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00:00So someone asked Kamala about her collard greens recipe.
00:03So she goes on to give this spiel,
00:06how she prepares her greens in the bathtub.
00:14That is disgusting.
00:18The bathtub.
00:20Do you know what happens in bathtubs?
00:23Bathing?
00:24Eh.
00:26You ever see how people get in the bathtubs?
00:28Bathtub.
00:32Don't listen to me.
00:33Here's Kamala's recipe.
00:34Pay close attention.
00:36Check this out.
00:36I have a friend who had a Christmas party,
00:39Christmas Eve every year,
00:41and she asked me to make the greens for a party every year.
00:44And I am not lying to you that I would make so many greens
00:48that I'd need to wash them in the bathtub.
00:51I'm telling you the truth.
00:53So how do you make your greens?
00:55Do you put turkey in them?
00:56Bacon.
00:59I do bacon.
01:03Oh my gosh.
01:05Folks, nothing about this woman is genuine.
01:09And candidly, if it is,
01:10do not eat at Kamala Harris's house without taking Cipro.
01:15Because you could wind up with a pretty serious
01:17type of food poisoning, okay?
01:20It's really gross.
01:22So let me just tell you a quick story.
01:24Did I not tell you this this morning, guys?
01:26I'm scrolling through X doing my show prep,
01:30and I find this clip so hilarious
01:32because Kamala Harris will say anything.
01:34She'll say, I cooked so many greens,
01:35I put them in the bathtub.
01:37The response on what they call black Twitter,
01:41black Americans who are on Twitter, was hilarious.
01:45They were like shredding Kamala to pieces.
01:49I found this one lady, it was so funny,
01:52and I lost the damn thing.
01:53And I hunted for a half an hour.
01:55So this lady's almost as funny,
01:58but honestly not as funny as the other lady,
02:00but it's still funny.
02:02Here is a response, I think this was TikTok,
02:04but people roll them over to Twitter,
02:06from a lady about Kamala Harris and greens in the bathtub.
02:09Folks, whatever you're drinking, put it down.
02:13I'm not responsible.
02:14If you spit hot coffee, put it down.
02:17I'm telling you, you got it.
02:19Okay, one, two, oh, it's down, right?
02:21Pull over in a safe spot.
02:24Listen to this, check this out.
02:25I found out that I was served some greens
02:28from somebody's nasty, filthy ring around the dirty ring.
02:33Toe nail, toe jam, ass crack, booty crack, hair.
02:39If I find out, man, I'm calling the FBI, the CIA,
02:44notary public, pediatrician, lawyers.
02:48I'm suing your ass, you messed up my stress,
02:54you gave me PTSD, hell no, no.
03:04This lady, she made me,
03:07someone please find this lady for me.
03:09She is hilarious.
03:11Ass crack, toe jam, I'm calling the FBI, the CIA,
03:15my lawyer.
03:16Five, five, five.
03:22He's snorting.
03:25The other lady was just as good,
03:27but I lost the damn video.
03:29Imagine that, you're in the bathtub, right?
03:32You're like washing between your toes.
03:35You may have been like in the sauna.
03:38You may have, right?
03:40You're just.
03:44You're doing the jujitsu with the soap.
03:47It looks like stretch twister.
03:49You're like this.
03:50And all of a sudden, imagine, imagine you're at,
03:54you don't know this, right?
03:55And you're at the dinner and the greens come out
03:57and you're eating them and Kamala's like, yeah, man,
04:00I cooked a lot of them.
04:01And everybody's like, yeah, I know, there's a lot of people.
04:03She's like, yeah, I washed them up in the tub
04:05before they be like.
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