby.
01:10:35Goodbye, baby.
01:10:39Goodbye, baby.
01:10:41Stay gone.
01:10:50Stay gone.