She achieved mainstream success with her stand-up. Now, she’s capturing the hearts of angry people everywhere with her performance on the hit show “Beef.”
This is the life of Ali Wong.
This is the life of Ali Wong.
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00:00Are you guys leaving or are you just going to sit there?
00:03What did you say?
00:04Say it again!
00:05I dare you to say it again!
00:30You know I didn't go to my graduation because of my last name, you know Wong.
00:47She's like Wong.
00:48Wong.
00:49Wong.
00:50Wong.
00:51When I lived here, my god, and hustling, I would do up to sometimes 13 sets a night.
01:04That is insane to me, bouncing all around the city.
01:07Bouncing all around the city.
01:08I think one of my first jokes that I was really proud of was, oh you ever mix up the toothpaste
01:14with the KY jelly and wake up with an extra white butthole?
01:33At the time, he was attending Harvard Business School and I was like, oh my god, I'm going
01:41to trap his ass.
01:44I got murdered at City Hall because I'm a stand-up comic and I was like, I don't want
01:50to walk down an aisle for 60 seconds while people stare at me in silence.
01:55That would give me PTSD.
01:56Can someone turn the AC up?
01:57It is hot as hell in here.
02:06The twins are drenched.
02:16I am already so resentful towards my husband, especially when he asks me, hey, can you wash
02:22the dishes?
02:23No.
02:24I'm busy making an eyeball, okay?
02:25Are you making a foot?
02:26I didn't think so.
02:30You changed the channel.
02:39Impressive stomach for a white child.
02:48If my husband were to demand that I suck his dick, I would laugh in his face.
03:00I can tell you're a little...
03:04I hope you get malaria and shit yourself to death, you piece of shit.
03:16There's so much dirty content in there that's even more dirty than my specials that I hope
03:20that they watch the specials long before they read the book.
03:24Right.
03:27Okay, I'm not immediately freaking out about how hot and cool your exes are and how I measure
03:32up.
03:33This is fine.
03:34It's not fine.
03:35You single people, you don't know what it's like to eat a cold quesadilla that your toddler
03:49threw on the floor.
03:59We're really good friends.
04:00You know, when I say that, like, I really mean it, especially because my new hour is
04:03all about my dating life.
04:05Right.
04:06That's weird.
04:07Yeah.
04:08No.
04:09Big ass handyman pissing on my cardboard floor.
04:16This is European.
04:17Oh, come on.
04:18At first you think it's about these two people who are enemies, but they keep involving each
04:24other in each other's lives and they keep coming back to each other.
04:27And there's a reason for that.
04:29It's because, like, they are letting those walls down.
04:32They're seeing each other at their ugliest and their worst, but somehow it's very connecting
04:37and they still want to be around each other.