Emmerdale 17th October 2024
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00:30Ohhh...
00:49As I walk this land of broken dreams
00:55I have visions of many a things
00:59But happiness is just an illusion
01:04Filled with sadness and confusion
01:10Hello?
01:11Oh, I've lost skills.
01:14All right, Marlon.
01:17Dad's playlist, do you like it?
01:20Yeah, I mean, you've got to have a playlist, right,
01:21for when you're digging a family member's grave.
01:25Yeah, he wanted his favourite songs playing the whole day.
01:28Very specific.
01:30Yeah, Dad all over that.
01:31Get him what he wants, even when he's brown bread.
01:35Yeah, anyway, about me being celebrant today...
01:40Instead of a vicar at the graveside, you asked me to, Sam!
01:43What about it?
01:44Well, I mean, do you want me to make sure
01:45everybody gets to say something, or...?
01:48Yeah, of course, if they want to.
01:50I mean, you should say something, obviously.
01:53Me?
01:54Yeah, he's got a point.
01:55Hell, his son and all that.
01:59You all right?
02:02I just miss him, that's all.
02:04Of course.
02:07Yeah.
02:08Yeah, we all do.
02:11Liz, do you ever clock off?
02:13Well, we want him looking his best, don't we?
02:15Anyone could be popping in today.
02:19Oh, that's not how you do creases.
02:21What?
02:23Liz!
02:24I didn't want to think you'd never seen an iron.
02:25Well, last time he should be ironing his own flaming kegs.
02:28He's a bit busy out there right now.
02:30I've not counselled my clients.
02:31Well, get on it, there's a time factor, remember?
02:34Hey, how are we all doing?
02:36Oh, yeah, we're just managing the chaos.
02:38Fastest organised funeral ever.
02:40How's the food situation?
02:42Well, everybody'll get fed, I hope.
02:46Hey, Belle.
02:49Hey.
02:50Now, fancy I hope, though, you know,
02:53not his like, he wouldn't like out fancy.
02:55What, in case all that foie gras filling'll go to waste?
02:57Of course it's nothing fancy,
02:59unless you call mucky fat fancy.
03:01Oh, good grief.
03:02Who did your ironing?
03:04It's...
03:06me.
03:08Right, well, come on, trousers off.
03:10What, from a sack?
03:11Yeah, they need doing again, properly.
03:14Might take a while, mind.
03:15Legs as long as that, you could land a plane on them.
03:18Yes, yes, Marlon's tall and lanky.
03:19Do you know how many jokes he made like that in his lifetime?
03:22All of them.
03:32I've just come to get changed.
03:34Unfortunately, the B&B don't provide funeral suits
03:37as part of their service.
03:41You're not getting ready?
03:44OK.
03:45Guess I'm getting the silent treatment.
03:47Like a communication not to your taste,
03:50Cybernic.
03:51Listen, Ruby...
03:52I don't want to hear it.
03:55And I'm not going today.
03:58But it's...
03:59it's important, it's family.
04:02You don't get to lecture me on family.
04:05I missed my own mother's passing, thanks to you.
04:09Yeah, I know.
04:10And I am sorry.
04:11Sorry doesn't cut it, Caleb.
04:16Suited and booted, then?
04:18Right and will do.
04:20He'd be proud.
04:21Yeah.
04:22Of course he would.
04:26Lydia, it's nearly time!
04:29Coming!
04:35Oh, Miles, will you pass us one of them?
04:38Yeah, I mean, we may as well start as he intended us to go on, eh?
04:40Yeah, what my Uncle Zak wants, my Uncle Zak gets, right?
04:46Have you all sat down?
04:47As ready as they'll ever be.
04:49What's that?
04:50It's family tradition.
04:51Just remember these two fighting about who carried it at our butcher's funeral.
04:55Fat egg.
04:56You, fat egg.
05:00Well, you all look very befitting.
05:05Are you all right, love?
05:09If you don't feel up to today, we'd all understand.
05:13You know, what with everything you've got going on.
05:16Today's not about that.
05:18Today's about laying Dad to rest.
05:21Everything else can wait.
05:25Right, come on, then.
05:27Let's get going.
