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00:00I know you're going to your dad's for Christmas, but New Year's, you're going out with me and my girl Lola.
00:05That sounds fun, but dad and I always watch...
00:07Please don't finish that!
00:08Ryan Seacrest Rockin' Eve!
00:12Dad and I have spent every Christmas together since I was born.
00:15We're each other's only family now.
00:17Are you skating on the lake?
00:18It's tradition.
00:22I was just wondering what day I should come up for the holidays.
00:24Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
00:26Did you turn my bedroom into a gym or something?
00:31Brandy, what are you doing here?
00:33Stop! Stop raping my dad, fool!
00:37Brandy and I are seeing each other.
00:38Like seeing each other's...
00:40...breasts?
00:43I'm going to punch you in the throat, widow raper!
00:46Brandy and I went to high school together.
00:48She was my nemesis.
00:49Shit!
00:50And now she's dating my father.
00:52Yeah, that has a certain ick factor to it.
00:54Oh my god, I borrowed a tampon from her wedding.
00:57I think that makes us Eskimo sisters.
00:59No, it doesn't.
01:01A lot's changed since then.
01:03Give her a chance.
01:04She can't just show up and wave her magic tits around and think she's part of this family.
01:08Do you have some fetish for old guys?
01:10You want to hop on pop?
01:11Your father is a spectacular lover.
01:14No, no, no, no!
01:15Erase! Erase!
01:16I have to do something.
01:17You could be the bigger person and break them up.
01:20Or process your emotions like an adult.
01:23I'm a lover.
01:24You used to be Brandy Barnes next door neighbor.
01:25I used to date Brandy.
01:26Do you want to join us tomorrow?
01:27Are you asking me on a date?
01:28I will guarantee you a $2,000 bar tab.
01:32You're the man from her past?
01:33The one who got away?
01:34This is kind of weird, right?
01:35If you want to go to war with me, I'll win.
01:38Guard your titties, bitch!
01:42What's all this?
01:43Just your standard uniform for cookie baking.
01:46Oh, there are mugs too?
01:47We're all in this together.
01:50We need to do something to liven up this party.
01:54Did he really have to take his shirt off to do that?
01:57Oh my dear.
01:59You got any gloves?
02:00Dad, no.
02:03Dad, are you okay?
02:04Oh my God!
02:05Christmas is cancelled!
02:08God bless us.
02:09Everyone.
02:11Merry Christmas.
02:12Merry Christmas.
02:13Merry Christmas.
02:14Merry Christmas.
02:15Merry Christmas.
02:16Everyone.
02:20It's nice to see you in your...
02:23Sister?
02:24I'm his daughter.
02:25Right.
02:26She's boning him.