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Sudesh Lehri & Mamta Ji: The Hilarious Side of Marriage & Family Life

Sudesh Lehri and Mamta Ji's FUNNIEST Marriage and Family Moments!

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Get ready to laugh out loud with the funniest moments of Sudesh Lehri and Mamta Ji's marriage and family life! From hilarious arguments to ridiculous family traditions, this video has it all! Sudesh Lehri's witty one-liners and Mamta Ji's sassy comebacks will leave you in stitches. Watch till the end to see the lighter side of marriage and family life, and don't forget to hit that like button and subscribe for more comedy content!

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Sudesh Lehri and Mamta Ji have the most hilarious marriage moments that will have you laughing out loud!

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00:00:00There was a fight. They left the house and went away.
00:00:02These people have set up your house there.
00:00:05Sell it. You'll get the money.
00:00:06Then you come here and get married.
00:00:09So when I came home, I'm regretting it.
00:00:12I acted like a liar.
00:00:14This poor girl is telling the truth.
00:00:16I also understood that a husband shouldn't fight.
00:00:19I told her.
00:00:20I was lying.
00:00:21I came to sell the house.
00:00:22But now I have understood that you are real.
00:00:25My friend called me at 4 in the morning.
00:00:27I told him that there was an earthquake at 6 in the morning.
00:00:30He felt sorry for me.
00:00:31He picked everyone up.
00:00:32There was an open ground outside.
00:00:34Everyone was standing there.
00:00:35It was 6 in the morning.
00:00:36He was praying.
00:00:37God, have mercy on me.
00:00:39I told him that there is no earthquake.
00:00:41He told me to come.
00:00:42I was humiliated.
00:00:44We are starting with laughter.
00:00:46Today we have a comedy guru with us.
00:00:49He has brought his wife with him.
00:00:52I always say that Lakshmi and Narayan have come with us today.
00:00:56Everyone knows that Mr. Sudesh has taught me.
00:01:00Today Mr. Sudesh's boss has come.
00:01:03I just want to listen to him today.
00:01:06He has made his debut for the first time in a podcast.
00:01:09And that too ours.
00:01:11Our number one show is going on.
00:01:14Laughter Chef has not been seen there yet.
00:01:18But it will be seen in our podcast.
00:01:20It will be seen in my vlog.
00:01:23Mr. Billo, thank you so much for coming to our podcast.
00:01:29I am so happy.
00:01:31Today we will talk about Islamabad.
00:01:36First of all, we have been listening to your name for 20 years.
00:01:41In jokes.
00:01:42And I don't know how.
00:01:44How did you both start?
00:01:47Was it an arranged marriage?
00:01:48I am sure at that time it was an arranged marriage or a love marriage.
00:01:50First of all, I will tell him not to touch the mic.
00:01:54I am tired.
00:01:55Laughter
00:01:56Right?
00:01:57No, I will tell you from the beginning.
00:01:59First of all, I would like to thank you for inviting me for the second time.
00:02:04I enjoyed it.
00:02:06And the happy thing is that I have come with my biggest Billo.
00:02:10I want to tell everyone about him.
00:02:13That she is very good, very pious, very beautiful.
00:02:17I mean, God give me 5-6 more wives like her.
00:02:21No, no.
00:02:22She is so good that there can be no wife like her.
00:02:26First finish this talk.
00:02:27You will have to insult me later.
00:02:29No.
00:02:30You can't praise me.
00:02:31Okay.
00:02:32Okay.
00:02:33You are fine.
00:02:34Tell me one thing.
00:02:35How many years have you been married?
00:02:36How many years have you been married?
00:02:3720 years.
00:02:3820 years of marriage.
00:02:3920 years of marriage.
00:02:4020 years of marriage.
00:02:4120 years of marriage.
00:02:4220 years of marriage.
00:02:4320 years of marriage.
00:02:4420 years of marriage.
00:02:4520 years of marriage.
00:02:46No, I have to do that.
00:02:47I am 16-17 years old.
