WWF Saturday Night's Main Event: May 3, 1986

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00:00:00Can anyone defeat this serpent, the ancient symbol of all that is evil?

00:00:12Tonight, this man, Ricky the Dragon Steve-O, will try.

00:00:15The dragon will slay that slimy snake.

00:00:18But he'll have to face two snakes, Jake the Snake Roberts and his 12-foot python, Damien.

00:00:26Then it's the battle of the big boys as 468-pound King Kong Bundy goes belly to belly with 430-pound

00:00:33Uncle Elmer.

00:00:34Be there when worlds collide.

00:00:37Also on tonight's card, our newly crowned world tag team champions, the British Bulldogs

00:00:42in their first title defense against Nikolai Volkov and the Iron Sheep.

00:00:47Can Britannia rule the ring or will the sun set on the British Empire?

00:00:52We'll see tonight.

00:00:54And Mr. Wonderful Paul Arndorff will risk his classic profile and heavenly body against

00:00:59adorable Adrian Adonis.

00:01:03I want this man.

00:01:04I've always wanted this man.

00:01:08And finally, in a Wild West shootout, world champion Hulk Hogan, the Junkyard Dog, and

00:01:13the Haiti Kid will stand tall against the Lowdown Funk Brothers.

00:01:17In just a few minutes, we've got a big surprise for the Funk Brothers.

00:01:21This is a dog eat dog world, and every dog needs a bone to chew on.

00:01:51It'll be the steel cage matchup Hulk Hogan versus King Kong Bundy, highlights of that

00:02:17matchup.

00:02:18Ladies and gentlemen, a man who was outside at ringside on that occasion, joining me now

00:02:22as color commentator, Bobby the Brain Heenan, otherwise known as Weasel.

00:02:23I've come here to add some class to this show.

00:02:24I'm the kind of a man that demands respect.

00:02:25I'll tell you one thing.

00:02:26Look at the way I'm dressed.

00:02:27This suit hangs in my closet until your suit has to be back by noon tomorrow.

00:02:28So you treat me with some dignity.

00:02:29For the next hour and a half, you and everybody else are going to regret calling me Weasel.

00:02:30All the best.

00:02:47Well, the Funk Brothers likely will be treated with the same portion of dignity as Bobby

00:02:51the Brain Heenan will be treated by this capacity crowd.

00:02:53Earlier on, me and Gene Oakland spoke with the Funk Brothers concerning a matchup with

00:02:58Hulk Hogan and the Junkyard Dog.

00:03:00Let's take it to Gene.

00:03:01Here we go, Hulk.

00:03:02Make a great catch now.

00:03:03All right, Hulk.

00:03:04Super, baby.

00:03:05I like it, interrupting.

00:03:06What's going on here, fellas?

00:03:08Are you practicing another illegal move, Jimmy Hart?

00:03:11No, man, we're working on reflexes.

00:03:13You know, it's hand-to-eye coordination.

00:03:15The Funk Brothers are always in training.

00:03:17How about it, Terry?

00:03:18Yeah, if you don't watch it, we're gonna train your ears to touch.

00:03:21The long way.

00:03:23Well, perhaps, gentlemen, if I may, let's go to the videotape.

00:03:27The following incident occurred during the course of WrestleMania II.

00:03:30There it is, JYD hitting Hoss Funk, and you can see the mouth fires in.

00:03:37The megaphone, wham, Funk up from behind,

00:03:41hits the JYD square in the head with a brilliant tactical move on the part of

00:03:46Jimmy Hart.

00:03:47Terry Funk rolling over, holding on to that knee, covers the dog.

00:03:50One, two, three, and there it is.

00:03:53You might not like it, but the Funk Brothers want it.

00:03:56Well, after seeing that tape, Jimmy Hart, certainly Junkyard Dog and

00:03:59heavyweight champ Hulk Hogan alerted to the tactics of the Funks.

00:04:02And of course, the Haiti Kid will be in their corner.

00:04:05What are you gonna do about that?

00:04:06Well, I'll tell you what, baby,

00:04:07the Funk Brothers are gonna take care of Hulk Hogan and the Junkyard Dog.

00:04:09And I got a special surprise for the Haiti Kid,

00:04:11cuz I'm gonna take care of him.

00:04:13And here he is now, baby, Jimmy Jack Funk, baby, Jimmy Jack Funk.

00:04:16Thank you very much, Johnny, for tag team action.

00:04:19Vince McMahon, let's go back to you.

00:04:22Surprise.

00:04:23Okay, well, you can see the Funks haven't changed their attitude.

00:04:27Well, I bet Gene right now is with champion Hulk Hogan and

00:04:31the Junkyard Dog along with the Haiti Kid.

00:04:33Gene.

00:04:34Gentlemen, what have we done in the way of precautions tonight?

00:04:37One thing, Mean Gene, is this man right here, the Haiti Kid,

00:04:41he's our answer to Jimmy Hart.

00:04:44All right, what about it, Haiti?

00:04:45I never worry about a man who wears red underwear.

00:04:48But he is much larger, Hulk.

00:04:50Well, you know, Mean Gene, Jimmy Hart may weigh more, he may be a lot larger, but

00:04:54this little dude right here has got a lot more heart, brother.

00:04:58Okay, okay, gentlemen, I must admit that the Funks seem to have a vendetta

00:05:02against this man, the Junkyard Dog.

00:05:04JYD, why do they hate you?

00:05:06Well, you know, Mean Gene, I'm one of the top dog, I am the top dog.

00:05:10And I always have all kind of left dog following behind me.

00:05:13But I always take my bite when it's time, daddy.

00:05:16I hear you.

00:05:17Well, you know, Mean Gene, the thing is that JYD, man,

00:05:20he's one of the most popular wrestlers in the world today.

00:05:22And these buck washers, they're just jealous, man.

00:05:25Jealous of the money, jealous of the cheers, and especially jealous of the fans.

00:05:30You know, dudes, we shouldn't keep them waiting anymore, man.

00:05:32Let's go get those Funk brothers.

00:05:34All right, I thank you, gentlemen.

00:05:36Get ready for the roof to blow off this place.

00:05:39Back to you, Vince.

00:05:40Coming down the aisle with the hating kid by their side.

00:05:47From Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 280 pounds, the Junkyard Dog.

00:05:55And from Venice Beach, California, weighing 302 pounds,

00:06:01the World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion, Hulk Hogan.

00:06:07The megawatts of electricity pour into Providence Civic Center as this man,

00:06:13Hulk Hogan, makes his way to the ring along with the Junkyard Dog.

00:06:17Look at that chain of the dogs around the neck of the Hulkster as he and

00:06:20the hating kid get down.

00:06:22Yes, sir.

00:06:23Are you gonna get that chain away from Hulk Hogan?

00:06:25That's a lethal weapon.

00:06:26Look at this.

00:06:27The Junkyard Dog with Hulk Funk.

00:06:29No, it's Terry Funk slamming the cams.

00:06:31Hulk makes a launch.

00:06:32Hulk, likewise, slam down the cams.

00:06:35Fork again, down.

00:06:36Look at this.

00:06:37The Hulkster, on all fours like a full mastodon, headbutting in there.

00:06:41The Funk brothers are in trouble right from the start.

00:06:44They've reversed roles.

00:06:45They don't even know who they are, McMahon.

00:06:47The Junkyard Dog doesn't know if he's Hogan.

00:06:48Hogan don't know if he's the Junkyard Dog.

00:06:50There it is.

00:06:51Hating kid on the outside.

00:06:51He has no business.

00:06:52He's pulling Jimmy Hart down.

00:06:54Get him, Jimmy.

00:06:55Get him. Get your hands on him.

00:06:56The hating kid running underneath the ring.

00:06:58They're looking for him.

00:06:59I don't believe they can.

00:06:59Here he comes out the other side.

00:07:01Now, the guy's like a cocker spaniel with a flea car on his head.

00:07:04He doesn't belong at ringside.

00:07:05He doesn't belong in professional wrestling.

00:07:07The hating kid safely back in the arms of the Junkyard Dog and Hulk Hogan

00:07:12as they prepare for this matchup with the Funk brothers.

00:07:15I'll tell you something, McMahon.

00:07:16You can sit here all you want and praise Hulk Hogan and the Junkyard Dog

00:07:19and that miserable little midget.

00:07:20But you're going to have a little trouble with me this evening,

00:07:22because I'm going to call fairly.

00:07:24Oh, look at this.

00:07:25The slam not working.

00:07:26But this one will.

00:07:27Hulk Hogan slammed down to the canvas again by the Junkyard Dog.

00:07:33And every dog is definitely going to have his bone.

00:07:35And it looks like that Hulk Hogan and the Junkyard Dog

00:07:38are going to do a lot of chewing tonight.

00:07:40Yeah, well, chewing is a professional wrestling.

00:07:42Professional wrestling is matching wits with a man, hold for hold,

00:07:45not getting out there with some chain and biting somebody.

00:07:47Let's see what kind of athletes they are.

00:07:49You know, you're very one-sided.

00:07:50You're very biased.

00:07:51You can't sit in that chair and call the whole thing perfectly straight.

00:07:54You always got to be for the underdog or the Hulk Hogan's

00:07:57in this world.

00:07:58I'm sick and tired of it.

00:07:59Terry Funk now.

00:08:01Preparing to lock back up with the Junkyard Dog.

00:08:05You notice on the seat of his pants, he's got the word thump.

00:08:08What do you, thump?

00:08:10T-H-U-M-P. Now, what's that supposed to mean?

00:08:13Well, you can ask the guy down on campus, meaning that Hoss Funk and Terry Funk

00:08:18make the greatest lunging.

00:08:19Oh, my.

00:08:21Might have to break his shoulder.

00:08:22What a sensational move by the Junkyard Dog.

00:08:26Jimmy Hart over there, assisting both Hoss and Jimmy now, assisting Terry.

00:08:30I don't think he knows where he is.

00:08:32He knows where he is.

00:08:33It's Hogan that doesn't know where he is.

00:08:34He should be holding up the tag rope.

00:08:35He should be in the corner.

00:08:37And Haiti Kid should forget about Jimmy Hart and just let these four men

00:08:40wrestle and have a mess.

00:08:41Look out.

00:08:42Here he comes.

00:08:42Get him, Terry.

00:08:43Get him.

00:08:43He's going after that midget.

00:08:44Oh, great man.

00:08:45He's got him.

00:08:45Pull that dirty little midget out of here.

00:08:47Get him.

00:08:47Wait a minute.

00:08:48The Junkyard Dog with a handful of hair pulls Terry Funk to the ropes now.

00:08:51Only trouble about touching the Haiti Kid is he never know where he's been.

00:08:56Down to the canvas, Terry Funk.

00:08:59Yeah.

00:09:00I'll figure out what that thumb means.

00:09:01That must have meant in the area that his mom and dad whipped him.

00:09:04Well, they didn't whip him good enough.

