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00:00:00Mom, can you please wake up? I just don't know how you can do this.
00:00:08Maisons! Sweethearts! You owe us a hundred and twenty thousand, dentrists.
00:00:15Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:20Okay, since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:24Really?
00:00:26A very powerful man wants to meet you.
00:00:29Give him a night he won't forget, and your death will be set.
00:00:34I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:43Stop it! What are you doing? Stop!
00:00:47Mom! Mom! Okay, fine! Fine, I'll do it!
00:00:52Mom, are you okay? I'm so sorry.
00:01:00Tonight, 9 p.m., the Intercontinental Hotel.
00:01:06You'll be with the seat of the Ivanov Group.
00:01:09Don't even think about backing out.
00:01:12Or you and your mama...
00:01:15...are done for.
00:01:18And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country...
00:01:21...and the safety of its citizens...
00:01:23...we're coming for you.
00:01:25We will make our country again.
00:01:33It's really good. Thank you.
00:02:18Big shot coming through.
00:02:33Who's that?
00:02:35You. Go around back.
00:02:39Go around back.
00:02:47Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in.
00:02:50The White House isn't safe.
00:03:09Who are you supposed to be? We're insurgents.
00:03:17Let me help you.
00:03:22Get out.
00:03:26Do you feel it?
00:03:28It's a new drug.
00:03:30A powerful aphrodisiac.
00:03:32And for serum...
00:03:35And for serum...
00:03:38...you won't be able to resist.
00:03:41I can try.
00:04:06You.
00:04:12Or you and your mama...
00:04:14...are done for.
00:04:16Where is he?
00:04:22Who's there?
00:04:28I'm so sorry. I must be in the wrong room. I'm...
00:04:32Are you okay?
00:04:38Please, don't go.
00:04:42Help me.
00:05:01Help me.
00:05:17Don't go.
00:05:21Who is he?
00:05:26Where the hell are you?
00:05:29I'm on my way.
00:05:42Hi, Neil. What can I get for you today?
00:05:52Sir, we've captured spies last night.
00:05:54We need to keep our guard up.
00:05:56I'm gonna try something again soon.
00:06:03Go.
00:06:04Sir, are you okay? Are you hit?
00:06:05I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:06:06Go. Go. Go.
00:06:07Stay down. Head down. Head down.
00:06:14Stop. Stop here.
00:06:15Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.
00:06:16Out. Out. Out.
00:06:17Quick. Get out.
00:06:19Stay behind the car. Behind the car.
00:06:26Stay behind the car.
00:06:32What the...
00:06:40Ben's...
00:06:42Help me.
00:06:45Why is he here?
00:06:46Oh, my God. Are you okay?
00:06:57I'm sorry. There was no time to explain.
00:06:59Oh, my God. You really need to go to the hospital, like, right now.
00:07:02If the media finds out, it'll cause a panic. I can't.
00:07:05Okay, then just let me help you, okay?
00:07:08Are you Pratt?
00:07:10I am. I grew up on a farm.
00:07:12I'm not Pratt.
00:07:14Can I help you?
00:07:17I'm not Pratt.
00:07:18Then we're not friends.
00:07:19Well, we were, aren't we?
00:07:21I'm not Pratt.
00:07:22Then we're not friends.
00:07:23Well, we were, aren't we?
00:07:24We're, um...
00:07:26We're not friends.
00:07:28We're not friends.
00:07:29Oh, okay.
00:07:30We're not friends.
00:07:31We're not friends.
00:07:32That's not how we're gonna answer.
00:07:34You know, what we do with our money is we don't give a lot of attention to human beings.
00:07:36I grew up on a farm.
00:07:38It's not that much different than Bandit Isle.
00:07:40How?
00:07:43So, your name's Claire.
00:07:45I want to know your name.
00:07:47Uh, yeah. Yeah, my name's Claire.
00:07:50Claire.
00:07:53I'm William.
00:07:56It's nice to meet you.
00:07:58I'm William.
00:08:04One more thing.
00:08:06The girl.
00:08:08The one who saved me.
00:08:10Bring her to my hotel room tonight.
00:08:12Sir, you've never been interested.
00:08:14Any woman and your arm.
00:08:16I mean my arm.
00:08:18Just bring her.
00:08:22Wait.
00:08:25Have a seat.
00:08:29I wanted to thank you for saving me.
00:08:33Twice.
00:08:37If there's ever anything that I can do for you,
00:08:41just ask.
00:08:47Will you marry me?
00:08:54Mar-
00:08:56Mar-
00:08:58If we get married, I won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy.
00:09:02Yeah, I mean, it'll just be temporary.
00:09:06And I really won't cause you any trouble, would you?
00:09:09You don't know who I am.
00:09:12Should I?
00:09:14She really doesn't know who I am.
00:09:17Oh my god.
00:09:22Has anyone ever told you you look like the president?
00:09:29Oh my god, wait, are you the president?
00:09:31No.
00:09:33Yeah, they're wrong. I'm just-
00:09:36His double?