05:28Flowers, I've... I've forgotten.
05:30Oh, I was supposed to remind you!
05:32Well, we'll have to do without.
05:33You can't have a burial without flowers.
05:36There's plenty of flowers growing outside.
05:38Come on, people, we can all pick some now.
05:40Come here.
05:41OK.
05:42Yeah.
05:48Cain.
05:50Can I just sit here with Dad for a bit?
05:54Yeah.
05:56Course you can.
06:13Just me and you.
06:16One last time, hey, Dad?
06:23Do you remember when I was little?
06:26And I was having those bad dreams?
06:31Cos I was scared I was going to lose you.
06:35I was scared you were going to die.
06:39But you sat me down.
06:42And you said to me, it's all right.
06:45I'm not going anywhere.
06:51And I didn't think you ever would.
06:54Until now.
06:57But I am so glad you said that to me, Dad,
07:01because you made me feel safe.
07:06You always made me feel safe,
07:09and I... I just wish I'd told you.
07:15I was going to come up to Scotland.
07:17I was going to tell you everything.
07:22No, I'm not going to let him be a part of this.
07:30None of us are here forever, are we?
07:35But I am so grateful
07:38that I had you whilst I did.
07:46Um...
07:47So, are you good?
07:49Zak Shindig?
07:50Oh, yeah, show my respects.
07:52Actually, I'm about to look up, sir.
07:54I think I might give it a swerve. Wife will probably be there.
07:57Still daggers drawn for you two, then?
07:59Mm, sometimes up, sometimes down.
08:01Right now, down, in a stabbing motion,
08:04so I'm keeping well clear.
08:06I see her at home plenty, like.
08:08Don't let it get like that between you and Jimmy.
08:11You know, with him spreading himself the thing.
08:13It can put a lot of pressure on you.
08:15Of course, if you hadn't sold your shares in the first place,
08:18he wouldn't be spreading himself thin, would he?
08:20I'm just saying, it's well worth watching.
08:22I mean, he could sell up, spend more time with his family.
08:25I'm just looking out for you guys.
08:27Yeah, well, stop.
08:28You want her to sell, that's your business.
08:30We can manage, thanks.
08:36Hey.
08:37Big day.
08:39I know, can't quite believe it.
08:42Lisa, their mum, Liv,
08:46and now Uncle Zak.
08:48Come on.
08:51Have you spoken or heard from Ryan?
08:53Yeah, he's on his way.
08:55But I've told him not to rush.
08:56I don't want him bombing back on the motorway from his mates.
08:59So what have we got to be out here for?
09:02I'm as clueless as you are, love.
09:04Apparently, it's what the big man stipulated.
09:07Oh, aye. Going to lead the way in, is he?
09:09All we know is that Zak wanted a big celebration.
09:13Maybe the family just wanted to get to the bar first.
09:18Oh, Moira, don't. You set us all off.
09:24Here we go.
09:34She'll be missing, eh?
09:35Well, you've got the pipes for her, haven't you?
09:37Go on.
09:40OK, folks, dig deep. One final round, eh?
09:45Eric!
09:47Some things never change.
09:49Everyone gives it a dingle, won't you?
09:52Don't worry.
09:53We only sing the dates to the last, eh?
10:10Oh, I see.
10:12He really is going to lead the way.
10:16I reckon he would have loved having the law here.
10:19It's like he planned it himself.
10:21Surely you don't want to bother us? Not today?
10:23You can see it's a family funeral.
10:25Just come to pay me respects, I promise.
10:28Vinnie!
10:39One last pint, Dad, eh?
10:49It's a great one, son.
11:00Family funerals, isn't it?
11:02Full of surprises.
11:04Someone's normally arrested,
11:06someone disgraces themselves,
11:08and someone always comes out the woodwork, don't they?
11:12Like a rhinestone cowboy
11:26This is all well and good.
11:28But what the rest of you are going to have?
11:30I can't tell if he's joking.
11:32He isn't.
11:33It's Zack and Cain and Bart and the door,
11:36and I'm right at the top of the stairs, hiding.
11:38And Gloria...
11:40Do you remember Gloria?
11:42Yeah, of course, yeah.
11:44So she says, he's not here.