00:09:05That's what the Funk's are going to have to do it this evening.

00:09:07Probably stunts and throws.

00:09:09All right.

00:09:09Now, this time, Hulk Hogan legally tagged into the match now.

00:09:16Hulk Hogan.

00:09:17He's going to be the World Wrestling Federation champion

00:09:20squaring off against Hoss Funk.

00:09:21Oh, here comes the lone ranger.

00:09:23Taino, he's going to save the day now.

00:09:26All right.

00:09:27Headlock now by Hulk Hogan.

00:09:29Funk trying to set him up.

00:09:31Wrist bust.

00:09:31Here we go.

00:09:32The Hulk's are holding him to the ropes.

00:09:33Look.

00:09:33Both Funk brothers wrung and wrung.

00:09:36Toshido.

00:09:37Oh, yeah.

00:09:39Hulk Hogan bringing it down.

00:09:42You know, I can't believe it.

00:09:43I can't believe they're letting Hulk Hogan get away with this.

00:09:45He's throwing two right into the ring.

00:09:47He's just going completely berserk.

00:09:48Oh, and drops the elbow.

00:09:50Perfect act there.

00:09:51One.

00:09:51Bring it to him.

00:09:52Kick out.

00:09:54Hogan goes to count of three.

00:09:56A little strategy there on the part of Jimmy Hart, Terry Funk.

00:09:59But meanwhile, it's Hoss Funk locked in there with the Junkyard Dog.

00:10:03See, that's a smart move.

00:10:04Hulk Hogan looks like he had everything going.

00:10:06Then he tags out the illiterate Junkyard Dog.

00:10:08That's a lot of brains.

00:10:09Look at that clothesline by the Dog.

00:10:11He's proud of it.

00:10:12Yeah, he's proud of it.

00:10:14His father had nine months in the best he could come up

00:10:16with the name of his junkyard.

00:10:19All right, tag back in now.

00:10:21Terry Funk.

00:10:24And the Haiti Kid looking on, and he's quite a good lunch.

00:10:29Haiti Kid's set a record.

00:10:30He's the only human being that can do 250 sit-ups underneath a Chevy.

00:10:36Ooh, what a shot.

00:10:37Elbow follow through.

00:10:39Terry Funk trying to bring a Junkyard Dog.

00:10:42Yes, he does.

00:10:43Has him in the front corner now.

00:10:44Should never hit him in the head.

00:10:46It's amazing how Mother Nature protects the weakest part of the body

00:10:48with the strongest.

00:10:51Look at this double team effort.

00:10:52Hulk's still coming over to break it up.

00:10:54Get Hogan out of there.

00:10:55Get him out of there.

00:10:56Come on.

00:10:57Double team effort now.

00:10:58Oh, that's what you call teamwork.

00:11:00The Funk Brothers.

00:11:02And Jimmy Hart jumping for joy on that occasion.

00:11:04If Duran would have had that punch, he'd still be boxing.

00:11:07Somebody ought to get a stipletter so that little subhuman

00:11:10can see into the ring.

00:11:11All right, right now, boxing.

00:11:12Oh, block.

00:11:13Nice.

00:11:13The Junkyard Dog with a right hand spins Terry Funk around.

00:11:17Terry Funk reaching for the tag.

00:11:19Jimmy Hart pleading.

00:11:20Finally, the tag is made by the Funk Brothers.

00:11:22Come on, Hoss, slow it down.

00:11:23Keep it to your pace.

00:11:25The Dog now, riding up Hoss Funk.

00:11:27Out in front, reversal.

00:11:29Uh-oh, this is a goodbye, Dog.

00:11:31Terry Funk already missing.

00:11:33Hoss, Terry Funk in there.

00:11:35The Hulkster sends the Funk Brothers together.

00:11:38Down to the concrete again, Terry Funk.

00:11:41Hulk Hogan's completely gone nuts in there.

00:11:43With a grinding iron in his hand, Jimmy Hart.

00:11:46I like it.

00:11:47No, no.

00:11:48Oh, midget shish kebab, my favorite.

00:11:51I love it.

00:11:52I love it, Jimmy.

00:11:53I'm proud of you.

00:11:54He's running for his life, Jimmy Hart.

00:11:56Harpooning over the officials.

00:11:58He is literally running for his life.

00:12:00Hulk Hogan coming after Jimmy Hart.

00:12:03He harpooned their little specimen, didn't he?

00:12:06Jimmy Hart safely out of the Funk Corner.

00:12:09But look at this.

00:12:10A Haiti kid hurt, hurt badly, I think.

00:12:13See, when you mess with the big boys, you get hurt.

00:12:16Of all midgets out there, remember that.

00:12:17Stay in your own realm.

00:12:18I can't believe what we just saw.

00:12:20That took a lot of guts on the part of the Funk Brothers

00:12:22and Jimmy Hart.

00:12:23Oh, look at that.

00:12:24Oh, it looks like Junkyard Dog's on his way to rid a midget.

00:12:27He's going to get another midget.

00:12:30All right, we are back with more of the tag team matchup.

00:12:32However, the Junkyard Dog is not back, nor is the Haiti kid.

00:12:36I don't know where he could be with that little midget.

00:12:38He probably just went out back and dumped him.

00:12:40If he's smart, he better stay out there, too.

00:12:43And now, it's Hulk Hogan hammering away on Hoss Funk.

00:12:47Slapped him down the cap, the right hand,

00:12:48and Terry Funk takes one.

00:12:50Down he goes.

00:12:50One of the announcers, people, look at that.

00:12:53Terry Funk knocked down again, and Hulk Hogan single-handedly

00:12:57was beating Hoss moments ago, but now the Junkyard Dog

00:13:00is back.

00:13:01I don't see no sign of the Haiti kid.

00:13:03Do you, Mr. McMahon?

00:13:04I don't think we'll see the Haiti kid for a while right now.

00:13:07I don't think you'll ever see him again.

00:13:09Hoss Funk finds the champion in the corner.

00:13:11Ooh, what a forearm uppercut.

00:13:13Hoss Funk with another one.

00:13:16A series of forearm uppercuts.

00:13:18The champion pulled off to the middle ring.

00:13:19Suplex coming up.

00:13:20No, Hulkster blocks it.

00:13:22Hoss Funk, Haiti, down to the cap.

00:13:27On cover, could be over, too.

00:13:29Almost.

00:13:29Look at Terry Funk coming in.

00:13:32Junkyard Dog in there now.

00:13:33Headbutt on Hoss.

00:13:35I think you're going to have to get a traffic cop to direct this match.

00:13:38Hulk Hogan whipping the ropes down to the concrete floor.

00:13:42Oh, wait a minute.

00:13:42Terry Funk's there behind him.

00:13:44Here comes, with a branding arm, right to the ribs.

00:13:47The King Kong Bundy hurt a couple of weeks ago.

00:13:49Well, you know that old saying, what's good for a midget's good for a Hulk.

00:13:54Come on, kick it away.

00:13:55Come on, Jimmy, give me a break.

00:13:56Look at that.

00:13:57Come on, Jimmy, where are you shooting at?

00:13:59Come on, Jimmy, kick it.

00:14:00Go for three points.

00:14:02The champion taking abuse from both Terry Funk and Jimmy Hoss.

00:14:06Setting him up.

00:14:07Where's he taking him?

00:14:09He's taking him out to the crowd.

00:14:10Taking him back to Midget City.

00:14:12He's going to put him out back to the midget.

00:14:13The champion just slammed.

00:14:15Look at, oh, yeah.

00:14:17Funk slammed to the concrete floor.

00:14:19The dog over there.

00:14:22Where's the referee?

00:14:23Can't he stop this?

00:14:25He's signing him out now.

00:14:26The Junkyard Dog whipped Terry Funk.

00:14:27The champion waiting for him.

00:14:29No, no.

00:14:30Black Bundy comes again to the concrete floor.

00:14:34Yeah, a real proud man, isn't he?

00:14:36A real proud man, isn't he?

00:14:38Come on, Jimmy, you got to get him up.

00:14:39You got to get him moving.

00:14:41I think it's all over, but it's not all over for Hoss.

00:14:43Funk taking more abuse.

00:14:44Whipping him up.

00:14:45Go!

00:14:45And a kick by the champion.

00:14:47If you know the Funks like I know the Funks,

00:14:48it's never all over.

00:14:50I don't care what your opinion is.

00:14:52And down and to the Junkyard Dog.

00:14:54Wait a minute.

00:14:55The tag is made.

00:14:55The Haiti Kid's back now.

00:14:57Yes, hop off that.

00:14:58That shows his test of fortitude.

00:14:59Oh, wait a minute.

00:15:00Is that the same midget?

00:15:01You know, you can't tell them apart.

00:15:02You've seen one midget.

00:15:03You've seen them all.

00:15:05The Junkyard Dog.

00:15:06And there goes Hoss Funk.

00:15:08Tries to set him up now.

00:15:10Whips him to the buckle.

00:15:12And move.

00:15:12Oh, did you see that?

00:15:14A right hand into the esophagus.

00:15:16Forearm uppercut.

00:15:18The Funks, once again, with momentum on their side.

00:15:23Hoss Funk looking to make the tag.

00:15:26And the Haiti Kid smarting from the attack.

00:15:28Wait a minute.

00:15:29What's he got a headset on?

00:15:31That's the worst toothache I've ever seen on him.

00:15:33He's looking for sympathy.

00:15:34The only thing he's missing is a flag and a drum.

00:15:36All right, the Haiti Kid leading his capacity crowd on.

00:15:40This is JYD.

00:15:41JYD.

00:15:42No, you're wrong.

00:15:43You're wrong.

00:15:44He's not leading the people on.

00:15:46You know what he's doing?

00:15:47That's how you hail a cab in Haiti.

00:15:48He's looking to get out of there, pal.

00:15:50He's looking for a way home.

00:15:52Ooh, with a left hand by Terry Funk.

00:15:54Look at that look on the face of the Dog.

00:15:56Junkyard setting up Terry Funk.

00:15:59Ooh, a front off his nose line.

00:16:01Both of them.

00:16:02He's down.

00:16:04You know, I'm tired of that midget obstructing my view.

00:16:09Trying to, the Dog trying to tag out,

00:16:11inching over the corner of the hook,

00:16:13reaching down for the tag.

00:16:14Terry Funk pulls him back.

00:16:15Why doesn't the referee get the Haiti Kid off that apron?

00:16:20If Hart was up, it would be on his case.

00:16:24Bam, by Terry Funk.

00:16:28Terry Funk out on the apron now.

00:16:30He's trying to polish off the Junkyard Dog.

00:16:32Going up, going up to the top rope.

00:16:34Take the Otis up to the top.

00:16:36He does.

00:16:36He misses.

00:16:37No.

00:16:40The Dog crawls over.

00:16:41Tags the champion, Hulk Hogan.

