MISS OR MISSES Trailer

MISS OR MISSES Trailer - official movie trailer HD

Transcript

00:00Pool, I don't cook. You didn't ask, but I'm nil domestic.

00:07Getting married? What do you think it will be?

00:14Am I going to be stuck washing men's boxes now?

00:17For boxers, for worse.

00:19Her name's Alicia. She is pretty trendy, but what's under the hood?

00:25Limited edition. Only £2,000.

00:29Breakfast.

00:30It's concrete.

00:35Zero stars.

00:37A single Spanish lady in a big lonely house like this.

00:40You know what that translates to? A crusty crotch full of cobwebs.

00:43Ready to devour any man.

00:45And you think your pool's going to be enough?

00:47Even a snack.

00:59Your mother is dying to meet you. When can we go and see her?

01:03December.

01:04We march.

01:05Am I not worth £2,000?

01:07You wouldn't blink twice if it was your mum.

01:12Mum's got nips.

01:14She won't join.

01:16I've been keeping tabs since we met.

01:20Maria's Place.

01:21Beyond the veil.

01:22Maria's Place.

01:23Beyond the veil.

01:24Maria's Place.

01:25Beyond the veil.

01:26Maria's Place.

01:27Miss or Mrs. Coming soon.