11:46But if you don't believe me,
11:48of course, if you're a gentleman you would,
11:51I bet you could see the inner turmoil.
11:53Literally.
11:54So he knows that I'm in there,
11:56and he wants to punch the lights out of me.
11:58But there again, and then he said,
12:01oh, he is a gentleman.
12:03So he has to take her word for it,
12:05and away he goes.
12:07Sounds like you got away lightly.
12:09So you got one over on Zack Dingle?
12:11If I ever got one over Zack Dingle,
12:13you could be sure he'd get one back over me.
12:16Taught me how to box, you know, Zack.
12:18Took a lot of teaching, did it?
12:20He had a few tricks up his sleeve.
12:22I know he fell out with folk, but do you know what?
12:24He didn't hold a grudge long, did he?
12:26Dunno, wherever he is,
12:27I bet Chris Tate's keeping one out of his way.
12:29Or hiring some celestial security.
12:34I need a word later.
12:36Oh, should I be worried?
12:38Oh, I hope not.
12:39Right, Cain.
12:40I'm gonna get this lot quiet, OK?
12:42You've got a job to do,
12:43head of the family and all that now.
12:44Look, don't, seriously.
12:45Oh, just shush.
12:47Right, ladies and gentlemen,
12:49can I have your attention, please?
12:51Shut your gobs!
12:56Right, have we all got a drink?
12:58Yeah.
12:59Right.
13:00Ta.
13:01Good.
13:02Cos today...
13:04we're celebrating the life of Zack Dingle.
13:07In style.
13:08Which means all the drinks are on us.
13:10Don't we all just chip in?
13:14Cain.
13:18Erm...
13:21So, Dad...
13:23Zack Dingle.
13:25Zack Dingle!
13:28What?
13:29That was never mentioned when we first applied.
13:34All right, yeah, I'll get it over with.
13:36All right, yeah, I'll get it all put in place.
13:38Bye now.
13:39All right?
13:40Everything OK?
13:41Yeah, just the...
13:43the bank being their usual helpful self.
13:45It's fine, I'm dealing with it.
13:49You want me to clarify that we own the haulage, all of it.
13:52Well, that's the plan.
13:54Yeah, but that's not good enough.
13:55They want it in writing that we've acquired the Ulster Bank.
13:57By tomorrow.
13:58And the loan's dependent on it.
14:01They never said that before.
14:03You need to sort this with Jimmy.
14:05Yes, Jay, I will.
14:07Right now, I've got a wake to get to.
14:11It's beginning, can't be it.
14:13Six, seven, eight.
14:14You're skidding, baby, it's driving me crazy
14:17My obsession from a Western dance floor date
14:20A rodeo Romeo
14:22Now I've had from head to toe
14:24Make your mind go left, right
14:26Six, seven, eight.
14:28Steps?
14:29Has Zack put steps on his playlist?
14:31Yeah, he used to dance to it when our bell was at the top.
14:34I caught him doing a routine once.
14:44Looking wistful.
14:45Oh, I was just remembering.
14:48Zack, me and Eric in that back room
14:51getting tanked on the good stuff.
14:53With her toasting your mum.
14:55Saying what a wonderful woman she were.
14:57Just three old guys shooting their brains.
15:00Nice!
15:01Comparing notes on my mum.
15:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
15:04They were very respectful.
15:06He were a great respecter of women, with Zack.
15:09Yeah, hard to tell he was the love of his life, really.
15:12I mean, you've got Nellie, my mum.
15:16My money's on Lisa.
15:18Weren't there another one and all?
15:20Er, Joni, were it?
15:22We don't talk about her.
15:24You're crazy!
15:25You've just drank!
15:28A rodeo Romeo
15:31Er, is it really appropriate to be filming this?
15:34It's for Samson.
15:36He's not here to say his goodbyes, is he?
15:38Yeah, well, come get my day release.
15:40Sorry.
15:41I hate thinking of him in prison today of all days.
15:44Oh, you did your best, love.
15:46Can't help feeling guilty, though, can I?
15:48Won't let him down.
15:51Oh, first time seeing you today.
15:53Yeah, sorry.
15:55Been with Ruby.
15:56She's not coping too well.
