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00:00Siniguelas, but sometimes it's...
00:06Sometimes he's a traitor.
00:08He's a traitor. Very hard to plush.
00:11Once you plush, he comes.
00:16From solid to liquid.
00:18From solid to liquid.
00:20And you know, it leaves a very gaseous effect.
00:24But we really are very happy that you are here.
00:28Your voice is very powerful.
00:30Therapeutic.
00:31Therapeutic.
00:32Yeah, therapeutic.
00:34It's like, you know, it's like...
00:35In the mud.
00:36You're in the mud.
00:37Therapeutic in the mud.
00:38No, that's putic.
00:40That's therapeutic.
00:42Okay.
00:51You're Aquaman.
00:53And this is Antman.
00:55This is Gagaboy.
00:57And this one.
00:59Who's that?
01:02Remember him?
01:03No.
01:04Spider-Man?
01:05E.T.
01:11E.T. phone home.
01:13I'm Drew Barrymore.
01:17Drew Barrymore is still small.
01:19You should be Drew Barrymore.
01:22But seriously, where are you from?
01:26I'm from the States.
01:28From the States.
01:29Where exactly in the States are you from?
01:31Well, technically, Hawaii.
01:32Okay.
01:33So it's...
01:34Oh, my God, you weren't able to vote
01:36because you're here in the Philippines.
01:37Yeah.
01:38Well, no, I mean...
01:39Is there a way for you to be able to vote?
01:41I don't know, but I just hope that, you know,
01:43my fellow countrymen would vote for the right candidate
01:46who would be able to, you know,
01:49have a great and positive relationship with the Philippines.
01:53Yeah.
01:54That's the most important.
01:55Question.
01:56How about in the sea?
01:57Do you have a voting or election?
02:00You know what?
02:01The less we say about what's happening under the sea,
02:03the better.
02:04It's a mess.
02:06You know what they say?
02:07Even if you don't go to the sea,
02:08if you speak English, you'll look pale.
02:10You'll look pale if you speak English.
02:12Because it's hard to speak English.
02:15If you speak new words,
02:16you'll look pale.
02:18You'll look like you're breathing.
02:20You'll look tired.
02:21What is the best?
02:23Right candidate or left candidate?
02:26If you're only comparing two things,
02:28you don't use best, you use better.
02:30Oh.
02:34But best is better.
02:38It's good, better, best.
02:40Yeah.
02:41How are you enjoying the Philippines so far?
02:43How long have you been here?
02:44Since when did you get here?
02:46How did you get here?
02:47Thank you so much for coming here.
02:49See you again next time.
02:51Last time I was here,
02:52I was promoting the first Aquaman movie.
02:54I didn't have enough time to enjoy the country
02:57because as soon as I got out of the plane,
02:59I went to the press conference,
03:00and then I went to Moa.
03:02Yes, because that's yours.
03:03Jason Momoa.
03:04Yeah, exactly.
03:06Where's my money for that?
03:08Where's my money for that?
03:09You will collect soon.
03:10I hope so.
03:11That's your joke. I'm sorry.
03:13No, it's fine.
03:14You're the expert.
03:16Can you dribble this guy?
03:22I don't want to.
03:24He's very nice.
03:25He's very kind.
03:26Yeah.
03:27Come here, come here.
03:28Come here, come here.
03:30Oh.
03:31You're good.
03:32You know, your role is like that.
03:33It's just the opening.
03:34Ever since.
03:35All the guests have a role like that.
03:38Yes, tell us your story.
03:39Well, it all started when I was in a modeling career
03:42in Baywatch and Hawaii.
03:45Oh, Baywatch.
03:47And then I got a role in Space,
03:49and then I started doing bad boy roles.
03:52Yeah.
03:53Yeah, I used to audition for Baywatch.
03:56Really?
03:57Yeah, but I didn't get the role.
03:59Why?
04:00Why?
04:01They want to put me in another show.
04:03What show?
04:04What show?
04:05Gaywatch.
04:07You might like that show.
04:09I might like it.
04:10That would have been the more successful show.