00:09:38Yeah, being the president is dangerous.
00:09:40Oh, so-
00:09:42Like what happened this morning.
00:09:44Double's also dangerous.
00:09:47Are you sure you want to marry me?
00:09:51I mean, I don't mind.
00:09:53Due to the confidential nature of my job,
00:09:56we can't have a wedding.
00:09:59You okay with that?
00:10:02I don't care about any of that anyway.
00:10:10Now that we're married, you'll live here.
00:10:13Don't worry, I've set up a room for you.
00:10:16I'll pay off my loan as soon as I can.
00:10:18I don't want to drag you into this.
00:10:20Make yourself at home.
00:10:22All right, well, I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:10:27Thanks.
00:10:32I don't want anyone knowing about my marriage or my wife.
00:10:38I need to keep her safe.
00:10:43But I need to know she's up to something.
00:10:48You turned this thing on.
00:10:55You okay in there?
00:10:59You okay in there?
00:11:00Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
00:11:02You sure?
00:11:06Ugh, this is so embarrassing.
00:11:08Um, actually, I twisted my ankle and I'm, um, I'm naked.
00:11:14Oh.
00:11:16Oh, no, um, I'll cover my eyes.
00:11:20Okay.
00:11:24Okay, I'm coming in.
00:11:38Okay.
00:12:03I'll be right back.
00:12:08Okay.
00:12:16Oh, um, it's okay.
00:12:18My ankle actually...
00:12:23Oh, what is that?
00:12:25Sorry, it's just your shoulder.
00:12:27It's burnt.
00:12:31Uh, you know what?
00:12:32Actually, I can, I can do that.
00:12:35Thanks.
00:12:36Can I get some rest?
00:12:38Yeah, goodnight.
00:12:39Goodnight.
00:12:49You imbecile!
00:12:52That woman should let me sit here all night.
00:12:55That's your fault.
00:12:57I should kill you.
00:12:59I'm serious, sir.
00:13:00Please calm down.
00:13:02I can explain.
00:13:03Where is that wretched woman?
00:13:06Don't worry, sir.
00:13:07I'll get her for you.
00:13:09For the life of you.
00:13:16He's actually pretty sweet.
00:13:26Why, you...
00:13:27Too stupid.
00:13:29Oh, dear.
00:13:31I went to the hotel in that dress.
00:13:34What more do you want?
00:13:36This is about much more than money.
00:13:38You pissed off some careful people.
00:13:39Did I not tell you this would happen?
00:13:41I walked into the wrong room, and I met my husband.
00:13:44So let me go, or he's gonna come after you.
00:13:48Your husband?
00:13:49PewDieWorld could save you from this mess.
00:13:57Get my helicopter ready.
00:13:58Deploy the SWAT team, now.
00:14:05Ivanov, you dare to mess with her.
00:14:08I'm not gonna let a single one of you go.
00:14:18Where's the SWAT team?
00:14:20Looks like I'll have to handle this myself.
00:14:22What?
00:14:23You're going down there alone, sir?
00:14:30All right, boys.
00:14:32Before the boss has a slice, how about we get a taste?
00:14:36Stay away from me.
00:14:39Poor girl.
00:14:40No one will find you here.
00:14:44And you can forget about your husband saving your...
00:14:51I've got just the thing for you.
00:15:03And you can consider this a wedding gift.
00:15:08No! Stop! Please let me go!
00:15:11Follow me.
00:15:13No! No, please! Please!
00:15:32You're so done.
00:15:38I'm sorry I'm late.
00:15:39You actually came after me?
00:15:41Of course I came. Your husband.
00:15:47Boss, isn't that the president?
00:15:50The president wouldn't be with a girl like her.
00:15:53You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
00:15:56She messed with the big shot first.
00:15:58The CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:16:00You don't want to know how careful he is.
00:16:04You mean this clown?
00:16:11Who do you think gave me your location?
00:16:14You didn't even check her background?
00:16:17We're all gonna die here today.
00:16:19That's it. That's it.
00:16:21Is that it?
00:16:23I've been waiting to exterminate you pests for a while.
00:16:26Didn't think you'd deliver yourselves.
00:16:28Shoot him!
00:16:38Did that scare you?
00:16:42Sometimes I have to do the president's dirty work.
00:16:52Let's go home.
00:16:59All right, sir.
00:17:01The White House banquet is set for the 3rd of July.
00:17:03Call in attendance.
00:17:05Thank you, Mike.
00:17:06And don't forget, sir.
00:17:08You'll need a plus one.
00:17:10Having a date will make you seem more approachable, sir.
00:17:16Come in.
00:17:23Here's the new education reform proposal.
00:17:28Thank you, Senator Thompson.
00:17:30I'll review it and get back to you.
00:17:33Is there anything else?
00:17:35Well, Mr. President, if you don't mind...
00:17:39Very nice of you.
00:17:41But I already have someone in mind.
00:17:45Of course, President.
00:17:47I won't keep you any longer, then.
00:17:54How is that possible?