15:57Losing her mum and that.
16:00Oh, are you bearing up?
16:03We all deal with things differently.
16:06Um, Nate didn't stay away on my account.
16:09Oh, Tracy tried contacting him, apparently.
16:12But he didn't get back to her.
16:13I mean, maybe he didn't get the message.
16:19Zacks.
16:20Well, we could hardly send him off without it.
16:23You know, there's a very appropriate old song for that.
16:27Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:32On Ilkley Moabatat.
16:37Come on!
16:38Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:43Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:48On Ilkley Moabatat.
16:50On Ilkley Moabatat.
16:54On Ilkley Moabatat.
16:59There's been a court in Mary Jane.
17:02Well, the big man wanted a celebration.
17:04He did.
17:05Look, we're gonna be getting the show on the road.
17:07Getting him up for burial.
17:09I think you need to go and spend some time with Ruby, you know?
17:13Live for the living, yeah?
17:15I'll see you later.
17:18On Ilkley Moabatat.
17:20Where's that?
17:21On Ilkley Moabatat.
17:23On Ilkley Moabatat.
17:35Sorry to pull you out of there.
17:38But I wanted to speak somewhere less boozy.
17:41Yeah, not like any funeral I've ever been to.
17:44No.
17:46Look, a day like today, well, it gets you thinking
17:50about what's important.
17:52And I was watching them all together.
17:55The Dingles.
17:56You know, it was one...
17:59Anyway, I started thinking about home.
18:02My home, I mean.
18:05Kim Tate struggling for words?
18:07This is a first.
18:10It wasn't long ago that we had a house full up there.
18:13But now...
18:15Well, it's just you and Will,
18:17rattling around wondering how many rooms you've got to avoid each other in.
18:20Something like that.
18:22Look, I might be completely off track here,
18:25but is this you asking me and Thomas to move back in?
18:29Would you consider it?
18:31Yeah.
18:32I could take some rattling around.
18:34And now that Evan being there isn't an issue.
18:37That's great.
18:40Up, up, up.
18:42Be careful.
18:43Marlon, you have to go lower.
18:44Lower?
18:45Yeah, lower than that.
18:46On Elk and all of our tots!
18:48On Elk and all of our tots!
18:50On Elk and all of our tots!
19:16On Elk and all of our tots!
19:47DOOR CLOSES
19:52How are we doing?
19:57How do you think?
20:00OK, do you know what?
20:01There comes a point where...
20:02What do you want from me?
20:05To be forgiven.
20:09I am sorry. I really am.
20:12Look, when I heard that your mum wanted to see you,
20:15I just thought there might be a chance of...
20:19I don't know.
20:21Something like what I've just seen today.
20:23A loving family saying goodbye to their equally loving dad,
20:26but I knew that I had to lay the groundwork for that.
20:31That is why I went.
20:34I promise.
20:38You still haven't said why she wanted to see me.
20:42If you went over there to make us whole,
20:46you must have told her that.
20:49So go on, then.
20:52What did my loving mother say back, Caleb?
20:56What did my loving mother say back, Caleb?
21:13How are we kicking this off, then?
21:15Marlowe's running things.
21:18Yes. Right, I'll start then, shall I?
21:21Well, you are supposed to be in charge.
21:23Well, I don't know. I've never run a funeral before,
21:25which, as a chef, is considered a win.
21:27Well, getting on with it might be a start.
21:29Dear God!
21:32This family couldn't organise its way out of a paper bag.
21:39I mean...
21:41I'll flip and do it.
21:43The one and only Tina Dingles.
21:45What, my sister?
21:47I don't know what you're all staring at.
21:50Did you seriously think I won't come?
21:54MUSIC PLAYS
22:05What the hell are you doing here?
22:07I could say the same to you.
22:09Big brother.
22:11Can you imagine how it felt?
22:13Learning you weren't my cousin any more.
22:16But whatever he got up to with your mum...
22:19Oh, classy, bringing that up at his funeral.
22:22He was still my dad.
22:24I've got every right to pay my respects.
22:26You didn't respect him when he was alive.
22:28Who are you?
22:29That's our Belle.
22:31Someone else you've never bothered to get to know, as in your sister.
