The Boulet Brothers' Dragula- Season 6 - Episode 5
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00:00Previously on DRAGULA
00:08I feel like I don't belong. I feel like I'm not ready to be in the competition.
00:12Majesty has a tendency of making everything about her.
00:15I feel like auntie comes for people when she sees a weakness.
00:18You must break up into three groups of three,
00:21and perform together as a terrifying trio,
00:24while lip syncing to our new song, The Ghost Train.
00:28There can only be one chief conductor on tonight's Train to Nowhere,
00:32and that ghostly great is...
00:35Aurora Gosmic.
00:37Hey, hey, hey.
00:39Phoebe the Force and Grey Matter.
00:42You will both face this week's extermination.
00:44You will leave the stage and immediately be taken to our newest invention,
00:48our Tesla coil of turmoil.
00:51To be honest, I'll be pissed if you go home.
00:53If I could volunteer, I would.
00:55Ah!
01:26Welcome to our dark theater, uglies,
01:30where the sinister spotlight shines on terror,
01:33and the stars don't always make it to the final battle.
01:38Our competitors will need more than just stage presence to survive tonight's challenge.
01:43It's Broadway with a body count.
01:46Yes, they'll sing, they'll dance,
01:48and some might just drop dead from the pressure.
01:51Wouldn't that be fantastic?
01:54Break a leg?
01:56More like break a neck.
01:58The show must go on, but not everyone will make it to the final act.
02:02It's a deadly game of musical chairs,
02:04and someone's going to be left standing alone in the dark.
02:08So sit back, dear viewers, and enjoy the show.
02:11Tonight's entertainment promises to be killer,
02:14and the show will leave you screaming for an encore,
02:17if you survive.
02:19Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
02:27Drag.
02:29Velvet.
02:31Horror.
02:33Glamour.
02:35Dragula.
02:37She's a killer.
02:39Queen Dragula.
02:42She'll make you scream.
02:45Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula.
02:49The winner of the Blade Brothers Dragula will receive a cash prize of $100,000,
02:54courtesy of us,
02:56and the crown and title of Dragula,
02:58the world's next drag super monster.
03:02Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula.
03:16Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula.
03:20Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula.
03:25Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula.
03:30Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula.
03:35Hello.
03:37Back at the coffin table.
03:39Yeah, why are we here?
03:41I know, what's going on?
03:42I'm a little frightened.
03:43I'm really confused as to why me and Pi walked into the lab first.
03:47I'm glad because that's my bitch, but where is everybody?
03:51I don't know why Asia and I are walking into the lab alone,
03:55but I'm going to take the opportunity for what I can
03:58and catch up on our alliance,
04:00because alone time in the mansion fucking doesn't exist.
04:04We haven't really had an opportunity to do anything with it yet.
04:06What are the terms?
04:08I don't know.
04:09I definitely want to see me and you there towards the end for sure,
04:13and I think we just have to use each other's strengths to get there.
04:16So far, it's just been for the namesake of having an alliance,
04:19but we're going to make some big moves real soon.
04:22Do you think you'd want other people in on this?
04:25Did you have anybody in mind?
04:27I mean, Auntie is always high competition.
04:31I go back and forth with her, though.
04:32She's been kind of in her head a lot lately.
04:34I don't know if she's going to be down to play the game.
04:37Maybe it'd be better to just keep it tight between us,
04:39and maybe even let her get herself out.
04:41My number one target is Auntie.
04:43That bitch is a threat look-wise and performance-wise,
04:46so I want to get that bitch out.
04:49Oh, my God, I'm on the guest list!
04:52Hi.
04:53Uh, what the fuck's going on here?
04:55Is this it? We're the top?
04:57Okay, I'm good with this.
04:59Do you think it's going to be like a double elimination?
05:01I don't know, but I'm stressed already.
05:03Now I'm scared.
05:05I'm not scared, but now I kind of am, I think.
05:07Like, why would you say that?
05:09Oh, my God!
05:11Why? What's going on?
05:13We have no fucking clue.
05:14Um, I have no idea why we're coming in here.
05:17I mean, who knows what's going to happen?
05:19It's Dracula.
05:21How many other people are left still for sure?
05:24That's going to be Majesty,
05:25and then whoever made it through the extermination.
05:28I'm getting scared.
05:29What if they both come back?
05:31No.
05:32Wait, who do you think is coming back?
05:34Welly, welly, welly, well, motherfuckers!
05:37I'm back!
05:40So, Phoebe's back, and Grey's not.
05:44Interesting.
05:45I don't know.
05:46I would have personally picked Grey over Phoebe,
05:48but that's just me.
05:49Recap the votes.
05:50There is no fucking way that Grey Matter went home over Phoebe.
05:55That does not make sense to me at all.
05:57We all came in in pairs.
05:59You're the only one to come in by yourself.
06:01Oh.
06:02Well, I don't know.
06:04Who are we missing?
06:05Now I'm really confused.
06:06Majesty, I guess, now.
06:08Yeah.
06:09Interesting.
06:10But how was it?
06:11How was the electrocution?
06:12Oh my gosh, bitch.
06:13Is that shocking?
06:14I'm so happy to have done that extermination.
06:17There's all these fucking lasers.
06:19Oh my god!
06:21What the fuck are you doing here?
06:23Wait a goddamn minute.
06:24What is Grey doing here?
06:26How dare Grey show up and take this moment from me?
06:29What the fuck is going on?
06:31Why is Bebe still here?
06:33The Boulez spared both of them.
06:36It's too early for all that double safe shit.
06:39So pairs and solos and where the fuck is Majesty?
06:42I thought you were dead, bitch.
06:43I thought you were fucking dead, too.
06:45I was just writing your obituary.
06:47I'm getting really confused because the two people that were up for extermination
06:51walked back through the door, and I have no idea where Majesty is right now.
