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00:00:00You
00:00:08Drive me crazy. I got you crazy. That's funny. You're the one who leads our sex tape
00:00:13If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them or you hate their guts for me and Noah
00:00:21It's both
00:00:23I
00:00:30Like to see you on your knees
00:00:32Don't tempt her Emmett this little gutter set will do anything for five bucks
00:00:37The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend
00:00:44In their summer home. I think Mia hired me just to torture
00:00:48Clean it up
00:00:50maid
00:00:54I
00:00:57May be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch
00:01:01And you'll always be the girl who leaked her a sex tape for clout
00:01:05That's not true. And you know it. I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen your titties
00:01:18Can't believe I used to be friends with her
00:01:20I'm glad that piece is over right? I'm it. Yeah, she did have a good pussy though. Oh
00:01:36You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you
00:01:41Oh
00:01:45Am I dreaming no way is the guy who ruined my life helping me
00:01:53What the hell's going on
00:01:58No, what the hell's going on
00:02:01Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me and then when I pulled my hand away
00:02:08She just she just fell
00:02:10Destiny is there what happened?
00:02:13That's not exactly how it happened. Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:21Why do you even care?
00:02:22She released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and and save your reputation before things got out of hand
00:02:33Mia hmm. Give me your phone. What?
00:02:37Give me your phone. No, it's right here. I got you. Thank you. I
00:02:43Thought Noah hated me. Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:48If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me
00:03:01Thank you
00:03:03I know we aren't really friends anymore. You didn't have to do that. I know
00:03:16Yeah, she's not breathing
00:03:21Yeah, she's not breathing
00:03:23All right, somebody call the police dude. We can't yes, we can go we can't this place is loaded with drugs
00:03:28Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:32Wake up slut shows over Mia. If you're not gonna help out then just fuck off. All right fine by me
00:03:37I'll be by the pool. Just call me when the trash is taken out. Okay, I
00:03:46Know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too. You have to save her
00:03:54Jules Jules, come on shit shit shit. What do I do mouth-to-mouth give her mouth-to-mouth?
00:04:02You
00:04:08Okay
00:04:11Thank God, all right, let's get you up I
00:04:16Don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work Jules
00:04:21You're not going anywhere. I'm fine. Yeah, thanks to me
00:04:25You know Jules you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me. What are you a stripper?
00:04:32I'm supposed to be your maid
00:04:33You know last time I saw you you leaked our sex tape lied about it
00:04:38And then you told me never to talk to you again
00:04:39And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress
00:04:48What are you trying to do
00:04:50Just stop my friends John ruin my summer. You're trying to drive me crazy
00:04:54I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir
00:04:58You know what I think I think you're here to win me back
00:05:06I
00:05:07Would I want you back after everything you've done to me because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch
00:05:12And you know what? I didn't do anything to you. So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:18You still want me is he coming on to me
00:05:21Is he coming on to me
00:05:27In your dreams
00:05:29Jules when you leak that sex tape, we've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape
00:05:35Yes, you did. And when you did you cost me my job opportunities and he almost cost me my friends
00:05:40Yeah, well, I'm sorry for your almost loss
00:05:44Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me and you let her
00:05:50Did someone say my name
00:05:56You two are hooking up we're not hooking up no, it's my boyfriend
00:06:05We're not hooking up no, it's my boyfriend
00:06:11Be so fucking for real your rebound is my ex-best friend it happened a couple months ago
00:06:18Hmm right when you told everyone to stop talking to me, how convenient
00:06:24Let the girls talk
00:06:32After everyone saw your tits online I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank
00:06:38Oh
00:06:45Did you just spit on me? Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it
00:06:53Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine
00:06:59And I'm not giving any of it back
00:07:03especially Noah
00:07:08Oh
00:07:09No
00:07:10Did you see that? She shoved me? Oh my god. Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that
00:07:16I'm always
00:07:18Honest, you're the one that's lied in the past
00:07:25Thanks, no, we fire her
00:07:30I
00:07:37Fire her
00:07:41Do you really think firing her would be the best option I
00:07:45Think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer
00:07:49Noah, she shoved me and this is my rental too
00:07:54so
00:07:55What I say goes
00:07:59I
00:08:12Found something for you when I was cleaning
00:08:19Have fun fucking me as pointy vagina
00:08:25Jules
00:08:29Look I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer
00:08:38I want you to take this. Okay, it's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer. I
00:08:44Don't want your pity check
00:08:46Thank God. I can't believe I ever wanted you. This is too humiliating. I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt
00:08:59I
00:09:07Lost my job at the house. No, no
00:09:11That was the only thing keeping us afloat Jules when your father died. He left us in a
00:09:16$100,000 in debt. I know but I was working for Mia and she fired me
00:09:22Mia
00:09:23Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt
00:09:26But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt
00:09:31Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything
00:09:36everything
00:09:42I'm so glad you took out the trash my little Nellie. Please don't call me that
00:09:49You're really proving yourself to be marriage material
00:09:53I'm gonna call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring Mia
00:09:58Slow down. Okay, we've only been dating for two months
00:10:03What you still have feelings for Jules or something I
00:10:07Don't know what you ever saw in that girl Mia. Do not say anything mean about Jules
00:10:12Why not that grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape. I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid, bitch
00:10:21What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore
00:10:25Tell me this
00:10:26Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:30Nobody wants you here. I
00:10:32Can't back down not if I want to save my family
00:10:36I'm not talking to you
00:10:38I'm talking to you. I
00:10:41Need this job. I need you to choose me after everything that happened between us. I shouldn't water
00:10:49But I do
00:10:51What do I get if I choose you
00:10:55What do I get if I choose you I'll do whatever you want
00:11:02No one can make him happier than me tell her Noah prove it
00:11:12I'll work harder than I ever have before and I'll do whatever you say
00:11:18Okay
00:11:20Enough with this little seduction act of yours and keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend
00:11:27Mia I
00:11:29Need to talk to Jules
00:11:31alone
00:11:33Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back
00:11:41She really has you by the balls
00:11:44Don't sell me or what?