22:34Your little Belle? No way.
22:36Yeah, she's done a lot growing up in 25 years.
22:39How do you even know she exists?
22:41I know everything about everyone.
22:44Mainly cos she told me.
22:48Ex-con.
22:50Ex-con, ex-con, ex-con.
22:53Oh, ex-con.
22:56All done so well.
22:59She also told me my dad were dead.
23:01Unlike the rest of you, so thanks for that.
23:03I just stayed in contact with her, you know.
23:06Christmas cards and stuff.
23:08And funeral invitations, apparently.
23:10It's nice to meet you, Aunty Tina.
23:12And you.
23:14I want to say, er...
23:17Vinnie.
23:20Heard a lot about you.
23:23Did I stop being Dad's daughter cos I wasn't around to suck up to him?
23:26Yeah, I'm looking at you, Charity.
23:28You were the worst when we were growing up.
23:32As I said...
23:34I'm here to pay my respects.
23:36Like the rest of you.
23:38Yeah, and what else?
23:39Cos, come on, we all know what you're like.
23:41Right, far be it from me to interfere,
23:43but can we do this after?
23:45I don't know what Zak would think.
23:47I'm sure he wouldn't want us all bickering over his casket.
23:50Yeah, I suppose he's got a point.
23:52So, where were we?
23:54Marlon?
23:56Right.
23:58OK.
24:00We're here to say goodbye to Zak.
24:03Our...
24:05Our patriarch.
24:07Get in with his big words.
24:10He was a loving husband.
24:12Grandad, brother, uncle.
24:15And Dad...
24:19And he'll be really missed.
24:23Caleb!
24:24Tell me what my dying mother wanted from me!
24:27To twist the knife one final time.
24:30There.
24:31Are you happy?
24:33Not really.
24:34She was the poisonous witch that she always was.
24:37She called you all sorts.
24:39Look, I don't really want to go into it.
24:41It doesn't help anyone.
24:43All sorts? Like what?
24:45What does it matter?
24:46I need to know.
24:47What, you want the actual words?
24:49All right, little whore.
24:51Those were two of them.
24:52And there was plenty more besides.
24:54You know what she was like.
25:06She wasn't a nice person, Ruby.
25:14Come here.
25:15Don't.
25:17I'm OK.
25:21I mean...
25:25I had thought that might be it.
25:29You can see why I didn't want to tell you, can't you?
25:33I suppose.
25:37I just...
25:40..hoped something might have changed.
25:43Well, she's gone now.
25:45For good.
25:47We just...
25:49..have to accept it and move on.
26:04And he wanted music.
26:06He wanted these songs played while, you know,
26:08while each of us took a quiet moment to think about him.
26:11A quiet moment to think about him.
26:23Oh, here we are, here we are, and here we go
26:27What a ball and a hit in the morning glow
26:32Rocking all over the world
26:36Everywhere, but we're gonna be there
26:41We love your lace, lace, lace
26:46Toss it all together
26:51We're gonna see you break
26:55She's just a devil woman
26:57With evil on her mind
26:59Beware the devil woman
27:01She's gonna get you
27:03And it burns, burns, burns
27:06The ring of fire, the ring of fire
27:14Shine on you crazy diamond
27:23You were caught in the crossfire
27:26Of childhood stardom
27:30Blow down the steel, please
27:35Come on, you target
27:37For faraway laughter
27:40Come on, you stranger
27:42You legend, you martyr and child
27:48What's all this?
27:49A few welcome home gifts.
27:52Gabby and Thomas are moving back.
27:54Making the most of having a family.
27:56Buying one more like.
27:58How much did this lot cost?
28:00And what on earth's that got to do with you?
28:02I don't know if you remember, but Dawn's on her up as her Billy and the kids.
28:06I could hardly forget, could I?
28:08Well, you made such a big deal about making up with them,
28:10but now Gabby's bringing home little Prince Thomas,
28:14they obviously don't matter.
28:15Excuse me?
28:17You're accusing me of buying a family one minute,
28:21and then the next you're up on your high horse
28:23because I'm not throwing money Dawn's way.
28:25What, to keep things equal, is that it?