00:02:48So Bharti knows everything.
00:02:50Bharti knows everything.
00:02:51She knows that too.
00:02:52If it was someone else, I would not tell.
00:02:53No, I know that when she got pregnant,
00:02:55he asked me for lemon first.
00:02:59I know since when.
00:03:00Tell me, it's not a love marriage, it's an arranged marriage.
00:03:03No, no.
00:03:04It's not arranged, it's a hate marriage.
00:03:06Hate marriage?
00:03:07This is a love marriage, this is a hate marriage.
00:03:08Really.
00:03:09But how?
00:03:10She didn't like me, but I still liked her.
00:03:13Hello, Oshiwara Police Station?
00:03:40Yes, those two are the ones who hit me.
00:03:42Finally, the files are over.
00:03:44They are really small.
00:03:4615 years and 17 years.
00:03:48Yes, I will give you my photo.
00:03:50Please leave.
00:03:52Look at my photo.
00:03:54Hi. How do I look?
00:03:56You are so young.
00:03:58So, we got married
00:04:00because I used to work as a goldsmith.
00:04:02I had learnt it from my dad.
00:04:04From a jewelry shop?
00:04:06Yes, I used to work a little.
00:04:08I used to earn Rs.100-200 per day.
00:04:10It was a big thing at that time.
00:04:12I didn't do drugs.
00:04:14There is no one
00:04:16who is a pure vegetarian.
00:04:18They don't know anything.
00:04:20They just know how to earn.
00:04:22So, we got married.
00:04:24I didn't believe it.
00:04:26They used to say, let's do shagun.
00:04:28It's called thakka.
00:04:30Let's do shagun.
00:04:32We can get married later.
00:04:34I said, let's do it properly.
00:04:36So, we got married.
00:04:38After that,
00:04:40I started going to
00:04:42orchestras and weddings.
00:04:44I used to dance with girls.
00:04:46I used to sing with girls.
00:04:48I used to think
00:04:50what I am doing.
00:04:52I used to think
00:04:54what I am doing.
00:04:56I used to think like this.
00:04:58I said, I don't want to get married.
00:05:00I said, I don't want to get married.
00:05:02It's a matter of respect.
00:05:04My family is also like this.
00:05:06We are not like this.
00:05:08Why did you do this?
00:05:10I was very sad.
00:05:12Then one day,
00:05:14they said,
00:05:16I said,
00:05:18I will do the editing.
00:05:20It happened like this.
00:05:22It happened like this.
00:05:24Then one day,
00:05:26I said, if you want to get married,
00:05:28do it now.
00:05:30It was Sunday.
00:05:32She had gone to her sister's wedding.
00:05:34Her uncle's daughter.
00:05:36Her uncle's daughter.
00:05:38Which one?
00:05:40She had gone to her uncle's daughter's wedding.
00:05:42They said,
00:05:44call her and tell her to come soon.
00:05:46I thought,
00:05:48they won't do it now.
00:05:50They took me to the temple.
00:05:52They took her to the temple.
00:05:54It was 10 am.
00:05:56They got us married.
00:05:58There was no celebration.
00:06:00We were at home till 12 am.
00:06:02We didn't know it was our wedding.
00:06:04We got married at 12 am.
00:06:06What did you say?
00:06:08We got married at 12 am.
00:06:10We came home.
00:06:12At first,
00:06:14I didn't know
00:06:16what had happened to me.
00:06:18I didn't understand.
00:06:20It was like a dream.
00:06:22When a wife looks like this,
00:06:24it hurts.
00:06:26You can understand.
00:06:28Don't hit me.
00:06:30You can understand
00:06:32what had happened to us.
00:06:34I am not talking to you.
00:06:36We will take revenge.
00:06:38Wait.
00:06:40I want to know
00:06:42when you came to know
00:06:44that the groom
00:06:46who is going to marry me
00:06:48had gone to his sister's wedding.
00:06:50I was scared.
00:06:52I was 15 years old.
00:06:54He didn't say anything.