04:12I know.
04:16Why do you do that?
04:17It's like, for example, you understand.
04:19Is it like that?
04:20But the truth is, it's really hard for you to speak English.
04:22You laugh a lot.
04:24Yeah, but are you familiar with some Filipino words?
04:27Like only the nice ones.
04:30Yeah, definitely the nice ones that they told me.
04:33They said,
04:35Oh, yeah.
04:37Adobo.
04:38Adobo, yeah.
04:39Yeah, adobo.
04:40Yeah, adobo.
04:41How about
04:44I don't think I heard.
04:45What is it?
04:46Dinintang.
04:47Yeah, igado.
04:48Igado.
04:49Yeah, that's one of the most famous dishes in the Philippines.
04:52Igado.
04:53Igadjo.
04:54No, it's not joe.
04:55No, not joe.
04:56It's doe.
04:57Like a deer, a female deer,
04:59followed by ray, a drop of golden sun.
05:01And me, I mean, I call myself
05:04Fa, a long, long way to run.
05:07So, a little pulling thread.
05:11La, I'm not gonna follow.
05:13So, si, a little flat of bread.
05:17That could bring us back to
05:19Do, do, do, do, do.
05:23Again, this is why she's a Khaleesi.
05:25Apetit, apetit.
05:26This is why he's a Khaleesi.
05:27Yeah.
05:28Can you say
05:29Mahal kita.
05:30Mahal kita.
05:31Mahal din kita.
05:32You want me to say it to you?
05:35Like, who?
05:36Like, who do I say it to?
05:38To him.
05:39To him.
05:40To him?
05:41Yeah, yeah.
05:42He's speaking on you.
05:43Mahal kita.
05:44Oh, my God.
05:45I'm shaking.
05:46Mahal din kita.
05:47Adrian is shaking.
05:48Pag sinabi, salagay siya,
05:50Mahal kita.
05:52Parang may mangyayari sayo.
05:56Nuluha ka.
05:57Nuluha ka.
05:58Parang tatlong araw ka,
05:59hindi makakalakan
06:00pag sinabi sayo.
06:01Tsaka may iya ka nun.
06:03Kasi parang bububukin ka.
06:05Pag sinabi niya sayo,
06:06Mahal kita.
06:08Diyos ko.
06:09Tutulungan lang tingnan yung luha mo.
06:11Grabe sayo nun.
06:12Oo.
06:14Oo.
06:16Alaliming.
06:17He's a gentle giant.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Always a gentleman,
06:21especially on sets.
06:22Yeah.
06:23See?
06:24On the set.
06:25Mag set ka na rin.
06:27Come on, what is it?
06:28Can you read that?
06:29The one written on that white paper?
06:32I'm 45 years old.
06:33My eyesight is not good right now
06:35so I can't read anything.
06:37Turn over
06:40to
06:43Hatol ng Madla.
06:45Alright.
06:47You know what Hatol?
06:48What is that?
06:49That's the one you light
06:51so that the mosquito won't get it.
06:53Katol yun.
06:54Katol yun.
06:55Katol.
06:56Wow.
06:57Kala mo perfect sa English
06:58kung makairap ko sa akin.
07:00Yeah, Hatol.
07:01Judgment.
07:02Yes.
07:03Judgment, okay.
07:04So,
07:05yeah.
07:06Ito na, alamin na natin kung ano ang say
07:08ng Madla
07:09kay contestant number one
07:10munakin na Ryan
07:11at Aisle.
07:13Thank you, Ebong.
07:14Dati tanungin natin ano kaya Hatol
07:16ng madalang people.
07:17Madalang people,
07:19kaloka or kalokalike.
07:24Maraming kalokalike.
07:26Puro kalokalike.
07:27Perfect.
07:28Kalokalike.
07:29Ayan, dito tayo.
07:30Dito tayo.
07:31Dito tayo.
07:32Ati, ati.
07:33Hello, anong pangalan nyo po?
07:34Anong pangalan mo, ati?
07:35Hello, madalang people.
07:36I am Cheryl Linares
07:37by Victoria from Taguig.