28:27Oh, my, bad for thinking that way.
28:29Yesterday I gave Dawn that loan she wanted.
28:33Towards a car and groceries, things they needed.
28:36I think she appreciated it.
28:39After all, I was able to provide where you pretty much failed
28:44and are constantly failing.
28:56I...
28:58I'm supposed to say what you meant to me?
29:04Dad...
29:06When I first arrived here...
29:10..I was all over the place and, erm...
29:13..lashing out and that.
29:17I knew you, er, you took me in.
29:21Treated me like a...
29:24I can't, I just... I can't do this.
29:26It's OK, it's OK.
29:31You're right, you didn't like it and my cooking was too fancy.
29:36You always cleared your plate.
29:40Sleep well, Uncle Zak.
29:46You were the best, great-grandad.
29:49You made us strong...
29:52..and always told it like it was.
29:56I love you, Uncle Zak.
29:58You were never afraid to tell me when I was wrong.
30:03But you always backed me up when I was right.
30:06Hmph.
30:13I'm sorry.
30:15I'm sorry.
30:20You always loved the laugh and the...
30:23..and the drink.
30:25I miss you, Uncle Zak.
30:30You welcomed me into your home.
30:35I'll never forget.
30:37You called me Dingle.
30:39And you made me so proud to be one.
30:45You always looked after me, Uncle Zak.
30:48Cos I was family.
30:50And nothing was more important to you than that.
30:59I'll never forget you.
31:03None of us will.
31:06Ever.
31:07Never.
31:17For God's sake! Hang on!
31:19That could have been important! Shut up.
31:21Is it possible you could try not making a show of yourself,
31:24you know, considering what's happening?
31:26Is it possible you could try winding your neck in?
31:29OK!
31:30Now is not the time.
31:32This is wrong.
31:34This is all wrong.
31:38Hello. It's the man I was about to call.
31:40Aren't we the happy pair, then?
31:44I need to know where you're at.
31:46At?
31:47Fulfilling your side of the bargain.
31:49Are we talking about Kim here? Who else?
31:51So?
31:52Well, the thing is, the plan included me getting all of the haulage,
31:55but right now I'm still waiting on Jimmy's shares, aren't I?
31:58I have got no idea what your brilliant plan is,
32:00nor any proof that you'll actually push it through.
32:03OK. I hear you. I get where you're coming from.
32:05But I promise you, all that's in hand.
32:08It's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about anyway, actually.
32:11Go on.
32:12Paperwork.
32:14Talking Kims.
32:15Tax returns, bank statements, that kind of thing.
32:19I'll get my lawyers to have a look, see if there aren't any, you know, anomalies.
32:23Weaknesses.
32:25You're pretty much the only person that could do that.
32:28And that'll get things moving, will it?
32:30Yeah, of course it will.
32:31Let alone with Jimmy's shares.
32:36Belle?
32:40Belle, you OK?
32:41No, I'm not OK, cos it's Dad's funeral and everything's wrong.
32:44I know it's a lot to take in right now,
32:46a sister turning up out of the blue that you never met before,
32:49but today's about saying goodbye to your dad, isn't it?
32:52And, like Paddy says, that can wait.
32:55It's about focusing on what's important.
32:57Yeah, which is what I'm doing.
32:59Mum's ashes.
33:01This is where we kept them.
33:03What's left of them.
33:05Mum and Dad need to be together.
33:08Oh, Belle, I'm sorry.
33:10I thought this was about Tina.
33:12Of course this isn't about Tina.
33:14I don't care about her, I don't know her, do I?
33:16But this...
33:18This is what matters.
33:20For Dad and for Mum and...
33:23for me.
33:24This is what matters.
33:26For Dad and for Mum and...
33:29I'm not going to let them down again.
33:31I'm sorry, when have you ever...
33:33Please, I'm not trying to make this about me.
33:36Mandy, will you just give me my damn phone back?
33:38When and only when this is over.
33:40Look, it's you.
33:41You can't be trusted.
33:43I could just take it.
33:45Yeah, I'd like to see you try, yeah?
33:47There's easy enough room for two in there. Easy.
33:50Maybe we should go and see what's happening.
33:52Might have to postpone.