00:16:45The Hulkster in there.

00:16:46Ooh, with a clothesline.

00:16:48Off the rope.

00:16:49Drops the leg.

00:16:50Covering.

00:16:51One, two, three.

00:16:53His shoulder wasn't down.

00:16:54It was not down.

00:16:56Yes, indeed.

00:16:57The shoulders were down.

00:16:58And now we're seeing a display, another display

00:17:00of unsportsmanlike conduct.

00:17:02This, of course, the way the Funk Brothers react to losing.

00:17:05Oh, wait a minute.

00:17:06Look what's happening.

00:17:07Oh, good.

00:17:08Oh, they're making me happy now.

00:17:10They're not going to do it.

00:17:11Drop him, Jimmy.

00:17:12Drop him.

00:17:13Hit him so hard, you change his zip tie.

00:17:14I can't believe that.

00:17:16Hit him, Jimmy.

00:17:17Best to rock this thing.

00:17:18Scratch him out.

00:17:19Look it.

00:17:20He looks like he's almost four feet tall.

00:17:21The Hulkster and the Dog on the outside.

00:17:23But now, I think they have the branding iron.

00:17:24Yes.

00:17:25Jimmy Hart hugging the legs of the Hulkster.

00:17:27And Hart pulled him.

00:17:28Oh, I like it.

00:17:29Oh, the Hulkster pulled Jimmy Hart outside.

00:17:33Look at Jimmy Hart wearing glasses.

00:17:34Hulk has no business laying his hands on Jimmy Hart.

00:17:37The Dog back in the ring.

00:17:39Oh, and what's happening over here?

00:17:41Oh, yes.

00:17:42The Hulkster hooks Jimmy Hart in the Haiti Kid.

00:17:45Oh, yeah.

00:17:46Look at that.

00:17:46Oh, that's disgusting.

00:17:48While a 300-pound man holds 150-pound Jimmy Hart,

00:17:51that little ninja takes advantage of him.

00:17:54Jimmy Hart got exactly what he deserved.

00:17:56There's no doubt about it.

00:17:57The Haiti Kid runs for cover.

00:17:58Yeah, runs for cover.

00:17:59There should be some kind of a leash

00:18:00law against the Haiti Kid.

00:18:02I'd like to take him for a walk.

00:18:03I'd like to take him for a walk.

00:18:04But apparently, I'm a big plate of midget chow.

00:18:07Jimmy Hart along with the Funk Brothers.

00:18:10And they have gotten a little dose of their own medicine.

00:18:13There's Jimmy Jack.

00:18:14He is too little, too late.

00:18:16Something you cannot say about the Haiti Kid.

00:18:19Yeah, too bad, Jimmy.

00:18:21Now, all night long, they put their hands all over Jimmy Hart.

00:18:24Now, you're so one-sided.

00:18:25It's amazing.

00:18:26The Hulkster and the Jedi Dog with a fabulous victory.

00:18:31Almost a game-go-long here in Providence.

00:18:48And Hulk, I mean, is running wild.

00:18:51Get down with the Hulkster.

00:18:52I mean, I've got to sit here right

00:18:53now, hear their jet music, and watch these two people

00:18:56dance back and forth and raise each other.

00:18:58It's disgusting.

00:19:12For the World Wrestling Federation

00:19:14Internet Champion, Hulk Hogan and the Junkyard

00:19:17Dog, a fabulous victory.

00:19:19Yeah, I was trying to look on your windows tonight.

00:19:22That'd make a stay in the house, wouldn't it?

00:19:24All right, stay tuned for more World Wrestling

00:19:27Federation action with the tag team

00:19:29countermatch coming at you.

00:19:31Jake The Snake against Ricky the Dragon's

00:19:34team, all night and more.

00:19:40King Kong Bundy.

00:19:43That's not tons of fun in there, I'll tell you.

00:19:45That is indeed a gargantuan athlete.

00:19:47And I'm happy to say, Bobby the Brain Heenan

00:19:49on his way now to the ringside.

00:19:50Good luck, Mr. Heenan.

00:19:51Whoa, whoa, McMahon, not so fast.

00:19:54I'm going to show you here a little something that

00:19:56shows you why Bundy has the advantage in this match.

00:19:59Let's go right now to the weigh-in.

00:20:02All right, ladies and gentlemen, today's weigh-in

00:20:04in preparation for tonight's Battle of the Big Boys

00:20:07here on Saturday night's main event, when Uncle Elmer

00:20:10meets King Kong Bundy, my guest at this time, manager,

00:20:13of course, of King Kong Bundy, Bobby the Brain Heenan,

00:20:16here to watch the proceedings and get the exact figures

00:20:18off the scale.

00:20:19Just to make sure everything's on the up and up.

00:20:20They don't come any bigger.

00:20:21They don't come any stronger.

00:20:22They don't come any faster than King Kong Bundy.

00:20:24All right, King Kong Bundy, if I could prevail upon you, sir,

00:20:27tipping the scales at officially 468 pounds,

00:20:34big, big boy, King Kong.

00:20:36That's right.

00:20:37Uncle Elmer's in big trouble tonight.

00:20:40And then there was that slap, Uncle Elmer.

00:20:43All right, ladies and gentlemen, here's the other principal

00:20:45in tonight's Battle of the Big Boys,

00:20:48Uncle Elmer, for the official weigh-in.

00:20:50Of course, Bobby Heenan, you've elected to stay here

00:20:52and get the official reading yourself.

00:20:54Well, I just want to make sure my man gets a fair shake.

00:20:57All right, Uncle Elmer, with Uncle Elmer's fried pig parts,

00:21:00I want you to get up on the scale.

00:21:02And Elmer, if you would, I'll take that bucket,

00:21:04if I could, please.

00:21:05No, you're not going to take the bucket.

00:21:06I'm going to eat it all myself.

00:21:08It's all going down there anyway, right down here.

00:21:10All right, let's get the official tabulation

00:21:12here on the holy Toledo.

00:21:14I can't believe it, Bobby Heenan, 430 pounds.

00:21:17That just goes to show you, you take 200 pounds of manure,

00:21:20200 pounds of cellulite, 30 pounds of pig parts,

00:21:23and you get the biggest hillbilly lipid in the world today.

00:21:26Yeehaw!

00:21:28Good old Uncle Elmer.

00:21:30Well, like I said, big man, here comes that big 430-pound

00:21:33illiterate hillbilly lipid.

00:21:35Now, you want to explain what a lipid is?

00:21:38You're showing your lack of intelligence.

00:21:40A lipid is a mass of human fatty tissue.

00:21:44There's 430 pounds of it right there without a brain.

00:21:47There's also, of course, the gargantuan girth

00:21:50of one King Kong Bundy.

00:21:52Look at the size of him.

00:21:53Yes, but see, what you're letting roll back

00:21:55in the back of your mind, Bundy is an athlete.

00:21:58Bundy is the only wrestler ever to put Hulk Hogan

00:22:01in the hospital.

00:22:03What has this man ever accomplished?

00:22:05Well, if Bundy's an athlete, how would you describe Uncle Elmer?

00:22:08Well, I would describe him as a 430-pound lipid

00:22:11or a human dumpster.

00:22:14Well, it may be King Kong Bundy who's stuck on the canvas

00:22:18for the three count here on Saturday night's main event.

00:22:21And I think you're making a classic mistake.

00:22:23You should not be here.

00:22:25You should be at ringside.

00:22:26Don't you worry where I should be.

00:22:28I'm going to sit right here

00:22:29so some commentating is done fairly.

00:22:31How about that?

00:22:32Look at the power of Elmer.

00:22:33I bet it surprised you as well as Bundy.

00:22:35Nothing surprises me.

00:22:37Ooh, yeah.

00:22:38Elmer Hartley moves.

00:22:41And he Hartley moves again.

00:22:44You wait a minute.

00:22:45He'll be moving later on, though,

00:22:46after eating those pig parts.

00:22:47All right, look at this.

00:22:48He's probably moving right now.

00:22:50Nobody knows it.

00:22:52Bundy.

00:22:53What's that on the back of his shirt?

00:22:55Oh, I know what that is.

00:22:56What's on the back of Elmer's shirt?

00:22:58Yeah, that's the address where they're going to send

00:23:00that 430-pound carcass.

00:23:02Right now, it's King Kong Bundy in control.

00:23:04Bundy working on the ribs of Elmer,

00:23:06much like he did some months ago

00:23:08against Champion Hulk Hogan.

00:23:09And he's cheating just like he did

00:23:11against the champion as well.

00:23:13Elmer's down.

00:23:14He looks like the Hindenburg in denim.

00:23:18Bundy on top of Elmer.

00:23:21Not hovering away.

00:23:23Stay on him, Bundy.

00:23:24Stay on him.

00:23:25Choke the breath out of that sauce.

00:23:27You know, I wonder if Granny's back home watching this.

00:23:30I doubt it because if they don't have indoor plumbing,

00:23:32they certainly don't have a TV.

00:23:34Bundy right now.

00:23:36Right now, there's a good-looking Elmer.

00:23:39Watch as it is.

00:23:41Yeah, that's a pretty face, huh?

00:23:44You know, he's only probably 11 years old.

00:23:46They age real quick down there in the woods.

00:23:49And a right hand.

00:23:50Look at that.

00:23:52Heed and concerned.

00:23:54Come on, Bundy.

00:23:55Come on.

00:23:56Go back up.

00:23:57Go back up.

00:23:58All right, Elmer, moving in.

00:23:59Oh, yeah, look at that.

00:24:00Come on, Bundy.

00:24:01Come on.

00:24:02And another one.

00:24:03Bundy's in trouble.

00:24:04He's in big trouble.

00:24:05Elmer uses a secret weapon, I would think.

00:24:07Yeah, 430 pounds of pig parts.

00:24:10Come on, Bundy.

00:24:11Come on.

00:24:12And now they're moving.

00:24:13And so is Bundy.

00:24:14To the bucket.

00:24:15And here comes Elmer.

00:24:20Bundy.

00:24:21Bundy in big trouble.

00:24:22How about that?

00:24:23Are you speechless now?

00:24:24Don't you worry about Bundy.

00:24:25Don't you worry about Bundy.

00:24:26He's still the athlete in that ring.

00:24:28Here comes Elmer again.

00:24:29Ha ha.

00:24:31Well, Bundy moving out of the way just in the nick of time.

00:24:34Moving to the ropes.

00:24:35Dropping the elbow.

00:24:36On the 300 plus pounds of belt.

00:24:38Two.

00:24:39He'll get him.

00:24:40He got him.

00:24:41He got him.

00:24:42I told you he'd get him.

00:24:43An athlete will always prevail under some dumb style.

00:24:45King Kong Bundy.

00:24:46His arm raised.

00:24:47And a token of injury.

00:24:48Elmer may be thinking about the pig parts

00:24:50he had earlier on right about now.

00:24:52Well, you saw him laid out.