07:42Ganda ng energy niya, ati.
07:43Yes, ganda ng energy niya.
07:44Ati, ati.
07:45Kalokalike.
07:46Opo.
07:47Pwede din po siya maging
07:48Kobe Paras, diba po?
07:49Kobe Paras.
07:50Matangkat kasi.
07:51Matangkat.
07:52Who's that?
07:53Oh, basketball player.
07:55Is he good?
07:56Yes.
07:57Good.
07:58Good.
07:59Does he know how to ride motorcycles?
08:00Kalokalike.
08:01Your kalokalike.
08:02Yes.
08:06Pero, ati, napanood mo yung Aquaman.
08:08Kailangan mo naman si...
08:09Ayan, hindi nilaintindihan.
08:10Kailangan English.
08:11Nakakaria.
08:12You have to talk in English
08:13for our friend here.
08:15You can do it.
08:16Ati, you know Aquaman?
08:17Yes.
08:18Did you watch the Aquaman?
08:19Opo, opo.
08:20What part?
08:22English ka rin.
08:23Dapat English.
08:26Practice, practice.
08:27Sige, ati.
08:29Ano, yung...
08:30English, ati.
08:31English, English.
08:32Ati, ipakita mo sa kanila
08:34na ang mga Pilipino
08:35mahusay makipag-usap
08:36sa kahit anong lahi.
08:37Come on, show them.
08:39Yung...
08:40The...
08:41The...
08:42Cross?
08:43It's...
08:44It's...
08:45It's okay.
08:46It's okay.
08:47It's okay.
08:48It's okay.
08:49The...
08:50The cross, right?
08:51The...
08:52Santa Claus?
08:53No.
08:54The cross...
08:55You...
08:56She...
08:57He...
08:58He...
08:59Christ?
09:03Did you watch Aquaman?
09:05Yes, ati.
09:06Yes, yes, po.
09:07Bit.
09:08Bit.
09:09Ati, pero pag cheese misin
09:10madali niyang matatansin.
09:12Pag cheese misin
09:13madali niyang matatansin.
09:16Yeah, go, go, ati.
09:17Go.
09:18What can you say about Aquaman?
09:20Yes.
09:22Good.
09:26Handsome and...
09:28Good lang alam niyo, ati.
09:29Good actor.
09:30Napupusoy kasi ito, eh.
09:31Kaya alam niyo yung
09:32good better best, eh.
09:33Napupusoy.
09:35Ati,
09:36do you have any
09:37kalokalite?
09:39Ma'am Gladys!
09:40Pwede?
09:41Ako nung bata po,
09:42ako na eh,
09:43Ms. Gladys daw, po.
09:44Oo, po.
09:45Yun sa Mara Clara po.
09:47Ms. Gladys!
09:49Si Ate.
09:50Si Ate.
09:52Gladys.
09:53Yes.
09:54Nung bigla nawala English,
09:55bigla...
09:56Masaya ka na.
09:57Masaya ka na.
09:58Wil na buhay si Ate.
09:59Oo.
10:00Thank you, Ate.
10:01Thank you, po, madami.
10:02Thank you, thank you.
10:03Back to you, guys.
10:05Salamat, guys.
10:06At paking ka na natin na komento
10:07ni Jurado Gladys Reyes.
10:09What's up,
10:10madlang people?
10:14Hello muna sa aki,
10:15mga kabaren at pinsan.
10:16Ate Joy,
10:17sagmit.
10:18Ate Jenny,
10:19sagmit.
10:20Thank you sa Pachicharon,
10:21syempre.
10:22At syempre po,
10:23and the breadwinner is
10:24malapit na malapit na.
10:25Hello, Blake.
10:26Well, you know what?
10:27I appreciate your research
10:28about Jason Momoa
10:29from his total looks,
10:31from your hair,
10:33of course,
10:34signature hair, no?
10:35And then,
10:36up to Jason Momoa's beard.
10:38And the total look,
10:39I like it.
10:40So, well,
10:41I just wanna say,
10:42Blake, no,
10:43that for me,
10:44you are a dead ringer
10:46for Jason Momoa.