06:55They were, like, tasering us, like, on our sides and on our legs.
06:59What's that?
07:00I don't understand what's going on.
07:02What the fuck is this note? What the fuck is this?
07:05I'm just really fucking confused.
07:07What the fuck is this?
07:08What the hell is going on?
07:10It's from Majesty.
07:12Oh my god.
07:14It says, I came here to fight my anxiety, not any of you.
07:17I wanted to push myself while helping all of you at the same time.
07:21However, I came into this competition in a very fragile state,
07:25and I want to be trusted, but how could I be while I'm still learning to trust myself?
07:29I'm not saying this to just be the bigger person,
07:32but because I really have been working on being a better person.
07:35I know this will be a disappointment to a lot of people,
07:38but I've decided to remove myself from the game.
07:42I love you, Uglies. Heart, Madge.
07:45I need to leave the show, but mentally I don't know if I'm really prepared for this right now.
07:51It's not anyone specifically, it's really just myself.
07:54This is a feeling that I can't get away from right now.
08:00It's okay.
08:02I'm so afraid to see myself on 2K again.
08:05I really, really appreciate this opportunity.
08:07It's unbelievable to be back, but I don't think I'm ready.
08:10Absolutely.
08:13That's fucking crazy.
08:15Holy shit.
08:17I can't imagine being here and giving it your all,
08:20and then not going that extra mile to stay.
08:24She was literally breaking out in hives, though.
08:27To be fair, she definitely was like, I don't know if I should be here.
08:31I feel like I'm not ready to be in the competition.
08:33I can't trust myself. I don't know who I am. I don't know what I want.
08:36I'm going fucking crazy with my anxiety, being back on fucking TV again.
08:40It's about you, right? So it's about you, not me.
08:43It's about you. It's about, oh, majesty, majesty.
08:46I'm not ready for this. This is bullshit.
08:50She did say that she was coming here to reinvent herself,
08:54and I just feel like now it's just kind of like maybe it was for nothing.
08:58I disagree.
09:00Okay.
09:01I think she took a big step in self-awareness
09:06and realizing that maybe this was not the time to make this happen.
09:11And I find it a little admirable.
09:15Auntie doesn't even seem sad or anything that majesty's gone.
09:18I think auntie definitely had the biggest hand in majesty leaving.
09:22I've dealt with enough narcissists in my life
09:25that I'm very keen to when I see it in other people.
09:28Maybe that's a part of her game and her strategy.
09:30And honestly, I'm keeping auntie in my game and my strategy.
09:34I think I gave majesty a lot to think about
09:37on top of a lot of things she was already thinking about.
09:41So I don't think I pushed her out of the competition,
09:43but I think that I narrowed her view on what is important right now,
09:48and it sounds like her mental health is more important than this competition.
09:52None of us had the same experience that she had,
09:54so if this is what she feels like she needs to do
09:57to properly heal and better herself, then I respect it.
10:01She could have done it before I jumped out of the plane,
10:04because then I wouldn't have to jump out of the plane.
10:07But that's fine.
10:09Oh my god!
10:12It's game time, dude.
10:13It's time.
10:19Beep, beep, beep.
10:27Yes!
10:30Hello, ugly.
10:32We do hope you've been brushing up on your acting chops,
10:34because for this week's challenge, you're definitely going to need them.
10:38Yes!
10:40For tonight's main challenge, you will all be learning,
10:43choreographing, and performing a selection from the off-Broadway spectacular
10:47Drag the Musical, starring Alaska Thunderclap.
10:54Only for this special occasion, the segment has been rewritten
10:58as Dragula the Musical.
11:04You will be split into two groups, and as two distinct teams,
11:08you must learn your lines, memorize your choreography,
11:11and come up with cohesive looks that make you look like an ensemble cast.
11:17Here to help guide you in your rehearsals will be Alaska herself,
11:21who will also be one of our special guest judges for the challenge.
11:28Oh, and the winner of this challenge will be invited to perform as a guest
11:33in the official off-Broadway production of Drag the Musical in New York City.
11:42Good luck, my petulant little pustules, and remember,
11:46for one of you, this will be your final act,
11:51and the curtains will fall for the last time ever.
12:03So my team consists of Auntie, Vivi, and Yuri.
12:07Rat house fever, okay.
12:10So my team, the Snake Pit, consists of myself, Asia Consent,
12:16Aurora Gosmic, and Jaharia.
12:19I like our song, it's cool, it's chill, it's edgy,
12:22it reminds me of West Side Story.
12:24I feel like we can really get into this one.
12:26I can't dance really well.
12:28Does anybody do choreography in here?
12:32No.
12:34What do we think about the parts?
12:36So it's time to divvy up the roles,
12:38and the one that's catching my eye is Susan.
12:41Who the fuck is Susan?
12:47So let me break down how rehearsal is going.
12:50We're a bunch of rats.
12:53We're struggling with choreo.
12:55And which foot are y'all starting with?
12:57Oh, shit, okay, okay.
12:58We've tried jazz hands.
13:00Spirit fingers.
13:02We've done our snaps.
13:05Boom, bah, bah, boom.
13:07And Gray made us act like rats.
13:09Y'all scurry over and pick something up,
13:12and then nibble it with your little hands.
13:14We're in trouble.
13:16We got a lot of work to do if we're gonna crush this other team.
13:19This rehearsal's a lot harder than I anticipated.
13:22I feel like we're not on the same page,
13:26and I'm not feeling great about this.
13:31On that, bah, bah, bah.
13:33Then eat.
13:35Oh, bitch, you are eating.
13:37Girl, I love that.
13:39Does that make sense?
13:40Moving into rehearsal,
13:41I was very apprehensive about teaching this choreo.
13:44Maybe this won't be so bad.
13:46Welcome to the snake pit.