00:17:56The president has always been single.
00:18:01Hey.
00:18:03Can you find something out for me?
00:18:07Claire likes Taylor Swift.
00:18:09Let's book her for the party.
00:18:11Yes, sir.
00:18:27Hey, did you hear your favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:18:30Wait, Taylor Swift? Where?
00:18:32The White House banquet.
00:18:34Oh, the White House.
00:18:36Yeah, too. I heard it's her last show.
00:18:38Oh, it would be a dissy.
00:18:40Her, like, just once.
00:18:43My uncle works as a secretary at the White House.
00:18:46He didn't get an invite.
00:18:48You think you're getting in?
00:18:49No, I was just saying.
00:18:51With all the grease on you, the only way you're getting in is in your dreams.
00:18:57Here's your chicken.
00:19:00Who's that?
00:19:03Miss Jones?
00:19:05Yes.
00:19:06Did you want to order some chicken?
00:19:08No, I'm okay. Thank you, though.
00:19:10I'm here on behalf of the White House.
00:19:12We're going to give you an invitation to the banquet.
00:19:20Me?
00:19:22Yes, you. Here.
00:19:24Please keep that safe, okay?
00:19:28Okay?
00:19:29Uh-huh.
00:19:30I'm going.
00:19:33What is going on?
00:19:55Hey, um, do you happen to know anything about this invitation?
00:20:02Yes, I arranged it for you.
00:20:05Huh?
00:20:06President likes to avoid social events, so I will be attending my party in his place.
00:20:16And I would like you to accompany me as my date.
00:20:19But this is, like, a White House event.
00:20:22And I just work at a chicken shop. I mean, I'm not really going to fit in.
00:20:26You're going.
00:20:30You're going.
00:20:33You're going.
00:20:34I want you there.
00:20:38Don't worry.
00:20:40I'll make you feel like a princess.
00:20:42Hmm.
00:20:50I don't care how much they're offering. We're both solid.
00:20:54Even Taylor Swift.
00:20:56Yes.
00:20:57We're not taking anyone else.
00:21:02What?
00:21:04The First Lady?
00:21:06Such an honor.
00:21:13Hi, um, I was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event.
00:21:24Sorry, but I think our prices are out of your budget.
00:21:31Lewis, Cindy, drop everything that you're doing.
00:21:34But we have to cancel all those important clients.
00:21:36Who cares about that?
00:21:38We're getting ready to serve the First Lady, Miss Claire Jones.
00:21:44Come on. Let's go.
00:21:47Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:21:56Why embarrass yourself?
00:21:58This salon is owned by Fashion Icon M.
00:22:00We only serve important people here.
00:22:03Get out. Don't waste my time.
00:22:09I can't go to the party looking like this.
00:22:12I'll embarrass William.
00:22:14Oh, my God.
00:22:16You must be Claire.
00:22:19Uh, sorry, and you are?
00:22:22Fashion Icon M.
00:22:24He's the most expensive and in-demand stylist in the world.
00:22:27He only works with celebs.
00:22:29Honey, please allow me to take care of you for the event.
00:22:34Wait, why would you want to be my stylist?
00:22:36This is an opportunity I would never pass up.
00:22:39Come on, sweetheart.
00:22:41My whole team will customize everything just for you.
00:22:51How is that even possible?
00:22:53Ow! You idiot!
00:22:55I am so sorry.
00:22:59No.
00:23:02No.
00:23:04We are going to find you the most stunning dress here.
00:23:07Thank you so much, by the way.
00:23:09Thank your husband. He's the one who called us.
00:23:15Oh, William.
00:23:16Hi.
00:23:17Um, I was thinking maybe we should cancel.
00:23:21I mean, M.C. is really, really expensive,
00:23:23and you work so hard for your money that I don't want to move on.
00:23:26Don't worry about the cost.
00:23:28Your husband is...
00:23:29I want a raffle.
00:23:31I work. This is all free.
00:23:35Yes, yes, it's our anniversary special.
00:23:39I forgot.
00:23:41Oh.
00:23:43This...
00:23:45This is perfect.
00:23:47But you will need a necklace.
00:23:50I don't... I don't have...
00:23:52Maybe it'll look great with that one.
00:23:54How about this?
00:23:59How about this?
00:24:01I know this necklace. It's...
00:24:06Mr. President,
00:24:08there are only three of these necklaces in the world.
00:24:12We consider them cultural treasures.
00:24:15One is in our national museum.
00:24:18The other we give to our queen.
00:24:23We give to you.
00:24:27It's gorgeous.
00:24:28Wait.
00:24:30William, are these real diamonds?
00:24:34We can't afford this.
00:24:35It's fake.
00:24:37Don't worry about it.
00:24:47Hello?
00:24:48Miss Clare, we have to inform you that your mom's condition is getting worse.
00:24:51Unless we do the surgery now,
00:24:53I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live.
00:24:55What?
00:24:59Hey.
00:25:01Hey.
00:25:02What's wrong?
00:25:03No, I'm fine.