00:06:56We talked
00:06:58when we were getting married.
00:07:00He must have told you
00:07:02to go there and talk.
00:07:04We don't talk if we want to.
00:07:08We don't talk if we want to.
00:07:10We wanted to talk.
00:07:12What do you do?
00:07:14I work at the shop.
00:07:16What do you do?
00:07:18I don't make tea.
00:07:20I don't make tea.
00:07:22I don't make tea.
00:07:24No.
00:07:26How much do you earn?
00:07:28I earn Rs. 100.
00:07:30I earn Rs. 100.
00:07:32This is what happened.
00:07:34But it is true
00:07:36that I am very happy
00:07:38that if this
00:07:40hadn't happened
00:07:42then I wouldn't have
00:07:44become anything.
00:07:46If a wife is beautiful,
00:07:48one should look at her.
00:07:50I am not beautiful.
00:07:52I am not beautiful.
00:07:54No.
00:07:56It's a joke.
00:07:58It's a joke.
00:08:02Did you like him
00:08:04when you saw him for the first time?
00:08:06Yes.
00:08:08When he told you
00:08:10that he is getting married in 2 hours,
00:08:12you were already married.
00:08:14I got married so soon.
00:08:16I got engaged in a year.
00:08:18You got engaged in a year.
00:08:20You got engaged in a year.
00:08:22We don't talk much.
00:08:24Everything happens here.
00:08:26We don't talk much.
00:08:28We don't talk much.
00:08:30I have never talked to him.
00:08:32I don't even answer his calls.
00:08:34You don't even write to him?
00:08:36Nothing.
00:08:38This is the truth.
00:08:40No matter how much I joke,
00:08:42this is the truth.
00:08:44We used to go to the orchestra
00:08:46to perform.
00:08:48I used to get a payment of Rs. 50.
00:08:50I didn't want to work
00:08:52as a goldsmith.
00:08:54I wanted to be an artist.
00:08:56I used to get Rs. 50.
00:08:58I used to get Rs. 100.
00:09:00We rented a small house.
00:09:02We didn't even have utensils.
00:09:04We didn't have anything.
00:09:06We started living separately.
00:09:08There was a box of ghee.
00:09:10There was a box of ghee.
00:09:12There was a box of ghee.
00:09:14We used to light the ghee
00:09:16using a gold lamp.
00:09:18We used to have tea
00:09:20with the utensils we used to have.
00:09:24We lived in poverty.
00:09:26Money was a part of the poverty.
00:09:28We used to have a trouble.
00:09:30We didn't have a good self-esteem.
00:09:32We lived in poverty.
00:09:34That was a bad time.
00:09:36We lived in poverty.
00:09:38We used to see ourselves
00:09:40in the mirror.
00:09:42If you take a good picture, it will look like a ball.
00:09:46We used to look at the mirror.
00:09:48How will it look if you look at this?
00:09:52This makes a big difference.
00:09:54I am beautiful.
00:09:56Your entire family is beautiful.
00:09:58Obviously, now that you are speaking in comedy,
00:10:00I will say the truth that after Bigg Boss,
00:10:02if there is a family that entertains the entire family,
00:10:06that is the Lehri family.
00:10:08Because you can see in their social media,
00:10:14whether it is Mani's or Shikha's,
00:10:16these days they are also very active.
00:10:18Sakshi's family is very active.
00:10:20I will put all the links in the description.
00:10:24Guys, please watch their vlog once.
00:10:28Follow the whole family.
00:10:30We will put all the links in the description.
00:10:32I am telling the truth, there are different flavors.
00:10:34If you see Sakshi's and Mani's,
00:10:36there is a bit of a fight.
00:10:38Shikha keeps singing,
00:10:40doesn't bathe, keeps singing.
00:10:42Then when the day festival comes,
00:10:44they tell her to take a bath.
00:10:46She sings very well without learning from anywhere.
00:10:48Am I saying the truth?
00:10:50No, it looks like she has not learned.