00:24:53And pretty soon, you'll probably be seeing the pig parts

00:24:55if you stick around long enough.

00:24:56All right, Elmer, let's get to your next one.

00:24:58Here is your winner, King Kong Bundy.

00:25:01King Kong Bundy.

00:25:03You know, this wasn't even a good warm-up match for Bundy.

00:25:05It wasn't even a good test of this man's ability.

00:25:08Bundy through the ropes.

00:25:09This is going to be some man to contend with

00:25:12in the future in the World Wrestling Federation.

00:25:14We might be looking at a future champion.

00:25:17Let's give credit where it's due.

00:25:18Standing by right now, Mean Gene Okerlund,

00:25:21I believe, in the dressing room of adorable Adrian Adonis.

00:25:26Hey, hey, Paula.

00:25:28I want to wrestle you tonight.

00:25:31Tonight. Hey, Paula.

00:25:33I want to wrestle you tonight.

00:25:35Welcome to the dressing room, not the locker room,

00:25:38the dressing room of adorable Adrian Adonis

00:25:41as he completes his pre-fight preparations.

00:25:44And tonight, it's going to be Mr. Wonderful Paul Orndorff, this man.

00:25:47Yes, certainly I am twisted steel,

00:25:49and certainly the man has sex appeal.

00:25:51The man is a Greek god.

00:25:53Look at the baseball biceps.

00:25:54Look at the hairdo.

00:25:56Look at the straight nose, the eyebrows, the legs.

00:25:59Powerful.

00:26:00You talk about power, you talk about me, though, too.

00:26:02You talk about the master of disaster.

00:26:04And I'm going to celebrate this event

00:26:06by putting a crack in the side of his head like the Liberty Bell.

00:26:09That gown is a nice touch, Adrian.

00:26:11Oh, isn't it? Isn't it?

00:26:13Isn't it? You talk about vicious, I can be vicious.

00:26:15Remember me, the vicious as a vegematic.

00:26:18Slice and dice, and Mr. Orndorff...

00:26:20I don't think we've got time for any more.

00:26:22Let's get back to you, Vince, please.

00:26:24All right, thank you, Mean Gene Okerlund,

00:26:26making his way into the ring.

00:26:27Now the man whom Adrian Adonis will start off with.

00:26:30Yes, indeed, it is Mr. wonderful Paul Orndorff.

00:26:33He trains like no other athlete.

00:26:35As a matter of fact, Mean Gene was with him earlier on this afternoon.

00:26:39He's got to get in shape.

00:26:42This is incredible.

00:26:44Paul Orndorff, I don't know how hot you've got it in here.

00:26:47It must be 160 at least.

00:26:49That kind of weather.

00:26:50Paul Orndorff, I can't believe that you've ever faced anybody

00:26:53quite like adorable Adrian Adonis,

00:26:55the man you're going to be meeting tonight.

00:26:57Well, Gene, you know, that's true.

00:26:58I've never faced a fabulous mother before, neither.

00:27:00But on the other hand, I've never wrestled anybody

00:27:03that's a little light in their loafers,

00:27:05if that's what you mean, Gene.

00:27:07Moving right along here.

00:27:08If I may just interject at this point in time...

00:27:10It'll make your hair grow.

00:27:11It'll make your hair grow?

00:27:12Not a bad deal.

00:27:13I'm very concerned about the tandem here of Jimmy Hart,

00:27:16his manager of adorable Adrian Adonis.

00:27:18It'll be a distraction.

00:27:19Well, there is a distraction.

00:27:20I mean, theoretically, it's two on one, Gene.

00:27:23And any time you get in this type of a situation,

00:27:26you have to be concerned.

00:27:27But what we have here, Gene, on one side, we got a blimp,

00:27:30and on the other side, we got a wimp.

00:27:33Well, there's enough of that.

00:27:35Paul, I've got to get out of here.

00:27:37Well, I've got to get out of here pretty quick.

00:27:39Are you overconfident going into tonight's match?

00:27:42No.

00:27:43I'm wonderful.

00:27:44I'm Mr. Wonderful.

00:27:48Well, that is...

00:27:49Right now, we're looking at something

00:27:51rest and wonderful for sure, Bobby.

00:27:53What's that he's wearing?

00:27:55I don't know.

00:27:56It might be a long T-shirt.

00:27:57It might be a gown.

00:27:58It might be a shower curtain from a motel.

00:28:00I don't know.

00:28:01Another one.

00:28:02Paul Orndorff.

00:28:03Scoop up.

00:28:04A slam.

00:28:05Paul Orndorff all over Adrian Adonis.

00:28:08He's up again, Adonis.

00:28:09Down again, Adonis.

00:28:10And Paul Orndorff is thus far just that, Mr. Wonderful.

00:28:14Look at this man.

00:28:15He's in a rage.

00:28:16Well, I'll tell you, he's lost it tonight, Orndorff.

00:28:18His mind isn't working.

00:28:19His mind isn't working.

00:28:20He has snapped.

00:28:21Paul Orndorff now.

00:28:22Moved back by the referee.

00:28:24Where is Adonis?

00:28:25Adonis better take his...

00:28:26There's Jimmy Hart.

00:28:27Back out there.

00:28:28Busy night for Jimmy Hart thus far.

00:28:30Well, you know, everybody's picking on Jimmy Hart.

00:28:32Everybody's putting their...

00:28:33Look at that.

00:28:34Orndorff stomping on the fingers of Adonis.

00:28:36Won't allow the man back into the ring.

00:28:38Oh, he's going to bring him back in.

00:28:40Adrian.

00:28:41Paul through the ropes.

00:28:43Setting him up now.

00:28:44Paul Orndorff.

00:28:45Adonis whipped to the bucket.

00:28:47Adonis upside down.

00:28:49No room to go.

00:28:50Just like in real life.

00:28:52What do you mean upside down in real life?

00:28:54Just because the man happens to want to dress a little

00:28:57different than you and me and everybody else,

00:28:59doesn't make him wrong.

00:29:00Paul Orndorff looking over at Jimmy Hart and Adrian Adonis.

00:29:04And thus far, Adonis has not had a good night.

00:29:09Adonis is going to do all right.

00:29:11You don't worry about Adonis.

00:29:12You're so one-sided, I can't believe it.

00:29:14Look at the eye on Adonis.

00:29:16That's an ugly sight, isn't it?

00:29:17What do you mean ugly sight?

00:29:18That's his own preference.

00:29:19I never knock a person, McMahon.

00:29:21I don't live and let live my mouth.

00:29:24Jimmy Hart with that megaphone.

00:29:26Shouting, listen.

00:29:27We can hear him.

00:29:28Mr. Wonderful.

00:29:29Oh, he's dressed around that ring so cocky.

00:29:32Guy thinks he's God's gift to women.

00:29:34He thinks he's the best thing that ever happened to

00:29:35professional wrestling.

00:29:37Adonis almost counted out.

00:29:39Stepping right in.

00:29:40Look at this.

00:29:41Paul Orndorff no less intensively saw him just moments ago.

00:29:44And Adonis wants to slow it down.

00:29:46Of course he wants to slow it down.

00:29:48He wants to set his own pace.

00:29:49He sets his own pace, all right.

00:29:51I mean in the ring.

00:29:53Look at Adonis.

00:29:55That's the ugliest and most unusual wrestling attire

00:29:59I've never seen a man wrestle in a dress before.

00:30:03Well, I'll be honest with you.

00:30:05I haven't either, but that is his preference

00:30:07if he wants to wrestle in a...

00:30:09It might not be a dress.

00:30:10It might be a long t-shirt, like I said.

00:30:13It might be a short gown.

00:30:15Well, whatever it is, it looks absurd.

00:30:17The only other individual I would think

00:30:19would look any more absurd in that wrestling attire

00:30:21Adonis is wearing is maybe you, Bobby Heenan.

00:30:24Well, that's not my bag wearing attire like that.

00:30:27Now, look right here.

00:30:28I can tell from my vantage point that Paul Orndorff

00:30:31clearly has hooked the back of Adrian's gown

00:30:33or t-shirt or shower curtain

00:30:35or whatever the heck he's got on there.

00:30:37Whatever it is, Adonis finally making his way to the rope.

00:30:41Look at this, the referee having a great deal of difficulty

00:30:45in moving Orndorff off of Adrian Adonis.

00:30:48Now, if you're Adrian Adonis,

00:30:49what are you thinking about now?

00:30:51Well, I'm thinking about Jimmy Hart.

00:30:52You know, Jimmy Hart's had a tough night,

00:30:54and he's a very, very superb manager

00:30:56to handle a man like Adrian Adonis

00:30:58with his extreme taste.

00:30:59That's why I take my hat off to him.

00:31:01That's what you're thinking if you're Adrian Adonis?

00:31:04If I'm Adrian Adonis right now,

00:31:05I'm trying to lure Orndorff into what I want him to do.

00:31:10There, there, right there.

00:31:11With a little assistance of the referee, unfortunately,

00:31:14a bad break for Paul Orndorff.

00:31:16Adonis, ooh, ooh.

00:31:18You just take every advantage every time it's necessary.

00:31:20That's all you do.

00:31:21Now we're seeing a little of that slice and dice

00:31:23that was referred to earlier on by Adonis.

00:31:26The old vegematic is coming to work right here.

00:31:29Paul Orndorff whipped to the far side of the ring.

00:31:32Adrian Adonis now coming right at him.

00:31:34Orndorff drops Adonis over the top rope,

00:31:36running to concrete.

00:31:37Here comes Jimmy Hart to help out.

00:31:39Things don't look too good for Adrian Adonis right now,

00:31:41but I got faith in Jimmy Hart.

00:31:43Jimmy Hart, ooh, look at this.

00:31:45Orndorff with Jimmy Hart on the apron.

00:31:48He's going to pull him into the ring.

00:31:50Why is he doing that?

00:31:51You answer me that.

00:31:52Orndorff has Jimmy Hart up in the air.

00:31:55The fans are going crazy.

00:31:57What's Orndorff going to do with Jimmy Hart?

00:32:00I hope he's not, no, he's not going to.

00:32:02Oh, over the top rope, right into the arms

00:32:05of adorable Adrian Adonis, who's not so adorable right now.

00:32:09Don't you worry about him.

00:32:10He may not look too good,

00:32:11but he's going to make it up off that floor.

00:32:12I know it.

00:32:13You wonder what's going to happen

00:32:15when this matchup resumes,

00:32:17when Adonis gets back into the ring.

00:32:20Stay tuned.

00:32:21We'll have the continuance of this match,

00:32:24plus the Hulk Hogan steel cage exclusive

00:32:28WrestleMania II footage coming right at you.

00:32:32Back with more Saturday Night Fan Event

00:32:33and Adrian Adonis back in the ring.

00:32:35Paul Orndorff whips him to the corner.

00:32:37Out comes Adonis up in the air.