13:49Turf, boom.
13:51Girl, Jahariya's trying to make us do splits.
13:53Eliminate me now, bitch, because my hip's gonna give out.
13:56I'm not doing that.
13:57I have a bionic hip.
13:59I am not doing that.
14:00Oh, I forgot you do it.
14:02I'm doing that.
14:03Oh, I forgot you do it.
14:04I literally ripped my pants.
14:06Ah!
14:07No!
14:09What the hell is going on right there?
14:13Well, let's get into this fucking snake pit, y'all.
14:15Let's do it, bitches.
14:16Snakes.
14:17Snakes.
14:18Jahariya!
14:19Jahariya, get your ass over here.
14:21Snakes.
14:26So it's a new day.
14:27We got so much to fucking do.
14:29We got choreography.
14:30We got a vocal training.
14:31And, bitch, it is fucking heated.
14:34I'm feeling the pressure.
14:36Hello.
14:40Alaska is in the motherfucking building.
14:43I'm so excited.
14:45I'm geeked.
14:46I'm geeked.
14:47When did y'all find out that y'all were doing rats?
14:49A couple days ago.
14:50A couple days ago?
14:51Yeah.
14:52Damn, Dragula girls work fast.
14:53I'm a little starstruck to see Alaska.
14:55She is one of my favorite performers.
14:57I don't get starstruck very often, but seeing Alaska is just getting me so nervous.
15:02We've been writing Drag the Musical for, like, six years.
15:05That's amazing.
15:06So seeing it come to life with, like, real people doing it is, like, literally, like,
15:11brings so much joy to me.
15:13So in the musical, it's the fish tank versus the cat house.
15:17And then this is the twisted fucking fun house version of it, which is even better.
15:22So I'm really excited.
15:24My name is Becca.
15:25I'm your choreographer for this challenge.
15:29I heard you put together a little something already.
15:32A little bit.
15:33Yeah, you've been working something out.
15:35Okay, cool.
15:36Do you have something prepared already or...
15:39Not much.
15:40Not much.
15:41Yes.
15:42Okay.
15:43We don't really have anything prepared.
15:44I'm feeling like the other team might be more equipped than we are on this one.
15:49Here we go, we're ready to start.
16:00So the rat house is sort of like, I pictured them as the Spice Girls, except, like,
16:06crawling with filth and disease.
16:09So tell me about Sexy Rat.
16:11Like, who is she?
16:12To me, Sexy Rat is sexy.
16:15And she's a rat.
16:19As I'm stuck in a rut and there's already greed.
16:30Can we do, like, an a cappella version of it?
16:34If you're listening, grab your earplugs, because...
16:38This girl can't sing.
16:40A little bit of mischief never hurt anyone.
16:44Are you nervous?
16:45Always.
16:46A little.
16:47So, it's out of time.
16:49Yeah.
16:50I always feel like when I'm on stage, the adrenaline kicks in and my voice literally can sing higher notes.
17:01I'm impressed.
17:02I am impressed.
17:03She loved all the choreo I put together and I really thought she was going to hate it, so...
17:08Period.
17:09Thank you, girl.
17:10You guys were snapping and then the snap was happening in the music.
17:13Oh, no!
17:15This choreo run-through is rough.
17:18Mama, if Phoebe doesn't get her shit together, I'm going to fucking cut her goddamn legs off.
17:23Then we'll see how she dances.
17:25Have you ever sung anything?
17:27Have you done karaoke?
17:28I tried, but I left stage early.
17:33This is your stage, and right now you guys are just back here.
17:37So, that's going to feel, like, anticlimactic.
17:40Oh, the stage is right here.
17:42Yeah.
17:43I didn't notice that either.
17:45Welcome to the snake pit.
17:48You know we're ready to strike.
17:52Don't do that.
17:55During this whole process, I'm growing really close with Asia.
17:58I'm realizing that we have a lot in common.
18:02Because I'm stuck in a rock band with all of these freaks!
18:06We both can't sing.
18:08Dragula is not a singing competition.
18:11It's glamour, horror, filth, singing. No.
18:16Oh, yeah. A little, it's true, little ship shift.
18:20So, after meeting with the choreographer, I feel a lot more confident.
18:24She's making us lean into our characters, which I really, really love.
18:36Cool. Any notes?
18:38Um...
18:39Susan, I'm worried about you.
18:42Oh, little Susan.
18:44Aurora's struggling a little bit with the tempo of the choreography.
18:48She's kind of missing step one a lot.
18:51But if you're still trailing in, it's a little...
18:54It's not that I'm falling behind. My entire team is ahead.
18:58Hey, won't leave any crumbs. Yeah, we got room for scraps.
19:03Smarter than you think.
19:05Smarter than you think. We'll never fall for your traps. Oh, yeah.
19:10So, don't overspeed it, because it'll throw you off.
19:14Timing is what?
19:17Everything!
19:18I am worried for Vivi, just because, um...
19:25I mean, you're watching at home. You know why.
19:29My teeth are falling out and there's pus in my eye.
19:33I'm riddled with disease, but I simply won't die. I'm old.
19:39Alaska's not really giving me much feedback.
19:41She's just saying, good job. No notes is good notes. I feel good.
19:46I wonder if you could do it, the octave up.
19:49Serpentine and stunning, you've got what it takes.
19:53Mama!
19:55Oh, my God.
19:57Thank you so much for bringing this to life. It's really cool.
20:00Rock it out, snakes.
20:02Snake!
20:03After our talk with Alaska, I have absolutely no worries for any person on my team.
20:09We all actually seem to pull it together, so I'm a bit nervous for the other ones.
20:15Tap into your confidence as performers. It's about just selling that character.
20:20I am so nervous that we're not going to get our shit together.
20:23I feel like everybody is beating to a different drum and it has nothing to do with the music.
