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00:00Whoa, hey, uh, we have these things called doors that normal people use all the time.
00:09You should try them.
00:10We also have these things called Viltrumites.
00:12You should try winning a fight against them sometime.
00:14Okay, too, too soon, Cecil.
00:16Also, how much does it cost every time you, like, teleport?
00:19Isn't that taxpayer money?
00:20Do you know the gross economic output of Liechtenstein?
00:22Not even a little.
00:23More than that.
00:24Uh, okay, well that seems really irresponsible.
00:25It's been months, Mark.
00:27Since 2,000 retirees got their vacation cruise ruined and you got your ass kicked by some
00:32second cousin of your dad's who dropped in to prove a point.
00:35Hey.
00:36That point being that she could kick your ass without breaking a sweat.
00:38That's not nice.
00:39Not only that, she promised Mr. Ten Times Worse was on his way.
00:43So what exactly have you been doing to prepare?
00:46There's only 8 billion people counting on you.
00:49I've been busy.
00:50Busy doing what, exactly?
00:52Well, I've been busy writing, designing, storyboarding, voice acting, key posing, what else?
00:58Hey, hey, hey.
00:59No, no, no, no, stop.
01:00I'm not falling for that shit.
01:01Who do you think I am?
01:02Some pickle-hating, one-eyed rude from Planet Just Let the Viltrumites Win?
01:06I don't think that.
01:07What?
01:08No, I bet you don't.
01:09And don't even get me started on your little four-month vacation right in the middle of
01:13things.
01:14We all sure love that.
01:15You have some mayonnaise?
01:16Okay, it was more like three and a half.
01:18This is life or death, Mark.
01:21People are counting on you to live up to your obligations.
01:24So what exactly are you doing to get ready for what's coming?
01:28I'm, uh, you know, I'm, I'm, uh, stuff.
01:33Yeah, that's what I was worried about, and why I shouldn't leave a 19-year-old in charge
01:38of Earth's security.
01:39All right, we're taking over your training.
01:41Training?
01:42What training?
01:43What training?
01:44Okay.
01:45How about weightlifting, cardio, speed, damage resistance, flexibility, battle tactics, reaction,
01:53and punctuality?
01:56That's so much stuff.
01:58Okay, when is, when is this all gonna start?
02:02I thought you'd never ask.
02:06Come on.
02:07We're a top-secret organization, Mark, and we learn from our mistakes.
02:11Well, I need to know when to show up.
02:14Fine.
02:15Lights.
02:16Ah, much better.
02:19Still can't believe I have to exercise.