00:32:40Look at this.

00:32:41Paul Orndorff with Adrian spinning him around.

00:32:44Adrian will be dizzier than he normally is after this.

00:32:47What's Orndorff, oh, wait a minute,

00:32:48grabbing the rope now, Adrian Adonis.

00:32:50He's trying to pull Orndorff out, I think.

00:32:52Very smart move.

00:32:53Adrian now hooks the ankle of Orndorff,

00:32:55drags him to the outside.

00:32:57Oh, look at that.

00:32:59Oh, putting on brakes, Mr. Wonderful.

00:33:02Can you believe Jimmy Hart attacking Paul Orndorff?

00:33:05What about a little while ago,

00:33:06Orndorff attacked Jimmy Hart.

00:33:07You didn't say nothing about that, McMahon.

00:33:09Jimmy Hart running for his life.

00:33:10Popped out in the corner.

00:33:12Paul Orndorff has him.

00:33:13It has been, oh, from behind.

00:33:15Did you see that?

00:33:17No, I missed that.

00:33:18Adonis striking Paul Orndorff in the back of the head

00:33:22with that megaphone.

00:33:23I wouldn't blame Paul Orndorff

00:33:25if he just went completely nuts.

00:33:27Well, what little sanity he's got left

00:33:29will probably be all gone by now.

00:33:31Orndorff smarting after Adonis.

00:33:34Struck him in the back of the head

00:33:36with that megaphone, and look at that.

00:33:39Yes.

00:33:40Suffer, Orndorff.

00:33:41Adrian, strut your stuff on him.

00:33:44Adrian now moving in.

00:33:46Oh.

00:33:47A left hand by Adonis.

00:33:50Doesn't look too Mr. Wonderful now, does he?

00:33:53Adrian Adonis in complete control.

00:33:56Jimmy Hart thinks he has the match won,

00:33:58and he just might be right.

00:34:01Elbow to the back of the head again.

00:34:04Adrian isn't careful from that vantage point.

00:34:06Orndorff will look up his dress.

00:34:08See, you got to keep shooting

00:34:09these little one-shot things at Adrian

00:34:11because you're jealous of him.

00:34:14Well, this is no doubt slice and dice.

00:34:17Orndorff in a lot of trouble,

00:34:19but he was carrying the match.

00:34:20I think he almost had the match won earlier on

00:34:22until Adonis took him with the megaphone.

00:34:25This isn't like little amateur wrestling.

00:34:27Ah! Missed it.

00:34:29Orndorff moving just to the nick of time.

00:34:32Lucky move, lucky move.

00:34:34Left hand by Adonis,

00:34:35and again, Adrian picks up the momentum.

00:34:37I'll tell you, like I said to you earlier,

00:34:39the tide's going to turn.

00:34:40It's going to turn for the better for Adrian Adonis.

00:34:43Adrian now with Paul Orndorff scoops him up,

00:34:45has him up, and a slam by adorable Adrian Adonis.

00:34:51Adonis, what's he going to do now?

00:34:54Adonis setting up a maneuver,

00:34:56and he's taking too much time.

00:34:59Missing!

00:35:00No, he didn't, did he?

00:35:01Wrong again, McMahon.

00:35:02He didn't take too much time.

00:35:03He nailed him exactly where he wanted to.

00:35:06Is he going to cover him?

00:35:08On the count now.

00:35:09One to three.

00:35:10With only one, I think.

00:35:12Orndorff with plenty left.

00:35:13What a competitor, Paul Orndorff.

00:35:15Yeah, he's running on fumes, that's all.

00:35:18Fumes? I thought that's what Adrian was running on.

00:35:20No, that's perfume he uses, not fumes.

00:35:23Adrian now with Paul Orndorff,

00:35:25trying to set him up for the suplex.

00:35:27Up in the air.

00:35:28Ooh!

00:35:29Wow.

00:35:30And there's no doubt that just like Adrian said earlier on,

00:35:33he wants this man.

00:35:35Orndorff looks like he just got last called.

00:35:37It's all over for him, pal.

00:35:39Cover by Adrian.

00:35:40One.

00:35:41This time closer to two.

00:35:43Next time it'll be three, I guarantee you.

00:35:46Jimmy Hart and adorable Adrian with momentum on their side.

00:35:52Adrian going out to the outside.

00:35:54Climbing up now to the top rope.

00:35:56Adonis trying to put the finishing touches on Orndorff.

00:36:00And what's going to happen?

00:36:01He leaps.

00:36:02Ooh.

00:36:06Orndorff raising the knees,

00:36:08jamming him up into the bulbous midsection

00:36:11of that ugly-looking, adorable Adrian Adonis.

00:36:14You wouldn't be saying that if Adonis was any closer to you.

00:36:17Man, look at that.

00:36:19Oh, has he ever hung in the ropes now?

00:36:22Orndorff going nuts.

00:36:24Now's when the referee ought to break that.

00:36:26The man is tied in the rope.

00:36:28He's defenseless.

00:36:30Look at reaching for it.

00:36:31Jimmy Hart, yes.

00:36:33And a right hand.

00:36:35Uncalled for.

00:36:37Uncalled for.

00:36:39Adrian Adonis set up, whipped to the rope,

00:36:42and a left kick.

00:36:43Ooh-ha!

00:36:46Adonis and Jimmy Hart in big trouble.

00:36:49I mean, look at this.

00:36:50Oh, he snapped now.

00:36:52He's gone.

00:36:53The defrocking of adorable Adrian Adonis.

00:36:57He's trying to chuck the life out of the man with his own wrist.

00:37:01And he gets self-injury.

00:37:04He doesn't care about anything anymore.

00:37:06He doesn't care about winning this match.

00:37:08I think Orndorff is in a rage, a complete rage.

00:37:10And why not?

00:37:11He's out of everything.

00:37:12What?

00:37:13You better get the coat with the arms that tie behind you for him.

00:37:16Oh, look at that.

00:37:17See, he don't even care about authority anymore.

00:37:19Doesn't even care about the referee.

00:37:21That's an irate Paul Orndorff.

00:37:23And he's not going to let go.

00:37:25I think the match is officially over.

00:37:27But Orndorff's going to stay right on top of him.

00:37:29And why not?

00:37:30There's no doubt of disqualification when you touch an official like that.

00:37:33You know why he did that?

00:37:34I bet you he did that purposely.

00:37:35He knew the end was coming.

00:37:37Oh, look at that ugly physique of Adonis.

00:37:40He's in a spare dress at ringside.

00:37:43Look at that fat.

00:37:44Don't you worry about Adrian Adonis.

00:37:46He was the winner of that match.

00:37:49Paul Orndorff.

00:37:51Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this bout,

00:37:54as a result of a disqualification.

00:37:56Told you.

00:37:57The adorable Adrian Adonis.

00:38:02That's no victory for me here.

00:38:04I wouldn't want to be Adrian Adonis in the future.

00:38:06Paul Orndorff, I'm sure, would love to get his hands back

00:38:09when they're slimy looking.

00:38:10Look at all that.

00:38:12Doesn't matter.

00:38:13He's a winner.

00:38:14And for all his effort, all Paul Orndorff got out of it

00:38:16was a ripped, cheap dress.

00:38:18I think he got much more out of it than a, what did you say?

00:38:20A ripped, cheap dress?

00:38:21You're arguing, right?

00:38:24Adonis with his hand up.

00:38:25But look, here comes Paul Orndorff.

00:38:28Coming in behind with a chair.

00:38:30As usual, from behind with a chair.

00:38:32Earlier on, we were at the same arena, this jam-packed arena,

00:38:37hours earlier with champion Hulk Hogan,

00:38:40not a soul around with Mean Gene and the champion.

00:38:43I've had the privilege of interviewing the heavyweight champion of the world

00:38:46time and time again, but never quite in this environment, Hulk Hogan.

00:38:51The seats are empty now, but in just a few short hours,

00:38:54this place is going to be packed to the rafters,

00:38:57and that is called Hulkamania.

00:38:59Fans are going to be here.

00:39:01You can feel the electricity when it comes to town,

00:39:04much as it did in Phoenix, Arizona,

00:39:06the last time we saw you on Saturday night's main event.

00:39:10As a matter of fact, Hulk, I want to remind you

00:39:12and the millions of fans around the country

00:39:14just exactly what transpired on Saturday night's main event

00:39:18last time in Phoenix.

00:39:20Let's go to the tape.

00:39:22This is the ambush by Bundy, Morocco,

00:39:25Heenan that took place here on Saturday night's main event.

00:39:28And as a result of this, Hulk Hogan,

00:39:31suffering the greatest indignity of his wrestling career,

00:39:34taken to the hospital where it was pronounced

00:39:36that he sustained cracked ribs and internal injuries.

00:39:42Whether it's family, friends, wives,

00:39:44or just plain human lives, most of us are so fortunate

00:39:47we really don't even know what we have.

00:39:49We're so close to it.

00:39:50It took something like this on the last Saturday night's main event

00:39:53to put my feet back on the ground,

00:39:55to make me realize that Hulkamania needs to be fought for every day.

00:40:00Training, saying your prayers, and eating your vitamins,

00:40:02something I've instilled in this generation

00:40:04shall live forever because it shall be passed on.

00:40:07But now my eyes have been opened.

00:40:09My feet are back on the ground,

00:40:11and I realize I must fight for Hulkamania

00:40:14every day of my life.

00:40:16Okay, Hulk Hogan, as you know,

00:40:18that particular confrontation in Phoenix

00:40:21led up to the sensational WrestleMania II

00:40:23and a classic confrontation in a steel cage with King Kong Bundy.

00:40:28Let's take a look at this exclusive footage.

00:40:32Yes, indeed.

00:40:33The ultimate athletic confrontation.

00:40:35A test of will and power,

00:40:38which I believe surpasses any Super Bowl,

00:40:40any World Series.

00:40:42Two men alone inside the 15-foot-high steel cage.

00:40:46The most grueling match in professional wrestling today.

00:40:50It was a battle like no other.

00:40:52Hulk Hogan put to the test as never before.

00:40:55Cracked ribs in awe.

00:40:57Bundy and Hogan going at it like two animals

00:41:00inside the steel cage,

00:41:02the object of which is simply to exit,

00:41:04either going over the top rope

00:41:06or through the door from which they entered.

00:41:08The commentators at ringside,

00:41:10Jesse Ventura, Elvira, Lord Alfred Hayes,

00:41:13will take you now to the way they called the matchup.

00:41:16This was a match that no one would forget.

00:41:20This, the main event of WrestleMania II.

00:41:23And in the iron bars again.

00:41:25End of a bar's wire.

00:41:27How do they stop this?

00:41:29It can't be stopped.

00:41:31It's until one man leaves the cage.

00:41:34Bundy bleeding profusely now.

00:41:36Hogan has turned it around in the champion's hold.

00:41:39Into the steel bars again.