00:11:48You'll spank me you can leave now
00:11:52Hey
00:11:55You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to be
00:12:02You're right read my lips Jules
00:12:08You're fired
00:12:12You're right read my lips Jules
00:12:18You're fired
00:12:24You can be a real dick sometimes you know that yeah, I know it's part of my charm. Hey, where are you going Jules?
00:12:30You can't just leave Jules
00:12:34You can't just leave
00:12:36You fired me I can do whatever I want
00:12:49Oh, please tell me this isn't what it looks like does it look like she's jerking off
00:13:02Noah you come over here now
00:13:09Mia why is Emmett Scott in your hand?
00:13:12I
00:13:13Mean how long you've been fucking my roommate. Don't be prude. It's just a hand job
00:13:18You sure know how to make Noah happy. Don't you Mia?
00:13:22Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied
00:13:27Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job
00:13:42What are you doing?
00:13:55What the fuck are you
00:14:01You want your job back fuck me Oh
00:14:08Jules you're so hot
00:14:12Why would I do that you want your job back you've got to earn it Oh Jules your body is so sexy
00:14:23Okay, fine go ahead
00:14:30You're crazy I'm committed
00:14:35Yeah, baby give it to me
00:14:39You better give me my job back after this I am the only person you can trust in this house
00:14:48Come out right now. Oh
00:14:52Yeah, oh yeah
00:15:00Show me what you got
00:15:03Oh
00:15:23Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend
00:15:27Yeah
00:15:28Thanks for warming him up for me in the past few months
00:15:32Fucking bitch, you can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore. Take it up with Noah
00:15:38This isn't over if you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy
00:15:45You're wrong
00:15:48I'm gonna make your life hell
00:15:50Oh
00:15:56You're a time to get back at me as cringe as hell
00:15:59You know what? I should thank you because now that me is off my hands. I can just be with Jules
00:16:03Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time
00:16:06Wait, I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:16:11You know what? Let's make a bet. Yeah, me and you let's make a bet
00:16:15We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right? Yeah, what about it?
00:16:21If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer you back off the internship
00:16:25Now if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off internship will be yours
00:16:30Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house. You're on
00:16:43We need to talk
00:16:46I
00:16:48Mean get out
00:16:54Did I get my job back actually been promoted to be my new girlfriend
00:17:06You're nuts I'm not a hunker I'm not crazy and I don't pay for sex
00:17:11Well
00:17:14My services aren't cheap Oh
00:17:17Says the girl that didn't want my money. I
00:17:20Changed my mind now. I need a hundred thousand dollars
00:17:25Done pull this off with me and at the end of the summer this money will be yours
00:17:35Give me that not yet
00:17:42Give me that not yet. I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house
00:17:48But until then this money's mine
00:17:52This check is enough to save my mom my house and my dignity
00:17:58I'll do it
00:18:00Great
00:18:06Let's see what the deal
00:18:11Oh
00:18:15Let's shake on it
00:18:24All right, let's set some ground rules
00:18:37Rule number one
00:18:39no boners
00:18:40You know, I can handle my own boners
00:18:43You got any other rules madam president
00:18:47Yeah, just one
00:18:50No feelings. I don't want things to get complicated
00:18:56Near my complication jewels
00:19:02Do you have any rules for me?