33:56Hey, you alright?
33:58Mum's ashes.
34:01Of course.
34:02Come on, we're reconvening.
34:16Bye, Dad.
34:18Bye, Dad.
34:28This is so you and Mum can be together.
34:31Forever.
34:34And I hope I see you both again.
34:40Rest in peace.
34:47Mmm.
35:01Do you want to tell me why there's so many photos of our house on this phone?
35:17Well, you've still not answered my question.
35:19Aren't they the right time?
35:20Like there's ever a right time.
35:22But that's why you're here, innit?
35:23I don't know what you're on about.
35:24They're just snaps.
35:25What?
35:26People don't take snaps of a house.
35:28But it's not this one.
35:29Unless you're planning on flogging it.
35:30Stop being so melodramatic.
35:31I would never invite you to the funeral for the thought of...
35:33Telling me about my own dad's funeral does not make you a saint.
35:36What?
35:37Are you cashing in on my uncle's head before he's even cold?
35:39Meemaw and Theresa, does it?
35:40I'm entitled to this house like anyone.
35:42Please.
35:44I am still his daughter.
35:46Whatever you lot think.
35:48What's going on?
35:49She's got photos of the house on her phone.
35:51So?
35:52So? It's obvious, innit?
35:53She's trying to sell it from under us.
35:54Oh, get over yourself.
35:56I was just going to show off some pics to the estate agent.
35:58See what it's worth.
36:00Me dad wouldn't have bothered to get a will.
36:02So his kids should all get an equal share.
36:04Are you kidding me?
36:06That's our house.
36:07Yeah?
36:09Well, now he's gone.
36:11So it's my house too.
36:14Have you sorted our little problem out yet?
36:17Yeah, kind of.
36:19I've put it in writing.
36:21I've told the bank we own all of the haulage.
36:24But we don't.
36:25But we will.
36:26We don't, though.
36:28Do it. You can't just go lying to the bank, Caleb.
36:30I already have. It's done.
36:33Look, it's only a matter of time anyway, innit?
36:35I've spoken to Will. He's on the case.
36:37He's going to get us all of Jimmy's shares.
36:39I promise.
36:41This is your fault for inviting her in the first place.
36:44A few Christmas cards don't mean I'm giving her out.
36:46Right, maybe we all just stop shouting.
36:48She can't take her home off us, can she?
36:50No, she can give it a good go.
36:51Same old gold digger she always was.
36:53Don't you dare call me that, Chas Dingle.
36:55Everyone, shut up!
36:57Why? So she can talk her way out of it?
36:59She can't, actually.
37:01Actually?
37:02Remind me who the hell you are when you're at home.
37:04When I'm at home?
37:06Or anywhere else, for that matter.
37:08My name's Lydia, and I'm Sam's wife.
37:10Your sister-in-law.
37:12How do you manage that, Sammy?
37:14She backward and all.
37:15Oh, come off it.
37:17We all know you're lucky to get married once, but twice?
37:20Our Sam can't even count that far.
37:28Slag off my Sam again and I'll make you wish you'd never been born.
37:31And as for the house,
37:33Zak did make a will and he had me look after it.
37:35That letter that Cain gave me in the house.
37:37So he's left the place to Sam, Belle and Cain.
37:41I hope you've got a decent dry cleaner.
37:43Shh!
37:44Hang on a minute, is that...?
37:47Why, Tina Dingle, is that a tag?
37:49Yeah.
37:50Yeah, so what?
37:51Don't tell me none of you have ever worn one,
37:53cos I won't believe you.
37:54So we've been a naughty girl, then, have we?
37:56Ex-con, ex-con, ex-con.
38:02Hey.
38:05How was the walk?
38:06Well, I didn't get very far.
38:09I had a phone call from Fiona.
38:12Oh.
38:13What did the friendly family lawyer have to say for herself?
38:16It was about the will reading.
38:18Actually, she's been a lot more helpful lately.
38:20Well, either way, I reckon you're best off leaving all that with me.
38:23I'm co-executor, right? I'll sort it.
38:25No, I want to be there.
38:26She was just giving me a heads-up so it wouldn't be a shock.
38:30How do you mean, shock?
