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00:00Hello!
00:05It's noisy.
00:07I'm Nori Nori Zampa.
00:09We've come to a remote place.
00:11Yes, we have.
00:12Please look behind you.
00:14It's called the Sapporo Yakushi Daibutsu.
00:16It's a Buddha who heals diseases,
00:18relieves anxiety and pain in the heart,
00:21and gives comfort.
00:25I see. Thank you.
00:27Is there anything you want us to relieve?
00:29I gained a little weight.
00:32How much did you gain?
00:34About 15 kg.
00:37I was surprised when I first saw the video.
00:42Really?
00:43You're a lot sharper than you are now.
00:45I've been walking, but I'm getting fatter.
00:49Please tell the Buddha over there that you want him to help you.
00:53If I say that, I'll be pulled.
00:56Please help me.
00:58Please let me eat what I like and lose weight.
01:02Please let me lose weight without exercising.
01:05You're saying selfish things.
01:15Nori Nori Zampo goes without consciousness.
01:18Around Atsubetsu River,
01:20there are many surprises that the three have not experienced yet.
01:25The miso sauce on the right is gentle.
01:29At a cafe with a gentle menu,
01:32Masanori's strange eating habits are revealed.
01:36When I'm addicted to something, I eat it every day.
01:39I can't help but eat it.
01:40What did you get addicted to?
01:41Pocky.
01:43I was also addicted to American dog.
01:45I ate American dog all the time.
01:47Damn it!
01:49Masanori is full of evil thoughts.
01:53Masanori is full of evil thoughts.
01:58A new combination is formed at an Indian curry shop.
02:02Hello.
02:05One, two, three.
02:12I'd like to ask you about your recent eating habits.
02:17How is it?
02:19Recently, I've been eating hijiki,
02:23unohana,
02:25and kiriboshi daikon.
02:27That's a snack.
02:30I've been eating those.
02:32And fish.
02:33Really?
02:34Are you conscious of healthy food?
02:38That's right.
02:39I've been doing that since two days ago.
02:42It was quite recent.
02:43It's good to start.
02:45That's right.
02:46Masanori, the next shop may be perfect for you.
02:50It's this shop.
02:52It's called Cafe Ton Ton.
02:55What's this?
02:56You can eat delicious food that seems to be healthy.
03:03Hello.
03:05Hello.
03:06I'm sorry to bother you.
03:10Cafe Ton Ton in Atsubetsuku has four kinds of rice balls, kakuni, pudding, and coffee.
03:17It seems that they are particular about cooking.
03:22There are more and more children with allergies.
03:25So, we make the menu of the shop gluten-free.
03:29And we are particular about handmade dishes.
03:33I see.
03:34Masanori is looking for healthy food.
03:38That's right.
03:39I want to be gluten-free.
03:42You said you wanted to be gluten-free.
03:46What is gluten-free?
03:48It's a meal that doesn't use flour.
03:53I'm not saying that flour is bad.
03:56I see.
03:59I've learned.
04:00I don't know.
04:01What is gluten-free?
04:05It's a good one.
04:08They are ready.
04:11It's gorgeous.
04:13It's amazing.
04:15Are you going to eat kakuni and pudding?
04:18I'm going to eat kakuni that the shop is proud of.
04:21Are you going to eat kakuni and pudding?
04:23I'm going to eat pudding and kakuni.
04:25This is a grilled rice ball lunch.
04:29It's a grilled rice ball.
04:32ITADAKIMASU.
04:37It's delicious.
04:40The green onion miso sauce is gentle.
04:45I can't speak well.
04:48The green onion miso sauce is delicious.
04:50How about the rice?
04:52It's delicious.
04:53It goes well with miso.
04:55Thank you very much.
04:57This is brown rice.
04:59It's elegant.
05:00It goes well with rice balls and miso.
05:04It's good.
05:06How about the vegetables?
05:08Pumpkin is delicious.
05:10Pumpkin is sweet and tender.
05:13Sweet potato is good.
05:15Eggplant is also delicious.