00:10:52Sir, I lost.
00:10:54She sings very well.
00:10:56She still has a great voice.
00:10:58Brother, do you know the music of the song?
00:11:00You may not know that Shikha does not tell.
00:11:04We don't show what she has done.
00:11:06You must have seen the movie.
00:11:08The song Mere Dholna.
00:11:10Oh my god.
00:11:12She has sung this song.
00:11:14Oh my god.
00:11:16So have you sung it?
00:11:18No, he doesn't know the song.
00:11:20So Shikha is very good.
00:11:22I thought she must have sung the new version.
00:11:26There is one thing,
00:11:28if someone says something to your children,
00:11:30they will not feel bad.
00:11:32They will not feel bad.
00:11:38They tease us a lot.
00:11:40They insult us a lot at home.
00:11:42Let me tell you.
00:11:44Especially Mani.
00:11:46They punch us a lot.
00:11:48Daughter-in-law and Shikha also punch us a lot.
00:11:50No one respects us.
00:11:52So they tell us to do it.
00:11:54When we come on TV, the whole world will see us.
00:11:56So if I get a chance, I will insult them.
00:11:58I won't insult you today.
00:12:00Billo ji.
00:12:02They tease us a lot at home.
00:12:04I am working with them.
00:12:06They tease us a lot.
00:12:08When we come home after a shoot,
00:12:10or when we are on a shoot,
00:12:12they tease us a lot at home.
00:12:14They tease us a lot at home.
00:12:16They tease us a lot at home.
00:12:18When I sit down for 2 minutes,
00:12:20when I sit down for 2 minutes,
00:12:22they ask me why I am sad.
00:12:24They ask me why I am sad.
00:12:26I say I love you a lot.
00:12:28I say I love you a lot.
00:12:30They talk so well.
00:12:34Now if we talk,
00:12:36I will cry.
00:12:38She says I love you.
00:12:40When they watch the clip,
00:12:42they insult me.
00:12:44When they watch the clip,
00:12:46they insult me.
00:12:48But I have to do it.
00:12:50When you get a partner
00:12:52who is very innocent,
00:12:54we know you since 15-20 years.
00:12:56I have known you for 15-20 years.
00:12:58I mean, whenever you used to be there.
00:12:59She is innocent.
00:13:00She doesn't want anyone to feel bad.
00:13:01And everyone...
00:13:02I mean, like...
00:13:03When she sees you...
00:13:04Oh, Bharti da!
00:13:06I have seen you in Amritsar.
00:13:08Yes.
00:13:09Because she was younger than you.
00:13:11I mean, when you were there in Amritsar.
00:13:13Sister-in-law, please tell us
00:13:15how did you meet Bharti for the first time?
00:13:18Bharti, tell us.
00:13:19We did a prank at home.
00:13:21We did a prank with her relatives.
00:13:23She will tell you.
00:13:24Sudesh, tell us what it was.
00:13:26It was...
00:13:28She was in college at that time.
00:13:31So, I used to go there to teach.
00:13:33At the youth festival.
00:13:35So, once we did a shoot.
00:13:37There was a shooting.
00:13:38When she came back from there,
00:13:39she came straight to our house.
00:13:40So, inside...
00:13:41We came to know that our relatives have also come.
00:13:43Some of them are from here.
00:13:45Her uncle's daughter or someone else.
00:13:47So, it happened that...
00:13:49I mean, my affair with Sudesh...
00:13:52I mean, I am married.
00:13:55So, I am his second wife.
00:13:57I was kept outside.
00:13:58She came there.
00:14:00So, she came inside and created a ruckus.
00:14:03I mean, we were all sitting there.
00:14:05I mean, it was shocking.
00:14:06We had told her
00:14:08that you should know
00:14:10that this work should not go wrong.
00:14:12And make others fool.
00:14:13Now what happened is
00:14:14when she came inside,
00:14:15how is she doing it in Hindi?
00:14:16How did you talk?
00:14:18No, like this.
00:14:19This is your house.