20:29Do I get a rat circle?
20:31Let's give you a rat circle.
20:32A rat circle.
20:40Welcome to Snake Nicks.
20:43Ah, the rat house fever.
20:46In the house.
20:48We let the rats in here.
20:50So it's the day of the floor show.
20:52I'm really excited to take everything I learned from Alaska and the choreographer and show y'all what I got.
20:57Dragula the musical, Dragula the musical.
21:02Insane.
21:03And Alaska said I couldn't sing.
21:06How are y'all feeling? How have your rehearsals been?
21:08I think we all lip sync for a reason.
21:12So learning to sing and do choreography, yeah, I think we're doing pretty good though.
21:17Aside from the obvious reasons, I have heard bits and pieces of theirs.
21:21And truthfully, I think it's a harder song to perform.
21:24They got much more work to do.
21:26Do y'all have a team captain?
21:28No, we've been really collaborative.
21:30Aurora did some hair.
21:32I did a little choreography.
21:33Pai was definitely the one to keep us on track.
21:36It's been a heavy, heavy team effort.
21:39What about you?
21:40No, we all helped each other.
21:42We wanted to make sure our drag stayed apparent in our characters.
21:46I was able to make everyone a nose.
21:49We all have our own tails that reflect our character.
21:53And, you know, it was fun just working with everybody.
21:58No? Okay.
22:05So my team is the Snakes.
22:07We decided to do neon green and black.
22:10We really wanted to stick with the 80s punk aesthetic.
22:14We basically want to look like a rock band.
22:17But we're drag queens, so things are bigger.
22:20Does that make sense?
22:22For rats, we were thinking all having different types of mohawks.
22:26And then we each wanted to have ears, noses, and tails.
22:29So our color palette is going to be red and black.
22:32Hopefully that brings us together because the dancing won't.
22:36I feel super confident in my team.
22:38We've been working really hard.
22:40We've been rehearsing.
22:41Now all that we have to do is go out and do it.
22:52Attention, competitors.
22:54Attention, competitors.
22:56The floor show is about to begin.
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24:11Welcome to the theater, uglies.
24:14Tonight we've split our remaining competitors up into two teams
24:18and challenged them with learning and choreographing a group performance
24:21to a scene from Alaska Thunderfuck's new smash hit musical,
24:25Drag the Musical.
24:27Here to help us judge tonight's floor show is none other than
24:30the creator and writer of Drag the Musical, Alaska Thunderfuck.
24:35Alaska, darling, thank you for trusting us with your baby.
24:38Absolutely. You can eat my baby.
24:41And our next judge is writer, director, and the only judge to appear
24:46on all six seasons of the show, the one and only Darren Stein.
24:52Darren, I know how much you love musicals,
24:54so we're super excited to have you with us here tonight.
24:56I'm so honored to be here for the birth of Dragula the Musical.
24:59Let's do the mash.
25:02Now, without further ado...
25:05Let's dim the lights.
25:07Draw the curtains.
25:08And let the musical begin.
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29:27And 5, 6, 7, 8.
29:28Da-da-da-da-da.
29:30Tell me you were wiggling in your seat
29:32when they were performing.
29:33I was, I was.
29:34I think they did a great job.
29:35So fun.
29:36My favorite part was the look on their face
29:38when I told them they had to sing live.
29:42Overall, I am proud of both of these teams.
29:45I think it really shined in the blocking
29:47and the dancing and the group dynamic,
29:49but not so much in the characterization.
29:51Like Jaharia, for example,
29:52I think she did wonderfully at the dancing
29:55and the singing and everything,
29:56but I didn't know who her character was at all,
29:58like, zero.
29:59I want to, like, get her to understand
30:02that she's the star, not the second string,
30:05like, she is the lead singer
30:07and not a background singer.
30:08Oh, 100%.
30:09She needs to know that she's player one,
30:11not an NPC.
30:12On the other side of that,
30:13I think that Aurora kind of showed us
30:15in this particular challenge,
30:16she has the not get fat girl.
30:18She was, like, chum in the water.
30:20Yeah, she was getting eaten up.
30:22I mean, she was, like, two full beats behind.
30:25This type of challenge isn't for anybody,
30:27but, no.
30:28It's not for anybody.
30:29Nobody can do this.
30:30This is for no one.
30:31Why do we do this?
30:32I don't know.
30:33Let's go home.
30:34This type of challenge is not for everybody.
30:37So Aurora has other strengths,
30:39but when it came to learning the blocking
30:41and doing the dancing,
30:42the trepidation was palpable.
30:45Let's talk about the rats.
30:47Rats.
30:48Rats.
30:49I love rats.
30:52Okay, so our rats,
30:53I felt like they came in strong, right?
30:55The rats, like, you know,
30:57sauntered onto the stage
30:59and they were like,
31:00we're going to own this,
31:01we're going to rule it,
31:02but they didn't rule it.
31:03I thought Antti was going to slay this challenge,
31:06but something happened and she choked.
31:09I'm ooooh.
31:13Oh, yeah.
31:14She forgot all the lyrics.
31:15Well, I think I know what happened.
31:17What?
31:18Because despite her name,
31:19I don't think Vivi is very strong with the force.
31:21Okay.
31:22Because if you rewind,
31:23if you see what happened with Vivi and her verse,
31:27she was way ahead,
31:28it threw everybody off,
31:29and I really think that got into Antti's head.
31:32And of course, everyone's seeing this on TV,
31:34but this was a live performance challenge,
31:36so they only got one shot at it.
31:38One thing we should talk about is Majesty quitting.
31:41I was very surprised.
31:44I feel like they came back to the show
31:47and they were ready to show a new side to them.
31:50And the cast just kept seeing them
31:53as season two James Majesty.
31:56Well, I'm just going to try to stay on your good side for now.