05:17All of them are delicious.
05:21The end of the meal is a special soup.
05:27It's a set that is delicious twice at once.
05:30Is it okay to wear this when you eat this?
05:34It's okay.
05:36It's okay to wear anything.
05:38I didn't wear it.
05:41Which one do you wear?
05:43Is it okay to wear this at 10 o'clock?
05:45It's a new style.
05:46Is it okay?
05:47I don't know.
05:48Can I eat this?
05:49Please eat.
05:54It's delicious.
05:56Green onion miso is also soft.
06:02The soup stock is delicious.
06:03The soup stock is amazing.
06:05It's a soup stock with bonito and mackerel.
06:07It's seasoned with soup stock.
06:11It's good to wear this when I'm weak.
06:15It's a gentle taste.
06:17It's good to wear this when you're tired.
06:20It's good to wear this when I'm tired.
06:23This kakuni is very big.
06:27This is thick.
06:28This looks very soft.
06:30This is soft.
06:32I mistake this for kakuni or pudding.
06:37Both are soft.
06:39Both are soft.
06:47This is soft.
06:49This is delicious.
06:51This looks delicious.
06:54This is soaked in the soup.
06:56This is soft.
06:58The fat melts in my mouth.
07:01This has a lot of meat.
07:03This is delicious.
07:05Thank you very much.
07:06When I eat pork kakuni, I don't like the taste of pork.
07:15I don't like pork kakuni.
07:18Thank you very much.
07:19The pork kakuni next to the window was very eye-catching.
07:22This pudding looks like a picture book.
07:24This is cute.
07:31I feel the sweetness of the egg.
07:34This is a little hard.
07:36The caramel sauce is a little bitter.
07:38This is very good.
07:40This hardness is the best.
07:42I don't think there is a pudding that exceeds my expectations.
07:45My body is happy.
07:48I want this pudding in my neighborhood.
07:52I want to eat this pudding every day.
07:56If you like this pudding, you will go there.
07:59If I like this pudding, I will go there every day.
08:02I only eat this pudding every day.
08:03I go there twice a day.
08:06What do you like?
08:07I like Pokemon.
08:10I also like American dog food.
08:12I only eat American dog food.
08:15Everything tastes like the first time.
08:18Do you feel like you've started every time?
08:20I feel fresh.
08:21Do you forget?
08:23I want to go there again.
08:25I want to taste that feeling again.
08:28I hope I can open a shop like this.
08:30This pudding is very delicious.
08:32I want to eat this pudding until the evening.
08:34I want to eat this pudding when I wake up in the morning.
08:37Do you want to open the first shop here?
08:42Let's do that.
08:43Let's start with sitting here.
08:46Let's start with walking.
08:49After eating a healthy meal, they cross the Atsubetsu River and go to SHIROISHIKU.
08:54At the temple, they beat the young boy of MASANORI.
08:59I heard that you can do Zazen training here.
09:04Can you do that?
09:05That's right.
09:06I want you to experience it.
09:08I think Zazen is perfect for MASANORI.
09:13I think it's necessary.
09:15I came here for that.
09:17Actually, MASANORI often does this.
09:21Please take a look at this.
09:24Make and eat.
09:26Cooking.
09:29Let's do it.
09:30Let's do it.
09:33Cheers.
09:36This is a joke of a person.
09:38I'm sorry.
09:41You have been doing a lot of jokes of people lately.
09:44I see.
09:46Did you find out?
09:49This is a joke of a person.
09:53This is a joke of a thief.
09:57This is a joke of a person.
09:59I think this is because MASANORI has evil thoughts.
10:04Evil thoughts.
10:05I will do Zazen to get rid of evil thoughts.
10:12That's right.
10:13Can I get rid of evil thoughts?
10:16Please sit down.
10:18I want to compare before and after.
10:22I want you to do a joke full of evil thoughts.
10:25This is a joke of a person.
10:30This is a terrible joke of a person.
10:33This is a terrible joke of a person.