00:25:08What happened?
00:25:10What's wrong?
00:25:14William, I'm really sorry,
00:25:16but I am not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:25:19Can you tell me why?
00:25:21I don't know.
00:25:23I'm really sorry, but I am not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:25:26Can you tell me why?
00:25:28Yeah, Mom's condition got worse,
00:25:30and I can't afford for her care.
00:25:34And you're sad that
00:25:37she only has a few more days left to live.
00:25:40And I
00:25:42can't be there for her last moment.
00:25:45What?
00:25:46Yeah, and I'm really sorry.
00:25:47I really didn't want to cancel on you,
00:25:48and I didn't want to make you angry.
00:25:49I just really can't.
00:25:50I'm not angry.
00:25:52I'm upset.
00:25:53Why didn't you tell me?
00:25:55And why did you try it on your own?
00:25:59Did you forget we're married?
00:26:01I just didn't want to bother you.
00:26:04You don't ever have to apologize to me.
00:26:08I will get this sorted.
00:26:10Everything's going to be all right.
00:26:14I need the best doctors in the country to see a patient.
00:26:17And money's no object.
00:26:22Why didn't you tell Mrs. Jones
00:26:24you were coming to visit, sir?
00:26:26I wanted to surprise her.
00:26:31Mrs. Jones?
00:26:36No way.
00:26:42Am I dreaming?
00:26:44Oh, my God.
00:26:46Are you the president?
00:26:48Yes, I am.
00:26:50Are you the president?
00:26:53Is that really the president?
00:26:55Why is he in the hospital?
00:26:57Who's he visiting?
00:27:00Claire, how did you afford the doctor?
00:27:03Someone actually helped me with it.
00:27:08Okay, Mom, I've been meaning to tell you something.
00:27:15I've been meaning to tell you that
00:27:17I got married recently.
00:27:20What?
00:27:22Well, it's not that shocking.
00:27:24Mr. President.
00:27:25Mrs. Jones.
00:27:27I'm William, Claire's husband.
00:27:30I hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery.
00:27:33The president.
00:27:35You married President Walton?
00:27:37No, he's not, actually.
00:27:39Yes, ma'am.
00:27:41I'm the president.
00:27:45That's wonderful.
00:27:51Um, thank you
00:27:53for pretending to be the president
00:27:55and for my mom to make her happy.
00:27:57It was, uh, it was really nice.
00:27:59Well, now I get to see both of you happy.
00:28:01I'm hoping that you're happy enough
00:28:03to be my date tonight.
00:28:05Mm-hmm.
00:28:09Oh, my God.
00:28:10Are you President Walton?
00:28:15You see, everyone else seems to recognize the president.
00:28:18How come you didn't?
00:28:20Well, if the president actually looked out
00:28:22for the everyday person,
00:28:24maybe I would have recognized you.
00:28:26Or him.
00:28:30These greedy pharmaceutical companies
00:28:32monopolizing medicine, they need to be taken down.
00:28:34Understood, Mr. President.
00:28:36Hey.
00:28:38Hey, William, you won't believe what happened.
00:28:40Right after I complained to you about the president,
00:28:42he went after the pharmaceutical companies.
00:28:44I know everyone can afford their medication.
00:28:46Wait, listen.
00:28:48Thank you, Mr. President.
00:28:50You're a life saver.
00:28:52You saved our lives.
00:28:54Really?
00:28:56Yeah, I mean, your boss is pretty nice.
00:28:58I'm sorry.
00:29:00I'm sorry.
00:29:02I'm sorry.
00:29:04He's pretty nice.
00:29:08He's all right.
00:29:10All right, well, I'll see you at the banquet, okay?
00:29:12I'll see you then.
00:29:16I have another meeting.
00:29:18Can you go pick up Miss Jones for me?
00:29:20Yes, sir.
00:29:26Thank you so much for covering my shift tonight.
00:29:28Oh, no problem.
00:29:30Don't forget to record Taylor's performance for me.
00:29:32Yes, sir.
00:29:34Whoa.
00:29:36Why is there so many customers all of a sudden?
00:29:38Miss Jones,
00:29:40could you please come with us?
00:29:42We're here to take you to get changed.
00:29:46That's so nice.
00:29:50Oh, my God.
00:30:02President,
00:30:04I heard this is the first time
00:30:06you'll be bringing a date.
00:30:08We are looking forward to seeing her.
00:30:10So am I.
00:30:12Cheers.
00:30:16Excuse us.
00:30:20Good evening, Mr. President.
00:30:22I've heard a rumor
00:30:24that your date
00:30:26works at a fried chicken shop.
00:30:28I'm afraid that's not true.
00:30:30She works at a fried chicken shop.
00:30:32I'm afraid that she might embarrass you.
00:30:34How many favors did you have to pull
00:30:36to find that out?
00:30:38Can't wait to meet her.
00:30:52That's a good job tonight.
00:30:54Thank you, Mr. President.
00:30:56Claire is on her way?
00:30:58Okay.
