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03:00Citizen! What position do you play? What team do you belong to?
03:04T-team? I-I'm not part of any...
03:06OUCH!
03:08What is your problem?
03:10The strangers possess the forbidden taffy food.
03:13Rébuté!
03:17Rinko, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
03:19Let it rain, you'll get those stylish headbands.
03:22No. RUN!
03:25I don't get it. Nobody recognizes us.
03:30Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
03:32You losers! This is your team captain here.
03:36I've just gotten word from my swift police
03:38that two even bigger losers were seen eating taffy junk food.
03:43You better find those rule breakers,
03:46or else you'll all be stuck warming the bench.
03:48No gym class for you!
03:52Rule breakers? I think he means us.
03:55By delaying eyesore display,
03:56it would appear we have altered history more than expected.
03:59In other words, oops!
04:00I knew this was a bad idea.
04:02If we're going to live in a world ruled by a sports mania,
04:06we had better get in shape!
04:08No way! We've got to go back in time and change everything, again!
04:12Oh, thanks to Cynthia!
04:15I'm already exhausted.
04:18The co-getter! It's gone!
04:23They're around here somewhere.
04:25I can smell losers a mile away!
04:28Oh, Tommy of Earth, let us devour the last of our taffy
04:31before we are captured by the evil alternate reality
04:33sports-loving beings of our own making!
04:35Psst! Psst!
04:36If you truly love taffy, then follow me.
04:45When I seen the forbidden food,
04:47I knew ye be one of us.
04:49I be the leader, and the taffy underground.
04:51A small group of rebels
04:53working to overthrow Team Captain Clinton.
04:56Right, boys?
04:58Vive la résistance!
05:00There's only two of you.
05:01Which part of we be small weren't you understanding there, laddie boy?
05:05Team Captain Clinton cares for nothing but sports!
05:09Curses world tonight!
05:11We've got everything that doesn't make you a better athlete!
05:13Sugary snacks! Video games!
05:16Couches! Cars!
05:17Taffy!
05:19That's why they must have taken the go-getter!
05:21It'll all be kept under lock and key
05:22in a spooky old place on the edge of town.
05:26And we'll be guarded by monsters!
05:39Look! There's the go-getter!
05:41Oh, hideous monsters!
05:43We've got another ship and a forbidden junk food to be destroyed!
05:47Oh!
05:53Well, it's good to see that everything's changed.
05:56How will we get the go-getter if our former friends do not recognize us?
05:59How hard can it be to trick them?
06:01We know all their weaknesses.
06:05Leave them and return to your posts.
06:07Don't make me get up.
06:09A quick call to the sports police
06:11and off you two minkumpoops go.
06:14Might one of you nudge me the phone?
06:20Oh! I smell taffy!
06:22Gumpers, don't tell me you don't know who we are either.
06:24Hey! How do you mysterious strangers know my name?
06:27Stop fraternizing with the minkumpoops.
06:30The sports police shall be here just as soon as I push those horribly heavy buttons.
06:36There. I've pushed two.
06:38Now I must rest and mustn't overexert...
06:41Gumpers, I do have taffy.
06:44But you'll have to untie me so I can get it out of my pocket.
06:48Oh! Oh! Oh! OK!
06:51You're not going to run away once I untie you, are you?
06:55We won't. I promise.
06:59Run!
07:06Dingo, why don't you run?
07:08Because you promised we would not.
07:11Foul!
07:13You two losers have been found guilty of unsportsmanlike conduct.
07:17I sentence you to 20 years on the stage of the...
07:21Down with Team Captain Clinton!
07:24Vive la resistance!
07:26All hail Team Captain Clinton.
07:29C'est la vie.
07:30Clinton, I demand a trial by sports.
07:36I got better things to do than play a loser like you.
07:39Why? Are you afraid?
07:41Looks like you're the real loser.
07:44Call Team Captain Clinton Fillmore Jefferson XIII.
07:48A loser, you loser!
07:50Prove it. Play me and Dingo in a game of volleyball.
07:53If we win, we go free.
07:55If we lose, we'll do push-ups for the rest of our lives.
07:58You're on, loser.
08:01And I command all you other losers to be there too.
08:05I want everyone to watch me kick butt.
08:09But first you have to untie us so we can practice.
08:12Go ahead. Untie them there.
08:14All that practice in the world won't help.
08:16Even though you have proven to be most excellent
08:18at catching a ball with your face, I fear that we shall lose.
