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00:00Matty Matheson.
00:01Matheson.
00:04Tell us about your new salad.
00:05You're promoting a new salad?
00:06It's a book about soups, salads, and sandwiches.
00:10There's salads in it.
00:11Glenny Ball's been eating a new salad.
00:12Right.
00:13Ozempic.
00:13Good.
00:14You know?
00:15What do you think about Glenny Balls is doing this new thing
00:17where he cares more about his personal health...
00:20Yeah.
00:20...than he does about our fans?
00:23What do you mean?
00:24He's trying to not be s***.
00:25Yeah.
00:26Because it's good for him to live long.
00:28I'm still...
00:29Yeah, you should live long.
00:30That's not cool for our fans, is it?
00:31I'm still f***.
00:32I think it's a little selfish.
00:33Our fans care.
00:35I think they do care about him.
00:37What do you say to people who say,
00:39I don't need some guy in a toboggan
00:42with some cool mustache telling me about eating.
00:45I do it every day for my entire life.
00:47Exactly.
00:48What do you say to those people?
00:50Yeah, you can eat.
00:52People have been eating their whole lives,
00:54being told, you know, what to eat.
00:57You don't have to.
00:58You don't have to listen anymore.
00:59Our fans who watch this show every Sunday morning...
01:02Every Sunday.
01:03...are pooping when they watch it.
01:04Most of the time.
01:06It's when you get the best information.
01:08Do you mind if we do an old segment
01:10presented by Mommitas?
01:12Yeah, I'd love to.
01:13This segment is an old segment.
01:15We've done it many times.
01:16It's a foundation of our show.
01:18It's a cornerstone.
01:21This segment is called Poop or Pee.
01:23Good.
01:23In this segment, I'm going to give you a food
01:26and you tell me, is that food poop or pee?
01:28Okay.
01:29Chili.
01:31Poop.
01:34Yeah.
01:35I think if you ate chili, you'd poop more than you'd pee.
01:38You're Canadian.
01:39Syrup.
01:44More, yeah, it could be more poop too.
01:48Just because it's a liquid doesn't mean it's pee.
01:50People in America have a weird...
01:52We have a weird thing with Canada.
01:53Yeah.
01:54Because we like the idea of it.
01:57Yeah.
01:59But it seems like you guys are looking down on us.
02:04No, no.
02:07I don't think so.
02:09What's so funny about it?
02:10It's a good geographical joke.
02:11I like geography.
02:12It's funny.
02:13C-U-M.
02:16Com.
02:16Canada, United States, Mexico.
02:20I never thought of it that way.
02:21The maple syrup.
02:22Yeah.
02:23Is that a tree's C-U-M?
02:25Sap.
02:26Sap.
02:27S-A-P.
02:28S-A-P, and then you turn sap into syrup.
02:31Poop or pee?
02:33Beefsteak.
02:35Poop.
02:37What's your favorite animal?
02:42To kill and eat.
02:43Probably a cow then.
02:46Steak's good.
02:47The cow is a diverse animal.
02:48It is.
02:49It's literally black and white.
02:50Yeah, yeah.
02:52Some people like you might prefer to drink the milk.
02:56I love milk.
02:57Some people like gloomy balls might prefer to eat the butt.
02:59Exactly.
03:00Yeah.
03:01Do you mind if I reference my notes?
03:02I would love to.
03:03Yeah.
03:04It says, there are so many fast casual spots.
03:10Yeah.
03:11But that's all it says.
03:12That's a good note.
03:13I'm happy for that.
03:15Why no fast fancy?
03:17Fast fancy?
03:18There's fast fancy.
03:19Where?
03:22I don't know.
03:23I'm sure there's a lot of fast fancies out there though.
03:25Name one.
03:28Name one woman.
03:35You know?
03:37Exactly.
03:37You know?
03:38Yeah.
03:39Lisa Kanemoto.
03:41There's one.
03:42Chinese.
03:45Japanese.
03:47Sashimi chefs.
03:50What are they?
03:51They cut fish.
03:53They cut the fish.