• last month
Obama's epic burns and Regan roasting himself ... Here are 6 memorable moments from past White House correspondents’ dinners.

Category

🗞
News
Transcript
00:00Tonight, for the first time, I am releasing my official birth video.
00:23No one is happier, no one is prouder, to put this birth certificate matter to rest than
00:28the Donald.
00:31And that's because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter, like,
00:38did we fake the moon landing, what really happened in Roswell, and where are Biggie
00:48and Tupac?
00:51Say what you will about Mr. Trump, he certainly would bring some change to the White House.
00:57See what we've got up there.
01:08George always says he's delighted to come to these press dinners, baloney.
01:18He's usually in bed by now.
01:21I'm not kidding.
01:24I said to him the other day, George, if you really want to end tyranny in the world, you're
01:30going to have to stay up later.
01:37And that's why I invited Luther, my anger translator, to join me here tonight, because
01:44despite our differences, we count on the press to shed light on the most important issues
01:49of the day.
01:50We count on Fox News to terrify old white people with some nonsense.
01:59Larry also said that preparing me for a press conference was like reinventing the wheel.
02:05It's not true.
02:07I was around when the wheel was invented, and it was easier.
02:15I wish I could be here more, but I really think Bill has everything under control.
02:31I think his legacy is going to be the natural environment, improving the green spaces of
02:37our country.
02:38You sunk my battleship.
02:39Yes.
02:40It has been an honor and a privilege to work side-by-side with you to strengthen our democracy.
03:01And with that, I just have two more words to say.
03:07Obama out.

Recommended