08:20Don't worry. Now that they've untied us, I've got a plan.
08:26Introducing the home team.
08:28Your beloved Team Captain, me.
08:30And your beloved Team Captain's teammate.
08:33Yeah!
08:35And here's the losers.
08:40I said, here's the losers!
08:47Where are they? Which one of you losers
08:49was supposed to be watching them while they practiced?
08:59Now all we have to do is make sure Lysol's spray wash
09:02is as short as it's supposed to.
09:11The statue's okay. We better check out the rest of the town.
09:15Taffy! Get your taffy! Come get your totally legal
09:18and not forbidden taffy!
09:21It's a wonderful life.
09:23It's so nice to have everything back to...
09:25Ah! Hey!
09:27Granville? See you in gym class, loser!
09:32Ah!
09:37I shall prepare to go get it, hubby-others.
09:39It seems this reality is wrong as well.
09:42It's close enough.
09:44To be continued...
10:15Look out! It's on the lighthouse!
10:21I hate spiders!
10:23Stop! Stop! It's just a spider.
10:27But spiders are scary.
10:30You know, some people actually like spiders.
10:32And they think it's bad luck to kill bugs.
10:34Like this cricket.
10:36That is lucky for the cricket.
10:38Hey, let's forget about this spider
10:40and go to Captain Spangly's for some taffy.
10:42Sound good?
10:43It sounds better than good.
10:45It sounds good for him.
10:46But it's not.
10:47Invite the spider.
10:51Why would people think some bugs are lucky
10:53while other bugs are not?
10:55I don't know.
10:56People have all kinds of strange superstitions.
10:58Like walking under a ladder is supposed to be bad luck.
11:02Ladder attack! Ladder attack!
11:07I see what you mean, Taffy-lovers.
11:12Dinko, watch it!
11:13You almost stepped on a crack.
11:15Oh, do not worry, Tommy-overs.
11:16It is much too small for me to fall into.
11:18It's another superstition.
11:20If you step on a crack, bad things happen.
11:23There are so many earth superstitions.
11:25How does one keep track?
11:26Yeah, there are a lot.
11:28That's why I carry a lucky rabbit's foot to protect me.
11:31It appears to not have been very lucky for the rabbit.
11:34No, I guess not.
11:35You can have it if you want, Dinko.
11:37It'll bring you some good luck.
11:39We of Conforma are a little too sophisticated
11:41to attribute magical properties
11:43to an inanimate object, Tommy-overs.
11:48Merely a coincidence?
11:55I'm sure rabbit will abide
11:57if I use its foot for a little bit.
12:01Sound the trumpets and hoist the jibs!
12:03Let the ladders and sidewalks and tracks of earth beware!
12:06For now, my luck is more gooter than ever!
12:10I give thee...
12:12Lucky Box.
12:13That's crazy, Dinko.
12:15No one's ever heard of a Lucky Box.
12:17Perhaps if the rabbit were wearing a Lucky Box,
12:19his foot would not be in your pocket right now.
12:21Hey, Tom!
12:22Dinko and I are gonna go down to the pier
12:24so everybody can point at us and laugh.
12:25You wanna come?
12:26Yeah, I'll pass on that.
12:28You guys go ahead and embarrass yourselves without me.
12:30Come, Gumpers, let us go out into the world and...
12:36Do not worry, Tommy-overs.
12:37My Lucky Box protected me from harm.
12:44I cannot say the same for Gumpers and Lucky Ladder.
12:48Crack! Crack!
12:49Crack! Crack!
12:50Crack!
12:51Crack!
12:53Hey, Norwegian boy,
12:54I do not know if you're unlucky or lucky.
12:56It depends if you're Norwegian.
12:58Only one way to find out.
13:00Look out for the soccer ball!
13:02What soccer?
13:04Norwegian boys, definitely unlucky.
13:13Crack! Crack!
13:14Crack! Crack!
13:15Crack! Crack!
13:16Crack! Crack!
13:17Crack! Crack!
13:18Crack! Crack!
13:19Crack! Crack!
13:23Gumpers, it is urgent!
13:24You must return with Tommy-overs at once!
13:26I have foot today! Crack!
13:30Urgent! Got it!
13:31I'll be right back with old Tom!
13:39Oh, that's rich!
13:42Hey, Gumpers, do you know where Dinko is?
13:44Not a clue, Tom. Not a clue.
13:47I better go look for him.
13:49Dinko?