31:59Sometimes old habits die hard.
32:02It's kind of too early to tell,
32:03but maybe Majesty is playing a game already.
32:05You're very concerned about how your image comes off.
32:09I think the other option is narcissism.
32:13I think they just were like,
32:14I'm not going to do this again.
32:15I don't want to fight with people all season.
32:17I can't get them to believe that I'm someone different,
32:20so this will show them I'm going to leave.
32:22Well, I think it's always the right move
32:24if you choose to take care of yourself.
32:27Maybe staying in this competition
32:29and bearing all the pressures that come with it
32:32was just not something Majesty was actually ready for.
32:35Right. I agree.
32:36But listen, they're blinking the lights.
32:38Intermission is over,
32:39so I think we should invite Alaska and Darren in here
32:42and begin Judgments.
33:02First, before we begin, I want to say from all of us here,
33:06what a fantastic job you did with this challenge.
33:10Well done.
33:12We commend you on doing a fantastic job
33:14with Dragula's first musical challenge ever.
33:17Now we're going to talk about how each group performed.
33:21Snake Pits, we're going to start with you.
33:26I really want to be kidnapped by your group next.
33:31I loved how prepared you were.
33:33You came in with so many ideas,
33:35and you were really ready to go.
33:37I thought you really brought that, like, familial feeling,
33:40which is ultimately what Drag the Musical is about.
33:43So thank you. You were fierce.
33:45Thank you. Thank you so much.
33:47You look fucking cool.
33:49If I had a critique, I'd say this.
33:51The characterization was not there.
33:54I have to echo Swan.
33:55I felt like there wasn't as much storytelling,
33:57and I felt like a couple of you maybe popped more than others,
34:01but I did have a good time with you.
34:03Was there someone that kind of led the choreography, or...
34:06Jaharia? Yeah.
34:08You did a fantastic job.
34:10Incredible. Thank you so much.
34:12And your vocals were good too, which I was a little surprised.
34:15Not to say that I doubted you necessarily,
34:18but there was maybe a little doubt.
34:22We're going to give your team some individual critique,
34:25and we're going to start with Jaharia.
34:28Your singing was so on point.
34:30Have you had vocal training? I have.
34:32I mean, you sang the house sound. I was really impressed.
34:35Did you come up with this one?
34:37Yes.
34:41That's iconic. That's iconic movement.
34:44I want you to believe that you're the main character.
34:48I feel like you're afraid to be the star and to be the best.
34:52Does that resonate with you, or does that seem like it's out of nowhere?
34:55No, that makes sense.
34:56I'm used to being kind of up there with everybody,
34:59but not the top person.
35:01So, yeah, I agree with that.
35:02Why do you think that is?
35:04I see talent in a lot of people, and I get discouraged with myself.
35:07I hope that you can look in the mirror and remind yourself
35:09that you are the star.
35:11You are no second fiddle to anybody.
35:13And start throwing people under the bus instead of helping them...
35:17Onto the bus.
35:20Okay, thank you.
35:21Honestly, I'm very proud of myself.
35:23I took a group of people who can't dance
35:26and made them stars, bitch.
35:31Let's move on to Aurora.
35:33Hi.
35:34You really sold that you were being kidnapped.
35:37I was worried you were in danger, girl.
35:39I was terrified.
35:41Great job tonight, I thought.
35:42Thank you, thank you.
35:43You are not a singer, right?
35:46Not particularly a dancer.
35:49But you know what?
35:50You pulled it off.
35:51Oh, yay!
35:53You made up for your shortcomings with the characterization.
35:58Thank you so much.
35:59That means a lot.
36:00I don't know that you'll get cast in the next musical production
36:02or dance routine,
36:04but you are a solid actress,
36:06and I think you did a good job where your strengths were.
36:10I may not be able to sing or dance,
36:12but...
36:14No, that's it.
36:19Let's talk about Pi.
36:20Hi.
36:22Hi.
36:23Hi.
36:24I felt like you were the type of performer
36:29that I would want to be in a show with.
36:31I thought you were really great.
36:32I feel like you were creating the standout moments
36:35from the Snake Pit performance, like for sure.
36:38You were 150% committed to Ridiculous and Stupid,
36:42which was amazing.
36:43Thank you so, so much.
36:45You're not going to win a Grammy, probably, right?
36:47Ouch.
36:49Ouch.
36:50Shots fired.
36:51But you went for it, and you gave it 100%,
36:55and that's really what theater is all about.
36:56Thank you so much.
36:57I really appreciate that.
36:58You seem to take charge on stage,
37:00and you really came off as sort of the leader of the group.
37:03I do and would acknowledge myself
37:05as being a little bit of a leader,
37:07even if just getting us through rehearsals.
37:09Yeah, I would agree with that.
37:10Truth be told,
37:12I'm the clear leader of the Snakes crew.
37:15If I was not there,
37:16they would not have a production to show.
37:19Factually speaking, I led this group,
37:23and factually speaking,
37:25I know the belays like when a leader can acknowledge it.
37:29Moving on to Asia.
37:31Hi.
37:32I mean, what?
37:34You're just an event, just standing there.
37:37I mean, my God.
37:39I had a really hard time pulling my eyes away from you.
37:42You're exquisite.
37:45I love this hair.
37:47It's so larger than life.
37:49You know, it was part of the reason why I kept looking at you,
37:52and I think you have an it factor.
37:54There's a quality of your presence
37:56that I feel like you can't really learn,
37:58and I think that was shown tonight in this performance.
38:02Oh, thank you.
38:03I don't know what it is either.
38:05Wow.
38:06You brought the slither to the Snakes, girl.
38:08Your look is so, like, voluptuous horror of Karen Black
38:11meets, like, Gene Simmons from Kiss.
38:13I wasn't quite there, but I absolutely loved it.