00:14:20But why did you come here?
00:14:21I am starving there.
00:14:22And you are living here with the whole family.
00:14:25So, I am coming.
00:14:26When you did not have the courage to love,
00:14:28then don't get married.
00:14:29Why did you come here?
00:14:30Why did you come to our house?
00:14:32I have been calling you for three days.
00:14:34Were you answering?
00:14:35Then why are you talking in front of her?
00:14:36No, I will talk in front of her
00:14:37because you have not been talking for four months.
00:14:39Do you get money there or not?
00:14:41I don't want money.
00:14:42I want you.
00:14:43Bharti, go quietly.
00:14:44I will get up and...
00:14:45Like this.
00:14:46And her sister...
00:14:48And her relatives are standing like this
00:14:51that brother-in-law has got married.
00:14:54Now what will happen?
00:14:55She says, either give me the house
00:14:57or what should I do with the child?
00:14:59I don't know what she is saying.
00:15:01So, after doing so much,
00:15:02when I opened it,
00:15:03they went crazy.
00:15:04Thank God.
00:15:05Sister-in-law started crying.
00:15:06Sister, what will happen now?
00:15:08They will leave you.
00:15:12But did you ever really feel
00:15:13that they will leave me?
00:15:14No.
00:15:15No, right?
00:15:16Never?
00:15:17I will tell you once.
00:15:18Really, this means...
00:15:21Once we had a fight.
00:15:23Because in the beginning,
00:15:25we were young.
00:15:26I mean, I was 17 years old.
00:15:29So, when there was a fight in our house,
00:15:31we used to fight with each other.
00:15:32Now the guest is coming,
00:15:33so quickly,
00:15:34both started fixing the clothes.
00:15:35Fix the bedsheet,
00:15:36fix the house.
00:15:37We used to live on rent.
00:15:38We used to live on rent.
00:15:39So, it used to happen.
00:15:40Then slowly, when the time passed,
00:15:43when I was 25 years old,
00:15:44then I became young.
00:15:46Exactly.
00:15:47Right?
00:15:48So, then I thought,
00:15:49what is happening?
00:15:50Then I used to dance outside,
00:15:53with girls,
00:15:54I used to act.
00:15:56So, my mind started going crazy.
00:15:59If I had done this,
00:16:00maybe this would have happened.
00:16:01I could have got married there.
00:16:02This could have happened.
00:16:03But she was good.
00:16:04She didn't care.
00:16:05She didn't care about money,
00:16:07or anything.
00:16:08Today or then,
00:16:09she is a housewife.
00:16:11Whatever it is,
00:16:12I will run the house.
00:16:13Yes, this was it.
00:16:14So, once,
00:16:15I got into a fight.
00:16:17I got angry.
00:16:18In between,
00:16:19other people also do it.
00:16:20Some people make fun of me.
00:16:21Some people do this.
00:16:22They do it.
00:16:23So, I left the house.
00:16:25Did you have kids?
00:16:26Yes, I had kids.
00:16:27Both of them?
00:16:28Yes, both of them.
00:16:29So, when I was 25 years old,
00:16:30I was very mischievous.
00:16:32I had kids early.
00:16:34So,
00:16:35I mean,
00:16:36because earlier,
00:16:37there weren't so many shows.
00:16:39Time was open.
00:16:40So, what could I do?
00:16:41TV?
00:16:42TV?
00:16:43In between,
00:16:44I got busy.
00:16:45Only two were left.
00:16:46Otherwise,
00:16:47there could have been more.
00:16:48People made fun of me.
00:16:49They said,
00:16:50do this.
00:16:51You have a house there.
00:16:52Sell that house.
00:16:54Go there and
00:16:55make a deal with your wife.
00:16:56Sell the house and
00:16:57you will get the money.
00:16:58Then,
00:16:59you come here
00:17:00and get married.
00:17:01So,
00:17:02I also came.
00:17:03Such an environment was created.
00:17:04I had kids.
00:17:05I had fights.
00:17:06Everyday.