00:19:06Yeah, I do I have one
00:19:11No one touches you with me
00:19:16You don't own me
00:19:18Jewels, I'm being serious
00:19:21While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else
00:19:25So you really want to be the last person I had sex with huh? Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with
00:19:32Don't get an ego about it. Hey, my ego is doing fine
00:19:38Let the show begin
00:19:41Oh
00:19:45Not having dinner with her there's a reason we kicked her out of the group
00:19:49You kicked me out
00:19:51Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt
00:19:56Including your little sex tape partner over here
00:19:59At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank Mia
00:20:07Do not talk to me or Jews like that again
00:20:10this is my house and
00:20:13jewels is my
00:20:18I'm his permanent guest. I'm not going anywhere
00:20:27Jason can we get some fucking service dinner is sir
00:20:40I
00:20:52Spilled Emmett you want to help? Yeah
00:21:06Look at Jules
00:21:10Oh, she can release a sex tape, I can't take a body shot
00:21:19No, uh, are you thirsty
00:21:27Jules take your shirt off
00:21:40I
00:22:10Did Noah just kiss me for real
00:22:27If you're so thirsty Noah, you can take a sip of it choke on it
00:22:34I
00:22:39Don't run away from me
00:22:44Why did you kiss me out there it was an act Jules and you agreed to be a part of it
00:22:52It can be a real asshole sometimes you know that yeah, I know
00:22:58Now you're gonna strip for me you're shivering
00:23:01Shivering come here
00:23:16Beds yours tonight. I'll take the couch
00:23:31I
00:23:41What are you doing here and where's Noah
00:23:49Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night destiny that is your brother whatever I
00:23:56Just came by to tell you how happy I am. You stole him back from Mia
00:23:59Mia's your best friend. Yeah, she's also a huge bitch people contain multitudes
00:24:07Don't be scared of Mia
00:24:09She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah and she's jealous of you still
00:24:15And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do if you know what I mean
00:24:29I could you see I do actually
00:25:00Taking a shower
00:25:07You
00:25:15Chose over pretty boy. I got some friends coming over
00:25:30I
00:25:33What's with this guy one minute he's ice-cold now that we're in front of all these people he's putting on a show
00:25:45Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out
00:25:55Let's give her something to stare at
00:26:00I
00:26:10I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer
00:26:13Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me
00:26:17Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again
00:26:20Should definitely let her know that that's not true
00:26:23You're right
00:26:25It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test
00:26:30I
00:26:34Decided that it's time to take a vote
00:26:36Everyone must decide right now
00:26:39Whether Jules stays or I do
00:26:43Hey, would you relax? I'm not taking a vote. We're not on survivor. All right
00:26:49What survivor a show for old people
00:26:52I'm kidding
00:27:01What game is she trying to play whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me
00:27:11Wow
00:27:12Not one of your friends wants me to leave that must feel pretty embarrassing. Oh
00:27:18Honey you don't know the meaning of embarrassing
00:27:25It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back
00:27:31What are you talking about I never said anything about it save it proofs right here
00:27:39And Noah I saved the best for last don't you want to know what Jules said about you
00:27:48I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back. I think
00:27:55Everyone should find out what Jules really said about them. Oh
00:28:00Emmett this one's about you. Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy
00:28:08They can I never said that Mia did she's framing me with the text that she sent
00:28:14Oh, and this one says that destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference
00:28:20Hey, I paid good money for these
00:28:23Me would you knock it off?
00:28:25Jules would never say any of those things. All right, really?
00:28:28Cuz this one's about you. No, she sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up. Noah is arrogant
00:28:36Cocky and needs to be the best at everything him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together. You said that about me
00:28:44I can explain save your breath
00:29:14I
00:29:44Mean you and Jules are officially over. No, no, no way dude, like I'm just gonna distract myself
00:29:52A little bit. She'll come crawling back
00:29:57Speak of the devil
00:30:04You hooked up with Jules dude, but you don't know what's going on
00:30:15Oh, yeah
00:30:25Did you post this
00:30:36Jules did you post this?
00:30:38I
00:30:43Don't know Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it? What are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:52How do I know you didn't plant it Jules I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we
00:30:58Just had sex
00:30:59You know what?
00:31:01Everyone was right about you. You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus. Whoa, you don't mean that
00:31:08Lose my number. I never want to see you again fine feelings mutual
00:31:17Great you just blew it with a girl. You've had feelings for since freshman year
00:31:24Yeah, thank God you're here
00:31:27Listen Jules
00:31:29None of us want to be associated with you anymore. You're a skank
00:31:34So get out and don't come back
00:31:37I
00:31:39I
00:32:05Saves me
00:32:09I
00:32:19Feels better, doesn't it?