00:31:52That's Austin's date.
00:31:54She's gorgeous.
00:32:02You are shining brighter than a diamond tonight.
00:32:04Pretty dashing yourself.
00:32:06Wait here.
00:32:08I'll get us some drinks.
00:32:12Pretty girl.
00:32:14All alone?
00:32:16I'm relaxing.
00:32:18Your dress,
00:32:20it's so pretty.
00:32:22You can look,
00:32:24but don't touch.
00:32:26So sorry, President Walton.
00:32:28I did not know she was with you.
00:32:30Citizens of your country would appreciate
00:32:32you watching your behavior.
00:32:34Yes, of course.
00:32:48So,
00:32:50this is your date?
00:32:54This is your date?
00:32:56She has a name.
00:32:58You want to know?
00:33:00This is Claire.
00:33:02Monsieur President,
00:33:04it is an honor to meet you both.
00:33:06You as well.
00:33:08You don't know any of these people.
00:33:10I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself
00:33:12quickly.
00:33:14Claire, I'm sure
00:33:16you're quite a world traveler.
00:33:18This is...
00:33:20Mr. Dubois,
00:33:22it is so nice to meet you.
00:33:24And Miss Moreau.
00:33:26Enchantée.
00:33:28I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:33:30We are enjoying it very much.
00:33:32Merci.
00:33:34I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:33:36C'est magnifique.
00:33:38When you visit, we will make sure
00:33:40we give you the best hospitality.
00:33:42I would love that.
00:33:44President, have a wonderful evening
00:33:46Take your date.
00:33:48Suivez-moi.
00:33:52How did you...
00:33:54Mr. Dubois.
00:33:56Mr. Dubois.
00:33:58Mr. Dubois.
00:34:00Miss Moreau.
00:34:02Miss Moreau.
00:34:06You're just full of surprises.
00:34:08I'm not going to let you down.
00:34:10I'm going to check the time
00:34:12of the Taylor Swift performance
00:34:14Don't you miss that?
00:34:16I'm so excited.
00:34:26Claire,
00:34:28I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:34:30Can you please come out with me for some fresh air?
00:34:32Please?
00:34:34Yeah, of course.
00:34:40Hey, are you okay?
00:34:42You don't deserve to be his date.
00:34:44I'm sorry, what?
00:34:46Don't play dumb.
00:34:48You don't deserve Mr. President.
00:34:50It looks like she thinks William is the real president.
00:34:52Look, the president is not into me, okay?
00:34:54You're mistaken.
00:34:56Mistaken?
00:34:58This is his first time bringing a date to an event.
00:35:02And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:35:04Fake, I promise.
00:35:08Claire?
00:35:12Look, you think I'm stupid or something?
00:35:14Take it off.
00:35:16What are you doing?
00:35:18You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:35:20Take it off, right now.
00:35:38Claire!
00:35:40She's a girl!
00:35:46She's a girl!
00:35:48Go get help now!
00:35:56Shit!
00:35:58Get medical here ASAP.
00:36:10Claire?
00:36:30You okay?
00:36:32Yeah, I'm fine.
00:36:34You sure?
00:36:36Take Ms. Jones to the car.
00:36:38Mr. President.
00:36:44Mr. President, please don't have to-
00:36:46Stop! Stop talking!
00:36:48You crossed the line tonight.
00:36:50Your political career is over.
00:36:52No, no, no, you have to let me in!
00:36:58I'm so sorry, Claire.
00:37:00I'm putting you in danger.
00:37:02You said your job was dangerous.
00:37:04I understand.
00:37:08I'm sorry.
00:37:14What happened?
00:37:16Oh, it's just-
00:37:18A little more wound.
00:37:20Did it hurt?
00:37:26No.
00:37:28Come so close.
00:37:30Why?
00:37:32I don't know.
00:37:36I want to be able to control myself.
00:37:46You're soaked.
00:37:50Maybe you want to have a shower?
00:37:52I, um...
00:37:54I can't, uh...
00:37:56get out of this by myself.
00:37:58Could you...
00:38:00help me?
00:38:04Could you, um...
00:38:06help me?
00:38:24I'll be quick.
00:38:28Okay.
00:38:38Uh...
00:38:40William?
00:38:42Where did you get all of that money?
00:38:44Come here.
00:38:46Because I went to the party
00:38:48on behalf of the President,
00:38:50he gave me a bonus.
00:38:52Wow, that's such a nice boss.
00:38:54And I plan on using this money
00:38:56to help you open your own shop.
00:38:58Oh, William,
00:39:00I can't. That's way too much money.
00:39:02And plus, you got it, like, risky,
00:39:04so no, I can't accept it.
00:39:06It's not a gift.
00:39:08It's meant.
00:39:10You make a profit,
00:39:12I get a share.
00:39:14I know you've always dreamt of having your own shop.
00:39:16Wait.
00:39:18You think I can do it?
00:39:20Absolutely.
00:39:22The President also heard that
00:39:24your necklace broke,
00:39:26so he got us
00:39:28these rings.