38:17I'll get some vocal training after this, I promise.
38:20I want to get my EGOT.
38:22For sure.
38:23You know, despite Susan being two steps behind,
38:26overall I'm feeling good about my group's critique,
38:28so I'm worried for those rats.
38:31Now let's talk about our rat house.
38:36Rats, you were like West Side Story goes to the gutter.
38:39This is a gang I could totally see myself joining.
38:41Yes!
38:42Go for it.
38:43All of your characters really popped in your look,
38:47in your body language, in your delivery.
38:49It was fabulous.
38:51Oh, thank you.
38:53Hi, rats.
38:54Hi.
38:55I was firstly blown away by your looks.
38:59Even your, like, scaby wounds are rhinestone.
39:02I mean, I'm living.
39:04You made armbands out of the dead snakes
39:08because you're their rivals.
39:10Overall, as the performance went,
39:13there were some things that didn't work out,
39:16but you know what?
39:17You look sick, Nick.
39:18Okay.
39:20That's 90%, right?
39:21Exactly.
39:23I think you could have maybe pushed yourself a little bit
39:25in the choreography department.
39:27Similarly, I think there was a couple of mishaps that happened,
39:30and I think it kind of threw you all off as a group.
39:33I think they are being fucking generous.
39:35We did not do the greatest,
39:37but I appreciate them digging very, very deep
39:41to find the positives,
39:42because what the fuck did we just do?
39:46We were doomed from the start.
39:48We were doomed from the second verse.
39:50Now we're going to give you some individual critique,
39:54and we'll start with anti-heroine.
39:57I feel for you in that moment going up on the word.
40:01I'm old.
40:06Oh, yeah.
40:07I've had it happen so many times,
40:10and also it works because you're the old rat,
40:13so senility has crept in.
40:16So don't beat yourself up over it.
40:18It happens.
40:20What happened, or did you just literally randomly forget,
40:23or what was your experience?
40:25I have no excuse.
40:27Did the group knock you off?
40:31I don't know.
40:33I don't want to say that the group did.
40:35I think we all tried really hard.
40:37There was a point in time where everybody was a few beats ahead.
40:42Hey, won't leave any crumbs.
40:44Yeah, we got room for scraps.
40:46We're smarter than you think.
40:48We won't fall for your traps.
40:50Oh, yeah, it's true.
40:52That's what we do.
40:56In general, it was a little bit of just gobbledygook.
41:00Just wasn't your night,
41:01but I don't think it speaks to your talent overall.
41:05I appreciate that.
41:06Not to be that bitch,
41:07but I truly believe that my team really fucked me over.
41:10For God's sakes, every goddamn person was off by multiple beats,
41:15and then literally my part was next.
41:17Like, these bitches are lucky that I even got them back on track,
41:20so that should give me a point, okay?
41:22Moving on to Bebe.
41:24Hi.
41:25I want to borrow that pizza clut.
41:29As far as this song goes,
41:31if there's ever, like, an EDM remix of it
41:35that's, like, super fast, like, hyper-pop,
41:37I'm calling you.
41:38Okay.
41:39Because you wanted this song to be...
41:42You were firing through it,
41:44but luckily the group was able to get back on track.
41:47The singing was not my favorite of the night.
41:50I think it could have been more effective for you
41:55So, Bebe, I love the props.
41:57I love all of the storytelling in your look.
41:59All of the other aspects, the dancing,
42:01the blocking, the choreography, and the singing on time,
42:04you definitely fell short.
42:05It was a rough ride.
42:07Yeah, I know my dancing was off-beat,
42:09but isn't this off-Broadway?
42:11Let's talk about Yuri.
42:13Hi. Hello.
42:15Your vocals.
42:17Oh.
42:18I was really surprised,
42:19and I think you surprised yourself.
42:21Yeah.
42:22I think that adrenaline kicked in,
42:24and you hit those high notes perfectly.
42:26You stood out. You were great.
42:28Oh, thank you. I'm gonna start singing live now.
42:30That's okay.
42:32You were oozing sexuality and confidence.
42:34You were naughty. You were sexy.
42:36I couldn't take my eyes off you.
42:37I absolutely loved it.
42:39I think you have one of the best voices of the night, honestly.
42:43And it's interesting, because, again, you were like,
42:46I can't sing, I can't sing, I can't sing.
42:48Oh, I can't do it. I'll just carry you.
42:50And then you sing beautifully.
42:51I'm like, this is a trick.
42:52This is a trick to get ahead.
42:54You have all these skills,
42:55and you're pretending like you don't,
42:57and that you're learning them here,
42:58and you know what? Good job on that.
43:00I can't win. Oh, no.
43:03And last but not least, Grey Matter.
43:08You do creature so well.
43:10I loved your performance.
43:11It was silly. It was inventive.
43:13You're fantastic.
43:14Thank you so much.
43:15I'm so proud of you for doing this drag makeup tonight.
43:18You took the notes that I gave you,
43:20and you applied them immediately.
43:21You literally put the scare in the mascara,
43:24and I thought you brought a lot of character to this rat,
43:27and I thought you did a great job.
43:28Thank you. I wore heels just for you.
43:30Good.
43:32I think you're the most rat-like of your group.
43:36Even just standing here, you're still in character.
43:39You're still feeling it.
43:41I don't know if you're just rat-like all the time,
43:43if that's your thing, but it's giving.
43:47I thought you were great.
43:48Thank you so much, Alaska.
43:50So overall, we flubbed a little bit.
43:53I, on the other hand, did really well.
43:55I could just scurry into a corner and eat some cheese.
44:01While both bands did delight us with their musical spectacles,
44:05only one group can take their show on the road
44:07and be declared the winners,
44:09and that band is...
44:12The Snake Pits.
44:14Yay!
44:16Bring it in.