00:17:07Everyday.
00:17:08At the age of 25.
00:17:09So, when I came home,
00:17:10I met her.
00:17:11I met her.
00:17:12I said,
00:17:13I am regretting.
00:17:15People
00:17:16create problems.
00:17:17They are like that.
00:17:18This happens.
00:17:19I mean,
00:17:20I have understood.
00:17:21I did acting.
00:17:22False.
00:17:23Relatives will come.
00:17:25She is really saying,
00:17:27I have also understood.
00:17:28People do this.
00:17:29People do this.
00:17:30I have also understood.
00:17:32Husband is husband.
00:17:33You shouldn't fight.
00:17:34I thought,
00:17:35I am acting.
00:17:36She is doing real.
00:17:37Not now.
00:17:38Then I told her.
00:17:39At that time,
00:17:40I was lying.
00:17:42I came to sell the house.
00:17:43But now,
00:17:44I have understood.
00:17:45You are real.
00:17:46From today,
00:17:47there will be no fights.
00:17:48Never.
00:17:49But don't listen to relatives.
00:17:50Don't do this.
00:17:51That day has come.
00:17:52Today has come.
00:17:53There are no fights in our house.
00:17:54Fighting love
00:17:55is a little strong.
00:17:56But it remains that
00:17:57I love her a lot.
00:17:59From my heart.
00:18:00I mean,
00:18:01because of her,
00:18:02I have reached here.
00:18:03I mean,
00:18:04this is very simple.
00:18:05What a beautiful thing.
00:18:06Yes.
00:18:07I have got goosebumps.
00:18:08Filmy.
00:18:09Filmy.
00:18:10Look at the scene.
00:18:11A girl is so innocent.
00:18:12She is telling the truth.
00:18:13And the boy,
00:18:14who had come to lie,
00:18:15he has given her
00:18:16his innocence
00:18:17and told the truth.
00:18:18I told her,
00:18:19I was lying.
00:18:20But now,
00:18:21I have understood
00:18:22you are real.
00:18:23Now,
00:18:24there is no need.
00:18:25Because this is a relationship
00:18:26of the heart.
00:18:27If I talk about
00:18:28innocence,
00:18:29she is so innocent
00:18:30that she feels pity.
00:18:31She feels pity.
00:18:32She has respect from inside.
00:18:33May I have respect.
00:18:34And
00:18:35innocence is
00:18:36a matter
00:18:37of respect.
00:18:38Once,
00:18:39we used to
00:18:40not have
00:18:41mobile phones.
00:18:42We used to have
00:18:43a red colour phone
00:18:44at home.
00:18:45I still remember.
00:18:46With numbers.
00:18:47With numbers.
00:18:48So,
00:18:49that phone
00:18:50came at night.
00:18:51I mean,
00:18:52my friend's phone
00:18:53came at 4 in the morning.
00:18:54He said,
00:18:55Sudesh ji,
00:18:56there is an earthquake
00:18:57at 6 in the morning.
00:18:58So,
00:18:59I will tell you.
00:19:00So,
00:19:01I woke him up.
00:19:02There is an earthquake
00:19:03at 6 in the morning.
00:19:04So,
00:19:05I said,
00:19:06I don't know.
00:19:07The phone
00:19:08is at our house.
00:19:09He woke
00:19:10everyone up.
00:19:11There was an open
00:19:12ground outside.
00:19:13There was a plot.
00:19:14Everyone stood there.
00:19:15Now,
00:19:16it is 6 in the morning.
00:19:17She is praying.
00:19:18God,
00:19:19please bless us.
00:19:20I said,
00:19:21there is no earthquake.
00:19:22She said,
00:19:23there is no earthquake.
00:19:24Otherwise,
00:19:25I will be humiliated.
00:19:26So,
00:19:27I told everyone.
00:19:28I have told everyone.
00:19:29What will they think?
00:19:30They are liars.
00:19:31So,
00:19:32I said,
00:19:33there is an earthquake.