00:32:22And now since I saved you maybe you can make me feel better
00:32:30Don't even think about it go on Jules tell your boyfriend how I saved you Jules tell him to leave we have to talk
00:32:40I mean, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here
00:32:51One step closer to making her lie
00:33:00Jules what the fuck was that? I can explain everything good explain now
00:33:10You
00:33:12Yeah, how do you know that takes one to know remember don't tell anybody about this, okay
00:33:25I'm not some dirty little secret. I never said that okay
00:33:39I
00:33:42Know once we make this official. I'm gonna post this everywhere that way everyone can see it, but for right now
00:33:51It's party time
00:33:59OMG I finally hooked up with Noah
00:34:02I
00:34:03Wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth
00:34:06How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate
00:34:09You don't know him like I do
00:34:12If you saw him naked you'd understand
00:34:15You spare me the visual
00:34:17But you hated that guy
00:34:19Noah is arrogant cocky and probably needs to be in therapy. He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates
00:34:26But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett more than I ever liked anyone
00:34:31The
00:34:33Rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me
00:34:37Except for the one about you. I called you arrogant and cocky. That's true
00:34:47Right before I told her I have feelings for you
00:34:50You
00:34:59Is it true
00:35:03It's true I liked you
00:35:08Jules how am I supposed to trust you? I mean really?
00:35:13All right, I need to see the text from your phone so that way I could know that they're legit
00:35:18Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me. I
00:35:25Guess you can't there's no way for me to prove it
00:35:36And it was a really long time ago, but when I really think about it, I really liked you Jules I really did
00:35:48Give those two until the end of today to what bone
00:35:53They're just doing this to make me mad it's like they're obsessed with me I don't think they remember you exist
00:36:03Then I'll make them remember
00:36:11The rules of the game are simple you take ahead of the vape and pass it around when the smoke stops you kiss whoever
00:36:18It's you
00:36:21Mm-hmm
00:36:23Oh
00:36:46She's never kissed me like that my turn
00:36:53Oh
00:36:59No smoke looks like we have to kiss
00:37:24You keep the circle moving
00:37:39Get off dude, I took her virginity. What's a little pack?
00:37:46Why would you tell everyone that remember that six-pack you bought me for doing the deed
00:37:53I
00:38:02Knew that you guys were hooking up. All right, but that was well before I had feelings for you
00:38:08You have feelings for me I
00:38:14Knew that you guys were hooking up. All right, but that was well before I had feelings for you
00:38:19You have feelings for me. Yes Jules. I have feelings for you
00:38:22You do
00:38:24Yeah, I have all the feelings confusion frustration
00:38:28Blind rage predict. Yeah, but you know what sometimes Jules sometimes you make me really happy
00:38:35Look, I know that you're hurt. I broke your trust and when that video was leaked my trust was broken, too
00:38:42You
00:38:49What do you mean, I mean I trusted you and you let me down and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again
00:38:57Do you want to get back together
00:39:00You said no feelings
00:39:02Yeah, you're right
00:39:06So tell me you want to be with me
00:39:08Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract
00:39:10Tell me you want to do this for real. Tell me that you want to give up the money
00:39:21Looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire
00:39:25Why is he so obsessed with her doesn't he know that she's poor I didn't know she was poor
00:39:32Mm-hmm
00:39:34Parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer
00:39:37And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother so owes money to
00:39:43Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget. She's poor spending money always makes me feel better
00:39:49Yes, yes, that's a great idea. You should go do that
00:39:58It's not that easy
00:40:01Stop avoiding the question. I'm not avoiding it look
00:40:05If I don't get the money
00:40:07I'll lose everything. What do you mean? I
00:40:11Mean
00:40:15Destiny me and Jules are talking
00:40:18She's about to answer a very important question
00:40:20I don't want to go shopping with Mia
00:40:22But I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him or tell him about my dad in
00:40:28the debt
00:40:30We can talk later I promise
00:40:44The girls go shopping Saturdays are for the boys
00:40:50Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me
00:40:53I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship
00:40:58Do the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country
00:41:02It was tailored for Sigma's like me the internship is mine
00:41:07Believe me me and Jules are in this for good or at least until the end of the summer, and I have to pay up
00:41:21If it isn't my favorite customer, oh that dress you ordered finally came in
00:41:28Oh my god, it's gorgeous
00:41:43No, I use the measurements that you gave me no you did it that's impossible it doesn't fit maybe the zipper stuck
00:41:51What are you doing?
00:41:52I'm shopping
00:41:55Do you not remember me I
00:41:57Used to be in here all the time. Oh, she can't afford this place anymore. She can only shop at thrift stores
00:42:03Well what Mia says goes so your money's no good here
00:42:08You know what you're right. I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you
00:42:15That's it you're out. Oh
00:42:18Oh, mr.. Allen excuse me, I'm just gonna take out the trash trash. Yeah, that's my girlfriend
00:42:31Apparently I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique see this car
00:42:37Has no spending limit my girlfriend did whatever she wants
00:42:42And I would like to try this dress on first no way this is mine
00:42:47Are you gonna purchase it no not with this janky little zipper?
