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00:00Greetings people of the Internet! I have roused and the videos must flow, so I
00:06have to try for you today Doritos Sizzling Cheeseburger? Cheeseburger
00:16flavor, yes. I was at my local store today and although I did not need food, I was
00:25there for the cat food. I ran across these and they were just too weird, too
00:36weird to not try for you folks. They were also on sale. So Doritos
00:53Late Night Sizzling Cheeseburger flavor. They are normally $6.29
01:02according to this package. Or is that an expiration? No, the expiration date is
01:08October 2024. So this is the Somebody Got High and Came Up With a Flavor of
01:17Doritos.
01:33Don't taste like much.
02:171 gram of saturated fat, 7 grams of fat. Total carbohydrate 17 grams per
02:26serving, total sugar less than 1 gram, 2 grams of protein, 90 milligrams of
02:33potassium, 1.3 milligrams of iron, 40 milligrams of calcium, and no vitamin D.
02:47Who came up with this garbage? They don't taste bad.
03:17They don't taste like, you know, hamburgers or cheeseburgers or even very
03:22cheesy for that matter.
03:33They kind of taste like ketchup.
03:47Yeah.
04:17I mean, they're alright. They're still Doritos. I mean, you know, I wouldn't say
04:26they're better than the Cool Ranch flavor or the Nacho Cheese flavor, but
04:30they are Doritos. So yeah, I mean, you're not missing anything if you don't try
04:36these. They're not bad, but they're not good. You know, they're not, they're not,
04:40you know, awesome. They're just chips. Anyway, thank you for sharing this moment
04:52with me. I'm Richard. Greetings, humans! It's your old pal Randall the Rat again, and I'm
04:58taking a break from eating your delicious face to remind you to comment,
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06:13eat you anyway. You look delicious.