00:19:34They had called everyone
00:19:35to the ground.
00:19:36I woke up in the morning
00:19:37and started talking.
00:19:38No one came.
00:19:39They spoiled our sleep.
00:19:40That's why,
00:19:41I told God,
00:19:42please come.
00:19:43Please come.
00:19:44But,
00:19:45I told him,
00:19:46it will happen.
00:19:47I told him,
00:19:48he will come.
00:19:49It was 2 or 3 in the morning.
00:19:50I told everyone
00:19:51in the colony.
00:19:52Yes.
00:19:53But,
00:19:54Sister-in-law,
00:19:55he is feeling so bad.
00:19:56Why did he feel bad?
00:19:57He said,
00:19:58he got a call
00:19:59at 4 in the morning.
00:20:00He said,
00:20:01he told everyone
00:20:02at 2 or 3 in the morning.
00:20:03And he came.
00:20:04I am coming.
00:20:05I will be there at 2.
00:20:06He doesn't even know
00:20:07the time.
00:20:08He is late.
00:20:09I know.
00:20:10I will be there at 2.
00:20:12Uncle,
00:20:13you are making a mistake.
00:20:15I am coming.
00:20:16I am coming.
00:20:17I am coming.
00:20:18I got a call at 3.
00:20:19I got a call at 3.
00:20:20I had to come at 3.
00:20:21I got a call at 2.
00:20:22I said I will be
00:20:23there at 2
00:20:24in the colony.
00:20:25Didn't you feel
00:20:26you are left out?
00:20:27I thought,
00:20:28I can't thank
00:20:29the poor people.
00:20:30They will die.
00:20:31Let me tell you, I got a call at 2am that there's going to be an earthquake today.
00:20:43That's why I said I'll be there by 3-4pm.
00:20:49It's basic that who's lying.
00:20:52Time goes up and down.
00:20:56Guys, he didn't even prepare for the podcast.
00:20:59You're a big star now, you have managers.
00:21:06It's a different life and you're one of the top comedians.
00:21:09What did you say?
00:21:11I have a stupid manager.
00:21:13He's standing here.
00:21:16Do we have a camera?
00:21:18Show him.
00:21:19He's such a manager that after a show, he grabs the collar and takes the money.
00:21:24He's really bad.
00:21:26He grabs the collar and takes the protein.
00:21:28He's such a manager.
00:21:30Let me tell you.
00:21:32Let's say he thinks I'm a celebrity.
00:21:36And I've hired him.
00:21:38And I do all his duties.
00:21:41I call him and say, Shekhar, that show is coming.
00:21:44Should I take it?
00:21:45Yes, take it.
00:21:46Shekhar says, sir, tell him that the car should be like this.
00:21:52I say, what are you doing?
00:21:54I have to go to the back.
00:21:56Sometimes people give him flowers in the hotel.
00:22:02They say, he's with you.
00:22:06So this is my condition.
00:22:08And he takes 10%.
00:22:10And I don't understand why I give him 10%.
00:22:13I have to do all the work.
00:22:14What does he have to do in comedy?
00:22:16I have to go to the back.
00:22:17And I have to talk.
00:22:1810%.
00:22:19If it's 1 lakh, it's 10,000.
00:22:21If it's 5 lakhs, it's 50,000.
00:22:25So I pray every day that my payment doesn't increase.
00:22:28So that he doesn't have to pay.
00:22:30I was scared.
00:22:31A guy came and said 15 lakhs.
00:22:33I said, no, 5 lakhs.
00:22:34He'll take so much money.
00:22:36If you take 15 lakhs, he'll take 1.5 lakhs.
00:22:40Now what do I do with him?
00:22:42Then I send him to the gym.
00:22:44You do it instead of me.
00:22:45I see hard work somewhere.
00:22:46He's today's manager.
00:22:49He's your manager today.
00:22:51In that era, when you used to do orchestra shows.
00:22:55Now he's my manager too.
00:22:57What?
00:22:58Yes.
00:22:59Like I'm at home.