00:42:51Great, let's try it on Jules
00:43:07What do you think
00:43:12Noah
00:43:15Will you come help zip me up of course?
00:43:26You know there's only one problem with this dress
00:43:29Is it too expensive?
00:43:31No
00:43:32It breaks a no-brainer rule
00:43:41Well aren't you gonna. Thank me
00:43:44You
00:43:53Thank you, Noah
00:43:56You can be pretty sweet sometimes
00:43:59Like lipstick on a fucking pig
00:44:07Put the dress on my card
00:44:09I
00:44:13Am missing a very
00:44:16expensive necklace I
00:44:18Bet she stole it. I would never then dump out your bag and prove it
00:44:25Fine whatever Mia
00:44:40I
00:44:49Don't know how that got there
00:44:51well, she stole it and
00:44:54I believe that
00:44:57$500 is a felony hmm call the police
00:45:01Don't call the police
00:45:03This is all my fault. No. It's not yes it is I
00:45:08Wanted to surprise you so I put the necklace in your purse
00:45:11But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left
00:45:14You can't do this. It's a waste of money
00:45:17Neither of us want me to win
00:45:20It's worth it trust me
00:45:22Can you look beautiful in that dress?
00:45:25Put the necklace on my card as well, please and thank you
00:45:27Oh
00:45:42This is looking pretty
00:45:44Tonight yeah, just which I'd ever know enjoy a while last because after tonight. I'm a little slut begging for me
00:45:52I
00:45:56Watch your mouth don't talk about Jules like that
00:46:01Okay, dude Jules was mine first. I dumped her okay
00:46:05It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me Jules broke up with you, so she could be with me
00:46:12Okay all right
00:46:14That's some heat to her back
00:46:16Yeah, I
00:46:18Get Jules's panties off by the end of tonight you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house
00:46:23Hmm fine, and when you don't hook up with Jules
00:46:26I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer. Okay. I don't even want you looking at it
00:46:31deal
00:46:37You better not make me go into that club alone Jules you are looking so hot in that dress
00:46:49You should hey
00:46:53Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:56Enjoy it while it lasts Noah because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me
00:47:11Hey
00:47:14I
00:47:19Don't know Jules
00:47:21You uh you didn't answer my question
00:47:24about what
00:47:25The music in here because I think it sucks Jules
00:47:31Tell me that you want to be with me for real no contracts and no money I mean
00:47:36I
00:47:38Need you to come with me
00:47:40Destiny we're right in the middle of something like I care. I need Jules to come backstage with me
00:47:48I'm sorry. We'll talk about it later. Okay. Have fun
00:47:53Here put this on I
00:47:56Entered us into a lap dancing competition
00:47:58You're crazy well if you're too afraid you can just back out now
00:48:12You're on
00:48:19Follow me
00:48:25Let the show begin
00:48:28You
00:48:36Think you're hot shit
00:48:39Well it's time
00:48:42Everyone in the club get hot and happy tonight is electric lounges lap dance competition
00:48:52The rules are simple each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance
00:48:59And you get to vote on who is hotter
00:49:08I
00:49:38Oh
00:50:03Top that
00:50:08Oh
00:50:38Oh
00:50:57The most beautiful girl here
00:51:08I
00:51:35Need the lady killer special now
00:51:39I got you
00:51:45And the winner of the lap dance contest
00:52:03As the winner you get to smooch the hottie in the chair I
00:52:08Can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public
00:52:22You look upset
00:52:25What are you my therapist fuck off no just just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:52:33Jules
00:52:35Make you feel better
00:52:41What is that okay time on jewels you wanna have some fun
00:52:51No, thanks
00:52:53Jules I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:52:57Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this better play along
00:53:05I
00:53:12Bottoms up
00:53:15Cheers
00:53:19Turn that shit around so you can grind on me come on. I'm gonna go change
00:53:27Destiny if you see Jules, I saw her running off to the dressing room and it was with her
00:53:35That little shit
00:53:42Don't
00:53:49What do you think you're doing
00:53:52Stop denying yourself Jules
00:53:54Both know you want this
00:53:56Be gentle just like our first time remember
00:54:00back off
00:54:02Relax, baby
00:54:04That he kickin you gave me drugs so you could fuck me oh
00:54:09I'm just gonna fuck you anyways
00:54:11Let go of me. This is just gonna take a minute
00:54:17Emmett let go and we can pretend like this never happened. Oh, I'm not leaving it
00:54:22I
00:54:39Had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend. What's the big deal now, huh?
00:54:46Emmett she doesn't want you. What are you doing?
