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After robbing a local drug dealer, Juju and Slime have 48 hours to pay back the money - or else. | dG1fZjlrVkk4b0pXSUU
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00:00In the game of being on top, you have to start from somewhere.
00:18You ain't never pulled no hoes. I don't never see you with no hoes.
00:21I ain't doing shit with that lippity ass dick, nigga.
00:23I seen you. You still got that same dick from elementary.
00:25Starting from the bottom can be hell.
00:28I ain't got nothing but a piece of shit in my mouth.
00:31I hate to get shit and get up out of my house.
00:34And get this raggedy ass van out of my yard.
00:36Get a goddamn dog.
00:38They have to tell the life talk.
00:40But what will you do when you get that break of a lifetime?
00:43No, I ain't trying to hit no niggas, man. I ain't trying to hit no niggas.
00:46Say, man, what's up with that nigga?
00:48It's on? Let's go get it, baby.
00:50Well, this is the story of two best homies, Juju and Sly.
00:54Goddamn, Juju.
00:56Disturbing the peace.
00:58Being shot at.
01:06Grand theft auto.
01:08Becoming street scientists.
01:12Never knowing who's watching.
01:15Causing havoc from all angles.
01:17And creating enemies of mass destruction.
01:20You gonna take it?
01:21Man, give me my $30 back.
01:24Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
01:25Getting in trouble with the law.
01:27And not knowing when to get out the game.
01:29Get this shit off the street, and then my mother fuck out.
01:32Including a granny that plays no games.
01:35I don't watch TV, too.
01:37Why you watching porn?
01:39Get your own shit.
01:40A movie full of drama and will make you laugh until you're crying.
01:44Damn!
01:45Get up, little man. Fight!
01:50An outstanding feature film.
01:52Fuck your face, man!
01:54I need my drink or my money.
01:56Oh, I ain't got your drink, dog.
01:58Although some may call it lean.
02:0037 motherfucking hours to have my drink or my money.
02:03Drink, what? I don't know nobody.
02:05Shut the fuck up, man.
02:06Others call it drank.
02:08Get back! Get back!
02:11But when you remix it.
02:12I'm gonna fire that motherfucking truck, man.
02:14Damn.
02:15Hold my phone. Hold my phone.
02:16Damn.
02:17Hello?
02:18It's me, Juju.
02:19What's up, man?
02:20Man, don't tell nobody.
02:22They call it K-Row.
02:26K-Row!
02:30From the city that introduced the whole world to a southern flavor.
02:35Let's go for tipping.
02:36I've got, babe, I've got to go.
02:38With an all-out cast.
02:39I'll help you with your car. I can fix it.
02:41You know what I'm saying?
02:42I just need you to help me real fast.
02:44God damn!
02:46I don't see the rent, sir.
02:49Where is the rent?
02:51Starring Bubba Dubb.
02:54This is it. That's you.
02:56Juju, open up, man.
02:57They got it, man. Open up, Juju.
02:59Brady Ball.
03:04Jeff Shelley.
03:05Go up and down.
03:07And straight off the block.
03:08South Park, shawty.
03:11The legendary South Park shorty.
03:15A monstrous media production.
03:16Don't resist, man. Don't resist, okay?
03:18These are not your streets, man.
03:20Written and produced by Abel Adams and Dexter Long.
03:23You hear the fire?
03:24I want you to walk him down and stand up.
03:26Oh, shit!
03:28Rich homie dumb.
03:29Contagious Films presents
03:30Damn! Is this a $400 cup?
03:33K. Rowe. The Movie.
03:35Boy, I got K. Rowe in the drink like slime in an ice machine.

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