00:23:00Look, I have to get a payment of 50 rupees.
00:23:02So where will the manager come from?
00:23:04Then people used to come to the house.
00:23:06They used to come to the house.
00:23:07Hello, sister-in-law.
00:23:08Hello.
00:23:09So he has to come to the house.
00:23:11What does he have to do?
00:23:12He has to come to meet.
00:23:13Once what happened is that he doesn't remember who came.
00:23:16So someone came to meet me.
00:23:17Someone came to meet me.
00:23:19So I said who?
00:23:20I forgot the name.
00:23:21What was the name?
00:23:22I remember the similar name.
00:23:24I said what?
00:23:25I don't know.
00:23:26Kalvinder or Balvinder.
00:23:28Something like that.
00:23:29Harinder, Narender.
00:23:31Harjinder.
00:23:32Yes, Bittu.
00:23:33Now look, what does this similar name have to do?
00:23:36Bittu.
00:23:37Yes.
00:23:38So this means.
00:23:40Innocence is so much.
00:23:42This is such a big joke.
00:23:45It is so innocent that it is still a matter of Mumbai.
00:23:49So whatever I am telling is not a lie.
00:23:52It is an item.
00:23:53This is the truth.
00:23:54Yes.
00:23:55Why is the wife going to the item?
00:23:57No, no, it is a comedy item.
00:23:59Means there is no item, there is someone.
00:24:01No, no, this is it.
00:24:05This is it.
00:24:06I just took an umbrella here.
00:24:10The bottle is made.
00:24:11So I took it out.
00:24:12So we took it and kept it in the car.
00:24:14So we went a little ahead.
00:24:15So it was raining a little, so I went out.
00:24:18So I took it out.
00:24:19Don't take it out, it will get wet outside.
00:24:22It is raining, then why did you take it?
00:24:24And the umbrella.
00:24:25Yes.
00:24:26It was such a cute thing.
00:24:28Don't take it out.
00:24:30Don't take it out, it will get spoiled.
00:24:32You get wet.
00:24:33That's it.
00:24:34That's it.
00:24:35Oh man.
00:24:36Harsh.
00:24:37You send them to the market to buy something, right?
00:24:40The kids are also sitting there.
00:24:41Yes.
00:24:42Don't send them alone.
00:24:43You bring flour, she brings her husband's neck.
00:24:49She is so innocent.
00:24:50I say a lot.
00:24:52But has anyone ever cheated her financially?
00:24:56Yes, yes, yes.
00:24:58She won't tell, I will tell.
00:25:00Has anyone run away after eating your kitties?
00:25:02Comedies.
00:25:03Yes.
00:25:04Comedies are filled somewhere.
00:25:05You didn't come to Bombay after eating.
00:25:07When you put a comedy, it happened that money was inside.
00:25:11It was of some committee.
00:25:12Someone had taken a loan.
00:25:13Someone had taken a loan.
00:25:14Yes.
00:25:15What happens is that I have said this from the beginning.
00:25:18I have said this from the beginning.
00:25:20Because when we got married, there was no night in the wedding.
00:25:26Wedding night.
00:25:27Yes.
00:25:28Now what will you do on the comedy that the person does there?
00:25:32She has done a lot of comedy.
00:25:34She is a real comedian.
00:25:35Was there a wedding night at that time?
00:25:36Yes.
00:25:37There was a night, whether there was a wedding or not.
00:25:39No, I mean the one with flowers.
00:25:40Not flowers.
00:25:41There was a curtain.
00:25:42I mean there was no house.
00:25:43There was a kitchen.
00:25:44There was only one room.
00:25:45It was a family.
00:25:46So outside the house, it was like that.
00:25:47It was not outside the shops.
00:25:48It was like that.
00:25:49There was a curtain.
00:25:50Yes.
00:25:51Of cloth.
00:25:52We used to sleep there.
00:25:53So when we started sleeping like this.
00:25:54When we started lying down.
00:25:55So she said, Oh God, you will be laughing.
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