00:39:40I won't let anyone question your place again.
00:39:42Will you thank the President for me?
00:39:44Yeah.
00:39:52Uh, wait a minute. There's one more thing.
00:39:54It's important.
00:39:56Yes, sir?
00:39:58Today is the grand opening of Claire's Chicken Shop.
00:40:00Keep me updated on how it's going.
00:40:02Yes, sir.
00:40:14Hello.
00:40:16Welcome to our grand opening.
00:40:18New owner, huh?
00:40:20Well, no wonder you don't know about the rules.
00:40:24Hey.
00:40:26What are you doing?
00:40:28You can't do that here.
00:40:30Listen, bitch.
00:40:32This street is mine.
00:40:34You wanna make money? You cut me in.
00:40:38Sir.
00:40:40Sir.
00:40:44Delay the meeting five minutes.
00:40:46Yes, sir.
00:40:50Officer Smith.
00:40:52I thought you had the street under surveillance.
00:40:54Don't worry, sir.
00:40:56We have it all under control.
00:40:58Leave?
00:41:00Or I'm gonna call the police.
00:41:02Call them.
00:41:04You think I'm scared of those boys?
00:41:06So you're the one who's gonna be a troublemaker.
00:41:10Tough guy.
00:41:12You're not gonna do anything.
00:41:14What are you gonna do?
00:41:16Huh?
00:41:20What? What are you saying?
00:41:22No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:41:28No, no, no, please!
00:41:30You left me no help.
00:41:32Who she is?
00:41:34Please, no!
00:41:36You know what to do now, right?
00:41:42Word to everyone. This place is under our protection.
00:41:44Nobody's gonna touch the chicken shop.
00:41:54Thanks?
00:41:58Congratulations.
00:42:00To the grand opening of our new chicken shop.
00:42:04Hold that thought.
00:42:08Yeah.
00:42:10It's a million-dollar arms deal. Do you want to review it again?
00:42:12It's a small.
00:42:14You can handle it yourself.
00:42:16Well, I've got to report to the investor.
00:42:24We made
00:42:26$200 today.
00:42:28That much on the first day.
00:42:32You're amazing.
00:42:34Look, don't worry. I'm gonna work extra hard
00:42:36to make more money
00:42:38so that you can, you know,
00:42:40quit your dangerous job
00:42:42and live peacefully.
00:42:44Thank you, Claire.
00:42:48I appreciate it.
00:42:54I actually think that's the most that I've had to drink.
00:42:56Really?
00:42:58Oh, yeah.
00:43:00I mean, my job does require me to stay pretty sharp.
00:43:02Oh, my gosh.
00:43:06I've never gotten a tattoo before.
00:43:10Come on.
00:43:16Hey, we're about to close.
00:43:22Holy crap.
00:43:24Are you the president?
00:43:28Yeah, I am.
00:43:30Nah, you're tricking me.
00:43:32You're the president's body double, right?
00:43:34Yeah, he's pretty convincing, huh?
00:43:38Shit, man.
00:43:40Yeah, you look just like him.
00:43:44Well, what do you want?
00:43:46Here.
00:43:58This one looks like my puppy
00:44:00when I was little. His name was Ferdie.
00:44:02This one?
00:44:04Are you sure?
00:44:06Mm-hmm.
00:44:12All done.
00:44:16Hey, wait!
00:44:20Can I get a photo with you?
00:44:22Uh...
00:44:26$10 a photo.
00:44:28No problem.
00:44:30Mom! Dad! Get off!
00:44:32Did you see that?
00:44:34That was a great business opportunity.
00:44:36It was a very clever idea.
00:44:40Oh, my God, we made so much!
00:44:42Oh, my God.
00:45:06What did that kiss mean?
00:45:09What did that kiss...
00:45:12Uh, it...
00:45:16It's because the lights aren't on,
00:45:18and it's really dark, and we couldn't see clearly,
00:45:20and our lips just happened to, like,
00:45:22brush past each other's accidentally.
00:45:24Oh.
00:45:26I see.
00:45:38Why were you able to pick me up so...
00:45:40I finish work early.
00:45:42Oh, I see.
00:45:44This is where we kissed last night.
00:45:52Now we won't have trouble seeing.
00:45:56What?
00:46:08Sorry.
00:46:16No excuses today, right?
00:46:20How did you do that?
00:46:22A magician never reveals their secrets.
00:46:28What? No, come on.
00:46:30Tell me.
00:46:38Why didn't this delivery include a room number?
00:46:40I guess I could ask room to room.
00:46:50Mr. President, we've got the leak.
00:46:58So you've been selling information
00:47:00about me and my wife.
00:47:02So you've been selling information
00:47:04about me and my wife.
00:47:08Looks like I've been too merciful with you.
00:47:12Hello? Did you order fried chicken?
00:47:16Hello?
00:47:18Claire's fried chicken.
00:47:22One has to be one of them.
00:47:24Sir, I'm sorry.