00:41:41Jesse, it looks to me as if Hogan can come out of that ring

00:41:44any time he wants to.

00:41:45In fact, that's exactly what he's doing.

00:41:49But just another shot at Hogan.

00:41:51Before he leaves.

00:41:52Oh, he's choking Bundy out of the top ropes.

00:41:55Using his head as a stepping stone.

00:41:58Hogan hammering Bundy.

00:41:59Both men standing.

00:42:00Hogan with a big push.

00:42:02Sends Bundy outside.

00:42:03The champion's going up over the top.

00:42:05If he gets out to the floor, he rips him out.

00:42:08He's nearly there.

00:42:09And keeps the title.

00:42:10Bobby Heenan trying to stop Hulk Hogan.

00:42:12He's gonna make it.

00:42:13He's making it.

00:42:14All right, he's gonna win.

00:42:17Bundy going to the door.

00:42:19Hogan's out.

00:42:21A Hulk Hogan revenge.

00:42:24Sweet revenge.

00:42:25You're dead wrong to mean, Gene.

00:42:27That wasn't sweet revenge.

00:42:28It's something I had to do, man.

00:42:30For years, I've been preaching,

00:42:31verbally talking about Hulkamania.

00:42:33Then I was Pearl Harbor, King Kong Bundy,

00:42:36Morocco, Hinchman Heenan, and Fuji.

00:42:38All premeditated.

00:42:39People thought Hulkamania was destroyed forever.

00:42:42That's why I stepped in that steel cage

00:42:44against King Kong Bundy.

00:42:45To physically back up everything I've ever said.

00:42:48I proved in that steel cage,

00:42:50I'm the number one at what I do.

00:42:52The world's heavyweight champion.

00:42:54Now it's time for sweet revenge.

00:42:56Bundy, Morocco, Heenan, Fuji.

00:42:58I got my hit list.

00:42:59It's all lined up.

00:43:01One at a time.

00:43:02I'm gonna take you down and knock you out.

00:43:04What you gonna do?

00:43:05What you gonna do, man,

00:43:07when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

00:43:13The real American, Hulk Hogan.

00:43:16Stay tuned for more of Saturday Night's Main Event.

00:43:23Back with more Saturday Night's Main Event.

00:43:25The match we have anticipated coming up now.

00:43:27Ricky the Dragon, Steamboat,

00:43:28squaring off against the undefeated

00:43:30Jake the Snake, Roberts, Mean Gene,

00:43:32is with the Dragon right now.

00:43:34With me right now,

00:43:35a man who has faced adversity

00:43:36many times in the past.

00:43:37Ricky Steamboat, you're gonna be the first big test

00:43:39for Jake the Snake in his career.

00:43:42Tonight's the night.

00:43:43A big match.

00:43:44One that you could have very easily passed on.

00:43:46You know, very true, Mean Gene,

00:43:47but let it be known in tonight's match,

00:43:49it will be the Snake against the Dragon.

00:43:51I've seen too many good wrestlers go down

00:43:53and be humiliated by this man

00:43:55laying that snake across the body,

00:43:57adding insult to injury.

00:43:58I won't tolerate that, Jake Roberts.

00:44:00That's just the way I am, Gene.

00:44:02All right, I'm gonna show you

00:44:03a little bit of what you're gonna be up against tonight.

00:44:05Take a look.

00:44:06Oh, my.

00:44:07Oh, look at that.

00:44:09Oh, Vince, this is...

00:44:10Where's the referee?

00:44:11He's probably too scared to touch that thing.

00:44:13Okay, Ricky Steamboat,

00:44:14in light of what we've just seen,

00:44:16how are you gonna deal with a 12-foot python?

00:44:19You know something?

00:44:20Everybody's seen it time and time again on nationwide TV.

00:44:23This is a true test for sure,

00:44:25but, Roberts, it might backfire on you.

00:44:27You might be the one humiliated tonight.

00:44:29You might be the one laid out

00:44:31with your own snake across your body.

00:44:33All right, Ricky Steamboat,

00:44:34best of luck to you.

00:44:35Vince McMahon, let's go back to you.

00:44:37Thank you, Mean Gene Oakland.

00:44:39We're gonna take you now to some most unusual footage.

00:44:42We'll see Jake the Snake Roberts

00:44:44along with Damien getting ready for the match-up.

00:44:47Let's take you to tape now.

00:44:48Time has almost come, Damien.

00:44:51It has come for you and I to show the whole world

00:44:55just what we can do as a team.

00:44:58You have taught me and I have taught you

00:45:01some of the greatest secrets in the world

00:45:03are contained within the snake.

00:45:04They've been around since the beginning of time,

00:45:07haven't they?

00:45:08Tonight, you've got to promise me

00:45:10that you will squeeze all the juices

00:45:12out of that little Hawaiian

00:45:14and show the whole world just how you can squeeze

00:45:19and squeeze and squeeze.

00:45:23Won't you?

00:45:25Weighing 249 pounds,

00:45:28Jake the Snake Roberts!

00:45:31The undefeated Jake the Snake Roberts

00:45:33making his way to the ring.

00:45:34And in that bag, ladies and gentlemen,

00:45:36you can bet there are no weasels in there.

00:45:39There's going to be a snake for sure.

00:45:41Weighing 237 pounds,

00:45:45Ricky the Dragon Steamboat!

00:45:49Ricky the Dragon Steamboat.

00:45:51I believe he will no doubt defeat Jake the Snake.

00:45:54Look at him slithering underneath the bottom rope.

00:45:56Let me tell you something, McMahon,

00:45:57I wouldn't worry about weasels.

00:45:59I wouldn't worry about serpents.

00:46:00I'd worry about that pineapple farmer there.

00:46:02Let's just see how tough the dragon really is.

00:46:05Well, we're going to find that out for sure.

00:46:07Ricky the Dragon Steamboat,

00:46:08one of the most popular athletes

00:46:09in the World Wrestling Federation today,

00:46:11saying hello.

00:46:12Wait a minute, off the rope now.

00:46:14Ooh, what a clothesline.

00:46:16He didn't even let him in the ring.

00:46:17He was too interested in waving to the little girls

00:46:19in the crowd to pay attention to business.

00:46:21It's his own fault.

00:46:22Ooh, another clothesline.

00:46:23Down to the concrete.

00:46:24The match has not even started yet.

00:46:28Out underneath the bottom rope,

00:46:30Jake Roberts.

00:46:32He's signaling for that DDT.

00:46:34He's not.

00:46:36He's not.

00:46:37Oh, no.

00:46:38Hey, Steamboat, that's juice in your head?

00:46:40Oh, my goodness.

00:46:44I like it.

00:46:45Steamboat, unconscious.

00:46:47He has to be totally out of it.

00:46:49I smell something.

00:46:50Is that pineapple juice?

00:46:52What is that you smell?

00:46:54Roberts shoving Ricky Steamboat back into the ring.

00:47:00Steamboat totally out of it, unconscious,

00:47:03after striking his head.

00:47:06Oh, he's not going to go into that.

00:47:07Oh, yeah, he is.

00:47:09Oh, yeah, I think Damien's coming out for some air.

00:47:11No.

00:47:12Uh-huh.

00:47:13Oh, he's ducking it.

00:47:14Ah, look at that snake.

00:47:17Oh, yeah.

00:47:18I love it.

00:47:19I love it.

00:47:20Oh, God, I can't believe it.

00:47:22Slithering all over Ricky's face.

00:47:25Look at the head on that snake.

00:47:26That snake's got to be 175 pounds.

00:47:29Oh, he's jamming his mouth.

00:47:30I can't believe that.

00:47:33I think the dragon is out.

00:47:35Oh, yeah.

00:47:36He is out.

00:47:37Oh, he's tightening.

00:47:38He's going to choke him.

00:47:39He's going to choke the breath right out of him.

00:47:41I think the word you're searching for is juice.

00:47:43Look at that.

00:47:44Jake Snake with that python all over Ricky Steamboat,

00:47:48who's totally unconscious.

00:47:50Look at that snake slithering on the mat.

00:47:52Oh, yeah.

00:47:54He's squeezing him.

00:47:56Help me out.

00:47:57These are the World Wrestling Federation officials.

00:47:59Now, what are they sticking out?

00:48:00Oh, yeah, look.

00:48:01That's how it works now.

00:48:03Using the snake.

00:48:04Hoping the snake is going to bite one of these officials.

00:48:07I hope it does, too.

00:48:08Who's that guy sticking his nose in?

00:48:13The match never officially beginning.

00:48:16Look at this.

00:48:17There.

00:48:18Ramming his head right into the concrete,

00:48:20completely unconscious.

00:48:23Well, it doesn't look like he's a big, tough dragon now,

00:48:25does it?

00:48:26He's stuck it right in his mouth.

00:48:28This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.

00:48:31Finally, on the outside.

00:48:34There.

00:48:35Jake Roberts with Damian on his way back,

00:48:37as we see, unfortunately, Ricky Steamboat still unconscious.

00:48:44Well, looks like he proved his point.

00:48:46Oh, there's Mrs. Steamboat.

00:48:48Are you upset?

00:48:49Is your pineapple-picking husband all laid off?

00:48:52Why don't you go nurse him back to health, lady?

00:48:55A look of concern on his wife's face,

00:48:58and on the face of everyone in this capacity crowd.

00:49:01Take a hike.

00:49:02We'll be back.

00:49:03Standing by, Mean Gene Oakland with the British Bulldogs

00:49:06ready to defend the Tag Team Championship

00:49:09of the World Wrestling Federation

00:49:10for the first time against Sheikhin Volkov.

00:49:13Let's take you back now to Mean Gene Oakland

00:49:15and Louis Albano, along with the Dogs.

00:49:18All right, thank you, Vince McMahon.

00:49:19Ladies and gentlemen, and I say this

00:49:21with the greatest Anglo-American pride,

00:49:23new Tag Team Champions of the World,

00:49:25the British Bulldogs, Davey Boy Smith, the Dynamite Kid,

00:49:28and their manager, Captain Lou,

00:49:29you've done it again, another World Championship.

00:49:31Well, thank you very much, Mean Gene,

00:49:33but you don't have to praise me so much.

00:49:35That's not important.

00:49:36What's important is that these are the finest

00:49:38gymnastic wrestlers of the modern-day era, Gene.

00:49:40That's what it's all about.

00:49:41All right, gentlemen, that's high praise

00:49:42from a future World Wrestling Federation

00:49:44Hall of Famer, Captain Lou Albano.

00:49:46Well, Mean Gene, I don't like to disagree,

00:49:48but the captain brought us to this point.

00:49:50All right, Dynamite.

00:49:51Both wrestlers and Bulldogs.

00:49:52Okay, right now, gentlemen,

00:49:53let's take a look at the ninth title

00:49:55changed hands in Chicago.

00:49:57As part of WrestleMania II,

00:49:58we're gonna pick up the commentary

00:50:00of my colleague, Gorilla Monsoon.

