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00:00♪
00:03Challenge a musketeer, will ya?
00:05Take that, and that!
00:08Hold it, Lamsy! I give up!
00:11Your acting's too realistic for me.
00:14Thank you, dear old Bristlehound, sheepdog protector of mine.
00:17How's about a scene from Romeo and Juliet?
00:20No thanks. Continue your acting lessons alone.
00:24What light through yonder window breaks!
00:27It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
00:31Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
00:35Juliet, here I art!
00:37Well, art yourself up here, silly. I art waiting.
00:41How art thou, Juliet?
00:43I art hungry.
00:45That's no Juliet. Now, who could that be?
00:49Is it an old theatrical trunk from Podunk?
00:53Or a sage of a page who's of age to rage on the stage?
00:57Or, perhaps even a California studio holly, from Wood.
01:01Uh-uh. I know who that is.
01:04It's the Wolf, it's the Wolf!
01:09May I have your autograph, mildew wolf?
01:11You're mistaken, I'm fair Juliet.
01:14Uh-uh. Try Maid Marian.
01:16I'm Maid Marian.
01:18You're not buying that either, are ya?
01:20Uh-uh.
01:22Stage door, dummy!
01:25With a one and a two, I do that old soft shoot.
01:28And a three and a four, I step in for some more.
01:31Oh boy, I'm a dance team.
01:33Tell me, pal, what has sharp teeth and likes to eat sheep?
01:37It's the Wolf, it's the Wolf!
01:39You're so right.
01:41Give me that mildew wolf. I said that mildew wolf.
01:44Don't get clever. Just don't try to get clever.
01:49Howdy, hound!
01:52Would you like to see me do Oliver Twist for the 27th time?
01:56No thanks. I'll sit this one out.
01:59I'm Oliver Twist, and I want some more.
02:02And I'm Fagin.
02:05How would you like to work for me, lad?
02:07I know the story.
02:09You teach me to pick pockets, but I resist.
02:12Right. Then I grab ya, and run!
02:16It's the Wolf, it's the Wolf!
02:18Hello.
02:19Hello, Bristlehound.
02:21Goodbye, Bristlehound.
02:23It's the Wolf, it's the Wolf!
02:25Hello again.
02:27Hello again, Bristlehound.
02:28Goodbye again, Bristlehound.
02:31It's the Wolf, it's the Wolf!
02:34I'll go down the theater aisle.
02:40It's the Wolf, it's the Wolf!
02:43Encore, encore, more, more!
02:47Do what you have to do, but spare me your brand of humor, please.
02:52Bow wow, big player!
02:56Would you like to see me do Hamlet?
02:58Oh, I've seen it, Lamsy, and it's a four-star performance.
03:02Thank you.
03:03I'll try it on the stage where the acoustics are much better.
03:08To be, or not to be?
03:10That is the question.
03:13Chut!
03:14Oh, oh!
03:15C'est l'Académie MC!
03:17Pour le meilleur acteur dans un rôle dramatique,
03:19l'enveloppe, s'il vous plaît.
03:22Merci.
03:24Et le gagnant est Lamsy Divey!
03:27Oh, joyeux!
03:29J'ai gagné l'Oscar!
03:31Et voici le résultat.
03:33Merci.
03:34Tout d'abord, je voudrais remercier votre vieille Bristlehound
03:37pour avoir cru en moi.
03:39Mais surtout, je voudrais remercier moi-même
03:41pour avoir été tellement bon acteur.
03:44Non, non, pas de cette façon.
03:46De cette façon.
03:47C'est le Wolfe, c'est le Wolfe!
03:52Oh, pour la paix!
03:54Pour la meilleure performance dans un rôle dramatique,
03:57l'enveloppe, s'il vous plaît.
04:00Et le gagnant est...
04:02Mildew Wolf!
04:04Attendez juste un instant.
04:06Avez-vous jamais pensé de ne pas aller sur scène comme une carrière?
04:11Popcorn peddler!
04:14Ahoy! Ahoy!
04:16My kingdom for ahoy!
04:18Lucky you.
04:19You've just been chosen to play Ben-Hur.
04:21I'm your agent.
04:22Oh, joyeux!
04:24I can't believe it.
04:26Me, Ben?
04:27Hey!
04:28To tell you the truth, you're a has-been-her.
04:31Giddy-up!
04:33It's the Wolfe! It's the Wolfe!
04:35Coming, Lamsy!
04:41Stop, Mildew, or I'll stop you!
04:43Not this time, Buster.
04:46So get lost!
04:54Big Budinsky Bow-wow!
04:56It's the Wolfe! It's the Wolfe!
04:58Giddy-up! Grab on, Lamsy!
05:01I got it, Bristlehound!
05:04And you can keep him.
05:05He isn't worth the trouble.
05:08Oh, for Pete's sake, again?
05:15Would you like a lift, a big high one?
05:18Funny, funny.
05:20Chuckle, chuckle.
05:22No, wait. I can use him.
05:24He's got a terrific stage presence.
05:28A one, a two.
05:30We do the old folk shoe.
05:32Yeah!
05:33More, more!
05:35More, more!
05:37Mildew, you are terrific.
05:39May I have your autograph?
05:41Let's face it.