00:47:26You don't have to do this.
00:47:28Too late.
00:47:30Sir, I mean, Mr. President.
00:47:32Mr. President, you don't have to do this.
00:47:34You don't have to do this.
00:47:46William?
00:47:56William?
00:47:58William, what's going on?
00:48:00Why are you pointing a gun at someone?
00:48:04The President, he was...
00:48:06Why is he calling you the President?
00:48:08Why is he calling you the President?
00:48:10Didn't you say that you had work off today?
00:48:14This is just a training exercise
00:48:16This is just a training exercise
00:48:18with the doubles of my colleagues
00:48:20with the doubles of my colleagues
00:48:22just to make things look more realistic.
00:48:24just to make things look more realistic.
00:48:26No, it's just practice.
00:48:28Really?
00:48:40I'm the White House General Secretary's double.
00:48:42I'm the White House General Secretary's double.
00:48:44Just a little plastic surgery.
00:48:46Just a little plastic surgery.
00:48:48I'm the Defense Minister's double.
00:48:50I do...
00:48:52Neighborhood security?
00:48:54Neighborhood security?
00:48:56Neighborhood security?
00:48:58Oh, God.
00:49:00You guys really scared me. I thought you were in trouble.
00:49:02You guys really scared me. I thought you were in trouble.
00:49:04Well, thank you so much for taking care of my husband.
00:49:06Well, thank you so much for taking care of my husband.
00:49:08I really appreciate it.
00:49:10I really appreciate it.
00:49:14Oh!
00:49:16You guys should really come by our chicken shop.
00:49:18I mean, I would really love if you guys could stop by.
00:49:20I mean, I would really love if you guys could stop by.
00:49:22I love fried chicken.
00:49:24And because you're William's co-workers, I'll give you guys 30% off.
00:49:26And because you're William's co-workers, I'll give you guys 30% off.
00:49:28Thank you very much.
00:49:30Thank you very much.
00:49:32I will let you guys get back to your practice.
00:49:34I will let you guys get back to your practice.
00:49:36Oh, I can't forget this.
00:49:38Oh, I can't forget this.
00:49:40What?
00:49:42Wait!
00:49:44What now?
00:49:46What now?
00:49:48What now?
00:49:50Can we take a picture?
00:49:52Can we take a picture?
00:49:54Can we take a picture?
00:49:56Can we take a picture?
00:49:58Yeah, go on.
00:50:00Everybody's in!
00:50:02Everybody's in!
00:50:04Chicken!
00:50:06Chicken!
00:50:08Claire's fried chicken!
00:50:10Claire's fried chicken!
00:50:12Oh, we got a lot of new customers today.
00:50:14Oh, we got a lot of new customers today.
00:50:16Mr. President.
00:50:20Get on your knees now.
00:50:22Thank you for playing along.
00:50:24Thank you for playing along.
00:50:26Feel free to have the rest of the day off.
00:50:28Thank you, Mr. President.
00:50:30Get him out of here.
00:50:32Let's go.
00:50:34Mr. President, that was really close.
00:50:36Mr. President, that was really close.
00:50:38I worry we probably won't be able to keep her much longer.
00:50:40I worry we probably won't be able to keep her much longer.
00:50:42I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon.
00:50:44I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon.
00:50:56Oh, good, you're back.
00:50:58Could you please help me balance this?
00:51:00I'm having a really hard time.
00:51:04Let's see.
00:51:06Let's see.
00:51:12Our monthly profit is $3,786.60.
00:51:14Our monthly profit is $3,786.60.
00:51:16Wow, that's amazing.
00:51:18You're as smart as the President.
00:51:20You're as smart as the President.
00:51:24Would you...
00:51:28Would you want me to be the President?
00:51:32Would you want me to be the President?
00:51:36I...
00:51:40I just mean, if I was really the President,
00:51:42I just mean, if I was really the President,
00:51:44would that make you happier?
00:51:46Oh, no, I said the wrong thing.
00:51:48No, I don't want you to be the President.
00:51:50No, I said the wrong thing.
00:51:52Well, actually...
00:51:54Actually, I hate the President.
00:51:56You do?
00:51:58Yeah, my...
00:52:00Yeah, my...
00:52:02My dad died because of him.
00:52:04He was in the military, you know,
00:52:06and it was because of a decision that he made.
00:52:08and it was because of a decision that he made.
00:52:10Claire, I'm sorry.
00:52:12Now he probably won't think too much about it.
00:52:18I'll be right back.
00:52:24What?
00:52:26Dad?
00:52:28Hey, sweetheart.
00:52:30I'm out of prison.
00:52:32And your mom, a lot.
00:52:34How dare you even mention Mom?
00:52:36How dare you even mention Mom?
00:52:38Put her in a coma.
00:52:40And all she was trying to do was stop you from gambling things away.
00:52:42I've changed.
00:52:44I want to make things right with you both.
00:52:46Get me home.
00:52:54Anyway, sorry about that.
00:52:58Is everything okay?
00:53:00Yeah.