38:32Apparently, a payment went out from my mum's account just before she died.
38:36A big one.
38:38Fiona's worried someone might have tried to scam her,
38:40so she's going to do some digging.
38:43Anyway, she'll give us the details tomorrow.
38:51You are paying for the dry cleaning.
38:53You any idea how much this dress cost?
38:55No sales on a Primark this week, then.
38:58Oh, so soon, we.
38:59I could. I know lots of lawyers.
39:01Really? Because that tag tells us they're pulling the weight.
39:05Oi, Tina Dingle!
39:07We're not supposed to go wandering, are we?
39:09Oh, come on, Steve.
39:10You know what tags off tomorrow?
39:12It's my dad's funeral.
39:14Condolences. Tomorrow's not today, is it?
39:17Now I've had to come all the way out here.
39:19Afternoon, folks. Sorry to intrude.
39:21Come on.
39:23Thanks for sticking up for me, everyone.
39:27Oh, and by the way,
39:29this isn't over!
39:34How are you bearing up?
39:37Hey, you did your best by him.
39:40Dan would be proud of you.
39:43Dan?
39:45Zac.
39:46I meant Zac.
39:49Come on, don't look at me like that.
39:51You know how I can get.
39:52I just confused Zac and Dad, that's all.
39:56We need to get the day for this operation sorted.
40:00As soon as this is done, I'm going to call the hospital.
40:03I'll find out what's going on.
40:08What?
40:11Please don't kick off.
40:14I was supposed to be there yesterday and I cancelled it.
40:17What?
40:18Right, then. Back to the pub, then, is it?
40:21As per Zac's wishes.
40:23We'll follow you.
40:24Go.
40:25At least there's one that won't be coming.
40:27Let's hope we've seen the last.
40:28There's no leash over here, I suppose.
40:30It's like what Sam said, isn't it?
40:31Family was everything to Zac.
40:39So, um, you cancelled it.
40:42I had to.
40:43No, you didn't. Why didn't you say something?
40:46With all of this going on.
40:49And what have I had?
40:51Was I actually supposed to go through with it?
40:53Be in hospital, today, of all days.
40:57And you risk losing your wife as well as your dad.
41:03Yeah.
41:04I suppose.
41:07I couldn't have left you to deal with it, Cain.
41:11And I know that everyone else thinks that you're holding it together,
41:14but I know what this is doing to you.
41:16And I love you.
41:18I am your wife and it's my job.
41:21It's all my fault.
41:23No, of course not. That's not what I meant.
41:25Yeah, but you...
41:27You didn't get to put yourself first, did you?
41:29You can't be expected to do everything.
41:31Yeah, but I'm supposed to be stepping up.
41:33That's what my dad expected.
41:39Everything OK?
41:40No, it's not.
41:42Not because I'm messing everything up, as per usual.
41:44I couldn't even hold together at my dad's graveside, could I?
41:46Don't say that.
41:48You can't blame yourself for getting upset.
41:51You did the best you could, Cain.
41:53We all did.
41:54Yeah, but it obviously wasn't good enough, was it? Eh?
41:57Right, come on, we need to go. We need to get home.
42:00You're not coming to the pub?
42:02Everyone's expecting you.
42:05You're head of family now.
42:06Will you stop saying that?
42:09What does it even mean, anyway?
42:11It's just another way of saying that I can't live up to everything Dad was.
42:15And you two, you just need...
42:18Can we go, please? You need to rest. Come on.
42:21OK. Come on.
42:33Someone's got to him.
42:36Maybe it's just the day.
42:40Maybe.
42:42HE SIGHS
42:44I thought I'd feel better after it were all over and all, but...
42:48I don't.
42:50Same.
42:51I don't know where we go from here.
42:54Cos Dad's gone, isn't he?
42:57He's really gone.
43:00And I know at funerals, you're meant to say goodbye,
43:03you accept it and you move on.
43:06I don't think I can.
43:09Cos we've lost the one thing that held us all together, haven't we?
43:19Now it looks like Cain's spiralling and all.
43:22That's all three of us.
43:24We've got to get him back here.
43:27We need to sort this out, even if it takes us all night.
43:31We've got to do this for the family.
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