00:50:03The Hammer taking a big chance here.

00:50:06Probably could have had a three count.

00:50:10Davey Boy perched up on that second rope.

00:50:12What's he thinking about?

00:50:13Oh!

00:50:14Holy Moses!

00:50:15Rammed right, head first,

00:50:18Oh, no!

00:50:20Oh, no!

00:50:22What a glorious night for wrestling fans

00:50:24around the country and around the world,

00:50:25Captain Lou Albano.

00:50:26Of course, the British Bulldogs,

00:50:28new tag team champions.

00:50:29But tonight, the Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkov.

00:50:32In a two out of three form match, Gene,

00:50:33and the reason I chose this match

00:50:34was to prove that my Bulldogs,

00:50:36give them a fair chance.

00:50:37We're giving them a fair chance.

00:50:38I believe that they'll be tired.

00:50:39They'll be out of shape.

00:50:40Nikolai and the Iron Sheik,

00:50:41we're ready, we're prepared.

00:50:42We're prepared, Gene.

00:50:43I'm ready, they're ready.

00:50:44We're ready today.

00:50:45I thank you very much.

00:50:46They are the title holders,

00:50:47Davey Boy Smith, the Dynamite Kid,

00:50:48along with their manager, Captain Lou Albano.

00:50:50Vince McMahon, let's take it back to you.

00:50:53All right, thank you, Gene.

00:50:54Just a quick privacy report

00:50:55on Ricky the Dragon's steamboat.

00:50:56He did sustain an injury to the head,

00:50:59mild concussion.

00:51:00He'll be back to the ring

00:51:01in approximately a week.

00:51:02Ladies and gentlemen, your attention.

00:51:05Mr. Volkov requests that you all please rise

00:51:09and respect his singing

00:51:11of the Soviet National Anthem.

00:51:15I don't think anyone's gonna respect

00:51:16this man's singing.

00:51:17Well, he didn't like, say, get up, stand up.

00:51:20He requests.

00:51:21Made a nice gesture.

00:51:22It's a man's country.

00:51:23What's wrong with that?

00:51:24Volkov knows as much about singing

00:51:25as the Russians know about

00:51:26running a nuclear reactor.

00:51:28What are you saying?

00:51:29He's gonna melt down there in the ring?

00:51:30I don't know.

00:51:31He's doing quite well.

00:51:32The result is just about the same, unfortunately.

00:51:34This man is awful.

00:51:35Listen to this.

00:51:36This is just horrible.

00:51:37I mean, I'll agree it's not a kind of a song

00:51:39you wanna sit around and dance to

00:51:40or listen to, but it's nice.

00:51:43It's not bad.

00:51:44I mean, Blassie and Sheik standing there

00:51:46like two idiots.

00:51:47Look at that.

00:51:48How can you call them idiots?

00:51:49That man's a former world champion, Blassie Manning.

00:51:52Yeah, they're former.

00:51:53Oh, now Sheik.

00:51:54Let's go!

00:51:55Number one!

00:51:56Beat him!

00:51:57Number one!

00:51:58USA!

00:52:00Ha!

00:52:01Ha!

00:52:02Yeah, the same to you, too, Sheik.

00:52:03Sheik and Volkov.

00:52:05By the way, earlier on,

00:52:06me and Gene Oakland had an occasion

00:52:08to interview the former tag team champions.

00:52:11All right, tonight, Fred Blassie,

00:52:12your man, Iron Sheik Nikolai Volkov,

00:52:14have an opportunity to regain the prestige

00:52:16they once held, tag team champions of the world,

00:52:19when they meet the British Bulldogs.

00:52:20Your thoughts.

00:52:21And when they do,

00:52:22they'll be cheering all the way from Tehran

00:52:24to Tripoli and Morocco to Moscow.

00:52:27All right, Nikolai Volkov.

00:52:28The whole of Russia is gonna be proud of me.

00:52:31All right, from the Middle East,

00:52:32of course, the Iron Sheik.

00:52:34Salaam alaikum.

00:52:35Allahu akbar.

00:52:36All the Middle East people,

00:52:38they're gonna be proud to the Iron Sheik

00:52:40and Nikolai Volkov.

00:52:42All right, seeing a set for the big one here.

00:52:45Tag team action.

00:52:46Vince McMahon, let's go back to you.

00:52:48All right, thank you, me and Gene Oakland.

00:52:50The British Bulldogs making their way to the ring.

00:52:52What did he say?

00:52:53From Morocco to Moscow?

00:52:55Oh, he's just naming a bunch of nice places

00:52:57he likes to visit.

00:52:58Don't concern yourself with that.

00:52:59Tripoli to Tehran?

00:53:01Those are just places that he knows a lot about.

00:53:04How dare, how dare those guys?

00:53:07Oh, right away, you've taken the side of the Bulldogs.

00:53:10I thought you were always for the underdog.

00:53:12There's a couple of mutts sitting right there.

00:53:15Lou Albano along with the British Bulldogs.

00:53:18If I was wrong, we're ready for the first fall.

00:53:20There's two out of three falls.

00:53:22And manager Freddy Plassey with a golden opportunity.

00:53:25Recall, of course, that on one other occasion,

00:53:28Volkov and Sheik cheated their way to victory.

00:53:31Oh, McMahon cheated their way.

00:53:32They were there.

00:53:33They became champions of the world.

00:53:35They know what it's like.

00:53:36They got this loser.

00:53:37It's Captain Lou Albano as a manager.

00:53:39I think tonight the Bulldogs are going to choke.

00:53:41I think Plassey has Volkov and Sheik prepared.

00:53:44There's going to be new tag team champions tonight.

00:53:47And I predict it's going to be the shortest match

00:53:49in the history of tag team wrestling.

00:53:51All right, Nikolai Volkov to lock up with Davey Boy Smith

00:53:54electing to begin the match for the Bulldogs.

00:53:57Davey Boy and Dynamite.

00:53:58Look at this.

00:53:59Charged by Volkov.

00:54:00Too slow.

00:54:01A right hand by Davey Boy.

00:54:03Davey Boy knocking the big Russian down.

00:54:05How about that?

00:54:06He's not going to last that long.

00:54:08Headbutt by Dynamite.

00:54:11Nikolai in trouble.

00:54:13Oh, yeah.

00:54:14Small package.

00:54:15One, two, three.

00:54:16Too strong.

00:54:17Too strong, McMahon.

00:54:18Volkov kicking out.

00:54:21All down.

00:54:22The rope.

00:54:25Volkov using his extraordinary superiority and strength

00:54:29now, tagging out the Iron Sheik.

00:54:31Back in on Davey Boy, who's injured.

00:54:33Just the way they went with the fast tags.

00:54:35Plassey is not ready.

00:54:36They're ready tonight.

00:54:38Devastating suplex.

00:54:39It took an awful lot out of Davey Boy.

00:54:41Wait a minute.

00:54:42There.

00:54:43A camel click.

00:54:44Submission hold.

00:54:45Ring the bell.

00:54:46Ring the bell.

00:54:47I told you, didn't I?

00:54:48There's going to be new champions tonight.

00:54:50I think I'm going to agree with that.

00:54:51I've never seen this before.

00:54:53Plassey has it ready.

00:54:55Sheik and Volkov are devastating.

00:54:58Hey, Albano, you big slob, what are you going to do now, huh?

00:55:02The only thing you do is watch from ringside.

00:55:04And unfortunately, I believe he's going to watch the tag team title

00:55:07change hands tonight.

00:55:09Volkov and Sheik, boy, they are devastating.

00:55:11You're right.

00:55:12They're really up for this matchup.

00:55:14Oh, you bet.

00:55:15Yes, indeed.

00:55:16It'll only take one more fall to go to the cradle of Sheik and Volkov,

00:55:19and the tag team championship will leave the free world.

00:55:23Stay tuned, everybody.

00:55:25All right, now, back for the second fall.

00:55:27It could be the final fall in the tag team title matchup.

00:55:30Tell me, McMahon, who made you secretary general?

00:55:33Who are you to decide what the free world is and what it isn't?

00:55:35I don't know, but I might be a little bit more objective than Kurt Waltime.

00:55:38I'm not too sure.

00:55:39Well, why don't you just keep politics out of this

00:55:41and involve yourself with professional wrestling?

00:55:43Well, here now, the Iron Sheik went on Baby Boy.

00:55:46Baby Boy is still in the ring.

00:55:47Why didn't Dynamite get in there?

00:55:50Well, I don't know what kind of strategy Lou Albano is employing here.

00:55:53McMahon is a complete imbecile to begin with.

00:55:55Would you take any advice from Lou Albano?

00:55:57Well, certainly not from a nutritional standpoint.

00:55:59Well, look at his face.

00:56:00He can't groom himself.

00:56:01He can't dress himself.

00:56:03He must have spent all his money on driving around to garage sales

00:56:05so he can get his clothes.

00:56:07Oh, there, the Iron Sheik.

00:56:10And I think he's making a mistake here.

00:56:12I think perhaps he should have attempted to cover once again Baby Boy

00:56:15or perhaps attempt to get him into the camel clutch as we saw earlier.

00:56:18All right, here, another submission maneuver.

00:56:21That's exactly right.

00:56:22He can beat you 10,000 different ways, this man.

00:56:24Wrestling's his master.

00:56:26The Iron Sheik applying the pressure.

00:56:30Baby Boy, ready or not.

00:56:33In anguish, yes.

00:56:34He's going to submit.

00:56:35We're going to have you tag team champions.

00:56:37Ring that bell.

00:56:38Dynamite reaching to tag in.

00:56:41Baby Boy takes him over with his hip.

00:56:43Off the rope.

00:56:44He misses with the elbow.

00:56:46You can go call for ready.

00:56:49They keep making mistake after mistake.

00:56:51Have you noticed that?

00:56:52They've already won fall down.

00:56:54Baby Boy now over to the buckle.

00:56:57Quick tag again.

00:56:58Nikolai Volkov coming in.

00:57:00Dynamite yet to tag in.

00:57:02I would suspect that Dynamite must be hurt.

00:57:05I don't know.

00:57:06Wow.

00:57:07I think they're scared.

00:57:08I think they've never met a team this impressive before.

00:57:11They're awed by these two.

00:57:12Dynamite must have been injured.

00:57:14He may have been injured in WrestleMania.

00:57:16I'm not sure.

00:57:17Otherwise, he would have definitely tagged in.

00:57:19Boy, one of these little circus pups are injured, you mean?

00:57:21You ever seen the circus when the little dogs walk out

00:57:23and their back legs with the little skirts on?

00:57:25Oh, wait a minute.

00:57:27Come on.

00:57:28I could just see that.

00:57:29Sheik knew that Volkov was going to make this.

00:57:31Sheik jumped to the ropes, distracting the referee.

00:57:34Come on, referee, turn around.

00:57:35All right, one.

