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00:00Here's the first K, Kilatis.
00:03Our staff was instructed to hold, look, or smell them
00:08to find out who the real breadwinner soldier is.
00:12It's up to you if you want to hold or smell them.
00:14You can just look and you'll be able to kilatis right away.
00:16As long as I'm getting ready.
00:18Okay, so let's start the kilatis.
00:20Let's start with our first breadwinner.
00:24Like what I said earlier, her tindig is beautiful.
00:27Soldiers have beautiful tindigs, right?
00:29Yes, batikas!
00:31And of course, their haircuts.
00:34Do they have a certain haircut?
00:36It's clean.
00:38It's like 2 by 3.
00:40It's disciplined, right?
00:42It's like you, it's clean.
00:44Soldiers can't have long back hair.
00:46Only the sides.
00:48And soldiers can't, when your captain calls you,
00:50have your hair plaited first.
00:52Sir, wait a minute!
00:54When you have a big man.
00:56With rollers.
00:58Yes, and you have to wear an outfit first.
01:00And you can't be hot.
01:02Yes, and when we're gluting, we can't be hot.
01:04So strict.
01:06You said you're hot.
01:08Is Jesus like that?
01:10And the cuties, right?
01:12Not in the way we see Jesus' cuties.
01:16Because he's so clean.
01:18Yes.
01:20And he has abs.
01:22He also had a lot of pills.
01:24Really? Why?
01:26He had pills for 3 months.
01:28He has a nice body.
01:30He has a nice belt.
01:32It's from his belt.
01:34Is it allowed?
01:36Do they have to have a poker face?
01:38Yes.
01:40So, can we talk about number 2?
01:42Yes, let's talk about number 2.
01:44This is number 2.
01:46His cuties are white.
01:48His cuties are beautiful.
01:50Yes.
01:52He's clean.
01:54Wait, I think I saw your hair.
01:56Let me see.
01:58It's long.
02:00I just noticed.
02:02I called you, but your haircut is not done yet.
02:04I'm sorry.
02:06And when you're cutting,
02:08don't turn too much.
02:10I just noticed.
02:12His nose is really long.
02:14That's his style.
02:16That's his style.
02:18That's his style.
02:20That's his style.
02:22This is sabotage, Paps.
02:24Paps, do you want me to cut your hair?
02:26Can I?
02:28I can't.
02:30That's free.
02:32That's JJ's hairstyle, right?
02:34Ask Darin.
02:36Darin already followed him.
02:38Darin already got his contact.
02:40Am I right, D?
02:42Why me?
02:44It's like you're not courting Darin.
02:46It's embarrassing.
02:48You're just a white bread.
02:50He doesn't want to. He's on a diet.
02:52Anyway.
02:54What's your name, Iha?
02:56She's Christine.
02:58Christine Joy.
03:00She's clean.
03:02Her hair is clean.
03:04It means
03:06discipline.
03:08She has a beautiful mustache.
03:10Right?
03:12She's serious.
03:14Her mustache
03:16is it trained?
03:18Did she shave it during the day?
03:20I think so.
03:22She got freckles.
03:24Maybe she got sunblock.
03:26Maybe.
03:28But she's beautiful.
03:30Maybe she was whiter back then.
03:32And she has a beautiful mustache.
03:34She can stand on two feet.
03:36What?
03:38She can stand on two feet.
03:40Of course.
03:42That's not true.
03:44There are people who can't stand on their own feet.
03:46These are the heaviest things in life.
03:48But did you see her
04:02Don't laugh, Christine.
04:04You should have a poker face.
04:06Or you'll cry.
04:08Her name is Christine.
04:10You know,
04:12they're not the same.
04:14This one has a design.
04:16It has a circle in the middle.
04:18This one is plain.
04:20The other one?
04:22So should we base it on their
04:24belts?
04:26Okay, Christine.
04:28Christine is serious.
04:30Her face is serious.
04:32Her hair is clean.
04:34But she has freckles.
04:36Can soldiers have freckles?
04:38Of course.
04:40Christine has freckles.
04:42I was just asking.
04:44Is this true?
04:46If you're flat-footed,
04:48you can't be a soldier?
04:50Or you can't join the war?
04:52There's something like that, right?
04:54Why did I think of that?
04:56I don't remember.
04:58Let's confirm.
05:00How did I think of that?
05:02I don't know.
05:04If you're flat-footed,
05:06you can join the war.
05:08In other ways.
05:10The one I know,
05:12she only has 8 fingers,
05:14but she can still serve.
05:16She only has 8 fingers,
05:18but she has only one foot.
05:20She only has one foot,
05:22but she has 8 fingers.
05:24I believe that
05:26she can be a soldier.
05:28She can be a breadwinner.
05:30So you believe in 1 and 3?
05:32Slightly.
05:341 and 3.
05:36What did you see in her
05:38that made you feel like she's a breadwinner?
05:40She's very serious.
05:42When she's serious,
05:44she smiles slightly.
05:46Don't smile, you weren't chosen.
05:50But she has a name too.
05:52What does that mean?
05:54When she has a name,
05:56that means she's a call center.
05:58Is that so?
06:00She's a call center.
06:02That's Jesus.
06:04No doubt.
06:06But Adam's apple is too big.
06:08What does that mean?
06:10She's not transgender.
06:14Adam's apple is too big.
06:16They don't like Adam's apple.
06:18She's a soldier.
06:20Jesus is well-trained.
06:22She's well-trained in not smiling.
06:24She's not in your theory.
06:26She's well-trained.
06:28She doesn't smile.
06:30She's a parry.
06:32Are you a parry?
06:34She won't answer.
06:36She won't answer.
06:38She's a parry.
06:40It's like she's already in the game.
06:42It's like you're already in the game.
06:44What do you think?
06:46For this round,
06:48number 3.
06:50What do you think, JJ?
06:52I think
06:541 and 3 too.
06:56We have the same opinion.
07:00We have the same opinion.
07:02We have the same opinion.
07:04We have the same opinion.
07:06We have the same opinion.
07:08We have the same opinion.
07:10We have the same opinion.
07:12We have the same opinion.
07:14We have the same opinion.
07:16We have the same opinion.
07:18We have the same opinion.
07:20We have the same opinion.
07:22We have the same opinion.
07:24We have the same opinion.
07:26We have the same opinion.

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