44:20I think our group deserved our win
44:22because we came in really strong,
44:24we had a really good concept,
44:25we worked really well together,
44:27and we looked fucking cool.
44:29So the Snakes fucking win,
44:31which means the rats are in the bottom.
44:33That does not live with my fantasy.
44:36Well done, my viperous little divas.
44:39Well done, my viperous little divas,
44:41but there can only be one box office success
44:44amongst your team,
44:46and the winner of this week's challenge is...
44:52Pi.
44:57Oh my God, I finally, finally got a win.
45:03Oh my God, I feel so fucking good.
45:07Thank you so fucking much.
45:09I've been working so hard for a win.
45:11I'm just so excited, thank you so much.
45:13Congratulations, Pi, on winning this challenge,
45:15and as a prize, you will be guest starring
45:18in Alaska's Drag the Musical
45:20for one night only in New York City.
45:22Oh my fucking God!
45:27I've seen Pi perform Save Your Money Girl.
45:30Now, as an added prize,
45:33we've decided that the winning team
45:35will choose which two performers
45:37will be up for extermination this week.
45:44They get to choose who's up for extermination?
45:47Fuck.
45:50Wait, the snakes got to do what?
45:52I don't know how I feel about this.
45:54I'm really excited, but also,
45:56I don't want to vote for nobody.
45:58This shit's getting hard.
46:00We're going to release only the winning team
46:02to the cauldron to deliberate.
46:04Afterwards, you will come back here to the stage
46:06to deliver your verdict.
46:08Your 10-minute intermission starts now.
46:14Can you believe that is another fucking vote?
46:17Dragula me to the polls, bitch,
46:19because I got to vote again.
46:21This is exactly what an alliance is for.
46:24Asia and I have to put Auntie up,
46:27and we have to convince the others
46:29to also vote for her.
46:31So I kind of think we're on the same page.
46:33I agree. I think they want to make moves as well.
46:35I'm not worried about Phoebe.
46:37I'm fearful of what happens if we send somebody home,
46:39and then they're like, well, we weren't really ready for them.
46:41They go home, and they bring them back,
46:43and then we have to do it again.
46:57Grey's been in the talk.
46:59He got pretty much, I want to say, the best critiques
47:02They ate him up.
47:04And that's scary.
47:06Fuck.
47:14We just need to get them on the same page.
47:16I think we have one of the people.
47:18Cheers to that.
47:20I'm going to make sure that these bitches know
47:23that Auntie is the one to go.
47:25I don't care who the fuck else they vote for,
47:27but Auntie needs to be on that list.
47:30Greymatter is a really strong competitor,
47:32and if I can convince my team to go for them,
47:34we could really shift the game.
47:36So what are y'all feeling?
47:38I think it's time we start playing with strategy.
47:41Okay, I'm listening.
47:43We could go with how the judges critiqued everyone
47:46and kind of go off of that,
47:48or we could start making some moves
47:50and taking out some stronger players.
47:52I'm on the same page with Aurora.
47:54It is kind of like a turning point in the competition,
47:56so it's definitely time to make some moves.
47:59And got great critiques tonight.
48:02I think it would be in our best interest at this point
48:04to put them down there again.
48:06It sucks because I do love them.
48:08I love their art.
48:10However, we're at a point where I want to win,
48:12and I need to get certain people out of here.
48:14We are at the halfway point in this competition,
48:17and if I want to win,
48:19I think it's time to make some big moves
48:21and get these top contenders the fuck out of here.
48:23He is strong competition
48:25in showing that he can listen to critiques
48:27and rise to the top, so it might be a good choice.
48:29This is our chance. That's all I have to say.
48:31This is our chance.
48:33Do we want to consider other people?
48:35Yuri's been in the bottom.
48:38But she didn't have bad critiques.
48:40Vivi was just in the bottom and got bad critiques.
48:43She's not really somebody I'm looking at right now.
48:45No, I'm not worried about her.
48:47Vivi got what I think might have been
48:49the harshest critiques tonight.
48:51Would it be a reason to keep her?
48:53It'd be cute to have the safety of somebody who has been.
48:56Sounds fucked, but also,
48:58we came to play a game,
49:00and I'm ready to play it, you know what I mean?
49:02I mean, it's fucked, but it's also fucked
49:04that we're the ones that are choosing.
49:06I mean, I'm feeling like, based off the critiques,
49:08I could definitely see Anti being somebody that goes up.
49:11Yeah, I think that's big competition,
49:13and in a performance challenge,
49:15I don't expect her to flub like this again.
49:17When do we get an opportunity like this to really, like...
49:19Snake strike. Yeah.
49:21Exactly. Let's take these rats out.
49:23To me, this is, like, the opportunity.
49:25Correct. This is, like, the opportunity.
49:27Like, she can't take it personally.
49:29There's no way she could.
49:31I mean, even if she does, who cares?
49:33She's doing all of the same stuff
49:35that I am, like, trying to bring to this competition,
49:37and she must die.
49:39I felt that.
49:41We would be stupid to not take that opportunity.
49:43She's also the only person on that team
49:45that has not been up for extermination,
49:47and, like, giving her an opportunity to squirm,
49:49I would also hope would light a fire under her ass,
49:51because I think that she still has some walls up
49:53that I would really like to see crumble down,
49:55because if it's the final fate
49:57for her to make it to the end,
49:59then I need to see her be a little bit more vulnerable
50:01than she's been.
50:03She has been doing really well in this competition,
50:05and she really is my
50:07number one enemy,
50:09if you will.
50:11So, we have to vote anti.
50:13We cannot fuck this up.
50:15These bitches are gonna come out for us,
50:17no matter who we choose.
50:19They're gonna come out for us for fucking blood.
50:21So, we're thinking,
50:23if y'all are willing for us to all agree
50:25on anti,
50:27then we will also agree on gray.