10:47Or,
10:48in short,
10:50in short,
10:51panakaw.
10:52Panakaw.
10:53What is panakaw?
10:54What's panakaw?
10:55Panalong Kawangis.
10:57Congratulations.
11:00Gladys,
11:01she really liked
11:02Jason Momoa's beard.
11:03Really?
11:04Yes, of course.
11:05Just like my husband's beard.
11:07Yes.
11:09Have you seen Chris so far?
11:10Of course,
11:11he has this beard also.
11:12Like,
11:13I'm pretty sure
11:14your husband's beard
11:15is a lot better than mine.
11:16Oh,
11:17I'm pretty,
11:18just pretty.
11:23Prissy,
11:24she's laughing.
11:25Yes, sis?
11:27He's asking
11:28your husband.
11:29Oh, yeah.
11:30He wants to know
11:31if your husband's beard
11:32is longer than his beard.
11:35It's a tie.
11:37A tie.
11:38Yeah,
11:39because
11:40Christopher
11:41doesn't really trim his beard now.
11:42Oh,
11:43that's why
11:44his beard
11:45is longer.
11:46Oh,
11:47that's why
11:48I sometimes
11:49ask Christopher
11:50to trim his beard.
11:51But I think,
11:52you know,
11:53you have a nice beard.
11:54I like it.
11:55Very Jason Momoa.
11:56Yes.
11:57That's enough.
11:58Congratulations.
11:59Thank you so much,
12:00Gladys Ruiz.
12:01Please give
12:02your hat
12:03to Blake Sarasedo,
12:04the Jason Momoa
12:05who is
12:06facing
12:07contestant number 2.
12:08Please come in.
12:12Let's go.
12:39Do you have a belt?
12:41How much is that?
12:43Okay.
12:44Deal.
12:45What's up,
12:46badlang people?
12:47What's up,
12:48mga kageng-keng?
12:49By the way,
12:50this is Jay Cagat,
12:51the boss
12:52of
12:53Bacoor,
12:54Cavite.
13:11Hey!
13:12Hey!
13:13Hey!
13:14Hey!
13:15Hey!
13:16Hey!
13:17Hey!
13:18Hey!
13:19Hey!
13:20Hey!
13:21Hey!
13:22Hey!
13:23Hey!
13:24Hey!
13:25Hey!
13:26Hey!
13:27Hey!
13:28Hey!
13:29Hey!
13:30Hey!
13:31Hey!
13:32Hey!
13:33Hey!
13:34Hey!
13:35Hey!
13:36Hey!
13:37Hey!
13:38Hey!
13:39Hey!
13:41Thank you,
13:42Adair.
13:44Boss Toyo,
13:45who's better?
13:46Boss Toyo is better.
13:47Boss Toyo is better.
13:53G앵 g dah Let's go,
13:58Hey,
13:59let's do this well.
14:00What's up,
14:01goodman Hvitay?
14:02Hey!
14:03What's up,
14:04what's up?
14:05Hey!
14:06What's up?
14:07What's up?
14:08What's up?
14:09How are you, Bostoyo?
14:11We've been busy lately
14:13because we came from Bicol
14:15because of
14:17help
14:19we gave a little help to Bicol
14:21Why did you only give a little help?
14:23Because you have a lot of money
14:25We only gave a little
14:27because we have other influencers
14:29We saw that
14:31He gave a lot of money
14:33Bostoyo, if we sell this to you
14:35and Vice Ganda has a signature
14:37How much do you think he'll price it?
14:39How much is that, Meme?
14:41I'm asking you to price it
14:43Maybe for me
14:45because I'm here at Showtime
14:47and we saw
14:49that you're wearing that
14:51Maybe
14:53150
14:55What if I include this?
14:57Just the head
14:59150?
15:01The value is different
15:03Just the head
15:05Or just the hair
15:07Or the head and the hair
15:09Including the head
15:11If the head is included
15:13maybe half a million
15:15Half a million including the head?