00:54:49She wants me so bad, dude, even if she won't say so
00:54:59Dude I thought we were friends. I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:55:12This asshole isn't worth it
00:55:19Oh
00:55:30You look like
00:55:33Jules just kicked my ass. All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:55:38Hey
00:55:40Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:55:47Yeah, stop
00:55:50This bitch wants to be me so bad. It's fucking pathetic
00:55:54Emmett just tried to assault me. He's so fucking for real and that would never want to skank like you
00:55:59You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:56:04And you know what?
00:56:06He's coming back to the house with me
00:56:09tonight
00:56:10Mia
00:56:11Sit down
00:56:13Emmett if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you. Okay, Noah, let's go
00:56:20I
00:56:25I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:56:36Thank you for getting me out of there you're hurt let me help you
00:56:49I
00:56:55Want to kill that guy for touching
00:57:09I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:57:11I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with really I
00:57:16Didn't take them
00:57:18You didn't take the pills
00:57:24You know, I got something better than me it's twice as fun and I've been saving it just for you
00:57:39What are you trying to give me
00:57:45Rocky Road
00:57:48Oh
00:57:49Hey, I got you ice cream. This is how you repay me
00:57:52How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:57:57I'm not an asshole. No, you're the king of assholes
00:58:03You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes but whatever
00:58:14I gotta show you something
00:58:18I
00:58:25Never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:58:33And I only dated me to make you jealous
00:58:41It worked
00:58:48I
00:59:18I
00:59:48Oh
01:00:03Hi, this is Alan it's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend
01:00:09He was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it
01:00:18Oh
01:00:31Hey
01:00:33Are you doing up so early?
01:00:36Thought I wore you out last night. I'm ready for another round
01:00:41Hey, can you knock can you put your boner away?
01:00:45Get up get up
01:00:48Let's just a fire. I'm not getting up. It's worse than a fire
01:00:54Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules
01:01:04You're fucking with me, what's the big deal? There's the drugs and the mess and you what about me?
01:01:09She like totally thinks you're a slut. Well, I get a bad way. Look my mom knows about the sex tape and
01:01:15She blames you for the whole thing
01:01:17I need to get out of here. I'll hide Jules. I'll distract mom
01:01:24Yo, I'm gonna go hide Jules do not let my mom know that we're here. All right
01:01:34Tell me when the coast is clear
01:01:36Get your brother
01:02:07Thought you were in Fiji with Roberto Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose
01:02:19Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:02:28I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves. Oh, she just left
01:02:37I can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:02:41What is that slut doing here?
01:02:46You're the girl from the sex tape get out of this house mom Noah a little help
01:02:53mom
01:02:54This is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer
01:03:01Yes, it fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son
01:03:07Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on
01:03:11Lisa my second mommy
01:03:15We need to talk about engagement plans, oh, yes we do
01:03:21You're marrying Mia now, I have no idea what got into her head I am so sorry
01:03:26Okay, but after dinner tonight, I'm gonna explain everything to her. Oh, look just play along for a couple hours. Okay, please
01:03:36Oh
01:03:42My head hurts, can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin? Yeah, I have some in my purse. Oh, thanks
01:03:50Oh
01:04:11What did you give my mom aspirin
01:04:20Jules do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:04:27Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over? I'm feeling like a cougar
01:04:39Jules what is wrong with her?
01:04:41Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club. No way you gave her those I didn't give them
01:04:47She found them
01:04:48Should we call an ambulance? Oh, no fucking way Jules. She hates you already
01:04:53What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:04:57Where did she go
01:05:14Mom get out of the pool
01:05:18Oh
01:05:30Absolutely not. I'm not going in there
01:05:48Oh
01:06:00Here I brought you some tea
01:06:08I was wrong about you. I'd much rather see my son with you the girl like me
01:06:19I
01:06:21Thank you for taking care of her I
01:06:25Hope I was a good maid
01:06:28Yeah, I should give you a raise
01:06:30Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:06:34You know made
01:06:36Girlfriend, it doesn't matter. I
01:06:40Still gotta pay to hang out with me
01:06:43No feelings remember
01:06:49I
01:06:52Throw that contract away if it were up to me
01:06:56I'll tear it up right now. I mean it I
01:07:01Need that money more than I want you
01:07:05When my dad died he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:07:10If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house
01:07:13So
01:07:15It was really always just about the money really
01:07:20when I started our relationship, it was about the money, but
01:07:23How I can't make it real because of that same money
01:07:34Come with me
01:07:36I
01:07:40Want to give you the money
01:07:43Not as your boss as your boyfriend