00:53:02It was just a spam call.
00:53:04You know if something happened, you can tell me.
00:53:06Yeah, I know.
00:53:08William,
00:53:10I won't drag you into this.
00:53:22Dad, why are we meeting here?
00:53:24Dad, why are we meeting here?
00:53:26Leopard.
00:53:28This is my daughter.
00:53:32Did she cover my gambles?
00:53:34Dad, seriously?
00:53:36I'm your daughter.
00:53:38How could you do that?
00:53:40I gave you life and raised you.
00:53:42I do what I want with her.
00:53:44Damn bitch, I know you.
00:53:46You got my brother killed.
00:53:50We'll settle all our scores tonight.
00:53:58Dad.
00:54:08Call your husband
00:54:10and tell him to bring me one million
00:54:12and I'll let you go.
00:54:14No, no, he's just an ordinary guy.
00:54:16He doesn't have that kind of money.
00:54:18Is that so?
00:54:20Pretty pricey.
00:54:22Let's see how important you really are to him.
00:54:25Our warship is ready to be deployed.
00:54:27We're actually consuming names at the moment.
00:54:31Let's name it Claire.
00:54:33Good name.
00:54:35I like it. Claire.
00:54:37Keeping America safe.
00:54:39Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:54:41We have a serious, serious situation, sir.
00:54:43What is it?
00:54:45It's Miss Jones.
00:54:47She's been kidnapped by the international mob
00:54:49and they're holding her in an underground casino right now.
00:54:51I've never heard of these assholes.
00:54:53Looks like now's the time.
00:54:55Just a little more to it, sir.
00:54:57They want you to go alone in the next hour
00:54:59or they're going to kill her.
00:55:05I can handle them on my own.
00:55:07No, Mr. President.
00:55:09It's too dangerous.
00:55:11The entire country relies on you.
00:55:13Yes, Mr. President.
00:55:15The future of America rests on your shoulders.
00:55:17Yeah, I would reconsider this, sir.
00:55:21My gun.
00:55:27I've made a decision, Mr. President.
00:55:29Are you really doing this for a girl?
00:55:33She's not just any girl.
00:55:35She's my girl.
00:55:43Contact traffic control.
00:55:45Clear me path.
00:55:51Where is he?
00:55:53My patience is running thin.
00:55:55She's still worth something, right?
00:55:57You know what? You're a real piece of shit.
00:55:59Time's up.
00:56:01And since your husband's coming, you're mine now.
00:56:13Who's this idiot?
00:56:17President?
00:56:19Come closer.
00:56:21Who the hell are you?
00:56:23No, no, no. He's not the President. He's Jittel.
00:56:27That makes sense.
00:56:29The real President wouldn't come here alone.
00:56:31Search him.
00:56:49William, why would you risk coming here?
00:56:53Because you're my family.
00:56:55Fried chicken girl.
00:56:57You can't be the President.
00:56:59You had me scared there for a moment.
00:57:01It's okay, everyone. He's just a stuntman.
00:57:07And what do you look?
00:57:09Now you want to see me have some fun with your wife?
00:57:11Fine by me.
00:57:19No!
00:57:43You still want to play?
00:57:45So you don't want to hurt yourself?
00:57:47I knew the real President could do that.
00:57:49I saw him on the battlefield.
00:57:51He went out bullets and still fought off ten men.
00:57:55He's a killing machine.
00:57:57I don't ever want to see your kind on American soil.
00:57:59We'll leave. I promise.
00:58:03Oh, and you.
00:58:07If you ever mess with my wife again,
00:58:11I will make sure you die in prison.
00:58:13I won't.
00:58:17I promise.
00:58:21William, who are you really?
00:58:33William?
00:58:39Claire, why did you lie to me?
00:58:41I'm your husband.
00:58:43If you can't trust me, who can you trust?
00:58:45You have.
00:58:47And what about you?
00:58:49You haven't told the truth from the very beginning.
00:58:57William?
00:59:01Who are you, William?
00:59:05Are you really the President?
00:59:11I am.
00:59:15What?
00:59:17You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:59:21What?
00:59:23Did you think that if I knew your true identity,
00:59:25I would just cling to you and make it impossible for you?
00:59:27We got married because you said that you wanted to repay me.
00:59:31What are you even saying?
00:59:33You can't see how much I adore you?
00:59:37You really can't feel it?
00:59:39I don't believe you.
00:59:41I mean, please.
01:00:11I love you.
01:00:21A delivery to the White House.
01:00:31Why are there so many reporters?
01:00:33Today,
01:00:35in front of all of America,
01:00:39I want to say I love you.
01:00:41I love you for who you are.
01:00:45And I want everyone to know your name.
01:00:53Claire,
01:00:57will you marry me?
01:00:59Will you marry me?
01:01:11No.
01:01:17Because we're already married.
01:01:29You're so stupid.
01:01:43You're so stupid.
01:01:47America, please welcome your First Lady.
01:01:59You
01:02:29You
01:02:59You
01:03:29You