00:57:36We get it.

00:57:37The referee could have had a ten count if he had wanted it.

00:57:40It doesn't matter.

00:57:41He didn't get it.

00:57:42They're using their strategy.

00:57:43They're working to their advantage.

00:57:45He just can't make it to that corner.

00:57:47I'm not buying that at all, Bobby Hayden.

00:57:50There.

00:57:51Look at the controversial flip here.

00:57:52The Iron Sheik used right up into the head of Baby Boy.

00:57:56There's something wrong with this team, the so-called world champions.

00:57:59They haven't been flying around like you've seen them before.

00:58:02Cover, to it.

00:58:04Oh, that's close.

00:58:06That was close.

00:58:07Am I right?

00:58:08Have you ever seen the Bulldogs like this before?

00:58:10No, and there's got to be a reason.

00:58:12I think Dynamite must be injured.

00:58:14Baby Boy gallantly carrying on his endeavor as a one-man gang.

00:58:18Look at this.

00:58:19Isn't that great?

00:58:21He's carrying on with his wounded partner.

00:58:25Cover this, Sheik.

00:58:26One, two.

00:58:28So close.

00:58:29But wait a minute.

00:58:30Wolkoff quickly tagged in.

00:58:32Look how they're tagging.

00:58:34Wolkoff backstabbing on.

00:58:36That covers him now.

00:58:37Referee in position to do it.

00:58:39If he'd have caught him quickly, he'd have had it.

00:58:42So very, very close again.

00:58:44The tag team title almost slipping through the fingers of the British Bulldogs.

00:58:47And again, I believe Dynamite must be injured.

00:58:50Why would Baby Boy not tag out?

00:58:52He has an opportunity now.

00:58:53The tag game he does.

00:58:54And he's not doing it.

00:58:56Well, they're managed by Albano.

00:58:57They can't be the two brightest guys walking the street, you know?

00:59:00I disagree wholeheartedly.

00:59:02I don't care if you disagree or not.

00:59:03This is a gallant effort on the part of the British Bulldogs.

00:59:06Oh, isn't that gallant?

00:59:08With Margaret Thatcher at ringside.

00:59:10Sheik rams the boot to the midsection.

00:59:14Oh, he's on the offside.

00:59:15He blasts it on the out.

00:59:17He can't do that.

00:59:18Sheik going across the pie.

00:59:22What a gallant bunch of Englishmen.

00:59:24He sends 370,000 people to the Falklands to attack nine sheep.

00:59:30Nikolai Volkov with Baby Boy as Smith.

00:59:34Scrubs him up.

00:59:35The big Russian holds him up there.

00:59:37Nikolai slams him down to the canvas.

00:59:40A cover.

00:59:41On the foot of the rope.

00:59:42Quick referee.

00:59:45The rope saving.

00:59:46Baby, wait a minute.

00:59:47Volkov thinks there was a three count.

00:59:49That idiot thinks he won.

00:59:50The tag team turf.

00:59:51He rolls him up.

00:59:53One, two, three.

00:59:56He's rolling his trunks.

00:59:57He was holding Volkov's face from behind.

01:00:00That idiot, Nikolai Volkov, felt it.

01:00:04He won the tag team championship only to be rolled up by Baby Boy.

01:00:10No reason for you to call him an idiot.

01:00:12It is one fall apiece.

01:00:15The British Bulldogs don't count him out yet.

01:00:21All right, we're going to return with the third indeciding fall

01:00:25in the tag team championship matchup.

01:00:28Stay with us.

01:00:30Back with more Saturday Night's Main Event.

01:00:32One fall apiece to each team.

01:00:34And here now, Baby Boy Smith starts off again.

01:00:38And it's been all Baby Boy.

01:00:40And the reason, Bobby Heenan, we've just been given confirmation

01:00:43that Dynamite Kid is indeed injured.

01:00:46He has severely torn ligaments in his left knee.

01:00:50Oh, don't make excuses for him already.

01:00:52If he was so courageous, that miserable little lime,

01:00:55he'd be in there fighting.

01:00:56He wouldn't let his buddy get in there getting his tail all kicked around.

01:00:59Oh, come on. He has a bad wheel.

01:01:00Oh, he's got a bad wheel.

01:01:01Was he hit by a car?

01:01:02Chasing another parked car?

01:01:04Dynamite, don't tell me that.

01:01:06They're making excuses.

01:01:07They don't have it down deep.

01:01:09They're choking is what's happening.

01:01:11A gallant effort on the part of Baby Boy to carry on the tradition

01:01:15of the British Bulldogs.

01:01:16They said they were going to be fighting champions.

01:01:18And indeed, they're proving it here tonight

01:01:20on Saturday Night's Main Event.

01:01:22Yeah, a real fighting champion.

01:01:23One guy spent the whole evening on the apron

01:01:25watching his buddy get his tail kicked.

01:01:27That's a real gallant effort.

01:01:28Oh, here it comes.

01:01:29One of the submission holds.

01:01:30And Sheik trying to get Baby Boy over.

01:01:32And the Boston Crab.

01:01:34I think you got a new champion here.

01:01:36Ring that bell. Ring that bell.

01:01:38Baby Boy just inches away from the rope.

01:01:40Trying to make his way over to grab the rope

01:01:42and thus break the hold.

01:01:43Reaching for it.

01:01:44Can't quite make it.

01:01:46Now he made it.

01:01:49The hold broken.

01:01:50But Nick Nikolai tagged in now.

01:01:52Nikolai Volkov scooping up Baby Boy.

01:01:55Look at this.

01:01:57If you were scoring this on points,

01:01:59I would judge it.

01:02:00Wouldn't you have new tag team champions right now?

01:02:02The match wouldn't even have gone this long.

01:02:03That's beside the point.

01:02:04You don't score a match like this on points.

01:02:06If, however, it were scored on gallantry,

01:02:09if it were scored on bravery,

01:02:10then obviously you'd have already given it

01:02:12to the British Bulldog.

01:02:13Will you quit waving that Union Jack McMahon

01:02:15and get away with the commentary?

01:02:17They're a bunch of losers from the beginning.

01:02:19And they're going to lose the tag team championship.

01:02:21Bad wheel or no wheel?

01:02:23We shall see as Baby Boy continues

01:02:26to hammer away.

01:02:27Trying to stay into this matchup.

01:02:29The Sheik scooped up by Baby Boy.

01:02:31If they had 18 wheels, they couldn't win this match.

01:02:34All right.

01:02:36Down to the canvas.

01:02:38A power slam by Baby Boy.

01:02:40Volkov coming in.

01:02:41He could have had the three count right there.

01:02:43I don't care.

01:02:44Oh, I can't believe it.

01:02:45What's Nippy going to do here?

01:02:46Just what I thought.

01:02:47He tags in.

01:02:48This man should not be in the ring.

01:02:50He should have never been in the ring.

01:02:51He should have never been allowed to buy trunks.

01:02:53This guy's a complete loser.

01:02:55Volkov tagged in by the Sheik.

01:02:57You can bet they may go to work on the knee.

01:02:59The injured left knee from the Dynamite Kid.

01:03:02These two guys, when this match is over,

01:03:03they'll probably open up a fish and chip stand someplace

01:03:06and do home free delivery.

01:03:08All right.

01:03:09The Sheik was tagged in.

01:03:10And the Dynamite Kid should not be in there at all.

01:03:13The Sheik now, with Dynamite, choking him.

01:03:16A blatant chuckle.

01:03:17Good.

01:03:18Give one to T and Crumpets here.

01:03:20Suplex.

01:03:22And the Sheik, getting ready for the Camo Clutch.

01:03:25Ha ha!

01:03:26What are you going to tell the queen tomorrow, huh?

01:03:28It's over.

01:03:29It's over.

01:03:31Baby Boy and Volkov collide.

01:03:33Referee.

01:03:35Move him back, ref.

01:03:36Referee moves.

01:03:37Oh, no.

01:03:38Ha ha.

01:03:40Look at this.

01:03:41Wait a minute.

01:03:42There was no tag.

01:03:43There was no.

01:03:45Yeah!

01:03:46Oh, no.

01:03:47The biggest miscarriage of justice

01:03:49I've ever seen in my life.

01:03:51These two fine, upstanding English punks,

01:03:53you want to call them winners?

01:03:55I can't go.

01:03:56There's no way this can go.

01:03:58There is some justice here.

01:04:00A gallant effort.

01:04:01And indeed, a victory on the part of the Dynamite Kid.

01:04:05Baby Boy Smith and the British Bulldogs.

01:04:07Don't be so fast, McMahon.

01:04:08Maybe they're going to reverse the decision here.

01:04:10Wait a minute.

01:04:11Let's see.

01:04:12Freddie Blassie, preceded by Apoplexy.

01:04:14This man is hot.

01:04:15Volkov and Sheik.

01:04:16Look at them.

01:04:17They are the losers.

01:04:18Wait a minute.

01:04:19You don't know yet.

01:04:20Listen.

01:04:21The winners of this bout, and still,

01:04:23World Wrestling Federation.

01:04:25And it is official.

01:04:27The biggest miscarriage of justice

01:04:29I've seen in professional wrestling today.

01:04:31Oh, isn't that too bad, brother?

01:04:33The British Bulldogs have their day.

01:04:35I guess every weasel does, too.

01:04:37You can call me weasel all you want.

01:04:39If you can condone something like that,

01:04:40I'm ashamed to be sitting here next to you, McMahon.

01:04:42Be ashamed.

01:04:43The British Bulldogs victorious.

01:04:45Stay tuned, everybody.

01:04:46We'll have more of Saturday Night's main event.

01:04:51What a sensational evening here in Providence, Rhode Island.

01:04:53Of course, we saw the Hulkster, the Junkyard Dog victorious in the tag match.

01:04:56The British Bulldogs continue their reign as tag team title holders.

01:05:00Jake the Snake, that wasn't even a match, of course.

01:05:02And Adrian Adonis, I think, was taught a lesson

01:05:04by Mr. Wonderful, Paul Lawndorf.

01:05:06So long, everybody.

01:05:07Wait, wait, wait.

01:05:08You left something out.

01:05:09The most important part.

01:05:10King Kong Bundy leaving Uncle Elmer in that ring like a pile of grits.

01:05:14Tell the people.

01:05:15Come on, tell the people.

01:05:16Move, earn your money.

01:05:17Let's go.

01:05:18Stay tuned, everybody.

01:05:19We'll be back with more of Saturday Night's main event.

01:05:23The capacity crowd is now on its way out,

01:05:25just like I hope you are, Bobby.

01:05:27I'll leave when I'm good and ready, McMahon.

01:05:29All right, there.

01:05:30A little Hulkster we just saw.

01:05:31You can bet he got his money's worth.

01:05:33We hope you all did.

01:05:34So long, everybody, from Saturday Night's main event.

01:06:00We'll be back.

01:06:01We'll be back.

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