01:07:47Jules I want to give you everything I
01:07:51Don't know what to say
01:07:56Just let me take care of you
01:08:03And tell me that you love me
01:08:07I don't think I can say it
01:08:13Let me take care of you it's the least you can do
01:08:19Fine
01:08:21You can take care of me, okay
01:08:24And you don't have to tell me that you love me. I know you do
01:08:32Good morning, everyone
01:08:35Lisa you're okay. Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you I
01:08:42Was just leaving you're not leaving Jules. We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:08:51After your little sex video was released at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:08:58but
01:09:00After you saved me
01:09:03All I can say is
01:09:06Welcome to the family
01:09:11You were supposed to give me your family ring that was before you left me to drown
01:09:18I'm off to see my new boyfriend Rinaldo in Cancun
01:09:23Adios
01:09:26My mom
01:09:28I
01:09:31Figure out a way to break you two up
01:09:34Good luck with that. I don't need luck. I have a really big brain
01:09:46There must be something incriminating in here
01:09:53What is this
01:09:58Oh
01:10:02You what died in here
01:10:07Listen I have something juicy for you. I
01:10:13Don't like to read
01:10:15It's a contract between Jules and Noah
01:10:18They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship. That's cheating. Oh
01:10:25Great finally figured it out good boy. I think it's time for you to cheat, too. I
01:10:38Thought this was summer vacation, I know I know but I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship
01:10:49What up lovebirds
01:10:52And then I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you what you wouldn't want to do that in front of our
01:10:56guests
01:11:00Who are you I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
01:11:13Mr.. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here, and it called me up and told me about your summerhouse setup
01:11:21I'm a guy who likes to party
01:11:25The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy I'd like to be your friend I
01:11:35Have enough friends, thanks
01:11:40Mr.. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:11:43I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble and and that promised me lots of trouble
01:11:51The next intern for Lehman Corp. Will be responsible for keeping me entertained and I get bored easy
01:12:01Your interview for Lehman Corp. starts now
01:12:07Interview starts now dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:12:13Well I'll see you in the office
01:12:15Hey, how about I show you out to the pool? That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:12:20mm-hmm
01:12:27That's the guy you want to work for he's a total clown
01:12:32Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:12:37And if I work for him my career will be made don't you already have enough money?
01:12:42Jules I had a 4.0 GPA. I was the captain of every sports team. I was on and I networked like a motherfucker
01:12:49I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career and
01:12:54then our sex tape got released and
01:12:57All my job prospects were completely toast the only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation
01:13:04Jules I need this internship and so do you?
01:13:07Because without it. I can't give you the hundred thousand dollars
01:13:10You
01:13:15Lied to me. No. I didn't lie to you. I just I just didn't tell you everything. I'm sorry
01:13:25Everybody let's get the party started
01:13:28Started
01:13:37Looks like I found my lady for the night
01:13:44I've met a lot of pretty girls
01:13:47There's something special about you
01:13:49you're so
01:13:51Beautiful
01:13:53Thanks, but I'm taken
01:13:56Not trying to marry you
01:13:58Noah tell me
01:14:02Who snatched this hottie up that'd be me
01:14:07You're a lucky man, I know
01:14:13How long is he gonna be here
01:14:16I'll protect you
01:14:18Look at here the happy little couple
01:14:22Mm-hmm from full mates to soul mates
01:14:29I
01:14:30Met no one and I are talking
01:14:33Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:14:36Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man. Yeah, it's finally gonna win our bet
01:14:42What bet?
01:14:46What bet I
01:14:48Told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship pool
01:14:54That's not true
01:14:56Yeah, it is I thought Noah would pussy out if I won so I recorded the whole thing you play that I'll fucking kick your
01:15:03ass I
01:15:09Don't want to hear it. Yeah, I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah
01:15:16Hmm. I was nothing but a bet to you. I
01:15:21Was nothing but a bet to you I was nothing but a check to you
01:15:27Both of you can fuck off
01:15:33Chicks did I'm gonna kick your fucking ass. Mm-hmm. I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guests. I
01:15:40Don't care about anybody except Jules
01:15:44You're pathetic
01:15:46Whatever
01:15:52What were you thinking that Noah would fall in love with you and save your family I've been waiting all day to get you
01:16:02You're a sexy girl
01:16:05You could have a lot of fun. I don't have time for that shit then make time. There's a tradition at Lehman
01:16:12the boys
01:16:14Share their toys
01:16:16And I want to play with you. I
01:16:18Don't want to be played with if you play nice. I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:16:23The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job
01:16:27Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out
01:16:31What do I have to do?