13:54Dinko! Dinko!
13:55I found Tommy!
13:56It's still urgent, right?
13:59Oh, Tommy-overs!
14:00It is more terrible than awful!
14:02It is more awful than terrible!
14:03It is more awful than terrible!
14:05It is! It is!
14:07Yeah, yeah, I get it.
14:08What's wrong?
14:09Cast your eyes downward if you dare,
14:11and gaze upon...
14:13the crack of doom!
14:18And?
14:19And?
14:20And?
14:21And?
14:22If I miss my foot, something terrible will happen!
14:24Dinko, that's just a superstition.
14:27Nothing bad is really going to happen.
14:29Watch!
14:30See?
14:34It's just a coincidence!
14:43If you step off the crack,
14:45I'll give you the lucky rabbit's foot!
14:51I cannot!
14:52I must not let the terrible thing that will...
14:58Oh, look!
14:59Oh, look!
15:00Oh, look!
15:07Tommy, you're back!
15:08Tommy, you're back!
15:09Are you trying to trick me off the crack?
15:11Are you trying to trick me off the crack?
15:12Dinko, you can't spend the rest of your life on that crack!
15:15I can!
15:16I can! I must!
15:17I can! I must!
15:18I will!
15:19I will!
15:20I hate to think of Dinko staying out here all night by himself,
15:23but I'm not getting anywhere with him.
15:25Oh, you just run along to bed, Tiki-Tiki-Tom-Tom,
15:28and let Gumpers take care of everything.
15:38Why is all our furniture here?
15:40You said you hated to think of Dinko out here all by himself.
15:43Well, now he's not!
15:44But, I mean, what I meant was...
15:47You should be careful what you ask for, Tom.
15:49At least when I'm around!
15:52Is it not wonderful, now living outside, Tommy-Others?
15:55I shall not have to worry about lifting my foot from the crack,
15:57and we can all live together happily in the middle of the sidewalk.
16:02Oh, I see the Earth Boy has found us already.
16:04We shall have to move again.
16:06Please allow me to give you a tour of your new home, Tommy-Others.
16:09Here is the living room,
16:11there is your bedroom,
16:13and there is the gutter.
16:16I am not living in the middle of the street,
16:18and neither are you!
16:19Oh, but just look at the view!
16:21You're coming home!
16:22Terrible thing! Get off that rack!
16:23I am not living in the middle of the street!
16:28Look, I gotta go to school, okay?
16:30Please put everything back in the lighthouse!
16:33But Tommy-Others, this is the lighthouse,
16:35just without the house!
16:43Oh, is it not wonderful, Tommy-Others?
16:48Please, I shall never have to lift my foot from the crack again,
16:51and we can resume living our normal lives.
16:54Well, I don't think our lives were ever normal,
16:57but I'm glad you're not stuck on the street anymore.
17:00And the best part is,
17:02it is so easy to maneuver!
17:08So easy to maneuver!
17:11So easy to maneuver!
17:15Please, Tommy-Others, allow me to open it for you.
17:20Yeah, thanks, Dinko.
17:21That really hit the spot.
17:23Your turn!
17:24Hey, watch it!
17:27Dinko, look out!
17:34Whatever bad thing might happen
17:36can't be any worse than what you're already doing!
17:39Please, just get off the crack already!
17:42I am sorry, Tommy-Others, I can not.
17:45Yeah, well, fine.
17:46If you want to spend the rest of your life
17:48with your foot on that crack, go ahead and do it.
17:51Really, Tommy-Others? Really?
17:53Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
17:54My pathetic existence stuck on this misty,
17:56gotten chunk of sidewalk seems a little less miserable
17:59now that I know that you are happy for me.
18:02Oh, yeah, do what you want.
18:04In fact, I was just gonna go to...
18:06Get off the crack!
18:10Help me!
18:16Thank you, Tommy-Others, you...
18:20Help me!
18:22I'll be done hanging banners for the rest of my life.
18:30There's no longer any foot for me to crack!
18:32Dinko, Dinko, calm down!
18:34Nothing bad is gonna happen!
18:37Look, see? Nothing bad happened!
18:44You do realize this is all your fault?
18:50I dare say the lighthouse is gooter than new, Tommy-Others!
18:54Yeah, it looks all right.
18:56So can we take the lucky box off now?
18:58Not a chance, Tommy-Others, not a chance.
19:06Subtitling and translation by Quentin Dewaghe Traduction version by Quentin Dewaghe

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