10:36I thought it was a circle.
10:42It was a triangle.
10:45Damn it.
10:48This is a joke of a person.
10:51This is a joke of a person.
10:53I will do Zazen to get rid of evil thoughts.
10:56Of course.
10:58Please tell me why you do Zazen.
11:06Please hold this.
11:08What is this?
11:10This is a stick.
11:12That's right.
11:15Please hold this.
11:17What is the length of this?
11:19The length is different.
11:21This is short.
11:23Is this a long stick?
11:27Yes, this is a long stick.
11:30Did you say that?
11:31Yes, I said that.
11:34Please hold this.
11:36What?
11:38Is this a long stick?
11:42Yes, this is a long stick.
11:48This is definitely not a long stick.
11:51I'm sorry.
11:53When a new thing appears, the way you look at it changes.
11:58However, Buddhism does not compare.
12:01It is important to see the essence of that thing.
12:05We must always look at it that way.
12:08In order to do that, it is important to cultivate such a mind while practicing Zazen.
12:16I see.
12:18You don't compare things.
12:20We compare things every day.
12:22That's right.
12:24I think the cookie you gave me is bigger.
12:28Are you still doing that?
12:33This is the Zazen hall.
12:36From now on, you will enter quietly.
12:42Mr. Masanori, do you have anything to say?
12:47We can't talk from now on.
12:49We can't talk at all.
12:51Let's make everyone laugh.
12:57The other day, I was going to eat cup ramen.
13:04I put hot water in it and waited for 3 minutes.
13:09While I was waiting, I fell asleep.
13:12I woke up about 4 hours later.
13:16I was wondering what was going on.
13:19I drank all the hot water.
13:21It was like a fried noodle.
13:23It was like a noodle without soup.
13:25I thought it was a good opportunity, so I ate it.
13:29It was more delicious than I thought.
13:34What are you talking about?
13:38We can't talk from now on.
13:40We can't talk here.
13:43Will Masanori be able to get rid of evil spirits?
13:53A book was born from a walk.
13:57Have you ever been here?
13:59I'm sure I've been here.
14:01The book is on sale.
14:09Nishikigoi goes for a walk.
14:12In order to get rid of evil spirits, Masanori does Zazen.
14:21Zazen
14:39Gassho
14:44Gassho Tezu
15:09Zazen
15:30Zazen
15:32This is the end of Zazen.
15:34Zazen
15:36Zazen
15:38Zazen
15:40Zazen
15:42How was the Zazen experience?
15:45Well...
15:47It wasn't too bad.
15:49Don't make me laugh.
15:51I drank Nama Tsuba.
15:53I heard a loud sound.
15:55Did you?
15:56Yes.
15:57I heard a popping sound.
15:59Where did it come from?
16:01I heard a popping sound in my body.
16:04Really?
16:06I was concentrating on Zazen.
16:10The popping sound was so funny.
16:13Pop!
16:15I didn't expect that.
16:17I thought I was thrown.
16:20Did you get rid of evil spirits?
16:22Yes.
16:24I got rid of evil spirits a little.
16:28There may have been a change in your gag.
16:31Yes.
16:33Please show us your gag after you got rid of evil spirits.
16:39Here I go.
16:41Hijiki and Wakige are similar, but the taste is different.
16:48How is it?
16:50This is Masanori.
16:52Isn't this original?
16:54Yes, it is.
16:56Do you feel like you got rid of evil spirits?
16:59I don't know.
17:01I think I haven't got rid of evil spirits yet.
17:03If I get rid of evil spirits,
17:08I'll apologize to you.
17:11I'll apologize to Kouji Yuji.
17:14Kouji Yuji hasn't used it yet.
17:18Masanori's evil spirits won't disappear so easily.
17:24Next, they went to a family-run curry shop.
17:31We're walking on Atsubetsu Street.
17:35There is an Indian curry shop in front of us.
17:40This is the shop.
17:42It's called BNC Indian Curry.
17:47Hello.
17:55There are a lot of people.