01:16:34Let me borrow you for the night
01:16:41In your dreams
01:16:47Yeah
01:16:49You know what Jules is yeah, you're still caught up on that skank
01:16:53Maybe this outfit will change your mind
01:16:56Yeah, a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you get it through your head. I want to be with Jules
01:17:03Why do you like her so much? I don't like her. I
01:17:09Love her
01:17:12You know, I feel sorry for you for falling in love with such a liar, you know, she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:19Yeah, well, she said she didn't
01:17:22Found your girlfriend
01:17:24I
01:17:36Do what you say and you'll get no other strong. Yes, and it's the only way you get in
01:17:42We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:17:46My company looks down on sex tapes
01:17:49wait
01:17:50Now I know where I recognize you
01:17:53Damn you were great. Just one kiss. It's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job
01:18:08Don't play hard to get
01:18:16Get off
01:18:19Get off
01:18:21Let me have my fun then you can take your turn if you don't leave her alone. I'm gonna break your fingers
01:18:26You wouldn't dare
01:18:31You'll never work for Lehman. Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:18:37Then work with any of you pervs at Lehman
01:18:40You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand you want to mess with me you want to mess with me
01:18:45You want to mess with me? Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're sleazy dirtbag
01:18:51Who's chasing young girls around?
01:18:53You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that. Please don't tell my wife get out of my face old man
01:19:09How could you do that to me Jules
01:19:12How could you do that to me Jules, it wasn't what it looked like don't lie to me I saw you kissing back
01:19:24I
01:19:25Should be the one that's mad. You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship
01:19:29You were getting money out of the deal. So why does it matter?
01:19:34Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now tell him you love him it matters
01:19:42Because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:19:53You're fired get out of my house
01:19:56You're
01:20:11Gone for good bitch
01:20:16He never belonged with us and now it's your turn to go I
01:20:23Played you and I won
01:20:26This has nothing to do with you. Oh
01:20:29Honey, this has everything to do with me. I
01:20:38Planted the camera in your room and
01:20:41Then I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:20:45And then I uploaded it for everyone to see
01:20:53You thought you were better than me
01:20:56But I always win all I fucking do is win
01:21:08Miserable bitch like you will never win
01:21:19Mom I saved the house
01:21:23That's too late
01:21:27Yeah
01:21:30Maybe we can get figures
01:21:34Someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:21:38That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal. You lose everything
01:21:56Can I help you what are you doing in that uniform?
01:22:01My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Beeman internship. I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job. So
01:22:10Do anything I
01:22:19Have a big tip for you seriously smile more
01:22:26I
01:22:33This money feels dirty I never want to see this check again
01:22:48Miss me
01:22:50Get lost I deserve that
01:22:57Look I wrote us up a new contract. All right, and I think you really like it
01:23:06Is this the G to my house yeah, I
01:23:14I
01:23:17Is this the G to my house, yeah this morning I bought it
01:23:24You bought my house from under us. Look at the name of the title. Oh
01:23:30My god
01:23:33You put it under my name
01:23:35Cheers Jules, it's all yours
01:23:39But I am only giving it to you under one condition
01:23:44Another condition
01:23:46What do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again sleep with your boss drug your mom no
01:23:54But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight
01:24:04At 8 p.m. and I want you to wear this
01:24:16What
01:24:20Are you doing here?
01:24:22No, I told me to come
01:24:24Really? Oh
01:24:26How pathetic no was throwing me an engagement party
01:24:33He's proposing to you
01:24:35When did you two get back together? Oh, it's not official yet
01:24:39But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone and even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing
01:24:47I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you. No decided it was time to be with the best
01:24:55Mia
01:24:56Jules, I am so happy that both of you were here. Why did you invite me here to watch you propose to Mia?
01:25:04propose
01:25:05Who said anything about proposing to you? Oh, please the big question
01:25:11Yeah, I do have a big question
01:25:14Mia why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:25:20How did you know about that well because I made a huge mistake and
01:25:25When you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules's fight
01:25:28You know the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:25:32Okay
01:25:33fine
01:25:34Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet
01:25:38But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces
01:25:42What are you gonna do arrest me? Actually, that's my job
01:25:46Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn. What you're not actually doing this. Are you?
01:26:00If you invited me here to watch that I appreciate it that's not why I invited you here
01:26:06I
01:26:10Have invited you all here so I can share my secrets
01:26:16And here are my secrets I
01:26:20Scream when I see spiders I do and I crash my car on Santa Monica Boulevard, and I wish you the best of luck
01:26:28I'll see you in a minute. I'll see you in a minute
01:26:30I'll see you in a minute. I'll see you in a minute. I'll see you in a minute
01:26:33I crash my car on Santa Monica Boulevard, and I was so scared. I just left it there
01:26:40And I cannot tell my left from my right
01:26:45And I have one more secret
01:26:48Jules I am stupidly in love with you
01:26:55And I want to make it official Jules right here in front of everybody I
01:27:00Want everyone to know what you are to me?
01:27:03I
01:27:33Love you
01:27:35You
01:27:58Jules why did you reject me in front of everybody? I didn't I just don't want everyone to know our business
01:28:05Jules do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:28:16Of course I do now let's party