15:17Because he even bought a sticker
15:21Bostoyo or Batoyo?
15:23Because we have Toyo
15:25when we were young
15:27Of course, for me
15:29It's not
15:31like we came from nowhere
15:33We came from nowhere
15:35I went to Bisho
15:37Is your mic smelly, Bostoyo?
15:39No
15:41Then we went to Bisho
15:43until it changed
15:45One time, maybe 3 hours
15:47I stopped myself, Meme
15:49Kuya Bong
15:51Then suddenly, boom, I needed to get up
15:53Because no one else will help me
15:55except myself
15:57So until now
15:59Of course, we came from nowhere
16:01Until now, we had a bit
16:03We also gave a bit of help
16:05to our fellow
16:07who need it
16:09especially for the recent typhoons
16:11in Bicol and Batangas
16:13So now, it's a bit busy
16:15Good job, Bostoyo
16:17He's humble
16:19We gave a bit of help
16:21He's humble
16:23But he's wearing all of Alaskan
16:25But he's humble
16:27He's low-key
16:29Now, it's a bit busy, Meme
16:31You've said it again and again
16:33We're the one who's not doing anything
16:35You're the only one who's busy
16:37Meme, we're sorry that we left you alone
16:39You're the one who's doing a lot
16:41Good for you
16:43I hope you'll join us
16:45He said it so many times
16:47Didn't you understand?
16:49He's a busy person
16:51He's asking a lot of questions
16:53Because you're busy, you didn't buy a jewelry box
16:55Meme, I want to invite you
16:57We're busy too
16:59You're the only one who's doing a lot
17:01You're the one who's doing a lot
17:03We're in Binyag
17:05of Toyo Lit
17:07I gave a new baby
17:09to the Lord
17:11How did you know that the Lord gave it to you?
17:13Of course
17:15Because I don't want to be a horror
17:19You have a new baby
17:21How old is he?
17:23Darin really wants to have a baby here in Binyag
17:25He really wants to have a baby here
17:27You're going to have a baby
17:29You should talk to Toyo
17:31It's been 2 months
17:33By December, I'm going to have a baby here in Binyag
17:37I'm going to have an opening
17:39of my museum
17:41That's why you're not going to continue
17:43because you're busy
17:45No, Meme, I just started Binyag
17:47Binyag is more important
17:49By January, I'm going to open my museum
17:51What's inside your museum?
17:53Why are you so busy?
17:55Actually, Meme,
17:57one of the things displayed
17:59in my museum
18:01is your lipstick
18:03Do you know?
18:05It's a question in Star Cinema
18:07who sold the lipstick
18:09The lipstick that was used in my movie
18:11was beautiful
18:13So I asked you, how did it get sold there?
18:15Who sold it?
18:19What was the most expensive thing you bought?
18:21Actually,
18:23the 3 most expensive things
18:25were Kiko's polo
18:27Francis M's
18:29and Glock 9's
18:31What's more expensive?
18:33Kiko's polo or Francis M's polo?
18:41You're so busy
18:43You doubled Kiko
18:45Chito
18:47Chito
18:49The most controversial thing
18:51was Francis M's
18:53blue jersey
18:55Where did he wear it?
18:57No, we just saw
18:59it when
19:03Abigail saw it
19:05Oh, that's what they saw
19:07No
19:09Boss Toyo wants to make sure
19:11That's what he wore
19:13He wanted to share it with you
19:15but he's busy
19:17That's what Francis M wore
19:19when Abigail saw it
19:21Yes, the blue one
19:25How much was it?
19:27It was sold
19:29for 1M
19:31but I bought it for 500
19:33Oh, the one he wore
19:37Yes, we saw it
19:39when it went viral
19:43Right? Admit it
19:45I bought it for 600
19:49I also bought one
19:51What did you buy?
19:55It came from here
19:57The electric guitar
19:59of Showtime
20:01That was the first time
20:03I bought it
20:05and it was given to the audience
20:07Actually, the electric guitar
20:09of Showtime is broken
20:11and burnt
20:13Who is it?
20:19That was when
20:21he brought it to me