17:57Can I ask your name?
18:00I'm Kandel Bunnato.
18:02I'm Bunnato.
18:04I'm Kandel Bumika.
18:06How old are you?
18:08I'm 15 years old.
18:10I'm Kandel Manish.
18:12How old are you?
18:13I'm 11 years old.
18:15Nice to meet you.
18:16I'm 53 years old.
18:18Shut up.
18:20It's embarrassing.
18:22What did you think of us?
18:24I didn't expect you to come, so I was surprised.
18:27Really?
18:28I thought you were a liar.
18:30I really came to see you.
18:32I'm glad.
18:33Really? Thank you.
18:35Mr. Bunnato, the owner of this shop, has been training at a famous Indian curry shop for 14 years.
18:42He opened his own shop six months ago.
18:46The shop's name, BNC, means Big Man Curry.
18:51How big is it?
18:53It's amazing.
18:55It's a medium-sized BNC.
18:58It's amazing.
18:59It's a big size.
19:02It's big.
19:04It's amazing.
19:06This is the big size that I'm proud of.
19:08It's big.
19:11It's 40 cm long and it's a big size.
19:15This size is common in India.
19:20What is this?
19:21It's not a pillow I use at home.
19:24It's not a pillow.
19:25It's not?
19:31It's delicious.
19:35The outside is crispy and the inside is fluffy.
19:38It's delicious.
19:43It's delicious.
19:46The sweetness is amazing.
19:50That's why the curry stands out.
19:52It's delicious.
19:55The sweetness of the vegetables stands out more than the spiciness.
19:59I can feel the spices.
20:02There are tomato paste and onion paste.
20:06There are also stewed vegetables in it.
20:10This is delicious.
20:12It's a little spicy now.
20:15I'll eat it later.
20:16It's delicious.
20:18I'm happy.
20:19It's delicious.
20:21After this, Manishi and Masanori will have a new couple.
20:26One, two, three.
20:31New couple, Manishi and Masanori.
20:36I have some questions for you two.
20:43I have a question for Manishi.
20:46Do you have a favorite entertainer?
20:49I like Abareru.
20:51I was told that you are a Louis Vuitton fan.
20:53What is your second favorite entertainer?
20:55I like Nishikigoi.
20:58What was that?
21:02Do you like people like this?
21:05It's not like that.
21:07The story is interesting.
21:09I'm glad.
21:10I'm glad.
21:11I'm glad.
21:14What is your favorite story?
21:16Norinori Masanori.
21:19That's good.
21:20Can you dance?
21:21I can't.
21:22You can't.
21:24You should dance at school.
21:26You should teach him.
21:28Show me how to dance.
21:30I'll show you how to dance.
21:34Norinori, Norinori, Norinori Masanori.
21:38Norinori, Norinori, Norinori Masanori.
21:42Norinori Masanori.
21:46You did it.
21:48Manishi seems to be able to dance.
21:51Norinori, Norinori, Norinori Masanori.
21:57Norinori, Norinori, Norinori Masanori.
22:02Norinori, Norinori, Norinori Masanori.
22:06Norinori Masanori.
22:12You did it.
22:13You can do it.
22:18Manishi, do you have any questions?
22:21What is the most difficult thing about being a comedian?
22:25When I'm doing a skit,
22:29I try not to forget my lines.
22:32When I forget my lines,
22:34my partner, Takashi,
22:37helps me out.
22:39Is that okay?
22:40I don't think it's okay.
22:43Don't forget your lines.
22:46He helps me out.
22:48Are you interested in being a comedian?
22:51Yes.
22:52I'll say, Konnichiwa.
22:54Can you say it?
22:55Please say it.
22:57Can I say it?
22:59Yes.
23:00One, two.
23:01Konnichiwa.
23:04One, two.
23:05That's good.
23:06That's perfect.
23:08It's perfect.
23:09It's good.
23:10I'm looking forward to it.
23:11I'm looking forward to it.
23:13I want you to taste this curry.
23:16That's right.
23:17It's so good.