50:29I like that.
50:31I think we felt the strongest about anti.
50:33Y'all felt the strongest about gray.
50:35I think we should get two strong bitches in the bottom
50:37and see who rises to the top.
50:49Alright,
50:51the intermission is over,
50:53and it is time for you to deliver
50:55your verdict.
50:57Jaharia,
50:59who do you choose to put up for extermination
51:01this week?
51:03After a long talk
51:05in the cauldron,
51:07there has been a lot
51:09of compelling arguments for everybody
51:11on the other team.
51:13However, when I win, I want to win
51:15against the best.
51:17So, tonight, I would like to put up
51:19anti
51:21and Vivi.
51:23I know. Hear me out. Here's the thing.
51:25As much as I want to play the game,
51:27my heart told me that I couldn't do it.
51:29I couldn't do it at all.
51:31I want to play a fair game,
51:33so I'm gonna do just that.
51:35Aurora.
51:37So, after hearing the judges' critiques
51:39and really
51:41throwing around a few names,
51:43I also decided
51:45on anti-heroine
51:47and Vivi.
51:49I realized that Susan
51:51was boozing a little too hard in the cauldron.
51:53I have the power right now.
51:55I'm taking two top dogs out.
51:57So, I really
51:59bitched out on this one and decided
52:01to just go with the safe choice, which was Vivi.
52:03And then, I mean, I did put anti in the bottom, but...
52:05Pie,
52:07who do you choose to put up for extermination?
52:09I was very tempted
52:11to play a big game,
52:13but I think it's only fair
52:15for me to play an honest game.
52:17My vote is for anti-heroine
52:19and
52:21Vivi the Force.
52:23The Snake Pit was originally gonna vote
52:25for Gray, but
52:27it kind of feels like we all got cold feet,
52:29which I don't hate, personally.
52:31Asia.
52:33Every time that we're on the stage,
52:35we only have one chance to make it count,
52:37and the people that flubbed
52:39in tonight's floor show were
52:41anti-heroine and Vivi the Force.
52:43We did get a
52:45little batshit crazy trying to pull
52:47out all the good players in this, but
52:49Gray is a heavy hitter, and he
52:51would come back with a vengeance.
52:53Vivi and anti,
52:55your peers have voted you
52:57both to face tonight's extermination
52:59challenge. Everyone else,
53:01please move to the back of the
53:03stage.
53:05I'm not surprised by their fucking vote,
53:07but I'm a little angry.
53:09Slithering bitches.
53:11Fuck.
53:13I don't know if I can survive another
53:15extermination at this point.
53:17Anti and Vivi, you will battle
53:19each other live on stage
53:21in a sudden-death lip-sync
53:23challenge, and at the end of the song,
53:25one of you will be
53:27exterminated and removed from the competition.
53:29I'm definitely nervous
53:31because I know that Vivi is an
53:33incredible lip-syncer. Like, this is her
53:35fucking thing, so I don't know how this is gonna go.
53:37I feel real bad for anti right now
53:39because I got this one in the bag.
53:41Your lip-sync battle begins
53:43right now.
53:45Please tell
53:47me, baby,
53:49I've been waiting
53:51to hear which part
53:53of me you're taking
53:55when you leave me here.
53:57It's not
53:59my fault, I'm
54:01a symbol of
54:03what is
54:05so much less
54:07you want.
54:17Voting for two people to go up
54:19for extermination, and then watching
54:21them lip-sync against each other,
54:23and knowing that one of them is about
54:25to be eliminated in front
54:27of your eyes and you put
54:29them there, is fucking heartbreaking.
54:31You'll never use
54:33I guess when there's no spine and the freedom to lie, eventually they'll all see your disguise.
54:57We never stood a chance, because I wasn't enough.
55:04For you to see, I could be everything you lost.
55:18I guess when there's no time, surrendering to those eyes,
55:25♪ Eventually you will see I'm just fine ♪
55:34I don't know who it could be in this lip sync.
55:36Auntie is really serving it and emoting it,
55:39and B.V. is really letting it out on the stage.
55:42So it could be anyone's game.
55:43♪ Don't run, you are the one ♪
55:49♪ I can see your face fading ♪
55:55♪ That's not what I said, that's not what I said ♪
56:02Yay!
56:04I feel like of all the exterminations you could possibly do,
56:07a lip sync extermination has nothing to do
56:10with anything in the competition.
56:12Either you're good or you're not.
56:14And if you're good, you fucking stay.
56:16And I feel like I fucking killed this.
56:18I gave it my best shot.
56:19It's up to the Valet Brothers now.
56:21I hope that I'm spared on this one
56:23and I can survive another week.
56:25V.V. gave it her all, but is her all good enough?
56:29We'll see.
56:30V.V.
56:32You have been exterminated from the competition
56:40and may leave the stage.
56:43Thank you so much for the opportunity
56:45to spread some chaos at Dracula.
56:47It's been an honor.
56:50I'm proud of my journey.
56:51I've learned a lot here so far.
56:53I've been pushing my drag to another level
56:56and I do feel like I made a family here
56:58and I'll have forever long drag sisters after this.
57:05I'm really heartbroken that V.V. is going home
57:08based off of a decision that I had to make with my team,
57:11but it's the name of the game.
57:13May chaos reign and may the force be with you, bitches.
57:18For the rest of you, I recommend you get a good night's rest
57:21because tomorrow, the next phase of the game begins.
57:26What?
57:34You have been exterminated from the competition
57:36and may leave the stage.
57:51You have been exterminated from the competition
57:54and may leave the stage.
58:22All right, all right.
58:24All right, all right.
58:34You want to leave?
58:36You want to leave?
58:37You want to leave?
58:39No!
58:43You don't know me.
58:47You don't know who you are.
58:50I
59:20I